#funny old lady meme

[skankhunt44]

These are two bad knittahs

[ludovicawrites]

Sorry, bro, this is important 😤☕

[ho1ymermaid412]

Bridgerton quotes🎀🩷

[jediaxis101]

[kstripling]

[emeraldbabygirl]

The fuckin manager and the end of Tokyo Noodle Factory:

[katyspersonal]

fantomette’s lore: I’ve decided to finally touch upon one of the most obscure characters in the setting: Boris the Cocks Sucker! First, let’s establish everything we can confirm about the character in the canon! There isn’t much information to be honest... All we know is that he was very close with the nameless mercenary NPC, that he mentions being ridiculed by others a couple of times and uses a broomstick with hot iron tied to its tip as a weapon! Now, let’s take a closer look at how his clothes are designed. You could see there is a blurred symbol seen through a hole on his shoulder... I wonder if this is a tattoo and has something to do with his title, because... you know 💀 Yeah this is really strange but I love how some settings are so different from modern world. Anyway, I’ve talked long enough, sorry!

crow’s lore: Ohhh, boy, the potential of the lovely Boris the Cocks Sucker have evaded me for quite a while, but thanks to my wonderful and talented mutuals I’ve been able to put some thoughts about him as well! Others already pointed out his title is likely earned by those comrades he has bad relationship with because people in Horseplinked Village are far from being progressive. But wait, did you know that he is also the only NPC who will stop to pay attention at one of the books in the disorganised pile you pass by it in the library? This book’s cover is also a low resolution of the book popular in my country that I am also lucky enough to be familiar with that features a story about big male naturals, so indeed our boy’s interest was piqued! Also did you know that if you take a different route with Boris and never enter the library, his attack during the boss fight will be 5 points less? Indeed, he fights with more vigour if we just allow him to take a look  👀 I played this game many times and no other NPC acts like this! I admire how much attention FromSoft puts in such tiny details! Anyway big thanks to my wonderful mutuals who inspired me!

katyahina’s lore: HEYYYYYY ya’ll l00sers enjoyed your break from my autistic ramblings? Anyway here is MORE!!! aCTUALLY, 'cocks sucker' is a translation error, in the original ( x ) it says 'cocksucker' - SINGULAR, not plural! This might be a nitpick but tbh I think the distinction is important because whereas 'cocks sucker' understandably led us to believe in a rather sexually active life of Boris that idiots in the village condemn, being called 'cocksucker' has more of a vibe of only caught being gay ONCE (we all know it had to be that nameless mercenary NPC) and most likely ridiculed by bigoted citizens SINCE then for it as result! Less of a consistent life vibe, right? Also tbh that tattoo might be a blurred name because of its form, he actually could have loved that guy so much he tattooed his name! This is just heart breaking now... *pensive Spongebob screenshot* Yeeeeah I didn’t mean to get so emotional (lmao I Actually Did xd) Anyways Miyazaki why 💀 💀 💀 *proceeds to get feral in the tags spilling personal information in the process*

[transmandayoung]

Stephen King: this is Lois. I will repeatedly describe Lois, and things in her house, as hobbit-sized

King: this is Ralph. he's several inches over six feet tall

King: they're going to get married

[fusion-ego]

Me pulling up to work, blaring Enter Sandman at volumes no living creature should be able to survive:

The Extremely Christian (tm) board member I am taking over for:

[jonatan4563]

Me when a older lady ask me who is the next church:

[captainpirateface]

Every time she sees the "D".

[lagoonxii]

This dude just walked onto the train holding an anime figure with zero shame and holding it proudly like the brave soul he is

[christianonnamission20]

Watch "Get me the government" on YouTube

I can't get over this whole video 😂

[darnell-la]

Please I need more “drive-by sniffing” It’s so funny to me but also I’m into it

warnings: jealousy, hiding keys, sniff-by (drive by sniffing), lying, teasing, trapping, kissing, carrying, oral (fem receiving), etc.

note: perv!logan???? FUCKIN’ HELL.

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“They’re just a friend, Wade” y/n sighed as Wade kept complaining about where and why she was going. She was trying to find her keys and he knew for a fact he took them.

“Where are they, Wade? I told you I was leaving before I took a shower and now they’re off the kitchen counter so — Where are they!?” Y/n yelled at the man, making Logan choke on his beer.

“I don’t know, peanuts. Maybe it’s lost up your ass,” Wade shrugged as he got up and slipped his shoes on. “Shame on you for leaving mister I have no life and I hate everyone and everything, over there. Maybe you couldn’t take him on a date,”

“It’s not a date!” She yelled at the man, knowing this might be, but it was none of his business. “Yeah, sure it’s not, but since it’s so not a date, why not take Grandpa with you? He hasn’t seen the sun in a while,” Wade whispered.

