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the Knight of Chaos saving the Princess of Order...
Marina's daydreams about being rescued by Pearl are so cute, I had to draw something about it :)
Bonus Designs:
(Pls Reblog! and also pls use they/them for my agent 8 thx)
#splatoon#side order#sorry about watermarks its the ai precaution. i tried glaze and it fucked up the quality so bad#dedf1sh#agent 8#pearlina#marina ida#pearl houzuki#splatoon 3#acht splatoon#was considering giving dedf1sh a stupid cone hat#but decided against it#op art
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do you ever wonder what the inkopolis population thought when pearl and marina flew over with a fleet of helicopters holding speakers, a stage, and several dozen bombs?
#i cant stop laughing at bolas stupid fucking face#guy whose face is normally 70% eyeball#cicadart#splatoon#agent 4#splatoon oc#oc: flora#oc: bola
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nahhh bro 💀💀💀💀
#ava#animator vs animation#alan becker#ava victim#ava agent#mygod this is so fucking stupid#im sorry for this it was a late night thought and it was so hilarious to think about#he does kinda look like an alan though the more i look at him#new name hc dropped /JOKES#also stickizens is what im calling outernet sticks from now on hehe#this is also an attempt at a comic and writing dialogue for these two so please tell me what you think#“LILAC YOUCOULD HAVE JUST SAID HUMAN NAMES...” SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSHHSHSHHSHHH lets jsut say they do not know about the word human please#i may have overthought this a little haha sorry#ihave edited this somnay times i need sleep#lilacsart
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I think getting into MLP, which reignited my shipping brain, made me realize my favorite romantic dynamic trope is the unexpected bottom. Like, Flutterdash doesn't make sense unless Rainbow Dash is a loser bottom bitch.
#not art#personal#suggestive#i'm fucking deleting this later but do you get me#same shit with my agent 24 ship art#rainbow's whole character is heightened if you consider her a stupid “rizz god” fuckboi whose life would be changed forevr if she got toppe
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what's so entertaining and hysterical about spy x family is how highly twilight/loid views his skills and abilities (which he shouldn't lie about since he IS good at his job) but this man falters and comes up with at least 30 different disaster scenarios cuz he overthinks that his fake wife and daughter hate him, then instantly tries to overcompensate but just ends up making things worse
#how did they make a man so perfect but also so fucking stupid#he is so silly#spy x family#sxf#loid forger#agent twilight
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Cringetober day 26: Y/N 🥰🥹🥰🥹🥰
✨A Date With Agent 1 ✨
POV you work at a local NYC bodega and finally worked up the courage to ask out the cute guy who comes in every morning in his suit and shades- you go to dinner and turns out hes a sweetie pie whos enamored with you :))
#So when she was visiting we were riffing about how we should making a 1 dating sim just for me#right?#But then we got serious about it and one of the days of the trip we spent LITERALLY FROM DAWN TILL DUSK plotting writing scripting#and drawing assets for this stupid idea and we were frothing at the fucking mouth over it.#Cringetober and MV stuff have been keeping us both busy but trust me#eventually there will be a full version of this silly idea#my art#cringetober#cringetober 2024#helluva boss#helluva boss fanart#agent 1#agent one#helluva boss agent 1#ma1um#i fell for the fucking fbi agent#i cried over this
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Hey remember when I said that this was the most frustrating thing about being a Helluva Boss enjoyer?
Yeah I was wrong.
The most frustrating thing about being a Helluva Boss enjoyer is explicitly stating multiple times that I like show and then get called an anti and homophobic and media illiterate when I complain about the direction it has taken.
I LIKE the comedy
I LIKE the animation and artstyle
I LIKE the more serious plotlines like the government agents plot and the Cherubs plot
I LIKE the themes of friendship and found family
I even like most of the songs!
And ofc the voice cast slays every time
But just because your show has angst and tears and drama and sad music doesn't automatically make it "good".
