#g o o d n i g h t

[hoshinasblade]

i dont know where this thought came from but hoshina is definitely the type to use his own cum as lube during the absolute fuckfest you guys have during his days off work

[kingkatsuki]

When he’s fucking you and shifts position to bend a leg so he can plant his foot on the bed and fuck you harder >>>>>

[izucrew-bakusquad]

Aizawa: what kind of child breaks his bones with no remorse.

All Might: the best kind

[meaningtotellyou]

also i need taylor to know we’re never going to leave her no matter where anything goes from here. it’s her and it’s us, just like she said.

[kingkatsuki]

Btw Bakugou thinks the rabbit is you, but really he’s the rabbit. He just needs someone to look after him😭😭😭

[fluffbyday-smutbynight]

… I believe - said Talete - that someone’s death never depends on an illness or syndrome, as you may call it. Illnesses are, if you will, tricks by which the Supreme Conductor conceals the true mechanism of life and death, namely: the Individual Vital Bonus.

If you allow me, esteemed colleagues, I’ll explain the “Bonus theory”, drafted by Cornelius Noon during his Third Asylum Phase and then expanded and perfected by me. This theory holds that every living being is given, prior to his birth, a Bonus of life activities which will walk with him on his earthly journey.

To give an example, the Bonus includes:

three hundred thousand beers

one million seventeen thousand sneezes

thirty trips abroad

the opportunity to say the word “well” six hundred sixteen thousand times

six hundred twenty-three foot-baths

one million ice creams

three great romances

nine bicycles

six hundred and two swims in the sea

sixty liters of tears

forty-six kilometers of spaghetti

three hundred seventy thousand typos

forty thousand crosswords

three swerves off the road at the speed of 120km/h

three thousand hours of poker playing

ten million seven thousand cigarettes, cigars or pipe puffs

sixteen big disappointments… And so on for a total of about 10¹⁴ entries.

- And how did you calculate the figure? - asked Siliconi.

- I said “about”. So let’s say that Random Guy is found dead because of a collapse, heart attack, stroke. The doctor will be positive: it’s been the neglected heart, the cigarettes, the cholesterol. Far from it! He could have continued smoking and eating: the fault lies in exceeding the Bonus! The collapse was only the murder weapon, as a car accident could have been, or being mauled by a tiger, or a flower vase falling from the eight floor. Random Guy died, I repeat, because just before his death he ate his thousand and first ice cream, or said "well" one too many times, or cried one more tear than he was allowed to. Of course, there are those who are born particularly unfortunate: if someone has a single sneeze or a single liter of milk as a Bonus, he won’t need to have three hundred thousand fucks available. The poor fellow will sneeze or suckle and he’ll be found stiff in the crib. An abundant bonus, here is true health!

- But how can you know what your Bonus is? - Satagius asked.

- You can't, that's the point!

- "Elianto", Stefano Benni

[tar-mairons]

if they get stuck in this chamber they won't even die bc jester and caduceus can make food and water forever im

[kaikaykoa]

I just realized how it’s 10pm and that’s why my body is suffering, my everything hurts, and all my gadgets are at 16%

[quantum-pill]

I s h a l l t a k e m y l e a v e .

[anticoffeebeans]

Falling asleep before 3am for once 👍🏼

[ryoseirui]

uh hey whatever you do dont think about eiji singing sarishinohara to ash just dont do it man i broke myself

“i’ll always be here for you”

[dreemurr-skelememer]

last post for now goodnight

[plutonianbees]

it’s 2 a.m and i’ve cried over nick carroway and jay gatsby TWICE this evening

[kaikaykoa]

Eyy

Finally got the DLC for nnk2 and lemme tell you how much I love Nerea.

Heck, you wouldn't know how much I said it, I just-- khsjskd

also what she said confirmed my headcanon that Leander can speak Higgeldy wahaha

also heck Mausinger,

well, I got to beat him on my second try bc I equipped this fire Higgeldy that can summon a safe-spot where I'm basically invisible from him for less than a minute.

It was fun, now to beat up Zeta's ass

tomorrow

[dragonsarrow]

ok i just saw be/ndy and the ink machine sc/at p/o/rn so i think its time to take a break for tonight

[cha-eunwoow]

Okay I’m gonna go to bed because I’m seeing more mullet edits on my dash