#gaf s5

[chappellrroan]

calling out zionism is not antisemitism it's literally as simple as that

[butchjess]

Rorymarty friendship thesis

[chronic-escapixt]

Favorite non cannon Bonnie ships ranked:

this is just my opinion so don't come for me, but I based this ranking on character interactions, certain plot elements, and overall potential

bonnie x me - because I will treat her right, she's a baddie (not even atrocious styling could deny that face card!!), and we're already married in my head so..

jk.. but actually:

klonnie - this one grew on me when I heard joseph himself shipped them. it just makes sense that he'd be drawn to bonnie considering she's not just any other person to him. her bloodline has direct ties to his family and she's gone head-to-head against him multiple times. klaus is calculated asf from the moment we meet him so he'd probably go into their relationship trying to play with her head and keep her close as a potential tool for his own agenda (in a keep ur enemies close kinda-way), but he ends up falling for her along the way. bonnie's level-headed and mature nature would balance out klaus's more irrational chaos - maybe in a similar way klaus works with cami in the originals (my fav cannon klaus ship).

2. stefonnie - this one isn't talked about enough. remember in s1 when elena set up that dinner between her, stefan, and bonnie. elena was so set on bonnie liking stefan when they first got together. the early seasons really seemed invested in laying the foundation of stefan x bonnie with how protective he is of her. it seemed like their relationship should have only grown from there & there's no reason why it was just abandoned. plus, there's so many parallels between their plotlines: in s5 they both spend the summer indisposed (stefan drowning the whole time and bonnie being dead) and no one noticing. they couldve meaningfully bonded over that shared trauma. the otherside literally exists because bonnie's ancestor was cheated on by stefan's (original face, doppleganger?) whatever silas is - with her handmaid Amara.. so many stefonnie parrallels go ignored by the writers!

3. bonkai - one of my favorites. i wish we got more of a romantic or seggual payoff from these two bc the built up was certainly there for a darker romance kinda vibe. similar to the other villainxprotagonist couples in this show but no epic romantic payoff for bonnie i guess.. the actors' chemistry with each other in these scenes carries the ship for me & in the hands of writers that gaf about these characters it couldve been epic.

4. bamon - i know this one comes from the book & it's a fan favorite, but this actually feels more out of left field than stefonnie for me. that's not to say i don't like it. the second half of the show was for bamon and the writer's knew it. that's why they had to keep reinforcing that they're 'just friends' or else their chemistry would have turned tvd into the bamon show..

5. bonnie x katherine - i love the idea of a bi bonnie (clearly). lots of fans pair her with nora but i hate everything about the heretic storyline and the characters so i prefer katherine. they didn't interact much, but hear me out, katherine has always found herself paired with a bennett witch (emily in the 1800s, bonnie's cousin) and i think they'd be cute. i love katherine the most when she's not obsessing over the salvatore brothers or jealous of elena so i think pairing her with bonnie would offer a refreshing perspective of her character.

[thefirstlioveyou]

i wont gaf abt byler if mike isn't developed enough in s5

[eddiediazismyhusband]

i really don’t want this to seem ignorant- so sorry if it does. But FOX did make Lonestar, which has a queer canon couple, a trans guy and other incisive characters

i know Oliver said FOX didn’t allowed Buddie but also kind of wrote it in but also pretended they didn’t but also had a plan they never followed through on, but FOX aren’t evil are they? I mean I prefer 9-1-1 over Lonestar but I liked the show and all the different characters they had (even if they made some bizarre decisions)

i’m not saying FOX don’t suck- but why specifically does the fandom hate them so much. Is it cause queer baiting (over buddie)?

I can’t speak for myself, but personally a lot of my issues with FOX handling the buddie situation was less so with Fox, but more with Kristen Reidel for coming in and completely sweeping away the setup that Tim had made for buddie at the end of season 4.

Obviously we only know tidbits that have been said in interviews, and they’re never going to outright talk about what happened (at least not until buddie goes canon or the show ends) but from the few things we’ve heard, it sounds like the sniper plot was setup to be bothe Buck and Eddie’s “oh” moment, and Tim had planned to explore that in season 5 to work towards Buddie canon.

