#fucking hellsite

[fangswbenefits]

Can someone please tell people on twitter that sexualising Astarion isn't abuse and that he won't jump out of the screen and slap you for being horny for him?

You can find him hot AND appreciate his complexity. These are not mutually exclusive, and you're not a "better" fan (lol) for not thirsting after him...

[notnaruse]

thank for 3 follower yayay im too tired to draw smth for it but it means a lot to see my art is liked by anyone at all 🍤

me das happiness

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

happy ides of march, tumblr.

It's my first Ides of March on tumblr, and I didn't know it was a thing you all celebrate (I was informed of this by a sudden influx of daggers in my inbox when March started) though in hindsight it should have been obvious, this is the hellsite.

Sigh. Here, have these. The only thing that stands a chance in a battle against the hellsite is AO3. Also, only 346? I'm surprised. THIS IS NOT A CHALLENGE TO ADD MORE.

I'm going to include a few Julius Caesar fanfics under the cut.

Warning: THESE TAGS ARE EXTREMELY EXPLICIT AND GRAPHIC, AND NOT IN THE WAY YOU'D THINK/HOPE. Proceed with some goddamn caution.

Happy Ides of March, y'all. I'll go wash my eyes out with Caesar's blood now.

[frnkiebby]

just casually waiting till midnight so i can post the rest of those overdue ask frimages~🎃

[yuri-no-majo]

Is "communities" like the "group chats" they killed a couple of years ago?

[the-kipsabian]

..once again my biggest grief with the old tumblr tutorial/resource community is that every blog uses the smallest, ugliest font imaginable for posts with a lot of text and im blind as shit and have to zoom in 200% to see separate words lmao

[phoenix-reburned]

dude i just got on tumblr desktop for the first time in like 1 1/2-2 years what the fuck happened why does it look like twitter

[hot-take-tournament]

so i already told you all that my first favourite thing about running this blog is reading all your awesome takes

and that my second favourite is watching you guys be incompetent at tagging

well, my third favourite thing is how, when i queue or schedule a hot take poll, and it gets to the time when the post is supposed to be fucking posted, instead of the post appearing on my nice, pretty pretty blog,

THEY JUST YEET THEMSELVES INTO THE FUCKING VOID

AND I HAVE TO MAKE AND QUEUE THEM ALL OVER AGAIN

[myfavoritrcolorisblack]

Hey is there a way to turn off the Tumblr TV crap? It's incredibly fuckin annoying to randomly see a fully nude person between post.

I thought we were over the fuckin front page porn videos when Tumblr Live was finally murdered?

[sheep-sorbet]

hey just as a heads up tumblr is fucking me over and shadowbanned my main blog + for a while i could not even access my dashboard. so if this blog disappears, you know why!

[delirious-donna]

Well oh my fucking god I’m mad!! 😡

I’ve just realised that my latest TFOA chapter (which I posted last night) isn’t showing the last fucking sentence and that sentence is extremely fucking important!!

What the fuck tumblr?! So I’ve had a handful of people read it and not realise the reveal at the end… pissed. So fucking pissed! 🤬

I’ve edited it but I still don’t think it’s showing which means I might have to repost. Can anyone have a look and tell me what is showing as the last sentence to them??

[fulminatethesun]

Ah yes. The tumblr update. Thank gods that staff is working hard to make sure I can see as many posts as I please

[nereiids]

please is there a way to remove the tumblr live thing on top of the dash??

[hopalongfairywrens]

I don’t even have the words to describe how much I hate how the notes now look. It would be one thing if it happened on mobile but noooooo ruin it on my Chromebook too. Add “this post has zero notes” while you’re at it. Can someone please just change it back.

[mikeyisbrooklyn]

My least favorite brand of person is “but I need to exploit people/disregard the severity of this situation because otherwise I’ll have to put in effort to develop my skills and myself as a person and expecting me to do that means you’re the devil, actually”.

Like no babes, you’re responsible for yourself and the impact you leave on the world like the rest of us. Grow up or get out.

we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

[yuri-no-majo]

The amount of people on this site literally saying "I don't know shit about this but I'll reblog it because it has buzzwords" is symptomatic.