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butterflyemporer · 5 months ago

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I would get rid of December because I fucking hate the holidays. Like, yeah? You want to celebrate the supposed birth of Christ? Uh huh? You're going to FORCE the entire family to not only decorate but travel to a place they barely have been for god knows how long only to spend a morning awkwardly opening presents no one wants? Yeah! Sure! Why not! Let's go ahead and throw some terrible traditions on there too! So that way NO ONE IS HAPPY!!!

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escapetomerlegaritaville · 1 year ago

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taz balance is so fucking hard to recommend to people I'll be like "fuck the bible, THIS is the greatest story ever told" and then the first episode is one long masturbation joke with super detailed explanations of the rules of dnd 5e

#taz balance #i hate this podcast #do you known how fucking embarrassing it is when you've been telling people it's the pinnacle of collaborative storytelling (it is)#you'll be like 'these characters are incredibly important to me' and then the podcast is like 'uh i named my wizard after mexican food'#me: there are scenes in this that have permanently altered my brain chemistry. this is the thing i put on when life feels hopeless.#the podcast: haha we're going into the jerkoff tunnel :D #genuinely so humbling

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cyybercyko · 2 months ago

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kichi

I love this guy, he's just so silly and fun to draw

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year ago

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im devastated. i got a microwaveable curry from costco and. its not good. Why

#I JUST WANT FLAVOR. PLEASE. THE LACK OF SPICES IN MY LIFE RN-#i didnt see that the label said 'mango'#and its unexpectedly peppery #two flavors i Do Not Like!#which is deeply unfortunate bc i can taste how good it is Under those two prevailing flavors!#i wasted rice on this....#i thought i was about to have a decadent as fuck breakfast...#now im just sad! i miss having access to so many different places for the occasional takeout...#no thai... no indian... no chinese... no korean... no japanese... no mexican...#im Suffering out here. i can go get subway or mediocre burgers. thats pretty much it #cmonnnn american cuisine tends to be so fucking bland.... i want Flavor... where is the Flavor....#my taste buds are crying. they're sobbing. they are Wailing #absolutely unprompted #ive started to daydream about all my favorite restaurants ive been to #brazilian barbeque... shabu shabu... my beloved chinese takeout location... korean bbq... roadside tamale stand...#farmers market bao vendor... french bakery... the place with Banger pad see ew... the sushi restaurant with awesome bento & veggie rolls...#the boba store with delicious dragonfruit bowls... mall mongolian bbq... hibachi.... tea houses... many many more...#MAN IM MAKING MYSELF SO HUNGRY #nothing in this house or in this town will satisfy me #one of my great loves in life has been taken away! Flavor! delicious food! Where Is She!

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lue-arlert · 3 months ago

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All I wanna do is yap and eat

#like i’m literally so hungry but i just ate dinner #like LITERALLY just had a pork chop and brussels sprouts and fruit #but i feel like i could eat a whole nother dinner #i also want dessert real bad 🥲#i’m glad i see a new doctor in a couple weeks so i can figure out ✨what is wrong with me✨#i know it’s high cortisol levels but lmfao fuck me ig #anyway i WANT CAKE #and Mexican food but i’m getting Mexican on Saturday i cannot WAIT #maybe i’ll pick up cake on my way home 👀

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kedsandtubesocks · 7 months ago

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what type of curse is this because all this talk of me and Shoko JUST MAKES ME MISS G*JO

#WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF JOKE IS THIS?!?#I just wanna talk about Shoko knowing I’m a lightweight and playing drink games with me #AND NOW?!?#it’s just Gojo in my brain #now I’m trying not to sob thinking of how he can’t handle spicy Mexican food but woo’s my family with his perfect Spanish and I wanna cry #someone pls come and tie me to a shed outback oh my fucking god

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starlooove · 1 year ago

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Those mfs that made that “lets taco bout blue beetle” vid need to count your fucking days

#I hope all of you DIE #‘we know he’s Latino he doesn’t need to eat mexican food all the time’#have you considered that what’s ‘mexican food’ to you is just fucking food for us #‘he’s wearing a three piece suit and she thought he did laundry that would never happen’ TO YOU #IT HAPPENS TO US QUITE OFTEN ACTUALLY #‘how do so many ppl live in one house and not have money’ were you born yesterday?#and then it’s just stupid shit that the movie explained??#‘how does Rudy have all those add ons if they’re poor’ Rudy is a genius that’s like a major thing in the movie #like a major theme is Rudy being so smart but not in a position to utilize it because of his social status due to racism and xenophobia #ur so racist it’s clouded ur actual basic comprehension skills #I’m so serious when I say I hope they die #AND VIOLENTLY #TODAY #blue beetle spoilers #sorry I forgot that 💀💀💀

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repotting · 4 months ago

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people who don't normally read sci fi have such bad taste in sci fi 😭

