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the curse is lifted! you are no a beast no more! congratulations! but you'll never forget the way they looked at you, will you.

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the france is bacon story lives in my head rent-free

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last time i was in oregon we got free energy drink-flavored blunt wraps and they make my mouth numb so im pretty sure im patient zero for a new synthetic drug that makes you insane

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"The number of hours we have together is actually not so large. Please linger near the door uncomfortably instead of just leaving. Please forget your scarf in my life and come back later for it."

poem by Mikko Harvey

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Was just diagnosed with “need to bite you” disorder. Yeah sorry it’s terminal. The only cure is biting you. C’mere.

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Tumblr user circa 2020: there has to be something wrong with you if you think cartoons are sexy. anyone who can get turned on by a drawing is a fucking loser lol touch grass.

Normal guy from 1932 talking to his coworkers: Betty Boop makes me so fucking horny I'm going to shoot myself in the mouth

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Eclipse of the Sun in Venice in July 8, 1842 by Ippolito Caffi.

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Im surrounded by people who are annoying and stupid and also people who are so much smarter and more hardworking than me and basically im going to die

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This shit keeps hindering the peace talks

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Remember when Bones figured out that Dr. Miranda Jones was blind way before anyone else, but kept it to himself until the knowledge was vital for the safety of the entire ship, because otherwise what a person chooses to share about her medical condition is her own business?

Because that’s the courtesy and respect we like to see.

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I've been getting a bunch more snow in my area this year than i did this time last year *visualizes a geoguesser guy who works exclusively from weather reports doxing me* or have I...

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youtube is pulling this bullshit again

praying for the firefox gods to save me once more...

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Standing in a checkout line, when an older man asks me about my Goncharov t-shirt. I say "It's a movie, " when the person behind me chimes in, "Oh, yes, Scorsese."

The original gentleman goes on to tell me about the author Goncharov, his favorite of his novels, and a famous character from one of the novels. The three of us discuss whether the main character in the movie is intentionally named after the author, referencing that character, or whether it just sounded good to the film maker. We discuss how steeped the movie is in symbology.

Two of us are having a very different conversation than the third.

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i am realizing i can and must draw smokescreen all the time if i want.