#gags et al.

[gravityrooom]

[gh0sthoodie]

I know this is mean but I desperately need tumblr to stop showing me ads for all the books trying to recreate the “🌈lesbian 🌈necromancers ✨in space✨” marketing hype like please, sir, there is a reason I’m not on booktok

(fr is it me or does the “list of tropes and the ✨✨marginalized identities✨✨enacting them” type blurb just feel deeply disengenous and kinda insulting? Can we write books about queer people as people without selling them as empty lists of identity labels?)

[shoplifting]

Laois's party would see post-Shibuya Incident Tokyo as another dungeon. Tokyo Jujutsu Tech students would see the island's dungeon as a vacation.

[ecoustsaintmein]

Poolverine thoughts

So I've just returned from watching Deadpool and Wolverine for like...the 8th? 9th time now? And I have thoughts about how the filmmakers chose to portray the evolution of their relationship -- some of them may already have been pointed out by others on this site, but this is my attempt to summarise them!

Also mostly I'm putting myself in Logan's shoes and writing this from his perspective?

Spoilers below cut:

We know that Wade has always made comments about Logan, even from the first film eg 'whose balls do I have to fondle to get this movie made?'. He might sound like he hates the guy, but obviously there's respect there, and he showed it in a Wade way. We know that by the third film, Wade wants to matter. He wants to be an Avenger, and almost regretted that even the X-Men didn't even want him. He prooobably almost nearly gagged when he spoke in earnest about how Logan has always been viewed as the X-Man in his world, but the respect is there. (And perhaps that's why he doesn't 'hit on' Logan as much as compared to Cable, Colossus et al? And all the 'shippy' comments were made by other characters in the film eg: bartender 'are you gonna fuck or fight?' or Cassandra's 'you two are cute'?)

The song choices when Logan and Wade interact, from AC/DC's Hell's Bells when they fight for the first time (fair, because Logan doesn't know Wade that well yet), to Avril Lavigne's I'm With You ('Take me by the hand, take me somewhere new/I don't know who you are but I, I'm with you') when they're driving in the Odyssey, which again, quite apt? And 'also the line 'take me home' in the Avril Lavigne song, which probably reflects Logan not really knowing who Wade is but just -- going along with the ride, as if asking Wade, just take me home, find me a place for me to belong. The theme of home recurs again and again, which leads one to wonder why it's not so surprising that Logan did end up following Wade home in the end???' Plus, 'You're the one that I want' when they're having that heavy makeout sesh intimate fight scene in the Honda? Let's not even talk about the 'Like a Prayer' scene, which again. 'When you call my name, and it feels like home.' Again. Home.

Which then leads to Logan, who confessed to Cassandra that he 'turned away' when 'they called for him', and he didn't make that mistake again when Wade called out his name at the end. While Aretha Franklin's 'You're All I Need to Get By' plays in the background. Yep.

Let's not forget the fact that Logan, after the fight in the Odyssey (despite all the boohooing and ongoing alcoholic misery afterwards), picked up the photograph of Wade's 'world', and returned it to Wade. Man doesn't want to show or say it during the second and third act but he CARES. A LOT!

Logan repeating Wade's words, verbatim, twice! ('You didn't lie, you made an educated wish'), and 'I'm an X-Men. I'm the X-Men')

Logan telling Wade that he wished Wade would die alone, then ending up making sure that Wade wouldn't have to die alone.

Logan keeping the suit on him at all times, only to have it get destroyed at the climax of the film - which, sad, because yes it's the only thing that reminds him of the X-Men of his world, but it could also be an analogy of -- he needs to move on. And he did! He wanted to be free, and he told this as much to Cassandra, and he did become free, in the end!

On the subject of Cassandra, she promised Logan that she could 'silence everything'. The joke's on her, because Logan found himself trading peace (as silence), for peace (as a chaotic, loud motormouth). He found his home, and it's with Wade.

On the subject of peace and home -- Logan is pretty much an immortal being, and a lot of his issues may have stemmed from the trauma of losing people he cares about, or people who got close to him, even for like 5 seconds (evidenced by ALL THE X-MEN MOVIES). He carried that with him throughout this movie, with all the references of saving the world, saving Wade's world, getting home, etc etc -- the point being, he did it for Wade, in the end (never mind Wade's educated wish that the TVA would restore Logan's past). And despite doing it for Wade, Logan was rewarded by having Wade AND Laura in his life now; both pretty much people who can't die, as part of his family. At least he will always have them -- and isn't that freeing and peaceful enough???

Last but not least -- as a circular thing, I'm going back to my first point. Wade spent the whole movie wanted to matter. In the end, he finds out that he does matter -- not just to his 'old world', but also to Logan. And be it just mutual respect, which then blooms into friendship, fondness, maybe more -- the point is: Wade does matter. To Logan. A character he spent the previous two films talking about despite not featuring at all in those movies. How do I know this you ask? Yes, Logan wanted to sacrifice himself for Wade. But more importantly, he followed Wade home. And at the end, after multiple groans, and frowns, and curses, he SMILED! AND LAUGHED! At Wade's stupid jokes!

