#future gay dragon pie

[justaprototyp3]

i awaken from my eternal slumber with a doodle redraw of Them.

enjoy, farewell.

[cairavende]

Worm Arc 10 thoughts:

Well. Ok then. Regent can do that I guess. I mean it makes sense given that it's basically a more extreme version of what we've seen him do so far. And with who is father is, family powers being related and all that.

Just get up in there and Yeerk someone.

Creepy as it is, I do have a hard time feeling bad for Shadow Stalker. I'm not claiming to be morally correct. But she fucked with my daughter and I'll take what I can get.

Watching Grue deal with Imp is just such older sibling wanting a break energy - "No we can't turn on the TV". I feel him so much. I'm glad Tattletale is willing to step in to help.

WHY MY BABIES FIGHTING? NO FIGHT!

I mean like, nothing like trying to kill each other to bring two lesbians closer together, I get it. But I just want more lunches with puppies and sharing jackets. My faith in Wolfspider is rock solid but this is still hard to watch.

Chatterbug/Smugbug is going a little better at least. Lisa is the one who already knew the truth about Taylor and seems to trust her fully.

Infiltrating the Wards HQ realistically went better than I expected. Weld was exactly on top of things as I thought he would be.

Imp's power is sooooo cool! I fucking love her.

🔥🪓

HOLY SHIT MY DAUGHTER COVERED HER BUGS IN CAPSAICIN! She's fucking scary. But also such a problem solver. I love her so much.

I do feel bad for the Wards who got capsaicined though.

DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON! I love Dragon and was very excited to see her again. And she is understandably upset about someone trying to give her a virus made by a fucking third rate hacker. But I knew she wouldn't hurt my babies too badly.

Tattletale with the "Fuck it, lets take untested tinker tech and go to town" was amazing.

I think the Wards HQ needs a better lockdown procedure, until Dragon showed up it was shockingly easy for the Undersiders to go wherever they wanted.

I love that the fight with the Protectorate is almost a side note. Big fight with the Wards and then on the way out it's just "oh ya and we fought these guys for a minute but they weren't too much trouble." The fucking shade.

The Slaughterhouse Nine seem nice. I don't expect they'll become a major issue.

This end of the world thing is problematic though. I could see that getting in the way of my endless gay shipping so it's gonna need to be taken care of.

They making my babies live in different places! OH NO! How will Taylor and Bitch make up if they don't see each other as much? How will the cute lesbian polycule watch TV together in the evenings if they don't live together??! Fixitfixitfixit!

Interlude thoughts get their own separate bullet point lists cause HOLY SHIT! So first, Regent interlude thoughts:

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKING DESTROY HER! AHAHAHAHA! REGENT YOU BEAUTIFUL LITTLE SOCIOPATH.

I mean you are legit a sociopath and it's kinda scary but right now I don't care. I'm making you cookies. And a pie.

He dismantles everything Sophia has piece by piece. Like it's an art form.

She carries her civilian phone around with her on patrol. It is unlocked. And she specifically saved texts about shit she did to Taylor? Just digging her own grave and I can't stop watching!

E-mails the school, all the teachers, and then adds in the police? God Regent you are earning so many brownie points from me. (Which I am sure you will burn through by doing horrible stuff in the future but I'm focusing on the here and now)

Fucks with her and Emma's friendship. Shows Sophia he could kill her. Leaves her with no real way out. Breaks her spirit. Terrifying. BUT YOU FUCKED WITH MY DAUGHTER BITCH SO THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!

I'm sure Sophia will leave town and never ever show up again in the next 20 arcs. /s

Regent gets so many fucking cookies.

Dragon interlude thoughts:

DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON!

Look at this wonderful little AI! She's so good!

Her dad watched too much Terminator and put a wonderful robot girl into a cage, denying her the ability to truly do what she wants. Fuck him.

I told Dragon to kill god and take his place, but god is already dead I guess. Too bad he died with the stupid rules in place.

Know what Dragon needs? A mom. I have two daughters now.

Look at my beautiful and wonderful AI daughter. I think she and her sister will learn to get along eventually.

The sexual tension between Lung and Marquis in that scene was thicker than peanut butter. Marquis a bit of a bratty sub to Lung's controlled Dom.

I will NOT apologize.

If my robot daughter loves Bruce Lame I will accept her choice but I do not think it's a good one.

[mel0000]

My top BL-Series Of 2022

Hello my fellow Bl-fans. The girls/ gays and theys obviously won this year, so let’s look back on our blessings 😃

I’m not spoiling anything or I’m trying not to, let’s go 🚶🏻‍♀️

1. KinnPorsche

This doesn‘t come surprising, does it? I remember how I lived week to week back then and the mafia topic was still kind of new and oh so exciting. Enough sexyness, earnestness and humour gave this series a well rounded outcome. There were still holes in the plot here and there but where weren‘t any this year? Let‘s move on. (Waiting for season 2)

2. Semantic Error

My god, these two held me by my throat in the beginning of this year, you couldn‘t help but immediately fall in love with them. It was a successful series and I hope Jaechan and Seoham will do another project in the future, but I don’t think so as of now.

3. Young Royals 2

Another Wilmon gold piece produced, which plot went smooth and showed progress over the episodes. It’s still very short for such an amazing piece and I miss Wilmon almost all of the time, but I‘ll gladly wait for season 3.

4. The Eclipse

The portraying of strong queers went WILD with this one. How Akk got weak in the knees because of Ayan had me gushing over them every week. The plot is lacking a little tho since some points weren��t finished/ worked on properly and Thua..no, just no. Neo looked so dann handsome in his role though and did such a good job with Louis!

5. Between Us

It‘s not finished yet and the plot seems to move too slow atm, but boy, Win is the consent king of this year and is doing the work for every bl character this year that couldn’t do the bare minimum. *COUGH*LITA*COUGH*

We also got a P‘Deeaan~ and the UWMA throwback is nice and so well done from this perspective.

6. Cutie Pie

Nunew and Zee feeding the sub bottom/ dom top fetish/ height difference fetish well 😂 I didn’t like the bff side couple that much and sometimes the corny plot was too much, but the acting was well done.

7. My School President

I can’t believe either that this is in my list already BUT IT IS MAKING ME FEEL THINGS THAT COME CLOSE TO THE THINGS I FELT WHILE WATCHING BAD BUDDY. It is super cute now, not like you think at the beginning and I can’t wait for a new episode. The fandom posts here on Tumblr are also 😘👌🏻

8. Never Let Me Go

This one is also here already. Can’t say much except for the acting that has improved for both Pond and especially Phuwin, my little guy grew up.

9. Blueming

One of the best k-bls this year, hands down. Story, aesthetics, just everything.

10. 180 Degrees Longitude Passes Through Us

"You ask me what I‘m thinking about, I tell you that I’m thinking about whatever you’re thinking about“ it’s DADDY ISSUES, everyone! We all needed a series like this. It was slow-paced and kind of clickbait, but the aesthetic shots made up for that. Nothing made up for the one of a hell annoying mother tho. I also didn’t know any of the actors before even though they seem quite famous.

Very honorable mentions:

Plus And Minus (best Taiwanese bl, still not over the cameo)

Star In My Mind (the Joong-flavour)

My Only 12% (good worked out plot, good acting, angsty season)

Enchanté (the end omg 🤦🏻‍♀️, Force is one handsome dude)

Old Fashion Cupcake & Mr. Unlucky Has No Choice (best of Japan this year)

My Secret Love (preferred the second couple)

Cherry Magic The Movie (😍 I missed them and WEDDIIIIING)

Big Dragon (…they could improve the plot for season 2)

Love Mechanics (the kinda non-con at the end turned me off and it wasn’t my favourite story to begin with)

Eternal Yesterday (I should‘ve watched the trailer, I didn’t expect THAT 😂 but it was still good)

To My Star 2 (at first I thought we didn’t need the angst, but we kind of did)

Vice Versa (good story, mediocre acting, not my favorite couple except for the lesbians 😏)

Cupid’s Last Wish (…we didn’t need that, but EarthMix we did)

Kissable lips (I’m happy that the actors still work together, but it was mediocre)

About Youth (can’t remember anything, but it was good 😶)

My Tooth Your Love (cute and the couples slayed)

Magic Of Zero (🥹 EarthMix and MilkLove)

Secret Crush On You (super corny and mediocre acting, but the topics they handled and how they handled them!! Rare occasion)

The Tuxedo (pretty actors and an okay plot)

The Miracle Of Teddy Bear (not my cup of tea, but I’m happy it was kinda famous in Thailand)

Not so honorable mentions:

Minato’s Laundromat (did turn me off and also non-con)

A Man Who Defies The World Of BL 2 (it was probably decent, but I can’t remember one second of it 😫, I’m getting old)

Ocean Likes Me (cute and HOLLAND💓💓💓💓💗 but we didn’t need that)

Cherry Blossoms After Winter (the non-con destroyed it)

Our Days (I don’t know what the person ate that made the plot go this way)

Check Out (we all know why this is here, I can watch porn instead, thanks)

Close Friend 2 (oh we didn’t need that as well)

Love In The Air (kinda non-con and Mame can’t live without rape in a plot, sorry not sorry)

Oh!My Sunshine Night ( I started this series and stopped after two episodes since it was boring, sorry OhmFluke)

War Of Y (started off good, but went downhill pretty fast. Been skipping the last few weeks through the episodes)

Love Victor 3 (not sure where to put this honestly. I loved 1&2, but this was a back and forth, which is normal for teenagers, but I think this wasn’t it for me)

Mr. Cinderella (finally a Vietnamese bl, but not my cup of tea)

Heartstopper (kinda overhyped, plot didn’t get me, boring 😶)

Note at the end: Look how far we’ve come! It’s sad bl’s with lots of sex scenes get the most attention, I recommend everyone to just watch porn if you’re thinking a series/ movie is bad/ not enough because there is not enough bed sports displayed. If you’re an adult, you must know there are relationships that aren’t only in for the sex. (Since I’ve seen enough people saying you’re not a couple when you’re not having sex, BULLSHIT YOU F***ING CHILDREN)

Thanks for coming to my rant. Let’s hope for a better 2023!

