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this motherfucker got the rare fish ungulates on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A six-tatami room, my pretty castle
A secret place nobody ought to enter (yeah)
-GHOST FOOD
I lied, have a brainworm and now i must spit it out
We know the confinement phase with the Wayne Family after the abduction, right? Right!
I raise: gamer reader with the mindset of 'Well, I get to live here for free (and I'd be a DUNCE to refuse in this economy,) so I might as well just make myself comfortable (or as comfortable as I can.)'
Dick and Tim can and will preen when you invite them to play multiplayer games. Casually ask them if they know so-and-so, then watch them either A.) listen to you yap about artifact drop rates in Genshin Impact (Tim), or B.) actively pull up their phone to google said game and immediately create an account (Dick).
With his analytical mind, Tim can and WILL enjoy Genshin's artifact farming and character building phase. Dude hates the open world exploration but is much more amenable to it if it's co-op with you, the favorite sibling. Thinks about rigging the game's code so you'll get the artifact drops you want, but decides against it because if HYV bans his account, then no more co-op exploration time with batsib :C. Dude might also enjoy indie RPGmaker games, especially ones with more complicated puzzles and mysteries.
Dick on the other hand has shit Genshin character builds. Tim bullies him for it. You build Dick's teams for him anyway because he has insane 50/50 pull luck, so who's laughing now? Prefers the open-world exploration aspect of the game with you, and his characters tend to run out of stamina and drown in the early phases lmao. Dick likes boss and domain runs; and to the trained eye, one can see that Nightwing might incorporate some of the more plausible moves of your mains into his fighting. Might also enjoy chill games like Animal Crossing or Stardew Valley!
Jason in one word is a genwunner. Dude is stuck in 'there are only 151 Pokémon' mode. Call him old-fashioned, but handheld consoles are the way to go for Red Hood: compact, can be carried, and you can play with them anytime and anywhere. When you pull up an emulator and explain that "Yeah, since the game isn't sold anywhere anymore, it's like a courtesy thing in fandom I guess, to distribute it discretely. Keeps the game alive. Still a form piracy though. Please don't tell Ba--uh, Dada."
We already know: Damian likes FPS games. Probably blocked by a lot of Valorant players with how sharp his tongue is. Still the best carry of all time though--only for his favorite, blood-related sibling (you). The rest can get sniped. Greyson and Todd, mostly. Would probably enjoy the newer Resident Evil series; though if you want, he would just about play any game with you. I imagine he'd like the horror, FPS, and art intersection in the Fatal Frame series.
Harmless secret and not-really crime with the new sibling he (lovingly) bullies (but no one else should bully)? Hell yeah. Watch him run through the damn mew glitch with one hand behind his back and catch you the three legendary bird Pokémon in record time. If forced to play a newer game, Jason would enjoy Bloodborne, probably. And HADES, especially if you mention how "Wow, you look a LOT like Prince Zagreus, big brother," watch him fold like a wet rag after giving you a noogie lmao. If you bargained really well, you could get him to play Zenless Zone Zero; dude would be a Billy Main. Also probably beats your ass in Tekken, so you bribe beg Damian to step in as proxy.
Because I play Hoyogames (and because you can co-op with up to three people in Genshin), I imagine Damian would also play with you. Being a child (despite being an assassin,) he'd definitely pick the opposite of whatever player character you choose. You chose Stelle? He gets Caelus. You choose Aether? He gets Lumine. You choose Belle? He chooses Wise. It's a comforting, smile-bringing thought to him, that you are siblings even inside fictional worlds. Any playable character with a canonical sibling that you get? He's getting the other pair. It'd be cute, except his team comps get messy, so you run it through tests. (All according to his plan, heheh.)