I'm probably reading too much into their relationship and how they were written, and maybe it wasn't even Ryan's intention, but goddamn Hugh and Ryan made their chemistry/friendship bleed onto the screen, no matter how they were initially written in the script.

[fefairys]

"There's the Underwood again, which is Doc's typewriter. I'm really not pretending there's much separation between myself and Doc, Lord English, et al. This whole charade is about "dressing up" as a member or leader of this villainous mafia outfit for the sake of explaining things about my own story, which now I am doing down here as well for good measure. It's a critical question of Homestuck: is AH, the "real" person, closer to the self-insert buffoon or the nefarious meta-villains he has created as projections of his antagonistic creative proclivities?"

"Here we see a better-rendered version of myself positioning a shittily-rendered version of myself to begin typing this white-texted excerpt as if he were a stage prop. You could look at this as a funny gag, which it is. I also see it as a visual expression of the textual detachment between the "real me" and the "cartoon me." I myself am just another prop I can play with for whatever creative purposes I have, and statements I might be making. It's just another way of tipping my hand in these otherwise innocuous self-insert segments: nothing is really what it appears to be." -Andrew Hussie

i think this is cool as fuck actually i think a lot of ppl find this whole self-insertion and the way hussie talks about it to be pretentious but i just genuinely find it extremely intriguing the way they toy with the idea of authorship. the way that being the author is comparable enough to being the antagonist that you might as well just put yourself in the story and make yourself the actual antagonist character. bc when u think about it, the author IS the antagonist. they're REALLY the ones making all the bad things happen to the characters, after all.

[balrogballs]

please don't hesitate to ignore if it's too personal, but I am indeed very curious about the nature of your postcolonial PhD and how it landed you a placement in -2 degree settings! was it research oriented or literature, cultural studies based? because where I am based, all human rights organisations are only remotely interested in people who bring tons of skills in quantitative methods + experience in project management.. it seems very hard to get into the sector :/

OH DELICIOUS QUESTION and absolutely no worries, I love talking about my research and day job, and the sector is genuinely brutal so I'm always keen to discuss! Answer under the cut, and please feel free to ask anything further✨

My PhD and pre-PhD work was, keeping it relatively vague for Tumblr, centred mostly on transnational connections between public sculpture and literature/cinema in the postcolonial Global South. Very trad-humanities orientated, and my funding came through the AHRC. No quantitative training to speak of, and close to zero field research.

Re: humanitarian advocacy job, I will admit my PhD had very little to do with it - I actually didn't get into 2/3 of the academic positions I applied for, and the 3rd very clearly only wanted me because of the book deal.

The main driver with the humanitarian job was that I was a student activist since I was 17 (which explains Cast in Stone LMAO) and had a relatively good track record of impact on that front...

The job I hold at the moment is primarily an advocacy role — a Lit PhD isn't particularly useful, but my "once gave a speech standing on a table for 2 hours to filibuster an arms fair" theatrics are. Also I speak multiple languages due to the linguistic grounding from the PhD— UN et al gag over multilingualism to the point they'd probably have hired me even if I had a prehensile tail and couldn't read...

TLDR basically, a tradhs PhD itself didn't directly impact me getting the role and was probably a weakness, but the skills I developed when working on it did — that's how I framed it in my application, and it seemed to go down well.

I do however, work with quite a few PhD holders whose degrees did affect their job, and those tend to be of the area studies bent — mostly International Relations, Conflict studies, or basically anything they offer in SOAS, but also some cultural studies folk and anthros — and for them, the quantitative skillset is definitely a factor. These folks generally take a policy role, or, as is more common, work as consultants.

Hope this was at least a bit helpful!

[the-obnoxious-sibling]

I'm sorry I've been haunting your asks lately, but imma do it again.

I think I remember you saying you're a manga person, but can't remember if you ever mentioned watching opla. There have been little changes to character here and there - some parts elaborated on or emphasized and others cut. Is there any change you'd like to see in Buggy, Shanks, or shuggy's story compared to the manga? What direction would you want opla to take for them going forward?

haunt away, anon! i am always happy to get asks, though i don’t always have something meaningful to say in response.

i have seen opla! not posted about it much, but i do have an opla tag. it’s been a while since i reread romance dawn, but shanks feels fairly consistent between the manga and live action, at least so far. buggy, though…

i think the things opla did with buggy are interesting—as @goingbuggy said in their post about opla ep 2, the show really downplays buggy’s greed/treasure motivation and foregrounds the violent paranoia and abandonment issues. and it makes sense! the goofy “buggy’s so treasure-hungry he wanders directly into a marine base” gags won’t play well to the nf crowd, so they might as well lean in on the edgy murderclown vibes.

