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Naughty or Nice

Yay four! (like day four... but exciting)

Prompt: Ugly Christmas sweater office party with Adam K

“I cannot believe you got me to wear this piece of shit,” Adam sighed, coming out of your shared bathroom. His knit sweater was a dark shade of red, on which was a lighter red stocking. The lettering on the stocking read “naughty” with a winking Santa face below it.

“What? I think it looks cute!” You pouted, looking him up and down. “And we match!” You gestured to your own sweater. Yours was the green version of his, except with the word “nice” and a smiling Santa face.

“You’re only saying that ‘cause you got the better sweater,” He huffed, turning to face the mirror. You came up behind him and wrapped your arms around his chest, craning your neck to rest on his shoulder.

“Nah, babe, I really think yours is better,” You began, tracing the lettering with your fingers, “But maybe that’s just because you’re wearing it.” A blush covered Adam’s cheeks and he let out a laugh.

“Shit, Y/N. That’s the exact same reason why I thought yours is better,” He spun around in your arms, now enclosing you in a hug.

“C’mon, Bruce’ll kill us if we miss this party,” You stood on your tip-toes to press a kiss to his cheek before running a hand down his arm to grab his hand.

Linking your arm with his, and giving him a reassuring squeeze, the two of you walked into the office space - already almost an hour late.

“I told you,” You muttered to Adam after catching sight of Elyse’s muppet-themed sweater, “Ours are some of the better ones here.”

He laughed and shook his head, pulling you closer into his side. You felt Adam’s warm breath tickle your ear before you heard him whisper, “Despite how... nice you look in that sweater, I think you’d look even better with it off.”

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Angel: 31 Days of Fictober

Pairing: Adam Kovic x Reader

Word Count: 362

Requester: Anonymous

A/N: You can make a request for Fictober here!

You were walking down the road, nose in your latest Stephen King novel. You never quite understood why you read his novels since they always made you so jumpy. Then again you were always caught up in every story in an instant.

You turned the page as you barely avoided colliding with a jogger. You were nearly home so if it weren’t for the people around you could have made it back to your apartment blindfolded. You were managing pretty well today even with the people.

You turned the page as you turned a corner, so caught up in what was going to happen next when you heard a sudden honking.

You gasped dropping your book as a car came speeding your way. It was too fast for you to move out of your way so you instantly tensed, waiting for impact when you felt strong arms around your waist, yanking you from the road.

The car didn’t even slow as it sped past, screaming profanities at you. That’s not what mattered though. You were alive and fine.

You spun around to thank your savior but no one was there. You spun around once more, no one was around for miles.

You kept looking for a sign of your hero but there was no one. You finally gave up and trudged the rest of the way home, mind spinning from what had happened.

“Oh shit,” you muttered to yourself as you shut the door, suddenly remembering the book you had left in the street.

“Don’t worry I got you,” a voice said from your kitchen.

You turned to the voice and saw a muscular man, setting the book on your counter.

“Who the hell are you?!” you screamed, fumbling for your phone.

He jumped, looking frightened, “You can see me?”

“Of course I can see you! I’m calling the cops!” you shouted, trying to dial with shaky fingers.

“Please don’t do that,” he begged, “They won’t believe you. They won’t be able to see me. Actually, I’m not sure how you can.”

“Why?!” you shouted not really sure how else to respond.

“Because my name is Adam and I’m your guardian angel.”

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Can I see some "I'm way too drunk to be driving, so I was gonna walk home - stay on the phone with me, okay?" Prompt With Adam Kovic? But any Funhaus member is good too (:

  You held your phone in your shaky hands, typing a number and placing it to your ear. It rang and rang until a voice finally answers -- and it wasn’t a taxi like you had thought. 

  “Y/N? What’s wrong, is everything okay?” The voice of your best friend caught your attention. “Uhh yeah. I’m way too drunk to be driving, so I was gonna walk home - stay on the phone with me, okay?” You stuttered, carefully watching your step, giggling as you took a stride over a crack in the concrete path. 

  “Oh yeah sure. So how was it?” 

“It was okay to say the least, Y/BFF/N got really drunk and shit went down. It was a good night but my head kinda hurts from the music,” You complain, instinctively covering your other ear with your free hand. “Ahh good ol’ Y/BFF/N. Are you sure you’re okay -- where are you?” 

  “I’m uhh -- “ You pause a look around for any street sign or really anything that could tell you where the fuck you were but nothing seemed familiar, in fact you started to feel your chest grow tight and tears begin to sting your eyes as they welled up. 

  “I-I don’t know where I am Adam... h-help,” You blubber, breaking down in a rack of tears. You were going to die out here. Die. In the middle of absolute no-where. 

