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Ellie Williams x wife!reader / 2.3k words / smut, use of restraints, some unserious moments.
You and your wife have had a dry spell of sorts and you believe itâs time to switch things up!
oh friends itâs been so long, i hope thereâs still sub!Ellie enthusiasts out there. this has been sitting in my drafts for a hot moment lmao! i hope u enjoy :) btw i have a prequel to this hidden in my google docs somewhere if anyone is interested
You peek over your shoulder and dim your screen before typing on the keyboard. You donât even know why you did that, youâre literally sitting on the floor against a wall and itâs midnight. Ellieâs fast asleep in the bedroom, or maybe sheâs watching tv, youâre not sure. Youâve been in your office all evening, finishing up a project due for work.
You open up a new tab and type in the website. Www.yvesapple.com pops up on your screen. You see, your sex life with Ellie has gotten a little⊠monotonous. Thereâs still passion, and you both orgasm, but itâs predictable and doesnât happen as much. Youâre both happy, you know she loves you, but youâre dying to switch it up. Your married friends warned that the bed can get a little dry over time, and that trying new things is a must. Youâre both so busy with work and lifeâs responsibilities, you donât have the time to get tipsy and fuck in every room of the house like you once used to.
So here you are, on a website searching for something new. In the shop tab you click âallâ and scroll through. You donât know what youâre looking for, something, anything. You scroll past the ball gags and bdsm gear, thatâs not something youâre ready for at the moment. Youâve always been a bit vanilla so they kinda scare you a little. You keep scrolling past straps and dildos ïżœïżœïżœyou and Ellie already have a good selection.
You scroll but stop when you see a lingerie set. Itâs a long silk sash tied intricately around the model's body. As you scroll through the pictures available you notice thereâs many variations, an almost endless amount of ways to tie it over your body. The set comes with a matching restraint and a blindfold. Itâs been a while since youâve dressed up for Ellie, the most being your business attire and makeup you wear to work, this could be fun. You quickly order it and close the tab before heading to bed, too giddy to finish your project tonight.
â-
A week later you're at work when you get a notification that your package has arrived. Youâre thankful that Ellie works late spearheading a construction project today, you can surprise her. You race home after work and shower, and begin wrapping the silk around your slick, oiled body. Across your chest like a bandeau, crossed over your belly, around your back and bring the rest over your crotch and you tie it in a little bow at your hips. Thereâs extra silk that you tie under your ass to bunch up the fat.
It took you a while to adjust but youâre pretty impressed with the way the red silk intricately accents your body. You look irresistible. You leave the restraint on the bed and throw on your usual unsexy robe and wait for Ellie to come home.
Her truck rolls into the driveway about an hour later, though it feels like eternity. She steps out and slams her door, disgruntled. Youâve noticed itâs become more common for her to be irritated after work, sheâs in need of a good release too.
You hear the front door open and call her name with the cadence you use when you need her help with something. âEll-ieeeee!â
âWhat?â she barks, her voice is piercing and you know sheâs upset but you canât help but feel turned on.
âThereâs something wrong with the closet door babe, I need you to take a look at it,â you tell her, and you watch as she grunts something to herself while kicking off her work boots. She begins undoing the buttons of her plaid shirt and follows you to the bedroom. You gesture at the closet and move behind her as she observes it.
âThereâs literally nothing wrong,â she says, exasperated. âLook. I literally just got home from worâ OhâŠâ
She turns around in time to watch the robe slip off your body. Her jaw slacks before she licks her lips, the agitation on her face morphing into excitement. You shimmy before twirling around and bending over so she can see how the sash barely contains your round ass and swollen pussy.
âOoh freaky girl,â she teases and it makes you flush. She walks behind you and grabs your ass, observing the silk ties wrapping around them. Her hands are calloused and rough, a sharp contrast from your soft, warm skin. She squeezes and you can feel your pussy pulsate.
âAht! No touching baby,â you tease, playfully swatting her hand away. It takes all of your willpower to break the contact. You guide her to the bed and she notices the restraint.
âCan I try that on you Ellie? Do you want it?â
âYeah I do,â she says. She grabs your chin and pushes your head up so she can kiss you from behind. She grabs your neck and grinds into your ass, and you can feel the world melting around you. You two havenât kissed this passionately in months, and you feel dizzy thinking about all the things you want to do with her tonight.
Ellie pulls away from the kiss leaving you wanting more, and she knows it. She thrusts her hips into your ass, it catches you off guard and you fall over the bed.
âSo. You gonna take the lead tonight, cupcake? Or do you need me to handle it?â You look over your shoulder and sheâs so smug, she gently smacks your ass and watches the fat jiggle. You could explode from the tension in your belly and the pressure in your pussy. All of you wants to surrender and let her tie your ankles to your wrists and fuck you slowly with her thick veiny strap. But you had a plan for how you wanted the night to go.
âLet me,â you manage to muster, crawling across the bed. âCome,â you say, grabbing the restraints and pointing to the front of the bed.
Ellie strips of her work jeans and shirt, leaving her in boxers and a wife pleaser. She then sits on the bed and rests her back against the headboard. You seductively crawl towards her, maintaining eye contact the whole time and make a show of mounting her hips, swaying your hair and poking your chest in her face.
Ellie smirks, eyeing your body with reverence and anticipation. She holds her hands out to you and you pin them above her head and begin tying them to the headboard behind her. Youâre thankful itâs open-framed, so you can tie her to it like a post, but itâs more awkward to tie her than you thought. You're awkwardly hovering over her, trying to remember just how that knot was supposed to go.
âNeed a hand babe?â Ellie laughs to herself, pleased with her pun. She stays completely still for you, content to watch you struggle with the tie, and your cleavage is in her face. Who is she to complain?
She begins pressing open mouthed kisses on your breasts, sucking on the cleavage thatâs showing, paralyzing you with pleasure. Youâve managed to tie her hands but you canât pull away from her mouth just yet. In one swift motion Ellie bites the red silky fabric and yanks it down with her teeth, your breasts springing free in front of her face. You shriek when she quickly takes a nipple into her mouth, too pilant and needy to pull away when she hums and sucks on it. The sash unravels around your body, the same way her mouth is unraveling you. Ellie then pulls away and looks you deep in your eyes, leaving you exposed and burning to the touch.
âI thought you were supposed to be taking the lead tonight?â she mocks, licking her lips. âYou know you want more. Câmere baby,â she says, all smooth and low. She knows just how to lure you in like a sirenâs call. You almost fall for it, but you regain your composure.
âYou love this mouth baby, imagine if my hands were untied. Let me go and Iâllâmumph!â
You turn around and shove your pussy in her face, âIâll give your mouth something to do!â you grunt, grinding your pussy along her face. Her muffled moans vibrate against your swollen lips, shooting euphoria through your veins.
Ellie, defiant as ever, is determined to get the upper hand. She sucks and licks with hunger and ferverency. She knows what makes you feel good, what makes you fall apart.
You become so lost in the pleasure, reality loosening around you that you jump when she bites your clit. You jolt forward on the bed, body trembling and shiny from sweat. She didnât bite you hard âsheâd never hurt you, just enough to sting for a moment. Ellie chuckles behind you, satisfied with your reaction.
âIâm gonna make you pay for that,â you vow, looking her dead in the eyes.
Ellie licks her messy, wet lips and smirks, she wants to push you to the limit, see just how many buttons she can press, âI look forward to it,â she replies.
Thatâs how she ends up like this.
âNnghhâ she huffs and writhes, pursing her lips and glaring at you, defiant as ever. Her wife-pleaser has been ripped from her body, and her boxers are long gone, a dusty pink blush covering her from her cheeks to her chest. Her arm muscles are bulging, and her abs are tense. Her body is slick with sweat, you watch as a drop of sweat falls down her breast and over her nipple. Theyâre so pert and puffy as if theyâre bursting with milk.
Youâve been at it for almost an hour now, finding all the ways to drive her body crazy then pull away before she can orgasm. First, you ripped her clothes off and kissed her down from her neck to her thighs, reveling in the way her skin grew hotter to the touch with each kiss. You reached her swollen pussy and opened her lips to flick her heavy clit. She moaned, deep and guttural, growing wetter with each flick of your tongue. You pulled away and kissed her lips, making her taste herself while you dipped your fingers inside to massage her hungry pussy.
You held a vibrator to her clit, watching her writhe as she neared her peak before stopping and using it on yourself in front of her. Made her watch helplessly as you spread your legs and pressed it to your swollen clit, your face contorting while you grabbed your breast to massage it. You watched her eyes grow dark out of jealousy. It should be her making you cum.
Itâs sadistic how much youâre enjoying this power over her. Ellieâs enjoying it too, she knows the safeword, she just doesnât want to use it. You place your face close to hers and she grunts, pursing her lips trying so hard to stay tough.
Her pussy is so wet and throbbing, needy and commanding attention, itâs irresistible not to touch. You dip two fingers inside her pussy and flick them around, fast and sloppy. Droplets of her juices spurt from her with every thrust. âLet me come,â she groans, deep and guttural, her wrists red from straining against the ties. Her body is ready to release and then you pull away, and she looks as if sheâs about to cry.
Sheâs in such a compromised position, disheveled and sweaty and pilant, and you know just how you want to finish things. You push a girthy dildo in her tight pussy. âAugh!â Ellie moans as her muscles pulse and throb around the phallus. Sheâs paralyzed with need. Sheâs desperate like sheâs about to explode and all she has to do is ask nicely.
âPlease baby,â she begs, throwing her head back and something inside you breaks. You hover over her again and sheâs unrecognizable, sheâs so submissive and docile and completely at your mercy. Her eyes lock with yours and theyâre pleading. You reach for the hilt of the dildo and begin to pump it, obscenely loud squelching fills the room and her breath begins to hitch.
âOohhhh baby donât stop,â she moans while you press kisses against her sticky, flushed neck. Her arms strain against the silk and you stop to untie them. She gasps from relief and grabs your head and your shoulder, pulling your body flush against hers. Sheâs gone now, her eyes are glazed and words arenât coming to her, all she wants is for you to get her there. She whines as you resume pumping the dildo into her, wrapping her legs around your waist and gripping your hair to try to pull you close.
Your arm is burning and you feel grateful for Ellieâs strong arms and fingers that have pumped you for hours on end. You push through the discomfort for her and youâre rewarded by a gush of thick liquid that lands on your forearm.
âHoly shit baby!â you exclaim, licking it off.
âMmmmm,â Ellie moans, completely fucked out. You clean her up and curl into bed beside her.
â-
âCall off from work,â Ellie says. Youâre awakened by her voice and greeted with the morning sun peeking through your window. âIm gonna make you pay for what you did,â she declares.
Thatâs how you end up with your ankles tied to your wrists while Ellie reminds you whoâs the boss.
thank you all for reading this far i hope u enjoyed :)
#ellie williams x reader#tlou2#ellie williams#ellie the last of us 2#ellie williams x you#tlou x reader#ellie williams x y/n#fun fact i made a side blog for my fics but im too lazy to transfer this draft over there so nevermind i guess!#the last of us part 2#ellie tlou#ellie x reader
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đ”đ©đŠ đ©đ°đŻđŠđș đ±đłđ°đ«đŠđ€đ” jung hoseok / reader teacher + expecting parents au! genre: fluff fluff fluff (and a lil baby bit of smut) + bullet fic version :) words: 26k (so maybe read this on a laptop but if you insist on a phone then donât say i didnât warn you!!!!)
warnings: graphic language, smidge of nsfw content, student/teacher relationship, jung hoseok being the best boyf and parent ever :(
a/n: y/n is legal !!! hoseok is the typical cliche young teacher !!! i love this story a lot (i plan to write it in full soon!!! just whenever i have time teeheehee) ((also im really sorry the balloons look demonic idk what happened and honestly. too lazy to edit it)) (((this fic is a MONSTER!!! iâm sorry in advance!!!)))
disclaimer: as per freaking usual, keep reading does not work on mobile. i am so sorry because this is SO LONG and big but its ok :( because itâs dad hoseok :(Â
(gif is not mine!)
happy new year (as a starting note!) i was gone for a long, long time on this blog and did actually consider getting rid of it entirely, however, iâm back to share things that i love and hopefully, you can all enjoy the things i create also. i donât usually write like this, but i saw a variety of writers adopt a âbullet-list-styleâ of writing, which i found to be quite efficient. i am the worldâs slowest writer and so writing like this actually helps me publish a lot of my ideas without feeling the pressure of writing out like 300k word fics that honestly get ignored. regardless, hereâs my first post (technically) of the new year. (this idea has been in my drafts since the âcosykimsâ days, and og followers will recognise the title.)
now i donât care what you say, every single school, college or university has that one teacher who is just way too young to actually be a teacher
you briefly remember high-school, with your physics teacher who was just way too young- like borderline could be a student themselves, and yet here they were with their rainbow stationery set teaching you the speed that light travels
and itâs universally known that some people are like child geniuses and end up graduating university aged three or something really bizarre and crazy
(obvs sarcasm)
so, for the love of god...why was there no young hot professor for you to spy on during your lectures
youâre currently a second year uni student, studying visual arts
which, by the way, is awesome
you started off initially very interested in just drawing, but taking modules in sculpting was something you actually found yourself loving and, not to brag, but youâre also pretty good at photography
like as a kid you could probably be found eating crayons and snorting felt fumes like you were an art junkie
kids in your classes were asking for leapfrogs or action figures for christmas but here you were asking for a ÂŁ300 pencil colouring set along with a âby numbersâ colouring book
picasso is shaking rn
like...funny how leonardo da vinci hasnât released any new artwork since you were bornâŠ.hm inch resting
ây/n. you, me, some other people, smirnoff and dr pepper, house party, saturday night, is it a yes, or is it a yes?â
jeongguk has been your best friend since your first semester at university; he also took visual arts and does extremely well in all areas, particularly photography and cinema/media study. ever since you partnered together after both being the first ones to turn up to the first class, youâve been stuck together like glue, even going as far as to rent out a flat together for your second year (along with three other people, just to make the rent easier)
âuh, actually, no, i canât, as tempting as that whole ordeal sounds.â
âbut then when am i gonna see you?â
âi literally see you every day, we LIVE TOGETHER..â
âitâs not the same thing!!â
every saturday for you is the âflat 18 party nightâ which literally translates to the day that your entire flat go out to any party they can get invited to and just get smashed
it started off as a you and jeongguk thing but then when you moved into flat 18 at the start of your second year, it became a you, jeongguk, haseul, jimin and seunghee thing, and by extension, a year 2 uni student party since the rest of your flatmates found the need to invite all their other friends
basically it was the only day of the week where you were really granted a day off
and jeongguk really fucking loved party night saturdays
âwell, whatâs the reason then?â- the two of you are currently on your way to your last class of the day; itâs a sort of orientation day for upcoming students who canât attend the open days next weekend, and so your visual arts professor (who happens to be an actual BEAST) ended up cancelling afternoon classes to help another professor sort out the gym
âfamily wedding sort of thing,â you explain as you walk. âif i could get out of it, trust me, i wouldnât. i donât know if my kidneys can handle another night of drinking. i hadnât recovered from saturday until wednesday!â
âiâm pretty sure itâs your liver that gets affected by alcohol, but go off i guess...â
âANYWAYS so yeah iâm sort of maybe like head bridesmaid and i have to be there soâŠ.yeahâŠ.can't make it :(â
jeongguk then discovers that the wedding is for one of your cousins that you were always really close to, and so even when heâs still really bummed out about you not being there for the âbig shindigâ he lets it go
especially because he of all people knows that youâve never been particularly close with all of your family members and itâs only very recently that you got back in touch with them all (just after your first year of uni, to be precise) and he knows how much it means to you
haseul is one of the only other person in your flat who is an âartâ major
she actually studies theatre and performing arts but she likes to still be in on the art grind with you and guk
(fun fact: the trio of you called yourselves âart attackâ as a funny joke and all have printed art attack door signs in the flat)
haseul always always always tries to wait for both of you after classes because the performance hall and practise rooms are like RIGHT THERE and sheâs sort of a little creature of habit and after waiting once or twice it just became a natural thing
today though sheâs not waiting because apparently seunghee is doing a biology project and needed help moving it and setting it all up in the labs and haseul was free and so offered her services
usually if youâre free, anyone of you will wait for each other after classes
haseul usually waits for you and guk and then sometimes you guk and haseul go to get seunghee and jimin, especially on thursdays and fridays since they are sort of the weekday party dates
âare we going to see the project after class?â
you glanced up from your canvas stained with reds and blues towards jeongguk who actually hasnât even looked up from his own drawing, still painting the still life ugly ass vase in the middle of the room
class is actually really quiet today, which makes sense because itâs a friday and thereâs always, you know for a fact, a student union get together on thursday evenings and half the uni abuse it and get hammered
and so uni is literally DEAD the next morning
âum yes of course I really wanna see her volcano in action okay i helped make that.â
âtechnically we all helped make it...â
âwell nobody ASKED YOU FOR YOUR OPINION.â
eventually your class ends early because itâs literally just you guk and some other kid who doesnât talk to anybody and so you and guk decide to head over to the biology labs in the science department
judging by the time, their class should actually be over but knowing seunghee and her stubbornness, her volcano is most definitely still there shooting little rocks onto the floor
rightly predicted because seunghee stands really proud next to her dodgy looking volcano that everyone in flat 18 helped make while off their rockersÂ
and haseul is awkwardly sitting on a stool to the other side, admittedly on her phone playing zepeto or whatever
âtell me it isnât the best volcano youâve ever seen!â
âseunghee, baby, itâs so cute, i LOVE the way itâs literally falling apart!!â jeongguk and seunghee have a super loving friendship, sometimes you sit back and think theyâd be the cutest couple on planet earth and then you realise that its GUK and HEE and you wanna erase that thought from your head
guk takes a really quick pic on his phone so he can show jimin, who would definitely complain otherwise because âi literally painted the whole thing brown i think that deserves recognition!â
âplease tell me it got a passing gradeâÂ
you sort of need seungheeâs volcanic mess to have passed because you did not have to hear her talk about how excited she was to present her volcano that actually burned things if you put it close enough for six days straight, just for it to flop and get nothing
âi personally loved the reinvented cliche of the volcano model, so i actually gave it higher than passing.â
you turn almost embarrassingly quickly
because
well
you know that voice
everybody with brain cells knows that voice
cause like
professor jung is literally THE biology professor
like heâs the king of biology
you have to admit to yourself that you were secretly so happy when guk made friends with seunghee through jimin (a physics major) because you knew through the grapevine that seunghee was a student in professor jungâs class and everybody and anybody knows that professor jung is the Daddy of biology
like heâs so gorgeous and inventive and creative and passionate and sometimes you just sit there and think âwhy the fuck didn't i take biology??â
and then you remember that the only thing that helped you get through high school biology was the fact that seo youngho (god bless his soul) sat next to you and gave you all his answers on internal exams
heâs also one of THOSE professors
like heâs one of the cliche fanfiction Young Genius professors
granted heâs still a solid four years older but still, itâs in the legal age frame and heâs still remarkably young to be a uni professor and thatâs what you tell yourself when you feel guilty about thirsting over him and the way he looks so damn sexy in that white lab coat and black turtleneck
ANYWAY
when you see him you kind of flush and look away
itâs not obvious that you like him tbh, because youâve by now mastered to keep it under control unless around flat 18 and incredibly dangerously drunk
that of course doesnât stop guk from smirking next to you and giving you little nudges which is, quite frankly, annoying as FUCK
tbh flat 18 know you thirst over professor jung and so they waste no time trying to bring it up deliberately, but youâre not obvious at showing you like him in front of him
cause heâs popular and definitely has a group of girls in seungheeâs class who like him a lot and giggle obnoxiously like its high school
youâre not THAT desperate
âoh, good, because i didnât want it to be a waste of my time.â
he raises a brow
â...becAUse i had to listen to seunghee talk about how good her project was all week. HERS, that she worked on totally alone. like i didnt even know she was doing a project- wow, seunghee, did you make this volcano? wow hahah look at that guys!â
not that professor jung even cares that she got help
seunghee is the only student who respects his crazy biology analogies and jokes so sheâs naturally one of his faves
âyeah, and, prof jung didnât give us homework so im completely free for tomorrowâs big shindig.â seunghee says, still smiling really proudly
âfirst of all why is everybody saying shindig, second of all i cant go to that so im sorry please donât post it on snapchat because it will hurt my feelings that youâre having fun without meâ and everyones like :) and then like :O :(
bear in mind professor jung is literally still here, heâs just by his desk tidying up only half listening because kids are wild these days and he doesnât remember having half as much fun when he was in university
âum. WHAT why???? you know saturdays are our days like those are the days we actually get to see you because youâre always in your room sleeping or workingâ
âthatâs not true at all, thatâs very inaccurate...â
âyou literally watched all 7 seasons of game of thrones in less than three days two weeks ago and i dont think i saw you once during that timeâ
valid point
âim at a wedding :( and i cant miss it :( even for dr pepper and vodka :( im sorry :(â
at that point professor jung scares you all back into reality. âoh wow thatâs so weird because iâm at a wedding too this weekend, actually. wouldnât that be so weird if we were at the same wedding?â
please be at the same wedding as me âomg imagine that ahhaahhaâ
but then you realise thatâs just not realistic
and even if it was realistic for professor jung hoseok to attend your cousinâs wedding then nothing would happen because weddings are big and busy and you like barely know professor jung beyond making small-talk with him when youâre waiting for seunghee to hurry up and pack away all three of her pencil cases after classes
you actually forgot how stressful weddings are
the last wedding you went to was your auntâs wedding when you were like five and you were a little flower girl who ruined all the wedding photos by covering her ears and scrunching up her face because the church bells were really fucking loud
which as a kid you thought was perfectly valid, but now that youâre twenty turning twenty one you realise how annoying it must be to have a mongrel child pulling ugly faces at the front of your precious wedding photos
âremind me to never ever get marriedâ
your mom kinda just looks at you and frowns
âi remember when i got married i had my maid of honour and bridesmaids do everything for me so i was actually really relaxed. maybe when you get wifed up youâll be the sameâ
wise words from mrs l/n that youâll probably forget within the next five minutes!
