#also Stephen king let old ladies have agency challenge
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Stephen King: this is Lois. I will repeatedly describe Lois, and things in her house, as hobbit-sized
King: this is Ralph. he's several inches over six feet tall
King: they're going to get married
#insomnia reread#s king#memes#idr if he's 6'3 or 6'6 lmao#hobbits are three or four feet tall lmfao#I know Lois isn't That Short but it's still very funny imagining small shapely little Lois and her skinny skyscraper husband#also Stephen king let old ladies have agency challenge
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