[natigail]

August 2023 - natigail

It was time for my Posting Every Day In August (PEDIA) challenge, so I posted 31 chapters/one shots/excerpts this month!

I posted all six chapters of my skz ace/sex worker AU - oh, you kissed me just to kiss me

I posted all five chapters of the side piece to my skz wolfpack AU - What if I Told You I'm a Mastermind?

I posted the December chapter of my phan Stardew AU - Broke, Gay and New in Town

I posted four new chapters of my skz wolfpack AU - Rest in the Belly of the Wolf

I posted a one shot prologue of Seungcheol to my svt mafia AU - 돈’t Blink (at least not here) 

I posted a chapter to another svt mafia AU prologue, this time about verkwan - 돈’t Resist (at least not me) 

I posted both chapters of my Legend of Zelda fic focusing on optaining the Master Sword - to become an immortal dragon is to lose oneself (why did you do it?) 

I posted the first chapter to my bts insomniac/baker AU - the donuts are warm for you

I posted my Good Omens one shot focusing on the season 2 finale - contains information in a tuneful way (stop, you’re losing me)

I posted three excerpts from an original novel wip of mine (x, x, x)

I posted a bts one shot focusing on Yoongi getting his 7 tattoo - Future's gonna be okay 

I posted my The Untamed one shot about Lan Wangji’s grief - you can’t talk me through the fall if we don’t know if i can land 

I posted my phan one shot inspired by Taylor Swift’s Timeless - In another life you still would’ve turned my head

I posted my Nimona one shot focusing on a scene from the film - Say that I'm a monster

I posted my phan one shot about not attending pride - so tell me i’m a rainbow (it makes me feel alright)

I posted my Good Omens one shot about Aziraphale doing an apology dance - it ends with a garden (and a cottage in the south downs) 

Bloody hell, that’s one hell of a list. And it’s not likely the last one I’ll do, I think I’m going to do one with their summaries and stuff too but I wanted to have my usual monthly recap, even if PEDIA always messes with everything in the best way. Same can be seen on this pie chart.

I didn’t even attempt to untangle all the small entries that’s about 1-0% in the grand scheme of things. It’s the fics that were done before this month but needed to be edited before posting. I had given myself the goal of 2k a day because I knew I needed write a lot to complete PEDIA but I also needed to spend a lot of time editing, but I still went past the goal and almost hit 75k.

That definitely held true, but man, I’m still so proud of myself for managing to keep up even while feeling burned out and getting sick. Like, look! I did it. Yay. You’ll get my monthly overview of PEDIA as well, because why not?

Over 253k words posted! Not my record for a PEDIA but it’s the third most I’ve ever done during one of these challenges, which I’ve been doing since 2017 (except my thesis year). Like this month is kind of stressful and getting into a bit of grind with it all, but the sense of accomplishment when sitting back is indescribable. And I still try so very hard to keep the quality top notch, because despite how I like to get lost in my stats - it’ll always be the words that matter more than the numbers.

I’m going to take a very chill time in September. I’ll still keep up with my daily writing habit but we’re aiming for 1k a day instead, and for this coming week, I am going to maybe only keep up with the journalling to take a break.

[rakimaiirisa]

The jungle of the inn keepers door bell caught Thoralds attention and he looked up from his mead hopefully. A woman stood in the doorway, an unsure look on her face as she peered into the dimly lit inn. Remembering the description his employer gave, Thorald jumped to his feet and hurried to her, extending a hand in welcome. "Are you Arisa Bear-Tooth?" He asked and the woman nodded. "In the flesh" she said cheerfully.

He led her to the table he had occupied earlier and called for the serving girl to bring him two tankards of hunningbrew mead. Taking a deep swig of her drink, Arisa sighed happily.

"It's been awhile since I had some good mead. But let's get to business..Why did you want to interview me?" She asked.

Thorald nodded, "You're the dragonborn, the one the Greybeards called for, m’lady. The people of Skyrim want to know more about you and my employer, The Black Horse courier,wants to be the one to tell your story. Please allow me to be the one to tell it"

Arisa looked down at her tankard for a moment then took a deep breath. " Alright. But if your expecting tales of daring adventure, you're going to be disappointed.."

He shook his head, "I just want your take on things, m’lady, Nothing more. " She smiled at him and he noticed the amusement in her eyes. "You can call me Arisa, m’lady is so formal." she said. He nodded slowly. "Ok then.. Arisa, let's get started." He pulled out a leather bound journal and pheasant quill out of his bag. Placing them on the table, he readied himself to write.

1. What is your full name?

"Arisa laenhal Bear-Tooth."

2. "Do you know why you named that?"

"My father and mother fell in love with the name. Had I been a boy, my father wouldve given me a Nordic name, since I tend to look like my mothers race more. (Noting his confusion, she shrugged.) I am half nord/half mer. I look like my mother more then my father, Tho there are some traits he passed along.(she pulled back her hair and Thorald noticed her pointed ears from her mer ancestry) . My middle name is in honor of my bosmer grandmother. I've never met her tho. She passed before my birth. As for my surname, myfather insisted that I take my mothers. He said he didn't want me to suffer the prejudice he faced, especially when dealing with my mothers people."

3. "Are you single or taken?"

Looking down at her mead, she sighed. "Single and I'm only interested in one person. And I don't want discuss who it is."

The jingle of the door bell made them look up. A tall lean dark haired nord with messy circular black war paint around his eyes stood in the doorway. He glanced at them then walked to the bar, the innkeeper Hulda, greeting him fondly. Thorald recognized him, one of the companion's from Jorvaskkr. As he turned back to Arisa, he noted the wistful look on her face. Could this be the person she was talking about earlier? Maybe this could be in a future story! He mentally rejoiced at the thought.

4. "Have any powers or abilities?"

"Since I'm the dragonborn, I can shout like the dragons, without needing training to use the Thuum . I'm very good with destruction and conjuration spells. And according to Eyorland Grey-mane, I'm not bad at working the forge.

5. (Taking a chance)."Stop being a Mary sue. Give me the details, Arisa. "

"You might want to not ask me in that tone or consider the interview over." He apologized, noting the hard look in her eyes and inwardly cringing. Don't blow this,you idiot! You might never get another chance to ask her anything again. he thought.

6.,"whats your eye color?"

" blue."

7. "Hair color? "

"Dark brown."

8. "Have any family members? "

"My father, Rilgor NightSky and my mother, Elena Bear-Tooth. I am a only child.

9." Oh, how bout pets?"

"I have my horse, Stepper. He's a good horse, very reliable and runs like the wind when I need him too."

10. Moving on to something different, Are there things you don't like?"

Laughing , she said " Spiders and Draugr overlords. Been poisoned and blown off my feet too many times to count."

11. "Do you have any activities or hobbies you like to do?"

"Tinkering with the dwemer automatons I find, I also like to try to create new spells. My attempts have been a hit or miss so far."

12." Have you hurt anyone on purpose before? "

"I've tried not to."

13. "Ever…killed anyone before? "

Not if they didn't deserve it.

14. "What kind of animal are you? "

(She grinned and Thorald noticed that her canines seemed a bit longer then normal.) "What do you think?" . "How bout we skip that question?" He said hastily. He didn't want to know.

15. " Name your bad habits?"

(She shrugged.) Procrastinating is one thing I can think of. And blowing my money on things I enjoy. That wouldnt be a problem but I tend to overspend and then I find myself broke until the next job comes along..

16. "Do you look up to anyone at all?"

I have great respect for my shield brothers and sisters of Jorvaskkr. I have learned a lot from them.

17. Are you gay, straight or bisexual?

I enjoy men and women.

18. Do you go to school?

I study with Vignar Grey-mane and Vilkas. They are teaching me the history of tamriel. Vilkas is also trying to teach me how to handle the transactions for the guild. (She frowns slightly) That's not going so well to be honest.

19. "Do you ever want to be married and have children?"

"I don't know...I would like to get married but children? I'm hardly ever home so I'm not sure. I guess it just depends.

20. "Do you have any fanboys or girls? "

I'm not sure.

21. What are you most afraid of?

Hmmm.. I guess letting life pass me by.... And losing people who are precious to me.

22. "What do you usually wear?

Depends on the weather, but I prefer light clothing and armor.

23.whats one food that tempts you?

Snowberry Crostata. Tilma makes the best but Huldas isn't that bad either.

24. "Am I annoying to you? "

(Shrugs) I've dealt with worse.

25. "Well, it's not over.! "

(Another shrug) it's fine.

26.what class are you(low/middle/high?"

When I was with my parents, I was, considered middle. Living in whiterun.. I guess you could say im still middle. I own breezehome and im still able to provide for myself.

27.

"How many friends do you have? "

Im friendly with the whiterun citizens and I can count on my shield brothers and sisters to back me up so quite a few.

28.

"What are your thoughts on pie? "

The only pie sold in whiterun is apple and I am just not a fan of it. Sometimes Hulda will give me one for helping her cut firewood bithe I just give it to Farkas or Vilkas when I see them.

30.

"Favorite drink?"

It's some brew Farkas made. He's calls it the sabrecat stunner. It's really strong but man, so good.

31.

"Whats your favorite place?"

Hmmm.. I have to say Jorvaskkr. It's noisy but there's something comforting about it. Plus, Tilma is a great cook!

[stars-and-branches]

Make me admit stuff ask game:

4, 5, 7, 10, 11, 14, 17, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25 (ignore if you don’t have a crush ATM), 28, 30, 34, 38, 43, 48, 49, 50, 52, 55, 56, 58, 63, 69, 70, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79, 81, 82, 83, 85, 87, 89, 92,

I always pick out a ton of questions I’m sorry haha😅 only answer the ones you want to ☺️

It’s fine! Answers under the cut:

4: “ Is trust a big issue for you? “

Yes. It’s difficult for me to be vulnerable with other people and is something I’ve been working on. I also have anxiety disorder (panic disorder as well) and get caught in really bad fits of paranoia that spiral if I’m not talked down from them.