even though itâs so infuriating sorting out the brides big ass dress and making sure that the designated flower girl (who btw is not as good as you were aged 5 dressed in pink and wearing barbie trainers) doesnât spill all the goddamn petals onto the floor before the aisle, you find that the ceremony is actually really kinda beautiful and touching and yES, maybe the vows made you tear up a little bit
and you bARELY remember the greeting ceremony afterwards which is basically another way of saying âwait for us to get back while we sign these papersâ which is also another way of saying Itâs time for all the guests to awkwardly wait around and not do anything
you literally havenât met a single person from the groomâs side of the family and youâre not really interested in doing so until the after party
like most after parties this one is pushed up in a hired out room near the venue and itâs dark and slightly sweaty and hey, at least the food is nice and OMG they have baby sausage rolls
after obviously talking to your family for a little bit, you occupy your time by the snacks and the bar just kind of moving between the two
yknow just minding your own business
âwoah, they have tiny sausage rolls, too?â
oh god
you instantly turn around like its deja vu or something
there is no way that professor jung is standing right there at your COUSINS wedding like its no big deal
â...prof JUNG?? omg what are you doing here??â
âi jinxed it! the groom is actually one of my family friends. yeah, heâs been like best friends with my sister since they were in school and so we were close growing up.â
itâs sort of a relief, somewhere deep down inside, knowing that professor jung isnât like indirectly related to you through marriage
âand, please, y/n, weâre not at school!! please call me hoseok!â
youâre like tearing up inside,,,,on a first name basis with the hot biology professor.,,,,,.....,,, itâs a miracle
also
how does he know who you are
âi didnât know you knew my name,â you sort of blurt it out as you think it and he starts laughing really cutely and takes like three sausage rolls off the plate on the table
âwell, youâre seungheeâs friend! and uh, the bride literally said your name in the speech at dinner.â
âoh. okay well cool haha yeah. wow. this is so weird.â
you actually thought prior to this moment that talking to professor jung- HOSEOK- even when youâre with seunghee in the labs would be really awkward????
because youâre no biologist and the only thing you remember about biology was a video that scarred you for life about a whale's stomach exploding everywhere like the t-rex out of land of the lost
and plus because heâs cute and smart and also a teacher which was. pretty much a big deal...like a big big deal
âokay, but youâre also legally old enough to do it..itâs not like youâre fifteen and heâs thirty,â said the sadistic voice in your head. you liked to ignore that voice a lot
but contrary to popular belief hoseok is actually really really easy to talk to
itâs almost like heâs been your friend for like your entire life and itâs only a little bit weird for you to be laughing your ass off with your friends biology professor at your cousins wedding but hey anything can happen and at least youâre having fun !!!!
naturallyâŠ...fun can goâŠâŠ.wellâŠâŠ.too farâŠâŠâŠ.sometimes
itâs like quarter to midnight and the party is still going strong and your cousin is like really going for it on the dance floor with your mom and a few of your other family members and oh wow look at this at some point youâve ended up smushed against hoseokâs side with another glass of smirnoff and dr pepper in honour of flat 18 having fun without you rn
and he doesnât seem to mind about the way you lean up with your whole cleavage against his chest to talk to him bc its loud as fuck and he canât hear you from up here
and haha. wow look!
at some point during this fine hour mr jung hoseok has slung an arm around your waist and has his nose in your hair with his lips by your ear because its LoUd As FuCk iN hErE and you wonât be able to hear him
âi said do you want to step outside? its really hot in hereâ he asks and you have to physically stop yourself from snogging his face off because thereâs no way heâs actually looking that good rn
you probably look awful and flustered and sweaty
âoh yes sure yeah ok yeah lets go we can go out to the patio or somethingâ
and of COURSE your poor mother has no idea that the man around your waist is a professor at ur university so she sees you...actually with somebody and smiles really wide and turns away
at this point sheâs just shocked that youâre with somebody because lately youâve only been with flat 18 or nobody at all
you discover very quickly actually that hoseok is stroking his hand up and down the side of your body which okay, alexa, this is epic
âitâs nice and cool out here i thought i was gonna roast to death inside of there.â
hoseok, again with his cute laughter that has apparently become throaty and deep and you almost have to double check itâs still him because it majorly caught you off guard
âright? too many people, it always makes me feel really hot and claustrophobic.â
you hummed. âyeah, and itâs so sweaty and sticky like [cousins name] really couldnât have opened up a few windows huh.â
he nods and watches you as you just keep talking and talking and talking
âand, let me tell you, this dress is so uncomfortableâ
he looks you over. âyou look gorgeous. the dress- i mean, the dress looks gorgeousâ
âyeah itâs just a shame itâs so itchy and tightâ
âmm? wanna go and change?â
âhonestly i kind of just want to get out of it.â
you sort of share a look for a solid three seconds
and thereâs like a really brief moment where you regret saying it
maybe he hadnât meant anything by stroking your body and staring at you with a darkened look and holding you tightly when one of your FAMILY MEMBERS said hi to you and smiled and brushing his lips by your ear like maybe all of that was platonic? maybe he remembered youâre a student (although not hIS student) but still!!!!
youâre 0.5 seconds away from blurting out an almost sober apology when he mutters a, âfuck it,â under his breath that you barely even register and then heâs holding your face with his hands and bringing you in for a fat smooch
at first youâre just really surprised because even though you wanted this to happen you werenât necessarily expecting it to happen
hoseok pulls away sort of dejected because âwhy arenât you kissing me back :(â and thats all it takes because youâre pulling him in for round 2 of smooching and itâs almost like youâre not in the courtyard by the patio directly near the windows of the party and itâs not as if people can see you smooching professor jung haha no way! That would be insane!
âiâ kiss âreallyâ kiss âshouldnâtâ kiss âbeâ kiss âdoingâ kiss âthisâ and he pulls away and then kisses you really really deeply âbutâ kiss âitsokjustpleasedonttellanybodyâ
for a moment you both like ruin the mood by assuring each other you wonât say anything and most people at that point would have been like, alright letâs call it a night haha this was fun and awkward
but :( heâs already hard and ur already really in the mood to bone the Daddy of biology so it would be a waste if you didnât justâŠ.continue
hoseok very quickly discovers the perks of being head bridesmaid because your suite is gorgeous and big
âwtf iâm sharing a room with my uncle this really isnât fair!â
âthe many pros of being related to the bride! look i even have a mini fridge and itâs got loads of strawberry milk in because like its my favourite and they really treated me here and-â
not that he doesnât want to hear you talk because heâd love to but omg heâs hard as heck and would rather get down to it instead of talking about the excessive amount of strawberry milk in ur fucking mini fridge the size of his BED
surprisingly even though youâve wanted to at least hold professor jung- HoSeOk-âs hand for like an entire year, you havenât put THAT much thought into having sex with him
well
actually like finger fucking does not count
nor does him between your legs
no they do not count to you in your mind especially when he quite literally helps you out of your dress and strips you to just your underwear
which, BTW, thank FUCK you brought your sexy stuff just in-case the groom had any really hot friends
thankfully he had jung hoseok
y/n: 1 life: 0
rewind like 0.3 seconds
so. hoseok apparently knows this venue like the back of his hand because he manages to direct you to your wing within like three minutes which is pretty impressive considering it took you thirty to find it this morning
regardless heâs really gentle considering he wants nothing more than to plow you into a nearby hard surface and like you know when someone ghosts their fingers over your skin and it tickles but itâs a nice tickle and your whole body shudders
yeah
well
professor jung does that a lot
he takes a liking to sitting on the end of the bed, between the two posts, while youâre firmly seated on his laps with your legs on either side of him, which is the long way of writing You Are Straddling Seungheeâs Biology Professor
âyouâre so prettyâ his voice is sort of muffled by your hair and skin and you can barely even focus on his voice because thereâs so many things happening rn itâs hard to process it all
do you focus on his voice? his one hand on your back? his other hand literally on your arse? his crotch against yours? the little guttural groan he does between kisses?
it all just feels surreal and amazing and oh WOW jung hoseok has a hand between ur legs
he loops his fingers around your underwear and moans (shudders? you canât tell but whatever he just did like you need him to do it again cause WEEEWWWW) and like lets them go suddenly
and weâre back to before; hoseok moves to dip underneath your jaw and helps you out of your tight and uncomfortable but expensi-
âdid. di-did you just . rip my dress?â
â....i swear i didnât do it on purpose.â
âomg this dress was on loan oh my GODâ
âim SORRY the zip got stuck and so i tugged i didnât know the whole dress was gonna rip in half this material must be cheap, honey you got SCAMMEDâ
you realise that youâre not actually going to be the one to pay for it since the bride said sheâd cover the prices of dresses and you instantly sort of relax (although, sorry to your cousin that sheâs gonna have to pay extra now lol)
âokay itâs fine justâ and he clings to you really tightly and affectionately with his chin rested just above your boobs which is honestly cute and actually really weirdly hot âá”ËĄá”á”Ëąá” á”á”âżá” Êłá¶Šá” á”Êž á”âżá”á”ÊłÊ·á”á”Êłâ
he has the nerve to giggle to himself âheeheehee okay baby i will be extra carefulâ
~~~
basically you make a mental note to tell guk and guk only that you rode professor jung to the stars and back
boi DEFINITELY put biology skills to use like this man must have aced human anatomy and sex ed because mans knows all the parts to look after and touch and kiss and itâs like he digitally downloaded every sex move possible becauseâŠ..no way in hell u just snagged the best sexual partner in town
âmm fuck i wish i was a biology majorâ it just sort of comes out, bearing in mind you are like half sober
hoseok kind of laughs from his position and moves his hands to your thighs, âyeah?â
âyes iâm so jealous seunghee gets to see you all the time and i only get to see you when i pick her upâ
âyou can come and see me whenever, babyâ
scoff âiâm an art student wouldnât it be weird to turn up at a biology lab to see you?â
âi have an office yknow and itâs only open to super important people and i can make you one of themâ
you realise shortly after like your second orgasm that hoseok is really good at making mediocre things sound really sexy
at long last you actually look down at him and just grin really widely and at first heâs like âyeah? you like that?â and then you start giggling really weirdly
âbest.â down. up. âwedding.â down. up. âever.â
you consider the possibility that last night was a big fat wet dream for at least four seconds until you open your eyes, see the window, roll over, and see professor motherfucking jung in bed next to you
he hasnât opened his eyes yet and you think heâs asleep so you roll back over to grab your phone conveniently placed on the bedside table
as it turns out, mr jeon jeongguk has not listened to you and posted every nanosecond of the party last night, as well as leaving you several text messages, as he would, as your bff
from guk: are u having fun? i hope ur having fun. if not, then have fun
from guk: i guess ur dead lmao
from guk: sikegjsfkasljf i madmeout with both seujgehe and jikmin
from guk: ignore the above message
from guk: also good morning did you have fun did u get LAID was it a girl or a guy i need all the juicy details
you have to conceal a groan because you donât want to wake up hoseok
you havenât thought of something to say yet because worst case scenario, he could wake up and be like âwtf i slept with YOU??????â and that would not be chill for a sunday morning
to guk: im devastated bc of ur snapchat story thatâs real snake behaviour
from guk: omg grow up
from guk: and answer my question horre
to guk: i will talk to you later because i am not talking to u about it over the phone bc knowing you and your monster thumbs and chaotic energy, youâll screenshot and tell everyone in the flat and im not ready for them to know yet
thereâs a few moments of silence
from guk: oh fuck tell me ur not pregnant im not ready to be an aunt or uncle yet (x)
youâre about to reply when
oh
wait
did you use a condom last night
youâve been off the pill for a couple months because even though not getting periods or pregnant was pretty cool, your skin really suffered and oh hey look at that youâve put on like 4 pounds overnight
and you canât really remember if hoseok wore a condom or not
did he?
he must have
like heâs a biology teacher
surely
yeah
to guk: wtf no
to guk: and how would i even know that it hasnt even been 24 hours yet this isnt breaking dawn im not gonna show after like 12 minutes
from guk: you never know
âall i can hear is your nails tapping the screen and itâs literally amongst one of the most annoying sounds to wake up toâ
oof
you drop your phone flat on your face
hoseok sort of both reaches to see if youâre okay whilst also laughing
âiâm sorry i didnât know they were that loudâ
he smiles and strokes the side of your face âmm itâs okay. woke up next to a pretty girl so itâs not so badâ
and itâs official he owns your heart
neither of you actually really address the fact that your whole...THING is really taboo until heâs like fishing around for his left sock and youâre moping over your ripped dress
âso like does this mean i canât come to pick up seunghee anymore because itâll be weird?â
he pauses. âwhy would it be weird?â
âidk cause like. idk. youâre a teacher?â
âreally? fuck, i had no idea!!!â
âiâm being serious. i donât wanna be the reason you LOSE your job!! and iâm so bad at keeping secrets what if i tell someone worse what if i tell my MOMâ
heâs moved towards you as you were talking and heâs looking at you really closely with a really pretty look in his eyes
ây/n, iâm a teacher and iâm a professional. i can contain my...whatever, emotions, while iâm at work. and yes, please, come by and get seunghee because sheâs one of my favourites and i donât think iâll see you often because youâre in visual arts and im always in my lab but my office! yes i have an office that you can always stop by when youâre bored and if iâm free i will happily see you :( itâs unfortunate that you happen to be a student but technicallyâŠ.like youâre old enough and itâs not that weird?â
pause
âokay itâs a little weird but if you want it can be just one night. we can ignore it happened.â
you really donât want to ignore it
like you really donât want to at all
hoseok easily was the best sex youâve ever had and ugh heâs so nice and pretty and warm and caring and smart and yeah he made a joke about cells during sex but it was perfectly timed and funny and ugh heâs the perfect guy
but heâs also a professor at your university and above all else, you really donât want him to lose his job that he worked his ass of for just because you couldnât control yourself
so you sort of suck in a frown very poorly and you both agree to kind of...let it be pushed under the rug
it was a one timeâŠ.two-time thing
because he definitely fucked you into the mattress one last time before you walked out the door and acted like teacher and student again
âyou look...disgusting, give me all the gossip!â
youâve barely been in flat 18 for five seconds and jeongguk is already at the door with a glass of water and a bag of what you can only pray is cookies
(nice attempt: itâs actually tiny meringues which is good enough)
as usual jeongguk cradles a hangover right into monday morning and thankfully for you, haseul and himself, arts lectures and classes donât usually start until the afternoon on mondays
even though haseul is 77% sure she wont turn up because sheâs way too comfy in her pjs on the couch in the living room
and honestly the pressure of telling jeongguk about what the hell happened on saturday night is intense becauseâŠ.haseul is there too now
which isnât ideal to be very very honest
and haseul is literally your Girlfriend like she would be there to wipe your arse if you asked her nicely
but she can also be a little bit judgy and youâre feeling particularly sensitive today
but you also canât not tell her because sheâs one of your best friends and youâre probably definitely going to tell hee and jimin when theyâre back so. might as well do it fast
you trust flat 18 with your entire heart and you know theyâd never tell anybody
((this is not foreshadowing they are little angels))
âholy fuck youâre literally covered in hickeys, this story is gonna be so good, let me get a cup of tea before you start holy shit-â and so haseul makes three cups of tea and sits back down like ten minutes later
âokay im ready literally LAY it on me im readyâ
deep breath
sip of tea
setting the cup down
âso i went to my cousins party. pretty normal right, not expecting much to go down at all like itâs a family wedding and thereâs kids aroundâ
âyeah, right, okay, ANDâ
âand so iâm minding my own business by the snack table and then somebody comes up to me and YOUâLL NEVER EVER GUESS WHO IT WASâ
they both sit there like âhow am i supposed to know?â
deep breath
âi turn around and itâs only PROFESSOR JUNGâ
pause
âwait wtf why was he at your cousins wedding?â haseul is so lost
âHE did say he was going to a wedding last week,â jeongguk adds. âthatâs so weird omg he literally called it wow haha heâs so coolâ
âright right, but like how is that the tea,â haseul frowns. âthatâs like...cold stale tea. i wanted scorching hot tea. thereâs GOT to be more to itâ
you sit there awkwardly and wait for them to figure it out because haseul is looking at you really intently trying to figure it out
jeongguk is looking back and forth between you and haseul
he knows sheâll figure it out before him because out of the three of you, haseul has the brain cells
haseul literally just stares at your face until she kinda looks down at your neck
and remembers the hickies
and then looks back up at your face
and then back down
and them back up
...
