#humorous-quotes

[thepersonalwords]

Politicians and children have two speeds: running and asleep.

Ariel Lawhon, The Wife, the Maid, and the Mistress

[quotelr]

Why did men have to ruin everything? The answer was simple, she supposed—because foolish women gave them the chance

Tessa Dare, Any Duchess Will Do

[catchymemes]

[daily-spooky]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[nondelphic]

sometimes the best writing advice is "just let it be bad." revolutionary. terrifying. but it works.

[girlymemes]

[n-u-b-e-s-n-e-g-r-a-s]

[astrogirlythings]

[a--z--u--l]

[runraerun]

[thepersonalwords]

A man who boasts he's the head of the home must never forget the woman is the knife at his throat.

Matshona Dhliwayo

[quotelr]

This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track.

Erin Mitchell

[catchymemes]

[daily-spooky]

[ur-daily-inspiration]