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oooo who knew this was gonna get even more relevant

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change the channel (Ko-Fi Request) Kenma Kozume/Camgirl!Omega!Reader

hello! Id love a kenma x reader fic (maybe a/b/o) ?? Also, thank you so so much for writing so many amazing fanfics :) every time I read a new chapter from any of your stories, it makes my day <3 

OFC COURSE YOU CAN!!!! And thank you so much for your support and for your donation! AND THANK YOU!! I know this one is long overdue, but I hope you enjoy!

I’m also killing two birds with this one, it’s substituting for Typetober Day 16: back and forth (using change the channel instead)

title: change the channel

pairing: Kenma Kozume/Omega!Reader

rating: T/very slight M

summary:

Kenma taps his phone again, right back at your picture. He stares at you with wide, piercing eyes, leaning across the table and quickly saying, reverent and eager—

“I want to buy your game from you.”

Today, sitting here beside you in your bag, are fully equipped items to try and protect you from the creepy, deranged, rich stranger you’d been about to meet. Today, you were fully expecting to unleash a fury building up inside of you over an injustice you can’t tackle on your own in your society on some poor, unsuspecting alpha—

Here, sitting in front of you, is a self-claimed internet game streamer, who wants to buy your… special edition… game?

“You want…” you say, slowly, making sure you don’t have this wrong, “…my game?”

He nods.

You open your mouth. It closes. You open it again, raise a finger, and then press your lips together, staring at him.

“I’m sorry,” you say finally. “What?”

link to AO3 for easier reading: https://archiveofourown.org/works/27446191

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Kinktober Masterlist

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Summary: In all ways but physical, Kai found your kind disgusting. What was it about you that made him spare your life? What was it about you that made him want to tear apart the very fibres of this filthy world, simply to drag his pale, gloveless hand down the valley between your breasts? Ripping out your heart wouldn’t cut it. He wanted more than a meaningless trophy. He wanted a conquest.

Pairing: Vampire!Overhaul x Hunter!Reader.

Warning: 18+ (minors dni), bloodletting, breeding kink, creampie, death (undeath?), dirty talk, hate sex, mysophobia, needles, noncon, sexism, slapping, slut-shaming, somnophilia (or is it necrophilia?), threatening, vampirisim, yandere behaviour.

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Educated

HELLO EVERYONE I AM STILL VERY MUCH ON A HIATUS!! butttt I’ll very hesitantly be here trying to answer inboxes, do some drabbles, etc. Please take this very crappy and sloppy fic as an apology for being gone hehe rip

TW: noncon, bullying, abuse of power, language, manipulating, groping

Pairing: Yandere hawks x f reader

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make me

(skate rat) suna rintarou x fem!reader | w.c 8.5k

a/n: i hate myself but don’t worry bout it, so here’s another instance of me torturing miya!reader, i think she’s neat and suffering is fun <3 this is rlly just reader has a crisis about fuckin her older brothers’ friend + getting fingered by her brother(s) and a big fat thank to @pomsuki + @bakatenshii for givin this all a lookie look and @theygottheircages​ for being the final beta for this behemoth love u all mucho <33

note: there is a dash of miya twins x reader, and a light sprinklin’ of kita x reader

18+ university age | pls read all warnings

warnings: INCEST, blackmail, dubcon, alcohol, drug use (weed), degradation, dumbification (slight), anxiety, insecurity, jealousy, manipulation, coercion, public sex, dubcon pic, blood, no condom

read show me + tell me first to understand readers plight!!!

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Seijoh 4 x JJK

With a life and death situation, would seijoh four sorcerer do what it takes to protect you?

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BASS TREMORS 

pairing: atsumu miya x reader smut

word count: 1.6k

warnings: pre-existing relationship, drug use (molly), public sex, marking (kinda)

desc: in which your boyfriend and your date night includes a fun time with molly. youre at the club. you both just cant wait. this is part of whorehouse’s intoxicated collab, check out the masterlist here.

If you were being honest, you didn’t really like clubbing. It had just been so long. Normally the grinding of bodies on the dance floor reminded you of sweat, of lack of personal space, of overbearing heat. Normally it was too much.