âoh my fucking god you DIDNâTâ
âwait what what what WHAT HAPPENEDâ
âoh my fuckING GOD. OMG. OH MY GOD??????/ NO, NO.â
jeongguk is like O_O âwhat omg tell meâ
youâre holding your face in your hands rn
haseul is up off her seat and pointing a finger at you with her mouth so wide
she looks kinda like the pikachu meme
0o0
âY/N SLEPT WITH PROFESSOR JUNGâ
jeongguk laughs
â....wait WHAT THE FUCKâ
chaos ensues
âI CANâT BELIEVE YOU SLEPT WITH PROFESSOR JUNG I LITERALLY CANâT BREATHEâ
âi didnât say that!â
âwhat, so you DIDNâT sleep with professor jung?â
â...okay so maybe i did but you canât tell ANYONE PLEASEâ
jeongguk is literally laughing his ass off rn
because heâs your best friend and honestly thatâs what best friends would do in this situation
haseul on the other hand is the responsible friend whoâs thinking of the bigger picture
âholy shit, okay. um. wtf he could get sacked for this!â
âwe talked it out and we promised to not tell anyone, and itâs not like weâre gonna hook up again so itâs fine!!!! which is why you both cant say anything PLSâ
haseul moves to sit by you really comfortingly, âomg baby no i would never!!! itâs not my secret to tell and YES, iâm very surprised right now and i donât really know what to do because what SHOULD i do??? this has never happened to me before omg this is insane. this is fuckING INSANEâ
you end up having to explain the entire night in detail (missing a few details because letâs be real, you were hammered and dick drunk)
jeongguk has calmed down and now realises that this is sort of serious
mostly heâs just finding it funny that you actually ended up hooking up with professor jung, because you and him used to joke around about it all the time
even though he was initially quite childish about it, jeongguk knows that itâs serious and something that is clearly bothering you so he knows when to pack it in and be the supportive friend
because gukkie is a good friend and oh no weâre dropping all the uwus everywhere
âwas it good?â
yes, haseul it was good
âwas it SAFE?â
youâre about to answer jeongguk and then you pause
â....i donât knowâ
and haseulâs off again
âholy mother of hell what do you MEAN you donât know???â
âi canât remember!!â
âand you didnât ask the morning after???â
âim sorry he was too busy rearranging my GUTS it must have,,,crossed my mindâ
now haseul has another thing to worry about on top of midterms
to flat 18: IAHUIIGJKSFDLIHGDJKSF Y/N SLEPT WITH PROFESSOR JUNG
from y/n: JEONGGUK WHAT THE FUCK
from y/n: WHY WOULD YOU TELL THEM OVER TEXT I WANTED TO TELL THEM IN PERSON
from guk: IM SORRY I THOGGHT WE WERE TELIJG THEM
from y/n: jesus christ
from jimin: um
from jimin: WHAT
from jimin: PLEATHE tell me its hot biology professor jung and not ugly middle aged literature professor jung because else my reaction is gonna be vERY different
from y/n: wtf why would i want to sleep with literature jung heâs like 50 and married
from guk: wait omg what if hot prof jung is marriedâŠ.did you ask
from y/n: let me move my bang and read that again,,,,
from jimin: i literally cant breathe MY LUNGSSSSS
from jimin: WHAT KINDA FANFICTION IS THIS RN how and when and why did u sleep with him i have SO MANY QUESTIONS i should be studying for my physics midterm rn but whatyueijgn this is too good
from y/n: this is why i wanted to tell u in person
from seunghee: WHATHGRJENS SJF WHAT THE FUCK
from seunghee: I JUST FUCKING SCREAMED IN MY BIOLOGY LECTURE AND HAD TO LEAVE
from seunghee: TELL ME UR JOKING RN
from y/n: :D heehee. um. haha. well haha. uh
from seunghee: I CANT LOOK AT PROF JUNG THE SAME WAY ANYMORE
from seunghee: omgâŠ.u had his PEEPEE inside of uâŠ.holy shit i need to sit down rn
from haseul: mood
from guk: she did THAT :â)
from seunghee: i meanâŠ..when we joked around and said you should hop on professor jungâs dick i didnt think youâd DO IT FOR REAL
from y/n: it was the dr pepper u guysâŠ..he made me do it
from seunghee: oh god professor jung came out to see if i was okay and i screamed i cant look at him i cant
from seunghee: omg he was in ur GUTS i cant im dropping biology
you dont immediately see professor jung
in fact you try and avoid him because even though you both agreed to not hook up again youâre afraid that the demon inside you will try and jump him and knowing you, a professor will probably end up catching you
and you like uni you dont wanna leave
and you like hoseok you donât want him to leave and lose his job
flat 18 have calmed down from the initial shock and humour of the situation
i mean theyâre all still in disbelief that it happened
and jeongguk and jimin make jokes about it sometimes
but itâs calmed down
itâs actually like a full week before you see him
because all of flat 18 for some reason offered to help on the open day for uni, party night saturday had to be cancelled >:(
seunghee shudders at the thought of being one of the only biology volunteers and having to pretend like she doesnât know that her professor was balls deep inside her best friend last weekend
jimin and seunghee are together in the science department and haseul is happy performing for families checking out the performance department
jeongguk was asked to help promote the art department
and you were forced into giving campus tours :(
which sucks
because you have to try and pump out your best energy for the day
due to the amount of students doing tours on the same day, youâre only really expected to give one tour before going to your selected department
and you wouldnât actually mind giving tours if it didnât mean that you had to go everywhere on campus and by everywhere you mean having to go to the science department and inevitably seeing the brief love of your life
â..and right here is the art department! as an art student i sure have a lot to say about it- everyone is super duper nice and all-well, MOST of the professors are really helpful and critical and iâve really improved drawing since iâve been here. we do a lot of still life in this room but next door is the main drawing room and just off campus, we have the drawing labs!!! and oh, downstairs is the photography department; we have a red room and three studios and next door is the cinemaâ
âdo you get to watch films?â
âtechnically no but when nobody is looking we do watch a film heeheehee i mean. what? no we would never break the rules..,,.â
you give jeongguk a cheeky bum shake before you leave and he laughs
yes an old man sees and scowls but itâs ok
âso yea like i said, the staff are friendly and mostly helpful. i mean, there are obviously some professors who arenât amazing but hey we have a higher rating than other unis in this area so hahaâ
âmostly helpful?â a mom says. âcan you elaborate on that?â
ânot really, karen.â
after hurling your group around everywhere, you FINALLY make it to the science department
which you came to last because you were not prepared to see You Know Who
anyway
you step inside and start listing off things in the department
like Oh yes jackie look thatâs called a bunsen burner
Oh michael sweetie donât touch the gas taps we donât wanna die now do we?
âour uni has some of the best science professors,â you explain. âtheyâre incredible and so dedicated to their profession and itâs really a great environment- two of my flatmates study science and they love their classes and lectures. professor min teaches physics and my friend jimin says he teaches it like no other- heâs amazing!â
âand what about professor jung?â
what
âá”ËŁá¶á”Ëąá” á”á”?â
âwhat do you think of professor jung, hm?â WHY IS THE HM SOUNDING A LITTLE CONFRONTATIONAL
you stare at this mom like OoO because this is weird thereâs no way she kNOWS how does this mom know omg did you say something dumb how does she--
âi heard he wrote books and went on tv! he also attended conferences at oxford uni,â the mom says, almost annoyed and your heart goes WOOOOOSH out your body. âmy son wants to study biology and so weâre excited to see and hear about professor jung.â
âoH yes RIGHT well heâs...well heâs great.â
âcan you elaborate-â
âno susan i canât. letâs just go and meet him, yeah?â
inside the science rooms open for showing, youâre oddly relieved to see another tour group just finishing up meaning that half of the professors are preoccupied already
that includes hoseok in his cute ass lab coat talking to a group of students and parents
suddenly that female student is standing very close to him and you have to look away before you get annoyed for literally no reason
y/n: 1 life: 1
seunghee is actually free talking to jimin and professor min (jimins weirdly hot professor) sees you standing awkwardly in the doorway and he comes to the rescue with a small smile and nods his head at you
wow jimin never told you how pretty he was
scary as fuck
but pretty
âhi! welcome to the science departmentâŠâ
you kind of step to the side because science is not your subject this is not your element and you dont wanna mess up
while seunghee is so happy showing off her booth and YES the volcano made an appearance, jimin is content with not doing his job and coming to stand with you
âis it just me or is prof jung looking delicious today?â jimin sort of nudges you in the side and you have to give him a sickeningly sweet smile that translates to Youâre Getting Your Ass BEAT Later
â...and we do all sorts of projects to help us constantly develop our skills!!! and itâs actually a really good way at making friends and bonds-â a few parents laugh â-and actually, two of my flatmates are here over there--â
oh great eyes are on you and jimin :)
jimin smiles like :) hell yes :) thats me :)
and youâre flushing as fuck because 1) you donât really do well with being the center of attention like having to speak and tour people around campus is BAD ENOUGh and 2) hoseok has just been made aware of your presence
youâre trying not to look at him like :) iâm not here :)
â-they helped me make this volcano!!!! and itâs so cute!!! look- it shoots rocks- oh, careful sweetie- look!!! itâs so cool y/n helped me a lot and i got a good grade and we do loads of this sort of stuff, haha, prof jung really works us to the bone but makes it super fun at the same time!!!â
braving a chance to look at him you clam up noticing that heâs already looking at you
he does that THING where he smiles and his eyes look really soft and warm and he ducks his head to look at the other parents and stuff
jimin contains a snort and seunghee is like o_o because she had to witness that LOOK as if she wasnât trying hard enough to forget about what happened
professor min looks between you and hoseok like â-_-â and you wanna DIE
ALRIGHT MICHAEL PUT ON THE GAS TAPS BACK ON LETâS FUCKING DIE TONIGHT
hoseok manages to talk to you before you leave though which is smooth and you can feel your heart in your vagina literally pulsing as he approaches you and jimin
âhaving fun?â
you smile like :) how is giving tours :) fun :)
âi guess so!!â
âhey thats good!â he replies enthusiastically. âlooks like people like the volcano you helped make.â
â....i didnât make that. seunghee lied i did not help her on her graded project We did not help I donât know why she would say thatâ
and he kind of laughs and forgets where he is and his hand touches your back
jimin chokes
you sort of look at him like OoO BRO
he pulls away so FAST like youâre on fire or something
âitâs okay. itâs a pretty volcano.â clears throat. âa-anyways. have a nice day guys.â
he looks like he wants to say something more but cant really afford to, so he sulks away and talks to more parents
âomgâŠ.he just had sex with you againâ jimin said quietly. âomg. that was wildâ
âhe literally touched me what are you TALKING ABOUTâ
âcanât believe you just did thatâŠ.right in front of meâŠ.â
âliterally SHUT UP RIGHT NOW OMGâ
again you donât see prof jung often
you see him a couple of times when you wait for seunghee
its been a hot minute, like a few weeks
he doesnât speak much but when he does itâs like âoh hi y/n! waiting for seunghee?â or âyou can come in for a bit while seunghee packs upâ or âplans for the weekend?â
once you dumbly said âi miss youâ before you left and both prof jung and seunghee are like âoh hoe you didntâ
âhuh?â he asks.
âI said iâll see you,â you say. âlike...i donât know. see you soon? i guessâ
he knows what you really said
he raises his browâs and laughs andâs like, âme too, y/n. iâll see you both soon. enjoy your weekend!â
âyouâre literally so dumb,â seunghee says whilst walking back to the dorm, âlike really so fucking dumb. i MISS YOU??? REALLY? THATâS ALL YOU SAID??? IâM LIVING OFF CRUMBS HEREâ
âwtf do you MEAN???â
âyknow he always asks me, âhow are your friends? y/n, the others?â like why would he ask about you...unless he missed you tooâŠ.and wanted to see youâŠ..omg youâre both really so dumbâ
you think about that for a while
back at flat 18, everybody is out of classes for the weekend; jimin is finishing up an essay so he wonât have to do it last minute monday morning, haseul is watching vines on her phone and guk is currently eating the peaches that you were craving and wanted to eat so bought and stored away for later
later as in now
he offers you one but afterwards you feel like�? weirdly nauseous
âdo you need some water?â guk is on alert rn âi swear i didnât poison you or anything!!!!!â
âi...literally didnât even think you had but now that youâve brought it upâŠâ
like this sickness is so sudden you just wanna throw up all your internal organs
âyou should go to bed,â haseul says and sheâs like rushing to you to push you towards your room. âi will get a hot water bottle ready and blankets and oh- actually no, you canât risk eating in-case it makes you feel worse. at least try and eat like these bland ass biscuits seunghee brought because then youâll throw up something instead of nothing. are you okay, did i ask if you were okay? are you?â
the best thing about flat 18 is that theyâre like a little tight family and if one of you is sick, they become worried parents and itâs so cute
anyway so you stay in bed for the rest of the day
and most of saturday morning
flat 18 are debating whether or not to really go out on saturday but you groggily tell them to just go and have fun and youâll stay at home :( crying :( watching peaky blinders on netflix :(
haseul and seunghee decide to stay in with you for a girls night while jeongguk and jimin head to their friend taehyungâs dorm
at some point during a very intense sex scene between tommy shelby and some random woman you donât care about currently, you feel a very intense wave of sickness
OFF TO THE BATHROOM YOU GO!!
as youâre throwing up youâre thinking over every possible reason for being sick
food poisoning?
flu?
and then you pause mid heave
couldâŠ..could you be pregnant?
omg no
wait omg yes you totally could be
you panic so much that you throw up again
seunghee and haseul are right outside the door asking if you need anything and haseul comes in to hold your hair and seunghee is rubbing your thigh like âhoney please what do you need?â
sheepishly you look at her and squeak out, âi donât think im sick.â
seungheeâs like âwell obviously you are youâre throwing up like crazy right now, oh, yeah, okay baby yeah let it out let it all outâÂ
makes mental note to buy air-freshener
after throwing up you just hAVE to ask
âhee...i need you to go out and get me somethingâ
âsure honey, anything. what do you need?â
â......i need you to get me a pregnancy test.â
haseul and seunghee share a look
âare you serious?â seungheeâs voice is really gentle and quiet
âyes i need to be sure,â your voice is croaky and you keep crying in between each word and seunghee just squeezes your thigh assuringly and nods
ây-yeah, of course, wow, oh my god, okay. iâll go and get one- no, wait, haseul should i get three? is three the safe number?â
âyeah. three is safe. like, you do an experiment three times to get a fair result and the test could read wrongâ
âplease stop talking about science im actually really scared right nowâ
seunghee is already half out the flat with her keys when she says, âdo you want me to call guk and jimin?â
and you debate it but knowing guk heâd have a meltdown and tell taehyung whatâs going on and itâs supposed to be a private sort of thing
and what gives you might not Actually be pregnant
âhave you missed your period?â haseul asks
âyeah but i thoughtâ sniff âit was just late :( my periods are always irregular but if i did the mathâ hiccup âright then it should have come four days ago :(â
seunghee comes back with three pregnancy tests
(âthe cashier said, âoh, good luck dear! you look like youâll be a wonderful mother!â like HONEY IM NOT LOOKING FOR KIDS IâM TOO YOUNGâ âs-seunghee-eeEEEeee im also too young what am i gonna doOOooOoooo i cant do thisâ)
they both promise to be in there with you while you find out because youâre literally sobbing and shaking and lets be real, theyâve showered with you like ten times and theyâve seen all your bits and pieces and itâs just pee! everybody pees
youâre sitting down in a ball shape by the bathtub like TERRIFIED of looking at the little stick
âis it...professor jungâs?â seunghee asks quietly
âheâs the only person iâve slept with in like three years, iâm positive itâs his,â you reply. âif im even pregnant, that isâŠâ
haseul rubs your arm lovingly. âwant to take a look? should be done by now.â
it takes you a few minutes and then eventually you nod
well
here goes nothing!!!!!
you peer over at the stick and like
your heart drops
maybe you wanna throw up again
all three sticks say: PREGNANT: 5 WEEKS
âwhatâs it say?â haseul asks gently and you set down one of the tests and look back at seunghee and haseul with an unreadable expression
âcongrats. youâre gonna be an auntie.â
haseul is the first to crack
it felt weird to have friends excited?? about your second year of uni pregnancy? unplanned accidental pregnancy with a bIOLOGY PROFESSOR AT UR UNI????
but haseul brings you in for a hug with an excited laugh and seunghee braves taking a stick in her hand and looks at it for herself
yep, youâre having a baby all right!!!
everything is fine until you realise the big problem
how the hell are you going to tell hoseok youâre carrying his baby
does he want kids? probs not! and you never asked if he was married?? WHAT IF HE ALREADY HAS KIDS? WHAT IF HE HAS A WHOLE FAMILY??????
then you start crying
âomg, y/n, please donât cry, itâs okay, weâre going to figure something out!â
âyou donât necessarily have to keep it if you dont want to,â haseul points out, even though you know sheâs already planning dates to look after baby y/n when itâs been pushed out into the world
âh-how am i gonna tell h-hoseok that im having his babyâŠ.and i dont wanna get r-rid of it i dont wanna hurt this baby i love this baby i only just f-found out about it but i want this baby i wanna look after this baby this is my BABY?? im having a baby holy fuck you guys! im gonna be a mom this is so scary what the fuck am i gonna do????â
seunghee makes a call to jeongguk and jimin asking them to come back with ice-cream because they have things to talk about
jeongguk is worried like âoh god did i leave my underwear on the couch again? i said i was sorry and i thought id moved them this timeâ
and seunghee says, âum...no but now im going to double check the couch...dont forget the ice-cream BYEEEEâ
needless to say that theyâve very VERY surprised to come home and discover that theyâre gonna be uncles
and that the baby belongs to the Daddy of Biology
âiâŠâŠâŠ..what did i miss while i was gone wtf youâre PREGNANT?â
âomg iâm gonna be an uncle??????? really?????? reAlly!!!â
of course the big issue right now is telling hoseok about it
like what are you supposed to do? go up to him and be like Hey hot stuff youâre gonna be a dad!! Happy Monday!!
