#fucking shut me up dude
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Coming across another blog that has the perfect layout and the most gorgeous takes only to be listed in their dni (which I so rarely check) makes me want to gouge my eyes out and present them at their feet like pls I'm a freak yes but I'll treat you so good baby
#this is abt samgirls who hate incest#love me and ill give youd head like youve never imagined#*canons#no im jk i meant regular head#no head#fucking shut me up dude#i hope you read thr first tag as kathleen hanna talking about giving carnies head ij the seedy underbelly of the carnival in the song by bik#ini kill called carnival
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Posting dnd fanart on tumblr call that ablogtheosis
Erm sketchbook reveal 2/? +a little bitty classic bandit digital art
#bandit's doodles#jrwi apotheosis#jrwi peter#jrwi rumi#jrwi thanatos#jrwi lizard…. uhh#15 episodes and It’s already a hyperfixation dude what’s goin on here#I was thinking to myself ‘i wanna make more eye catching designs for these guys like my Gillion design’ and then I go on to draw peter#the most normal guy design ever#drawing Peter with the autism creature tbh eyes is the only reason I get up in the morning#so that’s a plus#usually I just draw stupid shit#so drawing rumi in all their beautiful glory is surprisingly refreshing#I can draw gorgeous things too just watch me bro#just wait till you see my Vyncent design bro you’re all gonna swoon like you’re wiwi#anyway apotheosis ammiright#time for bandit to shut the fuck up
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duke roger of conte is such a funny character, honestly. imagine being such an objectionable cunt that an entire pantheon of gods goes "absolutely not" and sets alanna loose on him. baby girl just wanted to be a knight and go on adventures and the gods keep giving her new special toys with which she is specifically destined to kick this one guy's ass. honestly the main reason thom was able to resurrect roger was that the black god went "um. no thanks" when he died the first time. no wonder he came back an atheist lmao
#tortall#song of the lioness#i am doing a reread and this aspect of the series is newly hilarious to me#like. is alanna the most specialest girly who gets all the toys? yes shut up she deserves it!#but also: the gods keep giving her all the toys because Fuck This One Dude In Particular is such a funny way to interpret the text
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me watching the arcane performances tbh
#i called my sister to watch with me#and we ended up crying our eyes out#dude that was so fucking good#they all did so GREAT#TWENTY ONE PILOT SMY HEARTHJG THEY GOT ORCHESTRA AS THEY SHOULD#DDUEEE#i knew they were gonna do a lil mashup but it was pretty gooood#ough#sorry i'll shut up now kdfj#the game awards#arcane#twenty one pilots#d4vd#royal and the serpent
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“i hope u die” lame, boring, unoriginal. “i hope ur favourite mostly female show’s top category on ao3 is f/m or m/m” horrifying, blasphemous, tragically realistic, no way to survive.
#derry girls#cmon guys we literally have a canon lesbian why r all our fics erin/james#where is my clare/erin???#where is my clare/anyone???#there r like 3 male characters why did u guys decide to obsess over one of them THIS hard???#(don’t get me wrong i love james but dude)#ao3#ryan shut the fuck up
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the exhausting slog of listening to anecdotal horror stories where rednecks are continually villified even if they dont do anything. "he was just so creepy... one of those fat mullet redneck types" ok and? ok and? and? ok? and the premise of the story is he smiled at you in passing? ok? and? there was one by someone who lived in the same kind of area i grew up but they were very proud to say they were middle class so you can imagine how many digs they took at the broke people around them that are systemically left to rot by the government. wow he only had two teeth? and theyre brown? are you going to step down out of your gold plated horse drawn carriage to pay for this man to go to a dentist? bc he sure as fuck couldnt afford to even if he wanted to. oh that guys fat? hes fat AND he has a mullet? doesnt he know only skinny middle class gen z kids are allowed to have those? what a disgusting perv. dont even get me started on old men who, oh god. wear flannel and have a truck. jesus fucking christ put them down already
#shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up#so called leftists when someone is poor and rural: oh god but what if hes got COOTIES? kill it kill it now before it looks at me ew ew ew#its like the hills have eyes out here its like deliverance all of these scary mean inbred hillbillies with no teeth and old cars ew ew eww#GENUINELY do me a favor and KYS#universal basic income and human rights for everyone except those uneducated racist smelly perverts who live in the mtns#except the mountains kind of go off and i like their stories and ''cryptids'' very marketable very demure very queercoded very removed#from all cultural context#oh you like appalachia? you like ''cryptids''? can you name a single community that the oral histories and stories came down from?#no and i know you wont because individually you would be terrified of any of those people if you saw them walking down the street#jesus fuck dude im so heated over this right now sorry
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i need me some xmen first class found family fanfics
i need them to get up to silly antics in the mansion or wateva
i’ve read a few but it aint enough 😔
#i thought of something funny but i genuinely cannot bring myself to post it 😭#actually i might post it who gives a fuck what you post on here anyway#i got two wolves in me: the shame of having fun and enjoying myself in the things i like#and having a jolly good time#getting tired woahh#i feel like my brain is going through a fog rn#not cool dude#cherik#x men#wish does not shut up
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Seeing my boys get their cards brought me such joy. I'M SO PROUD OF YOU TWO!!! 😭💜
#when koda shut that fucking dude up oh my gosh koda there is a reason i adore you so much#shoji had a very good point to bring up the hospital#so y'all gonna storm the hospital to release one guy while hurting everyone else in the process#mind you also heteromorphs that could be there and innocent sick people#then you're proving the point of those who think you're monsters#all those quirks and none of y'all thought 'okay we'll distract the heros and one or two of us...'#'with quirks that can help us be sneaky will go into the hospital to get kurogiri'#shame shame on every single one of you#if I hear the word spokesperson one more time I'm punching something... HE ANNOYED ME#but i HATE that village#anyways proud of my boys y'all did great continue being amazing I adore you where are their flowers?#just kiya's thoughts#kiya reacts#bnha#mha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#bnha s7#mha s7#bnha season 7#mha season 7#bnha spoilers#mha spoilers#mezo shoji#shoji mezo#koda koji#koji koda
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I hate those posts that are like "who remembers this ?? 😝😝" And then it's a clip of mcsm with a burning passion but I saw one earlier that just takes the cake.