#which makes sense because they're there despite having no attraction to what makes sci fi sci fi #but it's funny because they're always so excited to give their recommendation #and it's always like. ready player one or bobiverse or the locked tomb or something else horrendously tacky #like it's either awful marvel style quipping or something painfully twee that thinks it's deeper than it is a la Becky Chambers #and you have to try to be nice while they rave about some of the worst writing a mainstream publisher has put out #that only counts as “sci fi” bc it's in space or whatever #the other option is they like some military shit linked to a video game about how some genocide is necessary #don't get me wrong I read mostly bad sci fi and I'm aware good sci fi is rare #but it's like you had taco bell exactly once and someone's like 'any good Mexican restaurant recs in this town?'#and you just HAVE to respond with how good your dorito taco was and it's the best Mexican food #and in this scenario you don't even know enough to say “hear me out” you don't know other restaurants even exist like it's never occurred #to you to look and after that one dorito Taco you never had any interest in having Mexican food ever again #and yet. if someone is talking about Mexican food you just have to bring up you ate a Dorito taco one time and everyone should have one #how it's the best Mexican food in the world #also tumblr stop saying books are good just cuz there are lgbt people in them challenge #one time i asked for ppls fav sci fi nobody's heard of and fully half the replies were Becky fucking Chambers btw

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sodrippy · 23 hours ago

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I 🩷 QUESO

#I 🩷 NACHOS #mexican food literally never misses they got it so right foreverrrrrr #i miss u so fucking bad rice&beans.......

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shannonsketches · 9 days ago

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ugh I can't even have dramatic 'guess i'll just die' hours for catharsis because my brain knows there's a new daima episode on friday

#I am not in danger I promise I am too eager to see too many politicians bite the fucking big one to damage myself on purpose #Also I love me a lot and I would never do that to me I've worked too goddamn hard on becoming me to throw me away lmao #my mental health knows to put that one back in the deck. it's a non-starter bitch move on.#Worst part of my brain: What if you-#Most Egotistical part of my brain: Ew lmao who let you in here #Worst part of my brain: Oh sorry I-#Most Me part of my brain: Are you kidding my dog would be Devastated if anything happened to me. YOU TRYNA HURT MY DOG M8??#Worst part of my brain: nO I LOVE DOGS I'M JUST-#Laziest Part of my brain: I mean I don't wanna hurt me and I don't wanna put my mom through the trauma so nah I'm gonna pass sorry #Worst part of my brain: Can I fucking finish my sentence please??#Worst part of my brain: What if you... spent a lot of money on takeout mexican food #Every other part of my brain: Oh yeah financial self-harm is totally fine if there's cheese involved. That's a law I think.#personaltag #we stay silly

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lordmomohismomoness · 1 month ago

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today is my anniversary, and my husband called on the way home from a board meeting and said the most beautiful words to me.

he said: "I'm stopping to get something to eat, do you want street tacos?"

#true love #food is my love language #especially Mexican food #8th anniversary #truly I love this man #even when I'm mad at him #fuck romance novels this is real love #if I am ever furious just bring me Mexican food

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bibleofficial · 2 months ago

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typical alcoholism L: shitting hurt

#stream #like i’m #i can alrdy feel my colon suffering when i wake up tomorrow #but idc fuck u #i miss u weed 😭😭😭 no calories 😭😭😭😭😭#like have i eaten today #a lil #it was lettuce #like ALSKALSKALKALKALKSLA #i also told my mother today how bad the food is in britain when i #told her that u can’t even find jalapeños that aren’t pickled a) & b) celery is to ‘season a ham’ & she started laughing bc it’s so #rediculous like we always bitch abt all the mexican restaunrts bc we live in tx bc NOW ….. A DREAM ……. U DONT KNOW WHAT U MISS TILL ITS GONE #i don’t even eat take away like if i do it’s either chinese or the 1 pizza place i go to #JINI PIZZA IN CARDIFF … BIG SHOUTOUT TO THEIR SPICY WHATEVER #not the one w cajun chicken bc it’s ……. not fucking cajun at all #the chicken tikka is good bc it’s u know #chicken tikka & it’s jini pizza #wait i just realized their logo is a genie #MAYBE IRS PRONOUNCED LIKE GENIE 😭😭😭😭#IVE BEEN CALLING IT GIN-Y THIS ENTIRE TIME #maybe it is jini idk bc i did tell kp the name that i thought was anise but it’s … not & i was like ‘i thought it was feminine’ & he was #like ‘that’s obviously a DUDE’ 😭😭😭😭😭 ALSKLKALKSLAKSLAKSKAL #LIKE SRRRRYYYYYY I DIDNT GROW UP IN INDIA TOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭#i still think it’s so fucking funny that in the police report after the rape the belgian translator translated ‘KP’ as ‘Capi’ so whenever #u see the name ‘Capi’ in the report it’s actually KP ALSKALSKALKSLAKSLAKSLAKSL #i don’t think i ever told him that i’ll have to when i get back bc honestly it’s very funny