âif he doesnât want to help look after it, i would be happy being the adoptive dad of your baby,â jimin offers, staring at your stomach for the fifth straight hour. âbecause i love you and i also like babies.â
âaw, min, i love you too, but if hoseok doesnât want to be the dad to this baby, i was already planning to ask guk because GOD KNOWS you would be the worst at looking after kids- dont look at me like that, i know you i CAN SEE THE TYPE OF PERSON YOU ARE!â
you decide to skip classes on monday and only head out when you need to
and by âneed toâ i mean you decided that today would be the day you told hoseok
you had the whole of sunday to think over it and seunghee helped you devise a plan
hoseok has office hours from around 3pm to 9pm on mondays and her class finishes at 2:45pm, and apparently people use his monday office hours on the evening so âyou should probably come then, and you and him can talk in his office where itâs more private!â
and thank god seunghee has the brain cells in this friendship because you were about to announce it in the open and you doubt that mr min would be thrilled to hear his colleague knocked up a visual arts second year student
itâs 2:30pm and you leave the flat to make it to campus for around 2:37pm
it doesnât take long at all to walk across campus to the science department and so youâre a little bit early to seungheeâs class because theyâre still clearing up by the time you get there
the science department has chosen to smell like a hospital even more today and you shudder, already mulling over the idea that you could be going to a hospital soon to get baby scans and then eventually labour and holy fucking SHIT youâre gonna have to push this thing out of your vagi-
the class leaves at 2:45 on the dot (because hoseok likes to let his kids out early because heâs a cool teacher and apparently nothing like the grouchy art teachers in your department) and actually, today seunghee hasnât turned up to class so youâre sort of waiting for nobody rn
just >:) as >:) planned
when everybody else has gone you head inside really quietly
hoseok hears you anyway and looks over really quickly and smiles so wide like :D
ây/n! how are you!â
âhaha yeah im just great professor like really Uh yeah doing greatâ
âseungheeâs actually not here today. i thought you guys lived together, didnât you know that?â
and youâre like like âuh yeah i knew. iâm, well, iâm actually not here for her. iâm here for you.â
hoseok is vERY VERY CONFUSED
âis everything ok?â
you smile at him as a way of reassuring him
on the inside youâre like oh hoseok sweetie you have no idea whatâs coming
âyeah. i asked seunghee what time your office hours were and she said from around 3 to 9? and obviously, its like five to three and so i am early but. look i just- i really need to speak with you.â
he stands up quickly. âis something wrong?â
âiâm not sure yet,â you reply honestly. âshall we. um. can we go to your office?â
he blinks. âoh! yeah, sure, let me get- my coat and yeah letâs go. iâll lead the way.â
along the way you just so happen to bump into professor min and he smiles at hoseok and then at you and heâs like âoh? miss l/n, what are you doing here? i didnât know you took science?â (he only knows who you are because of the open day)
âOh, no i donât. um. well,â you pause. cause what are you supposed to say???? âiâm just getting some work for seunghee. sheâs...sick and bedridden, so, here i am!â
professor min is just like âhuh. okay well have fun iâm going to take a nap in my office :Dâ and leaves
hoseokâs office is surprisingly clean and cute and thereâs flowers everywhere and a cute little yellow rug and you stop to just take in how this room is hoseok in Room Form
like a room has never looked so much like a person itâs him as a room and you love it
âi didnât really clean up because i didnât expect anybody- especially you- to be coming. uh, here, let me just close the door. want to sit?â
you take up the offer and sit on the couch opposite his desk and he sits on the desk looking at you really worriedly. âis...everything okay?â
he wants to ask if somebody found out, but at the same time, he really doesnât want to make you think that he was like repulsed by having sex with you because it was The best sex of his life and heâs not afraid to admit that
âyes. i justâ sigh. might as well get on with it. âhow long has it been since the wedding?â
hoseok pauses. thinks. âwell...i mean, like, probably six weeks? yeah, six weeks. why?â
âokay, and usually, what does it mean when a woman misses her period?â
âwha- well, sometimes it could be an irregular cycle. but itâs usually because theyâre conceiving...â
hoseok really doesnât wanna overthink but...likeâŠ.heâs overthinking rn
âand how long does it take for them to start showing?â
âwell someone can know that theyâre pregnant as early as four weeks, usually. although 50% of women say they show at five, and 70% said they show symptoms at six weeks-â
thereâs a beat of silence
you worriedly look at hoseok and heâs just. quiet
you can see the clogs moving in his head and his eyes are flitting up from your stomach to your face repeatedly and wow heâs gone a bit pale?
âi...what?â
âiâm...iâm pregnant.â
âiâŠâ he starts to speak but literally stops and heâs just really quiet
you can feel your eyes filling up because oh god he doesnât want the baby youâve ruined his LIFE
but really heâs just thinking really hard rn
like
omg
a beautiful girl he likes is carrying HIS BABY
A BABY HE HELPED MAKE
and then heâs like but shes a student at my uni is this weird? its weird its wrong but i love babies and âim gonna be a dad????? and sheâs really pretty????? and i like her?????? and thatâs my kid??????????
youâre seriously about to cry and be like its ok if you donât want it i can look after it alone and my flat are okay with it i just would want some help like maybe a little bit just for the first few months when he moves from the desk towards you and drops to his knees between your legs
âis- is it mine?â
âwhat- of course itâs yours!â
âiâm sorry! i didnât want to assume!!!â
âi wouldnt be here if it wasnât yours!â
he huffs out a laugh and then just starts smiling so wide
âomg are you actually pregnant? really?â
and then you start laughing like âYES omg why would i lie hereâs a test for proof i was crying a lot over the weekend.â
now that he has concrete evidence hoseok is getting a bit excited about this
above all circumstances he is gonna be a dad and wow heâs always wanted a family!!
youâre so relieved that heâs happy :)
but then he has to think realistically about this: youâre still a student, probably barely twenty one, and heâs a professor and things will be extremely complicated
he debates whether or not to tell professor min
because yoongi has been his friend forever and he actually helped him get the job at this uni and he probably wouldnât judge him for it because he had seemed excited when hoseok told him about the wedding night (obviously spared of the details that the best Pussy of his life was miss y/n l/n)
âdo...do you want to keep it?â
you look at him like OnO âyes :( is that okayâ
âYES omg itâs okay!!! thatâs our BABY!!!â
ok heâs so excited
âthis is so weird and i never ever thought this would happen but!!!!!! iâm gonna be a dad???â
âyes!!!â
then
âwait fuck are you married or anything?â you have to ask itâs been bugging you all weekend. âbecause iâm happy with raising a baby with you but i donât think i can handle telling ur wife or whatever that we had sex at a wedding.â
he finds this really funny
âno, iâm not married. i was drunk at the wedding but not drunk enough to cheat on someone :( i would never do that :(â
well.Â
THAT COVERS IT THEN
now he has to make plans to like. get to know you because thereâs no way in hell his baby is gonna grow up with complicated parents like he wants his kid to have the best life ever :(
hoseok now also has to come to terms with the fact that seunghee knows he had sex with her best friend and is having a baby with her and now heâs horrified
âyou did wHATâ
hoseok decided against his better judgement to tell yoongi about whatâs going on
since you told your entire flat about it he figured it was only fair that he could also tell somebody he trusted
he has a couple of friends outside the department who he really trusts, like namjoon and seokjin, two married professors who teach literature and creative writing, and sociology, respectively, who will eventually find out, whenever heâs figured out what heâs going to do
considering everything, yoongi isnât that put off by the fact that he knocked up a student
i mean, yes heâs shocked that it was you of all students ever and then he pieces together you going into his office and the way he had literally described you as âartistic and fascinatingâ and fucking hell he should have realised sooner
âi...kind of got her pregnant. which- before you yell at me, isnât the end of the world because weâre both willing to give it 110%!â
âyeah i dont give a fuck about that- iâm still on about the fact that you came back here after that wedding and told me all the raunchy details about you and y/n and i called it hOT and now i find out its a student i KNOW?????? oh my god i need to lie down again.â
(he takes it well, and congratulates him)
meanwhile youâre already making plans to tell your family about it but you want to do it after the first scan
seunghee has done so much research on pregnancy that she was worried the school would catch on by reading the wifi bill and seeing that all she ever googles is âhow big is a baby at six weeks?â or âwhen should i go for a baby scan?â
she seems to think that twelve to fourteen weeks is a good time to get the baby scan and that youâll probably start showing by then which is the PERF time to tell everybody about it
at the moment youâre not too worried about telling your family
your mom is pretty understanding and your dad has been out of the picture for a while now, and youâre the baby sibling so at least she still has an older daughter to brag about
because from now on itâs gonna be âyeah this is my eldest sheâs a LAWYER and this is my youngest haha she fucked her biology professorâ
not that sheâd use those words
youâre actually more afraid of what people at uni are gonna think when you start showing because youâre not really up for missing out a whole 9 months just to be a year behind your friends
and morning sickness was so awful this morning that you just couldnât be bothered to go in for class today
thankfully it was just a free sort of day where kids either did the art marathon or worked for their midterms so you could sort of afford to miss a day
guk went to class for an hour before coming back to the flat and haseul didnât have classes that day so once again, art attack squad just had a nice day at home
haseul is most concerned about the baby and the babyâs health and so went through a crazy moment of trying to eliminate foods that are bad for you during pregnancy
âwhereâs all my chocolate gone?â âwell i moved it so that you can limit yourself on what you eat! chocolate isnât great for your skin and you should probably start eating healthy if you want the little honey to be nice and healthy when they arrive!â
haseul has money on it being a little girl
guk and seunghee want it to be a boy and jimin is the type of person to have no opinion until the baby is born and then proceeds to say, âsee! i told you it would be a boy/girl!â
since you last saw hoseok, he hasnât really decided what heâd like them to come out as yet; yoongi wants it to be a girl, though
seunghee actually went to class and ended up waiting behind afterwards to give him all the updates
âis she doing okay?â âyES sheâs amazing and the baby is doing so well too!!! i mean itâs only been about seven weeks and so y/n is like barely showing, but heâs about the size of a blueberry! isnât that cute?â
then she pauses and is like, âwait...we live off campus so like. do you want to maybe come round? and see her? i think sheâd appreciate seeing you.â
âá¶á”⿠ᶊ?â hoseok is really excited because yeah he does like you and heâd see you whenever he could but 1) he didnât know how to contact you and 2) where do you even live because if its on campus he definitely canât pop round and be like âwassup whereâs my baby mamaâ
anyway he comes round with her and youâre very unprepared to see hoseok and seunghee step through the front door
jeongguk is like midway through kissing your tummy over and over and haseul is on amazon looking at baby clothes because she âhas to be ready for any opportunityâ
of course anything can happen and sheâs praying that nothing bad happens because she just found the cutest bear onesie ever and OOPS its in her cart
âitâs,â gesturing to guk and his lips on your stomach, eyes wide, ânot what it looks like!â
but hoseok just laughs and puts down his bag and is like, âhehe i know. how are you!â
guk clears out to another part of the couch and decides that he has to, before he dies, see a y/n and hoseok interaction and he can hardly contain his excitement when hoseok sits down next to you and looks at you with a fond ass expression
âgood! i had a little bit of morning sickness, but iâm okay. how are you?â
and hoseokâs like well iâm not currently carrying a baby im fine of course iâm fine i want to know about you
because it came to his attention when he was with yoongi earlier that he really doesnât know anything about you PERIODT
and he wants to know everything and anything
at that point guk takes his leave and he, haseul and seunghee go to the kitchen to give you and hoseok some of your own private space
âi cant believe professor jung is in my living room right now...â
âI WALKED ACROSS CAMPUS WITH HIM GUK I WAS FREAKING OUT THE ENTIRE TIME!!!â
meanwhile you and hoseok are taking the moment to get to know each other
because in about 9 months time or whatever youâre gonna be parents
so you gotta know everything
hoseok learns a lot of things about you: your love for chocolate, that strawberry milk is your favourite flavour, your favourite colours are natural colours like white and beige and browns, your favourite movie or your favourite songâŠâŠ.
and you learn quite a few things about him in return: growing up he always loved science, he wanted to go into dance during high school but it clashed with science club so he gave it up, his favourite flavour milk is banana and his favourite colour is yellowâŠ...
âmm i knew the yellow already :)â
âoh yeah?â hoseok has an arm around your shoulders, one hand stroking the side of your face and the other brushing against your stomach. âhow?â
âthe rug in your office. and the fact you like banana milk,â you laugh.
âwhat? the banana milk has nothing to do with it.â
âit does, donât lie.â
âokay, but itâs not the main reason!!!â
once again it begins to feel like youâve known hoseok for years and wow itâs so easy to talk to him and heâs so gentle and nice Youâre ready to donate your whole heart to him on the spot
âso i was thinking actually,â you propose suddenly, and at this point the gang have come out of the kitchen and are gathered in the living room (jeongguk said that heâs technically in-laws with hoseok now and so thereâs no point avoiding it) âthat we should go out together this weekend.â
hoseok grins: âare you asking me out on a date right now?â
âyes,â you nod with a firm look. âyes, i am. i am taking authoritative because youâre slow and i want to go on a date with you. i wanna get to know you and work on this.â
hoseok agrees and presses a warm kiss to your temple. âmm, okay then, honey. itâs a date.â
(jimin gets home late and kicks off his shoes by the door. âGUYS!!! YOUâLL NEVER GUESS WHO LOOKED MIGHTY FINE THIS MORNING!! If you guessed Professor Min, then you were RIGHT!! At this rate, Y/N wonât be the only person knocked up by a science professor cause Iâm telling you, Iâm ready for Professor Min to tell me the exact speed of light whilst balls deep in my a- OH. Uh. Hi, Professor Jung. Nice day?â)
((nobody knows how to move on from that.))
itâs been exactly 9 weeks since your little honey has been conceived :D
hoseok comes to visit more frequently and he now has your number and emergency contact details so whenever he can, heâs asking how you and the baby are and stuff
he texts asking about your day a lot
mostly about the baby though
from hoseok: what are naming it ^_^
to hoseok: hmm i believe we havenât gone over the names yet :)
from hoseok: i meant like a nickname!!
from hoseok: yoongi has been calling them âsquidâ because when we became friends we bonded over someone calling a sperm cell a squid cell and i guess it kind of stuck
to hoseok: omg i dont wanna call them squid then :-(
from hoseok: hmm how about simply âbabyâ?
but i want u to call me babyâŠ
from hoseok: but i wanna call YOU baby and it might get confusing...little one? little guy?
to hoseok: haseul thinks its a girl teeheehee
from hoseok: so iâve been told
from hoseok: okay, how about honey? i know i call you honey sometimes but honey can be exclusively our baby name
to hoseok: hmm
to hoseok: honey is cute :3
from hoseok: haha okay baby, honey it is then!
youâre waiting until week 14 for an ultrasound
seunghee did more research and said 14 is a lucky number and so it just seemed right
and also most women go around 14 weeks and later because by then the gender will be revealed and thatâs exciting!!