However when Tim switched over to LS from 9-1-1, and KR stepped in, she and FOX both nixed everything that Tim had initially planned, and took the show in a different direction— this is why a lot of fans dislike season 5 and 6 (not because of buddie not going canon, but because it almost felt like a different show at times— and we all know the debacle that was the rushed plot wrap-ups at the end of s6 that granted weren’t entirely KR’s fault, but could have been handled better than they were)

So tldr, i think a lot of fans are more annoyed at the combination of FOX and KR both deciding not to go down the bi!buck route in s5 and eventually leading to buddie canon. at least that’s where my frustration lies, but everyone has different reasons. I think other people are aggravated by the fact that LS did make Tarlos canon but so vehemently disagreed with Buddie/Bi!Buck…. (that is not to say I don’t love Tarlos i absolutely do, but it is a little annoying that they would give us one queer ship while denying another)

(and to answer your question about FOX being evil- this might be my socialist brain talking but they are a major media corporation which to me automatically makes them icky bc their main concern is making money which means they really don’t gaf about representation unless it makes them money— but this also goes for ABC and any other network but i digress)

I hope this clears things up/answers your question? I don’t think there’s a really clear-cut across the board answer, but this fits with a lot of what i’ve seen/discussed w other fans.

Thanks for the ask, anon 💕💕💕

[sammygender]

hiiii :) 10 & 22 for the choose violence ask game?

ask game

hiii!!!

already answered 10, worst part of fanon - i said dean as a Good Parent TM To Sam. fuck off. fuck offffffff. like dont get me wrong i love some young dean being sweet and looking after young sam but only as long as its mixed in with something more fucked up. that way its accurate. come onnnn

22. your favourite part of canon that everyone else ignores

not enough fic is set in s5 where sam is just stewing in guilt 24/7. i eat that shit up (<- someone who has like 4 wips set in s5). unrelatedly but i love mark of cain. i dont think its good i just love it cause i love excuses for dean to be even more terrible than usual. oh and we should do more with the fact that adam and michael are also trapped in the cage with sam and lucifer.

OH, and we should do WAY more with dean's controlling - especially physically controlling - 'tendencies' (light word). we all talk about the panic room but can we escalate that. i want dean locking sam in the impala. handcuffing him to the motel room radiator. sometimes i worry i sound like a psychopath when i write these things. but he literally Would. dean does not gaf about what sam wants generally 80% of the time this is displayed constantly even when he means well even when it ends up well!! he just thinks he knows best!!! he thinks its his decision!! lets do more with this. visualisations guys.

[mariailoveyou-guerin]

tktk pmo glad jj is gone bc how are they putting cleo and pope last in these rankings then screaming it’s not bc they racist looking like the spawn of skinhead trump supporter they is the comments talking about the only ranking the perfect order the only ranking order they matters! like the pogues would even be alive this szn or any szn without cleopope them below kie and johnb especially this szn is some next level racism bullsh*t it’s literally taking me! kie at 2 bc mf (self insert) JJ johnb 4 are you joking but pope/Cleo the rightful 1&3 at 5-6 don’t pmo! Yeah everyday they making me sooo happy their fav is six feet under rotting even if he’s my fav bc the disrespect my ranking/order (and its just them being racist) bc Cleo pope below mf annoying kie who did nothing all szn + meh boring johnb all bc them being in ship with the blondes! glad JJ escaped and they can’t use him for another szn to be fcvking weirdo racist constantly using him to be nasty to the 1 person that means the most to him in world and his girlfriend

pogues without pope and Cleo got ran over by kook got alcohol throw at them and Sarah and JohnB didn’t even go help or join lie in confronting all those Kook Vs one Cleo alone saving Johnb and Sarah after Sarah got jumped pushed then pope saving them from burning alive while JohnB did nothing again he never done sh*t but this season even more so and they putting them

cleo being there from the second pope got arrested to he got out didn’t leave his side once in 2 whole days!