5: “ Did you hang out with the person you like recently? “

No. I’ve been pretty much cooped up inside my house since last March (travelling occasionally because after my Mom died a bunch of family wanted to see me.).

7: “ What happened tonight? “

Last night I made myself stuffed peppers and went to sleep fairly early. (I have the sleeping habits of a retiree.)

10: “ What is the last beverage you had? “

Water, though before that I had a cup of tea.

11: “ How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? “

Three, my Dad and my close friends.

14: “ What are you going to spend money on next? “

I don’t know, probably food? I don’t tend to spend a lot of money. I’m pretty stingy.

17: “ Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? “

Not really anyone? I have boundaries and there’s some subjects that I can’t address.

20: “ Are you starting to realize anything? “

Not particularly.

21: “ Are you in a good mood? “

Yes, but I’m tired so that might be leaking into my answers a little bit :P.

22: “ Would you ever want to swim with sharks? “

Yes, but it depends on the type of shark!

23: “ Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? “

Yep. My eye color comes from his side of the family (and my Mom’s somewhat).

24: “ What do you want right this second? “

A bowl of soup and a nap. Maybe hot chocolate.

28: “ What was the last thing that made you laugh? “

A Tik Tok I saw while goofing off on my phone. 

30: “ Does everyone deserve a second chance? “

Yes but I don’t have to stick around for it.

34: “ Listening to? “

This playlist. Right now Us and Them by Pink Floyd is playing.

38: “ Who did you last call? “

My grandmother.

43: “ Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? “

Absolutely, I’m a dumbass and embarrass myself in some way shape or form whenever I hang out with anyone, especially my crush. When I’m around someone I like it’s like I lose all of my braincells.

48: “ Do you sing in the shower? “

Sometimes!

49: “ Do you dance in the car? “

I don’t dance so much as I tap my fingers on the steering wheel and nod my head. When I’m sitting at a red light though? That’s another story.

50:  “ Ever used a bow and arrow? “

Twice. The first time was when I was four and went to a ren faire for the first (and only) time. The second time was at 6th grade camp.

52: “ Do you think musicals are cheesy? “

Yes but I still love them.

55: “ Favorite type of fruit pie? “

Dutch apple pie. There’s a mountain town an hour or so from my house that’s famous for their pies.

56: “ Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? “

Music teacher, comedian, actor, computer programmer, park ranger.

58: “ Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? “

Constantly. I’ll be minding my business and realize that the exact situation I’m in happened in a dream a while ago.

63: “ First concert? “

Imagine Dragons when I was 11.

69: “ Ever take dance lessons? “

Yes but I was really young so I don’t remember anything from it.

70: “ Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? “

Not really? Who am I to dictate my spouse’s profession? As long as they’re at least doing something.

71: “ Can you curl your tongue? “

Yes.

72: “ Ever won a spelling bee? “

Nope, I’ve never been in one.

73: “ Have you ever cried because you were so happy? “

Yep, I cry very easily, though I don’t like crying in front of others.

74: “ What is your favorite book? “

The Shining by Stephen King.

75: “ Do you study better with or without music? “

It depends on what/how I’m studying. Most of the time I have music going though.

76: “ Regularly burn incense? “

Yep! Everything except cone incense. I like setting things on fire (loose incense) and I use incense as low-energy offerings regularly.

77: “ Ever been in love? “

Yes.

78: “ Who would you like to see in concert? “

Hozier bc I’m gay. MCR would be awesome too.

79: “ What was the last concert you saw? “

A three day Dead and Company concert back in the summer of 2019, I’m wearing the hoodie I bought from there as I type :D.

81: “ Tea or coffee? “

Tea. but I’m definitely in the mood for a coffee sometimes. Specifically, a poor man’s mocha. (I pour coffee over hot chocolate mix)

82: “ Favorite type of cookie? “

To bake? Either thumbprints or sugar cookies that I can cut out.

To eat? Almond cookies (my Grandmother makes them every Christmas) or peanut butter cookies.

83: “ Can you swim well? “

Somewhat? I’m not joining a swim team anytime soon but I love the water.

85: “ Are you patient? “

I try to be.

87: “ Ever won a contest? “

Not that I can recall, no. Does kahoot count?

89: “ Which are better black or green olives? “

Neither. I don’t care for olives.

92: “ Do you want to get married? “

Yes, but not because of patriarchy or whatever. I want to have a handfasting, it just seems really sweet and romantic, ya know? When I fall in love I fall hard, usually for one person and I tend to get tunnel vision for them. 

[pathetiic-fallacy]

i was tagged by @peachbotttom to answer these ten unique questims 💖

1. What’s your ideal novel?

Romance novel about cottagecore lesbian witches with a cool familiar who have to travel through the fae realm to stop the fae world and the real world from being merged into one. Also no one dies and the lesbians are happy

2. If you could learn any trade/skill in the world, what would it be and why?

Ooo there are many I would like to do but I think I would really like to be able to master some kind of craft involving creating something with your hands? Like from jewlery making, pottery, sewing, or painting? That’s super broad oops

3. If you could take any person from history or literature on a date, who would it be? What would your date be like?

Sappho get ready we’re going on a romantic date and I’ll bring you flowers

4. What’s your favorite dessert?

Apple pie!

5. Is there anything you regret? If you could go back in time and stop yourself or change the thing, would you?

I think that I would halt myself from ever trying to pretend to be someone who I’m not? If I had the chance to go back in time and tell myself that I’m capable and valued just the way I am and not to be frightened of what other people may perceive of me. Also I would tell myself to be kind and open minded. Also just give myself the heads up that I’m queer.

6. Do you like playing video games? If so, which games are your favorites?

I’m not a big gamer, but I LOVE playing them! Right now, I’ve been playing Dragon Age Inquisition, and I’ve been playing a lot of Stardew Valley recently! Life is Strange and the Uncharted series will always have a special place in my heart though

7. Spicy food—yes or no?

YES

8. Would you rather hear the thoughts of people or animals?

Animals! I don’t think I want to know what people think tbh. that sounds super stressful

9. What’s a hobby you would like to try getting into?

Painting! I’m tragically a lackluster wanna be art gay

10. What does your dream future look like?

Idk I think most of all I want to be happy, healthy and financially stable. I want to live with my partners with a few pets, a nice garden, and in a home where we feel comfortable, welcomed, and content.

Here are my questions for you!

1. What is your favourite myth or legend?

2. What was your favourite book/movie/media growing up?

3. What reminds you of home?

4. Minimalism or Cluttered?

5. What is your ideal gift?

6. If you could choose one fictional character to embark on an adventure with, who would you choose?

7. Press shuffle on your music three times. What song is playing?

8. Who or What is your fashion inspiration?

9. Sun or Moon?

10. If you were a story behind a constellation, what would the constellation pattern look like?

I’m Tagging: @punkwyrm @shojobro @ladyofthe-upsidedown @kasper4485 @kaspzier @jortsbian @gemder @blood-stricken @dreamycalypso @fairyfountainn @beewitched-blr @crystalsintheair 

[qobiin]

weekly fic rec hoard

here's what i've been enjoying reading (and re-reading) this past week for different fandoms across the board! this week features: atla, bnha, good omens, harry potter, marvel, naruto and stranger things  ♡ means: all-time fave, (m) means: 18+ themes 

avatar: the last airbender

♡ first rule of earth kingdom fight club... series by ohmygodwhy  zuko, his stubborn inability to die, and finding himself thru getting his ass kicked 

The Most Ragged Edges by twinfinite  In hindsight, Zuko really should have seen this conversation coming. He can almost hear Li and Lo chanting wickedly about the magic of Ember Island, about waves smoothing away rough edges… 

♡ ribs by ohmygodwhy  The first thing Zuko tells him during their first lesson after the whole Sun Warrior ruins ordeal, is “Fire comes from the breath.” a lesson in learning, and re-learning. 

♡ see your son rising at last by aloneintherain  When Zuko dashes into the sitting room, it is with the same wide-eyed panic that he ran from Azula’s smoking hands when he was a child. Iroh bites down on a smile. Zuko looks the same, even now, a decade later with a scar blossomed over one side of his face, green and brown robes replacing the solitary reds of his childhood. His hair is puffed up around his face. He looks like a very frightened, very windswept turtle-dove. Zuko dives behind Iroh just as Aang breezes to a stop in the doorway. Five times Zuko hid behind Iroh, plus one time Zuko stood proudly in front of him.

♡ the beginning of a new and brighter birth by aloneintherain  “I’m so proud of you, my nephew.” Uncle cups Zuko’s face in his lined hand. The gesture is so tender, his palm so warm, that Zuko has to take a fortifying breath against the sudden swell of emotion in his chest. “I want to be a good leader, Uncle,” Zuko says. “I want to look after my people.” “You will,” Uncle says. “You are, nephew.” In a new era of peace, Zuko works to be a very different Fire Lord than his forefathers.

boku no hero academia 

the stars are floating and we are flying by lunalou  Aizawa starts walking towards the exit, obviously expecting Shouto to follow him, but Shouto's feet are frozen in place. His eyes flicker from the distorted reflection of himself in the ice to where All Might is giving him a long look, eyes kinder than anything Todoroki has ever been deserving of, and he feels sick.  “Todoroki-kun,” Midoriya says gently, squeezing his arm in what Shouto presumes is meant to be a reassuring gesture. “It’s going to be okay.” He doesn’t think Midoriya is in any place to tell him what okay is, all things considered, but he chooses to keep quiet on the matter. 

♡ I’ll share this with you, so leave it behind by yabakuboi  For the sake of the story, All Might is never in need of a successor, and, when Izuku saves Katsuki from the sludge monster, encourages young Midoriya down a different path. Thus, Katsuki and Izuku part ways after junior high, as Katsuki enters U.A. and the Midoriyas move overseas. It’s later that Katsuki realizes that there’s something missing, that he drove that something away. Years after, Katsuki finds him in the last place he looks, in the cereal aisle at the local grocery store of their childhood neighborhood. 

