#funny icons jared padalecki

[superwowvibes]

i really liked this episode. in general i like charlie's character a lot specially her interactions with dean <3

[typinggently]

“We never see Sam eating a quinoa salad!” is imo one of the funniest complaints about spn. Obviously not. We also never see him actually do yoga, it’s always just a vague threat. That whole aspect of his character was written to be viewed by masculine men (and those who admire them) as a vague joke on what a healthy guy would do. In the same vein, Dean and his weird bacon burger bit is the fantasy of those guys. It’s Eros and Anteros of health and diet for the intended masculine manly USAmerican viewer.

On that note, I think we could go even deeper and speculate whether that’s why Sam doesn’t get to show his body off. The whole point is that Sam is the health nut, but not to a degree where 1) healthy living looks appetising 2) we see what healthy living does to his body. He’s not meant to be inspirational. Instead, we get Dean, who eats like a pig and is framed as the funny but reasonable one (and who gets girls). If Sam were meant to genuinely embody and showcase a healthy lifestyle, we would get to see workout montages, appetising healthy food and, most importantly, Jared Padalecki’s impressive physique. Sam should be able to run faster and for longer than Dean, he should be able to fight harder. He should be able to overpower Dean in their physical fights. But none of that is ever the main focus. Because, again, Sam isn’t meant to be a healthy inspiration. He’s meant to be the antidote to Dean. The message isn’t “eat a quinoa salad!”, it’s “salad is self loathing on a platter. you can eat bacon and burgers and binge drink and still get girls and the guy who’s annoying about how healthy is his isn’t even stronger than you.” Sam hasn’t been the main character in a long time, and this aspect of his personality is just a way of contrasting him to Dean.

To make it short: Sam wasn’t written to be relatable or aspirational for the girls who crave Lululemon. He’s written for the men who want to feel good about drinking and eating bacon and who, at most, want to hear him brag about fucking those girls. He’s part of the Dean fantasy.

It’s not exactly a problem to make up our fantasy versions of the characters for the most part, but I feel like we shouldn’t forget what the source material is actually like and who it’s aimed at. Just like “Dean is a woke bisexual icon” doesn’t exactly hurt anybody in itself, it still glosses over the misogyny (and homophobia) that makes up what spn is and who dean as a character is.

[lol-jackles]

So apparently, per a CE email, they are full on rebranding the 2024 SPN Con Tour as Jensen's:

We have some thrilling news to share with all of our fellow fans of The Boys! Creation is excited to present The Road So Far… The Road Ahead 2024 Tour, featuring none other than Jensen Ackles, who plays Soldier Boy in the hit Amazon Prime series. This is a special opportunity for fans to come together and celebrate Jensen Ackles' iconic role as Dean Winchester in Supernatural, as well as his new role in The Boys franchise. PLUS, we have more amazing SPN guests on the tour, including Misha Collins ("Castiel"), Jared Padalecki ("Sam Winchester") -- and Jeffrey Dean Morgan ("John Winchester") and Rob Benedict ("Chuck/God"), who will be joining The Boys cast in the upcoming Season 4! Watch the trailer for Season 4 above! Whether you're a longtime fan of Jensen or a new admirer, join us for a weekend filled with panel discussions, meet and greets, photo opportunities, autograph sessions, exclusive merchandise, and more. It’s the perfect chance to connect with your fellow fans and immerse yourself in the world of Supernatural and more. Don't miss out on a wild adventure! Click here and mark your calendars for your favorite destination. Your "The Boys are back!" friends at Creation Entertainment

So now Jared is included in the "amazing SPN guests"??? F*ck off. I know he isn't doing them all but this is just… a low blow tbh. This feels like CE's 'f*ck you' to Jared for branching out and essentially screwing them over.

I'm sure AA's and Jared antis will be celebrating int he streets, but Jared isn't doing less cons, he's just doing less CE cons. Also he's actually working.

Oh this is so funny! Always be careful of what you wish for because Jensen finally got his Dean show and the AAs finally got their Jensen-centric show but we all know AAs are actually sweating bullets that Jared won't be around to save Jensen from himself, and hellers will wonder which one of them is going to ruin Misha's reputation......

.

