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disgruntled-detectives · 1 year ago

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Can we TALK about motherfucking Israel “Izzy” Hands?! The man who started the series incredibly repressed, burning with rage and shame and internalized homophobia, desperately in love with Ed and so fucking ANGRY with himself, the world, everything, he fashioned Ed into Blackbeard to keep him to himself, but still was drowning in his own shame. The man who started off by attempting to blackmail Black Pete and Lucius, weaponized their queerness against them and was laughed at for his efforts?! He attempted to break Stede and Ed up because he was so threatened. But he never would dream of admitting it.

He went from ALL of that, to the crews “new unicorn”! He protected them as best he could from the monster that HE helped create in Blackbeard. He fought like HELL with an amputated leg and a gunshot wound to the head to protect the crew. And then?! He CONFESSED that he had love for Ed. And the crew fashions him a new leg. And he fucking weeps! And then he admits to Stede that he and Ed were good for each other. He got into drag makeup and sang a love song in French to the crew! He finally finally finally accepted himself, the love he had not just for Ed but for the crew at large. For the family he had helped build and was a part of.

And then he dies. He dies fighting to protect the crew. He dies in Ed’s arms. He apologizes to Ed for “feeding the darkness” for creating Blackbeard. But now. It’s time to just be Ed. That Ed HAS a family, just like he did. And now it’s time to go. He dies comforting Ed. And letting Ed go.

Fucking Hell. Fuck you Izzy Hands and FUCK YOU CON O’NEILL FOR PLAYING HIM SO GODDAMNED WELL!

#our flag means death #ofmd spoilers #our flag means death spoilers #ofmd #izzy hands #omfd izzy #con o'neill #fuuuck you

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teddybeartoji · 4 months ago

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i think it's very funny how my father is worried abt my mental health now that it's actually BETTER lmao,, like pls where was all this when i was actually abt to fucking end it in high school hm? i skipped the majority of my classes and am now fucking stupid bc i couldn't even get myself out of bed. or stop crying ig. where was all this when i actually needed help,, all he did was to once in a few weeks tell me that i should stop:( ah thanks you cured yayyy thank you father<3

you mean nothing to me<3

#his reasoning now is that i have openly stated that i don't like talking to people #as in. i don't like to mask anymore lmao #and he tells me that while he has said the very same thing #like as if i wasn't thinking up excuses for him every time we went to visit my grandma bc he didn't feel like talking #be SO FUCKING SERIOUS rn #lmao he himself was the reason behind my depressive episode a few years ago like ghsadhgdshgadhgsahgd #why are you asking about my mental health rn #fuuuck you #he's fucking ridiculous #mayor of loserville #tw vent

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eggwishing · 5 months ago

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someday... you gotta learn when to QUIT.

#Undertale #f]fuuuck #Sans #frisk #im channeling the 2015 undertale energy that i never got to experience #Because i played this shit in 2020 and am only JUST now feeling the delayed visceral reaction #Undertale is a fucking masterpiece #Toby fox hire me for something. Im begging you #Undertale deltarune whatever i will do it bro #someone get this messag to him somehow !!!!

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poppyseedoncaffeine · 2 years ago

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To that one anon

I have turned off my anonymous ask setting so if you really want to continue this stupid argument about if trans people deserve BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS, please feel free to keep messaging me. But just so you know you will be immediately blocked and reported for inappropriate topics.

#trans rights #transphobes #fuck you anon #not all anons #just this particular one #fight me anon #I'm not going to tolerate bullying #FUUUCK you

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fallenclan · 2 months ago

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shits gettin REAL!!!! who is pumped. i know i am. enjoy the random ass starclan cat cameos that I crammed in here <3

finished this update JUST in time, but next week I'm gonna be even more busy so I guess we'll see!

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regenderated · 1 year ago

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"rank the doctors" based on what!? which one is my favourite? which one i think is objectively the best? which one is most fuckable? which one has the nicest voice? best costume? best actor? best writing?

