#fucking match made in heaven

[punksnom]

Ihatethemihatethemihatethem

[sharpth1ng]

Sometimes I think about the fact that he called him this. Fuck-rag.

So you’ve been wiping your cum off on him. That’s what you’re saying. Gay ass.

[ceilidho]

dubcon ish

reader having a sexual revelation and telling Ghost "I need you to pin me down when we're having sex and make me think that I can't get away from you" and Ghost just cocks an eyebrow like "you thought you could get away from me?"

[eddiebuckley-diaz]

Evan “I can’t stop thinking about him” Buckley

and

Tommy “I’m still interested” Kinard

[valiantwolves]

tentoorose is simultaneously “i could fix them” and “i could make them worse” and “i could accept them as they are. you don’t like genocide? then grow tf up. the atrocities are part of them. i’ve decided they’re funny” which pretty much summarizes why they’re the most cunt-serving timepetals ship-adjacent

[cerullos]

the girls are love triangling!!

[everypanelofizuku]

Chapter 69 - Interview with Midoriya

[jtl-fics]

I have done nothing but listen to Steve1989MREInfo for the last two days and now I just can’t get the thought of Neil and Kevin making a Youtube channel about MREs.

Kevin talks all about the history, what went into the decisions on what was included in the MRE, how some MREs were specialized for the climate of where combatants were, food supply chains during the war, preparation methods used during the period, soldier testimonies about particular MREs, and just in general a very thorough and maybe a little boring (if you’re not into that shit but I AM) history lesson.

Then it cuts to Neil’s part which is just him testing his iron stomach and talking about how it tastes.

These recordings need to be supervised after Neil came down with a bad case of food poisoning and now the channel sometimes includes Andrew, Aaron, or Nicky slapping food out of Neil’s hand because it is definitely FULL of botulism.

Most people come for the threat of watching one of Exy’s darlings get botulism if their friends aren’t fast enough and stay for the surprising amount of history surrounding MREs and other military rations throughout the ages.

They also stay to hear Andrew Minyard rip two of Exy’s darlings a new asshole once in a while.

[rigginsstreet]

The thing about billy and Steve is that they ARE blue and red coded but just like in cool unique ways

[aroacesigma]

sigma feeling homophobic on this fine evening not knowing hes about to enter his gay era and kiss another man underwater

[mischievousspooks]

I had plans for the turtle tots this week, but then I scratched my eye somehow and can't see, so... sorry y'all I went with one that didn't require much new linework. The toddlies will be back next week.

[weepylucifer]

I do think there's narrative potential in the student commies fucking each other. It'd all be very sweet and blushy and fumbling, both of them taking this sooooo seriously and wanting to be so careful with each other. Like, they revere each other. They're best friends. They're so eager but so terrified of ruining what they have

But also: Ulixes has a lot of pent-up potential for violence that he's yet to find a healthy outlet for, and Steban apparently gets big endorphin hits from being slapped in the face

[orangechickenpillow]

No but the fact that Astarion is canonically an Edgar Allan Poe fan (or, at the very least, familiar with his work) is sooooooo good. Not only does Poe's work tend to have a dramatic, sorrowful, desperate flare to it that is very on parr with Astarion's own personality and backstory, but he also has a whole fucking story about being buried alive

[sunnibits]

okay thank god there’s already a couple ned low/izzy fics I thought I would have to start yelling at people

[isabellaofparma]

can't believe there's discourse over whether it's okay for a magical cat creature to fuck an edwardian ghost or not with the main problematic element being their age gap. like after all that that's where we draw the line