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my friend has no idea what old yeller is or what it means to old yeller someone and i was too stunned to explain

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She’s gonna Old Yeller him 😔

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Stephanie: Sometimes, before the doorbell chimes or the phone rings, I answer. I call it my fifth sense.

Tim: You mean your sixth sense.

Stephanie: No I can't smell, it's just my fifth

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weirdly... wholesome.

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I offered to come check on my friend's animals while she's away for the long weekend

She thinks I'm joking

But I'm ready

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"terminally ill people should be allowed to choose to die if they feel it is the best decision for them" and "euthanasia can easily become eugenics" and "we should provide support for depressed and suicidal people" are statements that can come into conflict but should all be respected

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a great horned owl will look at a screech owl and be like “i have to eat that guy”

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"kill them with kindness" WRONG. chair attack 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑

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"im gonna kill myself" [remembers that suicide jokes scare my loved ones] "and im taking you with me!"

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Source

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Starscream moment

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just guys being dudes

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I think your ex turning into an evil spider and kidnapping you and throwing you into the insanity maze is fitting punishment for being a cop

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having a cringe time on fail moon (alternate title: me fucking too prowl)

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Please take this, this has been living rent free in my head for months

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Investigating crime scenes with Prowl featuring Red Alert and Tumbler

Based on that one mtmte issue

Original audio is from CalebCity! https://youtu.be/pbHbqOJ7wos