jj tells kie he’s dad isn’t his dad and his bio dad tried to k1ll him and he killed his real mother and all kie can say is sorry jayj’ They expecting us to believe she loved him

johnb getting attacked a pregnant Sarah jumps on man double her size comes back to save him meanwhile he just watched her fall in the ocean and did nothing that jj jumped after her not Johnb after his unborn child and wife I’m sorry but johnb ain’t been sh*t ever or since s1 but especially this szn and last szn where’s s1 jb gone?

jj literally gets stabbed and Groff is turning the knife in deeper and lie is literally standing doing nada yet again cared more about those turtles then she ever did JJ an that’s a fact that’s proven time and time again now so happy he’s free because he deserved better then that and her if we are being honest here he’s to good for her

pope ran away from the law and literally killed for Cleo is a fugitive for Cleo and JJ ended up in jail for JJ is a fugitive now because of JJ and it could’ve been worse him being a black boy jumping a cop who had his gun out the way it would’ve been different if this was real!

pope saw Cleo bleeding and got something to hold the pressure so she didn’t bleed out or lose to much blood but you telling me lie couldn’t put pressure on jj wound at least to try and save him on top of just standing still

pope Cleo risking their lives to protect JJ an the others the fact only JJ was against them staying 😒behind to protect him (saying NO they should stick together and there aren’t enough ballets) and the others is actually so very on brand for the “pogues” he’s the only one to ever care about pope cleo and them others couldn’t gaf was running for their lives didn’t even check to see or argue with them on why it should be them yeah I’ll never forgive those posies and now the only real pogue to care for pope and Cleo is gone they really all alone now so scared for them in s5 who gonna protect them?

cleo was the one that heard pope Sarah at the church while jb was having extensional crisis about not being like his dad she’s the one that got him to get them out!

Pope is the one who figured out they needed to go to Charleston who told them about the crown while also putting his life in danger again from killers who was actively trying to kill the pogues he don’t even have good balance coordination remember JJ saying that in s2 yet he did that for them again putting his life at risk for his so called best friends who didnt even bother to check up on him and see if he’s okay or if he got out of jail and you telling all Johnb could say after seeing Cleo after 3 days was how’s pope? Like don’t fcvking pmo!

and you telling they putting these people at the bottom of their ranking like how is this not bc of racism please explain it to me like I’m five because there’s no other explanation other then the obvious they try so hard to lie and make it seem like it’s not bloody obvious why they keep putting the only black people last and saying they should’ve died instead when a literal racist is just breathing and existing with the pogues right now

Yeah can’t ever take this fandom seriously so glad obx is ending next year and this is their last season I’ve had enough just need my popecleo away from those very ungrateful hoes who truly never cared about them to even be like are y’all good or even checked up in Cleo!

[mandy4ever69420]

elaborate on your last post?

i've actually been marinating on this more or less nonstop! like how to phrase it and stuff. i have, like, notes.

& part of this is i had some spoilers as to who mickey WAS before i watched the show because he was what was dangled in front of my face like a pie in a window to get me to watch shameless. but the thing about mickey is like every thing you learn about him CAN absolutely be traced to his behavior in s1. mickey's one of the most consistently and unrelentingly himself characters in the show (the other is debbie). everyone else has like personality crises.

you can fit a shitload of development into someone like mickey being aggressively himself the whole time because he has every reason to be afraid of the consequences of his personality w/out actually being insecure or not knowing himself. so we as the viewer get to know him w/out any of the information being startling in any way from the jumpoff of s1. it's insane that i'm pretty sure he was meant to only exist in season one i just know he'd be haunting some psyches.

he like never apologizes for his personality. which is i think easy to attribute to "confidence" as a sort of nebulous concept but i think he's just kind of a realist. everything he hides has a very straightforward reason behind it and when the reason disappears so does his hesitance to just be that. & i think a lot of what reads as confidence comes from disinterest in other people's opinions & a pretty intense pragmatism and get-shit-done-ism. mickey kind of sorts people into "who gives a fuck" or "useful" & eventually he expands his "people who matter" category enough that even people he doesnt gaf about in the main cast he at least doesn't want to piss them off.

