#fyck me dude

[cumulo-stratus]

Max r u okay😰

yeth

everything just sucks rn

my sister is gone (at college she's not dead) so i'm dealing with that and the house feeling empty, and school is starting soon, and my mom is at a new job, and there's gonna be a ton of new students at school who i don't know, and idk my brain isn't built for this

i got overwhelmed tn but luckily i ended up being okay with minimal crying 🥇🥇

and i called my sister so i got to talk to her!!

[pierswife]

SHOUT OUT TO CHERRY FOR LITERALLY GIVING ME THE BEST NEWS OF MY FUCKING LIFE

[the-river-rix]

Holy fucking shit.

[okcoolthanks]

K I paused halfway through 30 because I KNOW shits gonna go down and I want to see it on the screen

[fern1e]

venting in tags don't worry about it

[fagdykebassboy]

my voice wasnt meant for bathroom acoustics and the voice memos app it was meant for yelling with rasp and cracks in it into a half busted mic with guitar and drums and bass in some shitty club through shitty amps and shitty speakers i swear its not vocal dysphoria talking

[sunnychuuya]

GEISS WHAT TOME IT IS

Time to PROBABALY FUCKING PISS MYSELF OVER SALLY FACE CUZ I SUCK AT DEALING WITH HORROR

I have light tho so maybe I won't be as fucked over

I'm hi key so glad I'm making these posts cuz I don't remember what the fuck happened last night

-IM NOT A GIRL

-wrf is wrong with miss rosenberg girly pop get help that's dark

-mr Addison family is dead! Dude I don't fucking care he's suspicious as hell

Watch this turn into nothing hes prolly just a fucking dude idc tho hea sus

-Oh FUCK DID SHE JUST FUCKING DIE WHAY THE HELL

WHAT THE FYCK WAS THAT

What the FUCK FUCK

HUH ?!

-bro my bracelet is like a little tight and I had it pressed under my leg and it fucking imprinted sals name on my arm lmaoo

-MEGAN LORE?

-okay wait this might be a stretch- Megan has a cross necklace and ik Travis is like super christian(ive seen him with a cross necklacein fanart i dont think its on his canon sprite tho?); and ik Kenneth is the one who sh0t sal but what reason would he have to be involved here idk I just wanna get down all my thoughts even tho most aren't righg

-nvm rhe necklace is in the building apparently im dumb

-Wait actually sal hasn't started school yet has he? So he wouldn't know travis anyway

-idfk

-having the light on makes this game so much easier go play

-IM NOT DOING DRUGSS

-"I just want you to know ghat I understand what it's like to be afraid. To hide away from the world" rahehhehe sal ur 15 u shouldn't have to be offering advice to an adult I wanna be sals friend so bad it's unreasonable

-I d o n t. L I k e m r a d d I s o n

-PLEASE LARRY LOOKS SO GOOFY I LOVE HIM

-"Holy fuck knuckles" jnfjdjdjd

-oh pleasant so I'm assuming Megan's mom was a cheater

-is Megan's Dad the one who killed them ??

-yea okay I'm a fucking dumbass I just want to try to connect everything even if it doesn't work I'm low-key tempted to just delete that paragraph about the necklace but shh it's fine

-GUYS WTF IS THIS

YEAH SAL SHES DOIN GREAT

-oh a noose!

-VIDEO GAMES

-feel like this game is foreshadowing 4 sure

-like there's no way this is just here for some reason

-dam devourerers of God is sick name bro almost makes me hope this is foreshadowing

-j i m

-the way chapter 2 faded out like that is sus this is foreshadowing for sure

-GREG

-oh okay so this is just real fucking life then?

-well that makes me scared about the devorous of God thing especially cuz the circle things I keep seeing

-this is ominous bro

-this game is underestimating how much of a dumbass I am wtf is happening I'm walking in circles

-made it back to the circle rock

What.

Why did it restart

Gyys I'm too dumb for this

Circle rock again

Help I'm in the dark now had to turn off my lights what do I dooo I'm so bad at this

it restarted avajn fml

I sent out a post as a cry for help but I might just have to look up a tutorial

FUCK IT. I'm going to sleep.