Just because your characters are queer doesn't automatically make them good or well written characters
This fandom is so frustrating to deal with when you want to express your more nuanced takes of it
This is probably gonna be the last post I make about this subject and about Helluva Boss in general, this shit is too stupid to deal with
#still cant get over how i got called an anti and homophobic and media illiterate for saying:#'damn i wish the comedy show written by comedians had more comedy in it'#you can absolutely 100% write a comedy show with a more serious plot thread running through the whole thing#some of the most memorable and popular animated shows are just that#you got Gravity Falls The Owl House the Tales of Arcadia trilogy She-Ra ATLA etc....#fuck it even the first few seasons of Voltron for crying out loud#but the problem im having with HB is that its not a comedy with a serious plot thread anymore#its all drama all tears all angst with the occasional joke thrown in here and there#most of the shows I mentioned start off with episodic comedic adventures with hints towards the more serious stuff here and there#but the Stolitz drama started in the FIRST EPISODE#(in my opinion) the best eps of s1 are the ones that have little to nothing to do with Stolitz when we're given time to get to know the team#because we got to have FUN first we got to see the team dynamic in action#if the “serious plot thread” in HB was Blitz's relationships why didnt he apologize to Moxie and Millie in Apology Tour? or Loona?#or his FUCKING SISTER??????#the government agents and the Cherubs plotline makes x100 more sense as a serious plot thread for the premise of the series anyway#i could go on and on about this but I wont cause Im tired of thinking about this#this is stupid#im gonna ENJOY HB when I can#but that doesn't mean that there arent SERIOUS narrative issues with the series#and if you enjoy Stolitz good for you#peace and love#but its not something I can overlook#helluva boss#helluva boss critical#helluva boss criticism#helluva boss critique
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Elim Garak: fucking around vs finding out
#garashir#Elim Garak#Star Trek: Deep Space 9#my first ever DS9 gifs! please clap :')#anyways where is quote_from_man_shot.jpg#absolute BEST part of this was definitely making that last gif. I had to watch it so many times making this post and it STILL gets me.#Garak; panting; ajan soaking wet: omg what if you SHOT me wouldn't that be so crazy lol I bet you never would though... haha.... unless?#Julian: ok you little slut. bet.#Garak: YOU SHOOT ELIM???? OH! OH! OHhhh I love you so much <3 Whatever you say Agent Bashir hehe ;) can I come over to your place later ;)#I was thinking about including the next shot of his brain turning off as he decides to do a bratty sub to puppy sub speedrun#but this way felt funniest. his stupid fucking face. from O:< to D:<#I had to make this set to show it's not even subtext. it's textual. he wants Julian to shoot him from the second he shows up.#(or at least do SOMETHING disciplinary to him 0w0)#''Wait. This whole post is dom!Julian propaganda?''#Me; aiming my gun: Always has been.#Starky's Original Posts#Starky's GIFs#is that a tag. what's it matter we're a trillion tags deep here and blog tag search is broken anyways. lawless country.
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The Side Order experience
#splatoon#splatoon 3#emily the octoling#emily#agent 8#side order#seriously fuck these fish#I call the big ones Bufords because they're big stupid ugly jocks#also the beyblade is so dumb it's hit me out of nowhere so many times#GRAAAAH
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i’m getting a truly obnoxious amount of….. commentary from some…. people in publishing…. about my marketing (or lack thereof) for dead girls on twitter/x and instagram, and i will gladly burn twitter/x to the ground but i do like instagram, so if y’all wanna give me a follow @alexritany over there, that’d sure be splendid
#alex talks#even if you don’t use the app much#my agent will see a number go up and be pleased#this feels so fucking stupid but like. oh my god the shit i’ve been dealing with this week IS stupid
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Its gonna b a hot minute before i have the energy for this one (warthogs my be-fucking-loathed) to be done but in the meantime have a scribbly work in progress :3
#the reds the feds and wash#rvb#my art#batsy art#dooo i wanna tag everyone#yea fuck it#rvb donut#rvb locus#rvb sarge#rvb wash#rvb agent washington#rvb lopez#franklin delano donut#samuel ‘locus’ ortez#agent washington#lopez the heavy#rvb oc#anton pavoz#necoda ‘neko’ micce#rvb oc: the clovers#fucking idiots i love them#kimball’s line about how the guys are getting moved around a lot -> roadtrip#locus’ convienently off screen mongoose bc i refuse to add another vehicle im already mad i wanted to do something with the warthogs#theres a second panel that will stay secret until im done#as a treat#my brain is torn between fuck it i wanna share my wip bc it’ll keep me motivated and dear god no one can no i have a PROCESS#like its fine its not that deep but ough#if this vanishes later my stupid brain panic won ✨#until then enjoy some scribbled reds
