#dan schneider x reader

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NAVIGATION - general masterlist

GENSHIN AND HSR

THE NIGHT BELONGS TO YOU MASTERLIST

(Blade x fem reader series, mostly fluff and a bit of smut. We patch Blade up and massage his hands. SLOW BURN. Found family trope with Stellaron Hunters. Political drama in the background. WIP )

SECOND BURN

(masochist!Jiaoqiu x dom!fem reader smut, includes bondage, temperature play, spanking, great aftercare and praise kink.)

NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN

(Aventurine x ex girlfriend!reader, mostly ANGST. Aventurine had to break up with you to keep you safe, months later he sees you at one of the parties he attends as IPC worker and tries to apologize and get you back but you are there with another man. SUGGESTIVE)

ENJOY THE SILENCE

(Lazy mornings with honkai and genshin boys, featuring Diluc and Dan Heng, fem!reader. Fluff but suggestive in DH part.)

BLADE NSFW ALPHABET

(A-Z NSFW alphabet for Blade, +18)

SO LET ME LOVE YOU

(Brushing his hair, features Blade, Aventurine, Baizhu, Wanderer and Zhongli)

MILLION DOLLAR MAN

(headcanons of your life as Aventurine's Lucky Charm, in other words you are his spoiled sugar baby)

KEEP AN EYE ON THE ROAD

(headcanons of being Blade's passenger princess)

AVENTURINE NSFW ALPHABET

(A-Z NSFW alphabet for Aventurine, +18)

I DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE TONIGHT

(You worship Aventurine's body and keep him company through the night +18)

HELL'S COMIN' WITH ME

(Boothill and Aventurine are on a mission to take Oswaldo Schneider to hell. You have your own reasons to team up with them. Implied Aventurine x reader)

WINE AND DINE

(Sugilite invites you to have dinner in his mansion)

GOD IS A WOMAN

[+18, sapphic smut. Fem reader x Raiden Ei (genshin) , fem reader x Yaoshi (honkai star rail), fem reader x Tsaritsa (genshin)]

Rocking me in the arms of the ocean

(Dan Heng headcanons as your bf)

Put your hand on my shoulder

(Smut, Jiaoqiu x fem!reader. Oral sex, f receiving. His other senses became more sensitive once he lost his sight, oral fixation, possesive Jiaoqiu)

TEKKEN

A TWISTED, LITTLE GAME

(Devil!Jin x reader +18 fanfic, tw: Bondage, kidnapping, but no dubcon - very clear consent for getting laid)

ALICE IN BORDERLAND

IN GOOD HANDS

(Chishiya x reader, headcannons - him as your doctor)

THAT BOY IS A PROBLEM

(Niragi x reader, headcanons of him as your roommate)

[5lbsofsmarties]

Winter Writing Challenge 2k18: Day 17

Word Count: 260 “Hopefully somewhere is open for dinner.” Dan Schneider

The first thing you noticed when you finally got off the phone with your office was the smell in the air that wasn’t there earlier. Part of you wondered when it had started because you definitely did not notice it until you were finishing up the phone call that interrupted your dinner preparations. You pushed yourself away from your desk and followed your nose out of the office, through the apartment.

As you neared the kitchen you suddenly became aware of what exactly the smell was.

With horror stricken eyes, you rushed into the kitchen and pulled open the door to the oven which caused a dark cloud of smoke to come billowing out. You frantically tried to find an oven mitt to remove the dish inside, and just as you managed to do so the smoke detectors began blaring loudly over head, causing you to swear loudly.

All of the commotion seemed to draw Dan’s attention as he appeared behind you with a dishtowel, wafting at the air by the smoke detector. It didn’t take long for the alarm to stop and the smoke to clear out of a window that Dan had thought to open. When everything was settled Dan walked over and looked at the scorched mess sitting atop the stove.

You sighed, “So much for Christmas eve dinner.”

“Hopefully somewhere is open for dinner,” Dan grinned. He looked down at you and wrapped an arm around your shoulders. “Don’t worry, Y/N. Homemade or otherwise, as long as we’re together isn’t a great Christmas eve dinner.”