Cass is one step ahead of everyone and was probably the one to suss out your gaming hobby. She spots your collection of Visual Novels, and puts it to good practice to watch and read with you. Would probably enjoy VNs like Doki Doki Literature Club. Probably would also play Dungeon Exploration RPGs like Momodora and Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight. Has the uncanny ability to never get lost in game dungeons. Stuck in an area? Cass is on the case!
Bruce frowns upon too much gaming, so he regulates your game hours (and has a timetable for everyone) regarding which game to play. Alfred also enforces it. So does Barbara. You do get to wheedle him into playing Pokémon Sword or Shield with a bit of begging and "Look Dada, I named my Crobat after you!" watch him soften when he googles and sees that Crobat only evolves after maximum friendship levels. He might like psychological thriller mystery pointer games that can be played in increments like Fran Bow, maybe? And battle royale games like Tekken: Bruce has a competitive streak a mile wide and will not go easy on you. Is very smug upon winning. If you get him as a proxy in Tekken, Jason will bolt because he will not be betting about staying over for dinner. The match would be rigged in Bruce's favor anyway.
Barbara on the other hand, loves hack and slash games. Get her to play HADES and compete on who has the fastest runs, and she will take up the next few hours of the game time schedule, much to her smug delight. She'd also love the atmosphere of the indie RPG Horror Ib, I think? The whole surreal, comfortable horror interspersed with time limit puzzles really does get adrenaline flowing after all. Gets very alert when playing Chilla's Art games and side-scrollers like Tsugunohi. Subtle horror is very much up her alley.
All in all, isn't this quite a comfortable life? A bit lonely perhaps, you could say, but with a family who loves you above all else and endless games, what else could you need?
Stay with them.
They'll die without you, after all.
#batfam x reader#yandere batfam#its 12:45 am#i lied i wanted to release this into the world#thank god its sunday today lmao#anyways time to collapse#yandere batfam x reader
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Behind The Screen
[TWST AU]: Self-Aware AU, but with logical takes.
[Synopsis]: In this timeline, MC/Yuu/[Y/N] was playing TWST one day and then something off-putting happens.
[TW]: Mild cursing
[(A/N)]: I know. This AU has been done multiple times with most of them being…possessive. I decided to try the concept, but with my own take on it. Also MC/Yuu/[Y/N] is around 16-18 years old in this AU.
MC/Yuu/[Y/N] is just your ordinary gamer who loves the game, Disney: Twisted Wonderland.
They played that game almost everyday ever since it was first released.
They get to experience everything from leveling up the characters (especially their favorites who may or may not be bias towards) to collecting items.
MC/Yuu/[Y/N] fell in love with the storyline and laugh at the humor whenever something ironic and sarcastic happens.
All fun and literal games until one day something happens.
As MC/Yuu/[Y/N] logs into TWST and expected a character greeting them with a gift each day, there wasn’t anybody on the screen.
They thought it’s probably a glitch. It happens.
Shrugging off the weird occurrence, they continue the game as usual, leveling up the characters and winning in battles.
As they were reading through a chapter, something slips up.
Ace Trappola, everyone’s favorite little bastard accidentally mentioned how MC/Yuu/[Y/N] look stupidly cute today with their new haircut.
They freaked out a little.
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: Okay. I may need more sleep or did I hear Ace right about my looks for today?
Ace: *Sweatdrops*
Deuce: *Whispers* Ace, say your line. You’ll blow our cover.
Ace: *Whispers back* You too, Dunce-face. You’ll get us in trouble.
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: …I’m not dealing with this shit.
Ace: No wait-
They exit out of the game and starts texting to a friend of theirs asking advice on what to do with a possibly possessed app game operated by the Japanese branch of the huge corporation.
[MC/Yuu/[Y/N]’s Bedroom]
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: Okay, that’s it. I’m reporting this to the development team and possibly FBI because what kind of sick game is this?
Riddle: No wait! Prefect!
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: Don’t “Prefect” me! I know how this shit goes, and it ends badly.
Lilia: Oh dear. You read too many Yandere fics, haven’t you.