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bruce immediately asking if he hurt dick after days spent infected yeah okay dc i see this and i raise you: 😭😭😭
#such a difference between this#and like tita.ns year one when bruces first words were something like 'you shouldve figured it out sooner'#like GROWTH (the growth is me crying then to crying harder now)#also can i just say dg is so fucking stupid what do u mean he was going to reveal his identity to the president#like did we not JUST go through the grayso/n arc where he had to die and agent-ify and take down spyr/al to erase everyone knowing hes nwin#but overall love that the titan.s defeating beast wor.ld with the power of friendship#hate the rae cliffhanger like has she ever known rest but theres so much to unpack#titans spoilers#beast world spoilers#tuesday spoilers#comic spoilers#kory being the contingency for donna 😫 also the fact dick has custom made nwing logo manila folders 🫥🫥🫥 very on brand i fear#also roy was in the picture when the tower exploded so im counting that as confirmation roy is joining the team again#the teamwork of it all i love it here <33333#* i'd love to write but it's just not realistic / ooc.
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#splatoon#splatoon 2#splatoon 3#agent 3#agent 4#agent 5#agent 8#agent 24#agent 20#if anybody is wondering about 3s side game its pretty much when 4 and 5 are being obliviously gay#also edens comfy and doesnt want to move 🥺#fun fact i do the spaghetti prank and i know its stupid but it still makes me laugh for some reason#alan voice: what the fuck?
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Do not ask me for context for there is none, it’s just a bunch of Pinterest studies mashed together to keep my drawing hand working.
#the wayhaven chronicles#twc#seraphinitegames#unit bravo#adam du mortain#a du mortain#agent m#agent mason#specialist agent m#reminds me of early 2000s Mexican soap opera for some reason#but yeah this is stupid#but like#no regrets#my art#i should be working#yes I have an obsession with long haired Adam#composition is fucked so don’t remind me hahaha#I’m well aware
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#this is so stupid#agent curt mega#saf#spies are forever#tin can bros#starkid#team starkid#hatchetfield#black friday#nightmare time#nightmare time 2#nmt#nmt2#nmt 2#cinderellas castle#howard goodman#duke keane#eddie chiplucky#officer bailey#kyle clauger#tinky#t'noy karaxis#curt mega#god this was so many fucking tags
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Sup motherfuckers, I have another barely thought up au that I would like to hand over to you.
So basically, when Danny, Sam, and Tucker were 14 years old.
The world was invaded.
It wasn't an instant invasion at all, instead it was a gradual thing. Interdimensional aliens sent a virus to infect humanities greatest minds and leaders, before slowly spreading to a larger chuck of the population.
Then when a significant portion of the human race was infected.
It activated.
Supposedly that virus was there even before the trio turned 14, which means the alien's prepared this in advance. It went unnoticed for years and when it was noticed?
It wasn't pretty.
People dropped like flies, their bodies unable to defend themselves from this virus that killed them in a few days.
The longest someone lasted was a week.
Taking advance of the massive drop in population, the aliens finally invaded, opening a large portal that sent through ships and troops that further killed of the human race.
Surprisingly, the GIW or Guys In White, proved themselves to be useful in fighting against the aliens, beating back the troops and either reclaiming lost territory or holding onto it with an iron grip.
They, along with the military managed to reclaim some semblance of order in various spot outside of Amity Park.
Amity Park was completely unaffected by the virus, the residents biology somehow prevented the virus from even lasting a few minutes within their bodies.
That doesn't mean they weren't unaffected by the invasion when it happened, the ghost shield around the town took the brunt of the damage, with the aliens trying and failing to get in to the town as easily as any other.
Phantom then appeared and beat them back.
The entire world was shaken by this seemingly out of nowhere invasion, with anywhere other than Amity Park suffering great losses.
Agent Alpha, the chief of GIW, approached the Fenton family. To various reactions from each memeber.
