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hi guys canes are awesome and you should try them if you think they might help. i just took mine to work one day and didnt stop.

benefits: way less pain. WAY less pain. my arm is way stronger now. the blisters were because i was holding it wrong. correct grip? no more blisters!! people (customers) are WAY nicer. people are less likely to ask me to do things that aggravate my known injury. did i mention less pain

drawbacks: can be kinda loud if im walking too fast. falls over if i prop it against my leg to use both hands. only one hand available to use when im walking. people love to ask what happened.

in conclusion: use a cane

thoughts from my first day using a cane for more than eight hours:

why havent i done this before

why the HELL havent i done this before

seriously this is awesome.

nobody mentioned the blisters but in hindsight i can see how maybe i should have expected that

why the hell havent i done this before!!!!

ive never bruised the palm of my hand before

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A form of punctuation which exists only on the internet. Cousin of the line break, the half-pause, the caesura. A conceptual split which can only be articulated in the form of posts and DMs. The post break / message break.

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Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.

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gladiator 2 was, and i mean this with complete sincerity, fucking garbage

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i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

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look all i'm saying is if you've ever seen someone be healed with magic, congratulations! you've witnessed a practitioner of necromancy. it's the exact same thing. all you're doing at a fundamental level is using magic to accelerate existing biological processes and animate tissue, the only difference is when you do it to dead tissue instead of living tissue, suddenly it's evil scary ~dark magic~ instead of good wholesome healing. it's purely cultural bias.

so no i don't think it's fair to say i "lied on my application" since i'm just as qualified as anyone to heal your party, but hey if you want to be a fucking narc and report me to the wizard council go right ahead. good luck finding an accredited healer at the wages you're offering by the way

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he’s like a dog to me or perhaps a fleshlight

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The everest chronicles

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I didn’t know how much I love drawing hares

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Was watching an edit on tiktok and got jumpscared by Erik’s flat ass cause like girl there is NOTHING there

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Btw, this is how conservatives keep getting to claim that trans people are a new thing no one has ever heard, because our history and existences have continually been erased or obscured systematically through out history.

The most famous example was 92 years when the Nazis raided the library of the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft, the medical practice where the term transsexual was first coined and the first gender affirming surgery was performed in in 1931.

What did the Nazis do after raiding the library on May 6th, 1933? You may be familiar with these images

It is happening again.

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Can I Please Eat In The Computer Room Tonight? by Nicole Nikolich (2025)

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anybody else feel that being human is like being a long-time syndicated cartoon character watching the world get more complex while your own design stays the same until youre incongruous with the reality around you??

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Blackout Poem Made of Disability Benefits Applications and Denial Letters:

[Image ID: A blackout poem. The edges of the black are straight and rectilinear. I will indicate breaks in the line using the slash symbol /. Some of the excerpts include boxes where you could draw a check mark. I will indicate these by writing (box). The poem goes

Answer every question. / Please tell us if you want us to return them to you. / Select the heaviest weight lifted. / Using fingers to touch, / (Box) One hand (Box) Both hands / Using hands to seize, (Box) One hand (Box) Both hands / reduction / refusal / Termination / Penalty / You can give us more facts to add to your file. / You do not meet with the person who decides your case. / Notice of Decision — Unfavorable / Disabled worker’s name / Date given when disability began / Date of death. /end ID] 

The final three lines are from denial of benefits paperwork for workers who died before the end of the mandatory five month waiting period. How many of those deaths are connected to poverty? I don't know, but I can guess.

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Go, my chaos gremlins! FLY, MY PRETTIES!