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Love knows no console.

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The signs as iggy azalea rap lyrics

Aries: ‘spit pa panzerpapa’

Taurus: ‘bomabino ban bomba co’

Gemini: ‘shvip bip forgluk schmen’

Cancer: ‘About three things i was absolutley positive: 

First, Edward was a vampire. 

Second, there was a part of him- and i didn’t know how dominant that part might be- that thirsted for my blood. 

And third; i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.’

Leo: ‘shlapah lippa boppity bop’

Virgo: ‘winauwwinauwanuin winana’

Libra: ‘twista ta blopa mana asa’

Scorpio: ‘swingmahjoin bushbojay’

Sagittarius: ‘housocoll gatzuzezum housocol’

Capricorn: ‘wunowaytwain goshizamasa’

Aquarius: ‘mozobekfasher fasher pashtbasher nalonka donk’

Pisces: ‘schlip schlop babatoop’

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Our non-binary hero travels throughout the land defeating cissexist mythical beasts and being the legal loophole in gender-specific prophecies and curses, just because they can

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me @ myself:

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she keep me worm

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“Seek Paleblood to transcend the hunt” - Dr. Oz

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Found some Daisy stuff in the scrap folder, decided to have some fun with it.

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new tumblr feature emails your grandmother your google incognito search history

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my girlfriend and i just got gal pal’d by animal crossing

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Mass Effect 3 + Alien Homeworlds

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the gays: we yearn for new Iconic Gay music

Carly Slay Jesuspsen:

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who killed The Signs

Aries: Ted Cruz

Taurus: Ted Cruz

Gemini: Ted Cruz

Caner: Ted Cruz

Leo: Ted Cruz

Virgo: Ted Cruz

Libra: Ted Cruz

Scorpio: Ted Cruz

Sagittarius: Ted Cruz

Capricorn: Ted Cruz

Aquarius: Ted Cruz

Pieces: Ted Cruz

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Me and my sister joke that there couldn't be a fallout set in Florida, because nothing would change. Giant bugs? Toxic water that's dangerous to drink? People getting shot? Wrinkly old people living far beyond their prime? All par for the course in the sunshine state.

but just you think

instead of the mysterious stranger we have:

florida man.

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when u see a straight boy coming towards you with a hoverboard

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carrie fisher is me

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cyberpunk photo art by Matt Pinner clothing by Artifice 

“just for my franken babe”-gm