#fyodor as a raccoon?

[ssaraexposs]

They're so tiny and fluffy please 🙏 😭

[menheramar]

bungou stray raccoons (ft. ango, karl, dazai, fyodor, poe, ranpo, and asagiri himself)

[wizardfrog69]

'•.¸♡ First kiss ♡¸.•'

Fluff

Masterlist

Enjoy!

Feat. Fukuzawa, Yosano, Atsushi, Kunikida, Ranpo, Chuuya, Kouyou, Arthur, Akutagawa, Gin, Ango, Poe, Karl, Lovecraft, Mark, Hawthrone, Fyodor, Nikolai, Sigma, Jōno, Tetchō, Natsume

Yukichi Fukuzawa:

He definitely had his first kiss before, maybe in his twenties.

He wanted to save his first kiss for someone who would want to be with him forever, but they unfortunately left him.

He would kiss someone after at least a couple of weeks of being together. He prefers to know whether that person wants to marry him or not.

Your first kiss was at his office when you were doing overtime, and you wanted to keep him company.

He's okay at kissing.

Akiko Yosano:

She had her first kiss when she was young, in her teenage years.

Your first kiss was either when you two were on a coffee date or when she was taking care of you (and you weren't under the influence of any medication)

Also she's a very good kisser.

Atsushi Nakajima:

He never had his first kiss and is really nervous to kiss someone.

The first time you kissed he was sweating a lot.

His lips were soft.

Your first time kissing was when you were sitting on a bench or on a wall watching the sunset. (You asked, obviously)

Doppo Kunikida:

He never kissed someone and also wants to wait to kiss someone.

He wants to be with his ideal partner and kiss them I'm the ideal way (just a peck on the cheek or something)

Your first kiss was when he was saying goodbye to you by your door, and he kisses you on the cheek.

Cheek kisses count as proper kisses for him.

Ranpo Edogawa:

He had his first kiss in his early twenties/late teens.

The first time you kissed you were cuddling together.

He tastes very sweet and sometimes he's chewing on sweets while kissing you.

Chuuya Nakahara:

He didn't have his first kiss yet.

You two kissed after a mission you had together.

He tastes like expensive wine and cigarettes.

Kōyō Ozaki:

She never kissed anyone before.

When you first kissed, she was a but surprised that she liked it so much and wanted to kiss you more.

She has really soft lips and she smells like flowers.

Arthur Rimbaud:

Hes just cold.

He did kiss some people in France, and he didn't meet anyone while outside of France.

The first time you kissed was by a fire.

His lips were really cold.

Ryūnosuke Akutagawa:

He's not kissing anyone, ever.

Gin Akutagawa:

She didn't kiss anyone before.

The first time you kissed she was a bit shy but got comfortable quickly.

Sakunosuke Oda:

He's dead sorry 😞

Ango Sakaguchi:

He's too busy for relationships.

But when he found you he couldn't keep himself away.

You first kissed in his office.

Despite never kissing anyone he was surprisingly not bad.

Edgar Allan Poe:

He had his first kiss before, but he was really shy, and he only kissed someone once before.

The first time you kissed him, he froze from shock, and he was just so nervous.

His lips are a bit cracked.

When he got less nervous, he would kiss you back, but he was way too shy to wrap his arms around you.

If karl saw him, he would cry.

Karl:

Karl deserves a little kiss on his cute little forehead.

He gets plenty of them from Poe, but you are gonna give him one aswell cuz he's so adorable.

Howard Lovecraft:

He never kissed someone before.

When you kissed him, his lips were surprisingly cold.

He isn't the worst or the best kisser in the world. He's okay

Mark Twain:

He had like 3 girlfriends in high school, of course he kissed someone before.

He's really good at kissing (he had plenty of practice)

The first time you kissed was he got you ice cream.

Nathaniel Hawthrone:

He never kissed anyone and isn't planning on kissing.

Fyodor Dostoevsky:

He never kissed anyone before and he never really planned on kissing someone.

When you first kissed him, it was a simple peck on the lips, but to Fyodor, it was very special. He never dared to say anything about it, though.

His lips are cracked and dry.

Nikolai Gogol:

He has definitely kissed someone before.

He's a good kisser and very touchy, especially while kissing.

The first time you kissed was in a hallway, his hands were moving all over your body.

He tastes like cotton candy and pastries.

Sigma:

He never kissed anyone.

He was really shy when you first kissed.