 “Y/N, stay with me okay? I’ll come and find you,” 

You nod, “O-okay,” 

  Your heard the sound of a car starting up and Adam muttering “fuck fuck” over and over again as the tears kept pouring down your cheeks. Your makeup smudged and you probably looked like a complete wreck but hey, at least you wore a cute outfit. 

  You sniffle and look up as a black car parks in front of you. Your first instinct was to crawl backwards. The door slammed shut and you saw a figure approach you, you open your mouth to scream -- 

  “Y/N, hey, it’s me.” 

 You felt Adam’s arms wrap around you and carry you to the car, he made sure you were buckled in before he went back to the driver side. “I’m so sorry Adam, I-I..”

“Hey, shh. You’re safe now and you’re coming back to mine for the night.” You could feel a faint smile creep up on your lips, you stretch your arm over to Adam and start playing with his hair. It felt natural to you.

“Adam, I love you.”

“I love you too Y/N, drunk or not,” 

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Send in yo' requests ~ final's week relief

I'm sure you're wondering why I've gathered you at this ungodly hour (it's 9:41am and I have so much school shite I should be doing but therz no time) Fellow readers and lurkers, reading fanfics have kept me up days in a row (back when I went to a traditional fckn school) and I would get up and read them specifically in government/Econ because we'd work on group projects so we'd lounge in the library while on our laptops and phones working and listening to music and I'd also be reading Matt peake x reader ff (sHHSHHH don't tell my Econ teacher) ANYWAYS! I know x reader ff have kept me occupied and helped get me out of anxious times during finals so I'd like to be able to write and provide the same for those alike: However I can't do much without your own thoughts, your preferences, prompts, specific requests, non specific requests, song requests, etc. You name it, send it in via anon, non anon, message, post. (Whatever you prefer <333)

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Winter Writing Challenge 2k18: Day 17

Word Count: 260 “Hopefully somewhere is open for dinner.” Dan Schneider

The first thing you noticed when you finally got off the phone with your office was the smell in the air that wasn’t there earlier. Part of you wondered when it had started because you definitely did not notice it until you were finishing up the phone call that interrupted your dinner preparations. You pushed yourself away from your desk and followed your nose out of the office, through the apartment.

As you neared the kitchen you suddenly became aware of what exactly the smell was.

With horror stricken eyes, you rushed into the kitchen and pulled open the door to the oven which caused a dark cloud of smoke to come billowing out. You frantically tried to find an oven mitt to remove the dish inside, and just as you managed to do so the smoke detectors began blaring loudly over head, causing you to swear loudly.

All of the commotion seemed to draw Dan’s attention as he appeared behind you with a dishtowel, wafting at the air by the smoke detector. It didn’t take long for the alarm to stop and the smoke to clear out of a window that Dan had thought to open. When everything was settled Dan walked over and looked at the scorched mess sitting atop the stove.

You sighed, “So much for Christmas eve dinner.”

“Hopefully somewhere is open for dinner,” Dan grinned. He looked down at you and wrapped an arm around your shoulders. “Don’t worry, Y/N. Homemade or otherwise, as long as we’re together isn’t a great Christmas eve dinner.”

[stormynightcloud]

Looking for good fanfic recommendations, preferably longer stories (like a few thousand words or more), but I will read short ones as well!! I mostly only read RT/AH/FH/CC stuff right now, so that’s what I’m looking for. Literally, if you read/write fanfic, recommend me your stuff!! My fav pairing right now is probably Ryan/Reader but I will legit read any of it.

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The Professor (Prologue/?)

You sighed in relief as you plopped down into your desk. The last thing you wanted was to be late to class on your first day of University. You were in your first class, World History, with a new professor. Speaking of professor he wasn’t here yet. It was just you and a bunch of students sitting in the classroom.

Suddenly the door to the room swung open and a young looking man walked in. He had on a gray button up, the sleeves rolled up to the elbows, and some black jeans. He had a very muscular build matched with blonde hair and the bluest eyes you have ever seen. He walked up to the board before turning to you and your classmates.

“Alright. Welcome to World History 1 I am Mr. Willems. That is W-I-L-L-E-M-S. No A’s in this shit.” He spoke with a smile as he leaned up against the wall.

The whole class laughed with relief to know there professor isn’t gonna be a total hard ass like some of them at the school.

After that Mr. Willems talked a little about himself. He’s a long time wrestling fan, his favorite word is creatine, he plays a lot of video games, and trampled a child once on Black Friday to get a Pennine Press.

You enjoyed your little laugh before Mr. Willems began actually teaching. You sighed at the fact that you had to actually take notes now but at least it’s easy. Though, while you were taking notes of Mesopotamia you couldn’t help but stare at a certain professors backside.

Sure, you shouldn’t be looking at him like that. It was only the first day and you’re already eyeing him up like a piece of meat but you can’t help it, he one good looking man. It honestly gets to the point where you hear the bell ring and realize the most you wrote on your paper was a couple dates. You sigh and get up, packing your things.

