#fucking shut me up dude
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Coming across another blog that has the perfect layout and the most gorgeous takes only to be listed in their dni (which I so rarely check) makes me want to gouge my eyes out and present them at their feet like pls I'm a freak yes but I'll treat you so good baby
#this is abt samgirls who hate incest#love me and ill give youd head like youve never imagined#*canons#no im jk i meant regular head#no head#fucking shut me up dude#i hope you read thr first tag as kathleen hanna talking about giving carnies head ij the seedy underbelly of the carnival in the song by bik#ini kill called carnival
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duke roger of conte is such a funny character, honestly. imagine being such an objectionable cunt that an entire pantheon of gods goes "absolutely not" and sets alanna loose on him. baby girl just wanted to be a knight and go on adventures and the gods keep giving her new special toys with which she is specifically destined to kick this one guy's ass. honestly the main reason thom was able to resurrect roger was that the black god went "um. no thanks" when he died the first time. no wonder he came back an atheist lmao
#tortall#song of the lioness#i am doing a reread and this aspect of the series is newly hilarious to me#like. is alanna the most specialest girly who gets all the toys? yes shut up she deserves it!#but also: the gods keep giving her all the toys because Fuck This One Dude In Particular is such a funny way to interpret the text
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D&D changing Jon being jealous of Robb because Jon is just as good or better than Robb to Jon being jealous that Robb was better than him is just another example of why they didn’t understand the material they were failing trying to adapt.
Jon being just as good or better than Robb at something highlights how unfair the society Jon and Robb live in can be.
The only difference between Jon and Robb is that Robb was born to married parents and Jon wasn’t. Despite Jon being just as good as Robb or even better than him Jon will never be able to hold the position that Robb does (or if he does it’s because of extreme circumstances). It’s not about competence it’s about luck. Robb did not earn his title as heir to the North he was born into by pure chance.
It was about the discrimination that Jon faces simply for being ‘born wrong’. It’s not about Jon and Robbs dynamic so much as it’s about the way Jon is unfairly treated by Westeros.
But Dipshit and Dumbass kinda forgot being a bastard was important to Jon’s character and that a huge part of asoiaf is about discrimination and how harmful it is but honestly that’s not surprising considering how time and time again they ignored the messages GRRM was trying to convey in favor of ‘ha ha lets write a story where everyone that tries to make meaningful change ultimately dies and nothing gets better’
#jon snow#asoiaf#robb stark#does everyone get my gist???#please tell me you have gotten my gist#this also goes for those leaked snippets that were cut from the books#it was going around not super long ago and i saw people get annoyed that Jon fans were talking about it#like shut the fuck up dude finding out that Jon was potentially going to be canonically older than Robb is kinda big#i saw it get dismissed with a ‘well Jons a bastard so it doesn’t matter so why are you all making a big deal about it?’#like the point went right over your head it seems- BECAUSE THE POINT WAS EXACTLY THAT#THE FUCKING DISCRIMINATION THAT BASTARDS FACE FUCK
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TERU TIME 🥳🥳🥳
#btw everyone listen to aint it fun by paramore right fucking now#incredibly teru-core song if i do say so myself#trying to teach myself how to colour..... slowly but surelt#did this in like an hour and a half but fuckinf hell my hand hurts orz#i dont think my wrist will keep letting me get away with drawinf finger on phone 😔#n e way i dont draw this dude nearly enough#decided to draw him bc the way other ppl draw him pisses me off sometimes#anyway uhhhh#ill shut the fuck up now#mp100#mob psycho 100#teruki hanazawa#hanazawa teruki#aort
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“i hope u die” lame, boring, unoriginal. “i hope ur favourite mostly female show’s top category on ao3 is f/m or m/m” horrifying, blasphemous, tragically realistic, no way to survive.
#derry girls#cmon guys we literally have a canon lesbian why r all our fics erin/james#where is my clare/erin???#where is my clare/anyone???#there r like 3 male characters why did u guys decide to obsess over one of them THIS hard???#(don’t get me wrong i love james but dude)#ao3#ryan shut the fuck up
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I hate those posts that are like "who remembers this ?? 😝😝" And then it's a clip of mcsm with a burning passion but I saw one earlier that just takes the cake.
