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It can also tell you the average velocity of an unladen Swallow
LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS
SEE THIS WEBSITE?
ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA
THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE.
THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN”
AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER
MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT
HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?
HOLY SHIT
OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND
WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT
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Just finished Good Omens S2
NEIL, WHAT THE FUCK
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no reflection needed.
#my art#yo get him tf outta there :(#unsolicited update in the tags but anyway#funny story abt this painting is that i pulled it off in 3 days bc neil newbon was announced to be a last min guest at a local expo#and i rly wanted to give him a gift so i guess what does hearing a cool VA coming over does to a mf#i got to meet him and he liked the drawing so W in chat guys heehee#i love this vampire prick sm it's embarrassing#fanart#digital art#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate 3#baldurs gate fanart#astarion#astarion bg3#astarion ancunin#bg3 fanart#artists on tumblr#bg3#bg3 astarion#bg3 art#baldurs gate#bg3 companions
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I have been sketching. So much tma. Here's some expansions on my Jon and Martin designs I've been doing.
Another note I forgor to mention is I love how after hearing Simon go "it's enough to make your hair turn white" about Martin's office in s4 many of us collectively agreed his hair turned white because of his association with the Lonely. The shared consciousness is real and we use it to play hot potato with the communal brain cell dedicated to the sillies.
Closeup of apocalypse boyfriends (also to the person who said they love my s5 Jon's fancy white girl updo: I think about that every day)
#s5 Jon in his white girl era#whatever the fuck that means#I'm still not done w the archives cuz busy n stuff but Jon needs to let Martin know wtf goin on#God may work in mysterious ways but you do not have to. Communicate with your man please#my art#the magnus archives#tma fanart#tma#tma season 5#tma spoilers#jonathan sims#tma podcast#martin blackwood#tma jmart#jmart#jmart fanart#jonmartin#there's so much going on in these and I am not sorry welcome to my chaotic mind#hope y'all read the tags cuz I need to announce before I fully make my Jon character sheet that his favorite band is linkin park#it's so funny and just right#tbf linkin park goes hard I'm tired of pretending it doesnt#but come on he totally was totally an edgey prick when he was younger#and older. he hasnt changed huh#anygays he totally loves linkin park and type o negative and three days grace and green day and evanescence#georgie was a paramore girlie I just know it#wish gerry were here he and jon would jam to type o negative so much :( and jon could introduce him to this cold night :(((#ok enough byeeeee
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OP your citation doesn't link to anything
A computer is a type of inefficient space heater that can display pictures of boobs.[1]
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prick
#I wish I could ship prick because you guys look like you’re having a lot of fun over there#but everytime I try to take it seriously this picture fades into my mind and makes me absolutely lose it I’m so sorry#I fw it though#rick and morty#rick and morty fanart#rick sanchez#rick prime#rick c137#diane sanchez#should I tag the ship…I feel like you guys would find this funny….#rickcest#prickcest#there you go#f slur
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happy birthday to me!!! now everyone must take a moment to appreciate my simply BEAUTIFUL moony toast birthday cake, lovingly hand decorated my yours truly.
#as a self-centered prick trust that i will be absolutely insufferable today#channeling my inner sirius#marauders#dead gay wizards#marauders era#moony toast#remus#remus lupin#remus john lupin#god his middle name is so funny#atyd#all the young dudes#james potter#sirius black#sirius#wolfstar#regulus black#my shayla.#regulus#jegulus#yeah thats probably enough tags#WAIT#birthday#:3
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making a cutesy joking name for GROOMING ALLEGATIONS is never acceptable no matter how fake you think they are btw. no one who calls ALLEGATIONS OF CHILD SEXUAL EXPLOITATION a “drituation” cares about victims of sexual trauma shut up and think about WHAT EXACTLY you’re joking about.
#sorry this just bugs me#Dream situation#which is the tag used bc it is Not a cutesy funny nickname you pricks
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I have normal thoughts about Astarion
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Seeing content of your NOTP be like:
On the outside: *keeps scrolling because even though you don't like something, that's no reason to be a prick about it and pick a fight with its enjoyers*
On the inside:
#a goofie movie#reaction pics#fandom#ships#otp#notp#funny#relatable#fanfiction#fanfiction.net#ao3#archive of our own#geek#fangirl#fanboy#obviously I'm not gonna tag any show or ship in specific because I just said we can't be pricks about not liking something#and tagging the ships I don't like for its fans to see is pretty much being a prick about it#just in case#I'm only tagging the goofie movie because that's where the image comes from#this isn't directed at it in any way shape or form
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Yeah New X-Men sucked fucking ass BUT it gave me the most insane O5 rarepair I have in my repertoire. Scott being so adamant that Hank isn't gay (because he isn't; he KNOWS he isn't) and Hank simply must be right all the time. HankScott during Utopia... LORD. Anyways, someone said this sketch wasn't convincing enough, so I drew Hank giving Scott a massive hickey. Enjoy.