another thing about this is i've seen sometimes people who over-relate (very understandably) to mickey sort of take very seriously how much he must've been hurt in end of s5, end of s7. which is. i mean i will be honest i KNEW it was coming and watching love songs in the key of gallagher RUINED MY WEEK. which is a good thing. because i am out of my mind. but i think sticking on "well, ian should've been more sorry, or said something nicer later" out of feeling bad for mickey misses a little the point where what i really see in mickey is a "it hurt. obviously. extremely badly. fucking anyway" sort of angle.

this ^ isn't something i know how to explain very well. there's kind of a difference between going "well that was horrifying and i need to throw the fuck up" and moving on, and the sort of therapy-speak adjacent urge to linger over how everyone should be looking at their feelings about it. not mickey's language IMO. so mickey's pretty in tune with what's going on in ian's head so when ian hurts his feelings on purpose he's like mad that it worked, you stupid jackass. and then ian's guilt is sitting right there and he's like well you were so mean but it's more important to me that i can be around you than that my feewings are made much of. mickey's pretty steadily uncomfortable with touchy-feely validation or anything. this interpretation is also a me thing. obviously everyone's reads are going to be informed by their life experience but this is what makes sense to me.

1 of the biggest things i've noticed rewatching is how FAST plotlines start moving when mickey decides he's getting something done. which is interesting because he's also one of the least ambitious characters in the show.

mandy and ian both really believe they can get something nicer and safer and better (&fancier) out of life. mandy has the strongest drive out of them to grab something nice for herself (like.. even vicariously through lip, she's always trying) mickey is kind of right that it's not realistic for everyone to get something better than where they grew up. it's depressing as fuck to be resigned to but especially with a criminal record it's pretty predictable under capitalism that you would just get stuck. these things happen to people

it's very sweet to me that ian keeps dragging mickey along to like nice places and optimism while mickey is like be so for fucking real. weird enough this is the most mickey has in common with lip - the "steal it or scam it" observation that lip makes, but mickey is chill with breaking more serious laws and being arrested for it. & lip also doesn't go for ambition the same way other people in the show do because he has noticed these patterns. he aims for a nebulous "more" jump up in the class system ONCE specifically because of mandy.

fiona is the opposite to all this ^ naturally. in the way that her ambition keeps coming back to bite her way harder than anyone else, because she gets caught up in her ideas of how to expand and do better and bigger really fast. funny enough both lip's "well it has to be a scam and you can't ever actually get anywhere" and fiona's "i bet if i just played my cards right i could make a million bucks rn" philosophies are frank traits.

BUT ANYWAY i also really like how mickey's pragmatism sort of lands him to being a very romantic person. because once he has reason to care more about someone else he decides to put all his eggs in that fucking basket. contrast -> ian is A Romantic. he wants to believe in like a soulmate and he pretty obsessively pursues validation through means of romance. m/while mickey never plans to be in a relationship and commits really hard when he decides that that's where he's going.

which comes to mickey's impressive skills at reading people. when he's not just completely disinterested, he can predict people really well. which is obviously like a survival technique but is also the only explanation of why he'd come back twice after getting written out. maybe it wasn't supposed to be the way his character played out but it can be traced back to s1 with the information we have and is the only way that his actions make sense.

& in like. the completely fucking insane way that mickey is as gentle as he is. you even see the intent here in his introduction. sure, he's showing up in a violent way to enact revenge. which being into prison abolition i don't necessarily agree with. but it's sweet! like, i know the revenge mob is kind of a THING but with everything that he does following it also seems very personal. so he shows up and the first thing he really wants is someone to look after. ian gallagher you may not believe you need a fucking caretaker but you literally snatched up the single person most desperate for someone to take care of

-> wrt gentleness also: i cant get over how fucking bonkers it is to be a violent teenager having a Massive mental breakdown and that mickey refuses to start the physical side of the "you love me and you're gay" confrontation. not a hand until ian shoves him multiple times. even though ian showed up explicitly as an attempt at using mickey to punish himself for something he really thought was his fault! what the fuck!!

um but anyway with mickey's fucking anger going on also i was personally very touched by him as a fantastic way to represent irritability and anger as an anxiety response. because anger is really fucking like that. again, visible from his intro to the end. ya habibi...