Before y/n could say anything, he left, shutting the door hard and singing as he skipped down the hall, ready to go see Vanessa. “Dick shit,” said under her breath.

“Language, young lady,” Logan chuckled as he took a sip of his ninth beer. “Who are you? The god of prohibited language?” Y/n rolled her eyes at the man before she continued her search for her car keys.

“Lookin’ for these, bub?” Logan’s voice spoke after a few minutes of silence. She wanted to ignore him, but once she heard her keys jingle, her head snapped towards him.

“Bro, you had it the whole time!?” Y/n wanted to yell at the man, but he was Wade’s guest. Y/n only stayed here at times when it got too late for her to drive home. He’s somehow friends with her elders and he needed a “full-time babysitter for his dog” that he had just picked up and left with.

Her parents and grandparents insisted she didn’t help Deadpool and Dogpool. They were all big fans, but y/n wasn’t planning on working for him.

Wade had something behind what he was doing after y/n served him his food at bingo night. She was young but not too young, pretty, went to college, and was hard to deal with. Right up Logan’s alley, but did Wade tell him his secret evil plan? No.

“Yeah, because you’re lying,” Logan put the keys back in his pocket after she came over to him to take back what was hers. “What? Bro, give me my keys,” y/n was annoyed.

“You are going on a date, ain’t ya?” He asked. She could do all the washing she wanted, but he could still smell her. “No, for the love of god. Can you guys stop asking me that shit? It’s annoying!”

“Last time I checked, it only takes you ten minutes to shower, not thirty,” y/n was surprised he paid attention to her shower times. She’s only been in and out of Wade’s shared apartment for a couple of months.

“Your point is?” She asked, knowing he wasn’t dumb, but she hoped he’d give up. “I don’t know, you tell me,” he got up, now towering over her. Her neck ached from the sudden new angle she had to look at him.

“I can smell you, you know,” Logan admitted. “What do you mean?” She genuinely asked. “I can smell you leaking. It’s hard to miss when you smell like that every time you leave to meet up with your friends,”

She wanted to call out his perverted activities but had nothing to say. He was old, but she wasn’t a minor, so what could she say to make him feel uncomfortable for invading her privacy.

“How good is he? Seems like he fucks good if you’re soaked right before you leave,” Logan had y/n cornered on the wall. She didn’t know she was backing up that much until she had nowhere else to go.

“How about you let me meet him. Lemme watch how he fucks you so I can show you better,” his hot breath blew on her face. He was so close and intimidating. Where did all of this come from?

“Sometimes I can smell him on you. I hate it so much, you know why, bub?” Logan asked as his finger cupped her chin. Y/n softly shook her head. “Because I can do better,”

Before she knew it, his lips were all over her, barely letting her process before his tongue slipped into her mouth.

Usually, she found that nasty, hating the sloppy kisses, but this time — Fuck, it felt so nice.

Y/n kissed back, whines escaping her mouth as she now felt needy. She was already turned on, knowing she was going to meet her boy toy tonight, but Logan seemed better. He was always the better choice.

“Greedy slut,” the man spat, sounding angry, but she knew that’s how they talked when they were turned on. She could feel his hard on through his jeans. He was grinding up and down her body like a pole.

“Always leavin’ to fuck another man, like I’m not here, baby. I don’t like that disrespect,” Logan pulled the girl off of the wall and now carried her to his room that they sometimes shared.

Wade’s apartment is a two-bedroom, so if she slept over, she’d sleep on Logan’s bed, and he’d sleep on the small couch in the room.

He would be lying if he said he didn’t sleep better when she was right across from him. He’d also be lying if he said he would switch the sheets because he loved her smell.

He never did anything like this back where he was, but something after that fight made him switch. He was turning into a small pervert for a young lady in who’s barely the legal drinking age.

“Smellin’ like candy,” Logan sniffed, loving the new lotion she had bought a few days ago. “Gonna go through all that work when I take you on a date?” He asked as he slowly took the girl's clothes off. “Maybe,” she shyly said, surprised he wasn’t thinking about this as a one-night stand.

“Doesn’t matter, bub — Ima still eat that pussy till you cry,” he said as he spread the girl's legs. She felt so smooth. She was ready for him, not that dickhead she was getting ready to meet.

Logan slowly slicked up the girl's slit, taking in how close he is to her smell. All the days of smelling her getting ready for another man, just for her to get pulled back for him.

“Bet this cunts sweet,” the man said before diving in for a few seconds. Her mom got stuck in her throat. That was amazing, and he had more.

“Sure fuckin’ is,” Logan quickly went back in, arms wrapping around and thighs to pull her into his face. He wanted to suffocate in between her thighs.

[galactic-rhea]

WDYM Anakin is Luke and Leia's dad

I dunno if this post will reach the Star Wars fandom but I hope it does because I'm sure you all will get a good laugh at me.

