#future jared

[pamithebunterfly2007]

Dazzle feeds Future Jared (fanfic gift for @dazzle-expandism)

Set in a futuristic but mainly a dark version of Superjail, which lead by Future Warden who is now at full dictatorship of Superjail and the world, and his loyal assistant, Future Jared. One day, Future Jared was busy accounting in his office, he quietly and angrily mumbled about his day and some stuff and that was cut short by a knock “UGH!! What now?!?” Groaned Jared and he open the door in his office, he was expecting Future Warden but it was someone different he haven’t met before, it was a fair Burnett girl who has a dark cyan ombré on her brown hair, along with two red horns the resembles a demon sticking out on her head, she wears a blue and pink ombré tinted glasses and her garments consist of wearing a crimson sweater and black pants and shoes. On her hand, she has a big white box. “Oh hello there, I think we have or have not met before,” said the girl, “My name is dazzle” “first of all, I don’t know who the hell you are and second, get the fuck out of my office” Jared snapped at Dazzle. “But I brought you a special treat, donuts” Dazzle opens the box and inside There are dozens of donuts, some are plain, some have frosting, some have sprinkles, and some are glazed, including the ones who are filled with jelly. She enters the office and closes the door and this cause future Jared to get angry at her. “I don’t care about what you give me, are you an intruder or something?!? Because I’ll report Future Warden about-“, before he could finish his sentence, Dazzle shoved a donut on Jared’s mouth and then he fell on the floor. “AGH WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!” Dazzle sat right next to him and calmly said “Oh you just seem a little skinny, why not try to gain a little weight? and we’ll sort things out.” She then starts feeding Future Jared all of the donuts, from swapping one donut to another, Future, Jared’s stomach starts to bloat, and aside from that, his belt starts getting a little tighter, the more donuts that Dazzle feeds Jared, the more bigger his belly became and the more tighter his clothes and belt gets. Dazzle continues feeding Future Jared some donuts and the box are becoming empty and all of a sudden. “SNAP”, future Jared’s belt broke free and his bare, bloated full stomach was released from his clothes. “What the hell did you do to me?!” He sneered as Dazzle collects his broken belt and rubbing his bloated tummy. “It’s because you look so cute having a big belly that I can feel and pat at it, and I think you’ll be okay.” “Oh fuck you”, Future Jared said as he pulled out the middle finger on Dazzle.

THE END.

[leek-e]

I saw the Australian production of Dear Evan Hansen a couple of nights ago! My first time ever seeing it live after years of obsessing over it. I was losing my mind entirely, it was incredible.

The costume design was especially delightful to me, here are my drawings of the kids :)

[paepaerest]

"life on the inside ain't what it used to be... Well it's a drag I know, there's only one place to go, baby back where I come from, I'm comin' home!"

i still love superjail with the bottom of my heart but i cannot for the love of god create awesome fanart so this is all u get

very unfinished doodles of the misfits au by @violetsees & @cattowersjails

[babygirlspurgeon]

CRYING

[luaalz]

I don't know about you, but I can easily imagine Peter wearing some kind of earring, piercing or stretcher.

[canonicallysoulmates]

I am not surprised by the news of Walker's cancellation because everything pointed toward this being what would come to pass but I am disappointed by this decision and I think it's a shame that after Jared has dedicated so many years to this network that the CW didn't have the decency to give him one final season to wrap up and give the fans closure.

I feel so bad for Jared, I wish I could give him a hug but I hope he's proud of the work he put in; I know I'm incredibly proud of him this was his first time officially producing a show and he managed to make it last for 4 seasons that's a lot more than most people can say.

[doodlecatz]

Did a whiteboard with friends

"Futures of us!"

(Lost motivation to draw Jailbot's future self..oops)

[hexedwinchester]

so i saw a couple of posts about Jared potentially being in few episodes of Fire Country and honestly all I can think of is Jared in a prison suit AND a Fire Fighter suit!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

are we Jared girls ready for this??? 😍😍😍

[yeahyankee]

Weird Girl Movie Reccomendations

1. Gentlemen Broncos (2009)

2. Molli and Max in The Future (2023)

3. Strawberry Mansion (2021)

[All currently available on Prime Video, so they’re relatively easy to find]

[eggsistential-breakdown]

TWO FULL DECADES AROUND THE SUN

[daincrediblegg]

one thing you must know about watching something with an actor from the terror in it is that there is ALWAYS another actor in it also and you WILL experience a double event every single time.

[agentfascinateur]

Democrat Inspo:

#moving forward

(not exhaustive)

(not an endorsement of the US state department in any way whatsoever)

[claire-is-6ft]

Do I want Cam gone? YES. Do I think Cam staying is better for Meme’s game? Yes. Do I want America to stay? Yes.

[paepaerest]

magma brushes oh my golly i love you so bad

[laf-outloud]

https://ew.com/tv/walker-renewed-season-4-the-cw/

WALKER RENEWED!!!

YEA!!! Although it's only renewed for 13 episodes, but at least it's better than nothing!

[idjitwithanimpala]

It's the way I watch episodes of SPN that I've already seen because I know I continue with my mum in the room, there would be a scene where Dean brings up sex And by episodes, I mean just Mystery Spot because the timeloop is funny to me and it annoys my mum (she finds it funny luckily) I heard Heat of the Moment back in April and my mind was like "Oh fuck no"