#fucking CHRIST.

[dark-twist-fairytales]

If you're trying to figure out what tone sun-kissed is (because its a skin state rather), look. at. olive. skin. tones.

It might be exactly what you're looking for. I know it sounds like a very common thing, but:

'Tan' is a skin state. 'Sun-kissed' is a skin state. 'Olive' is a skin tone.

This is not meant as passive aggressive. I'm angry at myself for how much research I had to do to figure out this is what I've been looking for. Nothing else has been able to point out that skin states can/will be confused with skin tones.

[im-still-a-robot]

AH.

[natjennie]

gorgug, just staying up at 1HP after like 12 dragon breath attacks: remember when we died?

kristen, in a storm created by the corrupted version of her god she failed to save: it might happen again..

[lovezone]

woke up and made myself very fucking sad lol. Lol

[candyredterezii]

ofc its a homestuck^2 vriska icon

[starbuck]

PRAY with me that my biology professor entered the wrong grade by accident

[ratbastarddotfuck]

having a really really really really bad time right now. just fyi.

[haywire-cebus]

FUNNYMAN????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[takami-takami]

I love that I'm looking up the reactions to LAUGHINGFISH and this is everyone's reaction.

Everyone who heard this felt like a part of them was violently ripped out listening to it.

[prowl-autism-extraordinaire]

my willingness to take unmarked pills goes up exponentially when i have a headache

[fourfuckinghorsemen]

If I have to see that moron on my dash one more time I swear I'm going to start blocking people.

[natjennie]

GOOOAUAUAUUUDDD astarion romance scene after denying oblodra I'm gonna sobbbbbbbb

[sevenelevendata]

here's your reminder to check the blog that you're posting from

[escargon]

Amazon bought the BookDepository to kill it.

I'm distraught.

[geraskier]

🤪 insurance declared my car a total loss so theyre gonna cut my mom a settlement check. the thing that sucks about this is the car was under her name, so the check will be too, and she has final say on my next car.

[teaboot]

Okay so I'm a security guard, right

And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement

And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either

But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for

And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to

And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do

And I fucking

I fucking. Start danCING

I DONT KNOW WHY

I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING

LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER

and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"

AND

FUCKING

THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE

IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE

I HATE MYSELFD