You kissed at/after a café or coffee shop, so he tasted like coffee. Or, while at a garden, he tasted like cookies and tea. It was just a small peck on the lips, but it was still really nice, especially because his lips were so nice and soft.

Saigiku Jōno:

He had kissed before but not a lot, like 1 or two people.

He is a good kisser but he doesn't kiss you often.

Also, he likes touching you while kissing you as well.

Tetchō Suehiro:

He never kissed anyone before.

When you first kissed, he tasted like the weirdest mix of flavours ever.

Sōseki Natsume:

Kitty meow meow =^..^= :)

He gets kisses on his forehead when he's a kitty from me.

I love cats <3

༺♡༻ 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 ⋆ 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 ༺♡༻

I wrote everything in one go! Hurray! Now I'm tired from thinking.

Have a wonderful day/night and enjoy the day or evening.

-love. Az

[leechkiss]

karl's biggest fan

[jaxyza]

*turns the bsd cast into funny animal cartoons*

Part 1/? I guess ehehehe

[hyacinth-venom]

Fyodor being a hoodie and eyeliner kid makes sense in my head and is also incredibly funny to me. Please understand. Ignore the laziness of the sketch I needed to get my point across.

Because if it was a style when he was growing up. He would've. He gives off that energy to me.

[Inspired by some asks from @askthedoa that I saw the other day]

[pumpkin321xxx]

BORED CLOWN

I had no wifi for a few days, on the verge of losing my sanity so I wrote this to cope with the broken router</3

"Say, Dos-Kun! I'm bored af!!" Whined the clown who sluggishly waved his left hand with his head resting on the table.

The said man raised his eyes off the book and looked over to his bored partner with a sigh. "I assign you a mission to kidnap a kid and play around with them until your boredom is cured. Now let me read in peace." Nikolai's eyes widened along with his whole demeanor changing up with the mention of that strange mission. Proccessing whatever Fyodor said for a moment, he gave away a nod with a look of skepticism and lifted up the end of his coat to disappear away to his mission in search of a playmate. "A small kid would be a pain in the ass…" Nikolai muttered as he was looking at the playground filled with little children who would most likely run away. And he knows for sure they have demands that can be quite annoying to deal with, not to forget the tantrums of those spawns of demons. "Teenagers… NO GROSS!" He immediately shook off the idea of dealing with one just because they have a worse attitude than any kid. They are mature, yes, but they are quite rebellious and won't listen to sane adults, let alone some clown who would probably get laughed at. And he can't risk to scare them off with knives and guns simply because it's the easiest way to put someone under control and they are boring too with time using that technique.

"Young adults might be fine… No! They think they know better than me just because they're growing into an adult!" And for the first time, he took something seriously just because he didn't want any annoying human to kill off the mood and splatter the room in red. He let out a frustrated growl before he was shaken off from what he was doing when he heard some rattling from the trash can. Nikolai stepped closer to the can and took a peek inside to see a raccoon looking through the trash. There was some suspicious white powder and the hungry raccoon licked it all without a second thought.

Nikolai stared at it intently as the time passed by. A few minutes later, the raccoon acted… bizarre… He can't believe he's assuming this but the raccoon was most likely high on steroids, he confirmed it with the scent it was emitting from the can. Staring at the high on steroids raccoon for another hot minute, a sinister smile began to stretch on his face with the amazing idea filling up his head.

"RANPO-KUN!!! RANPO-KUN!! KARL MY BUDDY IS MISSING!!" Panicked Poe barged into the office of Detective Agency. It was… empty…

"THEY TOOK OVER THE ADA!! WHO WILL BE MY BEST RIVAL?! WILL I EVER FIND A RIVAL LIKE RANPO-KUN?!!" A slap at Poe's head shut him up and before he could turn to see who it was, he was snatched into the dark.

Poe's vision adjusted through the dark atmosphere. He slowly looked around only to see the raccoons.. all around…

"BREAKING NEWS!! The raccoons in the peaceful city of Yokohama have gone berserk. Rumors stated that they might be high on steroids."

Sigma narrowed his eyes upon hearing the news and sighed when he realized what happened.

"Why.. raccoons" "Why not?!" Nikolai beamed in reply to Fyodor's question. "You have nikolaid this shit... I guess a clown and boredom is the worst of the combinations God himself has to forbid.." Fyodor sighed again as the raccoon snatched the Ushanka hat from his head and shredded it.

