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madame-helen · 1 year ago

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#meme #memes #shitpost #shitposting #humor #funny #lol #satire #funny memes #funny humor #funny meme #video games #war thunder #minecraft #virginia #news #us military #irony #joke #parody

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iknowmorethanyou · 1 year ago

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edaxii · 1 year ago

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just your normal drawing challenge!

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who-always-pays-their-taxes · 10 months ago

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i just think that Duke Thomas should like oink at Dick Grayson. I think that when Dick tries to come in Duke’s room and have like a weird sibling heart-to-heart, Duke’s like “u got a warrant, pig???” and Dicks like 👁️👄👁️. Duke passive-aggressively hands Dick a doughnut. And Dick doesn’t rrly get shit for being a cop/having been a cop bc most ppl assume he’s a stripper, so this is new to him.

#PLZ THE LAST LINE IS A JOKE I NEED EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT #ITS A FUNNY ONE #BUT ITS A JOKE #DONT YELL AT ME #dcu #batman #batfam #batfamily #bruce wayne #batkids #dick grayson #duke thomas #HE HAS SHENANIGANS THIS IS HIS SHENANIGANS #this post was inspired by 1. zac oyama beinf the funniest fucker 2. that one episode of new girl ifykyk #taxes talks too much #batfanon #but i have facts to back it up so truly is it #taxes fanon #if anything

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catchymemes · 1 year ago

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#happy new year #2024 #funny #lol #haah #humor #meme #memes #new years eve #happy new year 2024 #dank memes #dark humor #jokes

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 7 months ago

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Actually, the bars aren't so bad anymore.

Think you can fix him? Read about his care instructions over at Tiger Tiger)

#Tiger Tiger #ludovica bonnaire #rakkatak ann #I thought I liked him (in a way he has a great design and is an effective antagonist) and *then* he licked the spit.#Now I need to create a lab to study him in. My god. He gives me hives. I need to see more of him NOW.#Something is wrong with him and it fascinates me.#He is everything I like in an antagonist. A little bit stupid and unintentionally funny while being a genuine threat.#I call him rat man they way I want to see him skitter around on the floor.#Call him rat man the way he might need a little cheerio snack and some enrichment.#I am so...so tired and I am struggling to keep the jokes train going.#Please continue to read Tiger Tiger! Every new reader fuels my energy gauge.#Sorry I've been missing so many days of posting. I'll try to make up with some extra posts this week!

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in4newz · 29 days ago

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z-mizcellaneous-z · 2 years ago

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MY FRIEND SENT ME THIS IM FUCKING CRYING WITH HOW HARD I AM LAUGHING

#memes #lol #jokes #funny #the missing submarine #titantic tour #titanic #recent news #mizismiz

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spyglassrealms · 1 year ago

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happy new yappy everyone

#I can't believe I spent 15 minutes on this stupid joke #happy new year #spy is funny #shitpost

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madame-helen · 1 year ago

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#meme #memes #shitpost #shitposting #humor #funny #lol #satire #funny memes #funny humor #funny meme #comedy #kaiju #godzilla #godzilla minus one #godzilla and kong the new empire #irony #joke #parody

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iknowmorethanyou · 1 year ago

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honestlyitsjustsam · 2 months ago

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newly-wed

#gale without his netherese blight and tav without her lords markings on her skin...a new beginning for both IM EMOTIONAL #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #gale x tav #bg3 tav #baldurs gate #the inside joke between me and my friend about giving tav a curly BOB the second she becomes a wife is still funny to mee #my drawing

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leafwateraddict · 9 months ago

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Couldn’t stop thinking about Dust being able to pass as Classic. So I had an idea where Dust replaces Classic in a timeline and steals(?) his partner.

He gets conflicted when he starts actually caring about you… But denial is an easy road to take when there’s seemingly no consequences to your actions.

The reveal i guess. Most normal reaction to learning your partners been replaced for god knows how long and you have no clue where he is.

