#fujio rock set

[sparcarons]

For @glasschime1 ^__^!

[wewerebornsextuplets]

i really like the rock school set outfits

[awittlebabbyboy]

sorry i was reminded the dollhouse set existed so i got possessed for several hours

[sixsamefacez]

BAND AU MATSUNO HCs‼️‼️‼️

honestly they're very new so i don't have like. a Ton of ideas yet and kinda make shit up as i go but ido have a few hcs buzzing around

namely that this is (personally) the only version of osomatsu i could see being bisexual HDSHRGIUREHGIU and it suuperrr plays into like. how opehn the sibs are about their identities. and ruby doesn't try to act like an asshole, he's actually a pretty responsible leader and a brother figure they all look up to. their dynamics are quite the same as they were when the matsunos were kids

if anything i'd say they started out being at each others throats and NEVER getting along… until one day they lemonade mouth'd on accident. and ever since. they're super close. It's literally reversing the dynamics between San and Kun.

this means that… oso and choro are a close duo, ichi and jyushi are still a close duo, and totty and kara are a close duo.

Due to the fact that they are not sextuplets, they do not have as terrible of identity issues and I think it's the only reason they're really better off / have their shit together and are so like, confident in their identities. If they were sextuplets it would have been just like canon. This is why I have separated them into twins. The birth order is still the same.

ages are;

oso+kara = 24

choro + ichi = 22

jyushi + todo = 20

also they did actually used to be called their original names but they legally changed them to gem names for the band and other reasons i'll get into later.

the idea for everyone having gem names comes from the fact that choros name is changed to jade in this au, and while he's the ONLY one with a gem name I didn't care for the canon names just being… Oso, kara, jade, itchy, juicy, todo. It's boring. I like whatever choro had going on

So.. their new legal first names goes as so:

osomatsu -> ruby

karamatsu -> lapis

choromatsu -> jade

ichimatsu -> agate

jyushimatsu -> topaz

todomatsu -> spinel

Their last name is Hoshino instead of matsuno; I do think they call their band !!!MATSUNO!!! though. I see a bunch of people call it fujio rock but that's not actually their band name as far as I can tell -- that's the name of the overall au / it's parodying real world festival Fuji rock.

Each of the Hoshinos have similar hair; they're actually defined by sharing similar hair dye jobs with who their closest to. This is based off of how it is in Canon too.

Ruby and Jade have half their hair dyed, agate and topaz have nearly fully dyed heads of hair with natural hair streaks, and lapis and spinel only have a few color streaks framing both sides of their faces.

Their music is largely scene, but they dabble in ska, and pop punk because they can have some very poppy aesthetics in some sets…. and also look like they'd play ska in the summerfes fit. also, whatever songs SNOWMAN makes, since that features all their live action actors.

Lastly, ruby models his hair after billy joe cobra because it's my blorbo and I get to make the weird crossover happen

[oh-gh0st]

do u have any ideas for ghostoro in the fujio rock AU? :3

hmmmm not previously butttt LETS GET COOKING

ik its not fujio rock Exactly but!!! its an au of fujio... where ghost accompanies him in a duet in the J's Dollhouse for a violin and oboe duet!

ive posted about it before and i wanna finish the whole part so its not abruptly cut off :p and that its completed so theyre together. looks away

BUT as for general fujio rock. maybe ghost would compose music for them considering their music history?? they're pretty adverse as for music terminology but it probably takes them months to compose and write parts for all 6 matsus... MAKING MUSIC IS HARD !!

its either composing the music or throwing together set designs and outfits... the only way that i see this is Literally the art of the dress episode from season 1 of MLP 😭idk in my brain it fits. SMILES

[girlymatsu]

what kind of aus do u have for eri :]? yr fujio rock eri looks so fucking cool btw

TY!!! Oughhh I have many in my head I think some more developed than others, and a lot r from the hesokuri wars sets,

And quite alot shared with @abiesachalinensis who made/ fleshes out a lot of them and erina is there too 💖^__^

Some include:

Yakuza , Matsu Noir, Sweet Villain, Musical Pinefields, Akuma Riders, Otome girl au, Improper Matsus, Super Marriage Warriors/Phantom Tuxedo, Royal AU, etcs….

