#funniest anniversary post

[whereisthedamndaddymanual]

As far as the monkey I have raised goes, he wouldn't even bite Michael Jackson.

The other monkey. Well, I didn't raise her so I can just blame you. j/k you know I blame myself for Everything.

[amaranthdahlia]

had made this to commemorate the 3rd user name reveal back in november......................... bruce.

[idliketobeatree]

haven't even watched DW, but my fave popcultural blogger wrote that the recap of previous events from the new episode of Doctor Who looked like a loading screen from Skyrim and

I had to make it.

(trivia bit x)

[dhmis-autism]

Red Guy being deluded with his crush on Duck is equally funny, me thinks

Just this feral full on rabies man Duck who commits war crimes and Red’s delusional ass goes “he is so dreamyyyyy ❤️❤️❤️”

HE'S GOT THEEE WORST TASTE AND I WILL STAND BY THAT FOREVER.

Like, Red has got his issues, but you could see why people would like him. Sooo many people have/had a crush at him at one point it's unreal. NO ONE FEELS THAT WAY ABOUT DUCK GDGDF

THERE'S SO MUCH WRONG WITH HIM... FOR GODS SAKE LOOK AT HIM.

look at his PANTS LEG

[chocolatecakecas]

cuff your jeans father of 2 it's fanservice time

[rexscanonwife]

I know I've got millions ideas to draw rn, but the one I've been working on today is the anniversary art for rex (wanted to get a head start lol) but first of all painting is HARD and second to make it feel like real painting I decided to do it all on one layer 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[likeadevils]

oh btw happy belated 13 year anniversary to the funniest thing taylor’s ever posted

[alia-schlatt]

Hard Launch || JSchlatt

♡ Summery ♡

In which your husband hard launches your relationship on your wedding day

♡ Warning ♡

SFW, Second person POV, No Y/N used

♡ Word Count ♡

Total words: 822

♡ Authors Note ♡

I don't even know where this idea came from but I hope you enjoy!!!

[Story Under Cut]

You were always a private person. You worked a remote job and barely ever went out. But one night three years ago, you had, and you just so happened to meet the love of your life.

Schlatt was everything you had ever wanted, but he was also a famous content creator. Which meant your private life wouldn't be private for long.

But when your six month anniversary came around and schlatt asked if you would like him to make a post with photos of the two of you, like you had done many times on your private Instagram account, that only your close friends followed.

You told him how you felt about being put online. You told him how you had a friend years ago who went viral and just how much it had taken a toll on her, not only mentally but physically. You told him how you didn't want to be put under a microscope by millions of people because of a relationship that was still new.

So he came up with a solution that just so happened to work well. He would pretend he was single online until your relationship was at such a point that it couldn't be kept secret anymore. And you had never been more grateful.

The fact he wanted to show you off warmed your heart, but you had never wanted to be famous.

This is why it shocked his fans all over the world when he made of the hardest launches on the internet. The fans were confused when his friends started posting Instagram stories of a wedding no one online was aware of.

Scenery and Decor, and pictures with  other guests filled Instagram stories. And the fan bases started going crazy. Until you were sitting together after your photoshoots and just sinking in the fact that you two were officially married.

He was your husband, and you were his wife.

"I know how you feel about being online, but I think I should let the fans know," He said, kissing your forehead.

"I agree." You had said before, changing into your reception dress. A baby doll design with a short puffy skirt and white vans, different from the lacy princess dress you had worn for the ceremony.

When you stood up after putting on your vans, he stared at you while lying on the bed. "You're so fucken beautiful. I'm so lucky to have met you."

You scoff pulling him off the bed, "If I hadn't met you, I'd probably still be single and watching Disney movies while sharing food with Micky," you say, referencing your manecoon.

He kisses you before you go meet the rest of the wedding party and prepare for the reception entrance. You look at Ted and your best friend, Sawyer, making jokes with each other. Best man and maid of honor, the next in line for marriage in your friend group.

It isn't until halfway through the reception that Sawyer pulls out her phone and shows you Schlatts' post.

It's a picture of you two in the hallway kissing in your wedding attire. He must've had one of the photographers send it to him prematurely. After you had told him not to bother him. You laughed to yourself before reading the caption.

"Three years ago on a night out, I met the love of my life. The strongest, funniest, and most intelligent person I've ever met. The person who can make a bad day good, with just her smile. The woman I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with. The woman I can't wait to have a family with. And the woman I can't wait to grow old with.

My love, you have made me the luckiest person in the entire world by letting me experience your love. I never knew love could be this refreshing. You're the oxygen I need to survive. The shot of Expresso I can't function without. I can't wait to prove to you day in and day out, just how much you mean to me.

I'm so lucky to call you my wife.