Goodnighttt I made like nooo fucking progress despite playing for two hours

@mypinterestgotbannedsoimherenow

[dittolicous]

customers are really fuckin wild

i had a couple come find me while i was pulling old ad tags - a job that the morning crew was supposed to do and i usually put them up, but because of memorial day weekend they were too busy, meaning i now do both - because they wanted cash back. i told them that the first self checkout does cash back. and they dead ass go (in a sarcastic tone) 'oh you mean the no cash one?' (it has a sign that says 'credit or debit, no cash')

😑

i told them no, i mean the first one, the one that says 'cash or card' and the guy goes 'but that doesnt mean debit, i want cash back.'

like. DUDE. cash or CARD. card is both debit or credit. finally he huffs and slams his three items down while going 'fine ill check myself out so you can go back to not working' while im dead ass dragging my cart with a bag full of the tags ive already pulled.

like bro, shut the fyck up. ur boomer ass is probably here for the memorial day weekend, you can fucking handle reading and following instructions while i do my job AND the morning crews. jackass.

[his-tamine]

Hey we don't interact much but I saw your anon hate and I just needed to say FYCK that anon and really, all the other rude anons.

Just casually scrolling my feed, your posts make me cackle and if I didn't get to see your funny random thoughts every now and then, I really would be sad.

Keep being an awesome dude. 👌 Thanks for the lols

Aww thanks ,, that means a lot :3

I’m glad I make u cackle lmao ,, I try 🙏🏽 dw,, I’m not goin anywhere,, anon will have to try harder than that

[lunaflvms]

omg guys idek if anyone cares but life update since i stopped writing 🤞 ok so the start of this year i came back from malaysia and then i went iceskating and posted about it and had this really weird talking stage with the guy he was kinda super ugly but he was like super nice to me until he wasnt and like he kept thinking he was in some mafia wattpad smut shit cuz like he kept asking me for fucking nudes and ofc i said no but dawg I TOLD HIM NO SO MANY TIMES and then he asked me out on valentine (he asked me out 6 times before) i was late to meeting him I CANT BELIEVE I WAS SO GULLIBLE CUZ HE SAID VALENTINES JUST AS FRIENDS but he got me like shit for vals and i felt bad cuz i was extremely late and i didnt get him a gift and said yes THAT LASTED 4 DAYS CUZ HE TREATED ME LIKE SHIT i ended it anyways i dropped him cuz he was so ass and he kept asking for nudes and MADE JOKES HE WOUKD SA ME IF I LEFT???????? anyways hes fycked up next i was kinda like in my hoe era like i was pulling bitches which was funny cuz i never did and then i started talking to this dude that was from a diff state big regret cuz u never know if theyre honest or not anyways i didnt really like him but then i woke up as his gf BRO DIDNT EVEN ASK and i felt bad if i said hey were not together but i shouldve said it and i dragged it out for two weeks and ended it with him anyways i decided to like stay away from the male specimen and like focus on my studies and go out with friends AND THEN this really cute guy came along who is now my bf 😇😇🤞🤞 and hes super sweet and cute and literally the best like weve been together for 3 months and he got me roses for that 😞😞 HES THE BEST anyways OMG I FORGOT TO SAY BUT AFTER I BROKE UP WITH bf that didnt ask to be my bf i went to the hospital cuz i was ill 💀 and then it was my birthday two days later and then a week or two weeks after my bday my grandpa sadly passed ☹️☹️ so like i had an 8 hour notice and then was rushed to malaysia for his funeral 💔💔 i miss him ANYWAYS thats all i think 👍

[blorbopostingtime]

WAIT DONI BOBES???? I KNOW THAT DUDE WHAUHHHA!????? like not personally but I used to watch his content??? Holy shit I didn't know anyone else watched him?????????? Small world

Yk I should check up on his content- :3

SCEAM8NG FERALLY U ONOW HIM TOO?!?!?!? THERES SO LITTLE FANDOM STIFF BUT H8S CONTENT IS SO FYCKING GOOD OMFG YOU K OW HIM TOO?!?!?!??!?!?!??!??!?!? U ARE LEGIT THE FIRST PERSON ELSE WHO KNOWS HIM OMG OMG I CANT !!!?!?!