Just listing at the top of my head LOL if u want to know any specifics of any I may share details but I’ve doodled for almost all of these

[mysterygreentea]

Your favorite Hesokuri Wars sets of Choromatsu, pictures even, if you still remember the ones

Ohhh I don't have the pictures on me but easily my favorites would be:

-Jeweler (Toge)

-Vampires

-Fujio Rock (Jade)

-Steampunk

-Sweet Villains (Mr Day)

-Noir

...My order has changed many times over the years and depends a little on which Choros I have made into full-fledged personal AUs at this point, but jeweler is my all-time favorite now.

[theneetrises]

Osomatsu-san Hesokuri Wars

Fujio Rock set: Jyushimatsu

[snowimatsu]

Hesowars Can Badges

[ichimacchus]

HesoWars fusions!!

[kerokerooo-blog1]

(i copied & pasted the pages from froggedmouth to this blog but-- i had a different idea for this blog’s mainverse. i kinda want it to be a sort of... idol!verse where choromatsu becomes an idol (but he’s disguised and has a stage name) and no one knows that it’s actually him...)

[highandlow-in-borderland]

“High&Low: the Worst” Boyfriend HCs

A/N: Thank you to @liabee123​ for beta-ing these for me! And for putting up with my H&L obsession skdjfh

Oya High

Fujio

The Golden Retriever

Your name in his phone: “Bae 😍”

WilL deFEND YoUr HoNOr

Love language: physical touch and constant attention

If you play with his hair, he’ll doze off with his head in your lap

You never have to worry about him cheating, because this dude is straight up obsessed with you

Wants to hear your opinion on everything and is heart-eyes emoji when you talk

Absolutely participates in Tiktok trends and tries to convince you to join him

He settles for just sending you funny videos he finds

Would probably fight a bear for you

Your parents love him

Every time he gets into a fight (often), he pouts and acts like he’s dying when he gets home

This goes away the second you give him attention, of course

If you’re walking together and someone whistles at you, Fujio gets that evil grin and stops walking

He grabs the student by the shoulder and whirls him around to face you

Then, with his hands balled into fists on the guy’s shirt, he demands an apology to you

Sleeps spread eagle on his bed, with one hand touching you at all times

Tsukasa

The Cool Boy

Your name in his phone: something meme-related

Chill asf boyfriend

He’s not overly touchy or mushy with the compliments, but he smiles when you smile and he laughs when you laugh

Listens incredibly well, and has always had a knack for remembering everything right down to tiny details

Acts sullen and cool around everyone but softens a little for you

If you’re reading or focusing on something, he always takes a moment to brush your hair behind your ear for you and flip on the overhead light

Backs you up in arguments– literally

If you try to argue with someone, they will look over your shoulder and see Tsukasa glaring at them

A silent warning to just let you win

When you sleep in his bed, or he sleeps in yours, he curls you into his front, face pressed into your hair or your shoulder

He won’t say it, but you know he gets cold easily

Plus, in that position, he feels like he can keep you safe–be your shelter

Todoroki

The Quiet Protector

Your name in his phone: your first and last name, proper capitalization, no emojis

The man has a hard time accepting affection

Rather–he has a hard time accepting that he /likes/ affection

For example: he lowkey likes it when you clean his glasses for him

He also lowkey likes it when you watch him practice punching

Never shows physical affection unless you’re completely alone

But when he does?? Chef’s kiss

Rests his hand on your hair if you lean on his chest while he’s reading

Puts his arm around you if he’s walking you home at night

Most passionate kisser OOP

Todoroki is quick to fight a man; we know this

So if someone makes a pass at you and he gets wind of it, they’re gonna show up the next day with bruises from a kick to the head

If you’re with him, you can usually hold onto his arm and calm him down

If that’s the case, he walks briskly away, fuming but resolved to not making a scene in front of you

He /always/ makes sure you’re eating well, especially if you’re busy or stressed

Sleeps on his side with an arm around your waist, protecting and comforting even when he’s not awake

Murayama

The High School Prince Charming

Your name in his phone: your first initial with twelve emojis

Takes chivalry way too seriously

Will offer to hold your hand and escort you down the stairs -even if it’s two steps-

Opens doors for you and brings flowers to dates

Pays Seki five dollars to drive the truck around the neighborhood very slowly for a good two hours

Bc Murayama set up a picnic for you on the bench and you’re both riding around with sandwiches and sodas