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opendragon · 2 months ago

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had a four hour dream where my ex and i were stuck in the same house and arguing there was tension and intrigue and bright colors and family and chickens and people playing irl minecraft and cats. it was wonderful

#in the last part i remember they were stomping around the garden #but the far edge because everyone was out on the lawn working on some new garden plots and a chicken coop #so they looked really silly trying to be mad but near a bunch of kids having a good time #and i had just finished locking myself in our room to cry and wallow so i had just come outside to get lunch #someone had ordered mexican food #and my dear ex had come in while i obviously did not want any visitors and told me to venmo the person who got food for everyone #and reminded me to include tax #so i was also mad about that in addition to the central plot conflict #and in the ending scene i got to help decide what sort of chickens we wanted but they were still sulking #so i chose two regular chickens two fancy chickens and two silkie chickens #but the fancy chickens were like bright as fuck neon colors!#and this guy walking down the street had a neon salamander pet that was the size of s medium dog and he told us where to find them #and then i woke up before any chickens #lunch #or reconciliation could happen #yes i am hungover thank you for asking

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queerlyglittering · 8 months ago

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turns out I am not a big fan of plain rice by itself. But Rice with Stuff In It? oh HELL yeah

#personal #food #mexican rice & refried beans? gotta mix 'em together #omurice? heavenly #risotto? with like onions or garlic or cheese? DIVINE #I love fried rice #i love sushi bc it's rice with stuff #gotta have rice in my gumbo #(if you can call what i eat 'gumbo' since i can only eat like the chicken/sausage kind due to shellfish allergies TT-TT)#any kind of rice bowl? love it!!!#literally one of my favorite foods is a poke bowl/deconstructed sushi thing that I make #but also burrito bowls hell yeah hell yeah #broccoli rice casserole?! fuck yeahhh #dirty rice? or even boudain (which is technically Stuff with Rice In It rather than the other way around)? oh my god yess #mango sticky rice? hnnnnng #even rice pudding! (though i prefer tapioca tbh)

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muchmossymess · 3 months ago

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I need to stop sleeping all day its giving me wild as fuck dreams

#literally had a dream that i was a 14yr old mexican boy who was kidnapped by a crime boss and worked for him #making my way up the ladders until i was his right hand man #until one day i got in an accident and the paramedic who found me stuck by me while the cops questioned me #bc like who is this kid why is he so malnourished who is meant to tale care of you #and then they were restraining me in the back of an ambulance and i was crying and trying to breathe my way out of a panic #attack and then managed to calm down and the paramedic (who looked like that guy from disco elysium. the one you play as)#started asking me questions about my life and i talked about how johnny was in charge and he wore half a black rabbit mask but upside down #so the singular ear ran down his throat. and i talked about other thing idk but then CRASH the ambulance is suddenly gone #(OH I REMEMBER. i talked about how there were these women (prostitutes) who were nice to me and would give me food and drink #that i wasnt supposed to have and they wouldnt let me drink what the men were having but thats okay it tasted nasty anyway #and how on my last mission i was shot in the leg and it delayed me a day and johnny punished me by locking me up #and i couldnt leave and i nearly starved to death that week but the women snuck me small amounts of food and drink #even tho they would have been killed if they were caught. anyway that was like two weeks ago and my leg still hadnt healed)#im tied up under the clothesline at the top of the stairs of my irl house while the paramedic is tied to a chair by the front door #johnny comes in and starts asking questions but upon receiving no answers he grabs a metal bat and breaks the paramedics knee #and im just crying and screaming for it all to stop scared out of my life and johnny asks if i want the beating instead #and the paramedic says “dont you lay a finger on him. (name) look away i dont want you seeing this”#and then johnny starts torturing him amd all i hear is his screams even tho im blocking my ears and squeezing my eyes shut #and then im in johnnys room three years later and hes turned me into a dog but also an axolotl and ive forgotten my human roots #....like literally what the FUCK was that????#moss' madness #its called vague posting FOR A REASON

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essektheylyss · 2 years ago

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GREAT news, I've confirmed that my favorite 24 hour Mexican place has a location near where I'm moving.

This IS the only thing that matters to me cuz it's the only goddamn place in this corner of the country where I can get acceptable al pastor tacos and California burritos.

#it will not be literally around the corner anymore HOWEVER it will be like ten minutes away #and usually i go there at like 8pm when i haven't figured out dinner yet so this is perfect #literally fucking ridiculous that i can get better Mexican food in New England than in the pnw #tbh the al pastor is really the kicker cuz like. if it comes to it i can make a fucking california burrito.#i canNOT make al pastor cuz i would have way too fucking much al pastor.#you cannot make small quantities of al pastor and have it taste right.

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