#funny girlfriend

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Shakin' Tits and Takin' Png

[tazmiilly]

hes normal

[demigods-posts]

think it'd be really cool if percy could teleport using water. just needing to be in direct contact with a water source to transfer from one puddle to the next. cornering monsters in damp alleyways like it's no one's business. foregoing the subway when the forecast calls for showers. crossing the ocean quicker that you can say pacific. quality content.

[likeprongstostars]

some fem jegulus art ive been collecting over time + special cherry regulus for @messymoony

[quirkle2]

a labor of love about milk. there are other things too i guess

[girlnut]

the catch for me being a pretty girl is that im insane and weird. sorry

[bashzzey]

oh yeah i've gone webfishing 💖

[crushedsweets]

Katherine the killer amirite

[halfghostwriter]

“… so basically just about everyone in my life has tried to kill me at least once, it’s kinda become my go-to way of making friends, just striking up a conversation with anyone who shoots me. It’s worked with just about all of the rogues in my hometown, including my clone-turned-sister who I had brunch with just last week. Even my parents used to shoot at me, but that was only for like a year or so and in their defense they didn’t actually know it was me, haha. It’s kinda funny, the only person who ever managed to actually kill me was a friend of mine who didn’t technically kill me the first time, and then only did it a second time to fix some rewritten timeline stuff, and I still dated her for a while after that. Oh, speaking of dating, my first girlfriend tried to kill me WHILE we were dating, but again, in her defense, she didn’t know it was me haha. But yeah, that’s kinda why I kept talking to that guy while he was pummeling me, just a bit of a pattern I’ve wound up developing. Anyway, what was the question again?”

“… How did you get in my safe house, and do you need medical attention.”

“Oh! I crashed through the window, and probably. Also, I’m gonna pass out.”

And then Danny passed out.

[wistfulwatcher]

CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIEND APPRECIATION WEEK | day one, favorite character: heather davis

[maulfucker]

canon mlm rep is like "i like a boy..but im!?!? also a boy!? >-<??" meanwhile queerbaiting is like "you think you know me? it was I who languished for years thinking of nothing but you‚ nothing but this moment. and now... the perfect tool for my vengeance is in front of us. I never planned on killing you, but I will make you share my pain, Kenobi"

[theabigailthorn]

I'M MAKING A MOVIE

My next big creative project just got greenlit!

Last year we made The Prince, and it was a gamechanger - next year I'm making a sexy horror comedy vampire movie!

Can't wait to get started on this one lol. Also thank you?! This happened because people went so gaga for The Prince. It's phenomenal.

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

i wonder if people know sonic like. is mandated to not have a love interest. like that’s one of the things you can’t do with sonic when you’re making official media with him (unless there’s special circumstances- the old sonic comics had him in a few romances bc they had them before that mandate was put into place, for example- but it’s not something you can do unless you get special approval). sega has a lot of rules on how to portray sonic and are pretty inflexible on them (sometimes for good, sometimes for bad) and one of them is that sonic cannot like, be in a romantic relationship. characters can have crushes on sonic, but he cannot reciprocate.

like obviously that’s not the same as being canon aroace but also. i do think it’s fucking funny that sonic is extremely easy to read as aroace bc of that.

[your-friendly-neighbourh00d-fag]

rip adam faulkner-stanheight, you would have loved making super distasteful and inappropriate 9/11 jokes

[sergle]

man, you know, nobody asked me, but I have such conflicting opinions on some of the fat falin art, where on one hand: it's always nice to see A Fat Body in fanart anywhere + it's being done in positive ways, for funsies and on the other hand, there is something so familiar about how you are automatically The Fat One if you are a woman simply standing next to a more petite woman, bc I've had a 0% hitrate in seeing people change Marcille's body type and keep Falin's, or change both of them. it's just Falin

[rainbow-neko-artblog]

BE RESPECTFUL

OR ELSE!!!