#fucking dorks omg

[kingkatsuki]

You know Bakugou has an entire collection of All Might figures, but imagine the first time as a Pro-Hero that he sees one of himself. Maybe it’s in an arcade or a shop window, and he just knows he has to have it.

So he ends up bringing it home and placing it beside his favourite hero on his All Might shelf, because it’s a sign he’s finally achieving his dreams.

[arbitrarycategories]

Putting a running joke into my reverse robins au where Bruce wants to call everything Bat-whatever but hadn’t gotten around to it yet when Duke showed up, and now Duke won’t let him because it’s “lame” and “kind of weird, B.” When itty bitty Dickie Grayson shows up and starts Bat-naming things nobody can tell him no because he has the most irresistible puppy dog eyes in the whole wide world. Bruce is fucking VINDICATED.

[rain-day-today]

A few more baby fairytail headcanons because their the found family that haunts me in my dreams🫶🏽 these are a little more natsu and gray centric cause those are my favs

Gray and Natsu did not have a place to live until they were in the guild for like a year . There were too many parentless orphans running around and not enough people to keep track of them, so It was couch surfing hot potato like nobody’s business.

Natsu’s stuff was scattered to the high heavens. You would find his sandals in Laxus’s room, bag in the Strauss Siblings place,any clothes were scattered between Erza, Cana and Levy. Really its a miracle he had clothes at all considering the fact he also refused to wear a shirt his first month( “you don’t needs shirts in the forest snd their itchhhyyy” ) . Gray was a bit better and just had a card board box that he took to people’s house when he decided (without the person’s permission) to crash there for the next week. Ironically,The two would always end up trying to crash with the same person on the same night. Natsu would be climbing into the room through the window right when Gray was breaking in by picking the lock.

Speaking of which, Everyone but erza can pick locks. Lissana is the fastest followed by Cana and then Natsu. Mira just broke the door down.

Whenever they were smaller and Erza went on a job with Levy they had an unspoken understanding to only speak like they were from medieval times. There were alot of questions afterward and more lost in translation.

Little Cana would cut and dye everyone’s hair. She Once dyed natsu’s hair black, mistaking the hair dye as extra shampoo-y shampoo

That was the worst week of Natsu and Grays life. Whenever they were out in public together they got mistaken for brothers.

”WHAT DO YOU MEAN BROTHERS?! HES A BROODING EMO STRIPPER! WE DON’T LOOK ANYTHING CLOSE TO RELATED. ”

*cana and laxus dying of laughter*

*maco and wakaba choking*

“BROTHERS?! BROTHERS?!?? ARE YOU BLIND HIS FACE IS FREAKY! FREAKY ! AND LOOKS COMPLETELY STUPID, HOW COULD YOU THINK THAT ME AND THAT THING SHARED ANYTHING?!?!”

natsu and gray couldn’t look at each other that entire week.

EmoTeen!Gray discovered the girls taste in books after being locked in the library closet during “book club”

Natsu knows exactly what Erza and Levy read. super hearing y’know? He wont admit to it but he knows not to be in the guild whenever those high pitched giggle start.

Laxus gets severely motion sick. He used to deal with it by using those stupid looking motion sickness glasses every time he got on a train. Now he just sells his soul to the devil (mira) for a bottle of magic elixir ( straight vodka) that lets him pass tf out.

Erza lost an Erza look alike contest once

Mira lost a Mira look alike contest

Lissana won both of them back to back

Natsu has a collection of hand me downs that he refuses to wear or get rid of. Most of them are Erzas old armors or things gray stripped and forgot about, but he has a little of everyone. His favorite one is Laxus’s old big coat.

Elfman does a little quote of the day thing in the guildhall

Elfman once got all the fairytail kids including s-class Laxus, Erza, and Mira to Jump Guildarts. No one knows the outcome because at some point all the smaller kids got knocked out with only Erza,Mira and Laxus left awake and they wont tell who won.

When they were younger there was a cute skate park the girls would visit often, thats why they can do all the cool skate board tricks.

Levy bought a motorcycle after getting the money from her first “big” job

Natsu once put a tin full of mentos in multiple buckets of coke in the guild hall infirmary

One time gramps was feeling really down and kids did a little play to cheer him up. They did sleeping beauty with Levy as Sleeping Beauty, Cana as the prince, Mira was maleficent, and Laxus as the prince’s horse. Gray, Natsu, and Elfman were obviously the fairies. Erza wasn’t in the guild at the moment much to her dismay. The play genuinely went incredibly well except instead of waking the princess up with a kiss, Cana head butted Levy so hard it caused Levy to pass out.