As of recent I have developed a good hiperfixation for Star Wars, the thing is I knew nothing. NOTHING about Star Wars besides the fact it had aliens and...a war...in space? And funny swords. And main character is Luke or something, I spent over 20 years ignoring anything about Star Wars and somehow missing most references out there.

And recently, literally less than a month ago I saw a gif and said to my partner "oh this guy this guy looks cool, this gif looks nice" and he said "Oh well, he's a good character." And it all developed into me watching Clone Wars, the animated series you know and...and I was kinda blown away, on my opinion the show IS GREAT. And I love every character and their interactions, I love how much they focus on side characters, and they all seem very well written. I got hiperfixated really fast and saw Anakin and I was like "Omg, babygirl. He's a blorbo now."

And because of the show, this was super unexpected, but somehow I also got, really got, into the ship with Padmé because omg, cool woman. Literal happy squeaky noises of someone who was in a bad state and needed some good ol' distraction and comfort.

Now, like I said I knew nothing about Star Wars as a whole. And I still haven't watched the movies, besides the ocassional gif?

So imagine my shock, my surprise, my...bewilderment when I realized.

"Wait a minute, LUKE IS ANAKIN'S SON?! HOLY-"

Ladies, gentleman, and others, I think I came very late to this party and I don't even know how it took me so long.

Not only that, but because of this sudden love for the series, I went to my friends circle like "BESTIE, GUESS WHAT, I HAVE A NEW BLROBO AND A NEW FAV SHIP AND EEEP"

And my friends are like "omg that's amazing, what is it?"

I tell them, and of course they all know these characters and they all react like they know this very bad secret fact and I got told several times already "Please, don't watch the episodes 2 and 3 alone, it will hurt."

I feel like blissfully walking among rainbows and blue skies while everyone else know that my future is doomed. Somehow.

(Uncomfortable silence)

Not only that, but then I spent a whole deal of time thinking "Where the heck I have seen these guys" cus there was some fmailiarity I couldn't just point out and then one day I woke up, brushed my teeth and of all sudden I realized and it was such a shock.

Do you know how SURREAL is to get very into a character, and into a ship, and then realize they're the same from that super widespread meme that has been around for who knows how much time?

I swear I thought that meme was from some old medieval fantasy movies or something.

But alas, Star Wars now is EVERYWHERE. People do references to Star Wars ALL THE TIME and it's just now I'm catching them.

I got spoilers. From a meme. In a youtube review that had nothing to do with Star Wars hah. Everything is a spoiler, the world is an apparent spoiler. Now I'm here, trying to avoid spoilers from something everyone seems to know, even my family knows. It's so surreal and I wouldn't have it any other way 😂

Anyways, if you read until here, know that a wild ride still waits me, cuz I'm only starting Season 3 of Clone Wars and I don't plan to watch the movies until I finish the series.

And yes, I made this blog just to ramble freely about SW and draw stuff because it sparked my inspiration after a long art block.

Have this doodle I drew after watching the two first episodes, my offering for you reaching this far.

Note: Wouldn't Anakin and Padmé's ship name be Animé? Cuz that's hilarious.

[emo-batboy]

How dare you cut those memes. In my heart they are canon and Jason frames them on Bruce's WE's office.

Also, what does the family think of someone cursing In front of Jason? (Like I know Jason knows worse words but I think it'd be funny)

I apologize I simply could not fit them in 😔

However it is my firm belief that Jason doesn’t frame them. He either sticks them to the wall with a glue stick or staples them. How does he get staples into the wall, you ask? No one knows. Sheer willpower probably. Either way, Bruce refuses to take them down until Alfred makes him because his office has to look “professional.” They are allocated to the fridge.

Bruce doesn’t know how to handle the cursing. He goes white as a sheet each time. Dick might censor himself and pretend not to have said a curse word, but with Jason it’s like

Jason: Oh fuck!

Bruce: Jason, manners.

Jason, whispering: Sorry. Oh fuck!

Jason knows what he’s doing and he will not stop

Stranger: *cuts them in line*

Jason: Piece of shit.

Stranger: What did your kid just call me?

Jason: I called you a piece of shit :)

Bruce: *visibly having a meltdown but too used to it at this point*

The worst (best) part? No matter what he does, Jason is always seen as the perfect little boy. To the public, he’s the polite kid who will talk your ear off about what he did in school today. He holds doors open. He offers his seat for old ladies on the bus. He has perfect manners.

The only time he shows his street kid side is when you’re being a dick. Then he’s a menace. And you definitely deserve it, and he’ll make sure no one else sees. Just to fuck with you. He’s a 7yo filled with righteous fury and street smarts.

You wanna tell someone he stomped on your foot for being rude to his dad? No one in Gotham will ever believe you~