#and this is the smoke shop that i met an iguana in that belonged to one of the workers

[percyjacksonscookies]

people in a smoke shop are the most people to me

went to a smoke shop tonight to buy a gift after finding out some fycking awful news

and I just felt like a ghost floating around, but the people in there were just friends hanging out in charge of a store it was nice

there was this clear packing tape at the entrance, like, a tripwire, so people would step into it and it would stick onto their pants, that I was confused by and stepped over on my way in (it was like 15 minutes until closing and I thought that was their way of trying to keep ppl out, yeah I didnt feel good about going in that close to closing so if thats how I went out that was fair)

went to look at the lava lamps, had a question about buying them and went to find a guy that worked there

where I ran into more packing tape, this time knocking over an empty hot sauce container

"holy shit im so sorry" I proceed to say

"haha its okay, my co worker is playing pranks on customers" -the guy

so I laugh and ask my question about the lava lamps, which the guy has to get his other co workers for

2 other guys come out, one of them help me out with the lava lamps, when I chose which one I wanted they took it to the front to make sure the light bulb was working

while I was waiting for that, one of the other co workers came up to me and said "if you can hit this dart board at 8 we'll give you a discount"

then his other co worker from behind the counter "an EMPLOYEE discount"

other guy "ohoho!!! thats a great idea!"

and I said "fuck yeah okay ill try"

the first guy set it up for me super nicely, dragging a standing post card holder to mark where I should stand, the whole time saying "ill be nice and set it up right here" as he set it closer to the dart board

then "let me point out which ones you can hit for the discount, you can hit 7 or 8!"

I totally fucking missed every shot

I didnt even hit the dart board dude

the first one ended up on the ground, then the wall, then the ground again

the darts were made of plastic and way lighter than I thought they would be and it threw me off

I laughed it off and said thanks anyway

then the guy says "ahh thats okay, you still get a 15% off discount. participation points!!"

then he rung me up and actually gave me 15% off

which is a little more money I can spend on my boyfriends birthday

anyways shout out to those 3 guys for making this night not a complete fucking emotional mess

the most human guys on the planet work at smoke shops