#dan schneider x reader

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NAVIGATION - general masterlist

GENSHIN AND HSR

THE NIGHT BELONGS TO YOU MASTERLIST

(Blade x fem reader series, mostly fluff and a bit of smut. We patch Blade up and massage his hands. SLOW BURN. Found family trope with Stellaron Hunters. Political drama in the background. WIP )

SECOND BURN

(masochist!Jiaoqiu x dom!fem reader smut, includes bondage, temperature play, spanking, great aftercare and praise kink.)

NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN

(Aventurine x ex girlfriend!reader, mostly ANGST. Aventurine had to break up with you to keep you safe, months later he sees you at one of the parties he attends as IPC worker and tries to apologize and get you back but you are there with another man. SUGGESTIVE)

ENJOY THE SILENCE

(Lazy mornings with honkai and genshin boys, featuring Diluc and Dan Heng, fem!reader. Fluff but suggestive in DH part.)

BLADE NSFW ALPHABET

(A-Z NSFW alphabet for Blade, +18)

SO LET ME LOVE YOU

(Brushing his hair, features Blade, Aventurine, Baizhu, Wanderer and Zhongli)

MILLION DOLLAR MAN

(headcanons of your life as Aventurine's Lucky Charm, in other words you are his spoiled sugar baby)

KEEP AN EYE ON THE ROAD

(headcanons of being Blade's passenger princess)

AVENTURINE NSFW ALPHABET

(A-Z NSFW alphabet for Aventurine, +18)

I DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE TONIGHT

(You worship Aventurine's body and keep him company through the night +18)

HELL'S COMIN' WITH ME

(Boothill and Aventurine are on a mission to take Oswaldo Schneider to hell. You have your own reasons to team up with them. Implied Aventurine x reader)

WINE AND DINE

(Sugilite invites you to have dinner in his mansion)

GOD IS A WOMAN

[+18, sapphic smut. Fem reader x Raiden Ei (genshin) , fem reader x Yaoshi (honkai star rail), fem reader x Tsaritsa (genshin)]

Rocking me in the arms of the ocean

(Dan Heng headcanons as your bf)

TEKKEN

A TWISTED, LITTLE GAME

(Devil!Jin x reader +18 fanfic, tw: Bondage, kidnapping, but no dubcon - very clear consent for getting laid)

[5lbsofsmarties]

Winter Writing Challenge 2k18: Day 17

Word Count: 260 “Hopefully somewhere is open for dinner.” Dan Schneider

The first thing you noticed when you finally got off the phone with your office was the smell in the air that wasn’t there earlier. Part of you wondered when it had started because you definitely did not notice it until you were finishing up the phone call that interrupted your dinner preparations. You pushed yourself away from your desk and followed your nose out of the office, through the apartment.

As you neared the kitchen you suddenly became aware of what exactly the smell was.

With horror stricken eyes, you rushed into the kitchen and pulled open the door to the oven which caused a dark cloud of smoke to come billowing out. You frantically tried to find an oven mitt to remove the dish inside, and just as you managed to do so the smoke detectors began blaring loudly over head, causing you to swear loudly.

All of the commotion seemed to draw Dan’s attention as he appeared behind you with a dishtowel, wafting at the air by the smoke detector. It didn’t take long for the alarm to stop and the smoke to clear out of a window that Dan had thought to open. When everything was settled Dan walked over and looked at the scorched mess sitting atop the stove.

You sighed, “So much for Christmas eve dinner.”

“Hopefully somewhere is open for dinner,” Dan grinned. He looked down at you and wrapped an arm around your shoulders. “Don’t worry, Y/N. Homemade or otherwise, as long as we’re together isn’t a great Christmas eve dinner.”

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Erm . . . am I the first to notice this while watching a rerun of iCarly??? Cos I can't find any info on it, and erm . . . ya . . . seems like this needs to be discussed. Does anyone have any info on why they chose to have this in the show?????

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Winter Writing Challenge: Day 14

Word Count: 267 “Hug me so I can get warm.” - Anonymous Dan Schneider 

You could say, with almost certainty, that this was in fact the coldest you had ever been in your entire life. You had gone back to Charlotte with Dan to visit family for the holidays and he had convinced you to go to the city’s New Year’s Eve party called First Night. You gripped tighter to Dan’s hand as you followed behind him up a city street, slipping between the throngs of people.

“Dan,” you whined softly.

He stopped at a line leading to a food vendor and looked down at you with raised brows and questioning eyes. You huffed and stepped just a hair closer to Dan’s side. “It’s colder than a witch’s tit in a brass brazier,” you informed him with a near glare.

Dan let out a hearty laugh and shook his head, “You act like you’ve never been in Charlotte in December before.”

“I’ve been living in LA… I’ve grown weak,” you murmured.

You scrunched up your nose and lifted up your shoulders to try and block the wind from assaulting your face anymore than it already was. You lifted your gaze to look up at Dan and allowed your bottom lip to jut out so that you could pout at him.

“Hug me so I can get warm,” you demanded of him.

Dan rolled his eyes fondly and slung an arm around your shoulders to pull you close to his side. You allowed your arms to slip into his open jacket and wrap around his middle, reveling in the warmth of his body. “Mmm, thank you,” you sighed happily.

“You’re welcome, babe.”