Ahem. Anyways yeah i am currently watching him rn lololol and he's legit one of like top 5 fav youtubers who I watch the most and also the brainrot he and lynix give me is very prominent rn ;DD

[mikey-stardust-way]

Hey dude!! I’m sorry for what happened :(

Soooo~ funny story~ ahaha..(trying not to die rn-)

I had, 6 blogs, then made a 7th one, for my art and edits.

Well, like I had three RP blogs and didn't want two of them anymore...so I go to delate one- MIND YOU! I am on mobile.

So...it shows me all kf my blogs and I asume it's just like "Hey if you delate one there's gonna be less-" and I'm on the blig I want to delate since that's what you did..you'd get on THAT one to DELEATE THAT ONE!

......TUMBLR NUKED ALL MY GOD DAMN FUCKING BLOGS!!!! AND IM SO MAD ABOUT IT!!

5 years worth of tumbkr- GONE! Not that I needed it- BUT STILL! MY FRIENDS! I DONT FYCKING REMEBER BLOG NAMES I GOTTA SERCH TAAAAAGS!!!!

.....so basically DO NOT!!! Mess with deating blogs via the phone- tumbkr will be a little bitch and NUKE EVERYTHING!!!

[spicyrottingbrains]

Athena just wnats to help her husband. Awww. This is making me wanna cry. Wtf. Bobby sweetheart. Oh the cooking still is gonna tear me apart from Bobby's view isn't it. Bobbbbyyy awww. He's going through every one of them. This is breaking me so badly. He's saying his goodbyes in his way and it's killing me. I knew this hurt was coming but it still breaking me. I can't handle this.

No bobby your work here is not done. It is not done. Don't say that. I can't handle that.

FUCKKKK. THE BUCK STiLL IS BETWENE BUCK AND BOBBY. SHITTT. NOOOO.

GUYS I CANT DO THISSS. THIS IS TOO FUCKING MUCH.

Ohhhhhhhh Kim meets buck. And whoever said they meet at the station like with shannon. kudos for the spec. FUCKK FYCK FUCK. oh this is gonna be soooo fucking bad.

DUDES WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPEN3D. OH THIS EP IS GONNA BE THE END OF ME.

[sostrangerous]

pray for me yall im writing what i can definitively call the most stressful chapter of fyck rn. im fucking sweating dude

[applejee]

I posted 17,813 times in 2022

That's 80 more posts than 2021!

151 posts created (1%)

17,662 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@celeryw

@pishposhbagosh

@blas-ph-emy

@lemontongues

@ officialspec

I tagged 3,777 of my posts in 2022

#dc - 1,160 posts

#batfam - 683 posts

#just us - 204 posts

#csm - 180 posts

#sandman - 178 posts

#q - 143 posts

#batman - 132 posts

#timkon - 104 posts

#cute - 103 posts

#goncharov - 94 posts

Longest Tag: 118 characters

#burning the receipt so you can keep the kid you were handed for a weekend who is painfully cute and a cool little dude

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

who’s ready for

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68 notes - Posted December 6, 2022

#4

Hi! Any recs for timkon, or kon centric fics? It only tends to be in the background/implied in batfam centric fics that i read, but i keep seeing you post about timkon and 🥺🥰 I’m catching feelings about it

i’ll be real... im glad u asked bc i read So much timkon ♥ sorting by kudos for timkon is hard bc yeah... its so often background..... kon deserves better!!!!!! so here are some stories u should definitely read, by some lovely authors whose works i am absolutely normal about:

- everything by @batfam-chaos​ especially this one. kon is injured and tim panics my beloved... their stuff is *chefs kiss*

- everything by @lemontongues​ especially this one! slowburn in kansas.... their 2021 whumptober is very kon-centric as well!