Absolutely walks next to you with his hand in your back pocket

Sends only the dankest memes

He loves you a lot but will still rock your shit at Mario Kart

Don’t worry though, he’ll make it up to you by buying dinner of your choice

Murayama has made it clear to everyone that you’re off-limits until you say otherwise

But if a full-timer gets a little too brave and won’t leave you alone, Murayama sees no problem with wedging himself between the two of you and telling the person to piss off

He gives you a blue bandana to wear with your outfits because, as far as he’s concerned, you’re one of his crew too

Definitely uses his cuteness to get out of arguments

Would be the little spoon just as soon as he’d be the big spoon

Housen Academy

Sachio

The Husband Material

Your name in his phone: a childhood nickname he’s always called you

You fell faster but Satchi fell harder

Sentimental bitch

Gets you a necklace that matches his own

Takes care of you diligently whenever you need him

If you get sick or hurt, he is immediately your personal nurse

He likes to cook for you

He’s so tender with you, it’s the softest thing ever

FOREHEAD KISSES

Gives you his shirts and jackets to wear just because

Absentminded physical affection like brushing hands when you stand next to each other

Sachio never gets jealous over you on his home turf

Bc everyone at Housen knows better than make advances towards you lol

However, if you’re out and about and someone whistles at you, he puts an arm around your shoulders to make your status as a couple clear to anyone nearby

Sleeps on his back, one hand resting under his head, and the other arm around your shoulders

Yuken

The “Two in One” Boyfriend

Your name in his phone: “Baby”

“Two in one” bc he started out as your best friend before you both realized you’re stupid for each other

So you still do dumb best friend stuff together, but with the added bonus of being in love

Plucks a flower for you every time he’s on a walk

When he enters your room or your office, he will set the flower down on a surface

It’s his own silent greeting, an offering of reverence

When you’re being silly and taking photos together, he puts his blue glasses on you

The selfie you take becomes the lockscreen on his phone the second he sees it

Somewhere in the middle on physical affection– he’s not overly touchy, but he also doesn’t mind kissing your hand in public

Always brings you a coffee when he gets one for himself

Favorite date activity: movie nights with a projector in the Housen main hall

He doesn’t let anyone touch him when he’s hurt– except you

He rests his hands on your waist as you clean his bloody lip or put a cold compress onto his bruised cheek

Prefers to sleep on his side, facing you, with your hands clasped in the middle

[mymoneywar]

Happy 4th Anniversary Fujio Rock!!!

YEAHHHHH!~

[incorrectosomatsu]

🎮 What’s your favourite Hesokuri wars set?

Oh god how am I supposed to pic just one?! OTL

I'm partial to the Musical AU because I've written many fics that take place in that AU, and I really do adore goth Ichimatsu!

Honorable mentions go to Sweet Villain, any Fujio Rock set, Phantom Thief, Prince, and like ten other sets.

[recentanimenews]

Snow Man Shows Off Their Sharp Dance Moves in Mr. Osomatsu Live-action Film Theme Song MV

    Johnny & Associates' male idol group Snow Man has released a music video for their sixth single song "Brother Beat" to be released on March 30, which will be featured as the theme song for the forthcoming live-action film adaptation of the Osomatsu-san / Mr. Osomatsu anime series. As reported, the unit's all nine members are also cast as the film's main characters: the sextuplet Matsuno brothers, and the three original characters - End, Close, and Period.

  Their official website describes the songs as "a fun party rock that Snow Man has never done before. While overlapping the worldview of the film, the song delivers a sense of fun and rap performances that highlight the individuality of each of the nine members."

  The music video is told in the "Snow Man HOUSE" where the Snow Man members are living together, and consists of two world views - room scenes that expresses the individuality of each member and the bond between the nine members in a cute and pop sense, and dance scenes where they dance coolly in suit in a room that warps through outer space. 

    "Brother Beat" MV:

    #SnowMan's adorably cartoonish 6th single "Brother Beat" is now available on YouTube! A party rock dance tune perfectly complemented by a surreal and silly set, well chosen as the theme song to the guys' upcoming comedy #MrOsomatsu!https://t.co/1cTsXlYKVs#YourJohnnysMusic pic.twitter.com/ayLXhthIvg

— Johnny & Associates (@johnnys) March 2, 2022

    First press limited edition A:

    First press limited edition B:

    Regular edition:

      The Tsutomu Hanabusa (Kakegurui, Tokyo Revengers live-action films)-directed film is set to be released in Japan on March 25, 2022.

