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sleepy-bebby · 1 year
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juststuffshere · 6 months
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this came to me in a dream
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I'm getting whumperflies from my textbook's chapter on behaviorism. The cold, calculated way it talks about behaviors completely separate from the person doing them and the emphasis on reinforcement and punishment are just so very whumpy. Generally it uses attention as an example of reinforcement, which leads to stuff like "it's effective to avoid eye contact and conversation while restraining a patient so that misbehaving isn't unintentionally reinforced through attention." Like that's one of the whumpiest things I've ever read and it's in a psychology textbook. Imagine a whumper just completely ceasing any eye contact or conversation while Whumpee is being punished because attention is a reinforcer
Behaviorism is so fucked up
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hartlesshart · 3 months
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8/14
how we got here -> Page 1
and now for a jolly good time -> Page 9
I am pleased to announced this madness will have an end. It just might be mad until the very end.
On a serious note: A really huge warm thank you to everyone who has been following along and reacting (there's been fanart even?!!? *cries*) This silly thing has been so fun to work on and I can't wait to work on the next part.
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gardeniacat · 4 months
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a picture from a history text book that looks like a shitpost
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mbrainspaz · 7 months
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Learning Web Design by Jennifer Niederst Robbins, 4th ed, p. 461
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souldagger · 2 months
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ninefox gambit by yoon ha lee... INCREDIBLE BOOK but everyone who told me this was hard scifi was lying thru their teeth
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xoxomyseriesxoxo · 2 years
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ULTIMATE SHIPS CHALLENGE → [08/10] First Meetings ↳ “Finding the right person might take longer than–”
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misforgotten2 · 2 months
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The first fountain pen in space.
Exploring Science Four  By Walter A. Thurber - 1960
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bendablefool · 29 days
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My favorite TF2 headcannon is that, at any moment, Medic is either a reserved, prudish, no-nonsense, probably homophobic ex-medical professional or the fucking craziest, fruitiest, most unhinged mad scientist you’ve ever seen.
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phoenixcatch7 · 4 months
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Literally all I want right now is a mdzs anime (donghua?) watching the series fic that reaches the start of the sun shot campaign PURELY so the juniors can see their kind and mischievous trophy husband Wei ying suddenly hair down tits out feeding his torturer his own fingers and proceeding to rack up the highest kill count of pretty much everyone while lwj looks ready to cry. I want them to know who the yiling patriarch is.
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qifreyism · 11 months
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two guys who gave each other their first handjob vs two girls who didn’t know they could like girls
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vigilskeep · 4 months
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HELLO please please elaborate on dreadful stepdad astarion
i think other people have spoken more eloquently on the matter than i ever could but personally i believe having your tav stumble into astarion wanting things to be real and then have to decide when exactly to bring up the existence of their dozen children is so deeply funny it’s almost an obligation
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fl0tketz · 3 months
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i love when math notation aligns in beautiful ways
on one hand, C(K) is the standard shorthand for ‘the space of continuous functions mapping from an arbitrary set K to the real numbers’ and F is the standard shorthand for ‘a particular group of the aforementioned functions, fulfilling a particular condition’, and F is obviously a subset of C(K), hence the symbol between them
on the other hand, FUCK is a beautiful name for a set of continuous functions
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moomoocowmaid · 8 months
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I absolutely hate textbooks, so I read them aloud in the shittiest British voice ever—for my sanity, of course
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deus-ex-mona · 23 days
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i miss her…
#cant believe i forgot about her till the photobook q&a im so sorry witch mona~~~~~~~#press f for honeypre atelier gachas it was gone too soon™️#(currently e x t r e m e l y worried and stressed for tomorrow like never before b u t i have to appear like im fine sobs save me monachann)#(can i go on a stress-prompted tangent here about something inane? no? toooo bad im gonna go off anyway~~~~)#ok so. like. since witch mona is the image i have up ‘ere and since it’s still 七月… today’s tangent will be on irl spooky stories!!#s o. presenting a decently repressed memory from my childhood that resurfaced while i was hibernating at home:#anyways. well. thoughts about the afterlife can vary from person to person yes? there’s no one true correct belief after all#but the one question that unites us all is probably the one and only ‘are ghosts real?’#and well. for personal reasons i think so. i mean i’ve seen this one dude i hate get possessed a couple of times so welp. cant deny it ig.#wild story about that actually. back in the day my family’s finances were allegedly doing so badly that [dude i hate] had to pick up#a *c e r t a i n* side hustle for extra cash. that side hustle? literal grave digging at the cemetary. at night no less#and *ofc* he wasn’t respectful about it in the least so ofc some spirits followed him home. yay. free roommates.#one(?) of them even took residence in my room at the time and im 80% sure they ate my history textbook :( much sads#anyways well once that guy had too much to drink (which was rather often tbh) he’d get possessed. fun!#the only possession i ever saw was the n-rarity angry ghost who’d just huff and puff in silence with unfocused eyes most of the time#he’d occasionally put on a leather jacket too. but that was like a r-rarity event that didn’t happen that often#my mother had the chance to also witness the mosquito (who tried to barge into my room for fresh blood) and the 姑娘 (self-explanatory)#which is kinda unfair tbh. i wanted to see the ur-rarity ones too :( mostly bc it’d be funny to see a guy i hate act ooc (impure intentions)#oh right. ​how did we get the dude out of his possession? we just shook his arm really hard. prolly caused some lasting effects but who know#i think he could also just sleep off the possession but idk i was asleep for the ur-rarity incidents.#cant ask the one witness of it bc i dont want to bring back unnecessary flashbacks of [guy we hate]#anyways it’s been years since we moved out from that place and i still want my history textbook back. mostly for the principle of it but—#and so that’s the tangent of the day. i feel weirdly less stressed now thanks witch mona#i do wonder how my grandparents are faring on this 七月 though…#b u t !!!!! tomorrow’s date on the lunar calendar says it’s an auspicious day for wishful activity and starting a new job!!! so… maybe~~~~?#hauauauauauauauuauaaaaaa anyways insane tangent over stream mona’s new album ok bye#oops forgor to disable rbs i hate how easy it is to forget to use this function man
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