- everything by @mindshelter​, this one in particular makes me CRAAAZY

- composed of us by @starlikeknight​ which so far is tim centric BUT itll be eventual timkon and its already amazing so you know the timkon will be too

here are some others i like, found in my bookmarks:

- Gonna Be A Better One (A Thousand Miles To Your Door) by Traincat

- Leap, Fall, Fly by malcyon

- A Night In by Musafir

- Three Little Words by timkons

- please don't live in fear by murmurare

- time flies by by Laroyena

- shenanigans’ timkon my beloved

sadly, i read less kon-centric fic simply cause i am so obsessed with tim my little guy, my poor little meow meow, but again there is good stuff out there. u may have to search excluding timkon on ao3. REGARDLESS,

this is everything i can find off the top of my head, really. trust me theres so much more out there i adore (like the pretending to be a gold digger wip, or the catfishing fic, or the hannah montana-style identity shenanigans fic, or this one astolat fic, or the one where dick picks up kon as a cop and tim on the phone asks if he’s cute, or any of the countless other stories out there) so definitely go and have a search!! yeehaw!!!!! hope that helps!

96 notes - Posted January 22, 2022

#3

omg omg i just BLEW through your dc fics (showstopping. incredible. magnificent) and AH TIM and was wondering do you have any Tim-centric fic recs? with that GOOD angst? no pressure or anything, thanks for all your hard work 💕💕💕💕💕

omg anon 😳😳😳😳 thank you im so glad to hear it <3

also FYCK YES IM HERE TO GIVE OUT ANGSTY TIM FICS. first and foremost u should probably jsut go thru my entire bookmark tag with tim drake but i will pick and choose the best for u here, i hopeu enjoy.

also fair warning all these may include, to some degree, violence, torture, child abuse, implied or referenced non con, etc, due to the fact these are very angsty and filled with hurt and comfort and lots of whump, so pls read the tags!

A Meditation on Railroading by eggmacguffin

this one is the best. i love it. @eggmacguffin blew it out of the PARK with this once ive reread it an absurd amount of times. tim's dad leaves him in atlanta so he makes his own way home, runs into jason, and shit happens. also, read ALL their other tim fic ok. u wont regret.

buried birds by envysparkler

have i told you to read everything by envysparkler? read everything by envysparkler. her shit is the BEST. buried birds is one of my faves, as tim is buried alive in a coffin and jason rescues him. luv it

Grilled Cheese by crumpetz

hooooooo 8k of pure tear inducing deliciousness. i reread this constantly for the catharsis. makes me cry everytime. cw for graphic injury

Echoes of You by SilverSkiesAtMidnight

wherein tim dies, is resurrected, and jason is the one to find him fresh out the grave. trauma times two electric boogaloo! check out their current wip and recent works as well!

best laid plans by Valkirin

ra's steals tim away at the same time as jason, freshly unearthed from his grave. Shit Happens. LOVE valkirin’s stuff

The Return by lurkinglurkerwholurks

essential reading. what happens after batman's brought back out of time. read all their other tim fic if u havent yet

It's Not That Funny by Ionaperidot

tim becomes joker junior! uh oh! tim's brain is scrambled by the joker and ra's and he and jason maybe become serial killers and highly codependant but they slowly heal and rejoin the family. so good. cw for graphc violence and so much more, check the tags

On the Way Home by ignesfatuis

little wolf shifter tim is kidnapped, then rescued, and stays with the waynes to heal while he cant shift back. chicken soup for the soul

Fussing Over Scars by maychorian

platonic soulmate au! i cried. check out all of maychorians stuff for more tim angst!!

Dangerous and Noble Things by destiny919    

tim is kidnapped by ra’s, and four years later the bats rescue him, and whaddaya know! he comes with a sister <3 love it. they have a bunch of other tim fic too!

more behind the cut!!

now theres a ghost in the back of this room by CosmoKid

tim helps an abused kid and comes to some Revelations of his own

whumptober 2021 by CosmoKid

just read all of it. chefs kiss. cosmokid has a lot of angsty tim fics and u should read them all

Bristol Kids by Anonymous

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109 notes - Posted January 30, 2022

#2

reminded seeing the collection of the batfam fic survey i voted in (which is fun and exciting, ill be checking some of those out later!!!!!) of some of the batshit collections people have requested my works be added to.

straight up some of you need to just use the bookmark function because it is beyond offensive to have your fic added to a collection titled “dumb bullshit to satiate my escapism”. like, really? obviously i rejected that one, and ive rejected a few others just because. that’s not what collections are for.