But seriously, clearly Creation Entertainment saw the math on the wall and the sum of which is a Jared-shaped-hole where money used to be. Jared actually has a career outside of Supernatural , so he Fox-Muldered himself. For reference...

But for Jensen and most alumni, Supernatural will be their best-known gigs. I said here and here 5 years ago that "Misha and the rest of the one hit wonders may have 5 years of con circuit to rake in the money, after that it’s Meet & Greets at strip malls". And that was assuming Jared would still be co-heading with Jensen.

So by now attendances are peeling off and a few actors apparently told their fans that CE reduced their salary to the point that either working at CE is no longer viable or CE essentially fired them. CE is desperate to attract new con-goers by throwing out The Boys mentions and adding Smallville actors and rebranding as "J1 and friends convention"! I wonder if CE is still demanding the same outrageous price for the privilege of a J2 event without one of the Js.

[sapphirecherry]

as promised, here is everything i thought while watching the spn pilot drunk:

(edited for clarity and also bc my phone couldn't understand my accent)

oh my jesus small sam and dean

oh my god mary

the blood dripping. the symbolism. oh my god.

"take your brother and go" what if i go feral? what if i go insane? how about that john winchester?

i should definitely not be watching this i'm going to have a stroke. i'm so not normal about these brothers, in fact i'm very much abnormal

oh my god, the original title screen...

i’m so in love with jared padalecki, it’s not even funny

dean

oh no this is way too fast for me

"dad's on a hunting trip and he hasn’t been home in a few days" *screams*

both right, don’t care. dean is right in that you have to hunt things and save people and sammy is right in that their mother wouldn’t wouldn’t have wanted this for them

i’m gonna throw up for real

"what was he hunting?" that’s my boy sam!

you know i think i’m starting to sober up. this is not good, but it’s also good, but not (i was not in fact sobering up)

how fucking long does it take to complete this pre-law degree for fucks sake

oh my god, the iconic curved sam blade

they're going to jericho california motherfucker

dumb motherfucker

"i can never go home" AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

oh my god what’s going on?

"for one, they're cassette tapes"

"shotgun shuts his cakehole"

dad’s not dead yet idiots

i’m sorry, no one’s believing you're any kind of federal agent whatsoever

dean slapping the back of sam's head you're so iconic

this whole thing seems so rushed, but i have no idea if it’s because i'm very much under the influence or if it’s actually just kind of shit pacing

hey, let the stanford lawboy do the talking okay, he knows what he’s doing

why can't this text to speech thing, not understand my accent. homophobic.

yay dean gets covered in mud

OMG sam

hate to say it sammy, but dean is correct

sam's kind of real, for that

their voices are so high-pitched

"you smell like a toilet"

sam and his lock picking skills and his dean yanking skills, you will always be famous

fucking woman in white

"no chick flick moments"

"jerk" "bitch"

my teeth feel fuzzy

oh my god, he’s such a slut

did you just say my boobs???

get fucked, get your fucking father’s journal shoved up your arse

coordinates jackass

so excited for the sam bangs™️ to make an appearance. love the curtain bangs, but the bang bangs? forever famous

are you kidding? of course he’s never heard of it.

tragic

ha ha dean winchester 1, police 0

sammy you’re about to get your shit rocked

oh fuck

hey you bitch, get your hands off my husband! my wife!

oh my god, he’s so excited driving straight to the house. i love him please marry me sam winchester

how the fuck has it been 37 minutes already

woman in white you’re so famous, how does it feel to have set up the entire omegaverse?

obsessed with the fact that the winchester brothers look normal sized basically this entire episode because they never stand next to someone that’s actually normal sized

dean so real for that

why is there only one headlight working

no! jess! jessica! love of my life!

what i would give to live with stanford era sam winchester in a small little dorm room

oops, there goes all of his clothes and earthly possessions

he was going to propose!!!!

azazel kill yourself. shoot yourself point-blank between the eyes

"we got work to do"

[musical-broken-heart]

John: so you lied to me

Sam: Well. That depends on how you define lying

John: I define it as not telling the truth, how do you define it

Sam: reclining your body in a horizontal position?