[swiftfootedachilles]

*vibrating intensely* hi please tell me your autistic Mickey headcanons I'm collecting them

ohhhh i have so many thoughts

ive already talked about this ad nauseum previously but i always have time to discuss my favorites autist

his hatred of sleeves is totally an autistic thing. he just hates sleeves, specifically anything thats not long sleeved or sleeveless

he seems to prefer warm weather. he bundles up sooo much in the winter and he talks about moving back to mexico in s11. he would rather go back to prison than move any more north than chicago

i am once again mentioning that compulsory heterosexuality is absolutely part of mickeys masking. he seems to not gaf about masking about a lot of "typical" autistic things like not understanding social cues/rules or lacking conversation skills. a lot of his masking is more survival based like seeming straight and masculine and tough

^ which makes sense that when he starts unmasking, he likes patterned/hawaiian shirts :') he loves how visually simulating they are and he can tolerate the sleeves bc the fabric is very breathable and light

he really likes loud sounds specifically loud music and ambient/outside sounds like the ones he looks up in s11 to help him fall asleep :) he seems like the kinda person who can only do one thing as once, ie cant listen to music and play video games at the same time. when he does something he has to Devote Himself To It. if hes listen to music thats what hes doing. hes gonna sit there with his giant ass headphones on and stim or just cover his eyes and focus on the lyrics. hes s natural loud talker. he could yell over a jet engine if he wanted to. altho he doesnt like people raising his voice at him for obvious reasons. he cant stand pure silence it makes his skin crawl. ian loves his peace and quiet so mickey often throws on his headphones for parallel play. ian cooks or reads his book in quiet and mickey listens to deftones or doomscrolls on tiktok. parallel play becomes a huuuuge part of their bonding as a married couple :)

when he gets overwhelmed he completely shuts everything out. he acts like a cornered animal and lashes out at anything even if someone is trying to help. he needs space until he calms down or he'll have a meltdown and start throwing/breaking things or causing physical harm. sometimes he becomes too overwhelmed too quickly and completely skips the "shutting everyone out" stage and go straight to getting physical

he stims a lot by hitting or throwing stuff so ian trains him to use soft things like pillows and plushies (he absolutely has a plushie collection) when stimming. i think he also hits himself on the head sometimes. :( (totally not projecting) but be mainly sticks to his regular stims like messing with his eyebrows, chewing his nails, and biting his lip. he has an oral fixation! ian gets him a chew necklace. he likes singing and dancing with ian tho hed never admit it. he likes flapping his hands and jumping but hes still too embarrassed to ever do them. he unconsciously sways and rocks, especially if hes in the same spot for a long time

ian absolutely buys mickeys most of his sensory/stimming shit. lights, weighted blanket, spinner ring, chew jewelry, peelable clear nail polish, bike chain (which we see mickey has on his bedside table in s5 so i 1000% believe this was his first stim toy!!!) toy, tangles, different types of plushies (squishmallow, squishables, jellycat, reversible octopus (mickeys fav they both have at least one for every possible emotion), plushie dreadfuls, palm pals, different shapes and textured fabrics.) ian often steals a lot of these plushies; they are their first children. after they move back to the southside and are doing some work on their house, ian notices mickey still needs the catharsis of breaking shit, so sometimes they go on dates to the junkyard with baseball bats and destroy shit together

mickey literally cant be in the same room with ian when he eats his eggs with ketchup. the concept itself is so gross he cant tolerate it

hes very sensory seeking, again partly because of his oral fixation. he likes spicy food and LOVES sour food. obviously he loves candy and junk food. they have lamps, other small lights, and color changing led lights all over their home. eventually they both fall into a routine of communicating nonverbally using different colors of lights

mickey isnt great at communicating verbally tho he tries. sometimes he just cant, its too overwhelming and he cant think of the words to properly express himself. hes much better at conveying his thoughts thru physical means. this is part autism, part learned during childhood