and on a structural level, since a show like this isn’t going to let us hear character thoughts, buggy has to be more honest in a number of ways (his crew is a place for outcasts and freaks and he welcomes luffy to join them; he says outright that he’s gonna be the pirate king! he’ll be the pirate king and then everyone will love him!!), but at the same time he’s either a bigger liar or deluding himself in others (sorry, shanks abandoned you? how. what definition of abandonment are you using). not sure how i feel about these changes, but for the moment i’m happy to wait and see how things develop.

as for modifications i’d like to see made to the characters or story…

i know they had a young buggy cast for season one, presumably to be part of the roguetown execution crowd alongside young shanks… maybe they can still make use of those guys?

i know, suggesting that opla should do the roguetown breakup flashback in season two when the anime is on season 21 and hasn’t gotten there yet (though i think it’s gonna happen soon? like. within the next month or two?? omg hbd to me) is kinda nuts, but the devil fruit/map flashback doesn’t make sense when they’ve downplayed the importance of treasure in buggy’s motivations, and we’ll be seeing buggy in roguetown anyway. so why not add some emotion to the “if you want to be pirate king so bad, how about i kill you where the pirate king died?” moment? let’s get a flashback to the last execution buggy witnessed in roguetown as he tries to execute luffy!

i can’t think of anything else just yet. opla is so far away from major events involving either buggy or shanks, i’d like to wait and see what modifications they make to alabasta et al before i start to speculate about modifications made to impel down or marineford.

[thiswaycomessomethingwicked]

actually tell me about grima

lolol no Downey? ;) And yess, I am always here for spooky snake man

First impression

I was twelve when I first saw him in the films and absolutely found him creepy. I remember thinking him also a bit wet and sad. But mostly I was like "spooky man alert!"

Otherwise, I didn't think too much of him off the bat. I was very enamoured with Eomer and Eowyn when I was a kid and first watching TTT and wasn't really thinking about anyone else.

Impression now

Well, obviously he is the smallest, wettest, most pathetic weasily snake man out there so I necessarily love him.

He's still a spooky creep. Like, my impression of "spooky man alert" remains present. But I just really enjoy exploring his character now because he is so fun to write. He's sarcastic and mean and petty and pathetic and passive aggressive and obsessive and weird and cowardly and selfish etc. but he's also smart and cunning and clever and a desperate survivor against terrible odds and and all of that bundled together is just an absolute joy to explore.

Favorite moment

In the movies? When in ROTK Theoden calls up to him "you were once a man of Rohan" and Grima has that "please save me; please be good to me; pleasepleaseplease" facial expression. Gets me in the chest every time.

In the books? Probably when he's sassing back at Treebeard. The battle of wits against Gandalf is also a pretty great scene, won't lie.

Idea for a story

I feel like I just write everything that ever comes into my head as it pertains to Grima.

Oh, there is one that I run in my head when I'm at the gym and it's a what-if-Grima-became-king and it's a whole heck of a lot of fun. He's like, good at administrative stuff and running the kingdom but he's cowardly and deeply uninspiring. A less inspiring man is hard to find.

So at some point, there's a moment when he has to make a choice of which side Rohan is going to join in on. Like, they're a vassal state of Sauron but there's a chance Aragorn et al will be victorious and the ring destroyed etc. so Grima has to decide where he's throwing his lot. It involves a lot of very fraught scenes with Eomer telling him to be a good person for once in his life and not to be a selfish freaky coward and Grima is like, "but Eomer, all I am is a selfish freaky coward. It's like, my sense of self in three words."

Unpopular opinion

He should have lived at the end of ROTK. I think most of my many, many opinions and thoughts on Grima are unpopular because it's unpopular to have a view of him that isn't inherent condemnation of the entire character. He's definitely one of the one's Tumblr is like "wish we saw him violently murdered on screen for his Crimes and anyone who likes him is clearly disgusting" about.

Favorite relationship

Theoden! Fucking tragic as shit, man. There's clearly such history between the two and, once upon a time, great trust and affection. That somehow went sour. The movies do a good job showing this in ROTK "once a man of Rohan" but the books have Theoden missing Grima's presence and guidance, even as he is navigating a situation that Grima got them into in the first place. Clearly there was affection! Trust! etc.

Love it.

Favorite headcanon

He's just gagging for it where Eomer is concerned. lol.

More seriously - I like my headcanon that he's well traveled. That he fucked about it in his youth - so like fifteen to mid-twenties he was traveling around Gondor, up north to Lake Town, out east a bit and so on. So he's seen a lot of stuff and picked up a lot of stories, lore, wisdom from his journeys and that's seen as one of the benefits of initially bringing him into the king's household. Rohirrim are quite insular and so having an advisor who has seen a bit of the world is a good thing.

[whateverthese2havetournament]

RE: "Aren't Sam and Max also canon?"

I've reflected on this myself yesterday, and I have to say no. The Sam and Max universe is a zany cartoon where absurdist humor takes precedence over the laws of physics. The fact that they've been married, have adopted a kid together, et al. doesn't carry much as much weight as it does for Venom, because, like. Max was once elected President of the United States and sold the country to Canada to solve an adventure game puzzle.

Sometimes things just happen because they're funny.