John: *100% done with his son* get to the car

Sam: absolutely

[winchesterock]

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[queenofhelldarlin]

whenever someone asks me who jared and jensen are, i just show them this gif.

[suthega]

like pq não sou tua escrava nem muito menos thanks

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[googledocsdyke]

in all these musings about jender, has anyone discussed the fact that dean did watch a clip of jensen in days of our lives in canon and thus confronted Jender Itself in its raw unadulterated form?

god you're so right. now i'm going insane thinking about jender and the french mistake because like....... the entire episode premise has sam and dean comparing themselves to the haunting traces of their alternate self. like they never actually MEET jared and jensen which i do think is both fascinating and key to what makes the episode really work — they just have to detangle, half-horrified half-in awe, what kind of impossibly easy life these strange half-famous men live. using like, context clues. the episode mostly focuses on sam in ways that are very funny and iconic as this post outlines but you're right there is also some SUPER fascinating stuff going on w/ dean's masculinity

dean is much more visibly disgusted than sam at everything that points to jensen and jared's "softness" — their actor-indulgences and their lack of hunting skills and their effeminised "male model" career and dumb little rich boy details like the fish tank in jensen's trailer. i feel sick. he's going to be sick! you already pay these two jokers enough money as it is! and like, of COURSE it's dean who notices that he's wearing makeup (it's always, always dean that has these too-eager jokes land — or not land? — at his expense; marcusantonius: how do we know dean is performing masculinity? because sam isn't) he traces his hand down his face and says, in horror, oh crap, i'm a painted whore. and it's funny! laugh track! the man written as the furious antithesis of femininity accidentally slips into it again (see dean manifesto) and theres a whole HOST of deeply complex and largely misogynistic associations bundled up there about dean’s relationships (both canonical and fanonical) with sex workers, but it's also like...... you are a man. you are a man. you are a straight man and you PRESS that embodiment of yourself into the world every day. and then suddenly you fall through a window and someone else has put makeup on your face. who the hell put makeup on your face? is it even still your face? do you look better with makeup on your face? it doesn't matter. you're a painted whore. this is not your life. wipe this life off your body, wipe the makeup off your face. get back home to kansas.

and then the days of our lives scene in the trailer! again this is so Much because if they wanted to poke fun at the actors' pre-spn careers... jared padalecki is RIGHT there. he was in gilmore girls (haha funny) playing a character named dean (haha funny) who was the love interest (fellas is it gay to be in a woman-centric romcom about mother-daughter affection). but there's no POINT in emasculating sam, there's no punchline. so instead we get days of our lives-era Jender

and he IMMEDIATELY slams the laptop shut. don’t like this universe, sammy. need to get out of this universe. this is the tipping point for both of them, the moment where it all cements. you were a pretty boy on a genre INEXTRICABLY tied up with an audience of women and by god that’s the final straw

IDK MAN like you're dean winchester and you crash into a strange new universe and a man who is not you is wearing your face. or at least you think he’s wearing your face — you never see him, and maybe it’s you who is wearing his face, industrial-strength foundation at all. and people pay you to look... pretty, soap opera lead pretty, male model sons of bitches pretty, network tv good-looking pretty. you’re not just rewarded for this, you’re swaddled in comfort for this. paid in weekly checks, not crumpled twenties. you feel sick. you’re a painted whore. you know you wouldn’t be happy here (you and sam aren’t even BROTHERS) but there’s some strange haunting young version of you living in another world’s computer who looks just past the camera with soulful romantic lead eyes and maybe you don’t know how to hold all that knowledge in you! maybe you just want to get back to where you can kill something clean and simple and not think about catching the right angle while doing it. you will never meet jensen ackles. if you met jensen ackles you would punch his lights out. probably. maybe not! he’s not a hunter, he just plays one on tv. jensen ackles is a man pretending to be a hunter and you hate him for it, but isn’t that all you are, too, at the end of it?

[spntvdhunger]

Imagine: Sam's face when you (joking) asked him if he could lend you some condoms

GIF not mine credit to owner

[remythologise]

as my resident spn blogger, can you please explöain what the hell is going on?