he learned literally everything he knows about society thru movies. he uses a lot of old slang and makes niche references. he refuses to explain any of them to ian

sometimes he goes nonverbal and he texts only using (sometimes too many) emojis and reaction images that nobody gets except him

most people think hes weird and dont get his sense of humor but ian thinks hes the funniest person on the planet! they often make references to inside jokes in front of other people and it annoys the shit out of everyone

ok i have to stop now or im gonna go on forever thank you for the ask

[willbyersabyss]

mlvns will say “omg Mike is totally going to (insert horrible thing) to Will in s5 like he doesn’t gaf about him” and then the horrible thing is something he’s canonically done to El but never done to Will

[hessolivagant]

God, this scene tells me a lot about how mike is feeling. Mikes micro expressions from el to will, is so??? Mike seems to have some conflict going on but we don’t exactly know what it is yet, which i 100% think is going to be addressed in s5. All of the looks, heart eyes and speeches are all going to add up to mike being a gay man. I know that Will isn’t going to be used for his queerness to help a straight relationship. This will ruin all three characters arcs, it would not make sense and it would also be harmful to the queer community:(

Mikes arc: this is based off my interpretation of mike and what i think his conflict and how he’s going to end up in s5. His conflicts are his queerness and his internalized homophobia that causes him to push everyone away while also watering himself down to the standards of “normal” mike is actually a gay man who loves to play dnd with his friends, he also loves star wars and writing :) but his father makes fun of him a lot, he was bullied in middle school, and he is associated with the “occultists”(dnd group💀) at school, he’s pretty much been outcasted his whole life for being different, so of course the poor boy is gonna have internalized homophobia and he going to repress who he actually is to impress el and to seem straight. He even pretended to not gaf about dnd but immediately after s3 he joins a dnd group, clearly he’s pretending to be someone he is not. At the airport he’s wearing his silly little outfit, and argyle points out that it’s a shitty knockoff, which is a double meaning. The clothes are knockoffs of ocean pacific and mike is a knockoff of himself. He was pretending the entire day. So his conflict is pretending he’s normal. Even though he stated in the first episode(with his gay montage) that he doesn’t want to be normal but then he turns around and does this? Interesting.

Mike and eleven: why i think mike and el won’t be endgame, mike won’t have his arc of being himself again and he’s gonna repeat the same thing his parents did(nuclear family) which is boring as hell and also ew? Why are we romanticizing this possibility?? Mike changed for el, mike changed to impress el. He also feels inferior to el and he’s said “i love you” twice to her for the past?? 4(?) years(I don’t remember I don’t pay attention to milkvan) mikes arc would be useless if he was just pushed into this other than, accepting himself and being who he was in s1 and s2 where he didn’t feel the need to pretend.

Mike and will: will, doesn’t pretend to be someone he is not. He’s still in the closet but he’s still himself. He doesn’t want to pretend to be anything else whilst mike is pretending. Mike needs will to fulfill his interests and accept who he is. They need each other to be themselves and they need each other in general because they love each other. If mike ends up with will, we will see our beloved s2 mike. And we will see a more interesting version of mike than mike with el.

Mikes s5 ending: none of us know but one thing i do know is that he’s gonna have his gay little moments, and i want it to be NOTICEABLE. I want people to be like “ohhh, okay that makes sense” LMAO YK?? Also byler kiss!! I’ll take anything, as long as they kiss and confess to each other. I don’t think theyll pull a reddie or all of us bylers are going to riot💀 so i want mike and will alive, they deserve a happy ending.

Also in s5 i want mike to be with another queer character where they open up, like robin orr vickie(?🤨) or maybe even just a conversation with will. OR SUPPORT, ANYTHING FOR THE POOR BOY😭😭 el could be like “mike, ik what you are” and it would work. Please, he needs comfort 😢

(Im in class and my teacher has been showing us monkey photos for like 30 minutes, so um😭???)

