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cgi blood sprays are a crime against humanity
#should be punishable#because wtf#get a can of red paint out now#please just make it practical#cgi blood sprays look dumb as fuck#horror movies#horror
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Video skit is by thepandaredd, I just added open captions
Lemme know if there’s anything I can fix up 👍
#Video#thepandaredd#batfam#open captions#captions#subtitles#DC#gothamites#Tim Drake#Jason Todd#Dick Grayson#Connor Kent#Damian Wayne#a lot of the noise wasnt captioned only because if you so much as fucking breath while holding a spray can that shits gonna make noise#also the gravel
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They are DONE!!! LOOK AT THEM AAA
They will now be there under my monitor (totally dont mind the shamos chilling behind them...)
#tf2#lil pootis#medimedes#...and a shamos from mh:w#anyway listen medimedes gave me so much trouble the entire time I'm making him#not only he was a massive pain in the ass that didnt let me form him easily#after his paintjob the spray paint fucked me over#took me three repaints to get him to top condition#the good news is the spray paint gives him this... fuzzy texture#so while pootis is smooth asf medimedes feel fuzzy ish in comparison!#the... glasses was also a challenge but nothing a wire extracted from a ribbon cant fix!
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Whb!AsmodeusxGn!Reader
Happy Halloween, and enjoy this sinful fanfiction
Cw: Corruption, primal, predator/prey, breeding, mind control, womb tattoo(what's the gender-neutral term for that), Heat, religious play, CNC, Asmodeus yaps a lot, aftercare
You kneel at the end of the sanctuary your hands clasped together As you pray in the dead of night. As the rest of your brothers and sisters at the monastery slumber, You had woken up early dreaming of sin, pools of blood red eyes staring into your very soul as you feel hands grasp and touch you in ways the Lord will not permit.
You had been plagued with sinful thoughts and dreams for a while now. So you pray hoping that someone would answer your prayers, and you'll be free from temptation.
But in the ivory halls of the church, with nothing but the light of the Moon and the candles lit around the altar to keep you company. Little did you know you were not alone. A darkness more sinister stalks closer. The candle sticks that littered the Sanctuary blow out one by one starting from the entrance when the doors creeped open.
You didn't open your eyes And one by one each candle blows out all around you. You did not open your eyes until you smelled the smoke. The only candles that were still lit were the ones around the altar. You thought as though the wind must have blew them out.
Your eyes adjusting to the dark as you squint looking around for an opened window or door that you are not aware of that could have caused the candles to go out. Your eyes peer into the blackened void behind you. You could almost feel at stare back.
That's when you heard it.
"well well well, What do we have here. A little lamb astrayed from its flock?"
It bellowed. Echoing throughout the entire chamber, your heart quickens as you lose your balance from the shock, falling from your knees to your bum. Your eyes widen as they dart throughout the room, But all you could see was the same inky darkness that not even the moonlight could pierce.
"W-who are you?" Your voice cracks the only words you can manage to get out.
The figure finally steps into what little light that could reach into the monastery. Long pitch black hair his naked figure covered by a single white silk robe ironic for what he was. Chains and barbed vines around his arms and legs and his piercing red eyes with a single yet unmistakable curled horn.
There was no mistaken of what he was. Your breath shakes your whole body shakes. Grasping the gold pendant around your neck You scoot away.
The demon chuckles. "Don't be afraid dear human, I promise I'll take good care of you." The way that word rolled off the tongue made you shiver. You didn't want to know what he meant by that.
"You're not supposed to be here!" You call out
"This is a house of God! You are not welcome devil!"
The red-eyed monster grinned, his smile wide and sinister, flashing his fangs. He let out a deep chuckle. "Your God will not protect you." He smiles. You can hear shackles on his arms and legs shake as he stalks closer. That sinister smile seems to grow wider and wider.
"Do you think you're pathetic little prayers will keep the incarnate of Lust away from what he has claimed. Look into my eyes prey you know who I am..."
As the being gets lower to your level, his claws scratch against the marble tiles as he practically crawls toward you. Eyes full of longing and hunger. Getting so dangerously close, you could smell a sweet temptation coming from him.
They warned warned you about him; One of the seven deadly sins.
Asmodeus.