But now, here, tonight the only thing you could feel was the bass, the music pumping behind your ears, the lights dancing behind your eyelids even when they were closed. And the body against you, their sweat, their heat, welcomed and comforting. But now, here, you greeted the excessiveness with open arms, and legs apparently.

You had entered the club about half an hour ago. Or had it been more. You were starting to lose track of timing. You had barely crossed the threshold of the grimy, shitty club, when Atsumu gripped your jaw. He popped a pill lightly onto the middle of his tongue, wagging his eyebrows suggestively before pulling you towards him. When your lips met, it was all business, and he pushed the small pill to the back of your mouth. You took a beat to swallow, and for him to pop one of his own into his mouth.

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go loko

(skate rat) hyakuzawa yuudai x reader | w.c 2.5k

a/n: here is my hell piece for the intoxicated collab <3 yes it is a direct follow up to caged my yuudai drabble (read it first!!!), yes i copied the banner from caged to use on here bc i am lazy and there r no yuudai caps, do not perceive me <3 

special thanku to @theygottheircages​ + @bakatenshii​ for giving this a read <33 besitos

dedicated to my wife @pomsuki <33 happy (belated) birthday pommie <3 let yuudai into your heart ;)

18+ university age | pls read all warnings

warnings: drug use (weed), alcohol use, dub/noncon (reader is thouroughly inebriated), size kink, no condom, uh no real prep (what’s new with me), some toxic behavior, manipulation

✖︎ the intoxicated collab m.list ✖︎

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Minors DNI

Iwaizume Hajime x F!reader

Wordcount: 3.2k

Warnings: Cheating, dubcon, alcohol (jungle juice), a little bit of dom/sub bc of Iwa, Reader is called good girl and princess, doll, mentions of eventual foursome

a/n: I was originally going to just write this one, but I was convinced to write two fics for this collab. There is no beta reader besides Shae reading it well before it was complete, therefore the ending might be a bit shit. Any who, enjoy Iwa and reader at a frat party <3

Check out the other collabs on The Intoxicated Collab Masterlist

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frat boy! oikawa tooru x iwaizumi's gf! reader

warnings: cheating (everyone's cheating in this frat house tonight), drugging (reader thought she was doing coke, actually percs), drug mentions: coke, weed, percs, non-con, gas-lighting, manipulation, iwai and oiks are shitty frat boys what can i say

wc: 1.9k

a/n: my piece for the intoxicated collab hosted by the whore house <3 you can check it out here! i have never written for this pretty rat bastard but I kinda like this version of oikawa that now lives in my brain. he's a shitty bastard but meh. this is very, very, very, v e r y loosely based on a real experience i had with percs ( i don't condone the use of percs !! ). also, do not mix drugs if you are doing them, especially percs with alcohol!

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you know you're fucked as the last of the pretty white line vanishes through the end of a cut-up straw and into your nose. that too pretty smile tooru's wearing almost looks sinister as the feeling of prickles dances across your brain and the feeling of slight numbness snakes up your appendages. it's cemented further when drowsiness sinks in.

worst of all, you know you've lost when tooru's featherlight touch across your bottom lip has you sucking his thumb like your boyfriend isn't somewhere else in the same house

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leading up to the frat party, you were excited ! time spent with your roommate was always fun, your partner in crime for getting wasted silly before proceeding to call your boyfriends to be picked up and continue the fun from there.

their frat's parties are always choice, thematic some days and just a reason to drink and make poor choices others. your poison of choice always being egging hajime on throughout the night to be fucked dumb when he's pushed beyond his limit-- the perfect fun for you.

but there's always tooru.

it's been too many times to count where you think you've finally got hajime right where you need him and then tooru's there to effectively whisk hajime away-- always with a snide reminder that you're there with your roommate, his girlfriend so 'why don't you go find her, she'll get lonely!'

ironic, considering that if she and you were up to trouble together he'd badger you over being negligent of hajime.

regardless, you fully entitled to enjoy yourself tonight-- tooru be damned.