    Full trailer:

    Poster visual:

    Main cast:

  Osomatsu Matsuno: Koji Mukai

Karamatsu Matsuno: Hikaru Iwamoto

Choromatsu Matsuno: Ren Meguro

Ichimatsu Matsuno: Tatsuya Fukazawa

Jyushimatsu Matsuno: Daisuke Sakuma

Todomatsu Matsuno: Raul)

End (the film's original character): Shota Watanabe

Close (original character): Ryohei Abe

Period (original character): Ryota Miyadate

Totoko: Hikaru Takahashi

Iyami: Yasuyuki Maekawa

Hatabo: Hiyori Sakurasa

      All three seasons of the Mr. Osomatsu TV anime and the feature film Mr. Osomatsu THE MOVIE are available on Crunchyroll.  

        Source: Snow Man official YouTube channel

  ©Eiga "Osomatsu-san" Production Committee 2022

©Fujio Akatsuka/Mr. Osomatsu Project

  By: Mikikazu Komatsu

[tottymatsuno]

Fics I'm working on! Updated Feb 2nd, 2023. Includes the multichapter Ichi ideas I have. Last update Jan 24th, 2022.

I didnt unfortunately finish this upsate bc im tired, but heres some of the new stuff

Totty fics up front!

Apostasy - demon au based off of the Akuma riders hesokuri set. Todomatsu steals a traumatized skitzo virgins soul bc she just so happens to be the only one who ever found him attractive. 9.5/18 parts completed. NSFW. 😈

Equal Footing: A tsundere office worker totally hates her rival Todomatsu because he's an asshole! She definitely hates his cute lil smile and no longer has any good will towards his sexist ass. Nope, not at all. 4/6 parts completed. NSFW

Peach Boy: Currently being reworked but childhood friends having an equally inexperienced hot and cold relationship with one another because they're both petty and rude. Somehow they might make it work?? 8/??? parts completed. NSFW

I believe he's not my butler: Snobby rich girl falls for ugly man who has no prospects or capital despite his shitty personality. 1/2 parts completed. SFW

It's not cheating if we're broken up: Identity theft as a small plot point, reader goes on a romantic rendezvous with her soon to be ex's high school chum. Fucks him and then steals ex boyfriends money. Catches feelings specifically because she understands that Todomatsu is an awful piece of shit and that terribleness is an extremely attractive quality in a man for her. 2/3 parts completed. NSFW

Idol Worship: Fujio Rock/Idol au. Skeptical assistant hates her boss' attempts at romance bc he was such an asshole she can't believe he's a decent guy. Meanwhile Totty is in love and is sick from it. 3/4 parts completed. SFW for now.

Oh please, oh please: Totty and reader are annoyingly cutesy and then fuck. 1/2 parts completed. NSFW obv.

Pink Angel From hell: Host club au based off of the drama cd. Yall better do the required reading this time I s2g. Toxic Totty realizing he is worth love bc of the only dumb virgin who is in lust with him. A character exploration about parallels and oscillating expectations between two people who care for each other but do not express it in the same ways trying to meet each other finally in the middle. There's direct parallels, inversed and subverted parallels, there's symbolism and direct hypocrisy! It's gonna be good I promise to see these two and their arcs work out. Love isn't bought its cultivated and grows over time, not bc someone pays for it. You cannot expect a transactional relationship to become a romantic one right off the bat. Plus I find asshole evil Totty super hot so begone if u want initially healthy loving Todomatsu. Dip ur feet in the acid, my dear. The toxic is great this time in spring! 5/??? SFW for now, will be NSFW later.

Your body often finds my coffin: vampire au, half inspired by the lines in Love me dead, the horror of our love by Ludo and also the song twisted teeth from the 35mm musical. One of my rare serious fics and a lesson in open communication and consent. It's lust to hate to accepting to love story. I've only written the original one shot at this point but I really wanna write more and a multichapter fic of it. SFW as of now but idk it could get spicy.