"Lukas is the most underrated character in this game" WHO??? LUKAS??? the. The blonde one. The perfect, charming guy that everyone loves. The one who is in 90% of all fanart. The one who is in jesskas, the most popular ship in this fandom. That Lukas???? BITCH ARE YOU STUPID???? DO YOU HAVE A SINGLE CELL IN THAT SMOOTH BRAIN OF YOURS, YOU FUCKING INSECT
#Makes me unreasonably mad. Get the fuck outta here.#minecraft story mode#mcsm#Not tagging Lukas cause idk if this counts as me shitting on him#I love you Lukas 🩷🩷 but DAMN#never utter the words “Lukas is underrated” ESPECIALLY in front of someone who's favourite is NURM#or Vos#Or the warden#Or Nell#Or LITERALLY ANY CHARACTER.#DUDE#Sorry my knees hurt and it makes me violent#FUCK I SOUND LIKE IM 90#Me and my old man joints 😔#ITS SO ANNOYING I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO DRAW ANYTHING FOR YALL THIS WEEK CAUSE IVE BEEN PAINTING FOR THE SCHOOL PLAY#BUT I HAVE JOINT ISSUES SO I LITERALLY CANT HOLD MY PEN CAUSE MY FINGERS AND WRIST ARE FUCKED#AAAA#I have tomorrow off to recover so I'll see if I can draw then but OUGH IM GOING CRAZY#I NEED TO DRAW I NEEEED TO DRAW#Anyways got off topic there aha oopsoes#I HATE THOSE NOSTALGIA POSTS WHERE THEY JUST STICK “WHO REMEMBERS” OVER AN MCSM CLIP#LIKE HONEY THE FANDOM IS STILL GOING STRONG#OUGH I KNOW ITS SUCH A DUMB RHING TO BE ANNOYED ABOUT BUT GUYSSSSSSSS SHUT UP#i am full of hate
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Seeing my boys get their cards brought me such joy. I'M SO PROUD OF YOU TWO!!! 😭💜
#when koda shut that fucking dude up oh my gosh koda there is a reason i adore you so much#shoji had a very good point to bring up the hospital#so y'all gonna storm the hospital to release one guy while hurting everyone else in the process#mind you also heteromorphs that could be there and innocent sick people#then you're proving the point of those who think you're monsters#all those quirks and none of y'all thought 'okay we'll distract the heros and one or two of us...'#'with quirks that can help us be sneaky will go into the hospital to get kurogiri'#shame shame on every single one of you#if I hear the word spokesperson one more time I'm punching something... HE ANNOYED ME#but i HATE that village#anyways proud of my boys y'all did great continue being amazing I adore you where are their flowers?#just kiya's thoughts#kiya reacts#bnha#mha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#bnha s7#mha s7#bnha season 7#mha season 7#bnha spoilers#mha spoilers#mezo shoji#shoji mezo#koda koji#koji koda
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not going to lie it still does genuinely make me mad that there are more than double the amount of fics pairing rhaenyra with her UNCLE than there are with her and alicent. you people hate lesbians so much it's crazy.
#they're not even number two! the second is two dudes who are COUSINS#at least that one i can understand because there's some fucked up toxic shut going on. that i can respect#but it still makes me mad that they have like half the screen time of rhaenicent but have like 2000 more fics#what is it with you freaks and mlm pairings.#house of the dragon#rhaenicent#dykes and dragons show
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am i gonna put you in the book acknowledgements am i gonna be able to say your name without flinching am i ever gonna get a word in edgewise am i ever gonna recover the time i spent with you. computer virus kid; i arrived in your life already begging to be let in. somehow insecure i could even be your friend. like you had a line outside the door and we were all shifting our weight, begging.
you're so fucking good at that - at making people feel like they need to earn you, like you're a commodity none of us can afford. no kindness or careful communication could work on you - you were so good at just going-ghost, about deciding someone just wasn't cool-enough. something about that is super ironic. even the parts of it that weren't romantic felt like a romance book. i wanted you to like me so badly i scrubbed myself clean just so you'd spare me - what. your favor? a look?
okay okay okay. it's just a friendship - if it was even true that we were friends, if you even saw me as someone you trusted. on reddit someone would tell me girl literally just cut her out of your life, it's not that difficult. even i was aware of how fucked up the whole situation was. like, why the fuck do i even care about your approval? you're like, not even that fun to be around. you are often a little bit cruel.
but for almost four years of my life, i thought i had found someone like me. somebody who liked the same things i do. someone who liked to read and who liked making jokes with esoteric references and who spent maybe too much time on the internet and who was absolutely a little bit pretentious. i don't know, something about that was powerful and addictive.
i keep thinking about our last conversation. about how i said - okay, enough is enough. you pushed me too far, you really hurt my feelings.
and how you laughed and said - you think you're the victim?