SN: Don't mind the shitty font cuz I lack experience and it's my first time posting a one-shot here-

[elizais]

when you know, you know.

when they realise just how much they love you ft: nikolai, bram, poe part 1 here content/warnings: mentions of murder (poe's ability), shortttt, i tried to keep it as a gn reader but i might have slipped up at points. i wrote bram without the sword and in current day bcs i was struggling dudesss i think this is my first time trying to write for bram and poe so please take these with a pinch of salt but the lovely person who requested it was so polite i couldn't pass it up <3

nikolai was.. lively to say the least. i mean, just having a partner would be (in his eyes) something tying him down. but, for you? being with you would comply with him wanting to be free. you granted him freedom from all of the negative thoughts that could plague him.

walking down the high-street with you, hand in hand as he pondered all of these ideas. the both of you were strolling towards a cafe that kolya had begged to go to for its "famous pirozhki".

he was not in his usual attire today, wearing a simple blue turtleneck sweater and jeans that fit him loosely. you had to admit, he looked close to incredible when you contrasted it to his usual wear. even though his outfit was different, his personality did not falter in the slightest.

swinging your arms forwards and backwards quickly as you walked, he giggled at whatever joke he was thinking of. turning towards him, you smiled. "kolya?" you poked his upper arm for his attention. "what type of bird is that?" you asked, glancing at a small bird hopping through tree branches. as he looked over, it flew away.

his braid fell over his shoulder, laying softly as he considered making a witty joke. the truth of what he was thinking was of how much he adored you, how you pointed out birdies, watched comedy shows with him, tried your best to cook his favourite meals, put up with him using his ability to scare you..

he thought back to earlier, you had brushed his hair into the usual neat braid as he spoke about what tricks he was going to pull on sigma and fyodor too. he laughed as you frowned, claiming "leave sigma alone, he has a casino to take care of, babysitting you is my job."

bram was, aside from being a vampire and that, perfect. his personality was complex, but you often joked that it wittled down to him just wanting to sleep.

today, you were both sat on the sofa as he spoke about aya. you were brushing through his hair. "she was telling me about some artists, i think she meant composers." he explained, going on about music as you giggled. his hair was showing some curls towards the ends that you were entertaining yourself with.

he was kneeling in front of you so that you could face his back and toy with his hair.

"what is amusing?" he asked politely, refraining from turning around incase he messed up the braid you insisted so stubbornly on putting in his hair. you pulled the long braid onto his shoulder and he saw how you had refined the hair past the bobble into a sweet curl.

he smiled softly as you spoke, "what genre do you want to listen to? does aya have any recommendations?" you teased and he let out a soft chuckle. cherishing these sweeter, saccharine moments were as good at keeping him alive as his ability was.

he put up with the garlic jokes, playing dumb vampire films on tv (he really does love hotel transylvania!), the teasing.. all because he loves you !!

poe was like a breath of fresh air to be around. there was never a need to be loud or extroverted with him. and those were just bonuses on top of getting to hang out with a raccoon all of the time. you were currently in another room trying to trim karl's nails.

key word: trying

ed was in the study, writing another novel. whether it's for ranpo or not? who knows. karl wasn't putting up a fight but more so.. wriggling around. any sane person would have given up by now but with the amount of time this raccoon spends around your shoulders? zero chance.

once you finally finished, you swooped karl into your arms and carried him back to edgar. "ed? have you eaten or drank water recently?" you asked, setting down karl and walking over to him as he closed the book before him. he nodded as he looked up to you from his armchair.

"yes, and i have finished it!" he exclaimed, you furrowed your brows in confusion. "finished what, love?" he presented you the book proudly. "it's just like the film we watched a few weeks ago. you said you wanted to live in that manor house, no?" and that's when it clicked for you.

he carried on, "when you want to go, all the characters will be there! i had to add in another to die but other than that? it's the same!" he excitedly explained. tracing over the clothbound cover with your name on the front, he added one more thing. "oh! and to figure it out in one of the office desk drawers it will let you know what happened."

you smiled at that, he didn't want you to struggle. unfortunately, his ability was only murder mystery related so he couldn't write a book about a sunshine land where nothing went wrong. yet he tried his best, for you!

[taking-a-cupcake]

fem!fyodor x fem!reader x fem!dazai

content warnings: smut/nsfw, wlw, sex toys, fingering, degradation, praising, they put makeup on you only for it to get ruined idk, tit play, i think thats all

You lay on the bed, your body trembling as Dazai and Fyodor crawled up next to you. They were both stunningly beautiful indeed.

