#funny pet names

[ktkat99]

I was scrolling through funny pet names from 2023 and realized I have mentioned the names of two of my pets before, but not the batshit crazy one I never have a good explanation for.

Damian and his sister were stray kittens my brother found at work. He gave me Damian and kept Scout and they are both spoiled, cuddly little terrors.

Dennis the Menace, who recently passed, was our oldest dog we'd ever had. He was 19, insisted on sleeping with his blankets made up in a nest and flatly refused to stop eating dry kibble. We had to mix it into his wet food or he'd get angry.

This is Thomas and he hoots. He knows how to bark. He just prefers to make hooting sounds to get your attention when he's excited.

And, last but not least, the dog I use as my pfp.

This is Tig. Except, that's not really his name, just what he responds to, because it's easier to call him by his initials. His real name is Tungsten Inert Gas.

[quizzywizkid]

Hmm

[colinrobinsonscardigan]

This is our dog Alfred, it’s short for Alfredo sauce

[lady-silver-ice]

We got our cat a new box that happened to have a tent in it.

[theartofmadeline]

a medieval style rendition of my cat parzival as a knight

[foldingfittedsheets]

Our Taiwanese friend and her husband named their little cat Hime (Japanese for princess, pronounced hee-may) because she’s truly a little princess.

Most of their friends are nerds who’ve seen enough anime to know how to say it. But their vet was a really lovely Indian man who spoke English as a second language and definitely didn’t know Japanese.

Which is how they got a call where he very hesitantly was like, “…Him… is ready for pickup.”

After they told him the right way to say it he switched to calling her “Hi-m”.

[say-hi-intrepid-heroes]

on today's episode of I Learned Something New:

[royalarchivist]

Ramon: Fit.

Fit: Yes? What is it, my child? What is it, light of my life? What is it, my beautiful baby boy? My reason for my existence on this planet?

Ramon: are u going to get married here too?

Fit: WHOA whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Um... I, well– Let's take things one step at a time, Ramon! Ok? I haven't even told Pac how I feel yet. Let's take this one step at a time. Yeah, let me have a conversation with him first about –

Ramon: for u to marry on spreen's lawn

Fit: [Laughs] Oh my god. Ohh, the disrespect! Holy sht–

[cagedchangeling]

[nat-a-nat]

i been shipping Sam and Evan more and more every episode "can I live on your house and be your dog" IM GOING INSANE

[raindropren]

watching oli's rats smp stream and Eloise and Him find eachother and They go "You know who I did find tho! Maratyn and Will! Everybodys here!" and Oli starts goin "Marty!! marty,,!! from the good ol' days!" and Eloise and I quote goes "He's looks abit different, and I think he's got, i think he's got a boyfriend?"

I just needed people to know that.

[wrenkos]

he’ll spoil that raccoon regardless

[barrel-crow-n]

Kaz's petnames for his crows:

Inej: Darling Inej treasure of my heart

Jesper: Jes

Nina: Dear/Love/Darling etc.

Wylan: Merchling

Matthias: Big Fjerdan

[astradyke]

i don't know why this is in my mind explicitly but i FEEL like with the pre-TIT mukbang we're going to hear pet name usage. like i know we've already got mr. "easy bubby" here but i feel like they're just going to bust something out for a single second and then move on from it. do you follow

[lady-silver-ice]

The box of shadows has questions for you 📦 🐈‍⬛

[da-birb-writes-sometimes]

Heyo! ( not me having to look up eastern time cause I'm not in that ) (((if I sent this at the wrong time just ignore I'm so sorry)))

Okie (also sorry if I don't format this completely correctly) May I request Sebek with the prompt rainy night? (Romantic please, and for emojis maybe 🍁✨️, and if possible fluff) and for backup characters ummm Vil with prompt 1 and Epel with prompt 7.