Sam and Max have plenty of gags and innuendo, and it's certainly canon that Max doesn't even like girls, but they are no more a "canon couple" than, like, Bugs and Daffy.

[laura-60]

All was ready for marriage

It was a small crowd. Sean McAlpine and his wife, the Watsons, Hans Krueger and his girl friend/slave, Jim Bryant and his wife, Abbey, Chris my dad in law ,Megan my mom in law and of course myself and Eric. As I mentioned, the wedding was to be held in back yard of Eric's mention. I mentioned that they lived on a ten acres plot of ground that is heavily wooded. We have tremendous privacy. All the slaves were to be naked, decorated for the occasion, like high heel shoes, et al. Per Chris's instructions, all the slave were bound and helpless. Gags were an option. As they worked on making sure the wedding was perfect, in the deep corners of my mind.

Eric come into the house to see how the Bride was doing. I was in my bedroom with my mom in law getting ready to be married, was wearing a short white wedding veil. White lather straps had been used to bind my wrists and elbows behind my back. A white garter belt, white stockings and white high heel pumps completed my wedding ensemble. Otherwise, I was naked. My cunt piercing were magnificent. Clipped to the larger pussy rings was a white leash. My clit ring had been temporarily removed. It was to serve as the wedding ring, to be reinstall during the ceremony. Megan was amazing as she also were naked with a lash from clit ring . Any one may want to fuck her right then and there, but we had a wedding to attend.

"Mom, my love, I am so proud of you. My grand mother would be reduced to tears if she could see you. She loved you and was proud of you. "

Megan kissed Eric, 'Thank you, son. Thank you so much for this. I couldn’t be happier."

Eric returned her kiss and replied, "I have something I want to give you as a wedding present."

From his pocket Eric produced a small wooden box. He opened it for her to see the small exquisite gold butt plug he had bought her. It was large enough to fit in her ass and not slip out, but not large enough to cause considerable discomfort. Her initials were engraved on the exposed end. She came to Eric, her son and kissed him, then on his instructions, turned her ass to me and bent over. I lubricate it by pushing into her very moist pussy, then slipped it into her ass.

:�Eric, Sir, thank you very much. I just knew you would do something really special, and you did. I will cherish it."

"I’m glad, Sweetie. You have a magnificent ass, and I think it needs a little slave jewelry. Now, my dear, it is time to gag you so we can walk you down the isle with Laura" Eric say to his mom

"Thank you, Eric, I love you", she whispered just before Eric gagged his mom with a white leather penis gag.

Eric turned to me . As per him I was magnificent. As can be expected, I was naked, save for the beige garter belt, beige hose, and beige high heel pumps. I already had beige wrist and ankle cuffs on her.

"Slave, you in a special place. I have something for you."

Eric produced another wooden box. Opening it, I found another gold butt plug, similar to Megan’s. My name initials along with two crossed whips were etched in the exposed end of the plug. I hugged Eric and kissed him, thanking him for this wonderful gift. I bent over, showing him my magnificent ass. Eric lubricated the butt plug with my pussy juices. When it was installed , Eric kissed both cheeks of my ass. He locked my wrists behind my back, and wrapped a beige rope around her elbows and bound them tightly in the small of my back. A beige leather penis gag was placed in my mouth. All was ready.

[princesssarisa]

Yesterday I saw Il Barbiere di Siviglia at Opera San José. It was a very fun performance, and excellently performed. Here are the details that stood out.

*The production was colorful and basically traditional, but quirky in some ways, which is exactly how I like to see this opera staged. The director was Stephen Lawless, who staged the 2000 Met Don Giovanni (Terfel, Furlanetto, Fleming, et al), so I could predict that it would be lively and clever, if slightly gimmicky at times, which it was.

*The outer walls of the buildings moved back and fourth to take us from the street to Bartolo's house and back. Sometimes, as a gag, the characters would seem aware of the walls' movements, or they would push them back themselves. The Act I finale had the walls literally closing in around the protagonists to reflect the feelings of overwhelm they sang about.

*I was glad to see that the Count was played not as just a stock young lover, but as an obviously silly, melodramatic boy, at least as much in love with his own persona of "gallant lover" as he was with Rosina. Not only did this save him from being bland compared to the other leads, but it was easier to believe that he would eventually become the Marriage of Figaro Count.

*I'm glad to inform @leporellian that Fiorello had a nice prominent role. He stood out visually in a maroon top hat and cloak, with a mustache and glasses, and he stood out as a comic presence, nervously creeping around the buildings and trying to keep the musicians quiet, then passionately conducting "Ecco, ridente" and getting annoyed when the Count embellished the score. He also stayed onstage longer than usual and was actually present through most of the Count and Figaro's conversation. He and Figaro even got into a little fight over the Count at one point, each pulling him in a different direction to hide from Bartolo. And while his final recitative was cut, he still got emphasis at the end of Scene I as the Count delivered his outpouring of romantic excitement to him, while he was forced to listen in helpless annoyance.

