#fukudad

[autumnleaf1111]

14 old Ranpo: Fukuzawa-San, is it ok to kiss another boy?

Fukuzawa: Fuck no!

Ranpo: is it because you hate gay people :/

Fukuzawa: No, it’s because you’re 14, and the only thing you should be using your mouth for are these Burger King pancakes I just bought for dinner.

Ranpo:……

Fukuzawa: as soon as you turn 16, you can play lip guitar with whoever you want, but right now, you need to eat the pancakes.

Ranpo: ಥ_ಥ (O.O)

[silver-lining-on-raven-wings]

Father's Day, 2024

In my country, I'm on time (and anyway, tomorrow's our own official Father's Day, so it works out even if it's technically the 17th :P)

Here's an overall tribute to FukuDad and his precious son ^^

Along with general tidbits that I love to revisit since they solidify just how strong/wholesome their bond is...

[asingleflyingfuck]

Random BSD Headcanons bc I have thoughts and don’t feel like sorting them

ALL SFW & NO TW/CWs

I’m probably not going to elaborate in this post but probably in another or let me know if there are specific ones you want me to elaborate on

I’m starting with my trans headcanons bc of a tiktok and it’s all that’s been on my mind

Transfem Sigma is great and I love it but I raise you

Intersex Sigma

Thank you @/skyj80 on tiktok for this one

Also from video: Transmasc Kunikida

He gives off strong he/they energy

You know who else gives off he/they energy?

POE

Also enby Ranpo

Specifically amab

Will probably elaborate on that one at some point

Also transfem Lucy and Kouyou

I LOVE TRANSFEM KOUYOU

ALSO TRANSMASC FUKUZAWA

GIVE ME MORE OLDER TRANS CHARACTERS PLEASE

Transmasc Chuuya has my heart

Also genderfluid Dazai

Wouldn’t give a fuck about pronouns

I know I said I wouldn’t elaborate but I have to for one part of this

It’s like kind of related but could also not be

Dazai in dresses but can’t wear heels for shit

He’s like a baby deer trying to walk

Y’all see how he’s built

Chuuya on the other hand

Walks like a fucking pro

Moving on

AUTISM

I have it so they must have it

Kunikida (obvi)

Ranpo and Poe (tism4tism but opposite parts of the spectrum)

Speaking of Ranpo

I think Fukuzawa is allistic OR undiagnosed

Super supportive tho and does tons of research and asking Ranpo questions and for his opinion on things

Akutagawa but he masks

Like this man masks so fucking hard

Def elaborating later

Speaking of masking

Dazai

Will also be elaborating

Oda

Probably won’t elaborate

Louisa. May. Alcott.

I cant think of any others rn but if I do they’ll be in an elaborated post

Moving on once again to just some general headcanons

Tecchou has ageusia aka loss of taste

You can’t tell me that man tastes the food combos he makes

Doesn’t explain the way he eats hard boiled eggs tho

Dazai has alexithymia

And chronic pain after Meursault

ALSO uses some sort of mobility aid and is really fucking stubborn about it

Chuuya has chronic pain from using corruption

Kunikida has chronic pain in his hands after getting them back

(psst. can you tell I have chronic pain?)

Fukuzawa acts like a dad to everyone but mainly in small ways

Hirotsu is like a dad to Black Lizard

MORI CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK THAT MAN IS NO FATHER FIGURE TO ANYONE

Fukuzawa feeds the local stray cats

They’ll follow him around parts of the city if he’s nearby

Dazai sometimes feeds the cats with him but they don’t tend to follow him

Kunikida helps with ADA budgeting

He also gives math lessons to Kenji & Kyouka

He’ll tutor anyone who needs help, mainly Atsushi

Speaking of Atsushi

I think he likes Pokémon

Please don’t ask me to elaborate for I simply cannot give an explanation of any sort

Ranpo has 2 snack drawers in his desk

One that anyone can take out of with his permission (mainly Kenji, Kyouka, Atsushi, & Yosano. Fukuzawa can as well he just doesn’t)

The second is for him and him only

Dazai knows a shit ton of languages bc he got bored one day and decided to learn

Going off of this, Chuuya knows French so Dazai never bothered to learn it & just had Chuuya translate if it ever came up

Kyouka loves Sanrio & has assigned everyone in the agency a character

She also has everyone’s crepe orders memorized

Dazai & Ranpo do puzzle races to see who can complete them the fastest

Dazai & Junichiro teach Kenji, Atsushi, & Kyouka their favorite video games

That’s all for now bc it’s like 2am and I can’t think of anymore rn. Tho I’ll probably post another one like this when I do think of more.