[byers-bowlcut]

Would be kind of interested to know what’s going on behind the scenes as Noah’s gone so absolutely silent and yet Brett is still out here spouting his bs… like I get Netflix telling Noah to hush bc of s5 but it doesn’t seem like the same for Brett? Which is odd to me lol

yeah i thought about that. and like, brett is almost 50... i don't think he gaf what netflix wants him to do. the best netflix can do is strongly advise these actors, they can't outright control their social media (im pretty sure?)

also evidently... people don't seem to care much about whatever brett is spouting? like it's already old news on social media. he has honestly received a speck of the backlash ns has gotten.

and because the backlash is much more prominent on noah's side, it makes sense for him to stay silent even on his own accord, regardless of how much or how little netflix is on his ass. like i think the online attacks were also starting to affect his sister (girl has said nothing as far as i know) because well, the internet is deranged like that. and it might be compromising his safety from what I saw on twitter. like if the doxxing, and finding phone numbers and everything is true. so yeah. a combination of factors probably resulted in all that.

[that-thing-that-feeling]

them saying “Jonathan was the hardest part to cast” like yeah we can tell since they didnt know what to do with all that for more than one season

expanded the search to outside of the country to really find the right guy and then shortchange the character anyway, yeah that’s great thanks

id love to be optimistic for s5, but im at a point where i feel comfortable betting that man’s probably gonna be an inch tall on the official poster, if he’s lucky

Yeah to me that’s always said they meant him to be an impt character (as s1 suggests), and then they just didn’t gaf about him after and it just sucks and makes no sense

[furinafontaine]

Verlaine would be a Sunday apologist & Robin’s biggest fan (E6 S5 spends literally every hour improving her build. does not gaf abt anyone else)

[casses-trenchcoat]

I just started s9 of spn and holy FUCK i mean on s5 i was like "wow... This is kinda gay..." And now its like??? BLATANT YAOI ATP LIKE HE FR GRABBED CAS' FACE AND WAS ON THE BRINK OF TEARS AND DIDN'T GAF THAT HIS BROTHER WAS PASSING OUT RIGHT NEXT TO HIM HELPPP ME. WJAT

[bipolbur]

okay im going to ramble about this au under the cut amalia DO NOT READ it’s buffy spoilers

like okay. so this is my tommy as the key, wilbur as the slayer au. and in this, years prior dream pulled an exile at the uhh that fucking construction site that they go to at the end of s5 where glory is building her thang. like he and tommy basically lived there for a while, tommy against his will, dream coming and going as he pleased. and tommy climbed to the top of the tower and almost killed himself but ended up not, he ended up saving himself etc etc and dream went to prison.

well, dream is out of prison now bc XD broke them out and he runs into tommy, pretending it was an accident, and this leads to tommy figuring out For Certain he’s the key (he was having confusion/suspicion bc of how fucking weird wilbur was acting) bc he and dream talk for a minute and tommy hints at stuff and XD comes out and is like YOOO WAIT THE KEY? I LOVE THAT GUY. and tommy ends up running off to the tower bc he’s kind of flipping shit and he’s so pissed and he doesn’t know if he’s real and everything is SHIT and STRANGE and he’s on the edge wondering what the hell to do because did it even happen? did dream even really hurt him? would he even really die if he fell?

enter wilbur, who is obviously like HI HELLO WHAT THE FUCK. bc tommy is like not really threatening to kill himself but giving off VERY CONCERNING vibes next to the place he almost killed himself a few years prior. and im not gonna have tommy cut himself like dawn did, nor am i going to have wilbur, just bc i think crimeboys are at their best when it’s like. who gaf if they’re blood related, they’re brothers. like they are in this au bc they made tommy out of wilbur, but like WHO GAF. wilbur sure doesn’t, tommy’s his brother either way.

and anyway, tommy’s like Did dream even hurt me when did i even start to REALLY be was the world more real before me or after and wilbur’s like WHO CARE. LITERALLY WHO CARE. kind of a role reversal but swagever, wilbur also tried to kill himself and had to be talked down by tommy when wilbur was in highschool. he literally cannot comprehend a world it wasn’t tommy who talked him down. im just brainrotting about that rn lalala

none of you know this au or the context but just know im killing myself over crimeboys rn