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: …How do you know that?
Ace: Duh! It’s obvious. We’re in your phone. We sometimes sneak into your search history.
Jack: I’m afraid to ask questions about your…free time.
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: You don’t have to know, Jack.
Vil: You need a better wallpaper, honestly. Who edited this abomination?
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: Uhh…I did the wallpaper.
Vil: …You need to work on your photoshop skills.
[MC/Yuu/[Y/N]’s Bedroom]
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: You’re telling me you listened to everything I spoke about this past year?
Riddle: Unfortunately, yes.
Leona: You cursed at us for being “too handsome” and “how stubborn” we can be.
Azul: Let’s not forget you spilled some secrets nobody else would know. You still sleep with a stuffed dolphin after 4.
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: Luckily nobody ask for my phone.
Kalim: Your world sounds a lot of fun to learn about. I always wonder what it’s like outside with no magic involved.
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: Believe my words, it’s not pretty.
Vil: I heard you talked about some fashion brands. Louis Vuitton?
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: Yeah…That and other brands are expensive as Hell here.
Idia: I was wondering about your Otaku culture…
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: Oh! There is enough to talk about with new anime and manga coming out everyday.
Malleus: *Peeks into images of Gargoyles*
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: Tsunotarou? What are you doing on Google Images?
Malleus: Oh. Forgive me, Child of Man. I was curious about your device.
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: Nah, it’s fine. Just be careful when you’re searching for something.
[MC/Yuu/[Y/N]’s Bedroom]
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: *Fanning over a character* Jesus Christ! I can’t with this guy!
[Insert an image of Yoru from Valorant.]
[(A/N): I couldn’t help myself.]
Deuce: Huh? Hey, isn’t he from-
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: Oh, yeah. I sometimes dabble into Valorant and he’s one of my mains.
Ace: So your type is the edgy bad boy type~?
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: Don’t even try, Ace.
Ace: *Threw his hands up in defense* What? It’s not like I can leave here.
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: Touché.
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#disney twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland#twst#twst au#TWST Self-Aware#Self-Aware AU#twisted wonderland mc#twst mc#twisted wonderland yuu#twst yuu#twisted wonderland headcanons#twst headcanons#twisted wonderland x reader#twst x reader
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unicronians required uniforms:
galvatron: gamer girl, very very short pants
cyclonus: maid (duster is also a laser riding crop)
scourge: weirdly horny bat booba catsuit
deadend: yeah no you're better off not asking
tfp!megs: dunce cap
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i could never go to las vegas not because of the gambling or the crowds or the heat, but because if i accidentally said 'new vegas' anywhere within city limits, i know big airhorns would blow and everyone would look at me and point and laugh and balloons would drop from the ceiling that say 'gamer' and 'loser' and they'd put me in the dunce cap........ THE DUNCE CAP.......
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Bro, the existence of dragons fills you with primordial rage despite them not being THAT hard to fight, it's probably just you liking Malenia lol. Had she been a dragon you'd be salty right now ahahah
You little SHIT, you absolute DUNCE, you FAKER, you POSER, what the heck do you MEAN "not that hard to fight uwu" 👀👀👀 I've had ENOUGH with these fucking dragons, I NEVER can beat them without spirit ash summon, your advice to "just stay around their legs" is not even helpful because they just stomp me, HOW THEY'RE NORMAL 👀 I can NOT "git gud" with the dragons specifically and this is the sole reason I am so unwilling to explore Farum Azula 👀
sdjfhds okay okay fuck serious talk now xd Yeah that's true.. For someone who is certainly not a "real" gamer (since my skills suck so bad at Soulsborne and my strategy is 'grind and muscle-memory until you become a god'), I do have a little too much of the gamer rage. xd I mean- you barely survived my all-incinerating fury when I was trying to get through Ordina with you in the call, isn't it so? Yeah I guess I just could not find myself being mad at Malenia herself. I suppose having personal attachement to a character negates the gamer rage, whereas things like dragons or those fiends on the wolves that would not stop shooting me are just 'mobs' :')
(Guess I should simply get invested in the lore of every dragon individually to start being chill about the fights..)