I will most likely elaborate on the autistic headcanons and fukudad but let me know if there are any others I should elaborate on!!

[found-family-fan]

YAY, I know how to make large GIFs now 😊

Here's a better (all-encompassing) look at what my earlier animation was about...

I loved putting this scene together, I have to say ^^

[autumnleaf1111]

Ranpo calls Fukuzawa “Dad”

Brooklyn 99 skit

“So, again, your alibi is a mysterious stranger handed you the gun, made you put your prints on it, rob the store, and then hid the gun in your underpants?” Ranpo stated, looking at the criminal in front of him. They were all in the office and had brought in a criminal to ask questions to. “Well if you say it like that, it don’t sound believable?” He tried to defend himself in the worse way possible.

Ranpo noticed that Fukuzawa had walked it. “Oh, hey Fukuzawa! Did you get my report on the Finley murder?” Ranpo asked him. Fukuzawa turned to him. “Ah, yeah, I looked it over. Nice work.” Fukuzawa said, turning back around. “Good, thanks dad.” Everyone froze and looked at Ranpo.

“…Why’s everyone staring at me?” Ranpo asked, confused. “You just called the president Dad. You said thanks dad” Dazai said. “What? No I didn’t.” Ranpo said, looking around. “I said thanks man” Ranpo looked confused. Fukuzawa looked at him. “Do you see me as a father figure, Ranpo?” Ranpo looked at him quickly. “No! If anything, I see you as a bother figure because you’re always bothering me.” Kunikida stood up.

“Hey, show your father some respect!” Ranpo turned around. “I didn’t call him dad!” Fukuzawa interrupted. “No, no, no. Ranpo. I take it as a compliment.” He smiled. “Oh, don’t worry about it. I once called Naomi mom once, and she’s my sister.” Tanizaki said. “Guys! Jump on that! Tanizaki has major issues!” Yosano laughed. “Old news! But you calling Fukuzawa daddy—” Ranpo interrupted her.

“Hey, daddy is not on the table here.” Then the criminal spoke. “Eh— you did call him dad, dude.” Ranpo turned to the computer. “You shut up, you’ve done nothing but lie since you got here.” He spoke again. “Alright, I was lying about the hold up, but the dad thing? That happened.” Ranpo’s eyes lit up. “AH HA! He admitted his alibi was a lie. It was a trap, all part of my crazy…devious plan…” He stood there awkwardly.

“I believe you” Fukuzawa said. “Thank you—” “Son.” Ranpo sighed. “Do you wanna talk about it later over a uh— a game of catch?” He asked, nonchalantly. Ranpo stared at him for a moment before speaking. “I’d like that…”

[silver-lining-on-raven-wings]

Season 5 starts tomorrow!!

Also, I love Ranpo's photo ^^

[lovelastart]

So based on this pic

While I love that this father son duo got their fav drinks, and Fukuzawa has a mother duck toy, I guess that the one who brings the duck toys are Fukuzawa. Before Ranpo complains or whines about his ducks, Fukuzawa already fishes them out of his pocket (how his pocket could fit all of the toys, only him and God know) and dumps them in Ranpo's bucket. Then Ranpo gives the mother duck to Fukuzawa, and Fukuzawa just accepts it and puts it in his bucket. With content sigh that his boy is now cheerful again. Also the mother duck has a blue hat? How adorable???

[silver-lining-on-raven-wings]

**THIS SCENE**

If you hear someone sobbing, you indeed do, it is me

[silver-lining-on-raven-wings]

Hopes for Tomorrow's Finale: Why Fukuzawa Must Survive

People keep saying that Fukuzawa "must die" for narrative purposes: that otherwise, Kunikida will never realize his potential, or that Ranpo will never become serious... and that All Men Are Created Equal was supposed to be discarded anyway.

