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caruliaa · 2 years ago

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staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%

grace image os i get to look at her

#edit: edited the og post to what i want but to set the record straight i edited to the post to be mathematically correct right after the #first person pointed it out which was like ten mins after i posted the og post. now fuck offf !!!!! the rest of the tags r from the og post #for some reason i feel very immature making your mom jokes about tumblr staff. which i shldnt !!#bc they suck nd they still havent given me polls. but i ig i feel imature bc it a your mom joke 😭 but still i tihnk its kinda funny #EDIT: edited the post to what i want bc yall were getting annoying . but to set the record straight i edited to post to be mathematically #also its *mum* not mom okay i am NOT !! an american . but if i say mum everyone will j be like 'omg british' like i dont know i am #anyway. i want polls please. give me the rigght to force my mutuals chose between the most inane things #also i tihnk it wld b cool for the cs weekly blog. like w each episode #i cld do a poll of like. out of five stars what do u think of this ep #and it wld b a cool thing of which eps r ppls faves #also i cld have like. whose ur fave in team red whos ur fave in acme etc #id prob just have to go with vile faculty bc theres more than 10 ppl in vile. and ppl wld kill me if i didnt include nel the ell or whoever #it wld b fun !!!#oh btw csweekly thats i thing i want to start. prob on uhhh the 11th of feb ill post abt it more but its basically #a tag/blog for watching cs one ep a time watching one ep every saturday #ya !! :3 #flappy rambles #inaccessible #ask to tag #(<- idk. just in case)

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bixels · 11 months ago

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Hot to the Touch

(Sunset x Thea)

#mlp #sunset shimmer #twilight sparkle #twiset #my art #fanart #the grand galloping 20s #illustration #rarijack is my funny goofy ship your american drama “the fashionista falls for the farmgirl!”#but twiset is my pull at your heartstrings drama romance shit #at least for this au #what if thea was the only one who could calm sunset's rage #what if sunset knows she should hate thea for “replacing” her for being the witch she was supposed to be but she can't bring herself to #what if thea was the guiding star who saves sunset's soul and brought laughter and peace and love back into her jaded tired life #what if they loved each other more than they ever thought they could but it wasn't meant to last. sunset must leave and thea must stay.#what if i ran off a bridge

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star-trek-dumb-comics · 2 years ago

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fellas do you think I'm more of an alpha or a sigma ?

#for real tho I'm reading the american psycho book rn #and he really is like him fr #there are a lot of similarities it's really funny #star trek fanart #ds9 #deep space nine #star trek #gul dukat #non comit art

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frootaye · 11 months ago

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tng accidental 2000s time travel episode where data simply goes to the mall, finds vaguely gothic clothing, and just hangs out at hot topic with the mall goths until the enterprise finds him

#star trek #tng #star trek the next generation #data soong #everytime i come on tumblr its for trekposting i feel like this says something about me #i wanted this to be data hanging out w actual goths but hot topic data was a funny image so i went w mall goths #as a small european country resident seeing hot topic in tumblr posts was so dreamy... magical... shocking... revolutionary #you americans brits canadians whatever dont know how good u had it with tv show tshirts and easily obtainable merch!!!#where was i. ah yes star trek

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andrewckeeper · 4 months ago

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LIDMF AI "Not the Same Street"

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beauty-funny-trippy · 7 days ago

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Harrison Ford endorses Kamala Harris

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mariocki · 3 months ago

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Doctor X (1932)

"If you ask me, I think Dr. Xavier is using very unethical methods."

"Necessity has no ethics, sir."

#doctor x #1932 #american cinema #pre code film #horror film #michael curtiz #robert tasker #earl baldwin #howard warren comstock #allen c. miller #lionel atwill #fay wray #lee tracy #preston foster #john wray #harry beresford #arthur edmund carewe #leila bennett #robert warwick #george rosener #willard robertson #solid good time pre code horror (and another off the Rocky Horror list; actually this could be the last i had to see?) (also contrary to #the lyrics of Science Fiction/Double Feature‚ at no point does the titular Dr build 'a creature') but yeah anywa #anyway*‚ this was one of a very few films made with a pioneering two tone technicolor process that was quickly abandoned in the face of #public apathy; once considered a lost film‚ that version was found in the 80s and is now happily available in a beautiful restoration and i #gotta say it looks absolutely phenomenal‚ full of deep‚ ominous greens and purples. the plot is some hokum about a string of murders #possibly involving the good Dr (an as always impeccable Atwill‚ at the beginning of his all too brief run as a star) and his rogues gallery #of weirdy scientific associates. it's par for the course for early horror cinema‚ complete with mildly exasperating comic foil hero (but by #far not the worst example of the type) and some rather risqué dialogue that absolutely wouldn't have got past the code a few years on #could have done with more focus on the horror and less on the funny business but so it goes and at least the laboratory stuff looks amazing

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historynerdj2 · 7 months ago

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History memes #50

#funny humor #history memes #funny memes #history #funny #humor #meme humor #america #American meme #american revolution #american war of independence #british memes #british empire memes #france #netherlands #spain #star wars #star wars memes

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stardusteyes · 5 months ago

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To hip, or be square, that is the question.