before you could fester longer on the leech that was tooru, your roommate poses a comment about the outfits planned for tonight. it's enough to steal away your attention, and you find yourselves trying and tossing off clothes interspersed with chatter and gossip of all manner. by the end of it, you look downright sinful-- dressed in a silky feeling black bodycon with lace trim.

the intention is to rile hajime up, get him irritated having to be watchful over you to keep his sleazy frat brothers away. except for tooru, he's always the exception. he couldn't let any of his other brothers be the exception? you'd take temperamental kyotani over tooru any day. it's only a minor bonus kyotani is nice to look at.

by the time your roommate is ushering you to the uber you're quite tipsy, still aware of yourself but relaxed enough to giggle along to the lame jokes your uber throws over his shoulder at you two. idly, you think he's kinda cute.

the party is in full swing by the time your uber pulls up, people idling out on the lawn in stark contrast to the blaring music coming from the house itself. hajime and tooru are waiting outside for the both of you as you exit the uber. giving the uber a sweet smile before closing the door.

you try to ignore the lingering look tooru fixates you with as you make your way to the boys.

" tooooruuuu~" your roommate all but throws herself into her boyfriend, giggly and happy to see him. he returns the embrace, peppering her cheery face in kisses before returning her greeting "hi princess, you look ravishing as usual."

you fight to keep the cringe of your face at the nickname, opting to ignore their sugary-sweet pda in favor of hajime. you link your arms behind his neck before blinking up at him, pressing a chaste kiss to his chin before grinning cheekily " hi bubs, missed you today". his own hands settle on your hips, rubbing softly at the material of your dress before smiling down at you. he mumbles his own greeting before pressing a kiss to your temple, beginning to drag you inside.

you don't miss the familiar stare of someone staring down your neck.

all too quickly, between games of cup pong, kings cup, and random shots; your separated from hajime and squished between hanamaki and matsukawa on a ratty couch in the garage with an odd group of people. you're vaguely aware of matsukawa's arm thrown over your shoulders.

you don't try to move it.

you're half engaged in the conversation going on, between being drunk and swimming in the heady smell of weed, you're just kinda sitting there zoning in and out. there's a sizable bong being passed around, and despite only having met them a handful of times prior, hanamaki and matsukawa seem to know better than to offer you a hit-- at least that's what you tell yourself. across from you, there's a blond girl cutting lines of coke on a handheld mirror, looking up briefly with a raised eyebrow in question. you've met her prior, you've literally done lines with her, but her name is escaping you.

you feel stupid.

you're about to nod along when matsukawa's arm is thrown off you, two hands coming down on your shoulders in a bruising grip. you wince when you meet tooru's chocolate eyes.

he looks kinda pissed.

"y/n ! I've been looking alllll over for you !" his voice is as princely as ever, but the sneer on his face and the barely there anger under his tone pisses you off. you decide to push him before he starts pushing you.

"where's 'princess' at? can't believe you left my poor roommate all alone in this house" you tsk and pout, shaking your head. tooru's face momentarily sours before he's looping around the couch and dragging you to your feet, pulling you to the door without a word. you glance back briefly at hanamaki and matsukawa, but they look just as put off as you.

weird.

you follow, not sure if it's curiosity or just being drunk for you simpered obedience. you're led past hajime's room where you hear noise-- notably hajime and someone else but you can't think too hard about it with tooru's tightening grip on your wrist. this would be nice if it were hajime pulling you along. you stop in front of a door at the very end of the hall.

it's tooru's room.

volleyball trophies and keepsakes line the shelves, along with other commemorative keepsakes. a picture of him and your roommate, him and hajime, a group picture of the four of you as well. you're about the prod for answers when he beats you to it.

"don't worry about my 'princess', she with hajime right now!" he sneers down at you, loving the confusion that crosses your pretty little face before continuing "i figured i'd come check in on you since hajime seems to be doing a shit job of it." you're only partially surprised by the drop from his usual cheerful speech and vocabulary, but to hear him come at hajime unabashedly is strange.

it's actually really fucking weird all things considered.

"what do you mean by that? why's he with her..." and not me? the sentence practically finishes itself and tooru's sneer grows as your mind begins to tumble over itself. " you know, maybe he just can't handle you anymore? he's always bitching to me about you" tooru sighs, hand raised to his chin thoughtfully. something in your chest aches at the thought, mind nowhere near sober enough to see past tooru winding you up.