Little Valentines Day scenario

(No i do not care that its may)

The first year they were all together, Natsu and Gray got in trouble with Erza the day before valentine’s day. Them hearing everyone gush about wanting someone to give them something, decided that the best way to apologize (save themselves) would be to give her a bunch of valentines day candy and presents. They gave them to her at the guild with cute cards and she was so so happy she started to tear up. This marks Erza as the first person among them all to get a Valentine present.

The others were silently seething, which turned into alot of teasing “ Aww looks like Grays got a crushhh,” “ Look at natsu being all gentlemen like , Erza must be a special special girl,” Erza promptly beat them all up for it, and Gray and Natsu were successfully in their mission to save themselves!

They did feel kinda bad afterwards seeing the others look longingly at Erza quite large pile. Natsu sneakily went out and bought some more chocolates to hand cheer everyone up, gray joined in because “No way am I letting flame brain be liked more then me!” They obviously fought, which melted the chocolates. No fear however! Natsu tempered the chocolates to perfection and gray used his magic to make fun molds.

The next day they handed them out and now its a tradition. On Valentine’s day you get candy from the boy of your dreams, the next day Natsu and Gray give you a creepily detailed mini you made out of chocolate.

[puzzlekinq]

witch cackling at these two images why did he do That

[hamable]

The whiplash of being emotional and thoughtful about Belle 2021 and then also thinking about Chikami Shinjiro and his fucking CROCS.

[the-cookie-of-doom]

Can’t sleep so I’m waiting Let Free the Curse of Taekwondo and AHHHH ITS SO CUTE

[tanevcolton28]

He’s hockey smart but book smart couldn’t tell ya

[theshotsheardacrossworlds]

FFXIV Write: Another Free Day

In which Marcelin Varlineau proposes to Ebegei Mol and receives a stunning answer. SFW.

“Marc, try this!”

“Marc, look what my insert relative’s name here made! Try it! Please!”

These were common refrains Marcelin Varlineau heard from his partner sounds so dreary but lover isn’t quite appropriate to use around family so perhaps significant other? Ugh. That’s even worse. They, along with his parents, were attending a hunt and feast to celebrate a religious holiday for the Mol tribe.

Of course, that meant Ebegei was introducing him to a seemingly endless number of relatives of hers as well as occasionally being given a look from his father which Marcelin knew to mean “get your ass over here so Mum can brag about you.”

Which she’s done a lot.

Presently, Marcelin was debating when the “right” time was.

We’ve been left alone for the past few minutes, so maybe we can…I can…

“Hey Begi,” Marcelin leaned down to kiss her head. “Can we go somewhere private for a minute or two?”

The xaela looked up at him, puzzled. “Are you well?”

Shit.

He reassured her (I hope) with another kiss, this time on her forehead. “Fine, my love. But there’s something I must speak to you about.”

Still very much skeptical, Ebegei nodded, let her mother know they were leaving for a bit, and then accompanied him to her favorite rock formation outside Mol Iloh.

He smiled to himself as he thought about the first time she had taken him there.

“Marc, like this. Pick me up and…” She gestured to a ledge. “We’ll be the same height if I sit!”

She’s under five fulms.

I’m six fulms eight inches.

With a half smile and shaking his head, Marcelin did as his lady ordered, and to his shock, she was completely right---face to face.

“Told you, Marc.”

And then she kissed him.

As did he that first time he did so again.

And soon as he placed her on the ledge, she wrapped her legs around him as much as she can and kissed him soundly.

“Begi,” Marcelin panted, smiling. “I need to ask you something…”

She raised an amused eyebrow. “Then ask, Marc.”

My darling Ebegei is nothing if not direct.

“Will you marry me, Ebegei Mol?” He whispered, cupping her face in his calloused hands. Please say yes. Please. Please. Please. PLEASE.

Ebegei struggled not to grin. “Only if you marry me tonight.”

WHAT?!?!

Marcelin blinked several times. “I…fuck, Hami will kill me if I—”

“Marc, Hami’s in Reunion. He’s on his way here with Daisuke.” WHAT?!?!?! SHE DID?!?! WAIT---DID SHE??!?! “I know it makes you sad that you and Hami aren’t together more, so I asked if he and Daisuke could attend as well. They were delayed in Gridania, which is why they’re late…” She chuckled apologetically. “I wanted it to be a surprise. Little did I know—” She tapped her head and laughed. “You already planned to propose!” She guided his hands from her face to her waist. She looks at me like I’m the only person on the star. “Oh Marc, you’re the greatest joy of my life. Of course I’ll marry you.”

Thank fuck.

He exhaled and pulled a ring from his trouser pocket. “This is a very special ring, Ebegei.” Marcelin held it between two fingers, his gaze never leaving hers. “You see it’s made from wood, yes? The wood is maple from Coerthas. And you see the inlay? Crushed shells from eastern La Noscea with mother of pearl from the Ruby Sea, white gold shavings I bought from Reunion last time we were here, and diamond dust from Thavnair. I worked with a goldsmith in Ul’dah to put it all together.” This has been my special project for the past six moons. Bells and bells toiling away. Worrying if she’ll like it…

Her pink eyes widened and then suddenly, she threw her arms around his neck. “All the pieces of us…our families…I love it. I love it.” Ebegei placed several kisses on his soft cheek. “I love you, Marc. My sun, moon, and stars.” Ooooooh, I know that look. She grinned madly, kissed him one more time, took the ring out of my hand, and then nudged him back so she could hop off the ledge. “Come. Let’s get married.”

And so we married in Mol Iloh in front of her family and tribe…and Mum and Dad and Hami and Daisuke.

Sorry, rest of my siblings.

We’ll have a party at the Shirogane house to celebrate.

[justa-smalltown-gargoyle]

I found myself watching the new live action ATLA and I was like omg this is such great set up for Zutara and their future dynamic !!!!!

And I got so caught up in the euphoria of my own Zutara thoughts that for like a minute I fully gaslit myself into believing that Zutara actually did happen and the live action was sowing the seeds for that relationship

[loverdotpng]

Love this sprite of him..

[kyatra]

my dad and i are rewatching the entirety of the mandalorian before starting the new season and this shit is seriously like crack

[arcadianmoonshadowjedi]

I also wish we got to see Rex Igneous’s reaction 😭🤣

Moonberry Surprise X Callum, 6x05

[misteria247]

*Vibrating in place*

Are you fucking serious-

"Am I crazy or was there some kind of vibe going on?"

NO YOU'RE NOT CRAZY YOU STUPID DORK SHE'S INTO YOU OMG, AND THE LIL DRAWING IT'S SO GOOD. DIPPER HAD TO HAVE BEEN LOOKING AT HER QUITE A BIT TO GET IT DRAWN THAT GOOD. UGH FUCKING KILL ME THEY'RE TOO CUTE-

[meteorella]

Nerdgasmic Rhapsody

pairings: loser!dom!ellie x popular!sub!reader

cw: flufff!! ellie's an absolute cutie pie. cursing (obv), oral! (r receiving), tribbing (maybe?), nipple play, after caree!!, pet names: sweetheart, baby, princess, that's all i think!

wc: 511

a/n: (intentional lowercase!!!) first ever ficcc omg🥹 i have never ever in my life written a fanfic before so pleaseee don't judge and also feel free to point out some mistakes and stuff!! I take criticisms as i'm sure it'll help me a lot throughout my writing journey :))) can't promise I'll post consistently considering I'm insanely dumped with school works but I'll definitely find time to do so. anyways i hope u guys enjoy this one!! Feel free to hit me w some ideaaasss :3

after you had made it official with the biggest dork on campus—ellie—people would randomly come up to you in the hallways and tease you, not believing how sweet she actually is. after all of your previous relationships, ellie is the only one who genuinely cared for you. despite her shy and nerdy demeanor, she's really fun to hang out with. she'd continuously yap about space, the comic books she's read—savage starlight—and drop all of its lore to you. the whole fucking lore. although you hardly cared. she was too adorable. most of the time, you would find yourself just looking at her sparkling green eyes, topped by her matte, black glasses, her hand gestures, and the soft smile plastered on her lips while she speaks. she's even more beautiful up close. how could others not see that? whilst ellie can be a total cutie pie, you cant deny how fucking insane she can be in bed.