Dazai leaned down and kissed your lips softly, her hands gently caressing your body as she whispered in your ear, 'We're going to make you feel so good, my dear. Just let go and enjoy it.' Fyodor's fingers trailed down your stomach, teasingly brushing against your inner thighs before plunging into your dripping wet core. Your back arched as she started to move her fingers inside you, hitting all the right spots.

As Fyodor continued to pleasure you with her fingers, Dazai reached over and grabbed a silicone toy from the nightstand. She showed it to you with a wicked smile before slowly pushing it inside you. The sensation was overwhelming, and you couldn't help but moan loudly. But Dazai wasn't satisfied with just one toy, she grabbed another and started to use it on you as well, controlling both of them to bring you to the edge of pleasure.

'You're doing so well, dear,' Fyodor whispered as she continued to work her magic on you with her fingers. 'But you know what would make it even better? If we denied you the pleasure you so desperately crave.' She removed her fingers suddenly, leaving you aching and frustrated. You whimpered, but Dazai had her own plans in mind.

She positioned herself between your legs and started to overstimulate you with the toys, the vibrations sending waves of pleasure through your entire body. You writhed and moaned, unable to take any more, but they were relentless. Just when you thought you couldn't take it anymore, they stopped and Dazai climbed back up to your face, her lips brushing against yours.

'Look at you, all wet and desperate,' Dazai whispered, her voice dripping with arousal. 'You're such a good little slut, aren't you?' You nodded, your body still trembling from the intense pleasure. Fyodor cupped your breasts, teasing your nipples with her fingers as Dazai continued to praise you.

But they weren't done yet. Dazai reached over and picked up a makeup bag, pulling out a tube of bright red lipstick and a tube of black mascara. 'You know what would make you look even prettier?' she asked with a mischievous glint in her eye. 'Some makeup.' She applied the lipstick on your lips, smearing it messily around your mouth before doing the same with the mascara, leaving you with raccoon eyes.

Fyodor couldn't resist a laugh at the sight, but Dazai silenced her with a kiss before picking up a strap-on. She slipped it on and positioned herself between your legs, her eyes locked on yours. 'Do you want me to fuck you?' she asked, her voice low and husky. You nodded eagerly and she thrust into you, setting a quick pace.

As Dazai fucked you with the strap-on, Fyodor continued to tease and play with your breasts, occasionally leaning in to lick and bite at your nipples. The combination drove you wild with pleasure, and you couldn't hold back any longer. You begged for release, but they kept pushing it, denying you until finally,

you reached your climax, your body shook with the intensity of it

…

im in writers block so i’m posting 3 things after not writing☹️

[student-in-nightraven]

Catblocked

Bsd x gn reader

Characters: Nikolai, Fyodor, Poe, chuuya

Genre: fluff, crack

Nikolai Gogol

Nikolai just came back from a tiring mission and was eager to cuddle up to you to let the stress out, when he saw you he got excited and start sprinting to you, just before he could get to you your cat jumped Infront and started hissing, it's fur standing on its tips, this stopped Gogol in his tracks, like the cartoony thing they do to stop themselves from running, he looked down to your cat with wide and deadly eyes, you started to feel chills run down your spine "Um..kolya? Are you okay?" You asked nervously, moving closer to him slowly and nudging his shoulder, he whipped his head up at you and smiled "Dorogaya(dear) have you thought about getting a pet dove instead?" You sighed and took his hand dragging him back to your bedroom to cuddle up to him, he was still eyeing your cat, he'd never hurt it of course, he loves you too much to hurt you like that! Doesn't mean he won't terrorise the cat tho, be careful around this clown.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

It was rare for Fyodor to be affectionate, one of those rare days was today, it was a rainy evening, Fyodor had just finished his work and decided he'd coddle you for a while, it's been quite a while since you spent time together. He got up from his chair and went out to look for you, he found you in the living room on your phone, he sat down next to you and kissed the crown of your head "How are you my dear?" He asked while petting your head, you smiled "I'm good, you?" "I'm okay" he tilted your chin up smiling and started to lean in when all of a sudden a cat jumped on his head, causing him to grunt audibly, he quickly pulled back eyes shut tightly and grabbed the cat by it's scurf looking at it dead in the eye, he let go of it and the cat plopped down on the floor, hissing at Fyodor, you tried your best to contain your laughter but Fyodor still heard you, turning his head back to you while glaring, causing your laughing to stop immediately, he closed his eyes tilted his head up a bit and left "Wait WAIT FEDYA I'M SORRY COME BACK PLEASE" you yelled after him but he had left to go to the kitchen he was making tea, he made none for you you don't deserve it for laughing at him also he hates your cat now, congrats 👏