Blatant distrust from Danny.
Wariness from Jazz.
And politeness from the Fentons.
Agent Alpha threw away his dignity at asking non-government officials for help, not like that even really matters anymore to be honest, and asked the Fenton's to join their war effort.
Danny and Jazz immediately said no.
To which Agent Alpha wasn't surprised at, but he asked from time to explain.
Jack and Maddie agreed to hear him out.
Agent Alpha then went on to explain what life outside of Amity Park was like, telling them how humanity has been culled significantly down from they're frankly overpopulation. Cities have been destroyed, with some smaller islands and continents taken over by the alien force.
Agent Alpha doesn't want them fighting in this war physically, no. What he wants is for them to replicate what they did for Amity Park with their ghost shield, and supply them with Fenton works technology.
In return, they will offer any material they have at their disposal. And if they don't have it?
They will find it.
He again emphasized that they themselves do not have to fight in this war, they're actually far to valuable for that, but he wishes for them to supply their side with the defenses and weaponry needed to survive and hopefully win this war.
And how could the Fenton's say no such a thing?
Jack and Maddie went down into they're lab and handed them anything they thought they would need.
Such as ghost shield's, Fenton phones, Fenton bazooka's etx.
After the GIW left, they immediately started working on what was requested of them.
Danny and Jazz couldn't help but feel a bit of displeasure at the way they're parents are back in their lab and not coming out for hours on end after they finally decided to be a family again.
Even though they understand why they have to do it.
Danny himself has been rather fidgety a few weeks after Agen Alpha came by, with the alien attacks getting less and less frequent because of the GIW and Military deploying bases to fend them off from anywhere close to the Fentons.
Two months later phantom joined the war.
With intense displeasure from his family and Sam and Tucker, but Danny assured them he would be ok. Hell, some other ghosts even joined in.
Sam went off into the zone to pleas Undergrowth to help her, help her gain power to fight without the need to rely on any kind of tech or weaponry.
Perhaps Undergrowth was amused, or perhaps he simply took a liking to the girl. Regardless, he took her under his wing and taught her what humans would dub as 'magic'.
Tucker and Jazz, the great minds that they is. Helped the Fenton's develop and make ideas for new technology or to even upgrade existing ones.
With they're help, they even managed to complete the Ecto-Skeleton, and even make prototype nano-bots that enhanced healing and made the user stronger.
A year later was when Sam came back stronger than ever.
A year later was when the Fenton's and Tucker managed to complete the nano-bots and make even more of the Ecto-Skeletons.
A year later was when more ghosts joined the war.
A year later was when Sam joined the war and unleashed the might have nature upon her enemies.
A year later was when people started to gain abilities not unlike those out of comics like the elements and flight.
A year later was when the aliens found a way to kill ghosts.
Nobody knew how they managed to find a way, but they did. Adding on to even more of the stress this war has on basically everyone.
Even with all of this tech the Fenton's made for everyone, the nano-bots in their blood streams making them tougher and stronger. The war was still ongoing.
Even as a half and being far more durable than the normal human, Danny still had to take the nano-bots.
He couldn't say no to the worry and concern from basically everyone he knew.
To everyone's surprise, Jazz became a pilot for one of the alien bioships they managed to take down and rework for themselves. She was determined to not let her brother fight alone here, to which is understandable, but Jack and Maddie still asked her not to this.
Faced with her determined expression, they could only give her a hug and words to get back safe and send her on her way.
Jazz was one of the only few who were highly compatible with the alien bioship, so much so that it was a perfect assimilation.
In the middle of the year, humanity finally saw hope. Sam, Danny, Jazz and the GIW took down an enemy mothership.
To which the Fenton's greedily took and remade, and as even more compensation, Agent Alpha and the Military leaders let them keep the thing whenever they completed it.
Sam herself helped in multiple ways, one of them was fighting yes. But she also grew food and helped guide those with similar abilities along with their powers.
Tucker, Jack and Maddie finished the Mothership nearing the end of the year. Moving the most important things into it such as research and all that.
A few days into December was when something terrible and great happened.
Danny was almost killed by an alien mothership.
Another mothership was taken down.