#ask replies#gameplay log#shitposting#yeah that's just personal attachement to the character.#oh my god no.. I just realized I HAVE been neglecting to learn the lore of the dragons..#'I'VE ABANDONED MY BOY!!' (c)#i did it to myself lol all my problems are because i am booboo the fool
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Before you follow,
Hi, I am haldór, I am learning witchcraft and studying the teachings of Óðinn, and all of the æsir gods, I am a generally pleasant person, I am also an avid gamer!
About this blog
This is a personal blog involving all of the things I'm into! Such as; Gaming, poetry, weed, mythology and nature!
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Does this make me a casual/fake gamer?
Does this make me a casual/fake gamer? I know this is probably a dumb post and question but lately this topic has been making me feel insecure. I've been gaming for years since I was about six years old when my dad got me into gaming with the PS2. Since then I would pretty much game everyday I could. It's a huge part of me. l've always been a console gamer from PlayStation, Nintendo, and Xbox. All three were in my life at some point and still are.I realized recently that I don't know much about the technology side of gaming nor really the performance side. For the longest time up until recently I never really noticed things like low frame rate or what resolution I was playing on. I never noticed aliasing in games or bothered with much settings other than Performance/Fidelity modes and turning off motion blur and film grain. I never really bothered educating myself on what frame rate and resolution was until recently. For the longest time I would just play games without a care in the world about these sorts of things and if a game looked like crap l'd just be like "oh I guess this game just looks like crap" but I would continue playing if the game was fun.Another topic that has been making me feel like I'm out of place is just the technology side of gaming. For the longest I didn't know what certain hardware pieces did like CPU,GPU, RAM. I just bought a new console because it had the newest single player games I wanted to play. I never paid attention to tech side of gaming. I always stay up to date on game development and the developers that make the games I love. I'm very attuned with gaming journalism and gaming news just not the tech side of gaming. I'm not savvy at all, I have older systems like NGC and PSP and I choose not to jailbreak them and add cfw. I didn't know that was a thing until recently and the thought of emulating seems cool but in all honesty I just buy the physical games because I really love collecting and putting a game disc in my system. I tried to educate myself on jailbreaking and emulation but every time I watch those videos I just blank out. I barely know how to use a computer and just all the file management just confuses me despite people saying it's easy. Maybe if I really took the time to learn l'd get it but it just doesn't seem to interest me. Other than spending a little bit of time on computers growing up l'm an absolute dunce at computers and things of that nature.I feel really out of place in the community sometimes despite knowing so much about the games themselves I just don't know much out of that. If you made it this far in reading all of this I thank you so much! I know this all seems very ridiculous but it's a topic that's been on my mind a lot. As someone that loves gaming I sometimes feel like I'm out of place in the community. Gaming is a huge part of me and l'd hate to feel like an outcast but some of this stuff just doesn't stick to me and I don't know why. Submitted September 06, 2024 at 12:35AM by Anonymous_Lion123 https://ift.tt/ciC4QAp via /r/gaming
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ᯓ★ GGEZ . . .
pairing. katsuki bakugo x f!reader
synopsis. as the top valorant pro player, of course katsuki bakugo is going to have an ego. after many scrims and stressful matches, his team finally makes it to champions… against his rival team in all of japan. the tension of him and the top player of the other team thicken, but what happens when she falls for the guy with the ego as big as his popularity?
content. sm!au, pro gamer!au, quirkless!au, vctjp!au, fem!reader, fluff, swearing, rivals to lovers, ooc probably TT, a lil niche sorry guys, bakugo is a lil mean at the beginning, sabotage [hacking], dont look at the times and dates theyre all inaccurate LMAO — will be updating as i go oops
status. ongoing — (05.07.24 - )┊taglist. [16/50] open :3 send an ask or comment 2 be added!