I love you, forever and always,"

You feel tears threaten to reapear in your eyes. You smile as you look up onto the dance floor, seeing him and Ted dancing while Ted holds a phone recording them. You laugh looking at your best friend.

"You chose a good one, I'm happy for you," your best friend says.

"How's about we go join our boys on the dance floor?" You ask, and she agrees. Getting up to walk towards the dance floor.

When you reach it, Schlatt immediately takes your hand, pulling you towards him. "Hey Mrs Schlatt," He jokes, and you smile, giving him a kiss on his cheek.

"What was that for?" He questions.

"I'm your wife, I can kiss you whenever I want now," you joke, and he smiles.

"Damn right, you can, Toots," He says before kissing you again.

[goonssquadd]

On the anniversary of Frank posting ass on main I’d like to talk about my favorite detail which is the shoes.

Man stripped full pants off but kept the shoes and socks on. I’m so baffled by this choice. Do you think he took em off and put ‘em back on? Did he wrestle his pants off over them? Either way no bottoms with shoes and socks is the funniest combination known to man only rivaled by fully nude with socks and shoes

[writingstoraes]

paddock greetings 💌

pairing: charles leclerc/fem!reader

type: instagram imagine/social media au

notes: not proofread and not revised so please expect errors hehehe please lmk what u think by replying or messaging and if u wanna be part of my taglist! <3 this is a bit long! hehe

about: for your 5th anniversary and engagement, the drivers send their greetings with a bit of banter in the comments as always.

lewishamilton

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lewishamilton Greeting this two a happy 5-year anniversary and wishing them the best as they take another massive and wonderful step in their life! Best wishes to the best couple I know ❤️

charles_leclerc Thank you, mate! Also huge thanks for setting me up with her, wouldn't be here without you 😅

lewishamilton Well you wouldn't stop asking about her so I gave in 🤷‍♂️

charlesrari LMAOOO SIR LEWIS AIRING OUT CHARLES' BUSINESS LIKE THAT

yourusername thank you, lew! wow imagine if i never went on that blind date...

pierregasly I think you would have found someone better

charles_leclerc You have one minute before I pay a visit to your room.

pierregasly

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pierregasly Congratulations on the engagement of the two craziest people I know 🥂 Pls stop asking me to take cheesy pictures of you guys sometimes what you do in front of me is unacceptable. I still remember being behind the camera when I took you guys' infamous yacht shots 😮‍💨

yourusername not you saying we're improper im literally the third wheel when you and charles are together???

pierregasly Y/N you took Charles away from me can you blame me

charles_leclerc Pierre what

pierregasly Are you choosing your wife over me? Wow okay that hurts mate

danielricciardo

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danielricciardo Some outtakes from my camera of Y/N and Charles. This was the first time Charles took Y/N on a trip with us and they honestly just bring out the best in each other. No better day to post this than now. Congratulations on the engagement, you two! 🎉 Wishing you live a life filled with love and happiness.

yourusername DANIEL WTH this is so pretty :(( these pictures are a blessing, thank you danny 🤍

charles_leclerc Thank you, Daniel! And thank you for my new wallpaper hahaha

carlossainz55 You're replacing me already?

charles_leclerc Mate you were never my wallpaper

pierregasly Don't even bother Carlos he's a married man now

yourusername what i have to deal with every day...

landonorris

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landonorris Congratulations on the engagement Y/N and Charles! I want to let you know that I am utterly disgusted by the two of you please stop flirting in front of me ❤️

yourusername you greeted us but at what cost

charles_leclerc ... Thanks???

ferrarifan3 Lando greeting like a true friend we love to see it

charloslove LMAO I KNEW LANDO WOULD HAVE THE FUNNIEST GREETING

carlossainz55

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carlossainz55 Love you both to bits but honestly third-wheeling with you guys has got to be one of the worst experiences ever. "It'll be fun, Carlos," but then they'd leave me in the middle of the road - this happened in Madrid by the way and I will never live it down. Happy engagement, Charles and Y/N 😁

charles_leclerc Carlos we did not leave you we just bought food

carlossainz55 You were gone for 30 minutes?

charles_leclerc The taco line was long you said you wanted tacos!

myferrarimen this banter is what i live for honestly

yourusername why were u in the middle of the road anyway

carlossainz55 I dont remember 🤷‍♂️

charles16 how carlos doesnt get lost on a daily basis is a mystery to me

pierregasly Lmaooo they left you

yukibabie "I will never live it down" king of grudges

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tagging: @slytherheign <33 hope ur video recording for class went well mwah

notes: thought this was a rlly cute idea and my classes start on monday so its a bummer :// my masterlist is up and running so u can navigate thru my works on my pinned post! lmk what u guys think <33

[project-sekai-facts]

This has nothing to do with vocaloid but they already got sanrio collab so I was thinking since they're both under Sega, how about a Sonic collab??? They already have the costume might as well, right?

