#fucking hellsite

[fangswbenefits]

Can someone please tell people on twitter that sexualising Astarion isn't abuse and that he won't jump out of the screen and slap you for being horny for him?

You can find him hot AND appreciate his complexity. These are not mutually exclusive, and you're not a "better" fan (lol) for not thirsting after him...

[notnaruse]

thank for 3 follower yayay im too tired to draw smth for it but it means a lot to see my art is liked by anyone at all 🍤

me das happiness

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

happy ides of march, tumblr.

It's my first Ides of March on tumblr, and I didn't know it was a thing you all celebrate (I was informed of this by a sudden influx of daggers in my inbox when March started) though in hindsight it should have been obvious, this is the hellsite.

Sigh. Here, have these. The only thing that stands a chance in a battle against the hellsite is AO3. Also, only 346? I'm surprised. THIS IS NOT A CHALLENGE TO ADD MORE.

I'm going to include a few Julius Caesar fanfics under the cut.

Warning: THESE TAGS ARE EXTREMELY EXPLICIT AND GRAPHIC, AND NOT IN THE WAY YOU'D THINK/HOPE. Proceed with some goddamn caution.

Happy Ides of March, y'all. I'll go wash my eyes out with Caesar's blood now.

[yuri-no-majo]

Is "communities" like the "group chats" they killed a couple of years ago?

[the-kipsabian]

..once again my biggest grief with the old tumblr tutorial/resource community is that every blog uses the smallest, ugliest font imaginable for posts with a lot of text and im blind as shit and have to zoom in 200% to see separate words lmao

[phoenix-reburned]

dude i just got on tumblr desktop for the first time in like 1 1/2-2 years what the fuck happened why does it look like twitter

[jupiter-balls]

Ughhhh my Tumblr notifications/notes have been wonky for weeks, But today it's especially bad. It's not even telling me somebody reblogged something from me 😭

[hot-take-tournament]

so i already told you all that my first favourite thing about running this blog is reading all your awesome takes

and that my second favourite is watching you guys be incompetent at tagging

well, my third favourite thing is how, when i queue or schedule a hot take poll, and it gets to the time when the post is supposed to be fucking posted, instead of the post appearing on my nice, pretty pretty blog,

THEY JUST YEET THEMSELVES INTO THE FUCKING VOID

AND I HAVE TO MAKE AND QUEUE THEM ALL OVER AGAIN

[myfavoritrcolorisblack]

Hey is there a way to turn off the Tumblr TV crap? It's incredibly fuckin annoying to randomly see a fully nude person between post.

I thought we were over the fuckin front page porn videos when Tumblr Live was finally murdered?

[corrodedbisexual]

Does anyone understand how the gif search system even works here? I put in a literal quote from the post and it doesn't find it. I put in an original tag from it and it doesn't find it.

God fucking dammit couldn't they just give us a function to save gifs to favorites?

I'm considering just bookmarking reaction gifs and pasting them as links like this because it still leads to the original post, just with uglier formatting, and without going through the bullshit search system.

UPD: so the link like this only appears on desktop not the app. Bad idea. ANGRY

[sheep-sorbet]

hey just as a heads up tumblr is fucking me over and shadowbanned my main blog + for a while i could not even access my dashboard. so if this blog disappears, you know why!

[delirious-donna]

Well oh my fucking god I’m mad!! 😡

I’ve just realised that my latest TFOA chapter (which I posted last night) isn’t showing the last fucking sentence and that sentence is extremely fucking important!!

What the fuck tumblr?! So I’ve had a handful of people read it and not realise the reveal at the end… pissed. So fucking pissed! 🤬

I’ve edited it but I still don’t think it’s showing which means I might have to repost. Can anyone have a look and tell me what is showing as the last sentence to them??

[fulminatethesun]

Ah yes. The tumblr update. Thank gods that staff is working hard to make sure I can see as many posts as I please

[nereiids]

please is there a way to remove the tumblr live thing on top of the dash??

[hopalongfairywrens]

I don’t even have the words to describe how much I hate how the notes now look. It would be one thing if it happened on mobile but noooooo ruin it on my Chromebook too. Add “this post has zero notes” while you’re at it. Can someone please just change it back.

[paperkutzblog]

Tumblr: you can now give gifts to the people you love 😌💗✨

Me, trying to block the 25th porn blog of the day: