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[gallabitch73]

Galladrabbles: Shakespeare

What a great prompt, @flamingbluepanda! Long live @galladrabbles!

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“Why can’t we ever do things like normal people do?” Ian asked Mickey as they sat on the couch.

“Just what the fuck do ‘normal’ people do that we don’t?” Mickey countered.

“They go places. Like to museums, poetry readings and stuff.”

“Are you kiddin’? Poetry?”

“Yes. Romantic stuff, you know?”

“Okay Tough Guy, How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.”

“Browning? You know Browning Mick?”

“I know a lot. Especially about the many ways we’re gonna bang tonight.”

“A lover’s ear will hear the lowest sound, Mick. THAT’S Shakespeare. I can’t wait to hear you moan.”

[swiftfootedachilles]

The interpretation of Mickey's general confusion during season 11 about anything and everything domestic as his autistic ass not knowing how domestic life works is so valid and correct holy shit

literally mickey so SO autistic in season 11 specifically. i know the writers didnt intend for it to be that way, but its just so obvious to me that all his hangups related to the marriage, moving, etc. was because of his autism

[sluttymickey]

Omg drish I haven't talked to you in forever hiiii consider: mickeys obsession with Ian's beautiful gorgeous stunning freckled shoulders

Hi hiii, how are you!!?? Hope you're having a good day 💗💗

I am THINKING thoughts!! I'm thinking about early seasons being 😳 when summer comes and Ian's freckles start showing up more and he CANNOT. He's to resist so bad from reaching out and touching and kissing them but he allows himself a lot of staring when he thinks Ian isn't looking and maybe just maybe he tries to secretly sketch them

But now he's married to him and he can be as obsessed w Ian's freckles as he wants and he kisses and kisses them and maybe names some of them and maybe drunk mickey spends 20 mins telling Ian how he is a freckly alien looking motherfucker *smooch smooch*

[gallavich-headcanon]

Hey lovely!!! I had a dream last night where Fiona finds out about 3x666 and is like "oh HELL no" and brings Mickey to the Gallagher house and Mickey becomes sorta dad-ish!! Like, he finds himself settling in to a routine and when he gives her money Fiona's like "cool but consider: you go back and finish high school"

Mickey moves into the attic w/Ian and Terry isn't allowed to touch him not as long as Fiona's around like HELL is anyone else getting abused under her watch she is tired and ANGRY.

ALICIA I SWEAR TO GOD 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

Okay first of all what a great fucking dream! I rarely remember mine, so I am extremally happy your imagination gifted us this beautiful AU!

I am a sucker for a MamaBear!Fiona ™️ moments as much as the next person, but her getting protective over Mickey??? I am floored. Also I bet Mickey would be so protective over the younger Gallaghers from the moment he moves in.

How did she find out? Did she over hear I&M talking about it? Did Ian tell her?

Can you imagine- he's helping her with budgeting and clearing up their finances and she can see how crazy good at math he is. And she realizes that if he's this smart without going to class, his potential is huge.

Maybe he doesn't want to go back to high school (I mean, he hasn't passed a single class so he'd be a freshman) so they make a deal that he's going to get his GED and go to some community college classes? Or maybe being in school with Ian sounds fun... (think about all the hook up possibilities)

Oh my god, Ian and Mickey getting to have their domestic sweet teenage relationship in a safe and loving home. It makes me heart warm.

What do you think the conversation between Ian and Mickey was like? How do they organize their new bedroom? How do they explain it to Carl and Debbie? Does Ian convince Mickey to go back to high school with him? Who helps him catch up on the material? Ian? Lip?

[vintagelacerosette]

mYNNNNNNNN OMG HIIIIIIII I HAVENT TALKED TO YOU IN FOREVERRRRR OH MY GODDSSHSHSHSHSHSHS HI (consider: mickey being FIXATED on Ian's shoulders)

CAAAAM CAMERON CAAAAAM!!! HI HI SWEETNESS !!! I'M CONSIDERING & I ADORE MICKEY FIXATED IN IAN'S SHOULDERS!!!!

Mickey's husband's built like a unit & he loooooves to climb & cling on his Ian. Mickey likes to bite Ian's shoulders, too. During intense sex Mickey can't reach Ian's lips to kiss & also went they're just chilling. Mickey's comfy in Ian's lap snug in the corner of Ian's chin & he'll just nom on his shoulder for comfort 🥰

[heymacy]

Macy!!! Do you have the word Fire in any of your WIPs? (Can be contained within firecrotch as well lmao)

cameron hello hellooooo! "fire" appears twice in "Order Up" part two - here's a teeny tiny snippet of one of those times!

They’re kissing. It’s heavy and slow. Tongues tangle and hands search and Ian’s skin is on fire.

hmmm, i wonder what they could be doing? 😈

[flashhwing]

🔥 + Veth Brenatto

The whole "I'm a stranger in my body my entire character arc is about transformation and reclaiming the body that reflects who i am" trans narrative is NOT enough to make up for the way her character premise leans into antisemitic stereotypes for goblins

send me a 🔥 + topic for an unpopular opinion

[heymrspatel]

Julissa I will come to wherever you are and I will snuggle u so good and play with ur hair I am big and soft and make a fantastic pillow

aww alicia, you’re so nice! a little snuggle sounds like the best right now 🥹

[iant0jones]

Ianto is unhinged. OR Jonathan harker. He's a lil unhinged too.

Already did Ianto earlier, and…….here’s the thing. Jonathan is not really the blorbo from my emails like so many other people on this website, because I read Dracula first when I was like 13, so I’m not really that attached to him compared to other Dracula characters? So the best I can give you is

[regina-del-cielo]

Hi! We haven't talked in forever, I hope you're well!!!

Omg hi! So glad to hear from you!

I'm well, thank you! I know we're not interacting much, but I'm glad you're still on my dash! ❤

[captain-grammar]

🐭

...Well, I do have a fondness for cheese!

[milkmaidovich]

Cheeks for the wip game

Ooooh fun! Thanks!

For some context: From a still-vague-ish AU in which the Milkoviches are more of an Officail Crime Family type of situation, and when Ian left after the Mickey's wedding to Svetlana, he stayed gone for a while.

Her face lights with what he's certain is faked-remembrance. “You are unsubtle. Like gun. Typical American," and her voice is a harsh scoff, all disdain and disapproval.

His cheeks heat with embarrassment. He really thought he'd been low key with his questions, asking around casually at the state of things. The second his feet hit South Side pavement, he'd heard that the official leadership of the Milkovich Famiky had passed from Terry (rest in pieces, you absolute fucking shitbag, Ian thinks) to the only one of his son's who'd ever been worth a damn.

Mickey.

[swiftfootedachilles]

*vibrating intensely* hi please tell me your autistic Mickey headcanons I'm collecting them

ohhhh i have so many thoughts

ive already talked about this ad nauseum previously but i always have time to discuss my favorites autist

his hatred of sleeves is totally an autistic thing. he just hates sleeves, specifically anything thats not long sleeved or sleeveless

he seems to prefer warm weather. he bundles up sooo much in the winter and he talks about moving back to mexico in s11. he would rather go back to prison than move any more north than chicago

i am once again mentioning that compulsory heterosexuality is absolutely part of mickeys masking. he seems to not gaf about masking about a lot of "typical" autistic things like not understanding social cues/rules or lacking conversation skills. a lot of his masking is more survival based like seeming straight and masculine and tough

^ which makes sense that when he starts unmasking, he likes patterned/hawaiian shirts :') he loves how visually simulating they are and he can tolerate the sleeves bc the fabric is very breathable and light

he really likes loud sounds specifically loud music and ambient/outside sounds like the ones he looks up in s11 to help him fall asleep :) he seems like the kinda person who can only do one thing as once, ie cant listen to music and play video games at the same time. when he does something he has to Devote Himself To It. if hes listen to music thats what hes doing. hes gonna sit there with his giant ass headphones on and stim or just cover his eyes and focus on the lyrics. hes s natural loud talker. he could yell over a jet engine if he wanted to. altho he doesnt like people raising his voice at him for obvious reasons. he cant stand pure silence it makes his skin crawl. ian loves his peace and quiet so mickey often throws on his headphones for parallel play. ian cooks or reads his book in quiet and mickey listens to deftones or doomscrolls on tiktok. parallel play becomes a huuuuge part of their bonding as a married couple :)

when he gets overwhelmed he completely shuts everything out. he acts like a cornered animal and lashes out at anything even if someone is trying to help. he needs space until he calms down or he'll have a meltdown and start throwing/breaking things or causing physical harm. sometimes he becomes too overwhelmed too quickly and completely skips the "shutting everyone out" stage and go straight to getting physical

he stims a lot by hitting or throwing stuff so ian trains him to use soft things like pillows and plushies (he absolutely has a plushie collection) when stimming. i think he also hits himself on the head sometimes. :( (totally not projecting) but be mainly sticks to his regular stims like messing with his eyebrows, chewing his nails, and biting his lip. he has an oral fixation! ian gets him a chew necklace. he likes singing and dancing with ian tho hed never admit it. he likes flapping his hands and jumping but hes still too embarrassed to ever do them. he unconsciously sways and rocks, especially if hes in the same spot for a long time

ian absolutely buys mickeys most of his sensory/stimming shit. lights, weighted blanket, spinner ring, chew jewelry, peelable clear nail polish, bike chain (which we see mickey has on his bedside table in s5 so i 1000% believe this was his first stim toy!!!) toy, tangles, different types of plushies (squishmallow, squishables, jellycat, reversible octopus (mickeys fav they both have at least one for every possible emotion), plushie dreadfuls, palm pals, different shapes and textured fabrics.) ian often steals a lot of these plushies; they are their first children. after they move back to the southside and are doing some work on their house, ian notices mickey still needs the catharsis of breaking shit, so sometimes they go on dates to the junkyard with baseball bats and destroy shit together

mickey literally cant be in the same room with ian when he eats his eggs with ketchup. the concept itself is so gross he cant tolerate it

hes very sensory seeking, again partly because of his oral fixation. he likes spicy food and LOVES sour food. obviously he loves candy and junk food. they have lamps, other small lights, and color changing led lights all over their home. eventually they both fall into a routine of communicating nonverbally using different colors of lights

mickey isnt great at communicating verbally tho he tries. sometimes he just cant, its too overwhelming and he cant think of the words to properly express himself. hes much better at conveying his thoughts thru physical means. this is part autism, part learned during childhood

he learned literally everything he knows about society thru movies. he uses a lot of old slang and makes niche references. he refuses to explain any of them to ian

sometimes he goes nonverbal and he texts only using (sometimes too many) emojis and reaction images that nobody gets except him

most people think hes weird and dont get his sense of humor but ian thinks hes the funniest person on the planet! they often make references to inside jokes in front of other people and it annoys the shit out of everyone

ok i have to stop now or im gonna go on forever thank you for the ask

[gallavich-headcanon]

Hi babes, do you think Mickey likes to read? Everyone seems to be either in the mickey reads tons camp or the mickey doesn't find it interesting camp and I'm interested in your opinion.

Personally I think he never actually got the chance to really sit down with a good book? I also think he probably prefers audiobooks bc he can do something with his hands. Mickey starts out listening to murder mysteries and transitions into classic literature. He is shocked to find he enjoys George Orwell and the picture of Dorian grey makes him fucking cry.

Alicia my love! hey hey how are you?

Okay so I think I've said it a couple times already but I believe Mickey is dyslexic to some level. And we know he dropped out very early in high school and I think that's partial why he did. (Canonically, he is heavily coded with dyslexia if you ask me)

It's not that he's unable to read but I think it takes a lot of energy out of him, and Mickey doesn't like not being good at something. So I think he used to stick to light reading when he was young.

I think everything changed in prison, the second time, with Ian. I think Ian likes reading and did a lot of reading in prison. (he has books in his side of their cell)

My headcanon is that Ian started reading to Mickey. Sometimes really deep / complicated books that Mickey even had to explain to Ian as they went through it. I guess it started out of boredom and liking Ian's voice, but Mickey got really into it. He finally 'read' so many books he only heard of. I suspect they had a harry potter binge at one point.

Once they got out, life got busier and Ian doesn't read to him as often. But then- Mickey discovered audio books and podcasts. That was a huge moment for him. He could finally really enjoy books that he likes.

Like you said, he probably prefers audiobooks bc he can do something with his hands. He can do whatever he wants and still listen. He can drive and listen, calculated shit for the business and listen, wait for Ian outside the supermarket and listen.

Mickey starts out listening to murder mysteries -> I'm with you on that! Even though I think sometimes he's think about it too much out of the criminal perspective, like, "oh, what a dumbass! who runs someone over and doesn't check for hair behind the grill? what is this criminal 13 years old?" but he's also very good at piecing together the foreshadowing clues. I can see him enjoying John le Carre books...

and transitions into classic literature. -> Hmmm interesting. I don't know if I'm totally sold on that one. I feel like Mickey would prefer something quick paced, that he can related to, that he 'believes'. I kinda see him reject anything that sounds "too old timey", you know?

I can kinda see him discovering gay young adult books, just for fun. Maybe those are the ones Ian reads to him, and they kinda think about themselves in that book, like an alternative universe for them, if that makes sense.

But yeah, in general he would probably listen to modern (from the last 50 years?) but deep books in my opinion.

[vintagelacerosette]

Ily myn!!!

CAM YOU THE SWEETEST HEART I LOVE YOUUU 😍🥰😘🩷🩷🩷

[ian-galagher]

Hi!!! I love you!!!

I love YOU 😭🥹🥰🧡