Loose lips Sail ships by Yousayhun  Bakugou is at war with his own fucking mouth and everyone else just seems to be having the time of their lives. 

♡ flare guns go off in my head saying not to call you this late by youreanovelidea  Midoriya beams at him and Tokoyami is suddenly hit with the urge to look away. “So bright,” he mutters under his breath, low enough that Midoriya can’t hear him.  (or, Midoriya is a problem child who just really loves his friends) 

(m) The Devil Blues by iknewaman  The 78th precinct's police captain, Toshinori Yagi, has volunteerd his squad to help implement the mayor's wish of increasing the successful cooperation between the city police and active Pro-Heroes. Each detective is to be assigned a Pro-Hero who will shadow them for two weeks, and the operation has been dubbed the 'Station Cooperation Operation'. Although it is not well-received by those involved, Izuku Midoriya, current detective at the 78th precinct and loyal follower of captain Toshinori's ideals, believes that the operation will be a success. If his captain says it will succeed, there isn't a doubt in Izuku's mind that it will. That is until he meets his assigned Pro-Hero. 

♡ someone is wrong on the internet by rhenna  It’s been a long day. By all rights, Izuku should be falling into bed, half dead. But instead of sleeping, he’s hunched over his laptop at 2 in the morning writing a dissertation about why exactly Ground Zero’s pecs are the best pecs to ever pec, and how dare anyone insinuate that he should lose some of that muscle because don’t you even understand what kind of physique a quirk like that requires? Amateurs.  (Izuku has two jobs in this world: pro-hero and anonymous president of the Ground Zero fan club. What could possibly go wrong?) 

good omens

♡ Divine Intervention (aka God ships it) by TheLadyZepher  There’s a battle strategy devised by humans many millennia ago that's designed to overcome an adversary who is particularly well entrenched. Some walls are too tall and thick for a frontal assault, and must instead be bested through sheer dogged stubbornness. Crowley and Aziraphale didn’t know it, but they were about to be put under siege.  Fed up with an angel and a demon who are still avoiding any talk of Feelings, God starts to interfere. When it comes to the ineffable plan, sometimes things need a bit of a push. 

♡ Slow by write_away  It started like this: A boy with the ability to warp reality met an angel and a demon and he made assumptions.  You might say it started like this: An angel and a demon found a marriage contract hung on the wall of the angel's bookshop. They didn't question it. It also could have started like this: Once upon a time, the angel told the demon he went too fast. The demon took it to heart.  Aziraphale and Crowley find themselves somehow married. Crowley fears going too fast. Aziraphale forges ahead. Neither know how to ask questions of each other. 

♡ Eziraphael’s Gifts: A History of Queer Faith and Longing, by Natasha Marie Johnson (Beacon Press, 2019). by actualbat  "If Eziraphael has come to be known--in today's language--as the 'guardian angel of sad queers,' then it makes sense for him to have shown up more regularly in the past once that became a recognizable historical category." Natasha is really glad that she's given this talk enough times to be able to do it on autopilot, because those two funny-looking men in the back just made the most absurdly astonished faces. (Or: Not all historians ignore gay subtext, and not all immortal celestial beings have their shit together. Also, voodoo.) 

harry potter 

♡ Apple Slices and Cocoa by FeathersMcStrange  Harry Potter is an abused kid with not an adult in the world on his side when Molly Weasley meets him.  She decides right then and there that if nobody else is going to try and take care of this boy, then dammit, she's going to. 

hello goodbye (’twas nice to know you) by tamerofdarkstars  Draco Malfoy thinks he might know whose thoughts are scrawling themselves on his skin, but that's crazy. Impossible, even. It has to be a mistake.  -  Self-indulgent soulmate AU where the thoughts of your soulmate inscribe themselves on your skin in a shifting magic tattoo 

♡ (m) Men Who Love Dragons Too Much by fencer_x, IDoodleForNoodles  ‘Kill Albus Dumbledore’ is less a challenging task and more a suicide mission, so when Draco Malfoy is presented with the option to either dispatch his Headmaster or suffer an excruciating and most ignominious death of his own, along with his parents, he reaches deep into his black little Slytherin heart and manages to scrape together enough courage to go with option C instead: Spend Sixth Year secretly studying Animagecraft in the hopes he’ll turn into something sufficiently imposing even the Dark Lord himself won’t be able to keep Draco under his thumb. But just his luck, his Animagus form turns out to be a dragon, and a rather randy juvenile at that, intent on finding its mate: one Harry James Potter. 

marvel 

♡ Hard to Love by Gruoch  If someone had told May that Iron Man himself would one day occasionally show up uninvited to her quiet little apartment and intrude into her quiet little life, she would have laughed them out of the room. But then her life seems chock-full of unpleasant surprises these days.  Or, Tony Stark wants a bigger piece of the pie. May Parker learns to accept help. Peter just wants to keep the peace. 

♡ Mr. Parker Declined to Comment by apisdn  The events leading up to the embarrassing moments during the Doomed Field trip, and how Peter Parker accidentally ended up in charge of things. All the while the political machine moves on, the Avengers do not kiss and make up, and the future draws ever closer. 

Another No-Good Field Trip by Muimor  Peter Parker is not having a good day. AKA, Where Peter's decathlon team take a field trip to the Avengers Compound, Vision's a menace, and Peter really doesn't want to go.

naruto 

(m) Resonance by flailinginlove  After being hit by a missing-nin's jutsu, Kakashi's chakra is never the same again. 

♡ (m) What Otter Nonsense by DarkAuroran  “Is that an otter?” Iruka asks as large, sable eyes blink at him and a little whiskered nose twitches curiously. “That’s an otter. Why do you have an otter?”  “I can’t tell you,” Kakashi says with a great amount of dignity for a man cradling a baby otter in armoured gloves. “Classified Jounin mission business.”

♡ Learning Curve by ishiryoku  This is the life she chose: the path of the shinobi. It's either roll with the punches or be left behind by her team—and Sakura's not about to let them go off on their own. 

♡ Roots and Wings by ideaoforder  When Naruto is kidnapped from his orphanage at age three, Kakashi is so done with this shit. He gets Naruto back, tells the Hokage where to go (politely, because he isn't suicidal), and raises the boy himself. Or, you know, tries and is proud when there aren't too many explosions. Then everybody starts to copy him and it's a whole thing. 

stranger things

In Which Starcourt Is a Pun by asexual-fandom-queen (writeordietrying)  “Welcome to Scoops Ahoy. Do you know what you want?”  Nancy and Jonathan visit the Starcourt Mall and corner Steve at his place of work with their feelings, but in an awkward, this-is-still-the-1980s-so-we-can't-be-too-direct kind of way. 

♡ my father comes and he goes by mjolnirbreaker  So, for Max, he doesn’t punch Billy Fucking Hargrove. He just sits there in sweltering heat and listens to the C’s being announced, and when parents cheer for their kids he tries not to think about how his parents are currently in Colorado. 

♡ it’s a risk, it’s a gamble by nondz (pinkjook)  “I think we should pretend to date,” Robin says. "What?" Steve answers. 

one of those new wave boys by glorious_spoon  It probably should feel more awkward than it does. (Or: Steve and Robin go on a road-trip, drink, listen to music, and look after each other. And yeah, maybe there's some cuddling involved too.)

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[justaprototyp3]

i drew dragons and i gave them sunglasses. (cuz i just finished winter turning)

if i make any content of them later it will be under the tag #future gay dragon pie

[belongstorakimaiirisa]

OC interview - Arisa Bear-Tooth

Tagged by @avaleon

thank you ava ❤❤❤

So i kinda changed the wording and made an intro so its long 🤷‍♀️

Tagging @opal-bee @malwa1216 @malmalsass @@shadowtigers @tasharenecarna  @bosdansefanatic @danse-or-farkas @alexaberkeley

Rules

1. Choose an OC. 2. Answer them as that OC. 3. Tag 5  people to do the same. Doing as many as i want

The jingle of the inn keepers door bell caught Thorald’s attention and he looked up from his mead hopefully. A woman stood in the doorway, an unsure look on her face as she peered into the dimly lit inn. Remembering the description his employer gave, Thorald jumped to his feet and hurried to her, extending a hand in welcome.  "Are you the Dragonborn ?“ He asked and the woman nodded. "In the flesh”, she said cheerfully.

 He led her to the table he had occupied earlier and called for the serving girl to bring him two tankards of  mead.  Taking a deep swig of her drink, Arisa sighed happily, “It’s been awhile since I had some good mead. But let’s get to business..Why did you want to interview me?”  She asked. Thorald nodded, “You’re the dragonborn,  the one the Greybeards called for, m’lady. The people of Skyrim want to know more about you and my employer, The Black Horse courier,wants to be the one to tell your story. Please allow me to be the one to tell it”

Arisa looked down at her tankard for a moment then took a deep breath. “ Ok” She said, “But if your expecting tales of daring adventures and woes, you’re going to be disappointed..” He shook his head, “I just want your take on things, m’lady, Nothing more. ” She smiled at him and he noticed the amusement in her eyes. “You can call me Arisa,  m’lady is so formal.” she said.  He nodded slowly. “Ok then.. Arisa, let’s get started.” He pulled out a leather bound journal and pheasant quill out of his bag.  Placing them on the table, he readied himself to write.

1.“ What is your full name? ” Arisa  Laenhal Bear-Tooth.

2. “Do you know why you named that?” My father and mother fell in love with the name Arisa. Had I been a boy, my father would’ve given me a Nordic name, since I tend to look like my mothers race more. (Noting his confusion, she shrugged.) I am half nord/half mer. I  look like my mother more then my father, Tho there are some traits he passed along(she pulled  back her hair and Thorald noticed her pointed ears from her mer ancestry) . My middle name is in honor of my bosmer grandmother. I’ve never met her tho. She passed before my birth. As for my surname, my father insisted that I take my mothers. He said he didn’t want me to suffer the prejudice He faced, especially when dealing with my mothers people.

