#fuqboi

[shmothman]

and his favorite hashtag. is #beastmode

[crosshairs-dumb-pimp-gf]

Still with the tongue piercing thots. I also gave him some chunky gauge earings cause I can literally hear them clinking they're cool.

....ETA on that priest?

[midnightscxre]

@feral-fuqboi-danny​

It was a secret that was held like breath underwater. It rose up to her throat, which squeezed it , gurgled it back into her chest, where it, like a carbon dioxide, wrestled with her lungs and demanded to get out. But it didn’t. It couldn’t  Not after what she did. What she was doing for a long time.

Clare’s days in solitude were over. The tent she destroyed to make a hammock between the long, tall branches of the two pine trees was cut down, and dragged to the clear sight among the other survivors. It didn’t happened over night, or did, she was not certain. It was like feeding a wounded animal, with patience and dedication, the other survivors were hell bent on luring her back into the in the meager dimensions of security, near to the bon fire. The day that changed what seemed to be an eternity was when the temperamental loner that was mostly despised saved every single survivor just when it was time for them to be consumed by the entity.

She had an exit. And everyone thought she will take it. 

But the redhead did the opposite, humiliating the killer in the process. And no other, than Myers, the one counting sins mercilessly in silence. After all, the man stole the gravestone in pure malice, to continue his wicked path of revenge. However, that night he ended up with a foot in the head, knife hammered to his hand, and to top it off, ruined mask with a fire cracker no less. What she did, took great bravery and even more insanity, but the example she showed, to go after the killers, bloomed fast, and soon enough, she became a leader, everyone spearheaded by the fearless redhead. It gave them hope. It gave their spirit something more than the desire to run, to be more than rabbits running in front of their certain demise. The slight change in the survivor’s behavior didn’t end there. To be frank, there were secrets, hidden affairs, favorites. . . the place was worst than Big brother, just here the lucky ones won their life not ravaged for Entity’s entertainment.  But from all the shenanigans, drama and private affairs, there was something that was almost a taboo subject, something no one dared to do. And that was to openly and loudly, mock the killers. Even around the spitting embers. Mocking the killers meant more suffering, brutal kills, a unholy torture. . . but quickly it became a routine, fun way to spend the night. Again, starting with Clare. 

The woman went after all the killers, maybe the Huntress a bit less due to the history told in whispers, but there was one she had her claws in the most. Shroud always hiding every inch of his body, shadows covering his every move and embracing him as one of their own, silence was his weapon, stealth his death sentence he forced upon everyone. . . with more joy than others, with such enjoyment that he even took photos to admire or mock later, who knows, Clare swore he even jerked on them. Sick fuck. So, she did what no one else has done before. Went to the killer’s realm in order to do mischief. In order mess with them. With him. 

It was not easy, not in the slightest. Risk was higher than with others, this one could be anywhere and no one would hear him coming. But after months of effort, she got a window of ten minutes she needed. It seemed the man was a fan of the Legion, and while he was enjoying himself with his ‘ friends ‘, scarlet haired woman entered his living area. . . and made sure he knew it. Stolen goods, ruined photos with a red marker stating ‘ DICKface ‘, Eat it, Fuck you, You are no ones favorite scary movie, just a comedy’ .. . . the messages were endless, along with the photos of her middle finger on every empty film roll he owned. However. . . there was something she didn’t expect. A photo. Hidden  photo. Clare stared in shock and. . .well, fascination. The only killer hell bent over never to uncover his face, the only one no one has seen. . . had his mask off. Taking a photo with the legion. Pine-green eyes stared at the undeniably handsome face. Two dark pearls of the eyes luring her in with something dangerous, challenging. . . promising. That staring nearly got her caught, hearing the movement in the last second, and fleeing the ‘ crime scene ‘ with the picture by mistake. 

It started. . . strange. Gazing at the photo in private, under the ‘ new ‘ tent the survivors helped her to built. Frowning at the picture, throwing it around, nearly tearing it, since it had some unexplained charm to it, something that pulled her in like a magnet. Something that brought a bunch of realizations she managed to burry until that cursed moment when she saw his face. The way he operated and staled -- flawless, a skill to admire in eve. The way he played with the pray --- fascinating to observe, specially to her and her endless interest in such people. The way he thrived and bathed in every sick kill and slash he made, the way the hoarse voice sounded, the way the deep, smoky laugh echoed through the fog. . . it made a lethal combination in her mind, and before she knew it, the one she wanted ruin the most, became the favorite killer, and she didn’t look forward to his arrival only to ruin his day. . . oh no, it was much, much more.