As you climb down the stars of the desks and head to the door you hear something behind you.

“Umm excuse me? Miss. Can I have a word?” Mr. Willems piped up behind you.

You turned around to see him moving some papers around on his desk. You walked over to him with a smile as his blue orbs met yours.

“Sure Sir. Is there anything you need?” You asked.

“I was wondering if you were the student who was enrolled to be Mrs. Purgans assistant?” He asked.

“Yes that is me.” You replied happily.

“Well -”, He looked at the name on the paper sticking out of your binder, “YN. Turns out she is going on medical leave so there moving your assistant position to me. You will still get the same bonuses that you were getting from her, it’s just you will be in here instead” He explained.

You couldn’t help but feel your chest tighten up at this news. Of course with your look your changed from having to assist a 50 something year old woman to a man you have attraction to. Though to your defence it’s not like you planned to think one of your professors was a hunk. You simply tell yourself there’s nothing wrong and it’s just some stupid teacher crush like always.

“Umm. YN? You okay there?” Mr. Willems laughs while snapping his fingers in front of your face, effectively snapping you out of your trance.

“Huh? Oh, yes. Sorry. I will make sure to report here later.” You quickly reply, trying to maintain your cool.

“It’s fine. By the way I am gonna head out for a quick workout between now and then. If you want I could get you a coffee while out. I usually get one on the way back.” He offers with that warm smile of his.

“Oh, thank you. That would honestly be great,” you look at the time, “sorry I better get going. I will see you later Mr. Willems!” You cheer before making your way to the door.

“Wait! What do you want from the coffee shop?” He calls out behind you.

“Surprise me!” You yell back as you make your way to the outside.

Even though this is only your first time meeting him, you can tell your relationship with Mr. Willems will be interesting. You honestly don’t know where this will go. You only know that you sure as hell will enjoy the ride.

[rt-fic-life]

Yo your stuff is really good love. Could you maybe do a James Willems where he is picking on the reader in a gameplay video and Bruce starts as well and he gets irritated cause making fun of the reader is HIS thing. Then she is jut all blushy and smiley because she like James and thinks its adorable that he flirts like a middle schooler. I hope you write for FH lol

If Only You’d Asked Me

Pairing: James x reader

Warnings: swearing, drinking,

A/N: I honest to god love Elyse but for the sake of thisfic she isn’t married to James, but she still works at Funhaus, but I havenothing against her, it’s just that this fic doesn’t work if her and James are married.

When you arrived at the Funhaus offices you were unsurprisedto see that they were still in the middle of their drunk Mario Maker streameven though James had told you that they would be done by now. You and Jameslived in the same apartment block and since you worked only a few blocks fromhim the two of you often carpooled together, especially on days like today,when James knew he wasn’t going to be capable of driving himself home. As you entered the room you quickly waved at the camera andthen found yourself a seat out of sight of the camera. You had been in enough videos with the guys and Elyse that the fans knew who you were andthat upon your entrance some of the comments in the chat were greetings aimedat you but other than that the Funhaus gang seemed either too immersed in thegame or maybe just too drunk to take note of your arrival.

It wasn’t until a good five or ten minutes later when Elysefinally noticed you sat off in the corner of the room. You had chosen to justwait out the end of the stream and just spend some time chatting with some ofyour friends and thus you ended up entirely in your own world, only returningto the present when Elyse started throwing bits of her bread at you.

“Y/N, join us” Elyse whined, “we’re all too drunk tocomplete this level” And so that’s how you ended up sitting on the couchplaying Mario maker between James and Bruce who were both absolutely hammered.You on the other hand were completely sober but still equally as bad, if notworse, at Mario maker than the drunkards surrounding you.

You had agreed to join in their game but despite all theirprotests you hadn’t touched a single drop of the alcohol that they wanted youto drink, and so as you continued to die over and over again it was James thatfirst got annoyed.

“Y/N you’re the sober one out of us! You shouldbe able to play better than us.” James slurred. And with that he startedpoking you, “Come on Y/N, you’re playing like shit.” AlthoughJames’ words sounded harsh you knew he didn’t mean it, that’s just how he waswith you. He would joke and say things that would be offensive if they weresaid by anyone else but you always knew that he really did care, he just wasn’tgood at expressing his feelings. And plus, you thought it was cute that heflirted like a middle schooler.

It wasn’t long until Bruce also started to get annoyed athow bad you were playing, “I thought you were meant to be good at videogames Y/N!” He exclaimed when you died again and they all had totake another shot of whatever it as they were drinking. You knew he didn’t meananything by it but when he said it you felt James tense up next to you,and you could tell he wasn’t happy with the way that Bruce had said that.

“Look Bruce.” James started, “Just because Imake fun of Y/N for how bad she is at video games doesn’t mean you canas well. That’s my thing.”