He didn't have to hear you say it because he could see it in your eyes The delicious fear. He could hear every pump of your heart getting faster and faster And of course you reeked of desire. Pretty virgin things like you always made the most delicious of prey.
"I can smell that you crave for me." He growls.
Your heart practically stopped; that sentence alone finally made your feet move, scampering on the ground before taking off. All you hear was a laugh echoing through the halls as you keep running.
You could hear him coming for you his heavy breath the footsteps behind you that sound less and less human and more like a pack of hungry wolves.
You didn't look back; you didn't dare to. You could already hear how close he was and that he was gaining. Your lungs burned as you pushed as hard as you could. You could only reach outside in the courtyard, the moonlight showing his full figure before he tackled you to the ground, his whole body weight bringing you down.
Using his entire strength, Asmodeus forces you to the ground. You are at his mercy as you try desperately to fight him. You swore you felt drool dripping on your skin when he buried his nose into your neck, deeply inhaling your scent.
"perfect, simply perfect. I've been watching you for a while. And now that you're underneath me, You are far better than I ever could have imagined." His breathy voice tickled your ear as you delicately felt his claws and fingers around your neck. Your heart dropped as you felt a bulge in his clothes pressing against your pajamas. You try to squirm out of his grip, anything to get out, but you are trapped, caged in his arms, back pressed against his chest.
"your ass grinds against me, mate; You're so eager for me to claim you as mine." He sneered. His claws were ripping and shredding through your clothes as if they were paper.
Treating you like a mir doll for his amusement. Asmodeus flips you over, holding your arms together with his big hand.
"Yes, let me see you, let me see my new bride." He purrs. His eyes rolling over you like a piece of meat.
Your struggling was cute, It highlighted how much bigger and stronger he was compared to you but he began to grow tired of your useless attempts at freedom. He likes his mates 'willing' after all.
He let out another animalistic purr pressing his tongue against your collarbone looking up your neck as his other hand presses down on your lower stomach.
You felt heat underneath his palm a sweet pleasurable heat burning into your core when he lifts his palm a mark appears and its place.
That warmth from your core begins to spread all over your body. Places where he has touched, bit, licked, or sucked, begin to tingle all the way down to your core.
Asmodeus watches with a pleasant grin as his influence slowly takes over your body. He presses harder against you, his skin against yours. All he was doing was touching you, yet you felt so sensitive—that little warmth beginning to grow hotter and hotter as It became increasingly harder to think. The demon above you begins to explore your body with his hand and his tongue, licking and groping every part he can, feeling up his new favorite toy.
"Good human, become nice and obedient for me. Feel your mind slip away and become mine." His voice seems to echo in your mind; you feel it with your whole body, sending ripples of pleasure throughout.
Asmodeus, lets go of your wrists. Finally, you have a chance to escape, but your body has other plans: staying underneath him, obedient and ready.
Knowing that your body has completely submitted to him, the devil leans backward, unveiling his cock hard and throbbing, his balls swollen. "Come to me, human, come serve your new male. Prepare him for breeding." He moans, His hand squeezing his shaft with one lazy pump before cupping his balls.
His voice echoes in your mind and you obey him without question. The more you resist the deeper you fall.
As your mouth begins to drool at the sight of his dick. You crawl forward on your hands and knees. He watched in delight to your tiny hand wrapping around his demon cock before taking it in your mouth.
His natural musk, sweet yet woody fills your nose All you want to do is bury your face into him and ride him till the sun comes up. Your own drool runs down his shaft using it as lube to pump his cock with your hand while you struggle to take it deeper.
Despite your eagerness to please him, your movements were that of a virgin; he could smell that you were turned on by this, Even if you are under his influence. He plays with his jet-black hair idly, His teeth sinking into his lip. The desire to corrupt you with his demonic seed grows with every bob of your empty little head.
With a wave of his finger for you to stop, you obey like an obedient dog in heat; His cock is coated with your saliva, and your mouth drools from the taste of his pretty cock in your mouth. Asmodeus smirked as he crawled back on top of you with one hand. He parts your your thighs, preparing to sink inside you.