THANKFULLY you werenât planning to visit family for christmas because theyâre abroad visiting family and so at least you can surprise them when theyâre back with a baby scan and hoseok :D
âdid you also know that the baby is now the size of a cherry?â guk said suddenly one evening, as he lay next to you in his bed, by the way, WHY you were in his bed when he woke up he has no idea. âthatâs so cute. little cherry all snug in there, huh.â
you find that jeongguk is now...abnormally nice
like you loved that you and jeongguk could be brutal to each other and still be fine in the next three minutes
but ever since you found out you were pregnant, heâs been toning it down a lot
truthfully he doesnât want to overdo it and add any stress on you during the pregnancy, and he just wants to be supportive and be âthe best uncle in the businessâ, to which jimin competes
haseul and seunghee are the ideal best friends in this situation: haseul is so ready to be an aunt itâs crazy and she already has an amazon cart full of cute things and seunghee already claimed dibs on helping you and hoseok set up a nursery for the baby
itâs still being decided but thereâs a big chance you and hoseok will move in together to raise baby honey together
the house you were eyeing is relatively close to campus and to flat 18, which theyâre planning to rent out for the next two years of uni after this one
so itâs close to honeyâs aunts and uncles and also close for hoseok to get to work and for you to get to classes
jimin is the friend who still doesnât really know what to do in this situation
he replaced jeongguk as the annoying younger brother type, even though heâs a few months older than both you and jeongguk, heâs such a brat lmao
10 weeks
âiâm convinced that my boobs have got bigger- havenât they gotten bigger?â
so it is one of those days where hoseok is free to come and visit you at the Holy flat 18
itâs become his second home because he comes by so often
seunghee isnât so weirded out by her professor being basically one of her friends, and in-fact she tries to abuse this by trying to get him to give her âin-law special treatmentâ
(âi gave you special treatment on your ugly volcano!â âOI the mother of your child helped make that volcano!!!â)
he really doesnât give any bias tho he basically passes everybody
âi mean,â hoseok begins, and you move between his legs for him to get a good angle. considering you two havenât been âtogetherâ long, youâre incredibly comfortable around him. âyeah, actually. wow, they have!â
ârIGHT? none of my bras fit me anymore. oh god, iâm gonna have to start buying granny bras- do you think theyâll get that big?â
âitâs possible. all women increase in size during pregnancy. actually, some can lose weight instead of putting it on.â
ânot me.â
âno, but you look healthy and gorgeous and i like it.â
you giggle- the same giggle he remembers you doing on the Big Night- and shuffle into some bigger trousers that you and haseul went to buy a few days ago
clothes just arenât fitting anymore and so while youâre upgrading to trendy maternity-style clothes haseul and seunghee are super excited to go to town with outfits they can make from your wardrobe
âwell, good! because youâre stuck with me for the nextâŠ.like, nine months.â
âtechnically, itâs seven months now.â
you glare
âbut iâm gonna still be here after those seven months!!!â
âgood!!! you better be,â you shuffle over to sit next to him with your legs around him- one behind and one over his lap and he smiles down at you, âbecause iâm growing fond of you.â
âwell thatâs convenient, because iâm rather fond of you, too.â
outside the door, jimin starts laughing âwtf itâs 2018 who says fond anymore?â
12 weeks :)
this morning you realise
wow
iâm actually pregnant pregnant
youâre starting to show now and honestly...looking at it, you realise how creepy baby bumps are
âoh my GOD, seunghee come look at it now itâs gotten really big!â
itâs not even that big
but itâs bigger
seunghee is so excited about this fact
the flat have been taking pictures of the bump every week and printing it so they can keep a timeline for when honey is born
jeongguk and seunghee are still dead set on honey being a little baby boy but haseul is trying to convince them otherwise
âweâre calling her honey for now, right? so, what i have planned, is, we buy her a bee onesie. representing both bees AND the bee movie. worlds best dressed baby.â
you started to develop a fear of going to class because youâre unsure on how people will take the news that youâre pregnant
youâre not that much of a popular person but everybody in the class knows you well enough to know that youâre not the type to sleep around
so it would be a valid shock to hear that youâre pregnant
but you have to go because you canât afford to miss anymore classes
and you also have toâŠ.break the news to your professors because at some point youâre going to have to have a lot of time off to pop out a human being
âheâs the size of a plum by now, isnât he?â
jeongguk is particularly excited about honey this morning and he has literally not shut up about them since you got into class
âyes, THEY are about the size of a plum- did seunghee tell you that?â
âomg no im a good best friend and i did all my research!! itâs so cute that they compare honey to fruits online- next week heâs gonna be as big as a lemon!â
class isâŠ.just your luck, pretty busy today
most students are in the drawing rooms and a few are drawing a still life model
jeongguk gets right to work finishing his final project while you head to the office to speak to your professor, who is really lazy and sits in his office all day and doesnât even supervise
professor choi, the lovely lady who ends up running all classes, is the dearest angel and youâre ready to chat to her next
professor bowen, your grouchy art professor, is literally so :| when you break the news
like he could not give two shits
he puts down his coffee and is like âoh. well, i couldnât tell. congratulations, talk to the dean about your maternity dates. and shut the damn door behind you.â
like
damn sir okay
professor choi <3 is so <3 excited <3
she immediately goes to touch your stomach and then quickly stops herself like âoops, silly me! i remember when i had my first child i was so picky with who could touch my belly!! heeheehee how many weeks are you darling!!â
sheâs already getting so excited and inviting herself to the birth
like please professor choi
we love you but please donât turn up for the birth
PLEATHE
she keeps making invitations to bring the baby to classes when theyâre born because âobviously im amazing with babies and ooh i just canât wait to see them! jeongguk- donât tell me you stepped up and did this all by yourself?â
jeongguk nearly throws up
âEWWWWWWW wtf i mean y/n babe i love you but EWWHJFHJKS why would i want to be with y/n sheâs like my annoying sister! no the daddy is ho-â
and youâre like BITCH STOP!!!
â....honestly the best man on planet earth? you definitely donât know him at all.â
14 weeks :)
âokay, miss l/n. itâs going to feel a little bit cold, but weâre going to put some ultrasound gel on your stomach now, is that okay?â
itâs the day of the ultrasound!!!
for you and hoseok this is the Big moment next to birth because itâs almost like final confirmation that thereâs a baby in there
at this point youâre starting to show a lot
itâs big enough for you and flat 18 to know thereâs a difference
but tbh if people didnât know you they might just think youâve got a few pounds on you and nobody cares at all at uni like literally nobody gives a fuck about what anybody else looks like
hoseok got permission of the dean to get the day off (he told them that his girlfriend was going for an ultrasound and so he just had to be there, and the dean, not knowing any better, was all smiles and said, âof course, professor jung! congratulations! i didnât know you were expecting, or even dating!â)
because the best thing about being jung hoseok is the fact that heâs well known and it gets him out of trouble sometimes
thankfully the dean is old and dumb and didnât clock on to the fact that you paid her a visit like a few weeks prior asking about maternity dates :)
PHEW!!!
jung hoseokâs job: saved
hoseok is holding your hand reassuringly and is sitting to your left, the other hand on your ankle and his leg is going cRAZY itâs just bobbing like heck next to the bed
a part of him is still really sort of insecure because even though the sonographer and nurse present donât know that hoseok is a professor at your uni, he still feels really weird knowing who he is and how you could do better and could be doing better and more if it werenât for stupid him not putting on a condom
he is so excited to have this baby but he thinks about that a lot, about how heâs basically ruined your life by putting a baby inside of you
you look incredibly excited though, lying on the bed with your eyes really wide and expectant because omg this is your baby!!!!
now that youâre here thereâs some finality
ever since you found out you were pregnant there had been so many doubts but now that youâre here, with hoseok, about to see honey for the first timeâŠ
alexa play Despacito cause this is epic
âokay. letâs see what your baby is getting up to in there!â
this sonographer is really enthusiastic apparently
âalrighty. so, as you can see...oh! always a good sign- we have a confirmed heartbeat. usually that puts parents at ease, knowing their baby is all okay and healthy in there!â
and then she starts listing off various body parts but in all honesty you cant see a thing
hoseok is very interested in the screen and his smile gets wider at every body part she lists off
you really should be invested in the baby inside of you but when he smiles like that :( you just wanna grab him and kiss him really deeply
âeverything seems to be perfectly fine with your baby, miss l/n. a very beautiful baby. theyâre about the size of a peach right now, isnât that just incredible?â
hoseokâs grinning like itâs his default facial expression
he squeezes your hand really tight and kisses it three times
âthatâs our baby,â you say, still in motherly awe. âtheyâre real! we did THAT!â
âyeah, we did,â he replies, lips still pressed against your skin. âiâm proud of you.â
âi havenât done anything yet!â
but really you have
to him youâre one of the bravest people heâs ever met in his entire life and he knows it must be so so hard for you to accept the fact that youâre having a baby aged 20 during uni
not that itâs uncommon but itâs justâŠ.not particularly ideal? at this moment in time?
âim so happy right now.â
âme too, baby.â you squeeze his hands, âme too!!!! our baby!!!! honey is the size of a peach already!!!â
he starts laughing
hoseok is just so overwhelmed with emotions he genuinely feels like he might cry rn
âiâm so happy itâs with you,â he says honestly and like the nurse is like :â) and youâre like :âo âit could have been anyone at any point in my life, but iâm so glad itâs with you.â
you look at him in awe
because thatâs the most romantic thing anybody has ever said to you
like
ever
you tug him gently by the hand and he brings himself forward and
SMOOCH
you believe this is the first kiss he has given you since the âbig shindigâ (for some reason, flat 18 are obsessed with calling everything a shindig and so it just sort of stuck)
so itâs a big deal
and itâs also at the place where your pregnancy was confirmed
itâs perfect
the nurse is like AWWWWWWWWW
the sonographer is just like âanyways ! do you want to know the gender !!!â
you and hoseok have talked about maybe finding out sooner
it would put flat 18 at rest knowing if honey is a girl or a boy
but deep down itâs like...if honey is a boy or a girl for definite you donât want the nickname honey to go away when you start referring to it as a name you both like...and plus like isnt it way too early
hoseok is happy with whatever choice you want because he likes the element of surprise
you two decided a couple of days ago that it could be super cute to have a reveal party
jimin was particularly excited about that idea (âIâM GONNA MAKE THE CUPCAKESâ)
âum actually, can you like put it in an envelope!! we want to have a reveal party so itâs gonna be a surprise for now!â
the nurse and stuff are like âomg yes of course!!â and so itâs sealed away in a little envelope
âi canât believe weâre actually like...almost parents,â hoseok says on the way back to the car.
âi know. itâs so weird. i canât believe WEâRE having a kid together.â
hoseok helps strap you in because heâs one of THOSE expecting fathers who like as soon as he knows itâs happening heâs cautious about EVERYTHING
literally everything
falling out of bed when heâs staying over? not allowed, heâs making pillow barriers
tripping over rugs? the rug is being rolled up and put away
hotel? trivago
âitâs actually super funny to me because like i always fantasised about boning the Daddy of biology and look at where we are right now!!â
he starts the car- âthe âdaddy of biologyâ? what??â
and youâre like, âoh yeah oops haha basically i had a fat old crush on you and we all started calling you that.â
âiâm...honoured? well i knew you had a crush on me already, heeheeâ
as he pulls out of the hospital he glances over and grins to himself. âif it makes you feel better, i remember telling yoongi about the cute friend of seunghee who comes to my class every other day. yoongi made fun of me for weeks afterwards, and now look at us!!â
(yes it boosts your ego a little bit)
when christmas comes around hoseok makes an ultimate surprise
you end up showing off the baby scan like itâs a broken wrist in primary school because everybody wants to see the little honey
jeongguk is CONVINCED he can see a penis and so heâs like 98% sure itâs a baby boy
haseul tells him several times that itâs literally honeyâs foot but heâs having none of it
you call your mom and tell her that youâre coming to see her in early january
(specifically january 4th)
sheâs weirdly suspicious about it but nonetheless excited
hoseok has made plans for you to meet his family just afterwards so youâre going to be showing off the scan quite frequently
flat 18 donât like doing gifts at christmas but jimin always bakes goodies for the flat
this year youâre particularly upset because you have yet to taste jiminâs christmas cookies and you already took your recommended amount of sugar by the time his cookies are done
âone cookie wonât hurt honey,â seunghee says
âiâm not taking aNY risks with it!!!â
hoseok makes a stop by the flat after youâve had your first christmas dinner as a flat <3 aw
he shocks everybody when he walks in because heâs gone the extra mile and got gifts for everybody in the flat
âitâs just a way of me saying thanks for looking after my babies,â he says as he hands out the gifts
you can literally feel jeonggukâs smirk
and of course !!! he got you like three gifts because youâre secretly like the love of his life
even though itâs really not a secret but still
he mostly gets you the typical christmas things like things he knows you wanted (like that sailor moon designer ring that you donât need really but omg its gorgeous and you want matching)
the last gift is really small and youâre like :O because the small gifts are usually the super thoughtful ones
itâs keysâŠ.
youâre almost like âHUHâ
then it clicks
âoh...my...GOD?????â
hoseok bought the place you and him went to check out a few weeks back (the one just a few minutes away from the flat and campus)
AND IT DOESNâT END THERE
heâs all giggly and happy when you start BLUBBERING about how you own a house and now you can get a nursery and omg no more listening to jimin and jeongguk screaming over super smash ultimate in the living room
âbecause i think itâs time we live together, as a family, you know?â he says, holding you in his arms and kissing your face really sweetly. âitâll be so good, living with my girlfriend and soon enough, my baby.â
âg-girlfriend?â
âwell, yeah baby, of course. wanna be my girlfriend? please?â
you cry even more
âwtf yes of course i do :(â
(flat 18 are extremely territorial and are only settled and content with you leaving when hoseok takes them to the house and theyâre like :D okay weâre coming over every weekend)
((haseul cries when she sees the room thatâs gonna be the nursery))
15 weeks ^_^
âwhat if your mom beats my ass?â
today is january 4th which means it is the day that hoseok is going to meet your family
and also the day they are going to indirectly meet the little honey :â)
honey is now the size of a navel orange according to the website that everyone in flat 18 has pinned on their laptop chrome browser
which is really cute
jimin is the flat 18 member who likes to call honey everything but honey and recently started nicknaming them after the fruits on the website
so heâs like, âgood morning little satsuma!â or âhello navel orange, how are you?â when he sees you around the flat
youâre probably going to be officially moved out by next week which is really exciting teeheehee
âshe wonâtâŠ.probably. my mom is really nice! sheâll like you!â
âwill she still like me when she finds out i teach biology to seunghee?â
âyes probably, i donât think she really knows what that means.â
âwhat, biology?â
âno, i donât think sheâll realise that youâre a professor at my- you know what, never mind that. did you lock the car?â
since christmas and becoming hoseokâs official girly, you two have just been closer than ever
hoseok is still really cautious about the baby stuff because this is obviously his first baby ever
heâs that person who thinks having sex will like kill the baby
of course, he did try it once
just to say heâd had sex with a pregnant lady
âthatâs one for the bois.â
âwhat bois, you donât have any friends, baby.â
âNOT true i have like 3 friends!!â
when hoseok timidly knocks on your momâs front door heâs so so nervous when a big buff man opens the door instead
inside heâs like wtf i thought y/nâs dad was like GONE
but then youâre like âoh hi daren! yeah, this is my boyfriend, hoseok, hoseok this is my momâs boyfriend!â
you didnât tell hoseok just because you got pleasure seeing him look so terrified at the thought of telling ur Dad that he knocked you up
thankfully youâre not close enough to daren for him to have any protective feelings for you
not like a close dad would anyway
when he meets your mom itâs literally like meeting an older You
like
your mom is so nice :(
she greets hoseok really really excitedly and is all for embarrassing you within 5 minutes of you coming home
âdid you know that itâs been exactly four years and five months since y/n came home with a BOY? she never comes home with anybody!!! i thought she was joining a nunnery!!!â
like omgâŠ..so funnyâŠ...really, like, joke of the year
your sister is also here and sheâs looking at hoseok like -_o becauseâŠ. âiâve seen you somewhereâŠâ
now youâre shaking
omg does she KNOW
âi mean, he was at [cousinâs name]âs wedding hahahha...thatâs probably how u know himâŠ.small world.â
âew what do you MEAN he was there- heâs not family is he?â
o.o
âwtf no heâs a friend of [groomâs name] wtf Why would i be dating him if he was family What is wrong with you?â
you guys have a nice little snack and tea together and hoseok starts to feel really comfortable
but then Mrs y/n puts down her tea and sits back in her chair, slapping her thighs: âalright then. so whatâs this big surprise you have for us?â
oh
oh yeah he forgot about the fact that youâre having his kid and youâre about to drop the news
suddenly he wants to throw up the brownies he just ate
and your sisters blue shirt looks like a perfect place to throw up <3
âwell, itâs kind of been a surprise to us all, actually,â you begin, and you take hoseokâs hands in your own and your sister narrows in on it and she knows like right away
she thought she saw the bump but didnât want to mention it because Youâre the sensitive sister and if it was just weight gain she didnât wanna handle you crying everywhere
but now she knows and she sits back in her seat and starts to smile
she wants to say something but hoseok looks at her like owo please donât say anything sis
(she doesnât)
âbut, me and hoseok are in a very...close relationship-â
âoh god you got married didnât you.â
âum, no, but, iâm sure thatâs in the future, right? y-yeah? right, yeah, umâŠâ
âitâs not something weâre discussing right now,â hoseok blurts out. âbut, i mean, i want to? soon? like later?â
your mom is literally there like âwell what is it????â
â.....iâm pregnant.â
â...oh.â
...
...
âREALLY???????â
your mom is shook to the core
she really doesnât believe you until you whip out the baby scan
and she starts sobbing
like full on sobbing like sheâs just been punched in the face by bowser
daren is all smiles and is like âwow congrats!â
your sister hugs both you and hoseok and says to hoseok in his ear âcan you please sign my copy of âouch mitosisâ because itâs my favourite book and i totally knew you were famous the moment you walked inâ and pulls away and is like âim so excited to be an aunt!!! whatâs the gender!!! when are they due!!! what are you gonna call them!!!!â
needless to say your sister leaves with a signed copy of hoseokâs big money book
and your mom is now 100% hooked on the baby being called honey
week 17 :-)
you and hoseok are now homeowners officially !!!!!
flat 18 have come down to visit as a sort of moving in house-warming party and hoseok invited his âthree friendsâ (by friends he means work colleagues lmao)
jimin is still weirded out by the fact that professor jung heard him talking about his fantasy of having professor min inside his GUTS and so tries to avoid hoseok and yoongi when they are together
hoseok also cannot forget hearing that :-( his ears :-( are tainted :-(
itâs your first real time meeting hoseokâs friends
like youâve never really met namjoon or seokjin but you know of them
because everybody knows about the married Gays of your uni like it made the news and everybody was invited to their after party last year
(yes you went but only like for fifteen minutes because you remembered that you had an art history essay due the next morning that hadnât been done)
for the sake of you and honey, seunghee tries not to be weirded out by the fact that so many members of staff are at your house and wtf hi professor min WHY are you here again
âcan i touch?â seokjin asks really suddenly after hoseok is showing yoongi and namjoon the room that will be the nursery
currently itâs empty with like one box and that one box is full of clothes haseul ordered on impulse
âum. yes!!â
âare you sure? i know some moms get really protective over who touches and i donât wanna overstep-â
âput ur freakishly big hand on my belly right now!â
he does and he gets really excited touching because heâs never actually touched a baby belly before
namjoon is most excited about the nursery and heâs listing off things hoseok could get
like âOOOO you could totally get one of those really big stuffed bears if youâre going for neutral tones- wait, thatâs such a good idea? iâll order one.â
and hoseokâs like mm okay sweetie sure whatever spend your money on me itâs okay
yoongi is really just. in awe of the baby scan
like itâs not even his baby and heâs tearing up like wtf thatâs his niece or nephew thatâs his mf baby!!!!!! thatâs gonna be the person he spends all his cash on!!!!! heâs so excited to be broke and baby whipped!!!