In the peach pit, saw you fake it: punk rock bookstore worker has an enemies to friends to lovers with Todomatsu after they go on a bad tinder date. They're coworkers too. One of the few Totty fics I actually establish an entire initially platonic relationship on screen instead of in the background. If you love edgy traumatized autistic punk girls who are tryna recover and be her most authentic and happy self and Todomatsus ugly ass you'll enjoy this. Oh yeah and Totty and Karamatsu go to substance abuse counseling! ???/??? current chapters uploaded are sfw but it doesnt stay it. I'm nearing the end writing it though? I just need to bump it with some content and get everything in one document and in order.

Pure Snow, Muddied Tracks: Totty at a mixer bags an equally inexperienced virgin. They fuck and then enter once again an unhealthy relationship. It's really weird but this one was written because I wanted to see how Todomatsu would be an a legit fucked up boyfriend. I'll trigger warn it. There's no sexual abuse but Todomatsu does get gaslighty and possessive. This was written explicitly bc I wanted to see him be evil, it does not fully go into outright abusive territory and stuff but yeah I mean viewer descrection. Wouldn't read this one if you've been in an emotionally manipulative relationship. ???/??? NSFW Changed the title too.

Talked refine: based off of the Hozier song Talk and that one set where the matsunos get blackout drunk. Totty actually has game for once but still fumbles the bag. Doesn't lose his virginity even tho his brothers didn't even fuck it up for him. 0/2 parts completed. Suggestive with an alt NSFW ending.

The Dust Settled Under your Starry Night eyes: trans guy reader and trans Tottimi. Outlaw western au. Reader is a bank robber who spots Tottimi on a hit with her brothers. It's love at first sight, they become their most naked and real selves within the dusty night. 0/3 parts completed. Suggestive but like in a poetic way :^)

Eyes Always Seeking: Story about death and rebirth. Todomatsu buries his dead spouse in a pet cemetery and they come back wrong. Mostly completed. SFW...I dont really have a pervy idea for it tbh. I might later?

Mutually Creepy: Two virgins hit on each other in the most bizarre and frankly creepy ways. NSFW One-shot (this ones almost done)

Codependency: A coworker of the girl Todomatsu and Karamatsu fought over has DPD and a crush on Todomatsu. He takes advantage of it (another bad guy totty fic??) Based a little bit off of the song June 6th/Boyish by Japanese Breakfast. Anyways these two are codependent in a weird little way. 0/2 SFW.

Better To Eat You With: This one is kinda weird, sorry. There's a new cast member on Osomatsu-san who keeps trying to seduce Todomatsu. First skit Todomatsu has with this new character is her as the big bad wolf and him as Little Red Riding Hood. It's a character study, it's a deconstruction of ososan's reality, it's about how the mechanics of the characters reality works, its about loneliness and desire and wanting to be wanted and infatuation and a critical analysis! It's a lot! Todomatsu kisses his hand! It's sexy im sorry. It's a oneshot but is over 8k so I'll have to post it on ao3. NSFW

Cracked Vanity Mirror: no actual love interest, just Todomatsu being lonely scrolling through tinder. sfw

What Do You Call This Emotion?: Todomatsu tries to play games but isn't experienced enough to win them. sfw so far

Ash To Ash, Back To Back: punk band au. probably nsfw

Broke and Dusty: love and collecting old electronics. sfw And They Were Roommates: An exchange student comes back to Japan after cutting off her narc family and decides to live her best life rebelling and not listening to what shes told! She's supposed to rent out and manage a rental property but says fuck it lol. Asks her bffs Sacchi and Aida who should move in w her and they say "Totty, go save that boy PLEASE!" bc they wuv him. anyways Totty and the reader link up and become like best friends forever!! There's not REALLY tension at first, they're literally just friends and its very cute, like vibing really hard. anyways yeah they were roommates! I havent written much for this one yet but im trying to figure out what's gonna make it shift to a romantic dynamic. Anyways best friends to lovers. I think its gonna be nsfw. 3 chapters written so far.