I SIMPLY LOVE WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME THAT I AM THEIR RESIDENT SPN BLOGGER, it's an honour to be here to represent my nation at your own personal tumblr olympics etc... okay well. Essentially, the SPN actors Jensen Ackles and his wife Danneel Ackles formed a company called 'Chaos Machine Productions' (You can't make this up. Chaos Machine. Well. They sure did name it accurately!). Yesterday, two main things happened with respect to that company - firstly, news that the head of development at the company was actively campaigning for more LGBT+ stories, and the instagram having a pride icon etc., which was IMMEDIATELY BURIED by the news that this production company seemingly have the rights to the Supernatural intellectual copyright, and for their first show are working on a show about the 'epic love story' of John and Mary Winchester.

Now, this was controversial with ALL sides of online fandom (Destiel shippers, Wincest shippers, bibros/redditors, etc.) because John Winchester is widely (but not universally) regarded as an abusive father towards Sam and Dean, so the proposition of putting him as a protagonist did Not sit well with most people. In addition, you have the Destiel faction pissed off that this series obviously doesn't address Castiel or Destiel, and the Wincest/BiBro faction pissed off it's... not about the brothers. Nobody really wants a show about Sam and Dean's parents. Hell, they're not really an 'epic love story' - canonically they only fell in love because angels wanted their bloodlines for Sam and Dean to be born, so they forced love through cherub magic. However, at the helm is Robbie Thompson, one of Supernatural's very best and most Destiel & LGBT-friendly writers. Once initial ire dies down people are a bit more optimistic to know Jensen seems to have the rights to Supernatural in general and wants to do a lot of 'gap filling' with regards to canon.

Anyway this news was retweeted by Jensen... and then by Misha, who seemed to, along with other members of the cast such as Rowena, Anna and Adam's actors, kind of say 'haha room for us??? spare employment???' But oh, then Jared Padalecki logged on and made it very clear that he was not aware of this prequel series and was pretty pissed off about not being in it or aware of it. Basically livetweeted a public best-friendship fall out. He even TWEETED Robbie Thompson with this, (and then deleted it) which is honestly. Pretty wild. He may or may not have also unfollowed/refollowed Misha and Jensen on twitter/instagram (sources around this are sketchy). That's the summary of events. Jared has also followed up with a tweet this morning which is. Very funny to me, no further comment.

This also adds to the 'J2 Fallout Theory' (J'squared' referring to Jensen and Jared) that Jensen and Jared, despite famously being very close friends on the show, became Less Close in the wake of a season finale that had Dean killed off and centred around Sam, which Jared seemed to like and Jensen... did not seem to like. Adding to this are the tidbits that Jensen apparently turned down a) the starring role and then b) a directing part on Walker, Jared's current CW show, and that Danneel and Gen Padalecki unfollowed each other on social media. This whole thing has also led to retroactive viewing of J2 interactions like this in a new light.

Biggest L of course to the J2 romantic relationship truthers. RIP to the oldest conspiracy theorists in the fandom. And also the CONVENTIONS that are booked with J2 PANELS AS THE MAIN MONEY-MAKING ATTRACTION.

In addition, various writers have tweeted or liked comments that added fuel to the fire around the issue. (i.e. show creator Eric Kripke confirming he knew about it and liking Misha's tweet, writer Robert Berens laughing at the J2 truthers, Sebastian Roche casting shade on Jared in code, Meghan Fitzmartin just… liking that… tumblr text post... Meanwhile writer Steve Yockey meanwhile liking shady tweets about bad showrunners which seems like almost entirely unrelated shade @ Robert Singer and/or Andrew Dabb and/or others.) But the summary is: content is BACK ON, baby!

[thequeenofhellbitch]

[tintentrinkerin]

Infinity Pool

Rating: Mature Pairing: Jensen Ackles/Jared Padalecki Tags: pool sex, blowjob, established relationship, mentions of 15.20 Summary: This is a ficlet I wrote for @laxe-chester67. Her request was "Jensen x Jared, explicit. Pool, blowjob and "Your mouth does real magic" ..." Word count: 672

Read under the cut or on AO3

It was time to relax after the filming of the final episode was over and both, Jensen and Jared had 'broken character' in at least one of the scenes. It has been an emotional rollercoaster letting go of Sam and Dean Winchester, their iconic roles and the reason they became friends, soulamtes and eventually lovers. Roadtripping back to Texas has been Jensen's idea. A great one, too. With hours on the road, the outbreaks of joy, contentment and additional tearing up about 'the end' they made few stops, drove whole days throught. But this one time, Jensen had booked them a fancy hotel room. A break in their „Winchester“ routine. This hotel was a five star luxury palace settled on a hill, and with a breathtaking view over the valley and an ensuite pool.

