#fucking spellcheck

[sixbucks]

Dogs with the longest lifespans

1. Chihuahua

2. Dachshund

3. Laboratories Retriever

4. Beagle

5. Mixed breed

6. Pomeranian

7. Pug

8. Toy poodle

[hsslilly-blog]

⭐️ From today's featured article: Claribel Marie Swanson (born February 14, 1990) is an American actress, model and film producer.

claire wikipedia article!! also claire lore. read this as if it’s 2019 by the way.

[tchaikovskaya]

There are some things that will simultaneously humiliate you as being undereducated and expose you as a French Speaker (derogatory), or vice versa in French as an Anglo. and one of those things is when you fail to correctly spell something with a double consonant when neither language’s phonology has gemination.

[riaspeaks]

I HATE these new caitlin clark / iowa fans so much. It really is like talking to a fucking wall with these idiots like why are you dick riding caitling so fucking much it's so fucking iritating cause first off they act like caitlin is the best player to ever exist AS IF like ever heard of diana taurasi? probably not you DIPSHIT maya moore? of course you haven't and the only wnba player they can ever name is stewie like brother you got into wbb two weeks ago stfu. realisticlly caitlin only scores that much because she HAS TOO she plays w a bunch of bums like no duh paige isn't gonna be dropping 40 every game because her team can actually FUCKING PLAY please put some respect on paiges name bro like she's BEEN number one caitlin realisticlly only got this popular because paige was injured oh and the fucking injury keep in mind she basically missed TWO YEARS so I'd say for not being able to play for two years she doing pretty fucling great once again PUT SOME RESPECT ON PAIGE BUECKERS SHES LITERALLY PAIGE BUECKERS

[z-shalltear]

"I forget who & where I am when we kiss"

primmy primprim 🩷🩷🩷 mostly for @cutiesigh 🫶🫶 ty for da inspo (also i promise ill get some thing out for Issac's late bday i just had this in my drafts for a bit and want it out qwq) -> nsfw implications, tiny bit of degration bc primmy // prompt source

The breathless comment gave the woman in question a laugh. A small, airy laugh that you could almost feel tickle your skin due to your close proximity to each other.

Prim straddled your lap, arms wrapped around your shoulders as the two of you sat upon her plush bed. Soft blankets and pillows surrounded you, and the shades of pink and white that decorated the room gave something that was so wholly "Prim." The sweet smell of fragrances you were unable to discern were nearly overwhelming.

You were barely able to give it more than a glance before the woman in question took up all of your attention.

You ran your hands over her bare skin, the only clothing she still had on was her frilly skirt. She was quick to throw off anything that got in the way and soaked in the warmth you provided.

Her soft skin felt like heaven against yours, you absent-mindedly trace the near invisible freckles the dotted her skin. Your brain was fuzzy, the taste of her lip gloss lingered over your lips. She pulled you from your thoughts with a smile.

“My Saint, all cute and stupid from some little kiss.” She leans closer, pressing her forehead against yours as her eyes fluttered shut. Were it not for the lewd words that unashamedly slipped from her pink-tinted lips, you would have called her an angel from the way her hair flowed and to the way her pretty lips curled into the soft smile.

“I wonder how many thoughts that pretty little head of yours could form after I sit on your face.” She hums, as if to actually ponder it. “Shall we find out?”

[papermint-airplane]

If I die, somebody come delete my browser history and change my wallpaper to no longer be a thirst trap of my Sim pls and thx 😌

[alectoperdita]

Fanfiction: Gasoline (4977 words) by Alecto

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters (Anime & Manga) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jounouchi Katsuya | Joey Wheeler/Kaiba Seto Characters: Jounouchi Katsuya | Joey Wheeler, Kaiba Seto Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Yakuza, Aged-Up Character(s), Established Relationship, Jealousy, Explicit Sexual Content, Possessive Sex, Car Sex, Anal Sex, Barebacking, Dirty Talk, Top Jounouchi Katsuya | Joey Wheeler, Bottom Kaiba Seto, Power Bottom, Dom/sub Undertones, Porn with Feelings

Series: Part 3 of In bed with the mob

Summary:

An evening spent drinking in the company of the fairer sex always made Seto eager to restake his claim over Katsuya. Jealousy was gasoline, and they were playing with fire.