Anon is being stupid right now

anon what if i told you my main fandom when i first downloaded project sekai was sonic and this is something i have put insane amounts of thought into?

(this ask is from like 9 months ago and i forgot to ever finish it i'm so sorry anon. i just remembered it now because i got back into sonic recently and now finished this post in the last 2 hours so like half of this was written almost a year ago orz)

anyway i made a powerpoint explaining my ideas

I decided to match these up based on personality just because I thought it would be fun. Realistically they'd go based on distribution meta like with the sanrio cards but since this collab isn't real i can't do that. and matching by color scheme is boring. here's what i came up with (ignore how rambly it is, i may have got caught up in the excitement of freely talking about my interests)

If you matched them by color scheme I'd go for something like this (pretending vsingers other than Miku don't exist):

Sonic->Miku or Ichika

Tails->Tsukasa or Saki

Knuckles->Honami

Amy->Emu, Airi or Kohane

Shadow->Kanade (only other red-ish character) or Mafuyu (closest to Shadow's official black/grey image color ig)

Rouge->No magenta. One of the pink girls again

Silver->An or Shizuku

Blaze->Rui

Eggman is also considered a main character but idk I don't think they'd put him on a card, and I've already overshot the 6 card limit. Also he's red/black/grey image color again. Eggman & Miku card would be objectively the funniest outcome though.

Anyways, this is genuinely my most wanted collab and it could honestly happen. Like you said we already have the costume. 4th anniversary please...

[pseudophan]

Vid tonight? 🥹

i think the funniest thing they could possibly do is upload a sims video today. just an average sims vid. two days post the most insane stream they've ever done that left people bleeding out on the floor and on the anniversary of big. just... sims

i also think we need that honestly, to calm the fuck down

[cyncerity]

HAPPY 3 YEARS TO THIS BLOG!! 🎉💕🫶

i’m so happy i’ve been a part of this little community for as long as i have. everyone is super nice and inspiring and unbelievably talented, and im so glad to be posting content with people like y’all.

it’s absurd to think i’ve been doing this for 3 years and that i almost have 800 people here seeing it, but the love and support i’ve received over these years has been incredible. given that this is such a small community and i’ve either spoken with most of you or have at the very least interacted with your content, i feel confident in saying that every single person here is incredible in their own right and truly are the reason i stay here. you guys are genuinely the best, even if i forget to answer your asks or sometimes leave you on read for a while (i do that with everyone i’m so sorry) i mean it when i say that i do consider a good portion of you my friends. even if it’s been a while since we messaged or talked, you’re all awesome. and if i don’t know you personally, please feel free to message me! i love making friends, especially in a community like this that has time and time again proven to have some of the genuinely nicest people on the internet <3

i love writing and drawing and i’m not leaving here for a long while yet. the asks i’ve received saying that i inspired people to write, draw, or post are some of the nicest things i’ve ever received, and i truly mean it from the bottom of my heart when i say that those have changed my life. the self confidence and love for my craft that i’ve gained from being here is immeasurable, and that’s thanks to all of you, whether you’ve been here for years or are new to this blog.

given that this is an anniversary thing, i wanna thank @bittydragon, @baka-monarch, @wendy130, @darkeninganon, and @awesome-slime-lover for introducing me to this community. i was stalking their blogs on google far before i had an account here, and i only made an account so i could send them fanart, so you have them to thank for dragging me here lmao

i also wanna tag @plant-gt-thought-box, @kayla-crazy-stuffs, @blurrybunnie, @apersonstories, @funtimemoth, @mysticalblue09, @corysmiles, @pixy-stix-art, + some others who are not on tumblr anymore for being friends with me and actually being some of the kindest and funniest motherfuckers. Ik i haven’t spoken to some of you in forever, and i hope this isn’t coming off as parasocial, but you guys are awesome and i wish you nothing but the best (and if you wanna message more or get on vc again some time please lmk cause i am a social wuss)

and if i’m gonna list people i might as well tag the people who even if i don’t know as well, are all super talented and leave me marveling at everything they post on here (whether or not you post mcyt g/t anymore, you’re all still incredible creators who make me want to improve my own work): @eyes-eye-eyes (my /p wife <3), @wren-writes68, @jkknight98, @arc852, @brick-a-doodle-do, @oh-i-need-a-name, @quotemenevervore, @melissa-s23, @i-am-beckyu, @random-tinies, @archaxwii, @itty-bitty-rainbow, @goosedawn, @beansthough, @make-a-memory, @aslitheryprinx, @avengerofsquids, @thatoneteadrinker666, @shushiyuii, @x-pair-o-dice-x, @jammanthejam, @trouble-off-grid, @lunar-but-little, @frickfrackiwastakingabath, @chequered-career, @bio-nerds-corner, @dingbatnix, @cottoncandythetrashpanda, @sprite-addicted-artist, @colossal-red, @sheena-yuet, @quackxolotl, @local-squishmallow, @nobodywritingao3, @deity-of-keys, @astraymetronome, @a-xyz-s, and tumblr has now told me that i’ve hit the max of 50 mentions so i will have to reblog this with the rest of you (crazy to think that there’s that many of y’all but i really do want to shout out everyone) (also if you’re one of these blogs that doesn’t post mcyt anymore and don’t want yourself associated with it, just lmk and i will remove your tag from my list, just know that your previous work in this community was admired and appreciated <3)