“You don’t have a monopoly on making fun of Y/N.”Bruce retorted, “Just because you’re in love with her and don’t know howto tell her!” As those words left Bruce’s mouth younoticed two things, the look of regret on his face, and the blush that spreadover James’.

“So what if I do? Y/N is pretty, and smart, andfunny, and way better at video games than you. You’re just jealous” Jamespractically shouted, and now it was your turn to blush, you weren’t used toJames being this open with his feelings. You guys had been dancing around thetopic of your feelings for each other for a while now, neither of you wantingto get hurt or ruin your friendship if the other didn’t feel the same way.“It’s not like anything could come from everyone knowing. It’s not like Y/Neven thinks about me in that way anyway.” James continued, slowly gettingquieter with each word, turning to look away from you even though you had beentoo busy looking at the floor to realise that he had been looking at you in thefirst place.

You felt it was time that you spoke up to counter what Jameswas saying and so you said, “James, look at me,” he didn’t immediatelylook at you and it wasn’t until you put your hand on his shoulder that he didface you, “you’re wrong James. I like you James, maybe even love you, andyou would have known that if only you’d asked me.”

Then he took you by surprise and kissed you. It wasn’t thefirst time the two of you had kissed. The first time you had kissed you wereboth drunk and giggling on James’ couch, making out as if it were the lastthing you would ever do, not that James remembered, the next morninghe had woken up with a killer hangover and no memory of the night before, but not you, you rememberedevery detail. This kiss on the other hand was gentile and full of all the love that both of youhad been hiding for far too long.

That day was a day you’d never forget, a day the fans wouldnever let you forget, it was the start of something beautiful.

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One Night Stand

AN; It took me awhile, but it’s here. Also, I can’t imagine being the other side of the situation, so I’m sorry if this is wrong in any way. I tried my hardest but sadly I don’t have a penis. Also, I was near the end and I forgot about the kinks. TT Enjoy nonetheless!

Pair-Elyse x Male!Reader

Word Count-2147

Warnings-Smut, mentions of drinking, mentions of one night stands, mentions of crowds and RTX, 

Summary- Y/N is an RTX attendee and gets to meet Elyse. They click and meet again at the VIP party, which leads to a one night stand. 

Convention season was upon us, and it couldn't be a better time of the year. As a person who lives in the area where most of them happen, it becomes a sort of past-time to go to them, especially when they're about the gaming community. One of them, RTX, was my favorite for sure. They've been a convention that was held by favorite faces in the gaming industry, Rooster Teeth, and the people that came were similar to me in many ways. The fact that some of the people I normally see and interact with also attend this makes it an even better experience. It also helped that I became a prominent user on the site after a couple years of using it and posting things on it, along with the subreddit Rooster Teeth had. Walking through the busy crowds filling the convention center, I set my sights on the VIP area's entrance. It was midday and I didn't have any panels to go to, and having a VIP pass means that I could go into the VIP lounge when I wanted to. It was a secluded part of the convention with only other VIP's and some of the faces of RT that hang out here when they have the time. I stood at one of the tables scattered in the area, scrolling through my phone and sipping on my drink. I heard the distant laughter of a group as I refreshed my feed of twitter. Looking up, I locked eyes with the lone woman in Funhaus, Elyse, who was coming closer. I made myself act normally, mindlessly scrolling through my feed again. Out of the corner of my eye, I could see Elyse holding her stare on me. I glanced up, seeing her excuse herself from the group to pass me for a drink at the makeshift bar behind me.A few fans started talking to the boys, so she was able to escape the group without much commotion. She smiled at me as she passed, throwing a cheeky wink my way, making me widen my eyes slightly at her flirtiness. I finished my drink quickly, deciding that I needed to get another before I headed out to go back to Center Stage for Achievement Hunter in a while. I pocketed my phone before walking to the bar. Elyse stood patiently waiting for her drink, letting her eyes wander around the room. I threw my plastic cup away at the trash can near the bar and waited for the bartender to pour her drink. Her eyes locked with mine once we were close enough to each other. She smiled, "Hi, stranger. How's RTX serving you so far?" I smiled easily, " How about we not be strangers? I'm Y/N." She told me as if I didn't know, "Elyse. Nice to meet you Y/N, but your name is familiar, like I've met you before." I let my mind wander to when I've been to cons, but meeting her hasn't stood out. I shook my head. "We haven't, but you might know me from the RT site or reddit?" She asked, "Y/U/N? Are you him?" I nodded my head and she broke into an adorable grin, "I've seen your stuff, and it's hilarious!" I took her compliment with a 'thank you' and our conversation followed smoothly. We were both flirting obviously for the short conversation we had. I put my arm on the bar and held a slight smirk as she twirled her hair with a smile on her face. It had to end at some point, and Bruce was the one who did it. 