Now that I think about it I might’ve gotten some inspiration from that one chapter of IJAG by @htsan (iykyk) only a lil bit tho

(Full rambling of the idea + extra sketch cuz i liked the expression) ↓↓

I originally wanted y/n to notice the differences instantly but i think it would be angstier if they didn’t and only noticed like months later >:3

#hoodies are hard #i need to practice more #hrmmm #also i guess the new sona is staying #lol #theres much more to this but basically dust gets attached #he was not prepared to get attached (dumbass lmao)#you may ask ‘oh he can just kill them why does he look so scared?’#hes scared of losing them #hes selfish #theres so much angst potential here hehehoo #the idea of sans just being trapped in a basement unable to teleport out for whatever reason… help him…#dust trying to get information out of him about y/n while taunting him about how easy he is to replace #but theres also a funny side to it cuz like. ‘hey whats your favorite movie again?’ ‘Very funny sans #You know what my favorite movie is…’#Dust who has no fucking clue: ‘ehehe yeah i know im just joking’ *hes actually freaking out a bit on the inside*#sans #dust sans #my beloved #my beloathed #sans x self insert #sans x reader #sans x you #undertale au #fic idea #prolly a oneshot #leafs art #replaced au

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humming-fly · 1 month ago

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Team Dark Week Day 7 - Live and Learning Experience

If he can pull this off he'll earn himself a wayfinding badge for his scout sash 👌

And that's a wrap on Team Dark week!! Bit quicker with the shading and background this time because 4 panels in this style takes forever actually h a h - that said I'll be touching them up before I post this whole week of panels as a master post soon (which will include some extra little doodles I didn't get to add to the main plotline), so keep an eye out for that!

And for those of you that have been following along daily, I hope you all enjoyed this silly little hiking story!

#team dark week #teamdarkweek #rouge the bat #shadow the hedgehog #sonic #sth #For those of you following me long enough the little sketchy compilation of jokes when I masterpost this should be quite familiar haha #I plan to touch up a lot of the panels first like adding actual backgrounds to this one and shading it properly lol #shadow's wearing hiking boots here so he's gonna have to hoof it manually wish him luck!#he'll definitely be leaning nonchalantly on the car by the time rouge gets there #(he only made it there 10 minutes before she did and was certainly not at all panicked he'd miss it no siree)#(rouge just so happened to be admiring her new jewels nearby for a cool 20 minutes so the timing worked out well~)#omega has gps but it's more honorable for shadow to win this fight to understand maps on his own #(it's funny)#comic #my art #doodles #realizing I inadvertently made rouge Way taller than shadow here lmaO #i'm leaning into it by this point she's tall and that's the canon I'll live by #okay time to sleep for 48 hours whOO

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cowchickenbeefpork · 3 months ago

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Jax when he can’t abuse the other members of the digital circus for .5 seconds

#Tadc #tadc jax #the amazing digital circus #Jax #sorry. Just watching the new episode and seeing him fucking get genuinely upset he can’t is so funny. Had to make this joke #tadc spoilers

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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Lan Wangji Goes To Lotus Pier AU: Part 3: Enveloping Feelings.

(Part 1, Part 2, Part 4)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan wangji #Yungmeng Jiang training arc AU #I wanted to try out a different paneling style for this one - sorry I'm a day late! (there will still be a post tomorrow to keep on track)#The original 3 panel comic idea was fine but the point of this new schedule was to take time to push myself a bit more.#I was taking a look back through some comic artists I felt inspired by #and I really loved how Lynda Barry fills her gutters with patterns and doodles!#Obviously I'm not going as absolutely wild with it as she does but it was a great exercise!#I truly think the gutters are the most important and most overlooked part of any comic. There's lots going on in that space.#It's the same with timeskips. The implied movement between moments that we don't see changes depending on how wide that gap is #You're here for the funny tags so here's some that ties this time talk together:#I think LWJ was thinking about that second note from day 2 but it took him 7 days of hazing to commit it to paper.#I think he sends it a day later and immediately regrets it. Chasing down the messenger and everything.#You know if something actually happened to his brother he would never ever forgive himself for putting the bad vibes out there.#Third time skip was the hardest because there was so many possible flavours of jokes here. Day 8/9 was a personal favourite.#day 14 was also funny (week by week). I think the debate on 'how long does lwj take to catch feelings' is more or less:#'how long does it take for him to arrive at a particular stage of grief and yearning (and awareness of it all)#This is a symphony. There is an act by act structure. Every day he is fighting to keep his old sensibilities. He is losing so badly.#(I'll be returning to the main comic soon but there is more of this AU to come!)

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