It began with comments, whistles, waves . . giving away her position for no reason, stalking him, like they were playing a game. Much less pallets on his head, much more small things that don’t hurt as much thrown at him. Much more. . . ‘ playful ‘ winks and jokes. Of course, none of it sounded nice, playful or anything that would be mistaken for something that is ‘ not ‘ . . . but it was. . . very different. So different people started to notice, the survivors, some of them. 

Clare was low on ground, fingers resting on the muddy surface. The hook hovering over her head. She looked around, hearing the busy hands working on a generator. She was supposed to stay and guard the area, to alert. . . but what she wanted, was to distract. Ivory color of the mask flashed quickly behind the thick tree trunk, almost seeming as a literal ghost. . . but she knew it was him. A a secretive and scheming grin on her face. Her heart accelerated with some form of happiness, like the teenager seeing their crush in the hallways. It was so foolish it slipped her mind, and just like that, she got to her feet. “ Photos you take are so. . . boring.  All the same poses, all the same places, same bleeding shit. . and so much potential is wasted. “ Long, elegant  arms reached for the hook, bringing the whole body up with ease. “ Always thought this grim things were much more exciting than a stripper pole. “ Hourglass shaped moved quickly, sensually, as she flipped her head and allowed herself upside down then back, spreading the alluring inked legs before wrapping them around the hook again. “ Was that one of your kinks, hm? Chasing down strippers and prostitutes for an easy kill. It’s a good start. No one looks for them, they don’t scream when you touch them, you can take your time with both pleasures, if you are catching my drift. “ Remaining to swing like she isn’t confronted by a killer that is known to go feral on the sight on her, dedicated to tear her apart, she continued. “ What was your choice? Brunette? Blonde?. . . Redheads? “ Cheeky green on the plump lips, teasing the man. . . or. . . . . fishing for some information about his taste.

[mxmoth]

A TOWN DOWN UNDER on INSTAGRAM LIVE

[darkmothsy]

My hair is currently at the worst stage and I hate leaving the house because of it

[still-nix-d-goffic]

Side tracked here but I feel like my main issue with Twilight is not so much the bland love interest thing, I think it's that they're incredibly bland monster boys as well. Like Monster Fucker™ lite. Insulting to a seasoned Monster Fucker™ such as myself.

[ang-gab--12-13]

So kind of funny story: my prom date was a friend that I kind of had a crush on, but he had a girlfriend at the time so of course I didn’t try anything. We were going to prom as friends, nothing happened between us.

Only thing was, he kept texting his girlfriend once she caught his attention for something minor and he wouldn’t stop texting her the entire night. I wasn’t expecting him to make it a magical night for me, but I at least wanted him to be a friend and just hang out. I should add that he didn’t go to my school and we knew each other from our debate club, so he had one more prom coming up for his own school – this was my only one.

Also, my school had a thing at my school called Morning Madness where they would take us to Dave & Buster’s after prom; the point is to keep us there up until around 3 AM to prevent teenagers drinking dangerously before our graduation the next day. No-one exits the building until it’s time to leave and if they’re not going to morning madness, they need confirmation from parents that the kids are going straight home.

So my date texted his gf the entire time at morning madness. I peaked at a few of his texts and she was literally telling him to stop texting her and just go have fun but he continued to love-bomb her. (I should add that I was aware this guy had some f***boy tendencies, he already hadn’t been smart with how he treats girls he’s romantically involved with, and was now choosing to overdo it.)

He basically wandered off and left me alone the whole night just to text her. But before that, while I still had whatever amount of his attention left to play at least one game with him, I took us to the 2 Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games sets. I made him select Sonic and I picked Amy (SonAmy shipper shenanigans) so I could purposely trick him into losing at swimming so I could win more tickets than him.

i will never get over sonic’s doggy paddling im sorry its so fucking cute. all the other ppl bend over getting ready to dive in and he just stands there and then jumps in and flails his arms everywhere with his stupid little life jacket hes so CUTE RURUUGRGH

[charlieisacastle]

i cut my hair-

in my fuqboi era

[kurokrisps]

started out as a chara profile thing but then it became genderbend of my sdj ocs

short trivia: James (Jamie) is still very smothered but he receives more of actual acknowledgement than his fem counterpart. and his dad actually parents him now yay. still skittish and new to how the world works but he's trying

Marcus (May) is more of an out of practice/reformed fuqboi. realizes a lot of relationships prior and after Isabelle (Ian) were pretty shallow and wishes he can get that back but just sort of gives it up. gives a bit of internalized misogyny 😬

[starshapedjello]

LOVE IS BLIND season 6 astrology observations & SPOILERS👹👹👹👹👹👹

♈️♉️♊️♋️♌️♍️♎️♏️♐️♑️♒️♓️

AD

She was cool from the beginning.