#doctor who #the doctor #nuwho #new who #9th doctor #10th doctor #11th doctor #12th doctor #13th doctor #ninth doctor #tenth doctor #eleventh doctor #thirteenth doctor #twelfth doctor #the answers to these in order are:#ten- nine- ten- eleven- eleven- twelve- ten #we are at 550 notes and I am back with edits to the tags...#a few other ways to rank them. including but not limited to #“most likely to trip and fall” “most gender” “best cook” “coolest stims” “flavor. scent”#one person didn't realize that this was a doctor who post until they reached “best costume”#which means that they thought the previous questions were normal ones to ask about medical professionals #so many notes what the HELL is going on here /ref #1218 notes?? awww you shouldntve! for me?#AIGHT YALLSEY ON INSTA JUST POSTED THIS WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUUUCK #more options: “best at defeating an angry chihuahua” “best tardis console room”#2k #i guess

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electrozeistyking · 8 months ago

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yeah no i’m still not here, i just scheduled this to post after a good chunk of people watch episode seven. i haven’t seen it yet. i have no idea what happened and that means this doesn’t count as a spoiler.

but i am assuming something off the walls happened or that it ended on a cliffhanger again (or maybe both at the same time) and that’s why i drew this. yeah this was done four days ago. i’m smart cookie

i’m assuming it came out already. kinda just guessing at this point

#murder drones #murder drones n #serial designation n #how did you know :0 #i’m definitely gonna immediately go watch the episode when i get back and not check tumblr #so i’d refrain from saying stuff like ‘oh you have no IDEA’ if i was you #either way HHWHAT THE FUUUCK #i bet my sweetest tooth i’m actually gonna say that when i watch it btw #zeisty’s goofs #this is even funnier when you consider i intentionally avoided most of the teasers

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squuote · 3 months ago

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okay lasso tool drawing is kinda saving my life tho fr

#the stanley parable #tsp #crows art #THESE R MY CHARM DESIGNS. NOT CHANGING IT THIS IS IT.#<- this tag is for future me. do not change this shit again you dumbass #anyway. lasso tool artists i owe you a million dollars #this is literally so therapeutic jfc #these came out so small haha #i hope tumblr doesnt ruin the quality fuuuck

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hooned · 4 months ago

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ENHYPEN ❌⭕ (Only If You Say Yes) MV Teaser

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bloodibambiidoll · 17 days ago

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xxbimbobunnyxx ↳⇢ bloodibambiidoll

I decided to change my username, courtesy of @babygorewhore’s nickname for me. Also shout out @cxrrodedcoffin for helping me brainstorm ideas. Ily pookies. I tried to tag all my moots but if I forgot about you I’m so sorry I’m the most forgetful person ever and I hope this makes its way to you anyways. Mwah.🖤🎀

@leelei1980 @decodedlvr @hellfiremunsonn @hellfire--cult @ghost-proofbaby @lokis-army-77 @taintandviolent @marchsfreakshow @strangerstilinski @hippiegoth97 @corrodedcorpses @corroded-hellfire @andvys @that-sarcastic-writer @novashelby @myherometalhead @jamdoughnutmagician @penguinsandpotterheads @munson-blurbs @starkeysprincess @starkeyisthelastname @gri959 @take-everything-you-can @loserboysandlithium @littlexdeaths @thecreelhouse @dreamliners @rafeyscurtainbangs @rafecameroninterlude @cameronsprincess @userchai @doomsdaybby @starkeysprincess @lesservillain @gravedigginbbydoll @eddiesxangel @oceandriveab @nemesyaaa @sturnioloshacker @munson-mjstan @unbetaedimagines @watermeezer @fae-of-prey @gh0stsp1d3r @abitchyouhate @whytheylosttheirminds @honey-flustered @floredaqueen

#new username #new eraaaa #I also tagged the max amount of people so if I forgot you I’m sorry fr you can punch me in the face #I’m about to change all my links pray for me fr #like fuuuck my life this is gonna be ass #xoxodolly

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xxplastic-cubexx · 17 days ago

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it doesnt need to be said but its genuinely so funny how at-the-hip charles and erik are in krakoa like they really had the green light- the OBLIGATION- to be as obnoxiously close to each other as possible and abused that right to the fullest extent