#spilled ink#warm up#writeblr#she physically assaulted me and then screamed in my face#but not before sh'ing first and blaming it on me#while she was locked in my bathroom. at 1 in the morning#while i begged her to please just calm down and to try taking a deep breath and to go to sleep#and then she was like - ur just like my abuser#bc she had screamed in my face which was triggering to me and i froze like a deer in the headlights#and since i had shut down at that point evidently i was the problem child#i know she is out there telling our mutual friends i abandoned her and it makes me SO pissed off#like dude you spent so much fucking time forgiving & forgetting that your decrepit asshole of a boyfriend#pushed me down in the fucking hallway#but noooo hes <3 troubled <3 at 43 and divorced#bc according to you it's important that u don't '''see anyone as a monster''#but god forbid i not handle you SCREAMING IN MY FACE#i couldnt even get you to say sorry for crossing my original and only boundary you were like ''what did you want me to do''#babe i said 'the bf is not allowed around here he scares me and u said ur broken up with him'#that was the thing i wanted you to do: not fucking invite him to WHERE I LIVED#godddd typing this shit out and knowing it's only 2% of what actually happened makes me feel pathetic#i can't believe i let you treat me like that. you were a TERRIBLE friend.
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Sorry but I can't take a person called "Cachino" seriously...
#he's gonna threaten me and i'll just be laughing#dude you're called cachino shut the fuck up#let's free these bitches#fallout#fallout new vegas#fnv#fallout screenshots#funny vegas
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get tidalwaved idiot!!!!
ros i don't think you understand how badly my brain bluescreened when i opened this image
#IM GONNA FUCKING THROW UP DUDE#HRRHRGGGHHHGHGHGHHHHHHHHHHHH#EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP NOBODY TALK TO ME IM THINIIKLIJG ABOUT ROSWELL INTERTEXTS BRAND TIDALWAVE AND MAKING MYSELF SICKKKKKK#HEAD IN HANDS MUFFLED S#FUCKING BODY WRACKING SOBS#asks#intertexts#friend art#whats better than this. guys being dudes. << do you know this video. im thinking about this video
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the most rancid drama starters in fandoms are always like "gee i wish this fandom was nicer, why do we have to fight all the time :("
#theres this one guy who is SO vile on twitter lol#he was in my tumblr notifs the other day and has left kudos on all my devils minion fics#idk if he missed the message or whatever#i keep hornyposting about marius so these folks dont get the wrong idea about me LOL#i guess im not hornyposting hard enough#anyway i was dying he's crying on twitter about how fandom is so nasty to each other#but every other tweet is him kinkshaming someone or QRTing a bad take instead of moving along#saying how “these people” (kinky folks) need to be chased off the internet#how marius stans belong on a list#etc#dude the call is coming from inside the house#anyway sorry for vauge posting i just cant believe my eyeballs LMAO#there was also this guy in VC fandom a couple years back who was SO nasty#and he made this huge plea to fandom abt how we need to leave ppl space to grow and learn and walk back their bad opinions when they learn#like my dude YOU are the one attacking everyone!#he was so mean to me lol#he wouldnt shut the fuck up making fun of my asexuality posts lol#like “gee why do queer ppl feel unsafe in fandom? cant be because i mercilessly mock everyone i've decided deserves my ire and abuse!” lol
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I did the Well of Sorrows and then went to bed, but I am Still thinking about it and getting mad lmao
why the Fuck does Solas disapprove of a Dalish Inquisitor telling Morrigan no, that it's their heritage and history and if anyone is going to drink from it then it should be an elf
why did I only get one option that pointed that out and why did I pick it on accident (thank god I picked it at all) instead of it being a very clear and consistent shut down
why couldn't I properly discuss sending the Ancient elves out to the many Dalish clans desperately clinging to Elvehn history who would benefit so much from what they could share instead of stripping them of their only purpose to either enter the forever sleep or wander purposeless? if I hadn't taken Solas with me, would there have even been a chance to encourage them that there was still a place for them in the world?