"I've had enough waiting, I'm going to breed you like the sow you are." Asmodeus growled
You arched your back as his cock filled you up just right. Putting your legs over his shoulders as he pressed his entire body weight down onto you. He didn't wait for a moment because if he did, you would be screaming and begging him to move.
With every slam of his hips the symbol on your core begin to glow brighter and brighter.
At that moment, your mind was not yours. It belonged to the man claiming you, but you could still feel it begin to change and warp with every thrust. His cock hits the deepest parts of you, and he snarls, feeling you clench.
"I know you're close. Cum as I fill you with seed and marry you in Unholy Matrimony right outside the very place you kneel and worship Your Lord!" He pants, a crazed look in his eye as he chases his orgasm. He's close, So close, ready to flood your insides and mark you as his. He could feel you tighten around his throbbing cock; you were close, there was no need in try to fight it. He's going to shatter your pitiful attempt at rebellion and rip the orgasm out of you.
Asmodeus let out an animalistic growl, drilling down into you harder and harder. If it wasn't for his voice ringing into your head, all you could hear was the slapping of his hips and his balls against your ass. "I will bind you to me, and you will worship me like your new God! Cum on my cock whore!"
It was a command, ending it with sinking his teeth right into your neck. Your eyes rolled back clenching and exploding all over him. Asmodeus letting out a maniac laugh before slammed with one final thrust deep inside you to steal his hips. He made sure to lift your lower body just right so he was reaching as deep as he could before filling your deepest parts with his virile seed. Your cunt milks him as you cum like it's the first time you came in your entire life milking his cock as you feel every spurt of seed as he drains his balls inside you.
Even as you stopped even after he stopped he still pressed inside you. Making sure every drop stays deep.
The two of you back in the afterglow before you feel as modius wrap his arms around you He nuzzles into your neck peppering it with kisses.
"beloved, My dearly beloved."
He groaned still deep inside you You can still feel how hard he was.
"I still want more... I want more of you." He whined overdramatically, grinding his still-stiff shaft against you.
As much as he wanted to have more of you, as much as he wanted to drill you into the dirt till the two of you were spent and on the verge of passing out, He knew that you probably had had enough. You were merely human, after all. Deliciously and lovingly human.
You felt his tongue drag across your neck again this time affectionately you giggle and push him away "All right get away from me stinky. We can't stay here for long." He lets out a groan despite him being much stronger than you he plays along moving his body giving you a little more space. Only a little.
"Satan doesn't have to know what we use this place for."
Asmodeus purred playing with your hair as he stayed glued to your body like a clingy lover. He cared little for the names you gave him It was a nickname from you and he would accept any.
"I highly doubt he wouldn't know after how loud we were."
He just let out a goofy chuckle. Guilty was charged He wasn't exactly the quietest either.
"Will you stay with me tonight? I promise we can bathe together."
It was a tempting offer. He was desperate to have you in his arms for a little while longer Even if that means doing the one thing he hated. But your answer is still the same, knowing that one night with him will never just be one night...
"You know my answer."
You heard the pout in his voice "Mmh Okay... But at least let me bring you back to your bedroom. I'd like to tuck you."
#smut#making Asmodeus as creepy as I fucking can#The creepiness is part of his charm#*sprays pepper spray sliced with febreze at him*#whb asmodeus#what in hell is bad#whb#whb x reader#wihib#whb abaddon#Asmodeus yaps a lot....#demon x reader#demon x human#whb Asmodeus x reader
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It’s just so interesting how perceived hygiene is used to sell products. Razor companies wanted to sell more razors so they made it fashionable and “hygienic” for women to shave their whole bodies. And that’s the standard now. Now there’s a huge push on “full body deodorants” and several companies have come out with them and I wonder if that will become the standard eventually. Beauty and hygiene tools/products, believe it or not, were one of the more widely marketed objects in the 1880s and 1890s newspapers I read. And we know the Roman Empire was the same from the amount of body scrapers, nail picks and eyebrow tweezers we’ve found.