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paper rex | sentinels
CHAPTERS
i. kill yourself dunce
ii. safety hazard
iii. bluescreened
iv. mad shes good
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notes. this fic idea came to me after playing valorant bc im A LOSER 🤦♀️ but anyway prx and sen r not my teams obviously (i love u sen zekken) THIS IS ALSO my first smau ever so please dont be afraid to send any critique ^_^ this also means that updates may be slow as i am not that experienced to text fics 😢 thank u for reading! also updates will be very inconsistent!!!
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Gimme the Hero basics
19 y/o who failed at school and got his college apps rejected
Works at a Stater Bros for minimum wage
Pan and hopeless
Dunce
Big dreams but is way way further off from them than he'll let on
No friends (his coworkers find him annoying)
Gamer but trash at it
Do not ask where he got a real-ass goddamn sword, not even he knows
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Gamers are the most insufferable people when it comes to old IPs cuz they keep going on and on about how the old game totally needs to come back and then when it comes back they all circle their wagons and boycott the game for not being 100% perfect.
Everyone bitched about the Dead Space 2 remake getting cancelled (it never existed in the first place) but they also refused to buy the remake cuz "it didn't need one!" That's called market research, you dunce.
People will go on and on about Gravity Rush 2 but they forget how fucking viciously people talked about that game and its predecessor for not being massive AAA releases and for being on the Vita, which was a console everyone and their fucking Dad would spend hours viciously attacking cuz 2012-2017 was PEAK "I fucking hate video games" era.
They made a new Ratchet & Clank game. They made two. They both underperformed. They ported the second one to PC. What happened? Everyone fucking complained. Everyone started talking about how it was a horrible thing, that it didn't deserve a port, that it wasn't good, or that they wished something else had been ported.
You wanna know why so many old IPs died? Cuz everyone decided to stop spending their money on those games cuz we all decided we didn't care about those old IPs anymore. That's it. That's what happened. They died cuz everyone decided that gaming discourse and gaming discussion should be as hostile as possible and only focus on shitting on AAA games and praising garbage.
That Gwimbly thing is going to be the most annoying fucking thing in the world.
You're gonna see it every time someone whines at some major publisher for not making a sequel to a game only 7 people bought at launch and the rest of the gaming sphere viciously shit talked until they decide to care.
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DUNC but the Juice of Sappho is gamer girl bath water, and Mentats like Thufir Hawat and Piter De Vries wear different takes on maid costumes
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Sakura would probably be a gamer
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Akaashi Keiji
✦You, My Oblivious Dunce
- Akaashi Keiji’s tried numerous times to get you to notice his advances, what will it take for him to finally force you to see?
✦ Apple Juice
- Conversations between two sober people in a house of their drunken friends
✦ Finding You
~ the one where you go missing for a night, prompting Akaashi Keiji to search for you despite the dangers lurking in the darkness
Miya Atsumu
✦ Coming Soon~
Bokuto Koutaro
✦To Break(BIG angst)
- cheating! angst with Bokuto, tw: cheating
✦That One, I want That One (Hcs)
- Bokuto sees your craziness at the training camp and sets his sights on you right away
✦Captain?
- The one in which you find yourself being crushed on by two captains who just so happen to be really good friends
✦ Sober Realizations. (crack)
- You call Bokuto when dared to call your crush, not knowing that Bokuto wouldn’t understand it when his phone is the one to ring
Daichi Sawamura
✦ Coming Soon~
Iwaizumi Hajime
✦To Misunderstand (Angst)
- Iwaizumi sees you and Oikawa at the mall together causing him to see red, not knowing that the little outing was for him in the first place
✦ Outburst.