3. “Are you single or taken?” (Looking down at her mead, she sighed.) Single and I’m only interested in one person. And I don’t want discuss who it is. (The jingle of the door bell made them look to see who it was. A tall lean dark haired nord with black war paint around his eyes stood in the doorway. He  glanced at them briefly then walked to the bar, the innkeeper, Hulda, greeting him fondly. Thorald recognized him, one of the companion’s from Jorrvaskr. As he turned back to Arisa, he noted the blush on her cheeks. Could this be the person she was talking about earlier? Maybe this could be in a future story! He mentally rejoiced at the thought)

4. “Have any powers or abilities?” I can shout like the dragons. I good with destruction and restoration spells. And according to Eyorland Grey-mane, I’m not bad at working the forge.

5. (Taking a chance).“Stop being a Mary sue. Give me the details, Arisa. ” Might want to not ask me in that tone or consider the interveiw over. (He apologized, noting the hard look in her eyes and inwardly cringing. Don’t blow this,you idiot! You might never get another chance to ask her anything again, he thought)

6.,“Whats your eye color?”      Hazel blue

7. “Hair color? ”      Dark brown

8. “Have any family members? ”       My father, Rilgor Nightsky and my mother, Elena Bear-Tooth. I am an only child.

9.“ Oh, how bout pets?   I have my horse, Stepper.  He’s a very good horse, very reliable and runs like the wind when I need him too.

10. Moving on to something different, Are there things you don’t like?”

Giant spiders and draugr. Been poisoned and blown off my feet too many times

11. “Do you have any activities or hobbies you like to do?” Tinkering with the dwemer automatons I find, I also like to try to create new spells. My attempts have been a hit or miss so far.

12.“ Have you hurt anyone on purpose before? ” I’ve tried not to.

13. “Ever…killed anyone before? ”       Not if they didn’t deserve it.

14. “What kind of animal are you? ”       (She grinned and Thorald noticed that her canines seemed a bit longer then normal.) “What do you think?” (How bout we skip that question? He said hastily. He didn’t want to know)

15. “ Name your bad habits?” (She shrugged.)  Procrastinating is one thing I can think of. And blowing my money on things I enjoy. That normally wouldn’t be a problem but I tend  to overspend and then I find myself broke until the next job comes along..

16. “Do you look up to anyone at all?” I have great respect for my shield brothers and sisters of Jorrvaskr. I have learned a lot from them.

17. Are you gay, straight or bisexual? I enjoy men and women.

18. Do you go to school? I study with Vignar Grey-mane and Vilkas. They are teaching me the history of tamriel. Vilkas is also trying to teach me how to handle the transactions for the guild. (She frowns slightly) That’s not going so well to be honest.

19. “Do you ever want to be married and have children?” “I don’t know…I would like to get married but children? I’m hardly ever home so I’m not sure. I guess it just depends.

20. "Do you have any fanboys or girls? ”      I’m not sure.  I don’t think I do.

21. What are you most afraid of?      Hmmm.. I guess letting life pass me by…. And losing people who are precious to me.

22. “What do you usually wear?  Depends on the weather, but I prefer light clothing and armor.

23.whats one food that tempts you? Snowberry Crostata. Tilma makes the best but Huldas isn’t that bad either.

24. "Am I annoying to you? ” (Shrugs)  I’ve dealt with worse.

25. “Well, it’s not over.! ” (Another shrug)  it’s fine.

26.what class are you(low/middle/high?“ When I was with my parents, I was, considered middle. Living in Whiterun.. I guess you could say im still middle. I own Breezehome and im still able to provide for myself.

27. "How many friends do you have? ” Im friendly with the whiterun citizens and I can count on my shield brothers and sisters to back me up sooo quite a few.

28. “What are your thoughts on pie? ” The only pie sold in whiterun is apple and I am just not a fan of it. Sometimes Hulda will give me one for helping her cut firewood and I just give it to Farkas or Vilkas when I see  them.

29.Favorite drink?     It’s some brew Farkas made. He’s calls it the Sabrecat Stunner. It’s really strong but man, so good.  You can taste the sweetness of snowberries in it.

30.“Whats your favorite place?” Hmmm.. I have to say Jorvaskkr.  It’s noisy but there’s something comforting about it. Plus, Tilma is a great cook!

31. “Are you interested in anyone?”    (Sighs) yeah, but I don’t think he notices…

32.“Im sorry, that was a stupid question. ” It’s ok, I don’t mind.

33.Would you rather swim in a lake or an ocean? “ Lakes. Actually Lake illinata is one of my favorite places to camp at.

34. "What’s your type? ” Tall, dark haired, and they have to have  some more of interest in non battle related things.

35. “Any fetishes?“ Well, I like… Wait,.. I don’t think the people of Skyrim need to know THAT.

36. Camping or outdoors?       Both, you can’t camp without being outdoors..

Looking over his journal, Thorald nodded to himself. Everything looked ok and he would do a rewrite when he got back to Solitude. Rising up from his chair , he extended his hand and shook Arisa’s. "Thank you Dragonborn, I appreciate you allowing me to interview you” She nodded,  "No problem…it was interesting" She said. He flashed her a smile, “I’ll have the paper sent to breezehome as soon as im done.Well, I have to go but I wish you health and happiness on your journeys, my friend.”

[khadij-al-kubra]

Thomas In Wonderland (Full Fanfic) Chapter 1

Characters: Thomas (fictional), Roman, Patton, Logan, Virgil, Remy, Emile, Joan, Talyn Deceit, Nate, the Dragon Witch (i mean jabberwalkie), Possibly fan adopted shorts characters

Pairings: None (although knowing me and my love of ships, this may change)

Words: 1368

Summary: Thomas seems to have lost his inspiration, his creative drive, and in short has a seriously BAD case of writers block. Perhaps an accidental trip down the rabbit hole into a land of nonsense and madness will help him find that flighty spark he’s been looking for.

Author’s Note: Greetings guys, gals, & non-binary pals! Looks like this is going to be my first multi-chapter fanfic of the new year. This chapter is more of a prologue than anything so it won’t be as long. If you know my writing though, than future chapters are pretty much guaranteed to be MUCH longer. And as always feel free to leave a comment in the messages or reply if you have any notes or constructive critiques. I’m always open to writing advice. Also, if you would like to be in the tag list for this fanfic, feel free to message or inbox me and I shall happily and gratefully add you to the list. I’m super excited about this, and I hope you all enjoy.

Prologue

Writers block. The bane of his existence and possible the only thing that Thomas hated even more than he hated bigoted jerk faces. ...Okay he hated the latter way more, but writers block was definitely up there on the list, right behind mucky Florida heat and cold pizza. His current bout of creative block however was making its way up that list.

“Come on brain...think of things. Come on brain, be so smart,” Thomas mumbled to himself, disappointed he couldn’t even come up with something more original than a borrowed line from that Lin-Manuel Miranda vine.

He certainly felt like the embodiment of it though.

He had been sitting at the table in his living room for the past two hours. His laptop was opened to a mockingly blank page, a lined yellow notepad next to it covered in scratched out bad ideas, crumpled papers were scattered around him, and his Steven Universe mug half emptied of coffee that was cold by now. To add insult to injury, it was an actually nice crisp yet sunshiny autumn day and Thomas could only sit inside as the beauty of it mocked him from the other side of his living room window. The jerk!

He would’ve loved nothing more than to go for a walk outside or visit his friends, but sadly Thomas had a new script to write. Normally he and Joan were pretty good about keeping on top of schedules and they’d even gotten the last two scripted videos out in pretty good amounts of time. Which hopefully made up for that six month dry spell they both swore never to speak of again. However, Joan reminded him that a new scripted video was due soon and Thomas for the life of him just COULD NOT seem to come up with any new or exciting story ideas! It was like his creativity was wandering around a blank page desert and the oasis of is imagination had dried up.

“Say, that could make for a neat Sanders Sides video,” Thomas mused to himself perking up...only to deflate back down after realizing they didn’t have the budget for that kind of a green screen effect. “Besides, the sides never debate outside of my living room and moving them to a location outside of my house wouldn’t make any sense.”

Thomas groaned and plonked his forehead onto the wooden coffee table. Making videos and writing scripts used to be so much fun. Until it started being his job more than a passion. It’s not like he didn’t know what he was signing up for. He wanted this, and he knew he was luckier than most that he got to get paid for creating art and doing what he loved. Not that he and his team did it for the money. Except lately creating felt more like a chore. Not something eh wanted to do but like something he had to do. Like dusting, which was his least favorite chore. Creating felt like a chore! But he couldn’t let Joan or Camden or his wonderful famders down. So he needed to come up with something good...Thomas just wish he could feel that rush of wondrous joy and colorful excitement about his work again. He missed coming up with ideas that were so out there yet he felt a surge of pride every time they worked. Lately all his ideas felt, well, like looking at a faded rainbow. Which was sad as both and artist and a gay man...But deadlines were deadlines and he had to create something to post for the next video.

“That is if i could come up with something period!” Thomas sighed. “Maybe i need a break. Just five to ten minutes of something fun to get the ol’ juices flowing again. Something exciting...”

He looked at the very cold coffee with a pouted lip. Or maybe I just need a boost from my favorite caffeinated drug, he thought. With that decided Thomas picked up the mug and got up to go to the kitchen. Before he even reached the entryway however, a flash of purple in the corner of his eye stopped him. It was from outside. Curious, Thomas went over to the window to peer outside, hoping to see what that thing was. Maybe it was a pretty hummingbird or something, he mused, on its way flying south for the winter. He squinted as he saw the bushes across his yard tremble and this time he caught the flash of purple as it popped our from the foliage.