"Lukas is the most underrated character in this game" WHO??? LUKAS??? the. The blonde one. The perfect, charming guy that everyone loves. The one who is in 90% of all fanart. The one who is in jesskas, the most popular ship in this fandom. That Lukas???? BITCH ARE YOU STUPID???? DO YOU HAVE A SINGLE CELL IN THAT SMOOTH BRAIN OF YOURS, YOU FUCKING INSECT
#Makes me unreasonably mad. Get the fuck outta here.#minecraft story mode#mcsm#Not tagging Lukas cause idk if this counts as me shitting on him#I love you Lukas 🩷🩷 but DAMN#never utter the words “Lukas is underrated” ESPECIALLY in front of someone who's favourite is NURM#or Vos#Or the warden#Or Nell#Or LITERALLY ANY CHARACTER.#DUDE#Sorry my knees hurt and it makes me violent#FUCK I SOUND LIKE IM 90#Me and my old man joints 😔#ITS SO ANNOYING I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO DRAW ANYTHING FOR YALL THIS WEEK CAUSE IVE BEEN PAINTING FOR THE SCHOOL PLAY#BUT I HAVE JOINT ISSUES SO I LITERALLY CANT HOLD MY PEN CAUSE MY FINGERS AND WRIST ARE FUCKED#AAAA#I have tomorrow off to recover so I'll see if I can draw then but OUGH IM GOING CRAZY#I NEED TO DRAW I NEEEED TO DRAW#Anyways got off topic there aha oopsoes#I HATE THOSE NOSTALGIA POSTS WHERE THEY JUST STICK “WHO REMEMBERS” OVER AN MCSM CLIP#LIKE HONEY THE FANDOM IS STILL GOING STRONG#OUGH I KNOW ITS SUCH A DUMB RHING TO BE ANNOYED ABOUT BUT GUYSSSSSSSS SHUT UP#i am full of hate
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not going to lie it still does genuinely make me mad that there are more than double the amount of fics pairing rhaenyra with her UNCLE than there are with her and alicent. you people hate lesbians so much it's crazy.
#they're not even number two! the second is two dudes who are COUSINS#at least that one i can understand because there's some fucked up toxic shut going on. that i can respect#but it still makes me mad that they have like half the screen time of rhaenicent but have like 2000 more fics#what is it with you freaks and mlm pairings.#house of the dragon#rhaenicent#dykes and dragons show
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Sorry but I can't take a person called "Cachino" seriously...
#he's gonna threaten me and i'll just be laughing#dude you're called cachino shut the fuck up#let's free these bitches#fallout#fallout new vegas#fnv#fallout screenshots#funny vegas
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am i gonna put you in the book acknowledgements am i gonna be able to say your name without flinching am i ever gonna get a word in edgewise am i ever gonna recover the time i spent with you. computer virus kid; i arrived in your life already begging to be let in. somehow insecure i could even be your friend. like you had a line outside the door and we were all shifting our weight, begging.
you're so fucking good at that - at making people feel like they need to earn you, like you're a commodity none of us can afford. no kindness or careful communication could work on you - you were so good at just going-ghost, about deciding someone just wasn't cool-enough. something about that is super ironic. even the parts of it that weren't romantic felt like a romance book. i wanted you to like me so badly i scrubbed myself clean just so you'd spare me - what. your favor? a look?
okay okay okay. it's just a friendship - if it was even true that we were friends, if you even saw me as someone you trusted. on reddit someone would tell me girl literally just cut her out of your life, it's not that difficult. even i was aware of how fucked up the whole situation was. like, why the fuck do i even care about your approval? you're like, not even that fun to be around. you are often a little bit cruel.
but for almost four years of my life, i thought i had found someone like me. somebody who liked the same things i do. someone who liked to read and who liked making jokes with esoteric references and who spent maybe too much time on the internet and who was absolutely a little bit pretentious. i don't know, something about that was powerful and addictive.
i keep thinking about our last conversation. about how i said - okay, enough is enough. you pushed me too far, you really hurt my feelings.
and how you laughed and said - you think you're the victim?
