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Before i forget to post this here.
#fucking penguins#helluva boss#blitzo#blitz#helluva boss blitzo#video#animation#cleanup#freelance#i didn't know the penguins would have subtitles
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Well, than my brand of funny is "stupid," because I laughed harder at this than *slurs*!
This is so stupid I'm so sorry
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#after watching the terror 10billion times seeing the southern water tribe outfits make me feel insane#they look like they've never ever ever been worn. siln4s outfits are well worn and thats what makes them beautiful#the make me insane for the live action avatar i mean...#also penguin seals r cute as fuck#atla#avatar the last airbender#sokka#katara#aang#princess yue#zuko
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the dialogue choices in this game should be more diabolical
#i love akechi but i sometimes i wish you could bully him like no matter which dialogue u pick it sounds like ur flirting back w him#“i'm going to be completely honest with you. i've always hated you” why can't u say smt unserious back#like “sorry i have a snatched waist and correct opinions on everything.” or like “ur loss lmao”#hate playing darts with this bitch bc i play on a steamdeck and i don't have a fucking gyroscope so like#it's trying to replicate how the joycons or pro controller would throw AND ITS SUCKS SO BAD#like i just see akechi get a hat trick every single fucking time with three bulls in a row and meanwhile im struggling to line the thing up#and then after u finish he's like “hmm i see. that's an interesting way to play it” WHAT THE FUCK THERES LITERALLY NO STRATEGY HERE SMARTAS#I JUST MISSED. IM NOT STRATEGIZING. THERES NOTHING “INTERESTING” ABOUT IT.#i hate going to penguin snipers so much i hope i can get this stupid game on switch so i can actually rank up akechi's baton pass#and not waste like 1000 yen every night bc i refuse to not let a party member be on rank 3#akechi fuck yourself why can't we play 501 like we do with everyone else. why do u have to make everything abt this stupid rivalry#im gonna kms i hate akeci and i hate darts#persona 5#persona 5 royal#p5#p5r#goro akechi#ren amamiya#akira kurusu#shuake#akeshu#lotus draws
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Bruce doing crazy Brucie things in the Iceberg Lounge after the third lifetime ban was temporarily lifted to investigate, only for his two eldest sons to come in and make abort signals at him because it's not Penguin this time (and he managed to disloge his comm on the dance floor). Both of them look so nonplussed and exasperated by his shenanigans that Penguin offers them drinks on the house, that Dick makes Jason (who is gleeful about not being recognized as one of Penguin's competitors) decline as they drag Bruce out.
#If there's one thing about me you should know it is that I fuck heavily with run on sentences#batman#dc comics#bruce wayne#batfamily#dick grayson#jason todd#personal#Can you tell I was at a party#identity shenanigans#dc penguin#oswald cobblepot
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#tvedit#filmedit#thepenguinedit#the penguin#the penguin hbo#thebatmanedit#dcedit#colin farrell#oz cobb#oswald cobb#oz cobblepot#oswald cobblepot#victor aguilar#gifs#*#FUCK OUT MY WAY WHEN YOU SEE ME#I'M ROLLING WITH THE LGBT
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Today's Seal Is: Beta Spheal
#seals#pinniped#daily#I'm so mad they didnt go with this a bowling ball seal that hunts pin penguins is such a fucking good idea#I have nothing against walrein but now i REALLY want to see spheal with a leopard seal themed evolution#pokemon#teraleak
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I don't know what to write for a caption just look at them
#art#my art#digital art#oswald cobblepot#edward nygma#the penguin#the riddler#riddlebird#they're so cute it makes me sick (I drew the fucking thing)#idk I love drawing evil old men being sweet on eachother#reconciling after their fifth divorce.. hashtag love wins#I don't know What is going on with the lighting in this but thats par for the course#last piece was very focused on light and shadow and by the end I was sick of it so I just needed to shut my brain off for this
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Oh fuck you-
#the penguin#the penguin episode 8#the penguin spoilers#victor aguilar#rhenzy feliz#oz cobb#oswald cobblepot#Oswald cobb#colin farrell#hbo max#god damn the ending was#it was just so much I need to play Arkham City again#I need to beat the fuck out of that little fucker
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mama mia here we go again (this is insanely fun)
#octonauts#captain barnacles#peso penguin#kwazii#dashi dog#tweak bunny#shellington#professor inkling#vegimals#octonauts textposts#me scavenging through youtube for this screenshots during my six hour road trip cuz there’s fuck all to do#tried to get one from the sac actun but couldn’t find the required clip on youtube#and Netflix is a prude so I couldn’t get screenshots from there either#mayhaps in another lifetime
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is it hockey or is it only fans (audio on)
#i’m sorry i know it’s fond feelings about jagr day but#what if the feelings were filthy and they’re gonna fuck on the floor about it#sidney crosby#jaromir jagr#nhl#pittsburgh penguins#the way jagr is looking at him…#hockey#gay#????#long post#body…#i forgot what my jock tag is…#jock jumpscare?
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how we feelin' riddlebird nation
#riddlebird#nygmobblepot#the batman 2022#gotham 2014#the penguin hbo#oswald cobblepot#please don't be the j*ker please don't please#matt reeves i TRUST you not to fuck this up
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Bucky, holding a rock: Y/N just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock."
Thor: If you don't marry them, I will.
#bro y'all should give your significant other pebbles because male penguins give the female penguins pebbles to woo them#I'm gonna be a penguin#I wanna date someone and give them pebbles until they figure it out#like hello! i love you! take my fucking pebbles!#eat pebbles bitch!#bucky barnes x reader#bucky barnes x y/n#bucky barnes x you#bucky barnes#the winter soldier x reader#thor odison#thor#incorrect marvel quotes#marvel incorrect quotes#marvel
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basically their first (official) meeting in my au 😭
#ed’s crime skills are so Fucking Bad that oswald contacts him breaks him out of arkham and tells him how to do things#ed doesn’t like being told he’s doing thing s wrong but he thinks oswald is hot so he lets it slide#nygmobblepot#riddlebird#hqbitverse#edward nygma#edward nashton#the riddler#oswald cobblepot#oswald chesterfield cobblepot#the penguin#batman#batman au#dc#my art
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this is the woman twitter was saying ruined the penguin by being ugly
#batman: caped crusader#batman caped crusader#oswalda cobblepot#batman#oswald cobblepot#the penguin#more for me ig#shes fucking STACKED
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Everyone is all for sex positivity until aroallos want equality, huh?
Everyone is all for stopping the sexualization of women until they’re ace, hm?
Everyone is all for community and openness until cishet aces or aros want to be rightfully recognized as queer, right?
Stop the aphobic bullshit and take a step back. Look at your biases. Look at the language you use and realize how mean you’re being. Learn from your mistakes and become a kinder person.
I used to be aphobic. I didn’t understand how someone could feel little to no romantic attraction especially, and it was because I am very alloromantic. But that is exactly how homophobes look at the rest of the queer community. Since they don’t experience the attraction we do, the choose to believe it’s not real.
Just because you don’t fully understand what it’s like to be aspec doesn’t mean you should be hating aspec people. They are queer too. Fucking treat them as such.
#like come on#‘sex and romance are what makes us human!’#*chucks a penguin at you* BEHOLD! A MAN!!!#aspec#aromantic#asexual#aphobes fuck off#aphobia#I’m not aspec myself but fuck you if you think I’m not gonna stand up for the aspec people I love
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