also can’t forget the anons and the followers that aren’t outwardly a part of this community (don’t have g/t blogs, don’t have mcyt blogs, or just don’t post in general). i’m lucky enough that i’ve never received hate from an anon before, everything you guys have ever sent is so nice and you also have great ideas! I am so sorry if it takes me forever to share those ideas publicly, but know that each of you are appreciated. and for my followers, i truly wouldn’t be anywhere without you guys, so thank you for supporting me <3

anyway, i might be getting over sentimental about all this, but 3 years is a long time, and over that time i’ve grown very attached to this little group of creators and i just wanted to let you know how loved and appreciated you are

💕💖🫶💕✨

[forever-fixating]

RWRB Appreciation Month Bingo: Typography

For @rwrbsource and @rwrbmovie's RWRB Appreciation Month Bingo: Typography

Typography

Not gonna lie, I was a little confused on this one, but I decided to go with some of the boys' funniest bits plus fonts for their names that I thought reflected their personal writing styles.

Check out this post and join the fun in celebrating the one-year anniversary of our little romcom that could being released!

[digital-roots]

So I know that I already posted a goofy lil drawing for the anniversary of thsc, but I wanted to do something with more effort put in. So I wanted to draw something simple, but with a special meaning: the Henry Ventriloquest AU.

This game and its fandom, which at first was just a typical passing interest, has become really special for me. I feel like I've really improved as an artist because of this. I became more confident about posting my art for others to see, I've gotten better at drawing stuff that i actually want to draw instead of just fantasizing about doing so, and I actually know how to draw varied body types (ironically from a game where everyone is a stick person). But even if none of those things happened, THSC would still have a special place in my heart because it made me meet my friend Brine.

I found their og post about the hv au and got REALLY into it (im a sucker for opposite aus). I followed him as they kept posting lil tidbits about their au. Even when I initially stopped my fixation for thsc, I still followed them. Eventually, we talked and became great friends.

I could not imagine living in a world where paw isn't my friend because I really do care about our friendship so much. He's been one of the most supportive, sweetest, funniest, and passionate people I've ever had the pleasure of knowing. And all of our time together was initially because of this game and their au.

@brine-in-my-eyes, I love you dude and I wanna support you throughout everything that happens. And for everyone that's reading this, PLEASE for the love of god check out the Henry Ventriloquest Au on their artblog, it's amazing and I need to not be alone in my suffering of that knowledge.

Bonus Henry Jr drawing :33333

[paperandsong]

Phantom of the Opera and the Paris Commune in Fic

For those who love Leroux canon and French history, a list of recommended Paris Commune-related Phantom of the Opera fic on AO3:

Pétroleuse by @paperandsong: Pre-Leroux Madame Giry burns it all down.

The Red Scarf by @maze-zen: A look at how the Commune affected the de Chagny and Daaé Families.

The Communist Road is Mine by @paperandsong: A relationship with an anarchist couple during the 1871 Paris Commune draws Erik into events he would typically want no part in. 

The Kiss by @battydings: A horror story with roots in the semaine sanglante.

Notre Dame des Lorettes by @catcorsair:  Erik loves and loses a city, heartbreaking and beautifully written.

Poetically Appropriate Versaillese by Anonymous: Erik doesn't know how to make friends. Sad.

1871 by @flora-gray: 2004 really was set in the most terrible year. The funniest fic on this list.

Phantoms of the Past by @stephanie_bean: Erik is dead, and Christine returns to bury him, but past secrets don't stay that way.

The Academes, Chapter 5: The Contractor, The Communarde, and The Catacombs by @antiquarianne

The Bloody Week by @shinyfire-0: Erik and Nandor/Nadir fondly remember the post-Commune pillaging in this What We Do in the Shadows crossover.

La beauté est dans la rue by @paperandsong: Christine and Raoul occupy the Odéon Theatre during the May 1968 student protests in Paris.

I Am My Own Revolution by @shinyfire-0: Erik is commissioned by Tommy Shelby to do a job in 1920s Birmingham, on the 50th anniversary of the Paris Commune.

If you've never heard of the connection between the Phantom of the Opera and the 1871 Paris Commune, start here.