#funny pet names

[ktkat99]

I was scrolling through funny pet names from 2023 and realized I have mentioned the names of two of my pets before, but not the batshit crazy one I never have a good explanation for.

Damian and his sister were stray kittens my brother found at work. He gave me Damian and kept Scout and they are both spoiled, cuddly little terrors.

Dennis the Menace, who recently passed, was our oldest dog we'd ever had. He was 19, insisted on sleeping with his blankets made up in a nest and flatly refused to stop eating dry kibble. We had to mix it into his wet food or he'd get angry.

This is Thomas and he hoots. He knows how to bark. He just prefers to make hooting sounds to get your attention when he's excited.

And, last but not least, the dog I use as my pfp.

This is Tig. Except, that's not really his name, just what he responds to, because it's easier to call him by his initials. His real name is Tungsten Inert Gas.

[quizzywizkid]

Hmm

[colinrobinsonscardigan]

This is our dog Alfred, it’s short for Alfredo sauce

[lady-silver-ice]

We got our cat a new box that happened to have a tent in it.

[theartofmadeline]

a medieval style rendition of my cat parzival as a knight

[foldingfittedsheets]

Our Taiwanese friend and her husband named their little cat Hime (Japanese for princess, pronounced hee-may) because she’s truly a little princess.

Most of their friends are nerds who’ve seen enough anime to know how to say it. But their vet was a really lovely Indian man who spoke English as a second language and definitely didn’t know Japanese.

Which is how they got a call where he very hesitantly was like, “…Him… is ready for pickup.”

After they told him the right way to say it he switched to calling her “Hi-m”.

[say-hi-intrepid-heroes]

on today's episode of I Learned Something New:

[raindropren]

watching oli's rats smp stream and Eloise and Him find eachother and They go "You know who I did find tho! Maratyn and Will! Everybodys here!" and Oli starts goin "Marty!! marty,,!! from the good ol' days!" and Eloise and I quote goes "He's looks abit different, and I think he's got, i think he's got a boyfriend?"

I just needed people to know that.

[royalarchivist]

Ramon: Fit.

Fit: Yes? What is it, my child? What is it, light of my life? What is it, my beautiful baby boy? My reason for my existence on this planet?

Ramon: are u going to get married here too?

Fit: WHOA whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Um... I, well– Let's take things one step at a time, Ramon! Ok? I haven't even told Pac how I feel yet. Let's take this one step at a time. Yeah, let me have a conversation with him first about –

Ramon: for u to marry on spreen's lawn

Fit: [Laughs] Oh my god. Ohh, the disrespect! Holy sht–

[cagedchangeling]

[nat-a-nat]

i been shipping Sam and Evan more and more every episode "can I live on your house and be your dog" IM GOING INSANE

[wrenkos]

he’ll spoil that raccoon regardless

[pddngchi-artblog]

I wish there were more comics of mini pet hunters interacting with each other because in my head they’re like little kids that would sass each other in the playground

Filipino version under cut!

[benevolenterrancy]

@fluffypurpleglitterdemon hey. hey. i just want to talk.

[barrel-crow-n]

Kaz's petnames for his crows:

Inej: Darling Inej treasure of my heart

Jesper: Jes

Nina: Dear/Love/Darling etc.

Wylan: Merchling

Matthias: Big Fjerdan

[lady-silver-ice]

The box of shadows has questions for you 📦 🐈‍⬛