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Erm . . . am I the first to notice this while watching a rerun of iCarly??? Cos I can't find any info on it, and erm . . . ya . . . seems like this needs to be discussed. Does anyone have any info on why they chose to have this in the show?????

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The Winners

Newbery Medal: Merci Suárez Changes Gears, by Meg Medina.

Caldecott Medal: Hello Lighthouse, illustrated and written by Sophie Blackall.

Theodor Seuss Geisel Award (for "the most distinguished American book for beginning readers"): Fox the Tiger, written and illustrated by Corey R. Tabor.

Children's Literature Legacy Award (for an author or illustrator whose books "over a period of years, a substantial and lasting contribution to literature for children through books that demonstrate integrity and respect for all children's lives and experiences"): Walter Dean Myers.

Excellence in Early Learning Digital Media (for "distinguished digital media for an early learning audience"): Play and Learn Science, produced by PBS Kids.

Robert F. Sibert Informational Book Medal (for "the most distinguished informational book"): The Girl Who Drew Butterflies: How Maria Merian's Art Changed Science, by Joyce Sidman.

Mildred L. Batchelder Award (for the publisher of the most outstanding books originating in a country other than the U.S. and in a language other than English, later translated and published in the U.S.): The Fox on the Swing, published by Thames & Hudson, written by Evelina Daciūtė, illustrated by Aušra Kiudulaitė, and translated from Lithuanian by the Translation Bureau.

May Hill Arbuthnot Honor Lecture Award (selecting an honoree "who shall prepare a paper considered to be a significant contribution to the field of children's literature"): Neil Gaiman.

Pura Belpré Award (for "a Latino/Latina writer and illustrator whose work best portrays, affirms, and celebrates the Latino cultural experience in an outstanding work of literature for children and youth"):

Illustration: Dreamers, illustrated and written by Yuyi Morales

Text: The Poet X, by Elizabeth Acevedo

Michael L. Printz Award (for "the best book written for teens, based entirely on its literary merit"): The Poet X, by Elizabeth Acevedo.

Excellence in Nonfiction Award (for "the best nonfiction book published for young adults — ages 12-18"): The Unwanted: Stories of the Syrian Refugees, by Don Brown.

William C. Morris Award (for work "published by a first-time author writing for teens and celebrating impressive new voices in young adult literature"): Darius the Great is Not Okay, by Adib Khorram.

Odyssey Award (for the "best audiobook produced for children and/or young adults, available in English in the U.S."): Sadie, produced by Macmillan Audio, written by Courtney Summers, narrated by Rebecca Soler, Fred Berman, Dan Bittner, Gabra Zackman and more.

Margaret A. Edwards Award (for "significant and lasting contribution to young adult literature"): M.T. Anderson.

Coretta Scott King Book Awards (for "books for children and young adults that demonstrate an appreciation of African American culture and universal human values"):

Author award: A Few Red Drops: The Chicago Race Riot of 1919, by Claire Hartfield

Illustrator award: The Stuff of Stars, illustrated by Ekua Holmes, written by Marion Dane Bauer

Virginia Hamilton Award (lifetime achievement): Pauletta Brown Bracy

John Steptoe Award for New Talent (Illustrator): Thank You, Omu!, by Oge Mora

John Steptoe Award for New Talent (Author): Monday's Not Coming, by Tiffany D. Jackson

Stonewall Book Awards (for work of "exceptional merit relating to the gay/lesbian/bisexual/transgender experience"):

Children: Julián is a Mermaid, by Jessica Love

Young adult: Hurricane Child, by Kheryn Callender

Schneider Family Book Award (for "a book that embodies an artistic expression of the disability experience for child and adolescent audiences"):

Children: Rescue & Jessica: A Life-Changing Friendship, written by Jessica Kensky and Patrick Downes, illustrated by Scott Magoon

Middle grade: The Truth as Told by Mason Buttle, by Leslie Connor

Teen: Anger Is a Gift, by Mark Oshiro

Sydney Taylor Book Award (for "outstanding books for children and teens that authentically portray the Jewish experience"):