âand so what, youâre like seventeen weeks?â
âyep! iâm almost four months uwu!!! honey is as big as a pomegranate, how cute!! time flies when youâre having fun huh!â
seokjin pauses and asks the big question like âbut like what are you going to do about maternity? are they letting you have days off school? because i can totally send one of my sociology kids to take notes in your lectures because i have authority apparently and youâre like. family? i could do that.â
and youâre like âomg pls no that kid needs their own education!!!â and you tell him that your professors and the dean let you have time off near the due date (which should probably be around june!! a summer babie)
âbut it sucks because i wanted to have a gender reveal party and invite some people from uni but then theyâre gonna find out that hoseok is the dad and he could like lose his job :(â
and then seokjin is like: âwait but you study art and not biology?â
⊠âwhat do you mean?â
âwell, policy says that you canât have a relationship between a teacher and their student. but if youâre in completely different departmentsâŠ.and he doesnât teach you, therefore canât have bias over your grades or anything like thatâŠ..then really youâre allowed to be with him.â
..
what
wHY DIDNâT YOU KNOW THIS????
âsince when is that a thing????â
âsince like. the day our uni was founded?????â
ob viously when hoseok finds out heâs like O____O âhow did you know that omg??â
and seokjin is so done heâs just sitting there with his face looking like this -__-
âitâs literally in the Faculty Handbook that youâre supposed to read before you join the uni as a teacherâŠâ
and hoseok scoffs and grins sheepishly, âyeah well yoongi got me the job so i didnât read any of that.â
(from across the room jimin groans)
((âso i guess this means i canât seduce yoongi at a family wedding huh.â))
week 20 :â)
you have somehow adopted the name of âcampus milfâ
which jimin doesnât think is that bad of a nickname
âit could be worse, y/n. let that sink in.â and heâs right it really could be worse
nobody actually really cares that youâre pregnant like really they could care less
some students say weird things but it doesnât really bother you bc like lmao? who even are you Jongin Get out of here!
people arenât 100% familiar with hoseok being the father but it goes without saying that it will be around campus in less than 15 hours because majority of the art department were present for the gender reveal and oh look
jeongguk invited taehyung and taehyung invited his friends and now thereâs a whole bunch of jocks at the gender reveal party?????
the party is obviously at your house
YOUR HOUSE!!!! YES MF THATS URS!!!!
you invited your close family and flat 18 of course and jeongguk invited taehyung who invited his girlfriend binnie and his roomie jackson and jackson, being part of the football team, invited some of the jocks
you would have cared if the jocks hadnât brought gifts but half of them turned up with a gift or food and so youâre like âokay well come on in boys iâm y/n hi weâve literally never ever metâ
it looks really funny seeing jocks in their fucking JERSEYS (like they couldnât have changed for this one occasion) standing around your backyard with glasses of wine
oK maybe jeongguk has a vodka and dr pepper but thatâs because he did blow up all the balloons from his lungs alone and he deserved a reward
hoseok invited his family too and his friends and thatâs about it
your art professor is also here too and she is technically half of the art department (or half of those you care about because weird quiet kid Jisung didnât wanna show up which is honestly really rude and suddenly youâre not friends anymore)
even though this party technically reveals the gender, you both asked for âgender neutralâ clothes and by gender neutral you meant any colour besides the stereotypical blue and pink
because what if honey really likes the colour green? what then
you and hoseok let jimin be in charge of the reveal party and heâs done a pretty good job
for some reason heâs wearing his hoodie up and youâre like âliterally what the fuck itâs sunny today?â
and heâs all surrender hands: âthatâs exactly why. i donât...like the sun.â
âwhat do you mEAN??????? you love the sun donât lie??!!â
a couple of weeks ago you and hoseok made another visit to the hospital to see if the gender was 100% accurate
the process was weirdly fast and the sonographer was like âlol yeah itâs rightâ and then dipped
so when you have jimin the envelope he has peeped and done the thing
âhaha lol i knew it.â
âno you didnât??????â
but he did a really lovely job; thereâs a cluster of balloons and cakes decorated with the Blue and Pink and thereâs like a cute game on like guess the gender or something you donât really care much about
hoseokâs family really want it to be a boy <3
mrs y/n wants it to be a girl and so does your sister <3
you donât really care just as long as the baby is okay and healthy <3
when itâs time to reveal the gender jimin has decided that a fantastic way to do that is by giving you and hoseok like one of those party poppers that when it pops it bleeds like coloured confetti and stuff
you actually really like the idea because itâs not as awkward as a cake where you cut and itâs awkwardly long and the reaction feels kind of forced (you youtubed reveal parties)
so this one is really like a quick reaction so hopefully it will feel a lot more genuine!
âare you ready, baby?â
hoseok has one arm wrapped firmly around your waist and oh LAWD
heâs doing the smile
you know the smile
you nod and grin at him like âyep! letâs see who honey really is!!!â
so everybody is ready
so excited
jeongguk is filming like he can feel it in his bones rn that this babie is gonna be a boy
like itâs gonna be his son...half sonâŠ.almost sonâŠ.technically his non biological son
everybody does a countdown
âthree!â
hoseok smiles super excitedly
âtwo!â
he kisses your lips super fast and laughs quietly
heâs so excited
âone!â
POP
wait what
you can feel your stomach CHURNING when the party popper releases literally nothing but black and white confetti
what just happened?
what does black and white mean?
youâre looking desperately between hoseok and the popper and then back to jimin whoâs faking a :O by the patio doors
jeongguk is like âaw fuck should i restart?â
âomg is it a dud? what happened is this a busted popper please say it is omg is there something wrong with honey? is honey okay? oh my god is honey dead? oh my god why would we party pop that?????â
hoseokâs like âomg calm down itâs just a dud omg itâs okayâ
youâre literally like about to cry
then jimin steps forward
âguys!â
and everybody looks
âyall gonna stress me the fuck outâ
and in a viral video like fashion
he yanks down his hoodie and
oh wow
his head is a giant mop of blue
blue
BLUE MEANS BOY
ITS A BOY
everybody starts screaming and clapping and jeongguk is laughing his ASS off like this shit about to be the blurriest gender reveal video ever
âomg a boy!!! a boy!!! y/n weâre having a son!!! omg y/n our baby!!! our little honey!!!â
hoseok is over the freaking moon
like he has not been this excited since the first baby scan
you actually start crying now
âiâm not CRYING itâs just the pregnancyâŠ. ok fuck OFF IM CRYING IM SO HAPPY!!! iâm having a son!!!!â
time for haseul to be both happy and sad at the same time
seunghee and jeongguk are like sucking eachothers titties right now like they are so hyped
âTOLD YOU !!!! I KNEW IT!!!!!â
hoseok brings you in for the biggest and longest kiss Ever
like you havenât had many long kisses with hoseok because itâs been trying to build up a relationship time for the past three months of your life
but this kiss is so loving you almost faint
he brings you in so gently and holds your head in his hands
one thumb rubs across your cheekbone and wow. this kiss...is so good like are those stars???
âi love you.â
alexa...ALEXA PLAY DESPACITO RIGHT NOW
âi love You more,â you whisper against his lips and he makes this really cute noise at the back of his throat (kinda like one of those whines you do where itâs like too good to be true) and he kisses you again
jeongguk zooms in
âlook at thisâŠ.ugh, no respect for any single people here.â
(for a brief moment jiminâs bleached blue scalp goes unnoticed until yoongi compliments him on it)
((he disappears for like fifteen minutes in the toilet and yoongi doesnât wanna know what he was doing))
22 weeks!!!!
hoseok really probably shouldnât find you sexy right now
you keep going on and on and on about how un-sexy you are with swollen ankles and stuff
in his opinion youâre looking really good considering and he wonât say it but the weight gain looks good on you and it gives you a nice natural #dewy look that he really loves
he remembers how cautious he was about having sex with you at like. what? 10 weeks
character development time
heâs very aware of the research and the facts and so when you shuffle over to him and huff and act all extra EXTRA touchy heâs just knows
âomg are you horny AGAINâ
âim SORRY IT JUST HAPPENSâ
and he doesnât really care that youâre big and pregnant and yeah actually your ankles are kinda swollen but itâs fine
hoseok discovers that he actually really likes pregnancy sex
pregnancy sex always scared him bc omg what if my dick touches my KID that would be all levels of weird
but he is like a biology professor and knows thatâs not realistic (he thinks)
and like he was aware that at some point during pregnancy, your body is gonna be producing a lot more fluid
but my GOD
he nearly bust a nut after 3 seconds because he just slid right in
unlike the big shindig 22 weeks ago, hoseok is so so SO careful during pregnancy sex
like heâs extra loving and strokes your hair and kisses your face and arms and stomach
he loves kissing ur tummy :(
esp after sex because heâs like âim sorry honey :( i know you must be traumatised in there.â
but in the moment he really does take advantage of the fact that your hormones are going crazy and itâs not gonna last forever
youâre a talker in bed and he knows that
youâre very vocal about how things feel and some of the things you say really get to his ego like his head is so big rn
âoh...OH, omg, yep, you found it, oh fuck- yes! hoseok, yes, right there-â
and you sound so fucking hot but he canât be rough bc like Honey is gonna be SCARRED FOR LIFE
your thing is saying i love you during sex
like a lot
hoseok finds it so endearing that you talk and whine with like every thrust and then spill out a thousand âi love youâsâ in under thirty seconds as you cum <3 because <3 thatâs his girl <3 thatâs the love of his life <3 and she loves him back <3 heeheehee
his heart swells with pride
((hoseok also gets extremely turned on that one time you call him daddy during sex and he HAS to find out how to get rid of that kink before honey gets here))
23 weeks :P
as promised, you invite seunghee to help you and hoseok paint the nursery
jimin came too but he literally did nothing
all he did was sit on the floor looking at baby furniture like
jimin sweetie these walls arenât gonna paint themselves
you have decided on a cream and beige coloured nursery
because itâs unisex and also makes the room feel really bright and clean and nice for when honey arrives
hoseok loves yellow and since the nursery is primarily your favourite colours, a lot of smaller accessories are yellow around the room
seunghee had so much fun looking for ~yellow~ items because âmonkeys totally match the theme and omg this mobile is monkeys and bananas its already on its way iâve just ordered it.â
the nursery takes roughly around a week to get done completely
alongside your studies, some other art students who are now very aware of the baby and the bump helped paint some of the furniture while you were catching up on some work
example a: you accidentally ordered a dark brown chester drawers and when it arrived you cried for like 45 minutes
jeongguk asked some kids from class to come by your house after class and help paint it so you didnât feel so stressed and so you could actually finish your art assignments in prep for exams
hoseok and jeongguk helped put up the crib because âthis is not a one man job, y/n, this...this is a test of skill.â
yoongi comes around often to look at the nursery and heâs the person who wonât buy anything until the baby is out and in the world
namjoon definitely does buy the huge stuffed bear for the corner of the room and often you catch seunghee asleep against it because she comes by the nursery so often to help you and hoseok make it perfect
because hoseok has a full time job that really requires all of his time and sometimes he canât be working on the nursery and marking essays at the same time :(
âhee, can you pass me the blankets from that box over there?â you point to a collection of boxes by the wardrobe and seunghee nods, practically running over
youâre both working on the nursery (itâs friday afternoon and classes are over, but unfortunately hoseok had to finish a meeting and heâs currently in his office ((at home)) finishing these essays for the weekend)
yoongi called and said heâd be round later because he wants to check in on honey (and you of course) and heâs also coming for dinner because itâs normal to invite jiminâs physics professor around
itâs totally fine
at this point you sort of forget that heâs a professor
yoongi has become like a permanent figure in your life since hoseok and you moved in
like flat 18, heâs literally always over
seunghee fishes out like three blankets because lord knows you have about three hundred thanks to haseul and namjoon and their impulsive buying
the nursery is basically finished at this point
all youâre doing is adding blankets and a few cute little pillows to the crib and then
hey pasta
itâs done :)
ây/n, i really canât wait for honey to be here.â
you turn slightly and see seunghee running her hands over the chester drawers, looking at the cute little decorations and pictures on the wall and the monkey mobile and, her favourite part, the little bee wall stickers that hoseok found and thought were cute (âwe call him honey, it seems fitting!â)
âme too,â you reply super honestly, setting down the blanket. âif you had told me at the start of september that iâd be here right now, in a house i own, pregnant with jung hoseokâs baby...i would have seriously laughed in your face.â
âiâm just...so happy that everything is working out for you!â
itâs time for seunghee to get especially sappy
âand i know that having a baby at twenty can be really hard and it hasnât been easy for you- but iâm 100% here for you whenever you need me and iâm so so so so happy that jimin introduced us as friends because i love having you in my lifeâŠ.even though you slept with my biology professorâŠ.itâs okayâŠ.i love you so muchâŠ.youâre like my sister and iâm so excited for honey have i said that iâm excited yet? cause i am!!!â
you blame pregnancy hormones because you start sobbing when seunghee blurts out all these lovely things
like how sheâs grateful to be helping you in the nursery and how she thinks you and hoseok are such a good match and how she misses having you around the flat <3
âseungheeâŠâ you bring her in for such a tight cuddle
seunghee is definitely that friend who even though sheâs older she feels like the little baby sister that you want to protect from all harm on earth
even though sheâs the oldest out of the flat 18 gang, you all look to her as like a baby sibling
(minus jeongguk that ONE TIME he made out with herâŠ.yes you remember the text message)
so youâre just hugging her in the middle of the nursery
hoseok is just about finished with essays and he refrains from like screaming out of joy
he loves being a professor but fucking hell
some of the GARBAGE his students write because they know heâs the cool professor who takes it easy on his kids
so heâs already packing everything away when he pauses
...is that...SQUEALING??
whatâs happening??????
he assumes the worst and ZOOMS out of the office towards the nursery where you and seunghee are
safe to say that heâs so thankful nothing bad is happening
youâre holding your stomach with the widest eyes and smile and seunghee is like SQUEALING LIKE A DAMN PIGLET
âis everything okay???? what happened???? is honey okay?????? are you okay?????â
he blinks so confused when you wave your hands at him and beckon him closer
âHE KICKED HEâS KICKING QUICK QUICK HOBI QUICK--â
HE CROSSES THE ROOM SO FAST
seunghee is like crying to the side of the room and hoseok has both hands on your stomach
honey stopped kicking when hoseok put his hands on there
and he was like :( oh
âmaybe he went to sleep?â seunghee doesnât want hoseok to feel bad about it
you put your hands over his and then stroke your tummy
âitâs okay, honey, itâs just daddy! say hi to daddy?â
hoseokâs like seconds away from crying
like omg R His Eyes Filling Up
but then
honey starts kicking again
VERY ENTHUSIASTICALLY
and hoseok goes from :â( to :âD in like 2 seconds
âoh my god he knows itâs me!!! hi honey!!!! hi!!!â
he drops to his knees so that he can be level with the stomach and around about where honey is kicking
âhi honey! itâs your daddy,â he puts on this really cute cooing voice Like the typical baby talk voice
seunghee is texting the flat like HONEY KICKED ME
âhe knows your voice,â you say with a little laugh, one hand on your tummy and the other threading through hoseokâs hair
âthis is amazing,â he mutters, and then kisses your tummy and smiles, âdid you feel that, honey? can you hear me?â
KICK KCIK CKICKCKCKCIC
âomg yes i think he can hear you holy SHIT-â
âdonât swear in front of honey!!!â
âhe HURTS!â
everybody forgot that jimin was still here because he was napping in the living room and so he comes in really late and is like âOMG HONEY IS KICKING? WHY DIDNâT ANYBODY TELL ME??â
honey seems to be familiar with a lot of voices
he obviously really likes mommyâs voice and when she talks to him he likes to kick every once in a while
honey really loves daddyâs voice because when hoseok does his daily chit-chat honey goes crazy
honey also knows jeonggukâs voice really well
jimin is afraid to go near honey because he kicked him when he went to kiss your tummy
he also kicked haseul but she was like âOOOH HE HEARD ME!!!!â and doesnât let it bother her because!!! she felt the kick!!!! thatâs her nephew!!!!
