#fucking kill me please

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Just looked in the mirror and saw that my eyebags are now bigger than my tits

[weed666]

god fucking dammit there’s so much i need to do lol throwback to when my doctor said she would refer me to a dermatologist and then didn’t ^_^ and then i lost my insurance for them anyway so it wouldn’t have mattered

i need to get back on kaiser so i can see that doctor again bc she’s the only one who ever took me seriously and was willing to actually treat me instead of just telling me to lose weight

but i need to fucking do something god dammit i hate that i have to fucking do something why can’t it just stop why is this happening to me why me why me why me why me why me why me

[grungnr]

I think I broke my leg :)

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

[dodomingo]

We CAN'T have TRUMP as President, because HE WANTS to be a KING and he's A CYCLEPATH and INCOHERENT!!!! 👹😡🤴🤪

And if you pay attention, Biden is the best candidate, because you just have to ignore the bad stuff. 👼😇🙏🇺🇲

[jordanswitches]

one of the hottest things ever is forced orgasms. someone fighting their body for me. getting them really really close and telling them not to cum and they're like straining and clenching their muslces trying to hold it back, even though they know i'm not gonna stop in time and their orgasm is inevitable. but they'll try anyway because they want to be good for me so bad. "stopstopstop, please, i'm gonna cum" awww you can't hold it for me? just a little longer? i know you can do it baby. i know you wanna cum so bad and it feels so good and you just wanna give into the feeling, but hold it. you know i'll ruin it if you don't.

[fiontach]

So you're telling me I *didn't* need to water my work laptop???

[slicedcheesegremlin]

Why the fuck is most if the US so terrifyingly hideous these past few years. I pass through Las Vegas every once in a while, and while it's super pretty and neon at night, during the day it looks like the fucking Midgar Plate. Everything's looks cold and clinical, and "nice" places are somehow even worse because they are so manicured that they make me want to puke.

[lotus-pear]

i miss them......please come back........please come home :((

[bruciemilf]

“Battinson needs a Robin” “Battinson needs a Superman” “Battinson needs a Harley” I agree with all of that, but do you know what else Battinson needs? An Oliver Queen.

[formywriyinglalala]

this genuinely breaks my heart

[caruliaa]

staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%

grace image os i get to look at her

[theythemmer]

face card face bank face economy

[youchangedmedestiel]

Imo the best ending to Supernatural would have been to just stop with them alive on a random hunt or them finding jobs and living the life they just wanted or whatever.

And then the story just fucking STOP, because Chuck is not here anymore, so they are no longer part of a story they are finally free. And we could still write and read fanfic about how they live after they won.

[seefasterdraws]

hug! that! captain!

[heartorbit]

i just wanted to draw the ave mujica outfits .