#funeral at ever

[unladyboss]

I WOULD CRY: SEASON 3 THE BEAR

If Sydney hugged me like this with a look of disdain on her face

After she'd once hugged me like this

I would cry every day

I would go away. I'd never go back

[rigorwhoretis]

finally got to explore an abandoned funeral home

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

My Great Grandma who loved her babies very much

Reference that I used for the face!

[united-under-skyfall]

leverage is so fucking funny. man manages to find the most mentally ill and neurodivergent group of thieves on the market + an even more mentally ill guy whose literal job description was trying to chase all of them, and forces them into a found family speed-run by trying to blow them all up. they lowkey stage a full fucking country wide coup and are like eh 🤷 just another wednesday. this might be a fun place to vacation tho i guess. sophie shows up to her own funeral twice. they're so good at convincing people of their shit that they make a guy's body start reacting to an illness he doesn't have because it isn't real. go completely out on a limb and basically hand this one guy a new password for his computer so they can get into it and he goes with it. parker and hardison have straight up just "fake it 'till you make it"d into the fbi without even attempting to cover their tracks beyond just These Two Guys. half their clients never asked to be their clients and don't know they're their clients, and the other half are random people who find them who fuckin knows how, meanwhile no government agency can track them down without selling their soul to sterling. they make a point to have a dramatic scene w a Big Bad Shadowy Government Guy who doesn't actually get caught or brought to justice or anything telling them he's going to hunt them all down, and in any other show this would probably earn at least a minor arc later on but he literally never shows up again. an entire season finale hinged on a cake and a bunch of clams. they accidentally made eliot a celebrity not once, not twice, but three times. parker blew up her foster parents' house when she was like. nine. and it's hardly a footnote. hardison is just casually an artistic prodigy but it's only ever brought up for the most background of background gags. eliot's biggest beef with parker and hardison for like two and a half seasons is that they won't stop making weird food with lasers and refuse to realize they can't make a decent beer to save their lives. sophie's immediate response to being shot is to call her shooter a wanker. there's a character who has literally killed a man with a mop and they had the audacity to only put her in one episode.

[spicynectarines]

whatchya doing there Light?

[starry-bi-sky]

jason and danny childhood friends au memes (mild spoilers)

[sunshineofyourlovee]

"Harry and Louis were not next to each other because they hate each other", "Harry is in touch only with Niall", "Harry and Louis are not together anymore because we didn't have photos", "Harry hates the boys and this is why he was far away from them at the funeral".

Guys, a 31 years old boy is dead. I repeat, a 31 years old boy is dead. “Fate” wanted that this boy was in the most loved and famous band of the last twenty years and this is why today every reflector was on Harry, Louis, Niall and Zayn unfortunately. What should they have done? Should they have given us a show? Should they have done a kind of fan service? Should they have brought to life your fantasizes? Should they have acted like they were in a fucking fan-fiction? Guys, you don't understand. Liam is dead. A 31 years old boy is dead tragically and violently. And this funeral, THIS DAY, was about HIM. To celebrate his life, to remember him, to say goodbye to him, to try to find a kind of closure (as if it was possible). To me the boys acted in the most respectful way because they did nothing to seek attention. They were in the background and I think that they were commited to stay as lowkey as possible. I can't imagine how they felt, how it was to know that a bunch of paps were taking photos of their pain because they knew that every reflector would have been on them. But they tried to be invisible and gave paps the minimum and this was on purpose. I repeat, this day wasn't about One Direction. This day wasn't about Harry, Louis, Zayn and Niall and their relationship. This day wasn't a reunion. This day was for Liam and his family. And every theory and every comment can go and fuck themselves. People don't have respect.

[cicada-candy]

happy WKM-iversary i am Never Escaping 10 year old me's interests ✌️😔

[✨️Ver w/o chromatic aberration under the cut✨️]

[irhabiya]

it's baffling to me that anyone would take anything the genocidal, settler colonial apartheid state of israel says as fact under any circumstance. these are the same motherfuckers who assassinated christian palestinian journalist shireen abu akleh in broad daylight, on camera while she was wearing a press vest and a helmet, lied about it first saying it was palestinian resistance fighters who killed her in the crossfire, then after a while they quietly admitted that they did kill her but oh well it was an accident right? she was sniped, there was no possible way it was an accident. they have been doing this shit since the inception of their god awful parasitic state that anyone even takes their claims with a shred of seriousness is beyond me

oh and since that wasn't enough savagery for them, they beat the mourners at her funeral procession. unarmed people, carrying the casket of a woman that they murdered and lied about murdering, beaten so bad that her casket tilted and almost fell to the ground. these pigs don't respect palestinians in life or even in death.

[pmpwbrrs]

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I made another loser their/his/her name is Influence of Silence and they stink and they're meat

Hheh 😏 smacks ghem with cheese

[luminique]

once in a while when it’s all dark and everyone has gone back to their sleeping quarters, lighter would sit out at the big couch next to the bar for a moment. playing with his lighter in hand, humming to himself. slowly he’d feel the fatigue hitting him and end up laying on the couch.

you were just checking on everyone, doing a quick night time stroll to make sure that no lights were unnecessarily left on at cheesetopia or any other areas. then you came upon lighter’s sleeping figure on the couch, jacket and sunglasses still on…

he looked peaceful but sleeping like that must be uncomfortable. so you start with his shades, carefully trying to remove them from his face. all of a sudden, his hand wraps around your wrist, his grip was tight. upon seeing you, he immediately loosened up, a little smirk creeping in on the ends of his mouth.

clearly, he was tired. not thinking straight and definitely half awake but that doesn’t explain why he instead pulls you on the couch too. now you’re laying down, back pressed up against his chest. he’s barely making any sense with his sleepy mumbling but you can feel him scoot closer to you and breathe in your scent.

you can try and break free but with his arms wrapped around your body, it was practically impossible (and lets be honest, you didn’t want to either). his breathing slows down, his mumbling comes to a soft stop and this time, he had truly fallen asleep. as if under some type of spell that causes him to sleep immediately after having you in his arms.

don’t worry, he’ll make sure no one knows tomorrow morning. he can just brush it off as both of you being tired and coincidentally sleeping together on the couch. for now, he’ll sleep without any worries, because you were here.

[bbycutz]

i forgot i have tumblr i post more on twt HAESDGFHTGJYH but anyways,,, mouthwashing,,,, um,,, i like mouthwashing

[exolovek]

thinking about how Merlin had to light Arthur's pyre.

thinking about shared destinies and being two sides of the same coin, about fear and nightmares coming true but not as you expect.

thinking about irony, of thousands of sorcerers that died in a fire lit by Pendragon blood, thinking of the last heir burning by the hands of magic.

thinking about Merlin alone in a shore with golden eyes and fire on the distance.

[kogglyuffs]

heard manon would throw hands for the bouquet in weddings, go slay girl!!!!

[larrylimericks]

20Nov24

The thing that could always bring gladness Will now surely always bring sadness. Four men in black dress Laid their brother to rest. Liam’s gone? What the fuck is this madness?

[patrothestupid]

funeral director cat