#star rambles about shit #the things i make #what am i doing #music #let’s see..#huey lewis and the news #hamlet #american psycho #<-does this even count #whatever #i attempted a funny #shakespeare

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thats-h0w-th3-light-g3ts-in · 3 months ago

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First day on the job:

After years of working there:

Much like Christine has turned from British blues sweetheart to American rockstar babe, I have turned from sweet new girl trying to please everyone to the sarcastic bitch in the corner judging everyone.

#meme #or something #tryin to be funny anyways #fleetwood mac #christine mcvie #christine perfect #chicken shack #love #job #work #life #me #sarcastic #american #british #blues #rock star

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voiceemporium · 11 months ago

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M! Smuggler in SWTOR voiced by Charles Maury Wallace Sterling

#smuggler #swtor #star wars #Charles Maury Wallace Sterling #english #american accent #i say this with full confidence that if you want to play swtor you need to do the male smuggler run #the voice acting is so fucking funny and like. i wish i could put my fav scenes in #but unfortunately youll hear me laughing hard in the bg #its just funny humorous and it has the vibe. i promise you wont be dissapointed #the plot is mid but the way mr sterling voices the smuggler makes it soooo worth #masc

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salty-dracon · 8 months ago

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in creating a character named "boothill" who is a cowboy in space with a rope and a funny hat and space cowboy boots who tries to say "fuck" three times within 30 seconds of being introduced and who is basically a space superhero who wants to fistfight space amazon, hoyoverse has created The Most American Gacha Game Character Of All Time. The American Dream Because This Is What Americans Dream Of Being.

#honkai star rail #'american men don't habitually have long hair'- shut uppppp it's funny #now the english dub had better give him the most cowboy sounding accent ever. and a 'yeehaw' somewhere #i'd draw more cowboys if i could draw hats

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takunwilliams · 11 months ago

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BERNIE MAC

REST IN PEACE

#KING OF COMEDY #bernie Mac #rest in peace #funny #jokes #comedian #black man #star #rip #portrait #new art #colors #shapes #face #icon #american

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itspileofgoodthings · 1 year ago

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I mean, you know I love an American aesthetic.

#Miss Americana!!!!!!!!!!!!!#going right for the best tight end of all time (whatever that means)#as her first american boyfriend in years iS SO FUNNY TO ME AND SO TAYLOR #anyway yeah torn between just wanting to treat this in the most adult way possible for me #and trying to see it in its truest light #and also finding the fun in it #because it IS fun to me #whatever gene people have where they're like 'i could never care about a celebrity's personal life'#yeah i don't have that. i have the opposite of that #also i just love romance and the color red and sporting events and gifs and a story #so #the sports/pop star romcom set-up my mind is always dreaming about in the room with us now #but also none of my business and I want everything to be good and right and also just truly not my business!#So in a way (as always): there is nothing to say #Nothing to predict on #nothing to hope (But I like to speak a little anyways as a treat)#alskskskskkskejeje

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mariocki · 7 months ago

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Brannigan (1975)

"Well, if it was up to me, I'd get some men out thumping on the streets, passing out some 'e pluribus unum'. That's what ninety percent of police work is today."

"The murder rate in your country, I'm sure, gives ample testimony to your superior police methods."

#brannigan #1975 #british cinema #crime film #douglas hickox #christopher trumbo #michael butler #william p. mcgivern #john wayne #richard attenborough #judy geeson #john vernon #mel ferrer #daniel pilon #john stride #james booth #ralph meeker #barry dennen #del henney #lesley anne down #arthur batanides #ok so for the record i despise John Wayne the person; i also don't particularly rate JW the film star‚ excepting for a very few #special films (The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance probably topping that list). normally i wouldn't make a special effort to see any of his #films but this has been on my radar for some time: i mean it's Wayne in 70s London‚ fighting crime that's represented by classic tv #character actors like Don Henderson‚ James Booth and Brian Glover. heaven! or it would be‚ but this is a flabby‚ kind of dumb mess #partly that's on director Hickox (hard to believe he made the sublime Theatre of Blood a couple years earlier) and partly that's a bad #script which repeatedly hammers on about the cultural differences between usa and uk in an endless attempt to be funny #but the main issue is Wayne‚ too old and sickly to even begin to convince as a tough cop who can win the eye of beautiful Judy Geeson #please. gross. intriguing for sights of 70s London and that wonderful supporting cast but otherwise completely disposable #oh and some fun americans to spot too! Barry Dennen! that at least was a delightful surprise. but yeah not much to recommend this really

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stars-k · 1 year ago

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i finally learnt some american geography today and i'm proud. v confusing but some places have some goofy names lol

#arkansas is a funny name #and wisconsin #baltimore is odd #one of my favs is maryland and louisiana #just putting on my best american accent and saying em #sfw post #star learns shit 👍

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