Danny took the brunt of the damage, almost dying again just to ensure that the ship was taken down. He was incredibly weakened because of this, his body littered with cuts that were thankfully healing thanks to his powers and the nano-bots.
Jazz immediately scooped him up before he fell to the ground, not taking any type of bullshit and taking him straight home and staying by his side.
Agent Alpha gave her the go ahead, much to some of the Military leader's chagrin, mostly because she was one of the best pilots out of hundreds of people.
Agent Alpha then reminded them that she is just a child and was unwillingly to take zero shit in this regard.
Sam also pulled away from the war for a time, going back to check on her friend, which again, just like Jazz. Agent Alpha gave the go ahead for.
Although it was a reduce in their combatants, they were good enough to hold out for an extended period of time.
Though Jazz and Sam had to inevitably come back to help, Agent Alpha still gave them the leeway to go back and check on their friend whenever they felt like it. The children already joined a war they shouldn't be in, he'll gave them as much leeway as he's able and deal with the other leader's to protect what little innocence that they have left if he has to.
A few months later, and Danny still hasn't woken up. Connected to the best medical facilities they have in the Fentonship, they would have thought him dead if they didn't know any better.
Didn't help how Danny was looked like he was basically engulfed by the bed and hooked up to various machines.
Safe to say, that year ended off with a very solemn Christmas.
The beginning of next year was when Jazz and Sam left to back to the battle field.
The middle of next year was when another mothership fell and Jazz and Sam returned to Amity park.
The end of next year was when the aliens had enough.
Enemies swarmed the bases around Amity park, swarm after swarm after swarm. Taking them out and reaching Amity park.
The last mothership left focused most of its power into a single shot, leaving enough to leave it floating in the air, and shot it at the Ghost Shield.
The ghost shield broke.
And the aliens invaded.
Jack and Maddie told Jazz, Sam and Tucker to stay in the mothership. It was no request either.
It was an order.
Amity was quickly overrun, people dying left and right. Even Vlad put aside his one-sided feud with Jack to help against the hoard.
It wasn't enough.
Jack and Maddie built a giant ghost portal before this happened, big enough to fit the Fentonship ship through. They said it was to get even more ectoplasm to power the increasing demand of their tech.
Which wasn't a lie, but wasn't the whole truth.
The Fentonship had a secret command installed into it, one not even Tucker himself knew of.
When it looked like Amity Park would fall, and the combined forces of Jack, Maddie, and Vlad weren't enough. The Fenton's executed the command.
The Fentonship powered up and flew itself into the Ghost Zone. Then, sharing a nod between the three of them.
The ghost portal was broken.
Vlad made sure to deactivate and take apart every ghost portal he has himself, and so did the Fenton's. They let Vlad in on the plan and he, surprisingly, agreed to it.
The Fentonship flew into the zone, and then through another portal. Lading in an empty part of space.
Jazz was barely keeping herself together, and when a hologram video of her parents standing together and saying how "If you are seeing this, then we are already dead", and then explaining they're plan to keep them safe in case Amity Park ever fell.
Jazz couldn't keep herself together anymore.
Sam and Tucker comforted her in anyway they could, and even they themselves couldn't help but shed tears over what they've heard.
Danny is still in a coma.
Amity Park fell.
The Fenton's are most probably dead.
Earth lost a great combat force and minds.
so there they were, 4 kids flying through space with one of them in a coma and the unknown of if their home even survived.
Some time later, they don't know how long but they could tell its been a while, they came across an earth look a like.
They don't know if its actually earth, but they couldn't help but hope that they're home actually survived, and that the Fenton's aren't dead and that there's still time.
A few hours prior, the Justice League discovered and unidentified spacecraft flying to earth.
#Dp x Dc#jazz fenton#danny fenton#sam manson#tucker foley#jack fenton#maddie fenton#vlad plasmius#Agent Alpha#undergrowth#The world got invaded and probably fucking ended#hahah#I love putting people through the angst wringer lmao#Please don't try and kill me I have done nothing wrong#This wasn't supposed to be this long wtf#This was just supposed to be a stupid idea man...#Anyways#have it i guess#I should probably stop posting barely thought out aus...#<#Forgot about this ngl
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