Edgar Allan Poe

You and Poe both loved animals, he had a cute raccoon you had a cat, most of the times those 2 animals get along so you didn't worry about that, Poe was writing something new you put a trey of food down next to him on the desk, he looked up at you and smiled sheepishly "Thank you my love" he took your hand and kissed it, pulling you in his lap and holding you gently as if you were made from glass, you giggled and nuzzled closer to him he pulled back enough to see your face, caressing your cheek with his thumb, he kissed your cheek and as he was about to move to kiss your lips a loud hiss could be heard which caused Poe to Yelp and pull back immediately, both of you turned your heads to the direction of the sound and you could see your cat hissing at Karl swiping it's paws at him, Karl was holding on the cats tail for his life, you got off Poe's lap and he stood up, you took your cat and he took his raccoon, "Karl! Why were you holding (cats name)'s tail! That's painful" he scolded Karl "*cat name* you're no better, you don't swipe at Karl he's your friend!" Once you settled your pets down you held your cat to your chest and Poe kept Karl on his shoulder , turns out your cat wanted to jump on Poe to "protect" you from him and Karl didn't want the cat to scratch Poe so tried holding the cat back, the cat wants y'all to part but Karl is the glue💪 maybe you'll get your cat to warm up to Poe one day.

Chuuya Nakahara

You and chuuya were having a nice romantical dinner to celebrate your anniversary, he set up the table and cooked food for you, in return you bought him fine wine, there was one of those old fashioned candles on the table, some rose petals here and there, basically the atmosphere was great after dinner he took you to the couch to watch a movie, during the movie he turned to you and kissed your neck, you returned the kiss to his lips he smirked and kissed back, before things could get heated your cat jumped on chuuyas back clawing him, Chuuya full on screeched, your neighbours thought a highschool girl got kidnapped that's how high pitched his scream was, he turned around to catch your cat keeping it as far from his face as possible, the cat was still trying to scratch him "YOU PIECE OF SH-" "Chuuya!" "what?! It scratched me!" You took your cat and put him aside, you turned to chuuya checking to see if the scratches were deep, luckily they weren't,before you could leave he took ahold of your wrist "hey where are you going? What about the night anniversary?" He said putting emphasis on night "Sorry chuuya but I better calm *cats name* down before it scratches you again" you kissed his lips and left to get your cat, chuuya huffed leaning back on the couch and crossing his arms "we should've gotten a puppy instead..."

Please make it up for this pouty man later

The end

[ilovechuuy4]

Horror movies w BSD boys Part 2/2

Characters; Fyodor D. Edgar A. Poe, Bram S.

A/N: if you are interested in part to here it is Horror movies w BSD boys 1/2 :33 I hope y'all like this one as much as y'all enjoyed part 1! And ofc scenarios are at the end!

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Fyodor❦ 📖

•He definitely has random giggle fits when someone dies

• Fyodor would be laying his head on your lap so he doesn't get too dizzy(bc he's anemic.)

• Fyodor would have you watch multiple horror movies and gorey things and then watch cute things with you so you could go to sleep at night

• He is a big "I don't care you choose" when it comes to movies but when you pick soenthing with out gore/jump scares he tells you to change it

• He isn't cuddling with you he's cuddling with the pet (that is def a rat) but he is holding your hand

• Fyodor is probably one to laugh when you get scared but then comforts you after he's done laughing because he got too dizzy from laughing so hard

Poe✡ 📚

• Poe definitely gets scared quickly

• He cuddles you every chance he gets(obvi with Karl too)

• He screams/jumps at every jump scare even if it's not too scary

• Poe can't watch the horror scenes even if he tries, it scares him too much

• The movies are for sure going to be one of those mystery thrillers

Bram➷ 🧛‍♂️

• Bram falls asleep not even 39 minutes into the movie

• Y'all will be watching Dracula there wasn't even a discussion because Bram would NOT watch anything else

• He falls asleep on you but he could still feel your presents and hear the movie still going

• If he doesn't fall asleep he watches the entire movie and recommends more vampire movies to watch

• If you fall asleep Bram would carry you to bed and cuddle you so you're warm

Scenarios!