26 weeks (yawn)
itâs starting to hit
the Pregnancy Pains
up until now youâve been pretty blessed and actually itâs been a nice pleasant journey
but good grief itâs 4:56am and everything hurts
you physically cannot stay in bed any longer
for a moment you actually get really panicked because oh GOD labour is gonna be so much worse than this
like this is nothing
girl you have no idea whatâs coming
hoseok has learned to become a light sleeper
you have a really weird sleeping schedule during pregnancy and sometimes heâd wake up at 6am to go to work and youâre already up doing stuff and he gets home at like 6pm sometimes and youâre flat out, then waking up at 3am to continue the day because you were in agony
so when you wake up at (nearly) 5am on a SATURDAY heâs like already up
his body clock is so weird now thanks to you and your weird sleeping habits
âhurts?â hoseok asks rubbing your back as youâre slumped over the side of the bed. he barely catches a nod and kisses your temple and hugs you, âi read on that baby website that baths can help ease the pain sometimes. should i run one?â
you nearly CRY
âyes yes Yes please omg :(â
so thatâs how he got to where he is right now
sitting on the bathroom floor running a bath
heâs so careful to get the temperature right and he spends a good three minutes deciding which lush bath bomb is going to be used
(he settles on âhoney beeâ which was actually a gift he got you on valentines day but you never got around to using) ((he was skeptical because of the colours but baby is called honey so he thought it would be cute)) (((you loved it)))
you hobble into the bathroom and heâs just about finishing it up, running his fingers in the water to make sure itâs not toooOOO hot
you love watching the colours fizz in the bath and so naturally you have to be there to see it happen
seeing all the yellows was pretty exciting and hoseokâs just like :D watching you get happy by the colours
hoseok helps you get undressed as you just talk on and on and on
honestly
how do you have so much energy at like 5am in the morningâŠ
he canât help but notice how much you are GLOWING
like he hasnât really seen many pregnant women
if any at all besides you
but you really look so pretty and natural and just wow heâs full of love
as you sit down in the bath, you grip onto his hand as he moves to get more comfortable and youâre like âdo you wanna get in with me!!!â
âbaby, i donât think iâm gonna fit.â
âyou will i promise, get in here!â
heâs skeptical
âyea...i donât think im gonna fit, love.â
oh he does
he fits
if he fits he sits and he FITS
he really underestimated how wide this bath was and he sits with his back near the taps and youâre facing him
you have enough room to put your legs on either side of him and youâre like sitting between his legs and in all honesty the tummy is the only thing between you and him and his dick
but like youâve seen it before you donât care
and he certainly doesnât care about seeing any bits of you bc your his bABY thats his GIRL
âthis smells amazing.â
âyeah, smells like-â
âhoney!â
with hoseok being like. a full time professor and with you trying to make it to classes in between awful pregnancy pains, itâs hard to find time to spend with you because heâs really busy
sometimes you do actually go to class and end up like falling asleep on the desk and professor choi is like torn between letting you stay there or sending jeongguk to get you and take you home
âthank you for this, hoseok.â
:D âhey, hey, hey...anytime you need anything, i will do it, okay?â
âi know babe and youâve been so so so so helpful these past few months and i know it must have been hard and a big adjustment but im just so glad youâre here and that weâre raising a family together like this means so much to me that youâre here with me and i just love you a LOT okay like a lot-â
ây/n l/n!â hoseok playfully cuts you off and holds your face in his hands (his signature pussy-throbbing move)
his hands are wet and now so is your face but you really donât care
âyou are,â he continues, âthe love of my life. i couldnât let you do this alone. meeting you, being with you- starting a family with you has been one of the best experiences of my whole life. and i wouldnât change that for anything!!! i love you so much, and i love you even when youâre cranky, and i love you when you ask for really disgusting things to eat, and i love you when you sing to honey in the mornings. iâm just...so in love with you and honey, i canât even put it into words!!!â
and he starts speaking so damn fast
like you BARELY catch it
âand youâre thebest thing that has ever happened to me and introducing you to my family was the proudest moment of my life and weâre gonna be the best parents ever and god i love you more than anything i would Die for you.â
âŠ
iâŠ
damnâŠ
â...i think writing a best selling book is probably more worthy of pride than boring old me.â
âbooks are like a ten man job thing. you and me and honey are a two person job thing and iâm so proud of us, so proud of you :(â
he draws you in with a really soft kiss and its so. soft. and nice.
yep his dick is right up against honey right now
honey, sweetie, im so sorry oh god close your eyes baby close ur eyes
âŠ
âwe should get out soon bc this water is looking really ugly.â
âyeah i agree letâs get outâ
30 weeks :3
<Y/N has created a new chat!>
from haseul: eye
from y/n: baby shower. 2 weeks time. my house. bring gifts or food
from y/n: preferably mustard sandwiches or sardines :)
from guk: thats fucking NASTY nobody bring that
from hoseok: last week she wanted meatballs and milkâŠâŠâŠâŠ.
from guk: do pregnant women deserve rights? be honest
from y/n: well looks like guk is no longer invited :)
from guk: NO PLS
from seunghee: YEAH BOIIIIII I HAVE SO MANY GIFTS
from yoongi: why did y/n just privately message me asking for blended sardines Hell nah pregnant women dont deserve rights
from y/n: WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN RN :(
from hoseok: so! bring cakes !!!!!!
from namjoon: i have the best gift ever Not To Brag
from jimin: hi professor min how do you like the weather today
<y/n has removed jimin from the chat>
from y/n: can you let taehyung know the date? i dont have his number but he gave really warm hugs when i last saw him and i want another one
from y/n: tell him to bring his girlfriend too she looks like sheâll bring me a good gift
from hoseok: omg im dating a gold diggerâŠ.
32 weeks !!!!!!!
âbaby showers are technically just a way for the mom to get gifts. this is technically baby exploitation-â
âoh my god jeongguk if you donât shut up im gonna shove this stick of celery up ur assâ
not that youâre ready to admit it to anybody
but yeah you organised a baby shower just to get gifts
itâs really only small
in comparison to your gender reveal party which was quite large
and even though a lot of expecting moms like having âwomen onlyâ baby showers
you realise that you really want hoseok to be there
heâs been as important in the process as you have and you wouldnât want him to feel left out
so this baby shower is open to everybody
again itâs only small: attendees are hoseok, yoongi, namjoon, seokjin, flat 18, hoseokâs mom and sister, your sister and mom, taehyung and his gf and professor choi because she was so excited
that seems quite large but in comparison to the gender reveal party this is really quite small and humble
âi canât believe itâs almost been 8 months already,â haseul says, already starting on the cupcakes
jimin has started baking things more frequently to keep himself busy during exam season
âmhm!!! not long now!!!â
thankfully hoseokâs mom and sister get on really well together with your family and professor choi is like boring yoongi to death talking about something art related
namjoon and seokjin are taking a look at the finished nursery because hoseokâs really proud of how it turned out
itâs time to open gifts uwu!!!
most of the gifts are for honey
thankfully everybody stuck to the cream theme and thereâs a lot of cute cream things for honey to wear and use when heâs born
seunghee keeps buying monkey related things for honey meanwhile haseul is hung up on bees
namjoon buys a lot of bear things
you just hope that honey doesnât grow up as a furry
jimin and jeongguk are the friends who buy those cringey weirdly inappropriate baby shirts that have quotes like, âdaddyâs fastest swimmer!â or like onesies that say âmy favourite food is titty!â
you sit there like what the FUCK is this
and jeongguk is like âitâs a shirt !!! honey will look so cute in it!!â
âhONEY IS NOT WEARING A SHIRT THAT SAYS THAT WHAT KIND OF MOM DO YOU THINK I AM??â
yoongi is weirdly fashionable with his baby clothes
like he has a thing for those teddy coats and he bought like eight in different colours
âhoney might like red, you donât know yet.â
namjoon and seokjin together :( give the cutest gift :(
âoK so most professors end up writing books and stuff-â side eye at hoseok - âand so i just thought that, well, honey is gonna wanna grow up reading and stuff so i made this book!!! well, we made this book. everyone helped somehow and jeongguk drew the pictures and itâs just a little something for honey to grow up with readingâ
you wanna cry
hoseok wants to cry
haseul cries
itâs not even for her but she cries
âits JUST REALLY THOUGHTFUL OKAY?â
you think it ends there with everybody giving gifts
but oh no
no
hoseok has a gift??????????????
âthis gift is for mommyâ he says with a bright smile and out the corner of your eye yoongi is squirming with a smirk
...what does he know that you donâtâŠ.
your sister is also smilingâŠâŠ
whereâs ashton kutcherâŠâŠ.
you unwrap this little box and open it and
wow
OOOOOOOOOF
youâre so still staring at this really gorgeously simple ring that you donât even notice hoseok getting down on one knee
HASEUL IS REALLY CRYING RN
âwith honey close on the way, i figured i ought to ask before things get crazy.â
omg you brave looking at him and hes got that look again
THE FOND LOOK
AND YOUR EYES START FILLING UP
ây/n l/n i love you and i wanna spend the rest of my life with you :â) will you marry me?â
there is not a dry eye amongst flat 18 right now
haseul actually has to go outside because omg sheâs so happy for you
seunghee teared up a little bit and jimin cried but then started laughing
jeongguk is being so dramatic about it
heâs crying as if his pet dog just died
âi...cant believeâŠ.my girl is all grown upâŠ.i cant...breathe rn omgâŠ..can someone get me a drink?â
35 weeks :o
finals are here
but since jeongguk and haseul are art (sort of) majors their finals were earlier than other subjects
and so you decide to brave life and visit flat 18 :â)
you see a bunch of people on the way there because apparently a lot of people live off campus and walk at the same time as you
like why is everybody here rn
at this point you get a few more stares because
omg is that y/n l/n sheâs HUGE!!!!!
youâre genuinely past caring at this point
youâre huge and your pregnant and youâre confident
jeongguk and haseul are the only ones at flat 18 when you arrive
it feels weird being back but itâs nice because flat 18 was once your home
your room hasnât really changed much and you discover that . sometimes taehyung stops round and crashes in YOUR ROOM???
and if itâs not taehyung then it can be any one of their friends they invite around
which youâre only slightly hurt about
âjesus CHRIST youâre massive!!!â
âthanks jeongguk that makes me feel soOoooO good about myself <3â
âNO, fuck,â and he pauses because thereâs a No Swearing Policy around honey since itâs not apparent that since he can hear everything he can probably hear jeongguk swearing too. âi just meant that! wow honey got really big :D not long now!! five more weeks until due date!!!â
haseul plops down on the other side of you
âi canât wait until heâs here,â she says. âlittle honey is already the size of a pineapple- which is really crazy to think about!!â
itâs nice to spend some time with your friends after like weeks of being with hoseok
and donât get me wrong you LOVE hoseok with like every single cell inside your body
but itâs nice to have some You time
and You time has always involved flat 18 like theyâre drugs and youâre the addict you genuinely canât be away from them because it starts to hit you hard :-(
haseul is like halfway through telling you something when you Feel it
and it feels Disgusting
you freeze and look down at your stomach
and you watch as honey makes a grand appearance
honey sort of ârolls overâ and for a moment everyone is like >:O as honeyâs whole body is visible moving across your stomach and itâs literally like thereâs an ALIEN inside of you
âOMG OMGOGG that was so beautiful!!! honey, do it again for me, we have to film this for your dada!!â haseul runs to get her phone
meanwhile guk is looking at your stomach like âWHAT THE FUCK WAS THATâ
âi dont know but it felt weirdâ
âIT LOOKED LIKE YOUR STOMACH WAS GONNA EXPLODEâ
you bet that honey is like giggling inside
honey: 1 jeongguk: 0
39 weeksâŠ
at 39 weeks, with the due date so close by, you start to feel like something is really wrong
you did some research and while contractions were normal, this pain doesnât really feel like contractions?
âbaby please talk to me, i need to know what hurts so i can call the hospital and let them know.â
hoseok has never ever had to take a call in lecture before but this time he had to
he is so frantic that he set the lecture to a task and really quietly answered the phone at the front of the class
nobody is stupid and theyâre all aware that hoseok and yourself are having a baby and so they really donât mind that their lecture is being paused by you crying on the phone
âi-i-i donât know...my body hurts and i can feel h-honey moving but he feels stuck or something...hoseok s-something is wrong i think i need to go to the hospital right nowâ
hoseok goes into full blown panicked dad mode
seunghee is sitting at the front of the lecture like, âhose-i mean, professor jung, do you need me to go and get another professor?â
he doesnât reply, obviously distressed, and so she ends up waking up yoongi from a nap saying that she thinks maybe youâre going into early labour???
yoongi lets the head of the department know that hoseok has go to like right now and he enters the lecture hall like, âhoseok you need to go and see if sheâs okay, donât worry, iâll try and go through the rest of the slides, just go, everything is fineâ
and so hoseok BOLTS out of the lecture hall
forgets to set homework
and runs across campus to the car-park whilst still on the phone
(yoongi lets the class go because he really doesnât know SHIT about Behaviour and Physiology of Organisms)
when hoseok and yourself end up at the hospital you realise that itâs not labour like seunghee thinks but things are equally as worrying
honey is currently in the breech position
âmost babies are supposed to have moved at around 36-37 weeks, so it is alarming that your baby is still in breech, miss l/n,â the nurse is particularly sympathetic as she lets you and hoseok know
youâre totally lost but hoseok is holding your hand so tight and is so so worried
itâs not really the end of the world that honey is feet first but itâs problematic and means that labour is gonna be a bit more difficult
âwell what does this mean? is he okay?â
âyour baby is fine, itâs his position that is concerning. it will be more difficult to birth the baby because of his position in the womb- what is more concerning is that we were aware of this at your last scan. last time we saw you, miss l/n, your baby was in the footling breech position. of course, it was possible that he might shift during the time away, but he is now in the flexed breech.â
âw-wellâŠ.what does that mean? is he gonna be okay?â
âwhen you are in labour, we will have two options; we can either go through with a vaginal breech birth, or a caesarean birth, depending on how willing he is to come out.â
when hoseok squeezes your hand you just. cry a little bit
âi dont wanna hurt him omg i dont want to have a c section either wtf i thought iâd just have to push him out oh noâ
hoseok is feeling awful :( because what is he supposed to do :(
âso what should we do?â he asks really timidly
the nurse frowns and cleans up her things, âi would only suggest going home and staying at home until due date. it really is not recommended that we induce labour naturally but you need to be very careful. your son is not willing to turn on his own or with our help, so we will see what the situation is like during your very early stages of labour and we can discuss what method we go through with. are we leaning more towards a vaginal birth, miss l/n?â
youâre all snotty and sniffly but you nod. âplease :( i really donât wanna be cut open i saw what bella had to go through and im not doing thatâ
hoseok scoffs âtwilight is not a reliable pregnancy source, baby.â
âi do believe that bella had no real pregnancy equipment and that her vampire husband had to cut the baby out of her without any sort of painkillers. in a worse case scenario, you do have to go through with a caesarean birth, you will be safe and we will do our best to relieve the pain for you.â
well thatâs reassuring
when you two get home after a long day of panicking youâre incredibly alarmed to find that flat 18, hoseokâs close friends and your sister are all at your house like ??????? what are YOU DOING HERE
itâs like the spiderman meme
âwhat am i doing here??? i LIVE HERE??? what are YOU DOING HERE????â
âseunghee and yoongi said you were in labour???â
âwell im not!!??? why would you think i was in labour?â
seunghee gets really defensive âUM hoseok was like on the verge of a mental breakdown at the front of the classroom and so it made sense that you were in labour?? im sorry???? at least weâre all here???â
you end up having to explain to a whole bunch of people that youâre NOT about to birth a pumpkin sized baby yet
but itâs really hard telling them that honey is like the wrong way :(
surprisingly itâs jimin and the married kims who are most worried about it
jimin just thinks that this means honey is like in real bad danger and heâs like omg :( my son from another mum :( wtf is honey okay?
and the married kims are never going to go through birth like this and so they do feel really alarmed
after hoseok reassures them that everything is (hopefully) okay everyone is sitting there like
:) ok what now
â....shall we order chinese food?â guk suggests
and so you all end up piled in the living room in weird positions watching hellâs kitchen whilst eating chinese food because :) might as well :)
40 WEEKS
your due date is like 4 days away
and youâve been lying awake with really bad contractions for like 2 hours
but youâre so indignant like you refuse to believe you could be going into labour
hoseok is awake too and omg heâs doing his best
like he just doesnât know how to help besides hugging you
and he does hug you like so closely and his hands running up and down your side and heâs like humming in your ear to try and take your mind off it
âi feel like im gonna fucking SHIT myself wtfâ
he cant help but laugh sometimes, âwanna try for the toilet, baby?â
and youâre like âyeah im not really in the mood for like POOPINg in our bed is that okay?â
heâs already up and getting ready to help you walk across the room
lately youâve been really wobbly whilst walking and in a lot of pain so he does whatever he can to help
heâs at the bottom of the bed and youâve just stood up
âŠ.