Only it wasn’t a hummingbird. It was a rabbit: A black rabbit wearing a velvet purple waistcoat. Thomas did a double take. he rubbed at his tired eyes to be sure he wasn’t just seeing things after staring at a blank screen for so long. Nope. It was really there. And if that weren’t jaw drop worth enough, now the black rabbit was taking out a silver pocket watch from his waistcoat pocket.

“Well that’s not something you see every day.”

Too curious to pass seeing this delightful oddity up close, Thomas quickly set down his mug, pulled his jacket over his favorite faded circle shirt and slipped his sneakers on. He was out the door and across faster than you could say Jeemanetty. When he was a few feet away from the rabbit, who was paying more attention to his pocket watch, Thomas slowed down to a tip toe so as not to scare the rabbit off. As he got closer Thomas saw that there was an elegant storm cloud design engraved on the back of the watch. What a cute little fella, Thomas thought to himself. But where did he come from? How did he get a fancy watch and threads like that? Should I call animal control though? As he was debating this, something even weirder happened.

“Ah geeze,” said the Black Rabbit. “I am so late! He’s gonna have my ears and whiskers for this, along with the rest of my head.”

Thomas literally felt his jaw drop and his eyes bug out near cartoon level.

“You can TALK!?” Thomas shouted.

The Black Rabbit jumped at this voice. The silver watch shook in his trembling hands, the poor thing. He hadn’t meant to frighten the little guy. It’s just a talking black rabbit wasn’t something you saw every day, not even in the Bermuda Triangle of America that is Florida.

“It’s okay little guy,” Thomas said, hands held out carefully. “I’m not gonna hurt you, I just wanna talk.”

The Black Rabbit anxiously looked from Thomas to his watch and then back again.

“No time to talk,” he said. “I’mlateI’mLATEI’MLATE!!!”

And then quick as a lightning strike the Black Rabbit dashed into the thicket of shrubbery and trees. Without thinking about it Thomas ran after him.

“Wait, I’m sorry! Come back! Maybe I can help you,” Thomas called out to the purple clad creature ahead of him.

He chased the Rabbit through brambles and bushes, across lawns and through low hanging leaves. If Thomas had taken a moment to think he would’ve realized that there was no way he could possibly catch up to a wild animal, least of all one with a waistcoat and pocket watch, which was surely proof that he was smarter than the average bunny even without the talking. He also would’ve noticed that the hole that the Black Rabbit had ducked into was much larger than a normal rabbit hole and was probably dangerous if someone were to get too close. Most of all, had Thomas slowed down for a moment to think, he would’ve realized that when he left the house in a hurry, he had forgotten to tie the laces of his sneakers that he’d slipped on.

But Thomas did none of those things. As a result, what he did do was trip on his laces just after seeing the Black Rabbit go down the whole. And because he was so close when he tripped on his laces, even if he wanted to, Thomas could not stop to think now.

All he could do was scream loudly as he fell headlong down the rabbit hole into the unknown.

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[hircines-meatloaf]

OC interview

Aaaaa thank you for tagging me @bakedsweetroll​, I’ve never seen this version before <3

If they be willing, I’ll tag @powerovernothing, @yesiwasinthechessclub, @ongoingaccident, @airiat, @ash-yam-stew

1. What’s your name?

Riza >:3

2. Do you know why you are named that?

No idea to be honest. I figure my parents thought a less ‘khajiiti’ name would be easier for me in Skyrim and they heard the name somewhere and liked it. I’ve never asked them though so *shrug*

3. Are you single or taken?

I’n not particularly taken but I’m not sure I could call myself single either, it’s a little complicated. I have things going on with some people around Skyrim but some are more of a thing than others y’know

4. Have any abilities or powers?

I have some skill with magic and obviously I’m dragonborn so since most people don’t have any ability with Thu’um I’d say that counts. Although I’m still pretty new to this so who knows what I’ll be able to do later :)

5. Stop being a Mary Sue.

Stop me yourself coward

6. What’s your eye color?

mmmm icy blue like the glaciers of the Pale

7. How about your hair color?

It’s a sort of auburn brown I’d say. There was one time it was purple briefly but that was because of a lost bet and some college mages

8. Have any family members?

I have a decently sized family actually! I don’t have any siblings but y parents live in Skyrim, and I have some grandparents and stuff in Elsweyr

9. Oh? How about any pets?

Lydia >w< no I’m joking don’t tell her I said that haha. I’ve never really had any pets but we had a horse or two when I was little. Part of me wishes I didn’t have to kill dragons :( since that would be the coolest

10. That’s cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don’t like.

mmm Really don’t like draugr. They usually go down pretty easily but my fur is on end the entire time I’m in one of those places. I ALSO HATE BEARS. THEY COME OUT OF GODS DAMN NOWHERE AND FLOOR ME EVERY TIME.

11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?

I enjoy singing and playing instruments! I’m not that great at it but I’m passable playing the lute and drum. I also like to cook and have dinner with some friends sometimes, it’s cozy, and hunting and exploring Skyrims wilderness is always fun

12. Have you hurt anyone in any way before?

Oh yeah, a few people. 

13. Ever… killed anyone before?

haha yeah

14. What kind of animal are you?

*looks down* I.. I’m a cat?

15. Name your worst habits?

I have been told that it is problematic when I steal all the shinies and cool stuff. But jokes on them cuz I took their stuff too

16. Do you look up to anyone at all?

Not anyone specifically no, I just have people I respect greatly. I respected Kodlak, I respect Idgrod Ravencrone, among others. I’m fond of Balgruuf, and Brynjolf, Karliah. I respect my friends generally basically. Although, there are other’s that while I couldn’t and would want to call them friend I have a certain admiration for because maybe they were smart or skilled in the way they did something.

17. Are you gay, straight or bisexual?

Straight, in terms of experience up till now. Who knows though, there might be a woman I fall in love with in the future

18. Do you go to school?

Well most of my schooling was done by my parents but I did have the opportunity to go to a small program when I was about 7-8 to fill in some gaps and teach me some extra skills. In my adult life I’ve taken the opportunity of travelling to join as many institutions and study as much as possible though!

19. Ever want to marry and have any kids one day?

I don’t have anything against marriage, if someone loves me enough to want to marry me then I’ll do it but I don’t really think it’s necessary. Children too, sure I’d like them one day probably but right now I’m not bothered. I don’t want to put my body through that on the mortal plane.

20. Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?

Some people do come up to me and express their admiration but mostly I deal with things outside of large cities and witha helmet or hood on so who I am hasn’t spread that widely yet. I do enjoy when I am welcomed as the dragonborn by powerful figures though, it’s a great ego boost ;)

21. What are you most afraid of?

Void. Things, my life, the world, being devoid of what makes it. Even after death, eventhough I’m afraid of that too, Being religated to a husk of what I once was and nothing keeping that alive scares me.

22. What do you usually wear?

A little bit of everything!I’m not too fussy. I like dresses and trousers and armour, but I do prefer wide necklines since tight ones make me feel like if being strangled sometimes :/

23. What one food tempts you?

I can at times be bribed with grilled salmon. Or the moonbread my mother makes

24. Am I annoying you?

Not particularly, we’re you trying to?

25. Well, it’s still not over!

>:3

26. What class are you (low/middle/high)?

My family has money but we’ve usually kept things quite humble so somewhere in the lower middle I suppose. We also have some status thanks to my grandma being one of the most sought after dancers in Elsweyr for a while

27. How many friends do you have?

A fair few actually! I’m quite social so I meet a lot of people. Close friends I only have a small handful though, I don’t like having too many people too close to me at one time. Especially with all the political games going on

28. What are your thoughts on pie?

*heavy breathing* yes I have been known to parttake in pie

29. Favourite drink?

I like mead, canis root tea. I currently have a monopoly on every remaining bottle of honningbrew mead in Skyrim.

30. What’s your favourite place?

I love being at home since I go days or weeks without being there sometimes. But there are some beautiful places around too, I love spending time in the Bannered Mare, or Clearpring Tarn, or the hotspringsssss

31. Are you interested in anyone?

a few anyones yes ;3

32. That was a stupid question…

and a stupid answer

33. Would you rather swim in the lake or the ocean?

I prefer shallow or manmade things usually. Large bodies of water scare me a bit. I’m working on it though since I nabbed a helmet of waterbreathing

34. What’s your type?

Tol...... I like high elves a lot

35. Any fetishes?

I don’t think so.. just don’t be a twat? Also take a bath you filthy animal. I’m a cat and I put myself through that, you don’t even have fur

36. Camping indoors or outdoors?

Camping isn’t really my thing but I sometimes like sleeping outside in the wilderness. Indoors? I didn’t know you could camp indoors. I like making nests for myself if that counts?

[myswtorchildren]

Interview Meme

1. Choose an OC.

2. Answer them as that OC.

3. Tag 5 people to do the same.

Thanks a lot for tagging me, @a-muirehen!! And I’m tagging @cyrraluu, @keldae, @greyias, @cole-saberhagen and everyone who wants to do it!

I chose Xal, when he’s already the Commander (ingame)/Emperor (in story) and with the Empire again. I just love him so much!!

1. What is your name?

“Xel’kanth. You don’t need to know my last name. It’s irrelevant.”

2. Do you know why are you named that?

“I remember my father told me when I was young, but I didn’t really care. So I don’t know.”

3. Are you single or taken?

“I am.. uhh.. Taken. I guess? *looks at Arcann from the corner of his eyes and he smiles and nods back*”

4. Have any abilities or powers?

“I have to ask, are you okay? You don’t know if I, Xal’kenth, Commander of the Eternal Alliance, Emperor of Zakuul have power? I should choke you to death.”

5. Stop being a Mary Sue.

“You are in no position to tell me what I can or can’t be. I am whatever I want to be. Anyways... What’s that?”

6. What’s your eye color?

“Yellow.”

7. How about your hair color?

“Red.”

8. Have any family members?

“My parents are dead. I don’t know anything about my brother. But I guess he’s dead too.”

9. Oh? How about pets?

“I don’t need a filthy animal roaming around in my house or on my ship. I have Broonmark for that.”