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Fyodor❦ 📖

It was around 2pm when Fyodor arrived home, he had went to church in the morning and when church ended Fyodor had went to the store. You stood from the couch to help him since it was obvious he was getting s bit light headed from standing too much. A few hours later it was around 5pm, you had helped Fyodor cook dinner and the two of y'all decided to watch a movie!

You and Fyodor got settled into the comfortable couch, the dinner in hand. Y'all cuddles together, turning on a movie. You could hear small giggles and Russian remarks escaping Fyodor's mouth every time someone had died, it was quite funny to see. Y'all had finished the dinner that was made and the movie was half way over, there were light jump scares and most got you flinching which made Fyodor giggle.

At the end of the movie, Fyodor was already cuddled close to you his head in your lap. It was around 7pm now, the time Fyodor usually went to the shared room and slept, but not tonight it seemed like he wanted to sleep on the couch cuddled with you tonight. So that's what you did, you reached for the blanket covering you and Fyodor. He was hugging you as you both slowly drifted to sleep.

Poe✡ 📚

It was around the time of Poe to be writing another novel but instead, he had suggested watching a movie since he had wanted a break from writing novels and just wanted to spend time with you instead. So y'all got comfortable in the living room and turned a horror movie on, of course this wasn't what Edgar had really expected to watch but he would bare through it if it meant spending time with his dear.

You and the long haired brunette put on a horror movie, the raccoon between the two of yall. The both of you had bought popcorn some candies and drinks to have during the movie. About 20 minutes in there was already a jump scare. This caused Poe to jump and hug onto you, holding your hand tightly with the raccoon on his side. Poe wasnt really a fan of horror more of well of course writing mystery novels. But since he is spending time with you, he's happy.

Multiple jump scares and gorey screen times later, the movive was over and Poe was practically shiviering. You decided to put on a cute romance so Poe's mind could get rid of the ridiculous amount of gore and blood. Y'all cuddles while watching to movie and slowly fell asleep on the couch.

Bram➷ 🧛‍♂️

It was a cold Autmn night in the comfort of yours and Bram's shared home, you were with your roommate (or boyfriend whatever you prefer) and Bram recommend watching Dracula or a horror vampire movie. You had agreed and the both of y'all had got settled into the couch together, Bram had his head lay on your chest as he had his arms wrapped around you. (if it's roommates y'all are just sitting together) After y'all adjusted in the couch, you pressed play on the television remote and started up Dracula.

Of course it wasn't horror but it was an interesting movie to watch and it was fun. About 1 hour into the movie you could hear soft snores from Bram's mouth, and if you were honest. It made you smile. You enjoyed seeing him so comfortable it soothed your heart. And before you knew it, the movie was over, y'all were laying there, white noise filling the room along with soft snores from Bram. You placed a gentle kiss on Bram's long silver hair, running your fingers slowly into it.

You reached over with your free hand and arm, grabbing the remote, playing some old romances, since you knew Bram enjoyed music it was the best option since Bram was asleep. You reached once more grabbing a hairband, slowly tying Bram's hair into a braid so it wasn't all knotted in the morning. You then placed a soft kiss on Bram's lips(you can exclude this part if just roommates) closing your eyes shortly after, falling asleep with Bram in the comfort of the living room with low old romances playing in the embrace of the two of you.

დ .•*””*• 𝐸𝑛𝑑 •*””*•.დ

A/N; I'm actually shocked this didn't take as long as part 1 but I'm also working on a request so it was a LITTLE delayed but only by a bit, I hope y'all all enjoy it though! :3

[selfaware-bungou-stray-dogs]

I think this would be the last thing I'll be asking more questions, even though there's so much I want to ask, let me not burdened you with thousands of questions, for I should be ashamed of myself as you sounded like a very good person 💖

For the last questions with the Fem! Teen Reader, which are not requests:

Did any of the characters pull off some hilarious babysitting mishaps? How did the BSD crew react to diaper duty? Any comical or disastrous moments? Any funny or heartwarming anecdotes from the baby's first words or steps? Did the characters fought over for the names, or who will become the best godparent? Spontaneous dance parties or lullaby sing-alongs—did these become a regular thing in the household? How did the BSD cast handle baby-proofing the home, any DIY disasters or genius solutions?

Thank you once again, stay healthy always, and have a nice day ahead of you! 💖

Once again, it's okay, I don't mind answering questions.

:)

Thanks. I hope, you also will have a nice day!