*Berta had a nice prominent role too. This production cut the role of Ambrogio, so she was Bartolo's only servant, and obviously a caregiver and confidante to him, but an unappreciated, exhausted one who wasn't treated very well by anyone. She was funny, but it was easy to feel sorry for her too, and her feelings for Bartolo were established in the first scene, as she eavesdropped on his scheming to marry Rosina and then sobbed as soon as he left.

*When the characters sang asides, they often sang them to other characters instead of to themselves. As mentioned above, at the end of the fist scene, the Count sang his rhapsodies of love to Fiorello, while Figaro sang his own rhapsodies about money to his shop customers as he styled their hair. Later, in the "Pace e gioia" duet, the Count sang his asides to Figaro, who was secretly waiting outside the door, and Bartolo sang his to Berta.

*The production included four silent recurring characters: four flamenco-dancing ladies in orange dresses, who served as assistants to Figaro, rallied around Berta to comfort her at the end of her aria, and generally added liveliness and Spanish local color.

*Don Basilio made a silent entrance in Act I, disguised as a blind beggar in tinted glasses and with a white cane and an alms cup. After a passer-by gave him a coin, he privately stood up straight, looked at the coin, and put it in his pocket. This is the second Barber I've seen that had Basilio pretend to be disabled – in a production I saw in Saint Paul years ago, he walked with a cane in Act I and a walker in Act II, neither of which he actually needed.

*Bartolo kept a silver decanter of wine and several glasses on his desk, and various characters helped themselves to it throughout. The Count gulped plenty of that wine as part of his "drunk soldier" masquerade, eventually making him genuinely tipsy, which probably explained why he got too into the role and attacked Bartolo. Berta also drank throughout her aria. When Figaro, the Count, and Rosina were finally preparing to run away, Figaro stole the decanter and cups to take with them.

*There was a bit of a recurring theme of comic gunplay. When the police arrived in the Act I finale, they held everyone at musket-point, and the ever-feisty Rosina grabbed one man's musket and tried to wrest it away from him, but in doing so, she accidentally fired it. One of the flamenco ladies, who was watching from a window overhead, collapsed, and for a few moments everyone stared at her in horror, thinking she was shot. But it turned out she had only been scared and fainted. Later, in Act II, Bartolo threatened the Count and Figaro with a pistol, and actually fired it at Figaro – fortunately it turned out not to be loaded. It was this same pistol that the Count later used to threaten Basilio.

*During the "Buona sera" quintet, everyone slipped bribes to Basilio to leave, not just the Count, with Rosina even giving him her earrings. But Figaro finally had to chase him away by spraying him with a crude insecticide sprayer.

*During the "Temporale," Rosina cried herself to sleep on the harpsichord bench and dreamed of "Lindoro" and Figaro drinking together and laughing at her.

*During the "Zitti zitti" trio, the in-universe reason why they didn't hurry down the ladder when they should have was that Rosina kept bringing out suitcases and other belongings she wanted to take with her, even a pet canary in a cage.

*During the finale, Berta finally got a reward for all her troubles: Figaro and the fandango ladies took her behind a screen and gave her a makeover, replacing her dowdy clothes with a bright yellow flamenco dress and styling her hair into flowing curls. So in the end she danced happily and confidently (though still a little clumsily), and finally flirted openly with Bartolo. Unexpectedly yet pleasantly, Fiorello also showed up at the end to join in the final chorus of well-wishes to the lovers.

I'm so glad I went. :)

@leporellian, @tuttocenere, @supercantaloupe

[pluckyredhead]

hello! was curious if you have any knowledge of the blue and gold run (by dan jurgens et al)? i came across it discounted on google play and have no idea of its quality so thought it might be worth asking

It's not great, alas! Absolutely nothing of importance happens to the characters, there's zero growth or change of any kind and nothing exciting in the way of action scenes etc. Which is fine for a comedy book if the comedy is funny, but...it's not funny. There's a running...god, "gag" is too strong a word, but thing, I guess, where Skeets is livestreaming their antics and people are commenting on social media, but Dan Jurgens doesn't seem to know how social media works or what people sound like on it. There's another running "gag" where there are fangirls following them around and one of them keeps calling Booster "Boostie" and that I guess is supposed to count as a joke? Because she does it nine hundred times. It's never funny. It's just cringe. I hate to use the word cringe but it really applies here.

So yeah, it's not offensive or anger inducing but it's also not really worth spending money on unless it's REALLY discounted. It's not horribly bad, it's not good, it's just completely empty as a comic.