Wait, Why Am I Your Second Choice?!: Todomatsu has a unionized rotation of girlfriends bc Sacchi and Aida want him off those damn sugar apps. He's too naive and stupid to be getting into that so his very good friends have been taking applications to join his platonic girlfriend roation. The requirements is that each person has to be in a pair. Anyways reader and her bff joins and they become good friends w Totty! But Totty likes the reader's friend and not really the reader intitally. Friendship, unrequited affection, rejection and mutal understanding are the major themes here. i havent decided how it ends yet! sfw

Bambina: Vaguely based off of my experiences with my baby lol! Very personal djkjkdsg....todomatsu gets hired as a handy-man after he and matsuyo spend sometime watching a milf get attacked by an infant for a few weeks. The reader is related to Kin-chan! Kin's her older sister <3 anyways reader lives with her grandma after her divorce and Totty is paid to fix shit around the house. they fall in WUV <3 ????/???? i havent written any nsfw yet for it but itll be there

With Ya Old Ass: Totty takes reader to his fishin hole and is an old man about it. They are bi4bi. sfw

THE PERSONALS!!! AKA I probably wont be posting all of these

Quit Playin': this one is me getting my feelings hurt lol...

DieTai: I literally will never post this but its about if I were an anime character and the genre it'd be and if Todomatsu would like me the same amount I like him. A deconstruction of the OI ive been reading, a deconstruction and critique of whump as a genre. its about thinking you know someone until you meet them, and about romanticising bad traits because you cant be harmed by them bc theres a level of safety and the fear of rejection is gone when youre kissing a screen and not another set of lips. this one makes me SO sad!!!!! its cathartic. its nsfw because of its many themes

Green Ribbon: It's a very personalized story about my trauma that involves some body mutaliation and extreme depictions of child abuse. Makes reference to the Scary Stories about the green ribbon. this one makes me sad so i havent finished it, but Totty asks me a question during my grieving season and I cant answer him. sfw and unsexy too

Crying Over Spilled Milk: Idk it was october and I wanted to process my grief a bit better. It's about if Totty saw me the day my mama died lol.....it's a very realistic take on the ososan universe imo where theyre just actors and like regular ppl w/o any weird reality bending or anything. just the brothers as childhood actors w references to kun and other akatsuka characters. anyways like totty goes out peacocking after the 2nd episode airs and sees me and tries to nonverbally flirt and eavesdrops on my phone convo and then watches me have an entire breakdown on the trainplatform bc i found out my mama died! I literally will never ever post this but im typing it here so i can remember it by next october. this did not stay sfw

I'll Be Back Tomorrow Or The Next Day: based very much off of my real life and real marriage and if totty was there ig. nsfw

Strip Yourself Bare For Me: By The Layers about tottys year in America in 2017. We were penpals and he moves in w me after being homeless in Japan. we fall in love-love. ends sadly bc he goes back to Japan and we break up </3 nsfw

Don’t lead me on!: posted. 1/2 done. Im best friends with todomatsu and i tell him i love you like i say to all of my friends constantly and forever and he takes it WAAAAYYY too seriously.

I’LL KILL YOU!!: @itchypinefield is here! First words said to you by your soulmate au. He’s threatening to kill me, im doing the same <3

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HOW COULD I FORGET TO ADD MY TOTOKO SET!!

For Someone Like Me: based off of susie save your love, totoko has unrequited feelings for me while i rush head first into a pretty unhealthy relationship with todomatsu. We become girlfriends <3

You’re a star, baby!: Choromatsu gets fired and Totoko replaces him with a brand new social media manager that leans into her heel with a babyface behaviors but she realizes that her new agent/secretary/assistant/sns marketer is kinda cute and really into her.

Shred me with your teeth: making out with totoko but shes got shark teeth and shes cute and needy 🥰

Summer Crush: in tottys pov, and an ot3 fic with me, him and totoko. Todomatsu and Totoko are roommates living in America trying to get their careers to take off after their sketch comedy reboot fails flat in the water. Ex child stars who want to be taken seriously in their prospective niches, Todomatsu in theater and Totoko as a television actress. They both have a lot of sexual tension but Todomatsu has a crush on me bc he sees me on hjs jogs. Totoko is initially jealous and investigates until she also gets a crush on me bc i truly am adorable. Anyways we eventually all date

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AUS WITH FRIENDS/SERIES WITH FRIENDS! These all have porn im sorry

Erina section! @girlymatsu co-owns these aus with me! Some if not most of these have very little actually written 😭

You're Kinda Just Some Guy, Huh?: Normiematsu au with Erina, Benimatsu are actually very well respected actors in their gag anime, and are still virgins. They're just some guy though, very practical, not particularly innocent but they do respect women and try not to be creeps. They end up trying to hard to not be creeps they become majorly repressed freaks. Nsfw

Mixer Set!: One of these includes @ichikos but the rest are me and Erina ending up at mixers with benimatsu. one involves the matsunoir au thingy. Another one is they get yucky at a mixer and then do public stuff on a train like a week later sorry, and the final one i fogor

Won’t You Be Mine, Earth Angel: osomatsu and todomatsu are incredibly good at their angelic duties, and have been tasked with saving two lost souls from damnation in an experimental therapy. Lots of worldbuilding but despite being super nsfw its a ton of wishful fulfillment for me personally about unconditional love and family.