"Hey, Elyse! We gotta get going to the next schedule." 

Elyse sighed to herself, yelling back, "Okay! One second!" 

She looked at me, slightly pouting. 

She asked hopefully, "You'll be at the VIP party, right? I'd love to chat with you some more." 

I nodded my head, instantly making her cute pout disappear. 

She grinned, "See you then!" 

Elyse threw a wink my way as she walked away. I watched her as her hips swayed with each step towards the Funhaus group, mesmerizing me as they walked away to go somewhere else. I felt dumbfounded by the idea of Elyse wanting to talk to me again, especially somewhere more exclusive like the VIP party.

The rest of my day went smoothly. I met some popular faces in Rooster Teeth, and I got to see some hilarious panels that had people that I know and love. It felt like a few seconds went by when in reality it was hours.

I made sure to shower and change before the party, opting to go with some jeans and a nice shirt that wasn't an RT shirt, which was hard since a lot of my wardrobe consisted of mostly RT shirts. I cleaned up knowing that Elyse wanted to see me, and I'd be able to see more people in Rooster Teeth. Music blasted throughout the convention center and people were everywhere. 

I scanned through the crowd as I tried to see where the booze would be. I decided to go left where there were more people. I was happy that I didn't feel alone in my thoughts of looking nicer than usual, seeing many people in nicer outfits and not a lot of the RT shirts were around.

I made my way to the bar, ordering my usual and waiting for my order to be fulfilled. I made small-talk with a few other fans around me, just about what we were into in Rooster Teeth and what some of our favorite shows and movies were. The wait wasn't very long, so I stood with them to finish the conversation politely before I moved on to find some people that I've planned to see during this party.

I met up with them after sending a couple messages asking where they were. Weaving through the crowds of people on varying stages of drunkenness, I spotted them in the corner of one of the rooms. I stood in the empty part of the table they were around. 

Y/F/N greeted, "Hey Y/N! Long time no see, huh?"

I smiled, "Yeah, it's been quite some time! We've been too busy to talk, it seems like it was forever ago."

We all caught up, exchanging stories to pass the time. I didn't seem to notice a presence behind me until everyone's eyes were on them.

Pausing my story, I turned to see who was behind me. My eyes locked with the blonde Canadian that I've met earlier today. A smile found itself on my face as I saw her.

I greeted, "Elyse! How have you been since our first meeting?"

She grinned, "I've been well. It's been really fun so far. How is it treating you?"

I nodded my head, "It's good."

Y/F/N asked incredulously, "You've met Elyse!? Are you guys friends and you didn't tell us??"

I laughed, "No, don't worry about that."

Elyse added, "I met him today, and it feels like I've been friends with him for awhile."

The conversation changed after they all got pictures and autographs, which she happily did. I could feel her eyes on me as I interacted with my friends. I glanced to her every once in awhile, and she'd keep a steady gaze on me. I had to look away each time, a faint redness on my cheeks coming each time I did so.

A few drinks later, I told them I'd go and find more people to talk to. Elyse grabbed my hand, leading the way through the crowds so we wouldn't get separated.

Exiting the crowded bar room, we ended up in an empty hallway. She let go of my hand and faced me, a sultry gaze piercing me.

She asked, "Why don't we go somewhere....more secluded to continue our.....talk."

I swallowed, nodding my head furiously. I obviously wasn't sober, but the buzz I had increased my confidence, and my horniness.

She walked in the opposite direction, leading me to a room that no one was in. I closed the door behind us. My lips landed on hers, encompassing her face in my hands. Hers went to my hair, tugging enough to inflict the slightest pain. I pushed her against the closed door, making her moan. Just hearing the noise made me hard.

Minutes of slow-building making out, I managed to take off her dress. She took my shirt off in return. I let my lips wander down her body, letting myself give her love bites. A ragged moan fell out of her lips, obviously loving it.

She moaned, "Y/N please, don't tease anymore."

I smirked, "Just wait, babe. It'll all be worth it in the end."

I took off her bra, going to suck on her left nipple. Her hands went to my head, gripping my hair as her back arched to get closer. I massaged the right boob as I did so, going to switch after a minute or so. Her perky nipples stood as she breathed deeply. The sight was magnificent.

She told me, "Let me help you."  

I didn't protest as she kneeled, grabbed my belt buckle. She unbuckled and unbuttoned my pants, letting my hard on have a little more breathing room. She kissed above my underwear line before pulling it down, making me let out a soft groan.

The pleasure of her kissing the head of my dick along with her gently stroking me made me throw my head back. I closed my eyes as she put her lips against my shaft, putting me in her mouth. She gave me an amazing blowjob. The sounds created would be gross in another situation, but now they added to the level of turned on I was.

Within minutes I was almost at the brink of orgasm, and Elyse sensed it. She pulled away, leaving my cock covered in her saliva.

