#fucking stupid and pathetic

[fuhosh-i]

“Where’s the pathetic element?” Exactly Tom Hardy. Exactly.

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[morzowo]

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[vixen-spirit]

I'm not a useless cumdump. I'm a useful cumdump! I can take a lot of cum!

[pa-pa-plasma]

love fics where Danny ends up in the DC universe & every alarm goes off at once & the magic users are like "yeah that's the most powerful being in the universe & also possibly super evil we are FUCKED fucked" & the Justice League is freaking tf out trying to find this thing that casually tore a hole in reality & it just cuts to Danny (Fenton) standing in the background blissfully unaware & like "man my life sucks but at least i have this candy bar—" *drops it in a puddle*

[benetnvsch]

This is so fucking silly look at all of them help me

[queerherbert]

i rlly rlly rlly love benson obsessing over randy. at first hes just another kid that works there. but over time he notices him, how pathetic he is, how weak he is. how he looks right into your eyes when he talks to you, pupils dilated with fear like a scared animal. his fidgeting, his shallow breathing. benson watches him like a hawk. he convinces himself hes just intrigued by him. he starts to think about him outside of work. wonders what hes doing. what music he likes. what does his skin feel like? he almost smacks himself. "you fucking disgust me" he'd mutter to himself in the mirror. he washes his hands, scrubs them till theyre sore. it gets worse. he feels randy under his skin. he hears his voice in his head. he cant even look at the color blue without wanting to punch something. he fucking hates him. he wants to split him open. he wants to kiss him. he wants to tell him to man the fuck up. he wants to hold him. he wants to fix him. he wants to see him cry. he wants to ruin him. he wants to save him.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i dig his earnest soul & neglected middle child vibes. he's so Charming and for what reason!

[luvlyycy]

sanji groans as he lays in the bed of a inn, a yawn escaping from his lips. his birthday was fun but overewhelming. not to say he didn't enjoy it.. it was just.. he didn't see you all day..

a frown deepens on his lips as he remembers that he saw you yesterday, but not today. he begins to remove his suit jacket, unbuttoning his dress shirt as he hears his door open— he knows that nami stole the spare key, so he assumed it was her.

"nami-san?" he calls towards the door, only to hear your voice call back, "hiii, sanji..".

if he were a dog his tail would be wagging. "mon ami !" he stands up excitedly, only for you to gently push him back down.

"sorry i wasn't here baby, i was doing something for you." he can tell by the tone of your voice it was something good— something delicious.

your hands entangled in his blonde locks, the moon shining in from the window, his smile widening— "what is it?—"

"i know it's not the best but.." your hand pulls on the silk ribbon around your waist, your robe slipping off your body to reveal the lacey light blue lingerie you had bought.

sanji leans his head back for a moment, placing one hand over his nose before he looks back at you— his other hand curling around your waist to pull you closer, voice muffled, "god, you're so beautifully wrapped. almost like the perfect meal..—" his hand slides between your legs, tickling your clit— "but this.. is what i'll be eating tonight, cherie..—"

[introspectivememories]

i think my favorite thing about tim and bernard is just how in love tim is with bear. usually in civilian x hero relationships the civilian is always way more in love with the hero than vice versa. but with tim and bernard, tim is sooo fuckin gone for bear, it almost stops being cute and borders on lame. pathetic even.

[hueskoria]

good! BANG BANG BANG

Black Cat (2019) #10

[theriverbeyond]

thinking more about John and.... at the end of HtN when he was interogating Wake, she wanted him to say her name. "i'll be dammed if i pass up the chance to hear you speak the words" and "they're dead words, a human chain reaching back ten thousand years": Awake Remembrance of These Valiant Dead Kia Hua Ko Te Pai Snap Back to Reality Oops There Goes Gravity.

and then she asks him "how did they make you feel?" and of course, John deflects.

but that's Aotearoa's national anthem in te reo Māori. and as we learn in NtN, John is Maori. that's his anthem. how must have that felt, to John? to hear his own anthem claimed by someone descended from the people who left his earth to die?

[vixen-spirit]

All my life I was told I am smart. But turned out I'm a total failure. I struggled with this thought for past few years, but i finally accepted that I'm actually just stupid. I'm a dumb bitch. It's much easier now. All it took was wearing mini skirt and flashing my tits for men. Sometimes I have to swallow some cum, sometimes I have to take it in the ass, but every next time I feel happier!

[neodiekido]

it is kind of funny when i see people refer to souda gundham and sonia as a "love triangle" like no its sonia and gundham being occult nerds together in a bond of unmasking autistic bliss while souda tries to get sonias approval by doing the exact opposite of what she wants

[07043012]

Oh now everything comes clear to me why Goo is acting like THAT everytime he is around Gun. All these years Ptj has been giving us all the hints and we somehow underestimate it???

He is SO IN LOVE WITH HIM. The act of service, the clothes stealing, the cheek poking (skin ship).

Omg bro even gets salty because bro is jealousy as fuck Im telling you 😭😭😭✋

Btw Goo is such a dumb ass golden retriever bf. He is so stupid, he wants to impress Gun but he can't remember what his crush favorite cigarette brand is. Fucking loser. I would kms if I were him 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[inluvwcaitvi]

“why did vi leave jinx on the bridge? why wouldn’t she go back for her? why did she choose cait over her? sHE CHOSE CAITLYN OVER HER OWN SISTER, HOW COULD SHE—”

i’m actually going to lose it if i see one more person think like this 💀 jinx literally gestures for vi to leave, she wants her to leave in that moment. she already feels betrayed by her again, and doesn’t rly wanna see her face at the moment. and you can see vi doesn’t want to leave her sister— she literally hesitates but leaves anyway, most likely knowing that she can’t help the already-bad situation and will probably just make it worse.

plus, even if jinx didn’t gesture for vi to leave, it’s literally not at all fair to expect her to stay when jinx literally just shot at them both without any kind of hesitation, restraint, or care??? like come tf on. vi (and cait) could have literally died right then. atp please use ur fucking brain or just be quiet.

[caligvlasaqvarivm]

I know you dont care about pesterquest but i wanna know, did you think they wrote eridan well or bad?

bad