#humorous-quotes

[thepersonalwords]

Politicians and children have two speeds: running and asleep.

Ariel Lawhon, The Wife, the Maid, and the Mistress

[quotelr]

Why did men have to ruin everything? The answer was simple, she supposed—because foolish women gave them the chance

Tessa Dare, Any Duchess Will Do

[catchymemes]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[daily-spooky]

[nondelphic]

sometimes the best writing advice is "just let it be bad." revolutionary. terrifying. but it works.

[n-u-b-e-s-n-e-g-r-a-s]

[astrogirlythings]

[runraerun]

[caats]

[futuristic-koala]

[thepersonalwords]

They appear somewhat unreliable," he murmured."Unreliable? Nonsense, Superior! Out of luck is all, and we both know how that goes, no? Why, there's not a man of them I wouldn't trust my mother to.""Are you sure?""She's been dead these twenty years. What harm could they do her now?

Joe Abercrombie, Last Argument of Kings

[quotelr]

This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track.

Erin Mitchell

[catchymemes]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[daily-spooky]