She told me, "I had to stop before you came. It wouldn't have been any fun if you did."

I grabbed her hand, making her stand up. She smiled, grabbing something out of her purse firstly. A small foil told me it was a condom. She ripped open the packaging, taking the condom out and wrapping it around my almost painfully hard dick.

I commented, "Better to be safe than sorry."

She nodded her head, agreeing. Once it was all set, she stood up and pulled her panties down. I noticed that there was a small wet spot when she did before kicking them off. I swallowed, taking in her beauty.

I told her in awe, "You're so beautiful."

She laughed softly, "You're just telling me that because you're going to fuck me."

I rolled my eyes and stepped closer to her. I put one hand on her cheek, pulling her in for a kiss. The other hand went to my dick and I inserted myself into her. One of her legs wrapped around my body as I pushed in. The feeling was indescribable, almost like fucking a warm cloud.

Moans and pants grew between us as I set the fast pace. I felt her claw my back as I tried to keep myself from coming too early.

She groaned, "Faster, please."

I complied, making her gasp for her breath. My hand went to her clit, rubbing the sensitive nub to bring her to her climax faster. I felt her clench around me, almost as a sign from her that she was close. I closed my eyes for a second from the pleasure that I felt.

Seconds later, she cried out, "I'm so close, Y/N."

I quickened my pace. I wanted her to come and she seemed to want to hold out until I did.

I told her, "Just let go, Elyse."

She held out for seconds longer and I was at my brink of orgasm. She clenched, moaning as her orgasm ripped through her. Elyse closed her eyes, her head falling back with a face of pure pleasure. It was enough for me to come, groaning at everything happening.

We both fell off of our highs soon enough. I pulled out of her, taking off the condom and tying it up so it wouldn't get my come anywhere. We silently dresses ourselves.

When we were ready to leave, she gave me a smile.

She told me, "Thanks, it was fun. I'd like to see you again, if you'd like."

I agreed, "I'd like that."

We exchanged numbers and parted ways. That night was the best one night stand I had and having it with a girl that I've liked made it even better. I even got her number, and I'm sure it'd happen in the future. Who knew RTX was going to be the best convention I've ever been to?

[rt-reader-inserts]

Dating Elyse would include? 💖💞💕💝

Movie marathon weekends where the only reason you pause the TV is to get takeout. It’s usually a mixture of both of your favorite movies, but there tend to be a more than a few Muppets thrown in.

Plenty of date nights in with a few shots of vodka or a bottle of wine, which usually end with the two of you laughing at the dumb jokes you make while cuddling on the couch, and lots of sloppy kisses that either lead to more giggles or the bedroom. (spoiler: it’s usually both)

Listen, there are so many piggy back rides. Whether you’re walking on hikes, through downtown, or around the house, there’s always a chance someone will be carrying someone at one point or another.

Stopping to pet every dog you see, no matter where you are or where you need to be.

Playing indie games together, and the two of you hamming up the voice acting if there’s any unspoken dialogue.

Speaking of gaming, you also have some pretty “intense” 1 on 1 battles, and both of your trash talking methods are ridiculous enough that you end up only half focused on the actual game. (And pity the poor souls that get roped into playing Mariokart with you.)

You two are the ultimate team for chicken fight, dominating any pool party you attend.

She’s definitely more dominant than you had expected, not that you mind at all; especially when a simple kiss after a long day of work leads to her pinning you against the wall, trailing open-mouthed kisses along your collarbone.

The two of you finding the most personal gifts for each other, and holidays/special occasions having plenty of sappy hugs and kisses and the occasional happy tears.

[aplaceforrtprompts]

Moon: 31 Days of Fictober

Pairing: Lawrence Sonntag x Reader

Word Count: 344

Requester: Anonymous

A/N: You can make a request for Fictober here!

“Lawrence, I am begging you. Can we go out? Just this once?” you begged, jutting out your lower lip.

He looked away, taking his glasses off and pretending to clean them so he didn’t have to see your face. He would have cracked with one look, “I don’t know if it’s going to be the best kind of weather tonight. I heard it might rain.”

You pulled out your phone, trying anything since you were getting stir crazy. You didn’t understand, Lawrence and you were homebodies but he had been strange lately about going out especially at night.

“Look!” you perked up, “Clear skies, mid seventies. It’s nice enough to go out and just go to the park. We don’t have to be outside though. We can go to the movies or anything.”

Lawrence slipped on his glasses and opened his mouth to protest but he caught one glimpse of your face and froze.

His finger lowered and he looked like he was having a mental battle with himself. He finally came to a conclusion and seemed to deflate. You grinned, eagerly awaiting his confirmation of what you already know.

“Maybe the park would be best to go out tonight. We can talk,” he offered.

You squealed and threw your arms around him in a hug, “Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I’m going to get my shoes!” You jumped off the couch and raced out of the room.