They weren't exactly poor and two nights delay wouldn't hurt before they got back to their kids and businesses. When Jared entered the room and put his bag on the king size bed he noticed at second sight that the pool wasn't only big, it was outdoor. It was an infinity pool with the best view he has ever seen.

„Jensen, this is great!“, he exclaimed.

Jensen followed him and took a look at the pool. „I knew you'd like this.“

There was no way in no trying this pool. Immediately. It was already dawning and the sky was blue and pink. A beautiful sight. Magical even. Jared got in the pool. The water was hot, the air clear and cold, just as he liked it. Jensen joined him soon after. Together they hunched over the edge of the pool and looked at the rising moon. It was Jensen who then sneaked a hand down Jared's back to his butt, squeezing it. Jared just smiled, he knew this move all too well.

He turned around to kiss Jensen. It felt melancholic, both still processing the filming. They had known a couple months in advance what would happen but acting it was way more intense. Jared leaned in the kisses and when Jensen pulled him closer and he felt how hard Jensen already was, he uttered a muffled moan. „I thought you were still mourning“, he joked. But he knew himself he wasn't overly funny right now. „I am. But I'm also...“ Jensen left the rest unsaid.

Instead he slided his hand down Jared's stomach and covered his cock with one hand. Jared gasped. „Get your ass on that edge“, Jensen whispered. „No worried I'll keep you steady. You won't fall.“

Jared heaved himself on the brim. It was narrow, and behind him there was nothing but the night and the valley. And even if he did he wouldn't mind all this much. Time with Jensen was a treasure. And they didn't have this much time for each other for the next months.

When Jensen cupped Jared's tip with his mouth, Jared moaned into the cold night's air. Jensen was an unbelievably good lover. Who else would do this on the brim of a swimming pool? Jared curled one hand in Jensen's hair, the other supported his body.

Jensen's hot wet tongue licked his tip and along his length, making Jared moan even louder. He felt the arousal and the thrill growing. Jensen's arm held Jared close and safe. With a deep sigh Jensen sucked Jared's cock in completely in his throat. And kept it there was several seconds before he released Jared again. „Fuck... Jensen...“, he breathed. „Your mouth does real magic...“

Jensen grinned. „I know.“ Jared loved that grin, Jensen's blowjobs, his spontaneous ideas. All of this.

It was just a matter of time until Jared would come when Jensen treated him like this. They were pent up and emotional, thrilled, excited. Desperate. Deep in his throat Jared hummed and moaned, thrusted in Jensen's warm rough hand and his delicious mouth. When Jared started shaking Jensen released him and pulled him back into the water.

„Let's finish this inside. I need you.“ Jared shuddered.

„Anything you want...“

[fromparishwithlove]

A selection of irl notes I made while rewatching Supernatural

[Contains spoilers]

Part Two/Season Two

- Dean’s barefoot. That’s cute as fuck what the hell man?!

- “You can’t kill death” - says the man who literally kills Death

- “That’s funny. You’re very cute.” - sorry, is this bitch trying to flirt with my man?! As she tries to reap his soul?! How rude. But also thanks for noticing. He’s an absolute button

- Mmmm car porn

- My boy just did a knee slide into a grave! Is this the hunter equivalent of kids that knee slide at weddings?

- AND NO ONE GAVE JENSEN ANY AWARDS FOR THIS? FUCK THEM.

- Baby Jensen doing a lil singsong

- Please sign this petition to give dean a real home and a nice life

- Jensen Ackles was blessed by the angels with that face of his. Goddamn.