[jafanadis]

The Jade Owls - Miri - The Marketer

Full Name: Majani Tefaye

Nickname: Miri, Hera, Cleopatra, My Queen, Ohime-Sama

Age: 22

Gender: Female (She/Her)

Orientation: Aro Ace

Height: 5’7

Species: Otacaian (Enalla)

Nationality: Azifan

Occupation: Businesswoman, Marketer, Captainess

Alliance: The Jade Owls

Alignment: Protagonist

Theme Song: Rich Girl by Gwen Stefani

Character Song: No Tears Left To Cry by Arianna Grande Instrumental

Voice Claim: Disgust from Inside Out (Mindy Kaling and Lisa Lapira)

About

The self-appointed Co-Captain of the Jade Owls. Having grown up in a privileged new money noble family in Azifa, she accompanied them across the planet, being involved in her family’s seedy businesses committing fraud and scams. Like her mothers and sisters, she reveled in the money she stole from unsuspecting victims to satisfy her own wants until one day, she was betrayed by her sisters during a sting by the Jithran Guards and was subsequently arrested and scapegoated by her family. She had been on a prison ship owned by The Jithran Senate when she was involved in a jail break in which the prisoners stole the ship for their own. Now wanted Barratry (ship stealing), in addition to her own crimes of Racketeering and Fraud, she is now the co-leader of The Jade Owls and mainly acts as their marketer and “face”. Any clients who wish to do business with the Owls must meet with her.

Personality

Russell describes Miri first and foremost as a queen bee. She is sassy, blunt, judgmental, bossy and short-tempered. She is talented at being deceitful, only acting professional and ladylike when it suits her. As a result of her upper class upbringing, she can also be a bit whiny and complains a lot of being in situations she doesn’t want to be in. Deep beneath this façade she can be pretty kind and sensitive but chooses not to show this side of her as she believes kindness and sensitivity are weaknesses, and very deep down she harbors loneliness and feels no one can understand her truly.

Miscellaneous

Miri speaks with an accent which, to Human ears, sounds a bit like Singaporean English (like the actress Michelle Yeoh or the politician Aung San Suu Kyi)

Russell equates her to the Greek Goddess, Hera, or the Egyptian Greek Queen, Cleopatra.

Miri has the ability to use Electrokinesis. As a result, she can detect radio signals using her antennae, shape and manipulate electricity, summon thunderbolts on a stormy day, tamper with certain electronics, temporarily stun her opponents, recharge the Eizo Power Crystal which powers the Falaina and she can even become a living defibrillator.

As a result of her Electrokinesis, she has some minor telepathic and empathic abilities.

Despite her powers, Miri is the weakest member of The Jade Owls in terms of endurance and strength. She has a soft and delicate body and she can fer hurt pretty easily and as such she stays behind on missions sometimes.

Extremely evealing clothing makes her uncomfortable.

Unlike most Enalla, she’s not a huge fan or artwork or poetry, in fact, she hates it.

She joined the Jade Owls because she craves validity in her life, and as much as she says otherwise, she deeply cares about all her teammates, though she’d rather gag herself than openly admit it.

Her family own slaves and servants.

She enjoys Haltane Candies, latest fashion trends, and jewelry.

Using her wings, she can fly at high speeds high in the air, she keeps her wings folded into scrolls when not in use and she has holes in the back of her clothes for her wings to go through.

Like all Enalla, she has a big thorax which gives her the appearance of having a bustle.

With her compound eyes, she can see much better than most of her teammates.

Otacaia, and all of its characters, species, races, information, et al © Jafan Adis, 2022-2024, All Rights Reserved.

[adultswim2021]

Superjail #2: “Superbar” | September 28, 2008 - 11:45PM | S01E01

Superjail! It’s back, baby! The darling of The Night of 1000 Pilots roars back onto our small screens. Glad to have it back; It’s been a very long time since I’ve watched through this show, and I’m not entirely positive I saw every single episode.

Superjail is formulaic. But, it’s also very, very funny and well animated, so you rarely feel how formulaic it is. Jailbot apprehends the recidivist Jackknife who commits crimes in the real world. Jailbot brings Jackknife to Superjail. A Thematic story unfolds that builds towards a big fight filled with violent sight-gags. Jackknife is seen escaping in the background. Repeat. 

In this one, Jackknife is at a carnival on a pier, where he darts a guy in the face to steal the carnival prize and tries to make a getaway on a rich family’s speedboat. Jailbot shows up in boat form and takes Jackknife away. 

At Superjail, the Warden wants to ask Alice out for a drink. For this to happen, he needs to build a bar in Superjail, which he does. This hearkens back to Bar Fight, Christy Karacas and  Stephen Warbrick’s 2001 short film that is set in a bar where a crazy fight breaks out. I’m pretty sure I mentioned this on the write-up for Superjail’s Bunny Love pilot, but it’s basically a prototype for this show.

The Warden gets jealous when Alice agrees to meet him at Superjail’s new watering hole, but brings a date; a prisoner she wants to bone. The prisoner is not there on his own accord; in fact he at one point bites his own head off to free himself from bondage when Alice ties him up at the bar. Despite now being a severed head squirming around on the bar counter, the Warden still tries to drunkenly pick a fight with him.

One of the bar patrons is disgusted by the condition of the men’s room (where a pile of naked prisoners are playing a lewd game of Twister), so he enters the pristine and empty ladies room. He gets fed up with an animatronic wall-display of the Warden and punches it, which puts a hole through the wall. That’s when he finds out that Superjail’s Seagate is just on the other side of the bathroom, and he enacts a plan to escape through it. 