She called that “serial killer” (Matthew) out on his bologna.🙄 Before her and Clay’s wedding date episode I asked my sister if she thought they would get married. Her response was, “I *HOPE* she says no! She’s too good for Clay.” 😤

Rejection👏is👏divine👏protection👏

Matthew

(Capricorn)

Omg EW. We shouldn’t even mention him! 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🤮

Jeramy

(Scorpio)

Chihuahua energy 🐕

Small dog with big personality

Barks a lot for no reason

Are all Scorpio males like this?

Laura

(Virgo)

Dang, it gets competitive in LIB. I feel like after Laura saw Jeramy for the first time, she regretted winning against Sarah Ann.🤣

When Laura is around Jeramy on the vacation, she’s acting like a mom with an obnoxious son. I’m getting second hand embarrassment just by watching it.😮‍💨

I really do not understand how Jeramy can’t tell she can’t stand him. Are all Scorpios like this? 🦂

Sarah Ann

(Scorpio)

It’s totally f*cked up of her to DM Jeramy after he got engaged to Laura. 👿 She’s a home wrecker.

Even sadder that she is willing to be with Jeramy after he rejected her.🥴 Pathetic.

Are all Scorpios like this?

Jessica

Slay💅

(Capricorn sun / scorpio venus)

Jimmy

(Scorpio)

Loves Megan Fox. Likes big b00bs. Looks like a thumb.🙈

Are all male Scorpios like this?

Chelsea

I don’t think she cried very believably. Her voice sounded fake sad. Was she really upset or just trying to get her way?🤨

Is this a cancer mars thing?

(Libra sun / scorpio venus / cancer mars)

Clay

Told AD at the alter that he was “not ready to get married” while on a reality show about GETTING MARRIED.

IRL fuqboi 🚩🤢

Trevor

(Leo - I think)

Chelsea should have followed her heart to mullet boi here, but instead she got competitive and battled Jessica to win Jimmy’s heart/(🍆)

🙄

Amy & Johnny

Both fire signs.❤️‍🔥

Obviously compatible.🧨

(Amy: Leo / Johnny: Sagittarius)

[the-twink-tank]

✨ CW for flashing lights throughout ✨

An ode to the toxic f*ckboys of Utena. (Akio doesn't really count as a f*ckboy though, he's just uh...a predator. The Arch F*ckboy, let's say.)

Song: “Fuqboi” by Hey Violet

Anime: Revolutionary Girl Utena

[fatalelity]

spell out your url using song titles. then, tag as many people as there are letters in your url. (or just tag however many people you want :D)

f - fuqboi by hey violet a - all the things she's said by seraphine t - thumbs again by lucy dacus a - all i want by kodaline l - lonely eyes by lauv e - electric feel by MGMT l - like real people do by hozier i - ILYSB by LANY t - trouble by cage the elephant y - you're losing me by taylor swift

tagged by: @gilmor tagging: @feylived, @junktrap, @clawsextended, @amadaans, @afraidofchange, @becoach, @astremourante, @yoakkemae, @mecwmellc, @goldshadows, + if u wanna do it just tag me

[crosshairs-dumb-pimp-gf]

I wonder how much Bad Batch drama would have been solved by Rampart addressing his deeply repressed attraction to Nala Se.

[midnightscxre]

Plump lips pressed in a thin line, coal black eyelashes hiding the pine-green color when the eyes narrowed. Usual stone cold surface always gave at least a small crack, solid proof of a shaken composure, something only he could accomplish. Something she despised. . . and in the same time adored. Dollface -- one word, and the great wall of indifference became a pathetic castle of sand.

A small bandage to her pride knowing such small things affect him as using the gifted blade, but no matter how furious the scarlet haired woman was, handsome face she loved clearly ravaged by lack of rest and inner demons, showing themselves in the redness of his eyes poked at her like hot poker. Yet, the ego, the pride, the disgusting need to be on top of an argument, which in her eyes was big as an elephant, no matter that in reality it was smaller than a mouse, made the tongue to dance with another vexing answer.

