#funster & fruitcake

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And can I just say as a former "Not like other girls" girl that whole mentality is HEAVILY rooted in a misogynistic upbringing. If your household prizes masculinity above all else and women are viewed as inferior OF COURSE GIRLS ARE GONNA TRY TO MIRROR MASCULINE TRAITS TO GAIN SOME RESPECT FROM THEIR FAMILY that's why the "pick me" girl is so often from a family with a lot of brothers. When you're almost exclusively praised for your appreciation and participation in masculine things then you really feel that's the only way to gain attention, affection, love etc. (To the point that I was in my mid 20s before I began to understand the idea that acting tough and completely self sufficient and trash talking about sports and lifting heavy stuff was NOT an effective strategy to gain the romantic attention of the men I was friends with who I was open to dating. I thought men only valued women when they were proving how masculine they were because of how I was raised)

Obviously there are girls who just prefer masculine stuff and that's fine but I seriously doubt a large number of those women are "pick me girls" because the whole pressure to flaunt your masculine traits comes from the insecurity that if you're not masculine enough you will be ignored because you've received little to no validation of your worth outside of how "tough" you are or how cool it is that you're "not like other girls"

In my personal experience of this nothing was more freeing than realizing I wasn't some special anomaly among women like my dad often told me I was because I could stomach the site of an animal being butchered or spout football history and stats or run a pickaxe and lift heavy shit.

the exaggerated threat of “not like other girls” circling back to just vilifying women who don’t conform to femininity. but this time it’s #feminist to ridicule them bc they’re the real misogynists for not liking makeup and pink

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When the dark haired guitar playing introvert has had enough of his assigned blond extroverted thot's nonsense and makes a strike for sanity...

Co-credit to @justanotherzosofangirl

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The Four Founders reborn as Brit Rock Founders and Frontmen

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The Rock'N'Roll Fantasy Beach

Roger is either at a beach party or partying on a boat just off shore and showing off his swimming prowess by swimming to and from shore, sometimes towing a lady behind to get some off boat privacy

Jimmy is the beachcomber who wishes he could swim and picks up interesting artefacts on the seashore, including lots of chicks

Roger Daltrey is the muscular lifeguard who does many uncessary poses to attract notice by the ladies but is also actually helpful with directions and does his job when needed

David is the hunky surfer who plays acoustic guitar around the driftwood fire at night and all around cuddly babe magnet

Robert is swimming and showing as much skin as he can while making suggestive faces to passing babes

George is meditating and magnetising all the ladies like "Sunshine" in 'Remember the Titans'

Paul is doing athletic exercises and yoga with varying degrees of grace and making sand castles in between. He thinks they're very good.

Bonzo is roaring down the beach on a bike kicking up sand on the least suspecting people (his fav targets being meditating George and smooth beachcomber Jimmy) And when he's off the bike He's just picking up anyone who happens to be in reach and chucking them in the water

Mick is passed out naked with a babe and some drugs and slowly getting sunburnt to a toasty shade of cherry

And Brian is snorkling and saving the Starfish and any other struggling animal he finds. Also staring at the stars after sundown

(Thanks @squeezemylemon for your help and input)

CHOOSE YOUR BEACH BUDDY!

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OWN. A. FUCKING. GUN!

I cannot emphasize this enough. If it's legal where you live get your Concealed Carry license. A knife is only gonna help you if they're close enough to stab and if they're close enough to stab they're close enough to grab you.

"God may have made man and woman but Samuel Colt made them equal"

I don't care what the nitwits on the gun control spazz train say FIREARMS ARE THE MOST FEMINIST AND PRACTICAL WAY OF SELF DEFENSE FOR FEMALES

Because no amount of empowerment is going to make is have equal height and muscle mass to a man.

I’ll never forget that one time I was talking to this boy and I rejected him (mind you I almost gave him my address because we were supposed to go out) and he stalked and harassed me for an entire month and put my number on Craigslist (I was getting hundreds of calls and texts every day to the point my phone stopped working).

Men are crazy.

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Brian May out here trying to protect the animal equivalents of his three best friends and thinking we wouldn't notice

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Part 2/3 dancing to the Brandy & Coke early version of Trampled Under Foot this past Friday night

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I see your bass player and raise you a lead guitar legend

Do you ever look at guys hands and think fuck yes

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Pt. 1/3 me dancing to the Brandy & Coke early version of Trampled Under Foot this past Friday night

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Happy Birthday to the one and only

Roger Meddows Taylor

Funster extraordinaire and forever young at heart!

Happy 70 years of making our world a brighter place with your smile and bright baby blues!

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I swear Robert Plant ghost wrote half this

Legolas pretty quickly gets in the habit of venting about his travelling companions in Elvish, so long as Gandalf & Aragorn aren’t in earshot they’ll never know right?

Then about a week into their journey like

Legolas: *in Elvish, for approximately the 20th time* ugh fucking hobbits, so annoying

Frodo: *also in Elvish, deadpan* yeah we’re the worst

Legolas:

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You don't get to choose your favorite Beatle. You just have it written into your genetic code at birth.

It's just like "That, that generic looking white British man, that one is mine, and I shall protect him!"

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People ragging on Roger Taylor for having Stronk Beefcake Ben Hardy play his skinny self while they all ignore the fact that Brian gave himself the ass he never had with Gwilym Lee

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Roger "known for the hugeness of my gong" Taylor

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My fluffy angel bean!!!

How is this man real? How did this much cuteness and sex appeal ever exist in one person! Roger Taylor is a myth! 😂

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I love how Roger Taylor has zero time for anyone's shit, dislikes half of everything, doesn't mind saying so... and still manages to be super soft, genuine, and full of fun and love.