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1. Everyone have at least one babysitting mishap. Sometimes, baby and babysitter became too much carried away with playing. Sometimes, baby won't keep her hands away from babysitter's hair.

2. They close their eyes and deal with it. Fitzgerald does it most of the time.

3. One time, Chuuya and Dazai had to babysit a baby together. They were the most passive-aggressive caretakers ever. Thankfully, they were passive-aggressive only towards each other.

One time, baby were crying and Atsushi could not make her stop.

When everyone returned, they saw baby pulling white tiger's whiskers. Tiger didn't move a muscle during the process.

Kolya made a mistake and gave kid stickers.

The whole house, and, Fyodor, for some reason, were coveted in stickers.

4. Baby start walking, when she wanted to pet Karl, when raccoon go to kitchen to eat something. Baby followed him. Baby was walking after Karl for the rest of the day.

Baby's first world:

It was Nikolai's turn to look after the baby. He fed her, play with her, gave her a bath. When you returned, you thank him. When...

"Kolya!" baby pointed at Kolya and smiled.

Gogol was crying tears of happiness for three hours.

5. Not about names, they left it to Reader. But they do compete over baby's love. Everyone wanted to be baby's favorite.

6. Yes, they do. They will sing to baby and dance with them. Dazai became a dancing buddy for a baby. Pushkin always read fairytales to baby. And everyone learned baby's favorite songs.

7. Will examine every inch of the house to baby-proof it. Make sure to keep glitter, glue and paint away from baby's reach. The last cleaning was a nightmare.

[konstya]

fyodor is raccoon theory confirmed (by me)

[a-random-weeb]

Hiii can I request prince fyodor x fem reader in an arranged marriage troupe? But reader is more of a “adventurous” type but at the time that was be considered dishonorable for a woman much less a royal woman (I’m putting the time of year as 1920-1930ish if that’s ok with you) and she often times gets in trouble or hurt by her “adventures” when she sneaks out of the palace and also despises getting married because she sees that her freedom is limited now.

oh, I like this idea! I'm gonna write for Fyodor because I'm not good at writing for Fyodor and want to try not to make him too ooc. Sorry if he seems off though

⚠️ Ok, he's really ooc, just a warning ⚠️

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You slam the door and fall to the ground, exhausted. You somehow outran a raccoon after stepping on his tail while having fun running through the woods. You look up to see your parents glaring down at you.

"Where were you?" Your mom snarls.

"Aren't you normally both asleep by now?!" You look at them in shock, judging by the fact it's 1 AM.

"Aren't you supposed to be asleep right now?" Your father shouts "You can't keep sneaking out dear, what are you even doing? Partying? You're 18!"

"It doesn't matter, after you get married you'll be stuck inside anyway" your mom sigh.

"I'm not getting marrie-"

"Yes you are. To the prince, it's a business deal. Plus, you'll be a princess, isn't that great?" Your mom beams excitedly "We'll make so much money, and you'll get to be with a hot prince!"

You look up at them in horror "P-prince... As in prince Fyodor?! No!! He's known to be sadistic!!!!" You hop to your feet "You can't just force me to get married!!!"

"We can and we will. Also, you're grounded, stop sneaking out. The wedding is in a week." Your father drags and pushes you into your room, locking the door. You groan, pissed that they have to ability to lock your door. Your room has locks on the windows, you can't escape that way. This whole marriage thing came out of nowhere! And they treated it so casually! You sigh as you flop on your bed, exhausted, you let sleep take over from there.

A week later

Its not over exaggerating to say they had to force the wedding dress on you. You failed to walk in the heels, bit one of the guests, and kept washing your makeup off, your mom was upset to say the least.

"Behave yourself!! Do you want your husband to hate you?!"

"Yes. Yes I do." You look at her with pure determination. You were determined to be as weird and annoying as possible so you could earn your freedom back.

Fyodor P.O.V

I roll my eyes at my parents excitement. Why can they not understand I don't want to get married to some girl with a rich family. She's probably gonna be another stuck up, spoiled, idiot who will be fawning all over me, the fact I'm a prince, and my money. I sigh in annoyance as I stand there, waiting for my 'fiancee' to walk down the isle. Maybe I can play with her feelings, or manipulate her and bring her so down she can't think for herself , just obey my orders, or maybe I can hurt her so bad that- My string of thoughts is interrupted as I watch her ungracefully stumble down the isle. Her makeup is only half done and even so looks like a mess, there's little tears at the end of her dress and she looks like she doesn't want to be here as someone has to drag her down the isle. Odd, normally someone would be overjoyed to marry a hot prince as myself. Perhaps she doesn't know I'm a prince. I chuckle, watching her bite the person who's dragging her, try to run, and then trip because of the heels. She could be quite the amusing one.

