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so. i did a bad thing :)
#I sprayed fucking insecticide all over and now I am masking inside my own fucking house#like. bitch. not on my fucking watch.#fucking centipedes man#if I die you’re all coming down with me#it’s a big ass trigger for me#I love spiders and abhor centipedes#I hate slugs and snails too this is insane#and I feel so bad for hating these critters bc.. they’re earthlings like me?? I feel so awful??#but I cannot physically restrain myself#I avoid slugs and snails bc I’m not a monster#I just walk away#but centefuckingpedes?? bitch it’s on sight with them#I cracked so many tiles just by stomping on them :(#and now one got away from me and I’m like O...o#constant vigilance. as some says#nick carter save me#I’m sure adela would save me from this nonsense too#awful! I feel awful!#sneaky niki#I have some time today so I’m writing but fuck this man#*an 8-hour mental breakdown later*#I’m fine I’m cool I’m fine I’m fine this is fine#may the universe grant me a partner who loves them and gently takes them out the house bc I won’t be responsible for my actions until then#me: they’re the devil’s spawn#partner: no they’re not. they’re just babies#me: I love you but you’re wrong#awful! I’m having an irrational moment!#I feel like a medieval peasant not knowing what an eclipse is! this is madness#sorry. I’m going through a lot these days#maybe this was my breaking point
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is considering jacking off to be a sport one of the COVID symptoms
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wp_38_mayonezx (on Twitter)
vv3spa (on Twitter)
karonnnnn02 (here on tumblr)
#squid game#squid game 2#the salesman#the recruiter#salesman x gihun#saleshun#would you guys consider JACKING OFF to be a sport#i don't know about you motherfuckers but I consider that shit to be a sport ok?#if people can sit back and label goddamn golf which is the boringest fucking sport in the world a goddamn sport#if you can label that shit a sport and if you can label goddamn fishing as a sport I know damn well you can label jacking off a sport#think about it#what the fuck athletically are you really doing in golf my nigga?#all you're doing is hitting the goddamn golf club#“oh my god man that’s a long-ass birdie man. nice birdie. nice putt man! 250 yar-“#get the fuck outta here nobody cares about that boring-ass shit.#who the fuck really watches golf? Nobody gives a fuck#it makes niggas fall asleep#fishing on the other hand. what the fuck are you really doing athletically my nigga in fishing?#all that you're doing is that you're sitting your bitch-ass up in a boat.#usually its old-ass snagged teeth motherfuckers that ain't got no goddamn teeth up in their fucking grill or up in they're mouth#they're just sitting up in a goddamn boat you know what I'm saying?#throwing a goddamn rod. it could be any kind of goddamn bait up on the end of the rod#It could be a worm. it could be a caterpillar. it could be a centipede. it could be a dead-ass butterfly#it could be a fucking beak of a dead bird. it could be anything you know what I'm saying?#“oh my god we caught a big-ass salmon! reel that fat bitch in! yeah!”#motherfucker what are you doing athletically?#how the fuck is that working up a sweat my nigga?#what. you're working out your arms because you have to reel that motherfucker in?#nigga that’s not a sport dawg#well fuck it. you know what? It is a sport. fuck it. you guys wanna consider that shit to be a sport?
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Renfield (2023)
#renfield#renfield 2023#robert montague renfield#nicholas hoult#renfieldedit#(he fucked that old man)#you were just born in the wrong century babe you could've had a quarter life crisis without involving vampires in it 😥#(i would love to yell into the void sometime about accountability without shame because man this part hit something pretty deep in me#for a film where ben schwartz snorts a centipede)
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guy is normal about being human and does NOT project animals onto the person he loves.
#whateverrr#wolfiji my darling. waughhg.#FUCK. i. keep fucking thinking shes a wolf WHEN SHE IS NOT. that is a fox. cmon man make up your own mind huhhh#narfox. nope. thats my name. foxiji. i guess. im not happy with it.#anyway centipede wife is the OG and came upon me in a dream (<- read treetopwalk in canada while i was bored)#spiderwife is bc tma.#foxwife is bc hunter prey kink (/hj)#bunnywife is left out bc that one is just my giant bias :3 she will be upon us soon but. i hope. i have no influence over when i draw.#ok.#im tired of looking at it get it OUT OF MY SIGHT#sillyposting#my work#laurel#i dont think ive ever drawn a canine before so for my first try.... im actually pretty pleased with it!! i think her face is very cute#i like her mouth YAYY i looovee a little smirk
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How the fuck do I draw transformers this is worse than drawing magna centipede 😭
#transformers#mega man x#Why the fuck does soundwave look like a freaky deaky version of silent salt from crk and EVA-01#ratchet is a fucking square which is so real#and magna centipede continues to be the worst fucking reploid#tbh Rockman fans and Transformers fans are like cousins with all the robots
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Damn, gijinka Hornet is buff! How the hell does Herrah look?