"you know, I tried arguing with hajime about it on your behalf. sure you're needy as hell and a borderline nympho but you're soooo cute! if i wasn't dating my princess, I wouldn't hesitate to steal you away~" it comes out teasingly, but his words are downright awful. you're not needy...right? sure you like sex, but hajime never complained about it.

you kinda feel like shit.

turning on your heels, you make for the door before tooru latches onto your wrist again. that same bruising grip back again, you whirl on him ready to lay into him before he shakes an orange pill bottle in your face. eyes narrowed, you glare up at him. what the hell is he up too?

"to make it up to you for bumming your night and causing you to miss out saeko's cheap shit, why don't we have a little pick me up?" his sneer is gone now, simmered down to what could be a genuine smile. you weigh your options, dull red flashing lights go off in your mind but safety be damned-- you need a pick me up. "fine, fine. i'd rather get something from you than just anybody." tooru looks a little surprised at your admittance, but you plop yourself on his bed before you can stare up at his pretty face any longer. he turns his back to you in favor of his desk, clearing space and procuring his debit card and a dollar bill before popping the lid on the pills and grabbing one.

you don't watch him crush the pill, and that's your fatal mistake.

all too soon, zoned out staring around the room while lost in your pitiful thoughts, tooru calls you over. "you're a big girl, I'm sure you know how to snort it" his voice is teasing, but you fail to notice just how focused he looks staring down at you. you grab a cut straw, no longer than two inches, and line one end to your nose and the other to the white line.

it feels wrong.

you know you're fucked as the last of the pretty white line vanishes through the end of a cut-up straw and into your nose. that too pretty smile tooru's wearing almost looks sinister as the feeling of prickles dances across your brain and the feeling of slight numbness snakes up your appendages. it's cemented further when drowsiness sinks in.

worst of all, you know you've lost when tooru's featherlight touch across your bottom lip has you sucking his thumb like your boyfriend isn't somewhere else in the same house.

god this so wrong, but the way tooru ushers you backwards until the back of your knees meet his bed, and you fall on your back feels nice. everything feels nice, his thumb in your mouth, his comforter on your back. the way he's staring down at you, laser-focused on just you... it's very nice.

but incredibly wrong.

hajime is in a room nearby, the fact eats at you.

tooru withdraws his hand from your face, thumb briefly pressing along your plush lips before crawling over you. he buries his head in your neck, nibbling and sucking along the length of it like a starved dog. you whimper, it's wrong but why does it feel so good? a particularly nasty bite forces a moan from your mouth, mind spinning at the pleasure despite the numbness.

you're terrible for getting off on this, you're a terrible girlfriend. tooru, evidently, is a terrible boyfriend. he drugged you but who's gonna believe you? you did agree to do it, you didn't ask what it was. your thoughts are spiraling.

tooru's hand leaves a blazing trail up your thigh, sliding up underneath your little dress and squeezing your upper thigh. you don't like this. weakly, you grab onto tooru's wrist in an attempt to halt his movements. he shakes it off, kissing along your jaw before mumbling to what you assume is more-so to himself than you.

"knew i was gonna fuck you when you strolled up in this, hajime's really missing out tonight"

tears bubble to your eyes.

you really don't want this.

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𝘢 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘣… we’re putting the toxic in intoxicated

come join the whorehouse in a head spinning, trip of a collab where any and all inhibitons are long gone.

the theme is under the influence and we’re all fucking wasted.

𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗦𝗜𝗡𝗙𝗨𝗟 𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗦𝗨𝗥𝗘: 𝗔𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗟 𝟏𝟏-𝟏𝟕

𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚:

𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗬 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗞 𝗜𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗔𝗕 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡𝗦 𝗔𝗟𝗖𝗢𝗛𝗢𝗟 𝗔𝗡𝗗/𝗢𝗥 𝗗𝗥𝗨𝗚 𝗨𝗦𝗘, 𝗗𝗨𝗘 𝗧𝗢 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦, 𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗬 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗞 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡𝗦 𝗘𝗟𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗦 𝗢𝗙 𝗗𝗨𝗕/𝗡𝗢𝗡𝗖𝗢𝗡 𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗦𝗘 𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗡𝗢𝗧𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗕𝗘𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗘 𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗔𝗡𝗬 𝗙𝗨𝗥𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥!

