#fucking FREAKS (affectionate)

[rel312]

“I wish I had two Guillermos. Then you could have one, I would have one, and then the two Guillermos could become friends or even lovers. Then I could say, like, ‘hey Guillermo, go fuck yourself’ and then he could do that”

Nandor what the fuck????

[blaithnne]

This is so funny to me because I can PICTURE host!Vic furiously storming into the studio after having watched season 1, complaining that they look completely ridiculous on camera (bright pink? What are they, an anarchist?) and demanding a new wardrobe. They’re given one (1) new shirt in a different colour and go “perfect, now give me a broach that looks like a sea urchin to show what a cool fun guy I am as well”

[1pcii]

A messy webweave of posts I think are zolu-coded

[cecilscribbles]

size differences

[togament]

holy fuck.

HOLY FUCKFKFKK

[desperatelyneedcoffee]

My cat is currently cuddling me, purring and biting me affectionately whilst typing this.

Now imagine Logan doing this to Wade. He's got his claws partially unsheathed and is pawing at the hand Wade is holding his phone with. Logan tries pulling Wade's hand towards him whilst moving his head in that direction at the same time. Wade has to switch hands and lets Logan just chew on his fingers. It doesn't hurt much so it's fine. Little nomming noises are coming from Wolvie's mouth which can be heard over whatever tv show is playing in the background. They stay like that until Wade decides it's tea time and Logan follows him to the kitchen, ready for his food

Turn up the volume if you wanna hear the purring and nomming noises

[marc--chilton]

house finding wilson ""interesting"" amongst a literal crowd of thousands is one thing but then to be proven right later when wilson flips his lid at a bar. theyre literally fanfiction but real but not

[vangbelsing]

Romancing Marazhai as Iconoclast in a nutshell (aka giving the murder space cat a migraine until he somehow decides you're married)

[wingedqueenlynx]

I think I'm getting better at drawing him like this :3c

A scrunkly lil basterd

Stinky boy 💚

[secretsofthewilde]

Dark (2017) text posts 3/7

Credit: @shedrewthehallelujah

[borgialucrezia]

there are so many things i love about david oakes' roleplay account he created for juan while the show was airing (and his character was alive lol) but most of all i love how he described lucrezia as "nigh-nymphomaniacal" which is basically another confirmation that juan has a sexual desire for his sister...taking all the wins i can get !!

[theobromine42]

I started listening to Malevolent a couple of days ago, just finished episode 20 today and when i tell you i SOBBED. MULTIPLE TIMES. FUCK. I'M NOT OKAY.

[hischierschain]

do not sell them separately!!! they are frequently bought together ☝️

[cecilscribbles]

size differences

[multi-lefaiye]

is something wrong, darling?

cannot believe i never posted this--this is a commission i finished back in april for my friend joey, of his oc azrael!!! i love this fucking guy. he's such a bastard. campy fun villain and also just such a bastard man. twice's new bestie who's encouraging them to think for themself and ditch the cult <3

(as a note, i am not accepting new commissions rn, because that doesn't feel fair at all to the people still waiting on me to finish theirs lmao)

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