#games are played

[perseidlion]

"How complicated and messy do you want to make your Dead Boy Detectives bodyswap fic where they end up alive, but in each others' bodies?"

Me: yes

[spitblaze]

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

[eridan-ampora]

baby animals move like theyre playing a new video game & havent figured out the controls yet

[bookpdf]

there should be more hours between 6 and 10pm. like even just two more hours. for my assorted hobbies & activities

[qrowpilled]

hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

[oflights]

the main problem with this time of year is the irresistible urge to get fully into bed at like 5:34 pm and outside is like yesss, yesss do it, it's what you deserve yesss. like is it depression or is it just november

[scoutingthetrooper]

these are the best cards on the planet and no one can tell me otherwise

(etsy)

[yunevan-n]

[azuneekun]

the dick must be insane

[cyani07]

poor you. caged and misunderstood.

[frownyalfred]

thinking about the expert masseuse Alfred hired for the family that is paid a small fortune annually to provide massage services and ignore so, so many things. No questions, no remarks, just quality service and an ironclad NDA that, if broken, would probably topple said masseuse’s entire family line.

Things Alfred is paying them to ignore, in no specific order:

Bruce’s spinal hardware courtesy of Bane :)

weird amounts of muscle on everyone, even the kids (despite them allegedly not working physical jobs)

scars

FRESH scars

the fact that every joint in Bruce’s body clicks when moved/manipulated at the tender age of 42

Olympic athlete level physiques

rotator cuff injuries across the whole family

scars that are definitely from bullets and/or acid splashes

old signs of what looks like torture (Bruce)

Dick’s entire left arm is basically screws and plates (he “fell really bad” once)

every single family member takes deep tissue massage with max pressure with 0 complaints

calluses

no really, the weirdest fucking calluses

[indigonite]

There’s a lot you can learn about it, trust me

[mzcain27]

I think game studios should just release their character creators online. For the times when I don’t wanna play the whole game, just the lil dress up part

[arckalia]

Dragonbreath Mouthwash- “All day fire fresh!”

Good for your hygiene!

[funkbun]

go play bugsnax