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#thylacines can talk#asks#the dreamers are next on the list so you shall see them soon o7#and they dont have weird fucking features like pk and wl so i can safely post them without struggling forever with how to fit them into#underwear. like how do you put boxers on a centipede centaur ass of a man
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I DONT THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA but i also REALLY want it to happen so. i will keep reading as usual
#WORMPOSTING . GOD.#starting 2.6 taylor is going to meet w tattletale and i think grue and regent? maybe?#its insane how visceral the high school scenes make me feel. fuck mr gladly btw. why the FUCK did he walk away#sir you were just concernes about her and tou walk out 30 seconds later to her being attacked and all you do is look sad and leave#you cant even like ?!?!!?!?! walk past in earshot so they know youre there !?!?!?! not eben that little bit of solidarity!?!?!#man#hey also fuck emma. taylors stronger than be bc if i were her shed be waking up with spiders in her mouth every goddamn morning#spiders georg. spiders emma. centipedes up her nose. fuck that shit ohhhh im so mad#anyway. excited 2 see the villains again. theres no way this is going 2 end well for taylor i think shes gonna do something stupid <3#and u know what? i support her#reaction time
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preview of edit. i wasnt gonna post this but i find this too hilarious not to... pls laugh. PLEASSEEEEE
would you guys still love me if i pasted the whole ”would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport” copyasta in the hashtags 🥺
full edit:click on me pllss nghh
i was gonna say the edit isnt fully cooked yet, but i think i overcooked (the preview of it-where i try to make it less visible), and by that i mean is now it look deepfried..
art creds(that i have currently(im searching-for others because i just saved drawings without remembering the artists users beforehand): @/karonnnnn02
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#squid game#squid game 2#the salesman#the recruiter#salesman brainrot#would you guys consider JACKING OFF to be a sport#i don't know about you motherfuckers but I consider that shit to be a sport ok?#if people can sit back and label goddamn golf which is the boringest fucking sport in the world a goddamn sport#if you can label that shit a sport and if you can label goddamn fishing as a sport I know damn well you can label jacking off a sport#think about it#what the fuck athletically are you really doing in golf my nigga?#all you're doing is hitting the goddamn golf club#“oh my god man that’s a long-ass birdie man. Nice birdie. nice putt man! 250 yar-“#get the fuck outta here nobody cares about that boring-ass shit.#who the fuck really watches golf? nobody gives a fuck#it makes niggas fall asleep#fishing on the other hand. what the fuck are you really doing athletically my nigga in fishing?#all that you're doing is that you're sitting your bitch-ass up in a boat.#usually its old-ass snagged teeth motherfuckers that ain't got no goddamn teeth up in their fucking grill. or up in their mouth#they're just sitting up in a goddamn boat you know what I'm saying?#throwing a goddamn rod. it could be any kind of goddamn bait up on the end of the rod#it could be a worm. it could be a caterpillar. it could be a centipede. it could be a dead-ass butterfly#it could be a fucking beak of a dead bird. it could be anything you know what I'm saying?#“oh my god we caught a big-ass salmon! reel that fat bitch in! yeah!”#motherfucker what are you doing athletically?#how the fuck is that working up a sweat my nigga?#what. you're working out your arms because you have to reel that motherfucker in?#nigga that’s not a sport dawg#well fuck it. you know what? It is a sport. fuck it. you guys wanna consider that shit to be a sport?#jacking off is a fucking sport to me
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the funny thing about my relationship with my boyfriend is that, outwardly, people would never think he's a freak. they look at us and see the most regular, unassuming, jock-looking, handsome guy in the world dating this dyed-black-hair, beetlejuice-ass-character bitch that i present myself as and logically think "ah yes, she is clearly the domesticated gremlin of that particular situation"
they would, of course, be painfully wrong, because that man is as much of a weirdo as i am. his mind palace is much more strange and disarming than anything i could come up with, and i'm half convinced he just put on an extra 60 pounds of muscles to throw people off his freak-scent
last night for example, he calmly relayed to me that sometimes when we're making out a bit more intensely, he likes to think of how we're actually just one big digestive system, connected through our mouths, which he thought was a very romantic thought.