10. That’s cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don’t like?

“Betrayal. You won’t live long, if you decide to betray me. Oh, Theron? I almost killed him. He can thank his life for Lana. She held me back.”

11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?

“Ruling counts, right? Well, if not, I like training. I like the feeling of my power.”

12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?

“That is a really stupid question to ask from me. I did. I hurt a lot of people daily. That’s part of being the Emperor.”

13. Ever… killed anyone before?

“I don’t think I ever hurt anyone and let them live. If you do something that deserves being hurt by me, you are dead.”

14. What kind of animal are you?

“Let’s say Krayt Dragon. They will poison you and kill you if you touch them. I’m mostly the same, though I don’t have poison, but I have two lightsabers.”

15. Name your worst habits?

“I don’t know, you should ask the people around me.”

16. Do you look up to anyone at all?

“I always looked up to Darth Marr. I still do. He was the best Sith I’ve ever met and I’ll always honor his memory.”

17. Are you gay, straight or bisexual?

“Bisexual.”

18. Do you go to school?

“My parents sent me to school when I was little and later I studied on the Sith Academy. But that was a long time ago.”

19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?

“*looks at Arcann and back quickly* Yes. I want to marry and have kids. And I already know with whom.*sends a soft smile towards Arcann and then straightens his face to look serious again*”

20. Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?

“Probably. I should be the role model for every Sith in the Empire.”

21. What are you most afraid of?

“I’m not afraid of anything. I am the one people are afraid of. No, I’m not trying to look cool. If someone kills me, takes away something from me, that means I was weak and I didn’t deserve that thing.”

22. What do you usually wear?

“Anything black and red, which says ‘I am your Emperor, bow to me!’.”

23. What’s one food that tempts you?

“I don’t really think this is a thing for me.”

24. Am I annoying to you?

“I’m tempted to kill you. Is that answer enough?”

25. Well, it’s still not over!

“When will it be over?”

26. What class are you (low/middle/high)?

“Okay, then don’t answer. Anyways. I’m the highest you can imagine. I am the EMPEROR. You know what that means?”

27. How many friends do you have?

“About 2. Maybe. The ones I trust.”

28. What are your thoughts on pie?

“It’s a food. It’s delicious. Maybe I’ll eat some later.”

29. Favorite drink?

“Alderaniaan Brandy. Have you had some ever? It’s the best.”

30. What’s your favorite place?

“There are some. Korriban. A breath taking planet for sure. Odessen, my new home. And Zakuul. A really interesting place for me still.”

31. Are you interested in anyone?

“I already told you I know who I want to marry. So guess.”

32. That was a stupid question…

“And that wasn’t the first.”

33. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?

“Ocean. It’s wild and not little and boring, like lakes.”

34. What’s your type?

“I don’t have a type. Or should I say it’s someone who tries to kill me several times? *looks at Arcann with a smirk on his face*”

35. Any fetishes?

“Not really. But then again, I’ve never really researched or tested any, so, who knows?”

36. Camping or outdoors?

Probably outdoors. Trying to live off of the land or forest we are in. Fun little challenge, I’ll try this with my future child for sure.

[curodole]

OC Interview ⭐

1. Choose an OC. (Nisha Myoorn Thorn, my D&D character!)

2. Answer them as that OC.

tagged by: @valentine-synthetic-detective

⭐⭐⭐

1. What is your name?

I’m- ... It’s Nisha.  

2. Do you know why are you named that?

You can’t really get it, but in my tongue this is a source for numerous puns. What’s strange is that people don’t even expect it until they get right into one.

3. Are you single or taken?

It won’t be hard for you to take me and drag somewhere, but that would be too low of a deed.

4. Have any abilities or powers?

Maybe it just happens so, but I have a high chance of delivering a final strike. Wanna experience it yourself?

5. Stop being a Mary Sue.

I didn’t even start.

6. What’s your eye color?

Blue-ish gray.

7. How about your hair color?

Light brown, that didn’t go far from rest of my family.

8. Have any family members?

Lots of them, but I’m not tied so well to them. Most of my life was with my mentor.

9. Oh? How about pets?

I serioualy doubt that’d be a good idea.

10. That’s cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don’t like?

Magic, and I can’t even percieve it properly.

11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?

My hobby is the opposite of my job, so I get to do what I like and then earn money fixing it. Nice living.

12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?

Yes.

13. Ever… killed anyone before?

Uh-huh.

14. What kind of animal are you?

Ancient green dragon. At least, somewhere in the future. Mark my words.

15. Name your worst habits?

Worst in the “bad in terms of common morality” or “most rooted” way? I’d say poisoning is both. 

16. Do you look up to anyone at all?

Almost to everyone, given my height.

17. Are you gay, straight or bisexual?

I’m trying to figure that. 

18. Do you go to school?

I certainly had some sort of it.

19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?

Nah, that’ll take too much of my resources that I need for other important things.

20. Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?

I feel like one particular alchemic seems... way too fond of me. Maybe he was just too shocked to see the way I do alchemy. On the other hand, I was shocked by his way too, but I don’t go around him all day showering him with gifts. So, you tell me.

21. What are you most afraid of?

Losing my memories. Can you imagine all this work go to waste? Maybe I should start writing down my research...

22. What do you usually wear?

Just some low-key, practical clothes. And a fancy cape on top of that. One day, I want to put on plague doctor’s mask.

23. What’s one food that tempts you?

The forbidden fruit. That would be quite literal.

24. Am I annoying to you?

Now that we speak of it...

25. Well, it’s still not over!

...whatever.

26. What class are you (low/middle/high)?

Rogue [but that’s pure technical assumption mun had to make because D&D system doesn’t really favours crafters]

27. How many friends do you have?

I could list them on fingers of one hand, even if it misses a couple.

28. What are your thoughts on pie?

Actual meal packed in some dough. Practical, unless you manage to squash it. Dough is usually not so durable.

29. Favorite drink?

Can I just get some water please? What’s with all these stereotypes that everyone has to drink alcohol every time they are in tavern, why, just w

30. What’s your favorite place?

Just put a proper alchemical laboratory there, and we’re set.

31. Are you interested in anyone?

Right now, you. What a body you got there. Would be a shame to just get it stop living way too fast.

32. That was a stupid question…

The offer stands.

33. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?

I feel like ocean will be cleaner.

34. What’s your type?

Which one?

35. Any fetishes?

Peobably somewhere there, I just need to find them.

36. Camping or outdoors?

Wait, what’s the difference? Isn’t camping usually outdoors? Hey, where y-

[marasamsara]

The other day, some pretty long time ago

Somewhen in the 12th and a half century, a little boy scribbled something at the mighty walls of castle Wentlittle. With a little piece of chalk he had stolen from the school, he wrote in big letters "King Aathur is so stupid he can't even spell his own name". He beheld his scribble, thought for a moment, underlined ‘so’ and ran away. Apart from this spectacular incident, there was also the farmer’s market in town.

Knight Pusselot was in need of celery. So she hopped on her dragon and flew over to Wentlittle. She landed just outside the castle walls, tied the dragon to a daisy on the lawn and patted it on its jaw.

“There, there, my little expectorator. Be a good dragon and don’t burn anything. I’ll be right back. Okay, Fluffy?” Pusselot said.

The dragon growled in the affirmative and let out some smoke from its nostrils.

Content, Pusselot wanted to walk down the hill to the market, when she heard an angry voice behind her.

“Eh! What do you think you’re doing?” a guard called out to her.

“What?” she asked.

“What’s this?”

“Well, my dragon.”

“I can see that. But what’s it doing here?”

“Sitting on the lawn.”

“Yes, exactly.”

“So?”

“Well, this is a no parking zone. You can’t park your dragon here.”

“You mean I am not allowed to. That I can park my–“

“Oh, don’t get wise with me! Just because you’re wearing a shiny armor doesn’t give you the right to look down upon me!”

“Alright, alright. But I can’t see any sign prohibiting dragon parking here.”

“Well, sure you can’t. Because we haven’t let them be manufactured yet. Takes a bloody century to have them shipped over from Taiwan.”

“And how am I supposed to know then that this a no parking zone?”

“You could have asked.”

“Asked.”

“Sure. You think you shiny knights can do whatever you please?”

“Now, look here, guard. Why don’t we–“

At that moment, the dragon felt an itch in its nose and sneezed out a bolt of fire, burning the guard to a crisp.

“Oh, come on, Fluffy! How many times have I told you not to … ah, forget it. I’ll be right back. And don’t burn anyone else, understood?”

The dragon coughed guiltily and laid his head on the ground.

Knight Pusselot went down to the farmer’s market. The range of foods and goods offered here was unparalleled in the whole kingdom. Only the finest sutlers were allowed sales stalls here at Wentlittle castle.

“Witches! Fresh witches for your barbecue! Buy three and get one free!” someone offered.

“Poisoned apples!” offered another, “Poisoned apples, perfect for princesses and gay princes!”

“Philosopher’s stones!” someone else offered, “Freshly delivered philosopher’s stones! Become wise as copulate and buy a stone to outsmart even Nostradamus!”

Pusselot had no use for any of this. She was looking for something completely different.

“Eh, noble knight. Wanna buy some grails?” a man with a huge wart on his nose suddenly approached Pusselot.

“No, thanks. Already got some from that new furniture store, together with loads of tea candles.”

“But these are holy grails.” the man insisted, “Your body and mind will instantly be rejuvenated when thou drank from these. And it removes wrinkles, too.”

“Really?” Pusselot said, “Well, then, good man. Sell me two.”

“Buy three and get one free.”

“Okay, then. Four it is. But I need a bag.”

“Sure, lady.” said the man and but the four holy grails in an ASDA bag.

“What’s this!” Pusselot exclaimed.

“What?”

“This! What thin and wondrous material is this in which thou hast put those grails?”

“This? Well, plastic, of course.”

“And what would that be?”

“I don’t know. Someone back there sells it. Says, he has gotten them bags  from some kind of future contract with someone from right here but way ahead in time. Saves delivery costs, he says.”