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four loko/weed ✖︎ hyakuzawa | @undermattsun

shrooms ✖︎ tendou/semi | @blahkugo

molly ✖︎ atsumu | @sugardaddykenma

ketamine ✖︎ hirugami | @volleyballsimp

heroin ✖︎ sakusa | @aoyukai

weed ✖︎ osamu | @blackberryakaashi

jungle juice ✖︎ iwaizumi | @sigynelisa​

everclear ✖︎ yaku | @sigynelisa​

mojitos/ecstasy ✖︎ hinata | @messwriting

shrooms ✖︎ mattsun/makki | @bluntkingkuroo

percs/alc ✖︎ oikawa | @mega-bastard

viagra ✖︎ ikkei | @terushimooo​

alcohol ✖︎ meian | @iwaasfairy

chlorine ✖︎ kita | @obarnes

cocaine ✖︎ kuroo | @solarisensun

amfs ✖︎ kuroo | @heauxzenji

molly/alc ✖︎ saeko | @nyancatkuroo

alcohol ✖︎ sakusa/atsumu | @atsumuse

sleeping pills ✖︎ shirabu | @temptemi

roofies ✖︎ hinata | @hisoknen

molly ✖︎ tsukki | @tsukeishma​

alc/lsd ✖︎ bokuto/kuroo | @miyaagis

weed ✖︎ makki/konoha | @stonersugawara

aphrodisiac ✖︎ daishou | @sugu-ru

roofies ✖︎ oikawa | @samuslut​

weed/alc ✖︎ yamaguchi | @tetsou

𝗠𝗬 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗢 𝗔𝗖𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗠��𝗔

angel dust ✖︎ shigaraki | @bakatenshii​

sex pollen ✖︎ kirishima | @samuslut

ether ✖︎ vil!deku | @tsukkislxt​

king’s cup ✖︎ bakugou | @lookslikeleese

roofies ✖︎ overhaul | @shoyokuns

soju ✖︎ deku | @rat-suki​

𝗝𝗨𝗝𝗨𝗧𝗦𝗨 𝗞𝗔𝗜𝗦𝗘𝗡

anesthesia ✖︎ gojou/shoko | @pomsuki

ecstasy ✖︎ megumi | @theygottheircages

weed ✖︎ inumaki | @dymphnasprose

roofies ✖︎ yuuta | @keijiskitten

cigs/nic ✖︎ maki | @armeeph

acid ✖︎ itadori | @chicoree​

soju ✖︎ sukuna | @kodzu-ken​

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*. masterlist .*

*. haikyuu .*

*. fics .*

tendou. s Remember Your Safeword

*. drabbles .*

*. headcanons .*

*. thirsts .*

*. boku no hero academia .*

*. fics .*

bakugou. k Bitch in Heat Stuck Under Debris Gets WRECKED (collab fic)

*. drabbles .*

*. headcanons .*

*. thirsts .*

*. jujutsu kaisen .*

*. fics .*

*. drabbles .*

*. headcanons .*

*. thirsts .*

*. crack fics .*

I was kidnapped by Shiratorizawa ?!?!?!?! (collab fic)

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ur master list link isn’t working </3

Ty for letting me know but also I just don’t have a master list post yet anyway 😭 I should probably do that now that someone’s brought it up so hopefully by the time you see this the m.list is working !

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YO so a hundred of y’all follow this blog now ??? In this economy ???

Thanks for being here, sorry there’s been like no content but school kinda sucks but hopefully I’ll start pushing out something for y’all to enjoy! I really am happy to have y’all around here <3

( there will definitely be more abo content bc I’m a bitch with no morales + I know that bakugou fic is where most of y’all came from >:) )

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your url n your profile pic are the perfect combo 🤌

LMAO THANK YOU <3

before it was bakugou, but i was like hmmm you know who fits it even better ?? tendou

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Aoba Johsai how I think they’d look in real life ♡