understandably, i had to prod his brain a little, so i asked "honey. honey. why are you regularly daydreaming about us being human-centipeded together" and he asked me what the plot of the human centipede was, because, again, he likes to pretend he is a regular person and doesn't watch a lot of horror movies. i tried to explain to him what the story of the movies was about, while largely trying to emphasize how it was a little unusual that our most passionate moments of intimacy would unpromptedly conjure in his mind the same thought process as that of a psychotic german doctor who wanted to kidnap people and sew their mouths to each other assholes
and then he, with the biggest, shiniest, bluest eyes in the world, frowned at me and said "well, but they weren't in love", firmly establishing that he thinks that the main problem of the acts committed throughout the human centipede trilogy were upsetting solely due to the lack of true love between the humans who were centipeded
so yeah i'm planning to father his children
#when you find a bigger weirdo than you you gotta keep them#he also doesn't think the shit he says even registers as weird which is just. the funniest part#he ALSO ALSO somehow only manages to say that shit in front of me#which leads me to believe that he either a) has that shit running through his subconscious 24/7 and only let's himself get comfortable#enough to say it when i'm around#or b) does actually know how fucked up he sounds and is in fact going for the long con of only showing that shit in front of me#so nobody will ever believe me when i tell them the insane situations this man comes up with#either way i cant not fuck him#human centipede#the human centipede#idk what to tag this lol i dont write posts
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how many estus flasks have been flusked total in the world
#wheeltext#dark souls posting#centipede demon is a fuck kill em all lordran 1999 i am chosen undead man 283639628363 dead rats#i am grinding humanity to keep solaires gay ass alive because i want his sick nasty zombie hat#its five in the morning and im more alive than the devil
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[Cringetober #12] Niche Interest + [Inktober #12] Spicey
Someone wants to cut a hole in you and fuck you thru it, buddy.
#my art#artists on tumblr#doodles#the human centipede#bill boss#the human centipede 3#human centipede 3#<- hate that ppl spell the name w/o ''the'' that's just not ok man fucked up#cringetober#inktober#could have i put more time on this? surely. would anyone want that? probably not.#y'all are lucky i didnt leave in more white pixels on that wound btw
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wait like none of my newer followers will have seen my pk design fully will they . you guys are gonna get fucking jumpscared i think (if i finish this sketch)
#centipede pk my beloved make that man LONG !!#he's somehow still fucking short though if he tries to stand on any less of his legs he just topples over#lev.txt
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i s2g if one more person asks kaneki "what happened to you" "what changed" HE GOT PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY TORTURED?!?!?! FOR LIKE A MONTH?!?!?! SORRY THAT CHANGES A GUY!?!?!?!?
#IM SO . LIKE#MANS BEING HAUNTED BY HIS CANNIBALISM GHOSTS HE DOESNT HAVE THE COGNITIVE LIKE. EMOTIONAL CAPACITY TO SAY I GOT TORTURED UNTIL MY MINE BROKE#LIKE. YALL.#ESPECIALLY COMING FROM ONE OF THE OTHER GHOULS LIKE *YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM* YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAVE HIM ?!? WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT#aaaohhhhh the fuckinggg. tragedy of it all. thinking abt it from amons perspective like u fight this scrawny little ghoul#who looks like a kid and refuses to kill you and says this whole speech abt how not one person is to blame for jow the world is etc etc.#and then you see him again and hes got fucking centipedes crawling from his back and hes eating people snd laughing#and then he breaks out of it and starts sobbing and you let him live . and its like. what happened.#sorry. unexpected emotional moment.#shaking kaneki like a dog with a squeaky toy. this is not the same person. but it is !!!!! but its noy#reaction time#anyway. kaneki and amon are killing each other now. smile emoji#“if only we wouldve met under different circumstances i wouldve loved to sit and discuss this with you” SIGHHHHHHH
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I am certain that I do not want to live here anymore.
I’ll fuck with grizzly bears and wolves, not this creature from the depths of hell.
#IT FUCKING WITHSTOOD A STOMP#AND BUG SPRAY#EUGHHHH#IT WAS LIKE A FOOT LONG THEN IT SHRIVELED UP#YES I DRESS LIKE A MAN#NO I CANT KILL THE SCARY ASS CENTIPEDE!!!#me and my posts
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I love Bloodborne!
I Love Bloodborne!!
I LOVE BLOODBORNE!!!
#herne talks#never fucking forget it!!!#i love this game so much#no need to even be specific about it i love the everything#THE piece of media that truly speaks to the very depths of my soul in all that it does and is#cleric beast is the gender of all time and i wish i looked like that#the strange man yelling in the woods about centipedes captivated me and stole my heart#and you really can make a religion out of this!#life lessons and new friends for all
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sometimes the genocide joe propaganda that crosses my dash is so egregiously wrong that I block op immediately and come dangerously close to blocking the person who put it on my dash too. like cut that shit out
#his ass has NOT been trying to ‘negotiate a ceasefire’ for months stop fucking lying#his ass has been one of the sole fucking reasons a ceasefire has been unattainable 9 months into a fucking genocide.#and if you’d actually been paying attention to said genocide and the absolute shitstorm surrounding it world-wide#instead of covering your eyes while trying to gargle that old man’s balls#you’d actually fucking know that.#piss all the way off and die I’m not even kidding.#a cattail tale#when the post starts w ‘they don’t even both suck’ you just KNOW their head so far up their own ass they put the human centipede to shame
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