#xmen #xmen comic #krakoa #cherik #snap chats #until the divorce of course but until then its actually so funny #how you really couldnt go a page or two without one or the other and the other one was close behind #ice climber ass duo over here. the delightful children from down the lane kind of proximity what the fuck was their PROBLEM #i feel like if one of them was teleported the other would just materialize right next to them thats how close they were #fuuuck what was the issue where sabretooth and co are in like. Brain Prison or something #and victor imagines charles but everyones like 'wait its weird if its just him where's magneto'#ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY and i NEED to know what issue that was .... to add it to my collection ....#also killed me how in immoral x-men issue 1 charles was yappin bout erik bein gone #and- God Bless Who i forget i think it was hope- was just 'can you please shut up about your dead boyfriend im begging you'#moira stronger than me if i had to deal with thing 1 and thing 2 on a daily basis i woulda snapped sooner frankly #ig when you live ten times through The Most Bullshit ever youre numb to most things but still. my god theyre so obnoxious #sorry im cackling at the bit in HoX where charles is about to announce krakoa to the world and erik's putting his hand on his shoulder #and you justs see moira in the back like dawgggg right in front of her .... can you two get a room #GENUINELY no im GENUINELY surprised they dont share a bedroom #im not even talking sharing a bed im taking my shipper goggles off im actually baffled they dont sleep in the same building #obvi id be lyin if i said i didnt love it tho To Be Real .. genuinely love seein them work together as a team .. until they werent </3 #in every timeline they WILL divorce each other that's just the rule. actual canon event it cannot be changed or stopped its integral #ok ramble over. but not really not in spirit cause ill never be over this ill die before i am #im gonna go eat now i think i think thats something i As A Human has to do at least once a day

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thekittyokat · 7 months ago

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you ever just have a lot, a LOT of feelings all at once about a character and not even remotely enough words or brainpower to FORM the words to describe everything you're feeling. so it feels like you may explode. yeah

#sorry i got really into my feelings about mark hoffman again #the very specific version of him in my brain that i really really wish i had the time and energy to properly share with you guys #saw #well until i muster the energy to explode all of my feelings out into a fic. if you want to TRY and understand #know that my three biggest hoffman fic insps right now are as follows #your best kept secret hoffman. a series of mistakes hoffman. and rushed like a dreadful wind hoffman.#there is a very clear throughline just know i am extremely emotionally compromised rn #thinking about theee fics vs the canon path hoffman spirals down #something something the absolute tragedy of watching a man's descent into madness #the transformation of a man into a monster #and what could have saved him from himself and kramer's corruption #sorry i'm rambling so much oh my god i was just having such a crying fit out of nowhere about this #do you think he could feel it happening. do you think he was aware he was losing his mind.#the script version of him fucks with me so bad. the crazed rankings and the longer hair and him not being well kept anymore #it's impossible to think he didn't know he was deteriorating #fuuuck okay i need to either chill or write a whole longfic rn #i project on that guy so much i truly don't know if i could properly write my vision of him #until i do something more substantial the full extent of my hoffman exists for me and my boyfriend only. they get me like no one else #well ginny and jenna also get me. please read best kept secret and a series of mistakes Oh My God #where am i going with this. i like tag rambling actually this is a nice way to do it without forcing EVERYONE to read my delirium #anyways if you've read all of this i think i love you? feel free to dm me about hoffman and my very specific headcanons and aus #maybe soon i'll try and start writing my fics about this tragic man #i could never say any of this on twitter btw they'd string me up for my opinions on him as a sad wet beast who could have been fixed #if only he hadn't been weaponized first #god i'm too tired to even be as embarrassed about this as i should be. thought i unlearned cringe already #but i've been spending way too much time on twitter and they HAAATE hoffman there #rip. i know it's not that serious but i'm sensitive rn and hate feeling lonely in my thoughts #ok bye for real otherwise i'll never shut up. i might tag ramble more often bc this was therapeutic in a way i needed badly #cat chat

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luck-of-the-drawings · 3 months ago

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OOH YEAH BABY ITS THE SURGERY EPISODE BABY!!! ME AND THE HOMIES NEED SOME NEW FACES FOR OUR NEW PLAN, AND WHO BETTER TO GET THE JOB DONE THAN THE TWO MOST EVIL PEOPLE WE'VE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF HAVING OUR LIVES VIOLATED BY? I MEAN IT WOULD BE FUNNY. IT WOULD BE FUNNY.