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[scuderiamint]

bro youd think lestappen got a 1-2 with how smiley they are in some of the interviews 😭

[nucipheram]

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Video skit is by thepandaredd, I just added open captions

Lemme know if there’s anything I can fix up 👍

[dokabee]

They are DONE!!! LOOK AT THEM AAA

They will now be there under my monitor (totally dont mind the shamos chilling behind them...)

[goryhorroor]

cgi blood sprays are a crime against humanity

[froody]

It’s just so interesting how perceived hygiene is used to sell products. Razor companies wanted to sell more razors so they made it fashionable and “hygienic” for women to shave their whole bodies. And that’s the standard now. Now there’s a huge push on “full body deodorants” and several companies have come out with them and I wonder if that will become the standard eventually. Beauty and hygiene tools/products, believe it or not, were one of the more widely marketed objects in the 1880s and 1890s newspapers I read. And we know the Roman Empire was the same from the amount of body scrapers, nail picks and eyebrow tweezers we’ve found.

[martyryo]

js paint tylers <3

[wis-art]

My crops are growing well, Irrigation is the future.

[star-ar512]

occasional starling off time activities

[godsworstson]

my idiot wife

[kaidabakugou]

if you’re a city girl through and through like me when bakugou invites you to go hiking or camping with him he’s the most affectionate before he asks, drowning you in kisses and random gifts on top of the ones he regularly gets you, breakfast in bed the day he’s gonna ask and getting off work early just to pick up your favorite treats at the bakery before they close

he knows you’ll always say yes, it’s just a little added plus since he knows you’ll hate the part with the mosquitoes and the random sounds in the dark when it’s pitch back out and you’re clinging to him inside the tent or the distant howling in the silent night inside the old cottage

[tauforged]

[max-nicoxfandom]

I need to see Ford and Bill having throat gripping, toe curling, absolute fuck nasty sex, but for like actual scientific purposes. Like. How ??? HOW ??!??! HE IS A 2D TRIANGLE ?? HIS MOUTH AND EYEBALL ARE SAME HOLE ?!??

[two-crows]

[tyunkus]

ok but imagine taehyun with a gf who’s always worry about her looks and fixes her makeup and hair at all times. but to him looking your best is when you’re panting n drooling under him like the little mess you are with his n your cum leaking out, staining your inner thighs like his dumb little pretty princess :(

ahhh taehyun would be the best boyfriend ever… always so supportive and hypes you up wheneber you do your makeup and hair, loves how seriously you take it, thinks you look so adorable whenever you’re sitting n focusing on doing your makeup or have your hair in like rollers or a bonnet or you’re straightening it like 😭 his heart is so full watching you! and guess what he’s so so perfect cuz he’ll always buy you makeup even when you don’t ask first, would show up with bags of new palettes and lip products and concealers and whatnot… his favorite thing though is seeing it all run down your face when he fucks you <3 “got yourself all prettied up for me, didn’t you? what a sweet, sweet girl… so pretty, all for me, huh? my princess just wants to look pretty for me, doesn’t she?” ugh and he’s going fucking crazy, you have no idea how hard you made him when he saw you all dolled up and gorgeous, he had no choice but to fuck u okayyy his thick cock pulled all the way until the tip and pushing right back in, fills you up soooo goooddd eyes rolling back and he loves the way it looks, mascara running and eyeliner all smudged from the mix of your tears and your juice that got all over his hands <333 soooo nasty i love it

[inkskinned]

sometimes i think that the worst part might be that what you did permanently changed me. the rest of my life is shaped by what you did to me. there is an after you, bleak and bleeding.

and i have to carry it around. i have to take care of it. i have to step around all the broken glass of it. sometimes i think i have finally outrun it; only to find it dripping from my sink. panic attacks in grocery stores - the acrid taste of you suddenly overwhelming. i cannot touch with clean hands; i'm too covered in this silken slime you left on me.

sometimes, though. sometimes i think the worst part is actually that despite all evidence to the contrary - how i scrambled for your approval, took ever-smaller pieces. despite the red flags and the warning signs and the days i spent angrily saying i deserve to get what i need. despite all of it.

i loved you anyway. and knowing that. absolutely broke me.

[stump-not-found]

yaaaay mr guy hellooooo