when eating you out, she'd flick her tongue out relentlessly on your leaking hole. firmly gripping on to your thighs, she already knows your next motive. "nuh-uh, sweetheart. keep them open for me." she shoots you a knowing glare before diving back into your drenched core, keeping eye contact all the while. her gaze roamed over your appearance, hair disheveled, eyes rolled back, and completely fucked out. "s-sorry, baby–fuck." you moaned as you clutched onto her dino-printed sheets. so fucking cute. after you'd climaxed for the 3rd time, she'd climb on top of you and slip her tongue down your throat, allowing you to taste yourself as she grinded her own throbbing cunt against yours. your soaking wet pussies rubbing, and creating the most delicious rhythm together. she absolutely loved your boobs. she adored how it just bounces up and down as she rolled her hips above you. she took your nipple in between her thumb and her index finger and pinched them, making you flinch at the feeling. her glasses were all fogged up and crooked, but she couldn't care less. she was too engrossed on drawing out more of those angelic sounds that slips past your lips as she pleases you. "doing s–so good f'me, princess... fuck–so hot." when you had both finally reached your peak, she'd lean down and gently clean up all your juices from between your thighs with her tongue.

she gives absolutely the best aftercare imaginable. the routine would start with cleaning you up with a wet towel, swiping it's soft material across your face, your breasts, your legs, your inner thighs—she had always taken care of you in the most tender and loving way. she loved hearing your soft, exhausted sighs of relief, as you watch her with a smile on your face all while savoring the chocolate she so graciously offered you. after ellie finishes cleaning you up, she would settle beside you, enveloping you in her arms as she wrapped them around your waist. her lips showering your neck with gentle kisses as she whispered heartfelt words of affection. "i'm going to marry you one day."

YAAALLLL OMG I HOPE THIS DIDN'T SUCK TOO HARD😣😣😣🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 i hope u guys enjoyed this one, i really enjoyed writing thisss!!

tags: @ellstronaut

dividers: @khaer @plutism

[deadsetobsessions]

Listen, I know that the general consensus is that Danny is a skinny lean dude (a twink, some might say) BUT hear me out. Canonically, Dan is a giant thunk of a man. Maybe that’s because he merged with Plasmius or whatever but I really think it’s because Danny’s always kind of had that potential to grow giant. Like have you seen Jack Fenton? The guy’s huge. Tall, muscular, looks like he bench presses bears in the woods or something. Jazz is tall as fuck, in my mind. Danny’s shorter maybe, sure, but I headcanon that he grows like a brick and is also built like a shit brick house.

I present to you, Batfam! Danny:

Nightwing, introducing his little brothers to the Titans: these are my little brothers!

Danny and Jason, standing there and being naturally intimidating as fuck because they’re giant and looks like they could break the titans like toothpicks: hi

——

Tim, introducing his new brother: guys this is my brother

Danny, positively looming over the high schoolers: hi.

Tim’s classmate: *fear*

——

Bane, confident he’s the strongest bastard in Gotham:

The new vigilante, a grown up Danny, large and full of short people rage: bet?

——

And Danny’s all intimidating as hell but he’s also a dork and I don’t think we talk about it enough. He’s just like oh I’m a silly little guy and everyone else is like omg the hulk??

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

OH MY GOD DIFFERENT ANON HERE BUT IMAGINE THAT SHOULDER/NAPE KISSING ASK BUT YOURE TICKLISH ‼️‼️ he'd either be a total dork about it or a complete asshole omg omg omg some days he'd laugh along with you and compliment your giggles, but some days he'll hold you still until you're writhing all over the place + he'll blame YOU??? if he "accidentally" bites you???? cause you're moving too much????? HES SO GGGRFHDGUYAHHHGDAAA

YALL STOP I NEED TO GTS OMG YALL R KEEPING ME UP AAAG but this is so,,,,soooooo,,,,azzdhfsxbj

on most days i feel he'd do a mix of both but i totally get what you mean !! some days he'll be sweet, chuckling and snickering about how you squirm to much while specifically targeting the spot that's MAKING YOU SQUIRM!! lol he's too much, he has the nerve to tease too like "mm ? what's up wit'cha ? quit movin' s'much. m'trynna love on ya" JELSDBKSNL

and then when he's feeling like a dick (which is 99. 9% of the time) he'll sneak in lil chances to bite you and blame you for it talking bout some "s'your fault, keep movin' all over the place." you tell him kissing does not involve teeth and he childishly responds "with you it does, cus you can't sit fuckin' still." he'd snicker about it too cus he thinks he's hilarious, fucking asshole.