huh
âi think i just peed myself?â
âwhat? why?â
âi didnt mean to!!!â
and you glance down
and wow thats a lot of pee
âŠ
OH
âOH MY FUCKING GOD MY WATER JUST BROKEâ
and oh my god hoseok has NEVER MOVED SO FAST IN HIS ENTIRE LIFE
he rushes to get all his things and honestly your stuff has been in the living room for the past week just in case
all you need now is to spend at least fifteen minutes trying to decide which book to take because obviously youâre gonna have loooaaaads of time to read
âY/N YOU DONT NEED THE BOOK COME ON HONEY IS COMING WE HAVE TO GOOOOOâ
what makes hoseok more panicked is the fact that yOUâre panicked
âomg y/n please calm down iâm driving as fast as i can please please please omgâ
âI CANT WHY IS HE COMING NOW HEâS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE YETâ
hoseok crosses like 2 red lights and heâs freaking out double
âI JUST BROKE THE LAWâ
âOKAY AND IM HAVING A FUCKING BABY SO KEEP DRIVING MISTER!!!â
youâre an angry birther
as he drives you decide to call jeongguk through the car because #technology
he answers like immediately
âhi babe whats upâ
âJEONGGUK IM HAVING A BABY RIGHT NOW PLEASE COME TO THE HOSPITALâ
âwhat wha-WHAT OH MY FUCKING GOD HEâS COMING??â
âYES PLEASE TELL EVERYBODY- oh fuck hobi it hurtSSSS i wanna go home im not pushing him out yet-â
in the background guk has dropped his phone and is literally screaming around the house
in the back you can hear all of the flat screaming together because HONEY IS COMING
nobody is calm
when yoongi finds out he literally does not know what to do
when you hang up mid sentence he sits staring at the wall like â....omgâ
quite literally everybody is a little stressed out when youâre at the hospital
your room is really nice and youâre like âoh wow hoseok you really spoiled me here, too bad i canât enjoy it because im pushing out a WATERMELONâ
obviously because honey is bum first instead of head first things are a little complicated
youâre actually really far in labour already like your mom said it took her like 5 hours to have your sister but turns out itâs been like 32 minutes exactly since your waters broke at home and the nurses seem to think youâre ready now
âNOW??? AS IN RIGHT NOW!!!â
âyep!! letâs bring your son into the world!!â
you discover by simply listening to the nurses that youâre going to be attempting an assisted breech vaginal birth and immediately you get panicked and flustered
you promised haseul and seunghee that they could be there during the birth :(
you had offered it to guk at first but he was like âi am nOT ready to see your vagina iâm sorryâ and jimin said he wasnât sure if he was up for seeing you in a lot of pain during the birth
and yoongi didnât really want to be there for it because heâs a bit like both guk and jimin
hoseok didnât mind at all that seunghee and haseul were asked to be there
in fact he was really encouraging of that fact
because both of them were there since the start
like
they watched u pee on those pregnancy tests
so youâre getting really anxious because what if honey comes before theyâre here
âmiss l/n i need you to breathe for me- please control your breathing! are miss l/nâs scheduled guests here?â
â...theyâre in the lobby right now. theyâre on their way, miss l/n. keep doing those breathing exercises- yes, there we go!â
hoseok is being nothing but supportive
heâs wiping down your head and holding your hand so tight
âyouâre doing amazing, baby, youâre so so brave, i love youâ
FINALLY haseul and seunghee bust through the doors
guk, jimin and yoongi are currently like milling around somewhere and your parents and hoseokâs parents have been told the news by guk and yoongi
youâre really fucking scared to have this baby
you did the stupid thing of googling what happens during a breech birth and it made you have a full blown panic attack after reading that honey could die during delivery
now that everything is ready for birth youâre really so scared that honey might not make it
before the midwives prop up your legs on the stirrups you take a good amount of gas an air
an epidural was suggested but hoseok knows that itâs not going to make that much of a difference for honey
and you just want to get him out of you quite honestly Nobody has time for an epidural like just get him out
hoseok feels AWFUL when youâre literally screaming in agony over honey
seunghee and haseul are being so encouraging but all hoseok can do is like stare with tears in his eyes because oh no WHAT HAS HE DONE
the midwives encourage you also with a hands off approach until honeyâs bum and bottom half is out
their so vocal and warm like âyouâre doing amazing, y/n, just keep pushing!! i can see his feet!!!â
and so you just go for it
youâre mentally praying you donât like pass out from pushing too hard or worse, shit all over the bed because apparently THATâS A THING
youâre too busy crying to notice that the midwives look really shocked when honeyâs bottom half is out
hoseok gets curious and decides to make sure honey is okay
and he looks and is like âoh WHAT THE FUCK?â
only he doesnât actually say that
actually he doesnât say anything
âkeep pushing, y/n, h-heâs almost out.â
why are they so hesitant
oh god it hurts so bad
you want to die
you donât want to have a baby anymore
and then finally
RELEASE
you feel like you canât breathe but oh my god
the sound of honey SCREAMING is like music to your ears because
HEâS OKAY
but why is everyone acting so WEIRD
you peer up over your legs and take a glance at honey like squirming in the midwives hands
and
oh
Oh WHAT THE FU-
âoh my god his penis fell off!!!!!!!â
honey is a GIRL???????????
HOW DID THIS EVEN HAPPEN???????
you donât really care that itâs not a boy but like. YOU THOUGHT SHE WAS A BOY
regardless the midwives do their thing and hoseok is back next to you like :O
âyou did so well iâm so proud of you i love you so much- you did it! you did it youâre okay honey is okay!â
âhoney is a GIRL?â
haseul is torn between being sad and happy because she wanted it to be a girl she kNEW FROM THE START THAT HONEY WAS DESTINED TO BE A GIRL
it turns out that the sonographer was never 100% on it being a boy and all this time the âpenisâ was probably just a toe or something or a glitch
because honey is definitely a little girl
a precious beautiful little baby girl
hoseokâs baby girl
he totally cries
no
he WEEPS
there are no dry eyes in the birthing room rn
honey is so gorgeous
she definitely has hoseokâs features like she has his eyes and his nose and his ears :(
the midwives let mommy hold honey for a little while
âskin to skin is very important!!! sheâs not a little boy like expected, but sheâs a perfectly healthy baby!â
if she wasnât covered in disgusting gloop you would have kissed her all over
but as a mother that instinct is there
you kiss her forehead and her hands and youâre looking up at hoseok like what the fuck we mADE THIS PRECIOUS LITTLE HUMAN
hoseok is crying as if he just had to endure twenty five minutes of agony and had his vagina ripped open
heâs just so happy right now
thats his kid
HIS
THATS HIS BABY GIRL
HIS TWO BABY GIRLS!!!!!
his emotions have been a big fat rollercoaster like it went from panic when your water broke to major panic when seunghee and haseul hadnât arrived and then horror when you were like screaming in agony and then shock when he thought that honeyâs penis has fallen off during BIRTH because NOBODY EXPECTED HONEY TO PULL THE BIGGEST PLOT TWIST OF THE YEAR
now heâs like over the moon heâs so so so so happy
the nurses help get the placenta out but honestly youâre just numbed like you barely register it shooting out
âokay daddy, wanna cut the cord?â
heâs like âno i really dont it looks like a big weird wormâ
he still does it anyway
itâs a weirdly fulfilling experience
when itâs time to clean up little honey, you finally break the news to everyone outside
theyâre in a mild state of utter confusion
guk is like âwell what happened? did it like. grow inside? where did it go?â
and jiminâs like âoh. so it was just a toe or somethingâ
guk is really a little bit disappointed because he wanted a boy so badly but !!! a baby girl !!! a niece!!!!!
(he figures honey will like dinosaurs and naruto all the same as what boy honey would have)
hoseok has made the bed his bed also
heâs snuggled next to you and you have honey on your chest and sheâs sleeping so soundly :â)
âhave you guys picked a name?â
guk is halfway through eating the fruit salad that haseul made before leaving to get here on time (âyou were late because you were making A FRUIT BOWL?â âIM SORRY I WAS HALFWAY THROUGH MAKING IT AND I COULDNâT JUST LEAVE ITâ)
you and hoseok hadnât thought much about it to be honest
although you had talked about it a few weeks earlier
(âi like the name jiyun for a boyâ hoseok had said one evening. the two of you had decided that honey should have a korean name like their daddy and you were a-okay with it!! for the sake of your family you were willing to give him or her an english name that you were still undecided on.
you tested out the name. âjiyun. jung jiyun. omg it sounds really cute! what does it mean!!â
âhmm it can mean many things usually, but its usually meaning happiness and posterity, soft sleekness.â
âoh, so itâs one of THOSE names where it has like three meanings.â
âyeah :Dâ
you laugh. âokay, and how about a girl?â
âhow come IâM the one making the decisions???â
âiâm saying yes or no, iâm helping!!â
hoseok huffs and hugs you closer. âuhh, okay. well. me and yoongi had talked about this, and he agreed that yeojin is a cute name. jung yeojin. it means beautiful and precious.â
you...fall in love with that name
ângl i kinda want honey to be a girl now.â
âomg just for the NAME??? thats cheapâ)
you nod at guk sleepily
the room is actually sort of filled with people
because hoseok wrote a book and was on tv heâs Hashtag special
flat 18 are in the room rn because yoongi had to run to pick up namjoon and seokjin and your parents are still like. not ready or here
hoseokâs family couldnât be here because they were vacationing in europe and their flight got cancelled
âjung yeojin!â
everyone is really satisfied with that name
âare you giving her an english name, too?â seunghee asks, sitting next to the bed with her finger tucked in yeojinâs grasp
you have this twinkle in your eye as you smile down at yeojin and then up at hoseok
âi think the name honey has quite a ring to it, donât you think?â
hoseok canât smile any wider holy fuck
âmhm. i couldnât agree more.â
(seokjin and namjoon arrive later than expected, but seokjin cries as if he was there for the entire thing.)
this. took. so . long. to. upload. but. i . love /. it
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A collection of discourse/vent asks
So over the last few weeks weâve gotten a bunch of discourse/vent asks, mostly from people frustrated at the number of events in the fandom and/or how theyâre being managed. We understand that people turn to us because weâre the ones in the thick of all these events, but please keep in mind that this isnât a discourse blog. Weâll answer all the asks we have in one shot in this post (under a cut) because we donât want people thinking weâre ignoring them or donât care about what theyâre saying, but after this we wonât be answering such asks publicly anymore. In the future weâd ask that if you have a grievance regarding events in this fandom please either talk to us in private about it (send an off-anon ask to this blog or DM Mod Pidge at @ace-pidge) or make a separate post about it on your blog. If you just want to anonymously vent/rant at someone may we suggest something like @vld-rage-confessions
Thanks for understanding <3
- Mods Pidge & Shiro
Anonymous said: 12 days ago regarding that anon complaining about event capacity, I think it might be helpful to also bring up a discussion about how certan events are run. Some events are run very smoothly by mods that are mature and act professional, while others are either run by well-intentioned newbies or people who don't have the skill to run the event they are. I have had to drop out of several bangs because the mods have refused to use email for sign-ups or check-ins, instead forcing all the work on participants1/2
2/2 They put all of the responsibility for both creating the piece, communicating with partners and performing check-ins on the participants and then people drop out due to poor communication and confusion. I have asked mods to please use email and send out confirmation / check-in emails and many have been rude and self-righteous about it, calling those that ask for better modding skills lazy or entitled. I am frustrated since I have always handed my work in on time, but have had to drop
3/2 from events due to absolute silence on the part of mods. It is not good practice to run your entire event out of tumblr / twitter and expect all participants to keep checking your blog / check in with you. It is teh responsibility of mods to send out emails and check in with participants, not the other way around. it is the responsibility of mods to make sure the communication is there, and the responsibility of participants to do the work and hand it in.
4/2(sorry) I don't wnat to make a c=major call-out post or shame particular people, but I feel like this is a trend that needs to stop. Certain events (big bangs, I've noticed) are being run like drag-and-drop set-and-forget events that mods don't need to put effort in to beyond putting up a tumblr. Running a big bang is a HUGE amount of effort and if you're not willing to put the effort in to run it properly, you run the risk of burning the entire community. We need to focus on a few well-run events. Sorry, finished. (no need to publish this ask)
I think this is a very good point and in fact I was partly thinking of this ask when I made my events etiquette post with my list of advice to organizers and participants. The importance of good and consistent communication during events simply cannot be understated, itâs what will make or break your event
Anonymous said: 12 days ago thank you so much for posting the thing about too many events. i'm thinking about not accepting zines if i get in because i don't think they'll sell and i don't want to work on something for nothing and i don't know how to get that across to these mods because they think selling a hundred is good but i get more kudos on my ao3 fics than that
Honestly the situation with zines has me particularly worried, because there is actual money involved. In previous fandoms Iâve only ever seen a few zines overall, never this many and all at once. It really does saturate the market. The last thing anyone wants is for people to put in all that work only for it to flop at the end because few people actually order it. Itâs not any one person or zineâs fault, because all of them have neat concepts and themes. The problem is in having them all at once.
Anonymous said: 12 days ago I don't know how recently the problems with dropouts have started getting worse, but it could also have something to do with school starting back in a lot of places. If students didn't think about school starting or didn't expect to have more work this year than last year, they might be dropping stuff because of that. Oversaturation is definitely a problem we have, but things might even out a little bit in a few weeks once people adjust and it might get a little bit better? Hopefully?
Thatâs definitely a possibility. As Iâve said in the past itâs very important to consider your long-term life/work/school schedule when considering whether to run or sign up for an event. I have noticed in the past week or two less new events have popped up, so either Iâm not finding them lol, or weâre heading into a lull which will hopefully allow things to even out
Anonymous said: 12 days ago on top of "too many events", there are a lot of /competiting/ events. 3 keith zines (for example) are all gonna compete with each other, period. people only have so much money to give, so someone buying 1 keith zine can't spend THAT SAME money on the other 2. (nor can they spend it on a lance zine, klance zine, etc). thinking these don't compete is the 1st mistake. creators are gonna spend time making things no one will buy and the mods are gonna lose money producing it.
Yeah, I touched briefly on the situation with zines a bit further up. I think the one saving grace for these zines is that while they may all be in production more or less at the same time they donât go on sale at the same time. But I definitely hear you. We all want all the zines to do well, but like you say people arenât made of money
Anonymous said: 12 days ago confession: im in an event run by the worst mod ever and its incredibly fucking frustrating. it feels like they dont give a shit about the event. i applied to their zine before i knew that but if i get accepted i WONT participate and in the rejection i will tell them why (its been over a month). they havent done ANY check ins as scheduled have basically disappeared and my artist hasnt replied either. im so mad i want to cry and drop out and never do an event again. this hurts us too you know
Aw Nonny Iâm so sorry youâre stuck in this situation... The flipside of poor event management is fandom creators like you being turned off from participating in projects and thatâs really upsetting. Fandom events should be a source of fun and creativity, not stress and anxiety. Iâm so sorry, I hope in the meantime since you sent this your situation has improved ;A;
Anonymous said: 12 days ago Guys please don't encourage mods who are continuously late on their dates or end up canceling their event due to their poor planning. I get that you want to treat them well but not giving honest feedback ("please keep to the schedule in the future" or "I'm disappointed this was cancelled") tells them that there are no consequences to their bad management. But there are: one week only had 2 participants. Zines aren't making money. Too many events + bad mods = poor participation. I'm sick of it.
This is important. If the way something is being run isnât working itâs important to say so, otherwise how will the mod grow and learn to do better in the future. I know it feels like âcalling outâ but it needs to be said. Seeing an event to completion is a partnership between the organizer(s) and the participants and both sides need to be proactive and be willing to listen to each other
Anonymous said: 10 days ago My 2 cents on the events discourse: they're optional so don't sign up. Personally I'm sick of having shitty mods and terrible experiences so i won't be doing anymore vld events. Sucks because i love fandom events but apparently no one who runs them gets the point of them so...
Yeah, Iâm seeing more and more people saying theyâre just not gonna participate in anything anymore and it sucks that itâs come to this. I totally understand though ://
Anonymous said: 8 days ago dear people who follow QC: we do not have unlimited money. zines for profit are going to continue to do worse because more people will hit their spending limits. we do not need multiple character zines, ship zines, or race zines (galran/altean/etc). if you think galra keith, nature keith and gen keith don't compete with both each other AND the lance zines then please take an econ class before launching. we have plenty more seasons, let's not run this fandom into the ground, shall we?
Anonymous said: 6 days ago I'm quitting fandom events. There are so many bad mods and it's made this experience really terrible for me. I'm telling you in hopes that you publish this ask so people who see it will think about if they're modding for 15 min of fame or if they're taking it seriously. Enough is enough
I think Iâve pretty much said everything further up, so Iâll just leave these last two ones here like this
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FAQ
Name? Pronouns?
Jess and she/her is good with me!
How old are you?
Iâm 25!
Where do you live? What timezone are you in?
I live in Vancouver, Canada! And my timezone is Pacific Time (PST/PDT or PT)
What are these âstreamsâ you speak of and how can I participate?
Iâve been streaming Haikyuu via Rabbit! Itâs really fun, we watch Haikyuu (I use the term âwatchâ loosely) and we can chat on the side. It always turns into a big meme. You can participate by keeping an eye out for my âStreaming Now!â posts! I donât have a schedule so itâs pretty sporadic. In the future Iâll be streaming other anime if anyone is interested. (Boku No Hero Academia, the Haikyuu dub etc.)
If it is x-time where I live what time is it there?
GOOGLE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND!Â
Will you make x gif for me?
Sure! It will probably take a while though. Iâm a big procrastinator. Also if I have to search for a clip it will take longer because I am also lazy. It helps if you know which episode the clip is in so if you can tell me that your gif will be made WAYYYY FASTER and it wont sit in my ask box mocking me anymore which is nice.
Can I repost your gifs? Can I use your gifs as my banner?
Please donât repost my gifs on tumblr! I spend time making them, so when you take them and post them as your own itâs not very fair to me. As for banners, go ahead! You can credit me if you want, but you donât have to! :)
Where did you download your Haikyuu episodes from?
https://nyaa.si/Â !
What do you use to make your gifs?
I use Photoshop CC 2017!
Why didnât you answer my ask?
I get a lot of asks! If I didnât answer yours it could be for any number of reasons, maybe the topic was irrelevant at the time I actually got to your ask (im sorry), itâs on my âto answer laterâ list because I want to include a gif or something, or maybe it made me angry and I deleted it. Iâm a human person and I can choose whether or not to answer your ask. Most of the time I am DOWN TO CHAT AND DISCUSS THINGS but if it turns discoursey or you say something intentionally hurtful/negative I will probably ignore you. OR MAYBE I DIDNâT EVEN GET YOUR ASK? Because Tumblr likeS to eat them sometimes.
Can I message you/send you an ask about random things and tag you in stuff I think youâll like?
Of course! Tagging is a tiny bit problematic though because my activity feed is never-ending so if you REALLY want me to see something AND FAST send me a DM. Or tweet me!
What are your Haikyuu ships?
HONESTLY I SHIP EVERYTHING. EVERY. THING. But my faves are Bokuaka, Bokuroo, Iwaoi, Ukatake, Kagehina, Daisuga, Asanoya, Kinkage, Tensemi, Sarukomi, Matsuhana, Kurotsuki, Akakuroo, Bokutsukki, Bokuken but also⊠e v ery⊠thingâŠ.....
Do you have any NOTPS?
NOPE
Do you have any fic recs?
YES! Fic recs #1 & Fic recs #2! I will be making more lists like this in the future, too.
What other anime do you like/have you seen?
Boku No Hero Academia, Mob Psycho 100, One Punch Man, Yuri On Ice, Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-Kun, Miss Kobayashiâs Dragon Maid, Ore Monogatari, Bungou Stray Dogs, Sailor Moon, Inuyasha, Death Note and thereâre more but thatâs the bulk of it.
Will you reblog x for me or promo me? (blog rate posts, etc)
I would rather not! Nothing against you, but I donât want to suddenly feel like I have to post or reblog everything that someone sends me.Â
Can I send you headcanons?
YES!!! Just please no angst.
Will you be doing more giveaways in the future?
( ͥ° ÍÊ ÍĄÂ°) Maybe...Â
CAN I TALK TO YOU ABOUT BOKUTO KOUTAROU?
YES, IN FACT ITâS MANDATORY ON THIS BLOG
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