Read on AO3

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Before Katsuya knew it, he landed flat on his back in the backseat of Seto's Lexus, with the man crouched over him. The parking garage was devoid of people, and the vehicle's tinted windows offered a semblance of privacy. Still, Katsuya tensed when Seto pounced on his lips, ferocious as he sucked the air from Katsuya's lungs.

Not a second later, Seto sprang back, a nasty snarl worming across his face. "You stink of that bimbo's perfume."

Once he finished spitting his jealous venom, he began attacking Katsuya's clothing. A button sprang loose, vanishing into the darkness. Katsuya mourned its loss, wondering if his tiger-print shirt would soon follow.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Vriska: Love is in the air?

Vriska: Wrong!

Vriska: Neurotoxin :::;)

[ferromagnetiic]

🔎 - Their last 3 search terms

          【 𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐀 𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐊!! 】      « My muse’s data has been compromised! Send a symbol to discover: 🔎 - Their last 3 search terms »                     @snowdrcp

how to spell gorjuss

how to spell gorgyis

how to call your bird pretty

He doesn't want to acknowledge it. He's not going to address it. Don't talk to him. Go away. It's a fucking stupid word.

[fucked-up-spellcheck]

Hey

I wanted to make a gimmick blog. I don't know if anything like this exists.

I will reblog posts with spelling mistakes pointing them out, but not correcting them. Like the spellchecker on my laptop.

As for me, I'm not sharing my name because my mutuals would know me immediately and I'd like to stay incognito for a while. Yall can call me mod or spellcheck for now. Any pronouns. Oh, and I'm a minor.

Disclaimer: Everything on this blog is /lh

[creatrixanimi]

wait now im mad at everyone being a pompous asshole at spelling post. Like 1. Its pretty obvious that the spelling and handwriting is bad because its a timed essay and sometimes when u handwrite words stuff goes wrong even when you know how to spell them. Also It only takes like 2 seconds to suss out that it was probably an essay question for an exam because kids dont handwrite real essays anymore and they probably had like 30 minutes to get something down and spelling is not a particularly high priority for handwritten essay responses. And 2. spelling is just kinda hard and unintuitive and everyone acting like they are super great at it are just saying that because they haven't written without spellcheck for a decade.

[fatfemmefreaquency]

watching nanowrimo power torch their brand is… wild

i don’t even go here but i swear it’s like they woke up and said “hey how do we completely destroy customer trust in as little time as possible?” and then they just… did it

hey maybe if your main audience is artists don’t accept sponsorship from a corporation that directly plagiarizes those artists in order to fuck them over and make their careers disappear. that’s just common sense.

anyone with a brain could have seen how this would end, and yet

[soup-mother]

now im just feeling bad and weird but whatever

[z-shalltear]

pr..ompt...

Ryder and Issac 'you're my favorite notification'

OR OR Rosie and Knox... 'kiss me under the starry sky.' GIGGLE I LOVE YOU SHALLS RARARARA

WIFEYYYYY ILYYTTT MWAH /p idk how to write ryder so i did the second one i hope dis is okay... sniffle i wanted this to be longer but ughh not my best work </3 // mildly suggestive

Knox gives you a deadpan look before it breaks into an amused grin. He had you pressed against the cold brick wall, a night time chill barely settling in. It did not slip by the wolf hybrid that you took this opportunity to place a hand directly on his chest.

"Had to bail on this job for you, y'know?" His tail brushing against your leg made you jolt. "It was a real high-paying one too." He leans down to nip at your neck.

The moment Knox had finally spotted you mixed in between the other club-goers he had abandoned his position, taking you by the waist and pulling you into the alleyway. You take a glance at the alleyway's entrance, other club-goers passed by with no regard to the dark alley. He squeezes your hip, drawing your attention back to him.

"I'll be taking more than just a kiss to make up for it, Starlight." And with that, their hand slips lower to brush against where you wanted it most. A shiver of excitement runs through you as you anticipate a very fun night.

⚠️

[the-casbah-way]

the next chapter of my jedtavius au is here. there's fluff. there's corporate anxiety. there's kahmunrah and attila gay on gay violence. there's rebecca for approximately two seconds. and god octavius should quit his job

[trans-axolotl]

i have so mcuh shit i was going to try to write tonight (the book chapter, the intersex art peice, sw guide) but when i sit down to try to read aynything my brains starts sliding around and cannot focus. when my body is exhausted like right now my dsylexia becomes like. impossible to cope with. tried switching to diffefrent fonts tried reading upside down instead of right side up and everything is just oozing. going to take a break and try again tomorrow