Jared, a recovering alcoholic who is cruelly shoved into the role of Superjail’s bartender, winds up getting a drop of alcohol on his tongue which triggers a full-on relapse. He bitterly goes into the Warden’s office while puzzled on hooch and starts pushing random buttons, one of which open the seagate, causing the ocean to rush into Superjail’s bar and spurring the episode’s customary themed melee. This involves Jellyfish, Swordfish, Tridents wielded by mermen on sea horses, piranhas, et al. The part where the squid squirts so much ink it fills the entire screen is really cool. The show is very good at mixing up the visuals to keep things engaging. 

Jackknife escapes, and he creepily visits the teenage daughter of the rich family, in a final scene that looks like it’s more from a horror movie than a comedy. It’s difficult to watch comedy of almost any significant vintage and think YOU COULD NEVER MAKE BLAZING SADDLES, I MEAN, SUPERJAIL TODAY! But the show’s spirit is so fun despite it’s unpleasant-on-paper subject matter that it’s difficult to get truly mad at it. I said a lot of this in the Bunny Love. This applies to Alice, the walking trans joke. As misguided as some of that humor may seem today, I get the sense that the creators of the show like her as a character, and she's rarely (if ever) misgendered by her co-workers. It's not perfect, but it's not nothing.

There’s also a new prisoner guy, I think. He’s the guy who punches the hole in the wall. Maybe he was in “Bunny Love” but I remember thinking “oh, this is the main character on this show, now” the first time I saw this. He sorta seemed like an attempt to make a likable main prisoner guy. It’s the one added element to this show that felt like the biggest evolution from pilot to series. It’s fairly subtle, but it stuck out to me. It sorta makes the show feel more like a sitcom and less like an artsy-but-funny short film like Bunny Love does. 

Stray stuff: I think my favorite joke on this is when Alice shoves a plate of hot wings into a prisoner’s face, and it melts his skin off, so he dunks his whole head into a big barrel of bleu cheese to cool off. The Twins are in this, but they just sorta observe. At one point they go shirtless, and you can see they have quadruple nips. Didn't catch a Sealab 2021 reference when the prisoners were observing the underwater civilization, which I consider to be a good thing, fuck Sealab.

This episode is very good, and if it were my introduction to the series I’d probably be pretty impressed with it. But I feel the same way watching this as I do watching Robocop 2; that it’s about 80% as good as the original, but the original is one of the best things ever made, so it’s still satisfying. 

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KON writes:

The Robin Bain bit (specifically her being nude and uncensored on DVD) never quite sat right with me because it seemed like it was by design a way to get easy-access nude tits into the hands of every 12 year old boy. Though I guess most kids would have had smartphones or at least unfettered internet access by then. And I didn't complain when the Whitest Kids I Like did it. Still, weird!

Yes, I agree! I think it's weird and suspicious when a show that doesn't have a built-in outlet for sleaze suddenly has sleaze in it. Not that I am saying nude female presenting nipples are SLEAZY, per-se, I just mean they are when Seth Green is involved.

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reading update: December edition

hi all! while I already did my roundup for every book I read in 2022 and included the books I read in December, they still haven't gotten their own special little recap because the last few days of 2023 were crazy hectic and I didn't have the time. now that I'm back in the office (barf, gag) with hours to kill, let's rewind and look at the year's last batch of books!

what I read:

The End of Policing (Alex S. Vitale, 2017) - excellently concise and thorough breakdown of why policing simply is not beneficial or even practical for the communities it allegedly serves. strongly recommend, I highlighted so much.

Glitterati (Oliver K. Langmead, 2022) - a book that was so infuriatingly close to being one of my favorite books of the year, until it shot itself in the dick in the last quarter. Glitterati starts out as a Vantablack-dark comedy absolutely skewering ultrawealthy celebrity influencer paparazzi aesthetic culture, and for most of the way Langmead does an admirable balancing act making out protagonist, Simone, utterly reprehensible in his alienation from anything human and sincere while also making clear that Simone and people like him are fundamentally hollow, miserable shells. (one detail that sticks with me so clearly is the mention that Simone loved playing the cello, but gave it up because he was too afraid of getting calluses.) when I say that Langmead fumbled massively by (spoilers) writing a happy ending pseudo-redemption arc for Simone I'm not saying that out of some asinine belief that it's Morally Wrong to show bad people growing and changing because that encourages readers to emulate their bad behavior; I just think this novel really seemed like it had something to say and then balked at the last minute in order to conform to a more conventional narrative structure. it's disappointing, reader. I'm disappointed.