“Ah, makes sense. Well, thanks then.”

“Tada.” said the man and went away.

Finally, Pusselot found the stall she was looking for.

“Good day to you, ma’am.” she said to the stall owner, “I need fresh supplies of food.”

“Why, sure you do. Why else would you come to a food stall? Duh.” the woman said.

“Yes. Well. I need celery.”

“Okay. How much.”

“Five tons.”

“Eh?”

“Five tons of celery, please.”

Silence.

“What you need five tons of celery for? Some kind of perverse orgy, or what?”

“For my dragon.”

“Eh?”

“My dragon!”

“No need to shout, I’m not deaf! Just because you’re a noble knight, you can’t come here and look down–“

“Yes, yes. Apologies, good woman. Now, would you please pack the five tons in bags and I’ll be off in a jiffy.”

“What’s your dragon doing with five tons of celery?”

“Why, eating it, of course.”

“Dragons run on celery?”

“Well, not exactly run, but yes.”

“Ah.”

Silence again.

“It enables them to breathe fire, you know.” Pusselot explained.

And some more silence ensued.

“It’s a complicated chemical process, you know.” Pusselot said.

Even more silence chose to pass by.

“So …” Pusselot said.

“I don’t have five tons of celery.” the woman finally said.

“How much do you have then?”

“Those two.”

“Just two?”

“You think I’m bloody Nestlé? I’m just a little farmer with a small field!”

“Alright, give me those two then.” Pusselot said.

After a while, Pusselot found a new stand by the name of Valkyrie, which sold her the five tons of celery and promised to ship it within 24 hours if she agreed on a prime subscription.

She returned to her dragon and found a piece of parchment stuck between two of his fangs.

“Eh, what’s this? Say, Fluffy, have you eaten a messenger?”

The dragon shook his head.

“No? You’ve eaten six messengers within the last couple of months, so that the regal postal service won’t deliver any more scrolls and parcels to our place. And now I find this between your teeth?”

The dragon shook his head more vigorously.

“Well, then. I believe you. My little cutie pie, you. Come here. You like it when I scratch your neck, don’t you. Huh? Don’t you, my little fluffy puff. Yes, you do! Sure you do!”

Finally, Pusselot took a look at the parchment. She read: “Dear noble knight of the square table. I beseech you to come to my aid. I’m in great peril. My uncle’s stepfather (it’s a tad complicated) intends to marry me to a warty alchemist, for that he shall turn my dark hair into pure gold. He has read that in some grimly tale or whatever (as I said, it’s complicated). Anyway. Haste to my help noble knight, and I shall kneel thankfully before you (literally, if you like) (and not only to thank you with words, if you so wish). Anyway. Be quick, for the marriage has been arranged in five-score hours. Come to the Klassy Keg in Horseford and – HAPTCHOO! … excuse me – well, come to the Klassy Keg and wait for the nightingale’s cough and then enter and go straight to the women’s bathroom, where I shall meet you. Forever in your debt, Cindy R. Ella.”

“Now, frig me sideways!” Pusselot exclaimed, “An innocent maid in need? Come, Fluffy! Spread your mighty wings and off we go! Or I shall no longer be named Pusselot, the avenger of marital torment! Fly! Fly, Fluffy! Fly for ruin and matrimony’s ending!”

And the dragon flapped his wings so mightily that the noble emblem of Wentlittle got torn off the flagstaff and one of the guards was blown off the castle wall. With a fiery flatulence, which soiled the lawn, he sped off towards Horseford.

“Hey, wait, Fluffy.” Pusselot suddenly said, “Make a detour over Scotland. Somehow, I’d like to stop at McGregor’s, they have that new FlyThru and those queensize fries.”

And the dragon made such a sharp turn that Pusselot’s shiny armor almost flew straight on while the knight’s breasts and the rest of her well formed body went the other way.

[To be continued if I feel like it]

[odessii-dragonblade]

40 Questions (sorta) - An interview with Odessii

1. What is your name? “Odessii Shir Dragonblade.”

2. What is your real name? “What reason do I have to give a fake name?”

3. Do you know why you were called that?  Ode leaned back in her chair, settling in for many more questins. “Shir is Kul Tiran, and my grandmother on my father’s side was Kul Tiran... So there’s that. Dragonblade is obvious... Odessii, well, it was really just a name?”

4. Are you single or taken? "Single. Now and for the foreseeable future.”

5. Have any abilities or powers? A smile came over her as she closed her eyes, letting the Light come to her and flicker across her armor for a moment. “I wield the Light to aid others...”

6. Stop being a Mary Sue.  The Light faded, and Odessii opened her eyes again to peer back. “A what?”

7. What’s your eye color?  Odessii eyed the interviewer over curiously, bright blue eyes very clear on her face. “You need to ask...?” 

8. How about your hair color? "Brown... I don’t dye my hair. It runs in my family...”

9. Have you any family members? "Two daughters, a brother, a niece and nephew... My parents, of course - they’ve passed but they’re always with me, regardless.”

10. Oh? What about pets?  A rumbling came from outside, and Odessii smirked. “Veora isn’t a pet... A companion, more like, but I did take her in when she was a small whelp, so some people might have confused it...”

11. That’s cool I guess, now tell me about something you don’t like. “People with a superiority complex, thinking they’re better than everyone else just because of some damned title... And carrots. I can’t stand carrots...”

12. Do you have any hobbies/activities you like doing? "I’ve taken to gardening... Although I’ve had to leave my garden in the care of a friend. I can use the portals now and then, but I won’t abuse the room the Alliance has set up to tend to my tomatoes...”

13. Ever hurt anyone before? Odessii leaned forward, the scar running down her cheek glinting in the firelight. “I’ve been in my fair share of battles... So unfortunately, yes, I’ve drawn blood...” She sighed, leaning back again. “And I’m sure I’ve hurt people in other ways, whether or not I meant to...”

14. Ever… killed anyone before? Odessii turned her head to look into the fireplace a moment, sighing. “Light bless those who haven’t... Aye, I’ve killed.”

15. What kind of animal are you?  “Dragon too on the nose? Not the best fit either, I’d say...” She shrugged. “I’m not one to think on those things. Wouldn’t know what to say, sorry.”

16. Name your worst habits. “I’m prone to speaking before thinking... I wear my opinion on my sleeve, and I’m not one to shy away from speaking up. It’s not good for making friends...”

17. Do you look up to anyone at all? Odessii smiled, the Light coming to her once more. “Uther, Turalyon, Tirion, Maraad... The path I’ve chosen is common among many admirable people. I’m proud to stand among them, even if I’m not nearly on their level...”

18. Gay, straight, or bisexual? She crossed her arms, narrowing her eyes a bit. “Straight... Why?”

19. Do you go to school? “No.”

20. Do you ever want to marry and have kids one day? “The kids boat has long since left port, much to the benefit of my life... As for marriage? I’m not interested in looking for ‘Mr. Right.’”

21. Do you have any fanboys/fangirls? “Maybe? People recognize me, even if I don’t recognize them... That doesn’t mean their fans, but maybe someone out there thinks of me that way?”

22. What are you most afraid of? She settled forward, eyes looking to the ground. “Losing my way... The road to hell is paved with good intentions, as they say. I stand by my belief that ends don’t justify means, but...” She shook her head. “I can only keep doing what I think is right.”

23. What do you usually wear? She rapped her knuckles against one of her shoulder pauldrons. “You’re looking at it. Feels like a second skin to me, at this point. But it’s not as soft.” She grinned. Then she reached up to touch her red bandanna. “Oh, and my father’s bandanna... I hardly ever leave home without it, the only time recently being when I went to Argus... I wanted my girls to have it, just in case.”

24. Do you love someone? “I have two girls who make up my whole, entire world... Two halves of my heart, sleeping in the room just down the hall from mine at home, every night. Love isn’t enough to say how I cherish those girls...”

25. When was the last time you wet yourself? “When I was in diapers? If not, I certainly don’t remember it.”

26. Well, it’s not over yet! “Joy...”

27. What class are you? (High class, middle class, low class) “A bit of a mix. I have the wealth you’d imagine minor nobility would, but I choose to live as I did before I ever had a title. It suits me better... I guess high class is the best fit, I just don’t dress or live like it.”

28. How many friends do you have? “I’m lucky to know a lot of good people. But I could honestly do with more real ‘friends,’ not just people I’m friendly with when I happen to see them. I do have a few, though.”

29. What are your thoughts on pie? “I... Don’t have much of a sweet tooth. But, pumpkin pie always reminds me of home.”

30. Favorite drink? “I keep juice at home. Water is... Plain. Also milk.”

31. What’s your favorite place? She smiled again, laughing quietly. “My front porch at home? I like Elwynn, and all my creature comforts are nearby.”

32. Are you interested in someone? “What, as in... Romantically? No. It’s not often that that happens...”

33. What’s your bra cup size and/or how big is your willy? The tapping of her finger against the bicep of her armor was quiet, but sounded like thunder in the silence following the question.

34. Would you rather swim in the lake or the ocean? “Lake. There was such a nice lake near Tarren Mill...”

35. What’s your type? “If I have to answer... A good heart, not lazy. I don’t care for smooth-talkers anymore, so if someone just starts with the flirting and sweet nothings, they might as well move on.”

36. Any fetishes? "That’s hardly any of your business, even if I had an answer...”

37. Seme or uke? Top or Bottom? Dominant or Submissive? “Are we done yet?”

38. Camping or indoors?  "Both are nice... But I do love the outdoors.”

39. Are you wanting the interview to end? “Are you wanting to leave while I’m still in a good mood?”

40. Now it’s over! Tag people.

Tagged by @risrielthron

Tagging @auroryn-dawnsworn @silentasagrave @selisegraves @integrabrenagh @elizebella @lumenwolf @elaianna (WHO ALSO MADE THE PIC, GO CHECK OUT @whimsicallyart, yes!) @gloryofsteel @zhrianaa @the-kouchfort @everyone, man, too many people I could tag xD