You dragged Lawrence quickly down the street, the whole time he had been sticking close to the buildings and shadows.

“It’s so nice out,” you sighed pulling him into the park.

“Oh, is it a full moon out,” Lawrence rasped.

“Yeah, why?” you asked looking down at your hand as it seemed to get itchier.

“You’re going to want to run. We’ll talk in the morning if you still love me and alive,” Lawrence grunted.

You thought he was teasing you so you smiled over at him but quickly let out a bone-chilling scream as you watched your lover transform into a wild animal.

[rtscrobbles]

Bruce acting v protective/like an older brother towards the reader when something bad happens to her would be gr8 bc papa Bruce is best bruce!

A/N: oh yes papa Bruce!! 

  You sat at your desk, typing away and moving clips of a video from one place on the timeline to another. You job was easier than most, but it took a lot of concentration and was one of the vital pieces of funhaus being successful so there were plenty of nights where you’d end up staying overnight to finish a video. 

   Your boyfriend on the otherhand, assumed that you were cheating and said he couldn’t deal with it. Even with your pleas, he completely ignored you and when you didn’t stop crying and begging him to stay he raised his hand and brushed your cheek harshly, screaming at you to “grow up” along with other harsh words. 

  You hoped no-one would bring up the red spot on your cheek today but you could already tell that everyone was suspicious. You pulled your hood over your head and rested your forehead on the table, letting out a few sobs. 

Luckily everyone conveniently went out for lunch today which left you alone. 

“Y/N? What’s wrong?” You felt a warm, firm hand on grip your shoulder. You just shook your head and started crying even harder; a rack of sobs had possessed your body and you couldn’t stop. The tears stung as they trickled down your grazed cheek but you didn’t care. There was nothing that could compare to how you felt; the pain and fear. 

  “I’m a fucking failure Bruce. I’m a fucking failure -- everything that could go wrong has gone wrong. I have nothing left Bruce, nothing. There’s nothing fucking left. No-one loves me; no-one cares. Hell I may as well move out of town,” You rambled shakily. Bruce crouched down beside you and pulled down your hood much to your hesitation. 

  “Hey,” He says softly, gently caressing your cheek. With a sniffle you turn your head to see Bruce with concerned look strewn on his face. “You are not a failure. Who did this to you Y/N?” With a heavy breath and the tightness in your chest growing, you open your mouth to reply but another sob comes out. 

  You shook your head side-to-side. “It doesn’t matter, it doesn’t matter,” You repeated over and over again. “Yes it does Y/N. Look, I care about you okay? I don’t like seeing you like this, in fact none of us do. I will find out who did this to you and make sure they know they fucked with the wrong people. Y/N, you are precious and such a bundle of happiness and that’s why I love you,” 

   A watery smile crept on your lips, Bruce smiled pushing your matted hair from your face. “It was my dipshit boyfriend -- ex boyfriend now anyway.” Your lips still quivering from the trauma, tears began welling in your eyes again. 

“Oh.. come ‘ere,” Bruce pulls you into his chest, his arms wrapped around you comfortingly. “I’m not going to let anything like this happen to you again okay? They’ll have to answer to papa Bruce; and papa Bruce is pissed.” 

[youtubexreader]

update (I'm sorry for holdin out fam)

update: 1 (for the road) // pun tho — just an fyi: I am still alive, and currently writing. Although it's taking longer than usual, due to the forces of life, and being in a bad, depressing, and stressful place in life as a junior w a lot of bad stuff on my shoulders. (I promise I'll dig myself out of this hole, with or without Shia laBeouf's help.) ->> I will post as soon as I can :) please, by all means send me your requests, +prompts if possible, also it's always okay with me to be as specific as you want too. ((Also, sending me inspiration/ideas or random shit is strongly encouraged! :D)) I love you guys so so so much. (((Ps. To 'whoever' stole my MacBook, enjoy all the pictures of josh dun on it, and all of my fckn writing on it that wasn't backed up. I hope you're really freaked out by that. Lmao- my. pen. is. a. harpoon.)))

[5lbsofsmarties]

hey I have been feeling so anxious and shitty lately with all the overwhelming bad stuff that has been happening in the world recently, could you write something with peake or adam comforting the reader about all this, if you don't mind

I combined this with another Adam prompt about secret dating.

Word count: 575

It had been a pretty rough night for you; sleep ended upevading you for most of it. So, instead of sitting at home and staring blanklyat your phone or computer screen, you decided to head into the office to tryand get some work done before everyone else got in for the day. You stopped ata coffee house by your place and bought the largest drink you could in anattempt to keep yourself functional enough to actually get stuff done.

At the office, you were the only one there and quicklycurled up in your chair at your desk. You wrapped a Funhaus blanket aroundyourself and pulled your hood up from the sweatshirt your boyfriend had left atyour apartment, trying to get as comfortable as possible.