- Iwa finally snaps after letting everything build up inside him, not realizing the pain he would cause in the process
Kageyama Tobio
✦To Attempt (Fluff)
-Kageyama’s embarrassed antics mixed with your denseness doesn’t seem to mix very well.
Kozume Kenma
✦ The Secret
- The one in which you’re a famous singer dating the pro-gamer on the down low and accidentally expose it to the public
Kuroo Tetsurou
✦Intimidate.
- You’re the manager that hardly smiles when you enter Kuroo Tetsurou’s life, the captain not realizing that when he finally gets to see it, he finds himself wanting to see it more and more
✦Captain?
- The one in which you find yourself being crushed on by two captains who just so happen to be really good friends
Nishinoya Yuu
✦To Love a Libero (Fluff)
- Nishinoya Yu finds an unexpected love at a training camp who has more in common with him than he would think.
✦ On the Line
- After discovering your relationship had been faux for a small payment, Nishinoya puts his feelings on the line to make sure you’re as beautiful as he sees you.
Osamu Miya
✦ Foodie.
- the one in which your love for food perks Osamu Miya’s interest-
Oikawa Tooru
✦ From The Start, It Was You
- Oikawa Tooru’s playboy ways seem to halt when he meets you, but you don’t believe it.
✦ Your Boyfriend’s Who?
- As Sugawara’s little sister, you find yourself at an unexpected meeting between your brother and your boyfriend, who just-so happens to be the setter of the rival team
Sakusa Kiyoomi
✦ Ghost. (angst.)
~ the one in which Sakusa Kiyoomi sees you happy after he broke your heart.
Sugawara Koushi
✦To Regret (Angst)
- Sugawara Koushi tries to balance the effort of being devoted to the volleyball team or to you, keyword being tried.
Suna Rintaro
✦ Coming Soon~
Tendou Satori
✦ Coming Soon~
Terushima Yuuji
✦ Coming Soon~
Tsukishima Kei
✦To Choose ✦To Choose (2)
- Now how does one choose between choosing the guy who rejected you or the guy who was there after said rejection?
✦ To Choose (2)
✦The Sound of your Voice (Soulmate AU)
- In a world where the music that gets stuck in your head gets stuck in your soulmate’s head, you make one last attempt to find yours in a sea of people.
✦Colors.
- Tsukishima Kei will never admit he’s cold when he gives you his jacket in the most tsundere way possible.
✦ Feigned Love
- A cliche love story on how you ask Tsukishima to be your fake boyfriend to get back at your ex, accidentally breaking the one precedent he put in the first place.
Ushijima Wakatoshi
✦Must I prove it, Then?
- Ushijima wants to prove to you that he can be a doting boyfriend, but you just want him to be himself.
Yamaguchi Tadashi
✦To Choose ✦To Choose (2)
- Now how does one choose between choosing the guy who rejected you or the guy who was there after said rejection?
✦Hold Me Tighter, Until The World Stops (slight angst) - You just find out your relative is passing away soon and Yamaguchi comforts you
✦ Melodies.
- the one in which the shy freckled boy finds a playlist on his best friend’s phone with his name as the title.
#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu x you#haikyuu scenarios#haikyuu fluff#haikyuu!!#haikyuu anime#haikyuu karasuno#karasuno#nekoma#seijoh#fukurodani#Kuroo Tetsurou#akaashi keiji#tsukishima kei#bokuto#kageyama tobio#sugawara koushi#haikyuu ushijima#yamaguchi tadashi#Iwaizumi Hajime#oikawa toru
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SHADOW!! IM THE FIRST ONE TO SAY IT!!
