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thepersonalquotes · 7 months ago

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If anybody tells says you have to follow his or her #religion or you're going to hell, tell that silly ass to go to hell. Be well.

Fakeer Ishavardas

#Fakeer Ishavardas #quotes #motivation #inspiration #thepersonalquotes #literature #lit #funny-and-random #good-and-evil #humourosly-inspirational #motivational-enlightenment #spiritual-wisdom #spirituality-religion #wellness-guru

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thepersonalwords · 5 months ago

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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

Oliver Oliver Reed

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nekopuff · 1 month ago

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You've been randomly selected by the government to fight space aliens. Spin this wheel twice to see the two weird/niche superpowers assigned to you!

Interpret your results any way you like!

Inspiration from @miggylol

#i spent so long on this #polls #poll #random polls #poll blog #spinner wheel #wheel polls #superpower #fantasy #funny polls #fun polls

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gaygunsmoke · 9 months ago

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#random polls #tumblr polls #funny post #polls #horror #creepypasta #vampire #vampcore #vampyr

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eydilily · 3 months ago

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red flags!

#gempearl #trafficshipping #? could be platonic too who knows #semi continuation to that werewolf gem drawing i did a bit ago!!!#i love making up random scenarios in my head #when will they have a proper conversation in this series #billy knows whats up #shinyduo #eydidraws #my art #mcyt #trafficblr #its funny because i have a matching comic but its gem being scared of moth 5am pearl but i fear the wings kicked my ass and i cant finish i #also wanted to practice drawing tilly / billy !!!#wolf moment...#wild life smp #pearlescentmoon #geminitay

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anna-scribbles · 8 months ago

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so this summer i am nannying a 5 year old who loves miraculous ladybug (my dream) & every day she asks if we can play ladybug and chat noir at the park. these are some comics based on our various games<3

#usually she is ladybug. and i’m hawkmoth #adrien is sometimes a random object or we just pretend he’s there #or sometimes i’m adrien #one time we played where she was ladybug and she betrayed me(adrien) and gave both our miraculous to hawkmoth #and i just collapsed to my knees crying from the betrayal #i’m really super normal about it.#anyway i love my job it’s great #ml #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #my art #ladybug #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng #it’s so funny bc i can tell by now which episodes she’s watched bc she’ll want to act them out #usually she wants to act out dark cupid #which is a banger episode. so good #or the paris special #again. banger.

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kendyroy · 5 months ago

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Seeing Logan in the TVA makes me laugh so hard for some reason? Like I know he’s lived to see technology evolve and stuff, but there’s something so funny about a guy from the 1800s standing in some kind of retro-futuristic timey wimey agency to me. Man is confused as hell.

like what da hell is a polar bear doin in arlington texas