why did I have to spend that entire section having Morrigan explain and translate every piece of Elvehn history and myth to me before going "not my clan tho!" like the one time my Inquisitor could have her properly defend and use her origin and I still had to have everything explained to me like a child lmao
Morrigan very justified for being annoyed at me for taking the magic I had no way to understand tho, she did have a valid point there, However
I am elf, elf magic is mine
#yes Solas recants somewhat back at Skyhold afterwards but the fucking whiplash#of him saying “don't let her take it” and then getting mad when my drinks instead#why was he so mad at the knowledge being preserved??#I get him being mad about tying yourself to an Old God like that (I am so warlock coded dude I'm sorry)#but he doesn’t? really fight that?? until after the whome affair???#but that fat Solas Disapproves popping up there was so Annoying#anyways if I wasn't playing an elf I would have 100% let Morrigan have that#she's my disaster wife and if she wants to courts so many dead gods just to know more who am I to stop her#I love the drama she brings#anyways sorry I was stuck on that like I do kind of get where he's coming from#but I also should have shut down that discussion instantly with “my heritage my burden” y'know#the game keeps ignoring that I'm Dalish and it's really getting to me lol#I do love the Dalish elves and Andrastian elves arguing about the temple back at base tho nice touch there#DAI posting#I'm almost done with the game wowie i just havw the Trespasser dlc after the main story now
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i have to admit the phrase "curate your experience!" is kind of a pet peeve to me at this point. like i agree with the sentiment i LOVE the block button she is like a wife to me. and don't even get me started on tag exclusion my sweet darling. however the people who say "ummm just block people and tags sweaty :)" every time someone complains they dislike something are so . like. sorry you guys don't understand that sometimes bitching about stuff on your own personal blog is a way to process negative emotions and move on. sorry you guys don't understand the noble art of haterism or whatever. get well soon
#rimi talks#it just seems so condescending imo like. yeah dude we all know about the block button. sorry the world isnt sunshine and rainbows 24/7#this isnt even about anyone on one of my posts i just glanced at the notes of that ''enjoying fandom w/o reading the source material--''#''--is like saying you love a hangover not partying'' post and. some people are so Fucking annoying i think#the most pedantic part of me wants to be like. @ those guys. curate YOUR experiences.#stop telling op and other people who dislike stuff to get over it and shut up (in politer terms but isnt that the sentiment)#its just funny bc i DO agree that you should block people you dislike and take steps to avoid seeing stuff you hate#but the way some people talk about that is sooooo. blocks them blocks them blocks them
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You know, just when you think that everything couldn't be worse, it maybe gets a little worse.
Microdosing disappointment.
#personal#this is about family#I wrote a whole rant in the tags and deleted it#what is my purpose on this earth but to constantly carry everyone#you know what would be a real fuck you that the universe could give me#my mom calling my dad because my 30th is coming up and she can't shut up about how nice it would be to do something as a family#FAMILY IS ME AND YOU DUDE#ALWAYS HAS BEEN#ACTUALLY family is just me because I was always just a thing to you I am not a human#AND LOOK i ended up ranting in the tags regardless
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okay guys im gonna need some input because i think about this everytime i go to listen to any Shadow theme song and it drives me insane
Shadow has a lot of songs that could be 'his theme song' but no one (SEGA) can decide which... so im putting it to the fandom.
Little do you all know i have a very strong opinion about this and i will be judging your choices /hj
also drop your opinions in the reblogs or comments im genuinely curious
I was gonna add Throw it All Away but these two are the ones everyone loves to use to its out of these ones lol
#shadow the hedgehog#sonic x shadow generations#sonic prime#sonic the hedgehog#sonadow#trying to tag all of the shadow things for reach lmao#heres my opinion: All Hail Shadow IS NOT SHADOWS SONG.#I Am All of Me is RIGHT THERE. and so is like ... literally any of the other songs that came from Shad05..#like oh idk... The Chosen One... literally one of the best songs to come from this franchise....#yeah yeah we all worship Shadow because hes amazing but THATS JUST NOT HIM ANYMORE... or dare i say ever.#HES NOT AN ASSHOLE HES MISUNDERSTOOD AND SUFFERING#also dude the lyrics of All Hail Shadow pisses me offfffff aaaaaaughh#when used outside of its original context it just doesn't do Shadow's character justice#all hail shadow heroes rise again... sure but obliterating everything thats not your friend??? shut the fuck up#sorry okay this is long im gonna post this now fnjsdaghjf
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