Very quickly, you zoned out of everything in the room exceptyour work. Even though you felt okay, you could tell you weren’t doing yourbest; you could feel your body lagging a little with lack of sleep, and theanxious nerves of the last few days were catching up to you – which was nothelped by your extra large coffee.

Suddenly, a hand came to rest on your shoulder and younearly screamed as you whipped around to come face to face with Adam. Yourheart pounded against your ribs and you placed a hand on your chest as you tookyour headphones off to look up at him.

“Jesus, Adam,” you breathed heavily, “You scared the shitout of me.”

Adam gave an apologetic smile, “Sorry, I just noticed youwere here really early and you look kind of out of it. Are you okay?”

You sighed softly and shrugged a shoulder as your free handfiddled with the wire coming off your headphones.  “Had a not so stellar night… I was superanxious and just couldn’t sleep,” you explained with another shrug, eyes driftingaway from Adam.

You felt Adam’s hand come up and his finger tuck up underyour chin to lift you head enough so you had to look at him. “Do you wanna gohome? I can cover for you, I know how hard it is to come to work feeling likethat,” he offered, giving you a reassuring look.

“I should be okay… but I may want to head out after lunch,it that’s okay,” you murmured.

You allowed you hand to reach out and gently wrap aroundAdam’s wrist as you looked up at him. Even him just being there seemed to calmyou down enough to think and breath freely, which was making you start to feelthe lack of sleep you were dealing with.

“Of course, babe,” Adam nodded and leaned in to press a kissagainst you lips.

You heard someone from behind Adam make a surprised noiseand the two of you turned to see James and Elyse at the door, looking at thepair of you with wide eyes. After a moment or two, James grinned and grabbedElyse by the elbow.

“We’re going to pretend we didn’t see you two kiss and headoff to work so you can keep up this façade of simple co-workers to hide yourtrue feelings from your friends,” James all but shouted as he lead them out ofthe room and back to their office.

Adam looked down at you and laughed softly before he kissedyou again, “I’ll go deal with that.”

[fuckyeahrtfanfic]

Peake x reader (fluff and/or smut) :)

Reader Insert

Untitled by writesamwrite123

Summary: The sudden feeling of a hand on your shoulder makes you jump out of your skin. Matt P./Reader [N] [PG] 

WC: 1,288

[Tags: Funhaus, Established Relationship, Fluff]

May i have this dance? by jessicalives

Summary: Your desk was right next to Matt's, so you ended up spending most of your time together. Matt P./Reader [F] [PG]

WC: 5,209

[Tags: Funhaus, Fluff]

Naps and Nights by MarshHaus

Summary: Matt Peake is sleepy, you are slightly tipsy and both of you just so happen to end up at the same place at the same time, which happens to be the funhaus office at 2 am. Matt P./Reader [F] [PG] 

WC: 1,506

[Tags: Funhaus, Fluff]

The Girl All the Bad Guys Want by gussorolex

Summary: You walked onto the elementary school playground an hour past curfew, your heavy combat boots leaving prints in the soft sand. Matt P./Reader [F] [PG]

WC: 1,567

[Tags: Funhaus, AU (Modern), Fluff]

To See You Alive by aplaceforrtprompts

Summary: “Matt, where are we going?” Matt P./Reader [N] [PG]

WC: 776

[Tags: Funhaus, AU (GTA), Established Relationship, Fluff, Proposal]

- Ave, Featuring Special Guest Raua

[goforwanderlust]

Update

So I have been lazy but I want to start writing short fanfics again and try to finish one this year so I am going to start and continue them starting this week. From a little short I am creating right now is with my summer obsession with Cow Chop. Love these guys and they deserve a little more fanfic love on tumblr. So here is a sneak peak of a ImmortalHD x Reader. 

Title: N/A

Characters: ImmortalHD, Y/N/Reader, Cow Chop, Rooster Teeth, Achievement Hunter, Funhaus, Sugar Pine 7, etc. 

Rating: Rated 17+

(Sneak Preview):

I am coming along with Barbara to this event during the weekend of RTX 2017. Sure I have been to a lot of events of Rooster Teeth, but not of this fancy scale. I had to get a whole new dress and the entire outfit with it and get my makeup done by my bomb-ass makeup artist friend. That part I didn’t mind but it was dawning me that I am going meet a lot of people for the first time at they Rooster Teeth Ball and I just wanna make a good impression. The other channels with Rooster Teeth will be attending too. I am just excited to catch up with the guys from Achievement Hunter and Funhaus. Especially reunite our girl group containing: myself, Barbara, Lindsay, Bethany, Mariel, Elyse and Ashley. We are gonna get fucked up in more ways than one (not for me since I am the ultimate single woman that can’t get a date)...