RAIN WORLD MENTIONED HOLY SHIT
@curiouslytuckered
*COMBUSTS*
I GUESS ALASTOR IS THE SAINT NOW??? which is funny because usualy i parallel him with Arti... And now Rosie is Arti? And Artisaint IS MY OTP--
congrats, new AU unlocked, Rosie is now chilling in the Rubicon
(well, "chilling" isn't the word i'd use...)
btw Rubicon looks (and FEELS FROM GAMEPLAY) more like hell than Hell in hazbin which is funny
idk if i'm gonna make anything else for this AU but here's the tag for it anyway
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one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.
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Y'all I know that when so-called AI generates ridiculous results it's hilarious and I find it as funny as the next guy but I NEED y'all to remember that every single time an AI answer is generated it uses 5x as much energy as a conventional websearch and burns through 10 ml of water. FOR EVERY ANSWER. Each big llm is equal to 300,000 kiligrams of carbon dioxide emissions.
LLMs are killing the environment, and when we generate answers for the lolz we're still contributing to it.
Stop using it. Stop using it for a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. We need to kill it.
Sources:
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the worst part about being an adult is thay its no longer socially acceptable to just roll down a really big hill and then run back up it and roll back down again. "oh is this a syphilis metaphor" passerby would ask. "is this for a tick tock". no i just wanna come home covered in dirt and scratches and bask in the the solace of childlike mirth
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rules for thee and not for me
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she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]
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Queen type shit
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To any suicidal followers I may have: This is a sign to not kill yourself. You are loved and the world is special because you are in it. Keep holding on.
-PLEASE REBLOG THIS YOU MAYBE ARE SAVING SOMEONES LIFE
You are special and amazing , If you need to talk or some help send me a dm and I will talk to you.
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dom who sticks their fingers down your throat, asks you a question, and laughs when you try to answer
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another otta headcanon is that at least a couple of her femmes dated her as a middle age crisis thing where otta is the metaphorical pool boy to their upper middle class recent divorcee
so they get to feel like cougars while also reasoning that otta is 100+ years older than them so it doesn't count
and i think otta fell for this more than once because these 25+ year old half-foot women are more likely to be sexually forward and otta thinks she has to be a dom top to be butch but actually she really craves being told what to do
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It has to be here somewhere…
Funny ADHD ASD Memes
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girl balls? uh, yeah, i sure fucking hope she does, we have a tournament to win!! now get back out there, get your head in the game, and stop staring at your teammates bulge!
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