#cyclops#scott summers#beast#hank mccoy#x men#marvel#myart#look hanks a fucking loser bitch asshole prick BUT he's very funny#i don't even think this pairing has a tag#and you know what i don't want to find out if there is one#obligatory fuck grant morrison#manicpixiemeatboy
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Maybe don't do that with me, fish....
squishes you :)
squashes you :)
please enjoy the rest of your scroll :>
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Dont be angry, Finnula said. Be smart.
#Chapter 23#Kingdom of Ash#Sarah J. Maas#Elide Lochan#Finnula#no spoilers pls first read along w me chapter spoilers in post & tags below w more annotations/quotes/notes/reacts/perspective 3 of 4#The City of Rivers… can Aelin get a City of Fire? cuz that would be cool & Elide already said “fear was another companion it can’t be worse#IT WAS LORCANS SHIRT😭 & he cared so much he lied so she’d use it from Gavriel/Rowan😭 OH ELORCAN😭😭😭#Yet this place seemed like a paradise. WHATS REAL? is it a Maeve illusion… but it sounds lovely; like Rowan could just fly around😭#Pink and blue flowers draped from windowsills; little canals wended between some of the streets ferrying people in bright long boats.#And though a good dose of fear would aid in her cover too much would spell her doom. -smart clever spy gal Annabeth Chase would be proud#And this city Rowan had told Elide had been built from stone to keep Brannon or any of his descendants from razing it to the ground.#when u know ur evil cuz you had to build in a backup plan for the day Brannons peeps eventually come to shut that shit down… my poor Aelin#Elide fought the limp that grew with each step farther into the city--farther away from Gavriel's magic… or Lorcan’s👀😭🖤🤨#okay Elide I see your mirror mirror Aos moves with the berry listen and compact trick she can do it with a broken heart#cycle. She hadn't been able to find the words anyway. Not with what it would crumple in her chest to even think them. WELL NOW IM CRUMPLED#As if she'd been weeping for weeks… yeah that fits the KoA vibes#But it wasn't the reflection she wanted to see. But rather the square behind her. — BRILLIANT QUEEN — lol thx Lorcan for having a mirror#if only anything could be a witch mirror then they could all cell chat and communicate cause the travel time in this one is rough#she was merely staring into a compact mirror no more than a self-conscious girl trying to fix her frazzled appearance — she is the best spy#A girl trying to muster some dignity. Let them see what they wanted to see-A girl far out of her element in this lovely well-dressed city#cornflower blue ALWAYS THESE SHADES#her golden-brown skin shone with an inner light. Her eyes were soft with kindness. And concern.#had always made them foolishly off guard and eager to get away. To tell her what she needed to know. — funny 2 watch Elide do this after HoF#The sort of voice Elide had always imagined great beauties possessing the sort of voice that made men fall all over themselves.#Cairn. One of the males swore; the other scanned Elide from head to toe. But the two females had gone still. — agreed he’s the worst#the portrait of hope—yeah child’s right cause no—Elide always naming people—If you escaped Cairn don't go looking for him again.—true#Cairn is blood-sworn to our queen. Still makes him a prick TRUTH — doesn’t need to be a far to catch the lie — WHERE IS SHE DAMNIT#She was about to do it again wheen… The dark-haired beauty from the tavern was standing behind her. — SHIT#Maeve was not in Doranelle. How long would that remain true? Had to make the next performance count. — how many had she done this already?🥹😭
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they're so pretty, it hurts, i'm not talking 'bout boys, i'm talking 'bout girls. they're so pretty with their button-up shirts.
- girls by girl in red
it'd be fine, if we never met. another guy i'd never have the chance to get, but i don't know what to do, 'cause you're too beautiful.
- too beautiful by pansy division — original images dylan: [x] | [x] | [x] | [x] | [x] | [x] bam: [x] | [x] | [x] | [x] | [x] | [x]
texture credits! [x] | [x] difference clouds on GIMP
#ooc#crow edits#dylan carrero : feels like the whole world's waiting#bam napier : queer chaotic energy#first time listening to pansy division and i love them so much#I recently made a playlist for dylan and girls is on it and i went 'man i need to do another bam and dylan joint aesthetic edit'#but then i needed a song for bam bcus i was originally going to do boys but i was like... nah#and then i looked up gay musicians bcus idk#and went 'oh right i meant to listen to them once'#so now i've listened to them and i'm just saying hearing someone make 'hetero' sound like a slur was WILD#but hilarious#me not adding face claims to edits makes it seem like i'm testing people#like 'oh you're a fan of my muses? which one has shiny sparkly balls as an associated aesthetic?'#it's not meant to be but it is kinda funny#'WHO ARE THE QUEERS‚ MUTUALS?'#I was going to delete that tag but future me is going to see it and fucking die#you're welcome‚ future me‚ you ungrateful prick#future me like 'what the fuck did /I/ do?!'#('who are the queers' is a trick question; the answer is 'all of them')#eye strain warning#eyeburn warning#eyeburn#eye burn#eye burn warning#eye strain#l o n g b o i
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Furry porn
does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
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