Young readers: All-of-a-Kind Family Hanukkah, written by Emily Jenkins, illustrated by Paul Zelinsky

Older readers: Sweep: The Story of a Girl and Her Monster, by Jonathan Auxier

Teen readers: What the Night Sings, by Vesper Stamper

Asian/Pacific American Librarians Association Award for Literature (for outstanding "work about Asian/Pacific Americans and their heritage"):

Picture book: Drawn Together, written by Minh Lê, illustrated by Dan Santat

Children's literature: Front Desk, by Kelly Yang

Young adult literature: Darius the Great is Not Okay, by Adib Khorram

Congratulations to this year’s Caldecott and Newbery winners! Merci Suarez Changes Gears by Meg Medina and Hello Lighthouse by Sophie Blackall took the top honors – our full coverage is here.

[5lbsofsmarties]

Winter Writing Challenge: Day 14

Word Count: 267 “Hug me so I can get warm.” - Anonymous Dan Schneider 

You could say, with almost certainty, that this was in fact the coldest you had ever been in your entire life. You had gone back to Charlotte with Dan to visit family for the holidays and he had convinced you to go to the city’s New Year’s Eve party called First Night. You gripped tighter to Dan’s hand as you followed behind him up a city street, slipping between the throngs of people.

“Dan,” you whined softly.

He stopped at a line leading to a food vendor and looked down at you with raised brows and questioning eyes. You huffed and stepped just a hair closer to Dan’s side. “It’s colder than a witch’s tit in a brass brazier,” you informed him with a near glare.

Dan let out a hearty laugh and shook his head, “You act like you’ve never been in Charlotte in December before.”

“I’ve been living in LA… I’ve grown weak,” you murmured.

You scrunched up your nose and lifted up your shoulders to try and block the wind from assaulting your face anymore than it already was. You lifted your gaze to look up at Dan and allowed your bottom lip to jut out so that you could pout at him.

“Hug me so I can get warm,” you demanded of him.

Dan rolled his eyes fondly and slung an arm around your shoulders to pull you close to his side. You allowed your arms to slip into his open jacket and wrap around his middle, reveling in the warmth of his body. “Mmm, thank you,” you sighed happily.

“You’re welcome, babe.”

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So @themisadventuresoffandoms reminded me that the untilted symbol is a symbol of peace/love in a lot of cultures, even was in the western world b4 the Holocaust. It still just seems weird to me that Schneider would use it in a kids show without any explanation, knowing what people associate the symbol with today. To me, it'd be like if a kid's show had a character named Isis, but chose not to have any storyline surrounding the true meaning of her name. Like, most kids aren't just gonna look historic stuff up on their own, and it's part of kids television's jobs to educate them on topics like the negativity of bullying, tolerance, acceptance, ect. So why wouldn't you take the time to explain symbols/names like these. And I know iCarly isn't an educational kids show, but then why put the symbol in there at all ??? Like if they had had a background student who's name was Isis, and that was it; they just have her appear in one episode, in the background, a couple students call her by name, and they just don't explain anything. It's weird! Knowing what most of the world now unfortunately associates that name with, wouldn't u want to take the time to explain that she was named after an Egyptian Goddess of magical healing and motherly protectiveness ??? Have an episode where people are upset by her name, but learn that its just been evil people that have turned the name into something evil and that the name's true origin isn't??????????? Again, I get iCarly never went that deep with their storylines, but then again . . . WHY PUT THE SYMBOL IN THERE?????? It just needed something behind it- an explanation from the creators, a storyline where like Sam or Freddie asks why they have that and Spencer explaining he made it cos it actually represents peace/love. And then explaining what I just said with the Isis name, that evil people stole it and abused it. . . like SOMETHING. It needed explanation.

Erm . . . am I the first to notice this while watching a rerun of iCarly??? Cos I can't find any info on it, and erm . . . ya . . . seems like this needs to be discussed. Does anyone have any info on why they chose to have this in the show?????