Yes you are!!! sexuality headcanon- certified gay homo man, and demisexual
otp- sonadow, all of my major ships in any circumstance are grumpyxhappy and boy do those two appeal to it
brotp-br u h-- i cant pick, all the gamers would be bestest buddies in their own way him and knuckles being fish out of water dunces together him n amy bonding over food and photos and pink shadow and tails my beloved, mysterious cool older brother figure that brings his cool motorcycle over sometimes and listens to tails ramble for hours Shadow and rouge family unit, absolute chaos every day Shadow and Omega, Cain instinct
notp- Shadow and Amy, the age gap is a phat yikes to me. Shadow and Rouge, it has been firmly cemented in my brain that team dark is a family unit and i could never see them romantically, also again with the age gap. 2 years is my *hard* limit for minor characters. Also!!! Shadow and Maria! they are siblings!!
first headcanon that pops into my head- autism, by extension crab hyperfixation
one way in which i relate to this character- does the autism count--- but actually uh probably that hes usually lost and confused and doesn't know what's fucking happening
thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character- death to all who oppose me, hes a silly boy who says cringe things sometimes because he thinks hes cool
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𝑵𝒆𝒘𝒃𝒊𝒆
Steve Harrington (DBD) x Reader
Summary: You are there to help Steve understand the Entities realm.
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Warnings: Blood, death, the works
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The Entity dragging a pour soul into it’s game of cat and mice had become a regular thing. You’ve been around long enough to become unfazed by it; giving nothing more than an apathetic smile and light clap to the back to keep them on their toes.
You awoke in the laboratory under an ominous mist. An unfamiliar roar echoed through the once white walls, your step momentarily faltering before you climbed up the steps of the laboratory. Gagging at the sight of the mutilated scientist, you kicked him body off to the side slightly before walking into the small closet like space.
“New place,” you muttered, kneeling before the generator, “Same fucking thing,”. You worked quickly and efficiently, known amongst the survivors as one of the most diligent and unhinged survivors the realm had to offer. Another roar reached your ears, soon accompanied by the rhythmic thudding of your heart. You let go of the wires, smiling at yourself when it didn’t short-circuit, and glanced outside of the doorway.
A tall brunette clad in green nearly jumped when he saw you, a harsh intake of air causing him to choke slightly. You stepped out of the room, ushering him inside when you saw the red stain.
The newest killer stood at the top of the steps, staring down at you with it’s lack of eyes. You’re heart was thudding against your chest, yet you made no move. You glanced at the brunette, noticing the puddle of blood underneath him before looking back at the monster.
It roared the moment you took a step towards the doorway to your right, \lunging as you the moment you booked it. “Work on that fucking generator!” You said, glancing back at the boy before getting the killers attention once more. You hopped down the large hole in the floor, landing with a grunt before running down the hall towards a very promising room. The floor shook with each unwavering step it took, and a sudden heaviness caused you to glance back. It was practically on top of you, slobbering as it swung it’s claws towards your back. You grunted, nearly falling over due to the impact, but jumped over the railing an attempt to put some space between you and the killer.
Turning left, you ran into Feng Min, who stopped you in your tracks. Your eyes widened when her hand wrapped around your own, and pulled you back.
“What the fuck are you doing?!” You asked, the terror radius growing with every passing second. “Let me go you fucking dunce!” You threw you elbow back, harshly shoving her right onto the ground; right in front of the killer. You knew you would never hear the end of this; Feng would make sure of it. You sprinted passed the alien-looking creature, leaving Feng behind, and jogged towards the upstairs in search of the newbie.
The generator was near completion when Steve felt a hand clamp down on his shoulder. He jumped, whipping around as the generator blew up. Nancy gave him a thin smile before a pounding headache caused him to wince. A scream rang out, forcing Steve to turn back to the hunk of machinery after heeding your parting words.
“I’m going to go help her!” Nancy said awkwardly before going down the same hole you had fallen through a few minutes prior. “Be care-” She was gone before he could even express his worry. “-ful.”
“Hey Jockstrap,” He popped the generator, a low groan leaving his lips as pressed his hand to his bleeding side. Looking up just as you tossed him a med kit, he raised a hand in greeting. “Start wrapping yourself up,” You continued, giving the boy an apathetic smile before glancing around. New realms were always tied to the newest survivor in some way shape or form. “Thanks,” Steve groaned out, sitting against the wall, before popping open the med kit.