Gosh I hope I did that right. Anyways thank you Dove! I hope that you have a great rest of your day. Also, make sure to be taking breaks and time for yourself! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖 Thank you! 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

Rainy Night; Sebek Zigvolt

Content; Fluff, gender-neutral reader, established relationship

Word Count; 700+

Author's Note; No need to worry, everything looks great, Faye! I completely forgot about the emojis, but I tried my best to fit them in. Enjoy some Becky content! WOE, CROCODILE BE UPON THEE!

As a reminder, do not put my work — or others for that matter — into AI as it steals. Link to Masterlist

So much for a perfect seaside getaway, but Sebek could not account for a freak storm, so the two of you were stuck inside for the night, and reservations at the restaurant were cancelled due to the downpour. So, he was in a bit of a sour mood, hanging above him much like the dark storm clouds in the sky. Yet you weren’t in such a dire mood, and that helped take his mind off of things… somewhat.

“Aren’t you upset that our reservation was cancelled,” he huffed, turning his glare to the storm outside which seemed to mock him, slapping large leaves against the glass, which was like the storm slapping him in the face. “You were looking forward to it more than me.”

You looked over your shoulder, taking in the rare sight of Sebek in comfy clothes. To be fair the only reason he was wearing the fluffy pyjama pants and a white tank top was because you had gifted them to him. Even though it was something as simple as sleep clothes, Sebek treasured them.

“We can always go another night, sweetie,” you hummed, “besides, I would rather eat your cooking any night.” 

Sebek grumbled but didn’t argue with you, knowing full well that you would just shower him with sweet yet incredibly embarrassing praise for what he deemed as mediocre cooking at best. To be fair, you did call him your ‘pookie-bear’ in front of Malleus and Lilia — yeah, he nearly died that day, and Silver brings it up every now and then. 

“Besides,” you blew off the dust from a book, “I would rather read with you!” 

So that’s what you were searching for? A book? Sebek raised an eyebrow. You would rather read a book with him? And Sebek felt his face heating up. The two of you had been together for quite some time now, but Sebek always went warm when you did something simple, small, yet sweet. Those would leave him more pink and more warm than any grand gesture, because they weren’t planned. They were just something you naturally did, and that flustered him like nothing else.

Sebek cleared his throat, trying to compose himself. “And what has caught your attention, love?” Even with his terms of endearment, he was formal, respectful.

You waddled over, and showed him the cover. “Crocodile Knight!” 

“A children’s picture book?” Sebek hadn’t seen that book since he was a kid, and it did bring back some fond memories for him, but he still wondered why you looked so excited.

“Mhm!” You plopped next to Sebek on the couch, worming yourself next to his side until you were practically trying to merge with him. “Plus you’re my knight, and a crocodile, seems fitting! So, can you read it to me? Pretty pleaseeeeeee? My big, strong, scaly, knight?”

Sebek felt himself grow warm in the face and knew his ears must have been glowing from your giggling. He knew that he should have saved showing you the itty bitty scales that he had until later, but you had insisted on seeing them. “I-I guess I can read you a bit,” he surrendered, knowing that you would win this one.

He started reading, his voice steady and strong, only wavering when he felt you shift beside him. But he stopped reading when he felt your head rest against his shoulder. Glancing at you from the corner of his eye, he made direct eye contact with you; you were looking at him and not the book.

“I thought you wanted me to read this to you,” Sebek restrained himself from letting his loud nature win, making his voice crack a bit. “But you’re looking at me instead of the book?!”

You sighed, and placed a kiss to his jaw, which made him get quiet real fast. “Because you’re my crocodile knight, my beautiful crocodile knight,” you murmured.

Sebek closed the book, putting a bookmark in place so the two of you could revisit it at a later time. There was no chance that he could focus on reading when you were looking at him with hearts in your eyes.

So, instead, the two of you got into a comfortable cuddling position, got cozy under some blankets, and fell asleep in each other’s arms with the sound of rain and thunder aiding you to sleep.

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