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help i forgot to post the finished product 💔lets go
he's not perfect but i still love him 🥰(he is a repulsive creature) bonus: uhm. layers
#i dont know how long this took but there was definitely an hour#wreck it ralph#king candy#the turble#turbo#roblox spray paint#this was so fucking hard💪💪💪💪
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js paint tylers <3
#artists on tumblr#digital art#art#pixel aesthetic#fight club#fight club 1999#tyler durden#doodle#ms paint#when he's silly but also a terrorist#something quick before I think of a serious drawing to do#I'm in love with spray paint brushes they fuck so hard#and that mixed with extreme pixelization??#it scratches my neurons in a good way#love drawing with an old ass program#it's not abt the final piece but the experience wnjwnfkweng#martyryo
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my idiot wife
#he's so fucking dumb#hehe let me spray pepper spray in my eyes for fun#johnny knoxville#johnny is a masochist#jackass#mtv jackass#pj clapp
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My crops are growing well, Irrigation is the future.
#i just wanted to draw see through wet shirt#unrestrained summer fun#i am projecting soooooooooooooooo hard right now#lucy#wiki spraying her to cool her down#my art#art#watering your lesbian demon#illustration#doodle#sketch#her make up got all fucked up#she always wears make up because its very fun#also she looks kinda funny with straight hair
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occasional starling off time activities
#they are so fucking stupid i love stars so much#i hope they like having their mouth dyed green and spray paint taste -the storch in there#you cannot tell me this did not happen at least once#rule of sesbian lex :)#signalis#signalis star#star signalis#starling#storch signalis#signalis storch#stcr signalis#signalis stcr#stcr#signalis fanart#my art
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Nines doesn’t need to see that
#Reed900#gavinreed#dbh#detroit become human#gavin reed#dbh rk900#gavin900#dbh gavin#rk900#my art#Incoherent gay doodles#Someone spray painted “FUCK 800” on the sidewalk#So i thought of this
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Dressed up to hallow my ween!
#disco elysium#harry du bois#i spray painted a black fake mustache and trimmed it thats why it looks so fucked#i already got recognized by someone irl : ))
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if you’re a city girl through and through like me when bakugou invites you to go hiking or camping with him he’s the most affectionate before he asks, drowning you in kisses and random gifts on top of the ones he regularly gets you, breakfast in bed the day he’s gonna ask and getting off work early just to pick up your favorite treats at the bakery before they close
he knows you’ll always say yes, it’s just a little added plus since he knows you’ll hate the part with the mosquitoes and the random sounds in the dark when it’s pitch back out and you’re clinging to him inside the tent or the distant howling in the silent night inside the old cottage
#kai.rambles#i’m visiting my bf’s family in the countryside and bro i’m struggling#the mosquitoes have made a feast out of me#the heat is absurd i am sweating through my clothes#there is no light so far up the mountains so when it gets dark out it’s pitch fucking black#the makeup is makeuping tho so i’m okay i tried the patrick star setting spray and y’all it did not come to play#fully recommend if you’re a makeup girlie like me#bakugou katsuki#bakugou x reader#bakugou katsuki x reader
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#overwatch#sigma#the shop queue fucking crashed so i took the opportunity to screenshot the sprays cuz i want to look at them. god we are eating so good
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I need to see Ford and Bill having throat gripping, toe curling, absolute fuck nasty sex, but for like actual scientific purposes. Like. How ??? HOW ??!??! HE IS A 2D TRIANGLE ?? HIS MOUTH AND EYEBALL ARE SAME HOLE ?!??
#Alex Hirst if you can hear me...#please stop listening actually i don't want you to hear this lol#Ford is a d1 monster fucker and i respect it. he's just like me fr#gravity falls#billford#bill cypher#ford pines#stanford pines#can bill even like... reproduce...? even asexually...? is he like a plant ?? or a fish perhaps....#chat which ones worse ? bill fucks. bill lays eggs. bill sprays sperm. or bill distributes seeds of himself#what if its a secret 6th option ???
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This is their dynamic lmao- He was absolutely still insane pre-Ranpo, still petty and jealous just slightly contained in work UNTIL he meet Ranpo
#artists on tumblr#bsd oc art#bsd fanart#poe bsd#bsd poe#bsd edgar allan poe#edgar allen poe bsd#bsd sir Arthur Conan Doyle#my oc: sir Arthur Conan Doyle#that tag has me giggling ngl#sir arthur conan doyle#arthur conan doyle#he’s getting a lil too cruel verbally w the criminal they just caught#Doyle has to get the fucking spray bottle
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