Bruce Wayne: Fugitive (Greg Rucka et al, 2002) - Fugitive isn't as strong as the preceding Murderer by a country mile - it feels much less tightly organized, and meanders on a bit too long - but frankly all of that is worth it for a scene of Bruce Wayne sincerely apologizing to his family for being an insufferable bitch who's unpleasant to be around 99% of the time. while I was reading Murderer I made a post about how I can't fuck with much of Batfamily fanon and Wayne Family Adventures-style writing that posits the Bats as generally well-adjusted, endlessly supportive, and excruciatingly aware of their various troubles, and I think this is why: the moments of emotional vulnerability feel so much more satisfying when they're extracted from a rotten mess of misunderstandings rather than the default.

Even Though I Knew the End (C.L. Polk, 2022) - C.L. Polk is one of those authors who has my attention immediately whenever they drop something new, and this novella did NOT disappoint. a crisp and stylish noir murder mystery following a lesbian couple navigating the forces of heaven and hell through mid-century Chicago, this story begs to be devoured in a single sitting.

Interview with the Vampire (Anne Rice, 1976) - I wanted to like this book so much, and I do like parts. but the high highs are contrasted with low lows, and sometimes Louis' incessant whinging had me skimming for pages at a time. I'm afraid that my love of morbidly depressed bisexual vampires with complicated family dynamics won't be enough to keep me reading, Anne.

The Sandman: A Game of You (Neil Gaiman et al, 1991) - this isn't my personal favorite Sandman arc, but I think it is maybe the most iconic and honestly? deserved for Wanda alone. much like Season of Mists, there's a compelling point to be made here that some of the best Sandman stories are the ones with as little of the actual Sandman as possible. love the grumpy bastard, but sometimes you need a nice long break from his shit.

America Is Not the Heart (Elaine Castillo, 2018) - a last minute entry that stole my whole heart. you may recall me absolutely swooning over Castillo's essay collection, How to Read Now, that was released earlier this year, and I'm so glad I decided to seek out her novel so promptly. America Is Not the Heart is a gorgeous coming of age for a 30-something doctor from the Philippines remaking her life after being released from a prison camp and moving to California to live with her uncle's family. she bonds with her baby cousin, she develops a big fat crush on the local faith healer's granddaughter, she remembers how to have friends. it just painfully beautiful in a lot of ways and got me so good; I can't recommend it enough.

White Tears/Brown Scars: How White Feminism Betrays Women of Color (Ruby Hamad, 2020) - a lightning-fast, brilliantly organized read that dives DEEP into the impact of racist colonial laws around the globe and how they contribute to misogynoir and other forms of racialized misogyny today. there's a particular motherlode of information about the sexual politics of interracial sex under colonialism and slavery - the dehumanization of Black and brown women considered perpetually sexually available to white men, the demonization of Black and brown men seen as sexual threats to white women and white supremacy by extension, the difficulties of knowing if any interracial relationship could truly be considered consensual under such conditions. I've got several books on the intersection of sex, sexuality, and racism on my to-read list for the year, and this felt like as good a place as any to start.

what I'm reading now:

Jade Legacy (Fonda Lee, 2021) - I'm so excited for the conclusion of the Green Bone Saga, even though this book is like 700+ goddamn pages long. I truly cannot extend enough thanks to the person who ruined my reading poll by doing the exact thing I told everyone not to do and complaining about one of the options; it made me read Jade City immediately and I've loved every second of the series since.

Shit Cassandra Saw (Gwen E. Kirby, 2022) - very cool short story collection, one of my favorite covers ever

what's next:

Catwoman: Lonely City (Cliff Chiang, 2021) - Cliff Chiang's striking art was one of my favorite parts of Paper Girls, and I'm beyond excited to see his illustrations for a one-last-heist story about Selina Kyle

Where It Rains in Color (Denise Crittendon, 2022) - splashy new sci-fi and one of the only 2022 releases that I couldn't get my mitts on before the year was over!

Babel, Or the Necessity of Violence: An Arcane History of the Oxford Translators' Revolution (R.F. Kuang, 2022) - I'm going to be so real: I've had R.F. Kuang's Poppy War series sitting on my TBR forever and wasn't in any particular hurry to get around to it, but seeing white bookstagrammers complaining about this book's """"reverse racism""" made me more interested in reading it than literally any actual marketing campaign could have.

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i haven't listened yet ive just been reading tumblr posts gobsmackedly BUT coming off the back of her victory lap time person of the year grammy album of the year 2023 and the only thing she wants to talk about at the height of her career is dusty racist matty healy like what is she ON. literally fucking mortifying for her to be this successful and this influential and one of the most powerful people on earth and this is all she got out of last year like this is so HUMILIATINGGGGGG. people have been gagging for the dramatic retribution of it all coming toppling down and she is determined to make it completely self imposed. she wasn't lying that hero is anti as hell !!!!!

speaking of, with anti hero she was trying really hard to crib the mental health awareness 🛐 trend in pop the last couple years ala phoebe bridgers et al. and having the next step of that be this fucking american mcgee's taylor twist that the tortured poets department was inside an asylum all along is CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!! for the most tone deaf woman on the planet this is a new peak like. rehashing the kylie jenner wheelchair-as-fame-allegory photoshoot discourse nearly 10 years later jesus christ she really is just like the joker.