Mechanical: mecha au! Erina is an intergalactic warrior princess, Osomatsu is a half mixture of himself and proper Osomatsu. He has mixed feelings about his duties, osokun still canon but the brothers are child soldiers and this is NOT a good thing! 18!Todomatsu is assigned evil by playing gta v in what should’ve been a 2 minute simulation and is given a service dog mecha/friend who he then eventually marries

Sleepover slumber party!!: benimatsu go to a sleepover with us and slut it up <3

Mononoke au (i dont have a title sorry): this one splinters but idk theyre cute theyre the mononoke i have no brain to type out the plot but theres a plot I swear nsfw

Two slow dancers: based off of that s3 episode and is Evan’s au! Osomatsu is divorced, behind on child support, living alone in a house he can barely afford bc of his gambling addiction, and the woman he flirts with at holiday parties moved across the street from him. He starts getting his life together but has to deal with the guilt of ruining his first relationship and thinking his three kids hate him, but also dealing with the fact he still has a life to live and wants to he in love. On the flip todomatsu has dead wife syndrome and is very confused by his work wife because we look exactly alike. Anyways a marriage by convenience and then falling in love or w/e. Nsfw

Put a collar on that mutt: based off of the billionaires werewolf au, i dont think theres really a plot i think its just sex tbh.

Magical Girls: osoko has a big comphet problem, and erina is bisexual but then dates osoko’s sleezy alternative self! And also Totoko also has a problem, her evil alternative self is getting married to her true love!

Investment: based off of e3.5 or whatever where they’re the unused brothers. Todomatsu flirts with me, gets my number, then gets up and flirts with erina and i get mad. I see him again when we’re both getting pressured at a mlm conference, we get lost on the way home and i realize whar a cringe fail loser he is (osoeri are falling in love btw) and Totty gets a crush on me bc i dont throw him ina river.

Eros’ Arrow: cupid au, ough i wish i had the energy but its VERY lore heavy, very based off of greek mythology along with world building about cupids as a society, as a species, as a job, and like how love is crushed out of ppl bc of capitalism. Cupids falling in love with humans is an expected flight of fancy that they have to grow out of, but these two dont.

Dragon au: inspired by @chorotchi’s dragon au, very lore and fairytale inspired. Erina is a “cursed sacrificial bride” but actually is a witch, im a holy knight. Beni kissing.

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Mobile Games Are Lame!: An otome isekai but with Ichimatsu! The reader played a mobile game for a while but died and got reincarnated and realized that she was gonna have to get married to one of these brothers. she picks Ichimatsu and they have a veeery sweet romance where they communicate through notes bc ichi is shy <3 sfw and a oneshot project with my friends, and also splinters off. I’ll probably write the whole idea down when i get the chance, but every major character gets a route. This is also the villainess au with my friends and where it alll originated from

I Don't Love You: Reader falls in love with the weird guy who keeps feeding her cats. NSFW 1/4

Sakura Petals: childhood friends who lost connection and then fall in love. I started writing this years ago but didnt get very far. sfw

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Loving You Is Easy Because You're Dead: ghost boyfriends! All of the brothers have died except for the ones that arent dead! You some how manage to date them. 6/6 done, epilogue planned

Who You Actually Are: Story about all the brothers growing up, moving out and becoming healthier people. Involves LOTS of growing pain and looks at their relationships under a critical lense. Has a happy ending but its really hard getting there. There's probably like 5/20 chapters done. SFW

Valentines Day/White Day: Preplanning this, hoping to have my queue cleared out before these dates tho!

Ache & Bake: Request! Outlines done! Just need to get the emotional stamina to write them. Multichapter fic based off a request 2/6

Birthday Bash: Request, outlines done. Christmas Party: Request, outlines done. Road trip: Request, outlines done! Another multi chapter request.

Through Rain or Shine: Request with shy!Karamats taking the lead.