“Sit up,” He looked at you questioningly. “Like a lunge. Increases you chances of getting away faster,” He looked at your stance before copying it, and continuing his self-heal.
“I’m Steve,” He said after thanking you for the med kit. “not to be rude or anything, but how the hell did you get here?” You didn’t question his confusion, giving him a mere shrug before leading him towards the lower level.
Question after question after question; that’s all this kid was full of. After explaining the realm and the Entity to him, Steve was in immediate denial.
“Why can’t we fight back?” He asked, connecting the two live wires exposed on the midriff of the generator. “I’ve done it before,” He quickly assured. You rolled your eyes at the Indiana teen.
“I’m sure you have, Harrington,” You mused, grinning at him as you worked on a generator with Steve right at your side. “But if you have a problem with your current situation, you can take it up with HR,” He looked at you blankly before a grin rose to his lips; oblivious to the looming shadow growing from the portal on the ground behind him.
It was in the midst of the your adrenaline burst, and the subtle nagging in the back of your mind that you shoved Steve to the floor. The Demogorgon roared, overwhelming your pain-stricken scream.
It was in the midst of your throbbing side and the rapid, unrhythmic thudding of your heart beating against your chest that Steve had grabbed your arm and was pulling you down the hall.
Glancing back, you noticed the Demogorgon's hunched over crouch.
“Sprawl!” You cried out, stopping Steve.
“What?!”
“Sprawl!” You let yourself fall to the floor, pulling Steve with out as the Demogorgon flew over your heads. You scrambled up, glancing down at Steve’s balled up form before dragging him up and hauling ass away from the stunned killer. You knew Steve and yourself could hold off the killer for a while; after all, there were only two generators left. You just hoped that Nancy and Feng could pop them before one of you went down...
Needless to say, the trial did not go to plan.
The moment the rusty hook penetrated your should, you wanted to be consumed by the Entity. Across the laboratory, Feng was crouched, not moving an inch. Nancy was running around in search of something, and Steve was sloppily working on a generator near the basement.
You didn’t struggle, rather letting the Entity’s gangly tendrils impale your body; allowing your body to succumb to the rather pleasant void of nothing and silence.
You awoke on the camp grounds, next to David and Kate. Oblivious to the rather heated glare coming from the young Asian teen, you sat up, hand naturally falling to your side.
“How did it go?” Claudette asked, handing you a damp cloth for your hands.
“You tell me,” You joked, smiling at the pink clad woman, who merely shook her head, stifling a laugh. Glancing around, you noticed Steve sprawled out on the floor at your feet, unconscious and mumbling incoherently about ‘the lights’ and ‘flicking them on and off’.
“You’re a bitch,” Feng hissed, bringing upon a silence over the camp. You simply cocked an eyebrow, merely dismissing Feng’s comment until she brought up todays trial. “You literally pushed me into the killer-”
“You were fine! Stop bitching around so much. You’re alive aren’t you?!” You interrupted her, now pushing yourself off of the log to stand, practically towering over the gamer. She scoffed, averting her gaze from your burning stare.
“Just don’t be a dick,” She muttered. You rolled you’re eyes, the sudden caws of a crow getting your attention. It flew quickly, followed by three more omens. With a quick swoop, it perched itself upon your shoulder.
Another landed by Felix, Cheryl and Steve.
“Good luck,” Feng sneered. You rolled your eyes once more before taking your foot and nudging Steve’s head of hair. His eyes snapped open, widening at the sight of you’re still alive form.
“What the hell? I thought you were dead-”
“So did it,” You feigned, helping him up. “Let’s go,”
He groaned, glancing round the camp fire before jogging slightly to catch up with the trio now walking into the thick wild surround the camp; unaware of the danger that waited in the trial ahead.
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