It's all so dismissive and it makes me sad since these same fans are the ones who will do mental gymnastics with full-prop-mounting to justify Dazai's own death cheat.

And I get it - we all have our favorites, after all. The ones that carry our investment for an artistic piece. My own favorites are Fukuzawa and Ranpo: their familial dynamic, specifically.

And if I have to submit my own 'evidence,' it would be the above panel. This scene is from an Anthology chapter, but even if it weren't, we have to consider Ranpo's ongoing dilemma with recognition of his Non-Gift.

If we're talking about narrative and what pieces fit where, I'm convinced that Fukuzawa has to remain, at least for this reason... Because no one else can have this conversation with Ranpo about how the idea of a Gift was peddled, but only to save him from his own defeatism. And how, these days, he doesn't need it and is in fact more impressive for it.

Yosano can't be the one for this talk. Neither can Dazai, for all of his straightforward advice.

I want to believe that Ranpo's father-figure will stay by his side, to guide him through this next step (his fulfillment as a Non-Gift user while still feeling special) and simply... to still be his family. Ranpo can't be orphaned twice over in so little time.

But well, we'll find out tomorrow.

[saapphirx]

Have some Fukudad

[lovelastart]

Fukuzawa Yukichi was 100% cold steel swordsman and his values stood so high. Then Ranpo came into his life and now Fukuzawa was 50% love for his son and 50% internal panics and worries about his son's safety. His values still stood tho but he could bend them if necessary.

[found-family-fan]

Update: Mayoi - "Star-Gazing" for Ranpo ^_^ Another mention of FukuDad

This recent addition is nice because we get to see another mention of Fukuzawa - in the context that Ranpo lets us know he packs an extra sweater for cold weather with "the director" in mind :3 It sounds like such a 'mother hen' thing on behalf of the ex-assassin, hehe.

[strawberrystepmom]

You haven't lusted after fukudad in a while...

i have not but there is no time like the present <3333 as beautiful and regal as ever

[rose-tinted-vision]

I was rewatching bad s4 (the founding of the ada is my favourite storyline thus far) and I had this silly hc popped into my head:

I firmly believe that before Kunikida joined the ADA, their paperwork was a mess, considering how Fukuzawa was an ex-merc of sorts, then a bodyguard who's probably never had to deal with paperwork, Ranpo is, well. Ranpo, and Yosano was a battlefield doctor.

So poor ole Kunikida joins the ADA, probably casually asks Fukudad for some documents and sees Fukuzawa's blank stare-- and needless to say, he becomes their unofficial accountant-secretary-admin staff until Fukuzawa finally hires Haruno and Naomi

[silver-lining-on-raven-wings]

I love this Wan chapter. Hope there’s many more like it ^^

BSD Wan! Chapter 155

A Story when the ADA was Newly Founded

ik i said no more amateur translations but... i had to HAHAHA

Fukuzawa Tries to Dad! Honestly this has the same energy as the omake with Kunikida and Higuchi being part of a forum to vent about their work life lol

[kingbyx]

So, bsd avian au.

I just finished ‘how to raise your Ranpo,’ and now it’s time for a time skip and Fukuzawa to adopt his third. Kunikida time! (Or maybe I’ll do a bit more with Yosano & Ranpo & Fukudad first, who knows. Either way kunikida soon)

I’ve been debating on his species and am here to see if anybody had ideas. Right now I have woodpecker finch. They’re cute little brown/yellow birds know for using and creating tools for foraging, a feature typically found mostly in corvids, so a finch doing it to such an advanced level is really amazing! They basically replicate woodpeckers, often using small branches, cactus spines or rocks to dig into trees like a woodpecker would, getting bugs from under the bark.

I mostly chose this because of the tools, because it fits the backstory I have kinda planned, but I’ve been wondering if there are better bird options out there for Kunikida. If anyone has a cool idea please share :D

Anyways, I now have most species picked, I’m super excited to start introducing more characters!