" I don't see why it's irking you, Danny, the last time I checked, we were both single birds, no need for jealousy. "

How ironic, how hilarious the statemant was, when they always were, and always will be, fueled by jealousy to the point where the reason for it will bleed, suffer and finally be buried nameless, all because one of them felt the need to protect what was theirs, and only theirs. " Speaking off. . . saw the papers. A pig? Really? I know you had fetishes but fucking a hog is digusting even for you. Was the swine's head on her head supposed to be scary? Maybe if she took the mask off, she would accomplish the desired look much more easily. " Only one article from some moronic reporter that combined Amanda's and Danny's attack was enough for Clare to lose her entire cool. Redhead though she knew the feeling of hatred well, but learning about the pig headed bitch made her discover a whole knew level of loathing.

" Even a blind, drunk, mentally challenged idiot would find you considering your sloppy work. " she bit back with the venom still pumping through her because of remembering the ' pig (potential) problem. Pushing the tempting hourglass shape off the wall, Clare fearlessly devoured the distance between them, stepping maybe a few feet away. A snort, then a mocking chuckle. " Egoistical, sure, but I don't recall giving you compliments. Last time I checked, monster was one of my favorite pet names. And as I said, it is hard not to see you when your blood trails could even be found by boy scouts. "

Keeping the intense stare, she mindlessly crushed the rest of the candy in her hand from the hard grip she had on them. "  The bitch is striking too close to my lab. So I suggest you do something about it before I have her bacon cut into tiny little pieces, melt it in acid and slip the rest in your breakfast. "  

No matter the anger gnawing at her, the consuming fury and jealousy, the heart screamed with yearning at his presence, and she knew why -- no matter how far, no matter how long, they were always destined to end back next to each other.

@feral-fuqboi-danny

( HAHAHAH NO SHIT, BUT IT’S SO DELICIOUS)

[simpfiles]

Sweet Paprika

a sexually repressed workaholic business woman enlists the services of the office’s fuqboi to help her be comfortable/confident enough sexually to seduce the man of her dreams. despite being only 12 issues the plot is jam packed with all the typical hallmark tropes but with a pg-13 rating (for the american release) and characters that hold more depth than expected.

the series is shockingly vanilla for a comic about devils and angels, which serves more for aesthetics and puns than lore or plot purposes. but there are two possible trigger warnings to be cautious about and that’s the initial slut shaming that’s prevalent through the first six issues and an emotionally manipulative ex.

the art is beautiful and stylized in a colorful cartoonish way that doesn’t take itself too seriously. it’s a shame that half of pages are over saturated by text that go to great lengths of spoon feeding the reader exposition. while the ending does resolve itself rather quickly, the journey was a fun ride. if you’re looking for a feel good comic with a happy ending then look no further. i laughed, i cried, i gave it a 4 out of 5 stars and put the spoilers part of my review below a read more.

i will come right out and admit my bias for this comic is deeply rooted in the fact that found myself projecting on to so many elements of this story it was insane. paprika’s relationship with sex, dill’s relationship with his father, anisette desire for recognition, even paprika’s trash ex, burnet, it was like mirka cherry picked aspects of my life and rewrote it into a romcom.

but aside from that, i really enjoyed how all the characters in the series whether protag or antag were given a chance to be more than just their archetype. no one is inherently all “good” or “bad” or too far beyond redemption (even brunet >:I) and speaking of characters i just want to gush over a few of the main players.

paprika. sweet sweet paprika. i love her so much. as far as romcom heroines go, she’s not as intolerantly volatile as some of the hallmark ones. i appreciate that she tries clear up misconceptions through actually talking to the other person and actually admits when she’s in the wrong (something that seems to be an impossible task for most  hallmark heroines). her need to always clarify “petting included” is also a lil fun gag.

dill. need me a dill pickle sandwich amirite?? [[BRICKED]] i shouldn’t like this man as much as i do. he has all the makings of a typical fuqboi manchild and yet his desire to be “good” and pathetic allure has me captivated. also his communicate skills are next level. he stands talls where all other romcom heroes fail and i respect him so much for that + cute doggie uwu

za’atar. look, i don’t love him but i get it. he has a nasty temper, and a perfect mixture of possessive but still respectful. i like the contrast between his romantic life vs work vs the version that paprika has made up in her head of him.it’s very multifaceted. and i LOVE how nervous in bed he is. it’s not that he’s inexperienced but gosh, what a loser. i am once again captivated.

burnet. hate him. wish he had a worst fate.

anisette. bby girl bby girl. ty mirka so much for making more complex than the Bitch(TM). she’s still an archetype but a good one. i wish her nothing but love and happiness. i enjoy that she brings out a different side of za’atar and was able to be with him without being the “second” choice.

like i said, the ending was way too rushed bu this is one series where i’m glad everyone gets a happy ending (expect for burnet. die) and that’s a testament to just how great the characters are.