When she finally gets up and stands infront of me, I freeze. I have to marry this idiot?! She looks so undignified, I hope this goes well...

Your P.O.V

I stand infront of my soon-to-be husband. He looks well-mannered and dignified, the opposite of me. When it comes time to kiss him, I bite his face. The crowd gaps and he flinches, meanwhile I burst out laughing of the stupidity of the situation. I hear the crowd chatter

"She's so weird."

"Does she have any diginity?"

"I feel bad for the prince."

Our parents force our lips together, and we're officially married.

After the wedding I crash in the hotel our parents rented for us so we can do 'adult things'. Of course, I didn't want to participate, and clearly he didn't either, so we awkwardly lie in the same bed. He looks at me with confusion, so I ask

"What's with that look?"

"I can't can't figure you out." Is all he responds with and continues to stare at me. I proceed to get uncomfortable, so I hop off the bed "I'm going for a walk..."

"I'll come with you."

"It's fine, really!! I want to be by myself!" You awkwardly smile.

"I have the room key, and what if in asleep by the time you get back?"

"Then just give me the key."

"No."

"Why?"

"no."

"Why?"

"no."

"Why?"

"The answer is no, in coming with you!!"

I groan. The reason I wanted to take a 'Walk' was so I could escape and hide at a friend's house, I guess he figured that out somehow.

Fyodor P.O.V

We exit the hotel, I stay completely silent. My new 'Wife' squirmed, clearly uncomfortable. Her intentions were obvious, she wanted to run away, and I can't have that happened. I want this just as much as she does, aka not at all, but at the same time, her running away could cause a lot of future problems I don't want to deal with. The silence as we walk is almost deafening, even for me. The sunset highlights her face, and all that can be heard is the occasional honk from an angry driver, the buildings of the city lights begin to turn off as it gets darker.

Eventually we reach a field with long grass, with a woods just passed, I look at her in confused

"Where are we going?" Her lack of response pisses me off, but I continue to follow her into the woods. I begin to feel like she's gonna attempt murder, she doesn't seem like the type to do so, but I should still be on my guard... I look around, and the second I look away, she runs! I quickly chase her. Did she see something? Is this her escape plan? why in the middle of the woods? It's completely dark out! Apparently too dark for her to see the branch she fell to the ground, cutting herself on a branch. I grab her by her collar, she's unable to run do to the cuts that landed in her her leg when she fell, as well as her rolled ankle.

"Where the hell were you running?! Why were you running?!" I find myself more angry than usual as she cries her eyes out. I throw her and proceed to stomp on her "Answer me!!"

"I-im sorry!" She chokes out. I feel a twinge of guilt, why is she pulling all these emotions from me?! I hate her even more now... I sigh "We're going back. Now." It pisses me off that I feel guilty, but I lift her onto my back gently, making sure not to hurt her more than she already is. I find it adorable when she buries her face in my shoulder. Am I actually falling for my wife?! I sigh in annoyance, she's so clumsy, and annoying, and undignified!... So then... Why do I like her?

Narrator POV:

You bury your face in his shoulder, too exhausted to fight back. You were supposed to meet up with a friend who was gonna let you live with her, but instead, you were being carried home gently.... Wait... Why was he being so gentle? Did he want something? You squirm around a little, flinching at the pain in your leg. He mumbles something about how much you're shaking.

When you arrive back at the hotel he puts you down on the bed and cleans your wounds. You try to get away because of how painful it was, but he just glares at you and holds you down. It's not like you wanted to get married! But maybe he did? After all, at first he seemed so cold, and he still acts that way... or I he? You couldn't tell anymore. What if he hates you and is just acting only to-

"Done!" His word interrupts your string of thoughts as he finishes bandaging your legs.

"Don't move that ankle for a bit..." he sighs. "Don't try to run away, got that?" He glares and you nod. He sighs and climbs over you. "Don't get yourself hurt..."

... He kissed you... on the lips.... Wow...

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Idk maybe I'll do a part two. I still have a lot of drafts to finish though so who knows

This also took me forever to write 😭 plus he was way too ooc, but I hope you enjoyed anyway!

Also, does anyone have any tips for writing pour le Fyodor?