do people forget collections are public? do people forget that you see a list of collections a work is in directly under the tags? i’m honoured to accept my works into collections titled “fics i love”; “fics i’ll reread until the end of time”; “fics with good stephanie characterisation”—these are compliments, and things like “robin vs red hood” collect specific tropes and AUs together that ao3 may not have the tags for yet. they serve a function

i dunno, i think collection use has got a bit out of hand. im complaining on main because this keeps happening and at one extreme it’s offensive (dumb bullshit??) and at the other extreme there already exists a function for tracking it (“fics i have read”?)

respectfully, i think some people may benefit from bookmarks and bookmark tags. for one, you can tag nigh limitlessly, and search them on your bookmarks page using both the tags and the notes. also, most importantly, you can make them private. want to leave a note for yourself as to why you didn’t fully enjoy a fic? remind yourself of something that triggered you? want to simply keep track of a fic you didn’t enjoy as much as others? private bookmark, and the author never has to know.

this is a little bit of a rant but when i have rejected my works being added to collections multiple times it adds up, lol.

202 notes - Posted September 4, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

since i cannot find the masterpost i initially used to obtain all these extensions initially, here’s a list of privacy extensions i use in conjunction with firefox! i’ve included a link to each of them which is very easy if you use firefox. pls use firefox. brave is also good for privacy. there are others out there so do your research, and again, please for the love of god, switch from chrome if you can xx

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Bypass Paywalls Clean - bypasses paywalls. v helpful. this one isn’t verified by firefox however

Decentraleyes - this helps to prevent websites from tracking you and blocks requests

Don’t track me google - stops google from lengthening urls theycan track you with. godsend

DuckDuckGo Privacy Essentials - blocks tracking, enables https where possible, overall a good and helpful extension

Facebook Container - isolates facebook in its own container so its much harder for them to track you. always a bonus

HTTPS Everywhere - does what it says!

Privacy Badger - blocks trackers, similar to some of the others listed. can never have too many

Shinigami eyes - if you dont have this enabled wyd? marks trans friendly accounts as green and transphobic ones as red, or other colours based on your preference. makes blocking very quick and easy! not verified by firefox, but just as essential as the rest

uBlock Origin - basically an ad blocker, the best of the bunch; also prevents a lot of tracking and coin miners too

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if you have any privacy extensions you use or find useful, feel free to reblog with your own suggestions!

248 notes - Posted January 18, 2022

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[percyjacksonscookies]

people in a smoke shop are the most people to me

went to a smoke shop tonight to buy a gift after finding out some fycking awful news

and I just felt like a ghost floating around, but the people in there were just friends hanging out in charge of a store it was nice

there was this clear packing tape at the entrance, like, a tripwire, so people would step into it and it would stick onto their pants, that I was confused by and stepped over on my way in (it was like 15 minutes until closing and I thought that was their way of trying to keep ppl out, yeah I didnt feel good about going in that close to closing so if thats how I went out that was fair)

went to look at the lava lamps, had a question about buying them and went to find a guy that worked there

where I ran into more packing tape, this time knocking over an empty hot sauce container

"holy shit im so sorry" I proceed to say

"haha its okay, my co worker is playing pranks on customers" -the guy

so I laugh and ask my question about the lava lamps, which the guy has to get his other co workers for

2 other guys come out, one of them help me out with the lava lamps, when I chose which one I wanted they took it to the front to make sure the light bulb was working

while I was waiting for that, one of the other co workers came up to me and said "if you can hit this dart board at 8 we'll give you a discount"

then his other co worker from behind the counter "an EMPLOYEE discount"

other guy "ohoho!!! thats a great idea!"

and I said "fuck yeah okay ill try"

the first guy set it up for me super nicely, dragging a standing post card holder to mark where I should stand, the whole time saying "ill be nice and set it up right here" as he set it closer to the dart board

then "let me point out which ones you can hit for the discount, you can hit 7 or 8!"

I totally fucking missed every shot

I didnt even hit the dart board dude

the first one ended up on the ground, then the wall, then the ground again

the darts were made of plastic and way lighter than I thought they would be and it threw me off

I laughed it off and said thanks anyway

then the guy says "ahh thats okay, you still get a 15% off discount. participation points!!"

then he rung me up and actually gave me 15% off

which is a little more money I can spend on my boyfriends birthday

anyways shout out to those 3 guys for making this night not a complete fucking emotional mess

the most human guys on the planet work at smoke shops