#spilled ink#warm up#writeblr#she physically assaulted me and then screamed in my face#but not before sh'ing first and blaming it on me#while she was locked in my bathroom. at 1 in the morning#while i begged her to please just calm down and to try taking a deep breath and to go to sleep#and then she was like - ur just like my abuser#bc she had screamed in my face which was triggering to me and i froze like a deer in the headlights#and since i had shut down at that point evidently i was the problem child#i know she is out there telling our mutual friends i abandoned her and it makes me SO pissed off#like dude you spent so much fucking time forgiving & forgetting that your decrepit asshole of a boyfriend#pushed me down in the fucking hallway#but noooo hes <3 troubled <3 at 43 and divorced#bc according to you it's important that u don't '''see anyone as a monster''#but god forbid i not handle you SCREAMING IN MY FACE#i couldnt even get you to say sorry for crossing my original and only boundary you were like ''what did you want me to do''#babe i said 'the bf is not allowed around here he scares me and u said ur broken up with him'#that was the thing i wanted you to do: not fucking invite him to WHERE I LIVED#godddd typing this shit out and knowing it's only 2% of what actually happened makes me feel pathetic#i can't believe i let you treat me like that. you were a TERRIBLE friend.
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get tidalwaved idiot!!!!
ros i don't think you understand how badly my brain bluescreened when i opened this image
#IM GONNA FUCKING THROW UP DUDE#HRRHRGGGHHHGHGHGHHHHHHHHHHHH#EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP NOBODY TALK TO ME IM THINIIKLIJG ABOUT ROSWELL INTERTEXTS BRAND TIDALWAVE AND MAKING MYSELF SICKKKKKK#HEAD IN HANDS MUFFLED S#FUCKING BODY WRACKING SOBS#asks#intertexts#friend art#whats better than this. guys being dudes. << do you know this video. im thinking about this video
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So tempting to text my roommate “can you shut the fuck up” every time she starts singing
#like dude I’m sorry I do not wanna fucking listen to that#first of all ik I’m quiet as hell#she never hears me. definitely not late at night or early morning#so return the fucking favor it’s eleven pm shut the hell up#but also yeah I just especially don’t wanna listen to her fucking sing#it’s so fucking grating and when she starts she keeps going for like. two hours#just two more weeks. that’s what I keep telling myself. just two more weeks and then I’m free 😭#kaz rambles
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draw ONE short and fat character from a piece of media as a skinny miss thing and I'm side eyeing. do it to TWO and I know you're just a bitch
#dude sorry i saw art from some artist of a fuckin DISCONCERTING sans like he was all leg and super thin??#and i was like “oh this is wrong and upsetting” and it was so obviously intentional#and i went to their blog to see if maybeeee it was a one time thingggg#and i saw they'd drawn alphys the SAME way like skinny and with a lot of leg#and the art wasn't BAD it was pretty good so i was like ohhhhh okay#no its okay i get what's happening here. i see what you're doing. BITCH#like guys if you can't bring urself to draw sans fat you shouldn't get sans privileges sorry BUT YOU DONT DESERVE HIM#obviously the same for alphys and as she is a lil short chubby woman i'm like ohhhh so ur like a BITCH bitch okay#i know people like to whine about “ohhhh let artists draw things the way they want to wahhh” but consider... shut up <3#i didn't say shit to em and now i'm here in my FAT FUCKIN SPACE FOR MY FAT SLOB ASS hating on them#but fr you lose me w skinny sans and alphys like guys did we play the same fucking games lol#baffling bc they have SO many skinny characters to choose from but they go outta their way to remove the fatness from the fat ones#like hmmm how curious you would do that... its almost like you.... like you don't like it when.... no i shan't say it
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the most rancid drama starters in fandoms are always like "gee i wish this fandom was nicer, why do we have to fight all the time :("
#theres this one guy who is SO vile on twitter lol#he was in my tumblr notifs the other day and has left kudos on all my devils minion fics#idk if he missed the message or whatever#i keep hornyposting about marius so these folks dont get the wrong idea about me LOL#i guess im not hornyposting hard enough#anyway i was dying he's crying on twitter about how fandom is so nasty to each other#but every other tweet is him kinkshaming someone or QRTing a bad take instead of moving along#saying how “these people” (kinky folks) need to be chased off the internet#how marius stans belong on a list#etc#dude the call is coming from inside the house#anyway sorry for vauge posting i just cant believe my eyeballs LMAO#there was also this guy in VC fandom a couple years back who was SO nasty#and he made this huge plea to fandom abt how we need to leave ppl space to grow and learn and walk back their bad opinions when they learn#like my dude YOU are the one attacking everyone!#he was so mean to me lol#he wouldnt shut the fuck up making fun of my asexuality posts lol#like “gee why do queer ppl feel unsafe in fandom? cant be because i mercilessly mock everyone i've decided deserves my ire and abuse!” lol
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