- Sam knocks most of a brick wall down with his arms?! Y’know that boy is rippppped

- Dean does some sexy driving

- THIS DOUBLE CROSS STILL MAKES ME SCREAM. THEY REALLY ESCAPED IN PLAIN VIEW OF EVERYONE. FUCK YEAH! AND THIS SONG. SO. ICONIC. And then they just fuck off in the most conspicuous car, still wearing their SWAT uniforms. THE AUDACITY!

- Sam has the sassiest sass face and I love it.

- Deans eyelashes are looking supreme

- Sam Winchester really did THAT: broke my heart and got me thinking he was the damn sexiest. God dammit!

- That little dimple Jared Padalecki. STOP.

- Also fuck me the size of Sam’s arms. FUCK! Crush me bitch

- DEAN’S RUMPLED HAIR AT THE END OF THIS EPISODE. YES BOY.

- Dean Winchester in handcuffs *wink wonk*

- Why do they look so damn cute in those orange jumpsuits?

- Imagine calling Dean a monster when he’s sat there with his beautiful eyelashes and Disney Princess eyes and his arms looking RIPPED

- WHERE IS JENSEN’S EGOT!!? Idc he’s not in musicals, he deserves a Tony anyway

[tabloidtoc]

Closer, January 25

You can now buy a copy of this issue for your very own at my eBay store: https://www.ebay.com/str/bradentonbooks

Cover: Tony Curtis’ amazing untold story 

Page 1: Contents 

Page 2: The Big Picture -- Jeff Bridges in his role in 1973′s The Last American Hero 

Page 4: Tanya Roberts passed away at age 65 -- she began having intestinal issues and trouble breathing and collapsed at her home in L.A. and she died from a urinary tract infection that got out of control abetted by hepatitis C she had contacted earlier in her life and it led to a blood infection and the shutdown of her organs

Page 6: Picture Perfect -- Hoda Kotb and her fiance Joel Schiffman on New Year’s Eve 

Page 7: Alyssa Milano and husband David Bugliari and their kids Milo and Elizabeth make funny faces on New Year’s, Susan Lucci rings in the new year with a glass of champagne in a glamorous gown, Jessica Alba rings in the new year 

Page 8: Nicole Kidman and an alpaca 

Page 9: Dr. Mehmet Oz and his granddaughter Gigi and her first snow, Jeff Bridges and his wife Susan and their new pup Monty 

Page 12: Jennifer Lopez performed in New York City’s Times Square for New Year’s Eve 

Page 13: Connie Stevens got into the spirit of New Year’s Eve, Mayim Bialik enjoyed an out-of-this-world experience on Earth to Ned, Leslie Jones on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune 

Page 22: Cover Story -- The Tony Curtis Only We Knew -- his daughters tell all about growing up with this legendary Golden-Age leading man 

Page 26: Dolly Parton at 75 -- the queen of country opens up about her life today and her plans for the future 

Page 31: Spot the Difference -- Simone Missick’s pregnant pause on the drama All Rise 

Page 33: Horoscopes -- Capricorn Geena Davis turned 65 on January 21 

Page 34: Entertainment -- The White Tiger, Jared Padalecki on Walker, In the Spotlight -- Ted Danson 

Page 36: On the Move -- Winona Ryder 

Page 38: Best Friends -- Joe Manganiello and his dog Bubbles, Tamron Hall and her pup May Luv support the Purple Leash Project which aims to help people in crisis bring their pet with them to safety, Andy Cohen and the African gray parrot T’Challa 

Page 40: Great Escape -- Jane Seymour on New Zealand 

Page 44: 5 ways to boost your energy 

Page 46: Heart to Heart -- Kathy Ireland -- the famed model-turned-businesswoman shares her secrets for success 

Page 50: Real-Life Celebrity Heroes -- Harrison Ford 

Page 51: Demi Moore, Mark Harmon, Blake Shelton, Tom Cruise, Clint Eastwood, Tina Fey 

Page 52: Julia Louis-Dreyfus -- what I’ve learned at 60 -- the actress feels excited to seize the day two years after beating breast cancer 

Page 54: Dawn Wells -- farewell to Gilligan’s Mary Ann -- she played the ultimate girl next door on the iconic 1960s comedy series 

Page 58: My Life in 10 Pictures -- Cate Blanchett 

Page 60: Flashback -- glam gals, shaved heads, Coming 2 America, heart glasses